6 years and counting
where the fuck is Bowlbo?
6 years and counting
How the fuck has it been six years. Man, I'm wasting my life away.
I don't think I've ever seen a personal project like this ever release. It's vaporware like Anusboy the movie.
lol oh man yes these threads are the best lol everyone post your favorite meme
mm some gossip too hehe i love the drama hehe
which is your favorute?
they shout something loud (my favorit haha LOUD!!! haha)
totally random noises (also good haha)
a reference to something you know
its hard to pick but please try your best hahae
why did you bump it
it's GONE
the catalog is literally full with hentai and porn threads and this is what you get upset about?
When's Nightmare Cops?
they got bored with it.
There is no god
There is no je-sus
There is no all-AH
man run in and funny scream
Newgrounds/Youtube animators cannot into deadlines because they only have experience for working for themselves.
Dr. Egg's Long Legged Dregg
you are the first person to bring up the drama, faggot
Cory and the Three Witches
Adam give a PSA to the children in the audience
"Uhh don't sleep with older men or else they'll get in trouble"
I understand the Adam hate but he has some good moments sometimes
As entertaining as Cory and Adam can be I would absolutely hate having to talk to these whiny bitches for too long.
Dead in the water. oney wasnt even making it, he contracted a studio to make it and the contract ran out
He can't masturbate to this thread, please understand
this looks ugly as shit. I don't even know what this is even though I've seen it on here hundreds of times. it's like when I see the thumbnail my fight or flight response is activated and I keep scrolling
What about this game is taking so long?
Make a basic 2.5D game with dev assets and then do the art
BUT I WANT THE GAMEPLAY TO BE GOOD AND DEEP
the trailer didnt show anything good or deep
6 years and counting
You think that's bad? At this point, Nightmare Cops has been in development hell for as long as fucking Duke Nukem Forever.
You think that's bad?
jesus how has jeff not shot himself yet?
Nightmare Cops has been in development hell for as long as Duke Nukem Forever
And here I was thinking it was taking a while for Behemoth to release the Castle Crashers DLC
Yes, I know they went to PAX to promote it, and are probably resting after getting back.
Man I hope people are aware that the Castle Crashers DLC is releasing. I want lots of downloadable niggas
Did Dingdong ever release that domino game he was working on?
Talking about Chris and Barb situation
On one hand
Oh no...
Hey, girl, you wanna play some games?
OK, but have you seen my cool new Astro Bot speedrun? I saved 3 seconds this time.
Vegeta > Tifa > AVGN > Whitey > Mr. Bean > Mario > Shaggy > Chris-Chan > Ash > Snake > Tommy > Leon > Freddy Fazbear > Darth Vader > Markiplier > Frieza > Porno Pete > Nostalgia Critic > Sonic > Shadow > Jeff > Homer > Peter
I have a mutual who knows somebody that briefly worked on this for only a couple of months then quit. He said that it's a complete nightmare. Oney is an ideas guy that doesn't even know what it should be other than occasionally bringing up Heart of Darkness. The dev team is like 80% tranny tots from twitter that barely know anything. They just desperately want to be friends with and make connections through Oney. This was like 2023-ish?
You thunk he's jealous of Pizza Tower?
I mean if he's still invested in the development of Bowlbo he's probably annoyed that it's in development hell more than anything.
mm some gossip too hehe i love the drama hehe
I'm not even being subtle about it. I'll keep laughing at dingdong for being a schizophrenic that pretends to be an armchair psychologist on social issues by creating strawmen in his head while at the same time retelling another hoax about how he was hatecrimed for being gay by wording the entire story in the most illogical and unbelievable manner possible then topping it off with "source: trust me dude".
t.durgers
This nigga has been gone for like a year at least, how is he living in your head rent free?
to top it all off: yes dingdong, I'm the one creating all of these threads on Anon Babble. One guy and it's me.
t.durgers
I don't keep tabs on him, and I'm sure I'll be accused of being obsessed with him, but I'd be willing to bet at least in the past year he's done a big baby baw baw about some transgression committed against him even though like, the only thing he and Julian got going on is development hell on that one game with the rabbit in boxing gear,
And maybe Julian's furry commissions where he draws furries the size of an F150 and a dick the size of a kawasaki.
I didn't knew Julian did porn
whats something good thats not these guys to throw on as background noise bros?
he streamed himself playing smash brawl on the wii about a months ago and complained about cringe culture and one of his friends turning into a Qanon researcher. Stream's privated of course. Gotta DFE and then complain that people don't remember you telling your opinion on something you've been asked once in the middle of a 14 hour stream that didn't even get archived.
Idk, rlm?
Anon come on, he's an artist.
There's two kinds of artists
Ones that have drawn porn
And Liars.
Honestly the quality of youtube has degraded so fucking bad I've started just gone back to listening to music CDs while playing vidya.
the entire audio reading of homestuck
suffer
I don't endorsed schizo bullying but literally every time I catch his stream he's ranting and being miserable. Its really insufferable to listen to, dudes addicted to being unhappy.
I think he got scammed. Hired indie Devs to work on the game and they feed him random bugs to give the impression the work is hard but continuing at a steady pace.
The hair physics you wanted? Yeah we had to recode every level because of that, don't worry boss we're gonna get it sorted for you.
I heard his latest fairy tale was that he and Julian were ganged up by the entire town because not going to a movie revealed to everyone that they're gay. Is this true? Him lying about how he was doxed was the most ridiculous shit to me but if he honestly said that it may take the cake.
give me 10 minutes and I might give you a clip of him saying that, if I got it. If I don't find it I'll greentext and paraphrase his retelling of the story
files.catbox.moe
files.catbox.moe
got it.
live in southern USA
town forms a militia because of the movie Sound of Freedom
the neighbors smash their car's frontlights and circle around town in their cars several times just to call them faggots.
all because they didn't go to see a movie
IT'LL BE OUT WHEN IT'S OUT
AND WE LIKE THAT
Hey Dingdong, where is Trigger Treat?
Where is Tough Bippy?
Where's that puzzle game you said was almost finished ? archive.md
We all are. Extract as much pleasure and entertainment from this corporeal existence as you can before you die.
When people pay you just to talk with your friends over a video, there's zero incentive for 99% of people to actually produce something.
Being an OneyPlayer is hard work, too much work to focus on projects like Bowlbo, Nightmare Cops and FNF. Even former OneyPlayers can't make games.
The grandma's virginity podcast
But great work ethic...
Deserved
doesn't even know what it should be other than occasionally bringing up Heart of Darkness.
Holy shit he's so retarded
Another astroturf, just like pic related. Apologize to Tom Fulp immediately
who was in the wrong here?
The answer is to stop watching him. He's legitimately mentally ill. It's like asking someone with no legs to run a race. At that point, you're the one expecting the impossible.
I'm fine waiting literal decades as long as the dev isn't making money off the unfinished product.
It's not like he's milking patreon or did a kickstarter.
so game grumps did nothing wrong and dingdong was just schizoing out with his fat mexican boyfriend?
Wow. I'm speechless. Not only is it true, but it's a billion times worse than what I expected. Good fucking lord...I can only imagine all of the paypigs actually believing this looney tunes shit. You're a trooper for archiving this.
Game grumps will always be in the wrong for being fags
Same as this clown. He's always bitching and being insecure as fuck. Acts like a broad.
wah I'm an incel
wah I'm not tall enough
wah some breadtuber made another hit piece on me
Man the fuck up Jesus christ, sometimes the redpill has the side effect of turning someone into a pussy
I think he's just incompetent and kind of stupid. He makes retarded assumptions constantly that bite him in the ass. He didn't really know what he wanted and underestimated the work it would take.
Is it possible to make a platformer in that amount of time with that budget? Of course. But I doubt Chris had the knowledge and experience to actually do so.
tpbp
files.catbox.moe
files.catbox.moe
also these two clips cuz ill never make use of them elsewhere
when it comes to the gamegrumps thing, I wouldn't be surprised if the entire dev team hated him but not because he's a poor little oppressed gay, but because he's insufferable to listen to. He probably talks in everyday conversation like he does in his streams
No and yes.
GG are fags but DD clearly has far deeper problems. He handles things far worse than most people on the Internet and that's saying a lot.
Do you like ketchup?
So he watched Shrek and had a dream where he has Shrek?
I kind of feel sad for Chris knowing every other person featured on the channel has something else going on or went on to bigger and better things EXCEPT for him. I wonder how he feels about Zach getting an AS cartoon after he fucked his up so badly
we like it but we don’t really want the name hellbenders because we have 2 other shows with hell in the name
LOL IM NOT CHANGING IT
and the rest is history
Man, I really do want to give him the benefit of the doubt and think that this is partially true, but I just can't. And also, even if this was true, why would they move to the south in the first place when they're so obviously gay? Hell Julian has said that he purposefully makes himself look weird like with his witch nails.
what gender dysphoria does to a mf
Please just make a thread on kf at this point
Zoomers need to step up and fill the group lets play niche already. It boggles my mind how an entire generation grew up on these sort of videos but refuse to make their own.
No local articles or news coverage over this
BS
I like when dave the depraved gay cum slave does that panicked screeching voice.
I heard his latest fairy tale was that he and Julian were ganged up by the entire town because not going to a movie revealed to everyone that they're gay.
Gonna need to see reciepts for that because I doubt they would lie this brazen-
holy shit????? wow my views on them have completely changed. I still believe that they were outed by Game Grumps, but an entire town of ~6000 people didn't discriminate against them for being gay. Wow they suck.
What copious amounts of futaporn does to a numale
Honestly Zach is the only one who made anything of himself. The rest are all either small time e-celebs or just kind of there.
I don't think Chris has the attention span and intelligence to do anything himself. Even the music video with JB was being lead by Adam P. Cory at least has the drive and focus to work on the same thing forever and has Jeff directing him.
Chris not only lacks basic thinking skills but seems to have extreme ADD. He'd be fine if he had someone directing him and communicating with others for him but Zach is doing his own thing.
90% of the people who are super invested into the culture war stuff (on either side) are thin-skinned as fuck, it's a similar mechanism with lolcows where most of their biggest detractors are equally pathetic people who are just happy to find someone they can endlessly bash to feel better about themselves
and mind you I was already thinking they were a bit dumb for thinking that Daddy game Game Grumps made was "gay appropriation" and for not wanting people to talk about the drama which with this context makes way more sense.
Kindof yea. Remember how the meanie weenie game grumps doxed him? Lolno. It was some fed up viewer. People noticed when they donated that the name Richard showed up so they got nervous and thought there was some sort of scam going on. They'd ask DD who the hell is Richard and he'd non-answer with um just a guy I know. So someone looked up the name + wan wan games, found the public copyright doc and posted it on Anon Babble.
Chris not only lacks basic thinking skills but seems to have extreme ADD.
literally me except i don't have any talent and am a wizard cause i don't have the height buff like chris does.
Hey what's up Niall
Jesus this thread has become Ribena
id rather be a wizard than deal with veronica to be quite honest with you friend
I feel like people have memory holed the game jam video Oney did with JonTron a while back. It was probably the most damning evidence against his creative ability and leadership skills. Like even if the entire video was a big joke, everyone took it seriously except for Chris.
dude cant even stomach playing through an entire game unless its dark souls or spazkid is playing a sonic game
I hate the millennial vs zoomer discourse but do zoomers actually create or do anything? I don’t know of any talented zoomers making music or films or animations
It's good up until Stav leaves after 300-or-so episodes and then the vibes just feel off/phoned in.
Twitch ate it alive.
would explain chris being a slob apparently too.
t. slob with add
"I don't wanna go into it too much anyways."
7 minutes 18 seconds
Lol.
lets plays are basically dead. supermega was good for a second. don't know about nowadays.
what’s the game jam video
Nick is the only funny one but Stav gave him the energy to really go all in with his bits. Adam just sucks the fun out of the room.
I hope Adam gets crippled from the neck down in a car accident that takes his whole family and his pregnant girlfriend.
pregnant girlfriend.
u wot?
or you could just consider the fact that the guy has been running a LP channel for over ten years and still cannot find basic information when it's on the screen.
Between that and constantly talking about situations where he hypes himself up or has big expectations and then gets surprised and extremely upset when he is "let down" (like that FF7 concert) it becomes pretty clear that he's self employed and has been stuck LPing for a reason. Guy never learned how to learn things.
So what's the ratio of schizo bullshit in his story? Like 50:50?
Guy never learned how to learn things.
literally me.
I hope Cory has sex with a biological female so he stops making these posts
Most people I know who are into the idea of making one have jobs and families. It's not viable to record enough footage to equal five 20 minute episodes a week.
Yes getting 2 hours alone with a normal adult that has children is that impossible.
Nah I think they all brought stuff to the table and complimented eachother in fun ways.
You remove any one of them and the podcast just doesn't work anymore.
Nick was the driving force of a lot of the comedy and the core of the podcast.
Stav was basically a human laugh track and brought more energy/enthusiasm to the episodes.
Adam was a good punching bag/straight man and also accentuated the drier side of Nick's humor.
With no Stav it's just too low-energy.
lets plays are dead and there is absolutely zero room for new growth since the demand is gone, anyone who watches lps found their channels a decade ago
I don’t know I’m 12 mins in and he’s just kind of there
The problem is, anyone who is entertaining enough to be in a successful LP can make more money and do less work with something else.
less work
LPs
lol, lmao
sorry nigga if you wanna watch lps its basically vtuber territory now
Why do effort when you can react to AI instead
letsplays are dead because they’re much more work than just lazily streaming something. No need to edit
to answer you seriously: dingdong doesn't "deserve" a thread because he doesnt consistently deliver lulzy material. He complains in every stream consistently, but a proper schizobabble worth laughing at like in the catbox videos ITT happens only on rare occasions.
If a thread were to be put up, it would stay dead for months and most posts that report what happened during his streams would consist of "yeah, he whined about politics/gamers/Anon Babble again.". Alternatively, they would keep making the same posts regurgitating the same commonman opinion of "I wish dingdong would just stay off the Internet and take his meds. He's clearly not mentally fit to be an eceleb" which are more suited for Anon Babble rather than a proper forum.
streaming is less work than an edited LP video
chris records like 3 hours of footage once every 2 weeks. most streamers stream for 3+ hours daily.
1 is still lower than 2. LPs generally involve multiple people in a specific set-up whereas you can just stream by yourself at your house whenever you want.
I don't even know if streaming is still the big thing or if it's tiktok or vine or w/e the fuck but my point is that the format for people that others finding entertaining is constantly changing and the medium itself (LPing) has no real value or staying power
you're right. good editing is absolutely a lost art. it can make or break a lp channel.
The meta is to be a streamer and then have someone you hired cut your streamed playthrough into a 2-8 hour longplay
Alternatively if you don't want to stream you can record a playthrough and do a voiceover over it pretending it's a video essay or a retrospective
krinkles and swain make an actual game
chris just makes a corny joke game that would've been funny it was a newgrounds flash game from years ago
krinkles and swain win
wellimaginemyshock.jpg
Why did jontron bully chris by pitting him against two people who aren't creatively bankrupt and know how to finish a full length video game, a pretty damn good one i might add
I wish DD and Julian could've stayed on Oneyplays more. Them playing Warioware was probably the happiest any of them have sounded in years.
the Ribena has consumed Anon Babble
now it is Ribourchan
What are you two niggers doing here?
Every time I think this I go back to their Crash playthroughs and most of them has DD whining almost constantly and wanting to be dead just because he read a Youtube comment from XxNiggerslayer2008xX that said he's kind of cool but not 100% cool.
zoomers all had add and can't pay attention to anything for long
also they're all consuming 8 hour longplays and video essays
?
The crash remake or the original crash LP?
I just enjoy how angry DD fans get when DD gets even slight criticism in these threads. It always sounds like they've taken it personally.
that girl got me feelin funny
funniest shit in years
tease a new video or even series
never ever
Early on they were pretty annoying about that, but I feel they mellowed out as time went on. Now whenever he streams, all it takes is for one little comment to set him off onto a 30 minute tangent.
those essays are background noise i guarantee you they pay attention and retain about 5% of the info while at work
Through sheer autistic powered of chat moderation, DingDong has curated and audience entirely consisting of tardwranglers and yesmen walking on eggshells.
they listen to shit at x2 speed while watching youtube shorts and tiktoks
the early ones. Crash 1-3, twinsanity, WoC.
I think they were at their worst later on. They were great when Chris was visiting them and they were playing RE4 and shit (and Julian had learned to do more than wheeze) but their original time on the channel is nothing. I really don't get what people see in it because Julian was just there and anything interesting DD was saying was almost immediately overtaken by whining.
A large majority of them are very left leaning queens too, so they'll never say anything against the grain. I remember one guy in chat said that children shouldn't take hormones or transition and a bunch of people were calling him a piece of shit and another tranny going on a sob story about how he would've killed himself had he not taken his hormones as a kid. Truly a bizarre little ecosystem.
8 hour longplays and video essays are more time efficient than actually playing those videogames so you can play your gacha games and also pretend you've beaten all those classic videogames and you can then feel better about yourself
maybe I could be that girl for you, anon...
exactly, did you guys think those memes “fan of _____ excited to finally play it for the first time” were just memes?
nigga they don't actually watch that shit, it's just a way for them not not be alone with their thoughts for five seconds so they need a video game and a mindless youtube video to drown out hoe shitty and empty their lives are. also if you watch shit at 2x speed you're an actual subhuman
I couldn’t tell you he only streams at fucking 1am so I can never see updates.
also if you watch shit at 2x speed you're an actual subhuman
Reminds me of the fact that some "people" willing watch dubbed anime at 2x speed. Truly fucking revolting.
SQUEEZES MY TITS TOGETHER
SQUEEZES MY PUSSY LIPS TOGETHER
SQUEEZES MY ASSHOLE TOGETHER
people are too mean to lyle, he's the only one who can keep up with the antics
He never read books at 2x speed growing up by only reading every other page
i never hated lyle. adam is truly the worst fucking person to have ever been on the channel. nobody else actively brings down a video like he does it's a superpower.
He was rightfully shit on at the beginning for having no idea how to translate his character to a LP format (that and all the cold opens that were just him making a joke nobody laughed at or naming the episodes after shit he said that nobody cared about).
He's much better now, everybody likes him and he still has the only avatar that isn't drawn cartoonishly ugly or grotesque.
was this really not enough to fund bowlbo? I understand he had to 4500 for rent but surely had some more to fund that game dev team before cutting them off
I can't believe Cory criticizes games so heavily and then goes on to work on a piece of shit like this. It's like the avgn movie or space cop, critics can only judge and never create
We have no idea what state the game was in after his contract with Yotta ended but I can easily imagine that Chris did not have a good idea of what the game actually was and that they were not anywhere close to having a full, working product.
just chatgpt the rest of the game. easy
cory only cares about sex. i don't think his brain puts much effort into thinking about or comprehending much else. he's probably ten times more insufferable about bringing up sexual shit constantly off camera.
critics can only judge and never create
but if everybody's a critic, who is left to create?
That's pretty funny Anon. Can I post that on Funnyjunk?
save it my friend it's all yours :)
any time they go out to eat (which seems to be daily) Cory is red faced while screaming about underage fictional characters
it's not a joke and i'm serious. he could totally do that.
bartender is a spaz and cory is an auts, also fuck tipping
Cory amd Zach scream about red Sonic for the 50th time.
kek'd when visualizing that in my head
also chris's forner indian landlord now wants someone to pay $5900 a month on zillow for that monstrosity
I feel bad for the next poor bastard that will have to deal with that dump and that annoying shithead
What an upstanding looking Armenian gentleman
and I'm sure I'll be accused of being obsessed with him
glancing this thread, aren't you though?
Look on the bright side. Compared to Game Grumps, OneyPlays has a much larger backlog of good videos to watch if you don't like the new crew.
still mad they never finished the pokemon silver playthrough
it's up
youtube.com
I wish they would have played through Mystical Ninja all the way
Chris just gets overzealous and announces shit way too early, he's been doing it his whole career. He did it with the supposed leo and Satan cartoon for adult swim before it was finalized. He also shilled his music theory channel that he hasn't done shit with
leo and Satan
holy fuck that's an ancient memory that just woke up.
just let the man jerk off to tails in peace, he earned it after making that etna animation
Chris obviously has some type of mild autism coupled with ADHD or possibly OCD where he's constantly thinking and coming up with new ideas but lacks the ability to focus on them for long enough to finish literally anything.
the face of a man coupled with ADHD, mild autism or possibly OCD
he looks like he's about to tell me about the attack on Anvil's chapel
infinite review
kf white knights the fuck out of the sleepycabin extended universe lole especially dd & j. they remind me of that arin callout vid made by some e-whore that starts bawling her eyes out when she gets to the dream daddy segment like they're her heckin pupperinos that just got punted
Great channel but not what I would call background noise.
Probably some depression due to injury being Irish and the cucking
being irish mean being primo pristino white, that's something to be happy about
I'm sure the school he went to was awful but from how he talks about his experiences there and the fact that he has always been self-employed as an animator and now LPer, it's very reasonable believe that, even setting aside any possible disorders, he is simply incapable of critical thinking or self-reflection.
primo pristino white
were considered "white niggers" in the late 1800s.
That is something to be happy about.
irish literally used to be considered non white.
It's always funny whenever they go on a character creator in a medieval and the "white blonde male" preset looks like him
It happened in Dark Souls, Demon Souls and Oblivion, he just has that serf look to him lmao
medieval game*
As long as the game isn't funded by patreon or kickstar, who cares?
I like Podcast About List
Adam is funny when Cory isn't there.
Cory is only funny when Jeff is there for him to torment.
don't forget dragon's dogma and street fighter
Oneyplays or jongrumps? Because both groups played a mystical ninja game and didn't finish it.
I occasionally go to SuperMega's channel to laugh at how dead it is.
I was talking about Oney
I didn't know GG played Mystical Ninja.
I think their content sucks, but the Lex shit was dumb as hell
I occasionally go there to pay my respects, they fell off hard after 2019 and they never really recovered after that one bitch making a fuss over a nothingburger
It’s their own fault really
What happened?
youtube thread
What went so so wrong?
I think some producer of theirs had some sexual allegations come out and they both confronted the situation really poorly.
I eventually started to enjoy him, he's almost like an actual cartoon character, the time he sent his parents a video of him doing a kamehameha still makes me laugh like a retard
There's no way they're friends anymore, Chris is way too chuddy
I am so bored about hearing of ecelebs and sexual misconduct. It's the same slop story every fucking time. Who actually gives a fuck
where the fuck is Bowlbo?
I think Animoose (the original dev team) jumped ship (they only had like a contract over a year with chris or something) and now it's basically chris being stuck with an unfinished codebase, phoning in content and code from various other creators.
I can't really blame him, cause he's mostly a musician at this point and I don't think he can be arsed to learn how to program.
Now trigger treat / bippy is a different story.
they got an experienced programmer and both devs can do art
they are just too retarded to stick to a plan and go through with it.
Nightmare cops is in development hell cause jeff is apparently too retarded to scale down properly.
nightmare cops still using flash is probably part of why its in dev hell
still using flash
huh?
a lot of paraphrasing but I'm pretty sure this is mostly correct
thumbnail artist's girlfriend was giving him a blowjob one night
he held her head down during this
1 week later goes by and she goes "erm... actually I didn't like that"
she goes to matt and ryan and goes "can you be on my side and fire him please?"
matt and ryan went "what do we have to do with it? go away"
she goes on the internet and screams "HELP RAPE!" and every white knight rushes to her side
matt and ryan had to do separate apology videos because of nothing
supermega takes a huge dive and the bitch celebrates it on a livestream
months later supermega comes back with some support
bitch goes "hey they're not dead, what gives?" she does another video, gets called out for it and everyone tells her to fuck off
It's hilarious that game grumps had a section about how proud they are that they grew out of being their editors and leaving their office to grow the super mega brand and now their channel is dead as fuck, as well as game grumps. All these let's play channels banked on them being profitable forever and then they hit their mid 30s, their views fall off and they're left without any feasible financial pathways for the next 50 years of their life.
perhaps
then again i'd guess it uses the battleblock theater/castle crashers framework
so even if it were infinitely more complex than those games (which I don't believe) there'd be a solid code basis already
i think they just planned way too much content on a way too high production value level with god knows how many frames per animation, high quality rendering and everything.
or they're just retarded
tomar
easy skip
dont feel like listening to his epic nasally narrator voice anytime text shows up on the screen
There's plenty of old Super Best Friends Play stuff.
For me it's Zach, i swear people just like him ironically
It's vaporware because it's in the ouroboros of
*feature creep*
oopsie
we spent so much time feature creeping that the older assets don't match the newer ones
now we have to redraw all of it
repeat
Jeff literally says this in some archived streams you can find which are now 5-7 years old.
be extremely PC and shit on and act better than everyone else
get attacked by the same woke mental illness that you sold your souls to
It's great. Who would have ever guessed that demanding that everyone walk on eggshells 24/7 and bow down to the mentally ill would blow up in your face. This is the inevitable end for everyone who caters to that mentality.
I believe him.
This is the same town that Julian described as a "very Christian community" after some psycho gave the stink eye to Chris for using strong language while they were out eating (as described by Chris himself). I don't remember which Let's Play it was, but it was 100% one of the COVID era ones (Magical School Bus?).
Now, why did they moved out to such a community in the first place is beyond me. DD said it was cheap, there you go...
Matt is super unfunny and his vocal fry is awful, AND he yells a lot.
SO HYPE, IM THE STREETZ OF RAGE, WWE SIMPSONS REFERENCE!
Pat gets mad at a moment, Matt is just a retard, Woolie is just sort of there, Liam is a fake weeb.
Jeff and Cory don't live in a gutter so hopefully they aren't siphoning Tom or Dave's money. At that point, they can spend the rest of their lives working on it (and of course, if they don't want to do that, they should actually figure out how to release the game).
daddy dearest, everyone fearest
believing DD's claim that a Christian militia attacked them for not watching a movie because 1 guy didn't like swearing in public
Yeah I definitely believe that a movie came out that caused their entire town to form a witch hunting group directed specifically at DD and Julian and are hunting them down like animals or some HP Lovecraft novel.
his laugh reminds me of the huehue br meme but instead of "huehue" it's "hyehye"
well you got your wish, tomar moved to the east coast to raise his kid
why does the existence of DD cause a small bunch of autists to go feral?
Its not like he raped their dads or something
Well yeah, that's why no one cares about their solo ventures.
You don't get it. Everyone in town is watching them. Little Timmy who delivers their newspaper was planted there by Game Grumps headquarters and the movie theaters there are all broadcasting longplays of Dream Daddy followed by instructions on how to kill Ding Dong in his sleep.
Why are you waiting for something that looks like actual shit?
yes I’m cancer but there’s other cancer so stop calling me cancer
You misunderstand, he's a lolcow to them. They're not angry, they're laughing.
They were fans of him back in the oneyplays days and then they "met their hero"
honestly though woolie and reggie together are the closest thing to sbfp vibe
This but Andrew Dobson.
This reasoning is probably why they'll never finish it, if it came out like a year later after announcing it, i could see people going "lmao that game is pretty weird and it's from my favorite eceleb :DD", but it's too late and judging from the views they're getting, more and more people are getting tired of these guys
yes I'm sure that explains the rage fueled tone and obsessive posting on Anon Babble.
"people" who idolize celebs and ecelebs shouldn't be allowed to reproduce
Chris seems like kind of a mess where he explicitly said he hates video games and only likes FF7 and Dark Souls (the former he backtracked saying he only has nostalgia for it and the latter he says he is burnt out on and done with Dark Souls). He also is horrible at most games, has no patience for them and knows very little about games to begin with. He has no reason to make a game beyond a poorly thought out whim.
Similarly, he seems tired of his own writing when it comes to animations. I can't see himself ever animating something that he would enjoy the writing of.
He's also not good enough at music to make a living off of it.
He's kind of just fucked. He grew out of his own animations and that was the only thing he could really do. He's in his mid thirties now and doesn't have the attention span to learn anything that he could make a career out of.
Why are you specifying DD?
Why not apply it to other OPs members? Or game grumps? Or DSP? Or Anita, or Zoe? Or Asmongold? Or supermega? etc etc
Love how selective posts like you are. Of course, not that you care, you totally don't care that DD is being criticized like any other eceleb, you're just wondering why people are "obsessed" with him specifically. He sure makes them mad just by existing!
chris is literally just the average Anon Babbleirgin. or at least the type that were here before like 2013. at least chris has artistic talent all those types left Anon Babble ages ago (for good reason).
2 sentances
WORDS WORDS WORDS
why did the existence of buckley cause a small bunch of autists to go feral?
Its not like he raped their dads or something
reading comprehension
I was making a point that Anon Babble is just as if not more obsessed with Buckley which
also note.
It's almost like Anon Babble talks about individual people more than they talk video games and always has.
Zach has one of the most successful AS shows in years
Tomar is a VA
Cory can still live off degenerates
Adam clearly has rich parents
DD/Julien can live off degenerates AND parasocial freaks
Dave had one of the most succeasful and influential indie games in recent memory
Ricegum is a VA, has his own webseries, and cucked him
Jesus fucking Christ
it was a different time and fuckley was never funny.
tomar is a VA
allegedly
all i know from his work is he did the old voice for trundle in league of legends before he got replaced
adam would just go slackjawed until he remembers his vape
cory would whine about his controller
we would go to mcdonalds at like 3PM for the new switch 2 happy meal toys
overall not a bad afternoon
"a lot of people were already moving out of that town cuz most things were closed down, there's no industry there, nothing out there, it was just bitter old people and not much else"
"it (the apartment they rented) was insanely cheap. That's part of the reason we were there to begin with"
i can only begin to believe his story if he decided to live in the most bum-fuck nowhere shit-hole hick town in the entire continent. But even if it were the case, then that just becomes a "why would you live in a shithole ghosttown" problem.
because it was cheap
at that point moving to the balkans would be a better option because you wouldn't have people insane enough to vandalize your home because of a hollywood blockbuster and it would've been even cheaper. Also related to the money problem, haven't they been making ~7k a month on patreon for years while julian was probably making a percentage of that from his furry art commissions? Fuck off with that "i can't afford to live anywhere better than this" argument.
Ricegum
Who?
tomar's main job is a system engineer or some shit. VA is basically a hobby.
Didn't he voice a background character in Shenmue 3?
Sorry i had a brainfart, i meant ricepirate
Didn't Mick get sloppy-eights or something? Did Veronica even do anything with him? He made a one-hour "apology" video where he said he was completely obsessed with her and was spending an insane amount of money trying to get her attention but it didn't sound like he ever got anything out of it.
youtu.be
still better off than Stamper 's not a high bar though
veronica spreads her legs for anyone
chris
mick
ls mark
cheated on ls mark
ls mark again
With how much they make off of their Patreon plus their stream donations, I really have to wonder just what the hell they're spending all that money on. Even if every single patron was paying the cheapest option, they'd still be making about $3,500 a month, which is more than a lot of wagies. In the last stream they were saying that they couldn't afford to buy another Wii, which is wild considering they're like $40 bucks max.
Exactly, I think six or seven more people belong on that list as well. And they didn't need to buy her a house like Mick did.
fattens up mark then cheats on him
grim.
on dingdong's ear infection? jokes aside, health problems take a toll on the financials
comes out that she has been sleeping with a clown car of people simultaneously
immediately marries her
I mean, I think Mark is like 13 years old or something but you should probably realize even at that age that you shouldn't be marrying actual whores.
When you're so mentally ill that you're spending $60,000 a year on autism medication
Grim
kidnaps an european to america and feeds him cornstarch and produce with 99+ chemicals in them
sadistic, even
13
mentally, based on the fact he reviews cartoons for children
she probably makes him help down a case of whiteclaws daily thats what did it
didn't vermonica make a comic basically of her wanting to start a family with chris but chris doesn't want to?
but chris doesn't want to?
based fellow anti-natalist. chris truly is my brother from another mother.
He seems self aware enough to know that he wouldn't be a good dad
GOOD DIE
when I make up stuff about what DD said solely to make him look like a retarded schizo the story seems unbelivable!
I realize you guys have hate boners for these fags, but come on now. Isn't making up stuff in your head troon behavior?
the vast majority of people are shit parents. anyone with good ones should consider themselves the same as a lottery ticket winner.
I miss the ai videos already
True, i wish more people were self aware enough to realize that
making up stuff
bro, your reading comprehension?
I don't know this isn't as unbelievable as you guys are saying. In fact you guys exaggerate what he's saying a lot.
Moved to a bad place with methheads, neighbors bullied them out of there
Happens all the time.
Schizo neighbors making some group LARPing as a militia
Yeah, I believe it. This happens quite often, you guys must be underage.
I think it's foreigners who don't understand how crazy rural burgerland can get sometimes.
I'm Catholic so I have a itty bitty feeling I would suffer the same fate as DD and Joolian if I lived in such a town.
Amerilard protestantcucks are mentally ill.
I just wonder why they went south to begin with, considering it's known to not be to favorable to gays. I get it was cheap, but there's plenty of cheap places in more progressive areas.
It was only 60 years ago when jfk had to go to random rural shitholes and convince the protties there that he wasn't part of a catholic conspiracy and taking direct orders from the pope.
I've lived in the rural south my whole life and don't believe that. Maybe I just lucked out or something
when I make up stuff about what DD said solely to make him look like a retarded schizo
Is that what a joke is in your autistic head? Yeah, I was being serious when I said that DD gets his mail from a child called Timmy and said child is actually a hired plant by Egoraptor.
Did you also know that Andrew Dobson is in prison because he kidnapped a child and, using a bike pump, inflated the child to the point she exploded?
and then they shot him in between the eyes...
This game looks so bad.
Schizo neighbors making some group LARPing as a militia
Yeah, I believe it. This happens quite often, you guys must be underage.
Or they don't live in the third world or a third world equivalent.
"when I say fag shit, it's a joke!"
"when dingdong says it, he's a schizo!"
very interesting. any other gems of wisdom you could impart on us simple masses?
Andrew Dobson is in prison because he kidnapped a child and, using a bike pump, inflated the child to the point she exploded
that did actually happen, though
Oney constantly cancels projects and never tells anyone - no way in hell this is still being made
He had to get paid by a fan to admit he wasnt going to release the last YIIK video, and thats just a lets play
Is DD in the thread with us right now?
i live in a retirement community border town in leafland and even here people aren't exactly friendly to the gays. you're either silently tolerated and keep your head down while regularly getting the stink eye or you move to a bigger city with an actual gay community. i guess that's better than flatout harassment though, but you're absolutely ostracized.
No.
Well if he is, he needs to hurry up on Dominoid. I want to play it.
YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE
"when dingdong says it, he's a schizo!"
You're saying
files.catbox.moe
was entirely a fabrication?
He had to get paid by a fan to admit he wasnt going to release the last YIIK video, and thats just a lets play
Tbf wasn't that because of the DD drama and how he wanted to distance himself from oneyplays? But yeah it still sucks, it was easily one of their best series in years
you don't find it funny?
I live in rural Mississippi and know several gays. You're off your fucking rocker if you believe even a sliver of that cartoon horseshit. The worst thing you'll ever get in that particular situation here is a little old grandma laughing, hugging you and saying you're fruity.
Theyve gotten years into developing to a game and then abandoning it for a new idea like three times now
I remeber watching a stream that was 3 years into Tough Bippys development and they still hadnt made any levels, he was just endlessly tweaking the moveset for years and then they dropped it
We literally don't know why
Dave is like Adam if he was funny
He never did that...
He never said that...
I do but I'm asking if you think any of what was said if there was any degree of truth to anything DD said there. Or, at the very least, that he wanted people to believe any amount of that.
Because is pure nonsense, none of it is true and it's obviously stupid. So why is trying to equate them seems vaguely retarded.
Chris said that it "was getting too big for it's own good and took up too much time for everyone involved". Considering they actually got Kirb to do voices, I can only imagine that it either just petered out or was abruptly canceled, which considering DD's feelings towards the attention he got after coming back to oneyplays, leads me to believe he didn't want it uploaded to keep attention away.
if you think there was any degree of truth to anything DD said there*
Idk I figured
was an absurd exaggeration for humor.
Right, so we're in agreement.
Yes I'm sure there are nice places too, Anon.
europeans who live in happy peaceful smurf villages surrounded by friendly gnomes refuse to believe that anything bad could happen
classic yuro naivety
for humor
i'm in stitches over here
try living a day with this nigga and say that EU's peaceful to live in
He's just misunderstood.
Grabs Smurfette and uses her as a fleshlight, filling her up with thick cum and killing her in the process.
Who am I to judge? I would've done the same if I was that horny, probably.
Honestly, I'd do the same thing as well. We're not so different after all.
smurfette
I like Lyle as the best co-host post DD&J
Lyle "Forcufully talk over other people to say the most unfunniest faggot shit that not even Chris laughs at" McDouchebag?
Going off by your logic, I could fuck a squirrel?
same size
also a different species than human
I genuinely thing Dave and Cory are the best combo in recent years considering they all play off each other well and actually play games that isn't slop their editor tells them to play.
If something that ridiculously absurd happened it would have immediately made headlines. It's not the 1930s anymore. I could MAYBE see it happening and not being reported on if it took place in a negro hovel but are you really going to try and convince me they moved into one of those?
He had a rough start but shit like RE8, DMC, and MGR was where he really shined
This, Dave is the perfect in-between chris and cory, their AI torture videos are the funniest shit they've done in a long while
lyle is poof that latinx aren’t funny
Considering they actually got Kirb to do voices,
Why the fuck did they do this. just make the last video a normal video
The squirrel doesn't have lipstick, long blonde hard or a pretty dress
Dave's story about being spared from being raped because a bully broke his arm was one of the funniest stories in recent memory by far
not impossible to put all three of those things on a squirrel. what now?
Cory is great to give Chris and Dave things to talk about but they need to reel in his backseat gaming. It's becoming something like 75% of the videos he's in and listening to him do nothing but shout out poor, incorrect directions while they're trying to say something entertaining is pretty shit when Cory is now in 9/10 videos they upload.
i wish i had an autistic friendgroup in real life
i should have been born earlier and become a newgrounds animator
just make the last video a normal video
The problem is that where the last episode cuts off, there's about 5 minutes of cutscene and the game is over. They could've easily just included it in the last episode but Chris wanted to make something special for it. It didn't pan out due to many reasons and now we're here.
it would have immediately made headlines
for people who moan and bitch about fake news, you guys sure seem to have a lot of faith in news oraganizations
Guys
Its painfully obvious its one weirdo talking to himself.
so basically the let's play is complete enough since the game didn't even have much material left to record.
My friends are all autistic but that's because I do nothing but play video games and immediately latched on to anyone else I found that do nothing but play video games.
The SD card story is one of the best ones for me. I love how genuinely angry he is by the end, and I don't blame him. Fuck his cuckold uncle.
how would (you) fix him, Anon Babble?
I still cant get passed what he was like during the Spider-man 2 playthrough, going on two separate schizo tirades - One on why men should never ever hug, and one on how his neighbour is too hot and he "Shouldnt be allowed to know where she lives"
Which video?
This is what happens when you stop skateboarding to subway everyday.
Raping and torturing a creature with the mental capacity to reason and recognize the difference between good and evil is more pleasurable than merely torturing an animal which can't help but react according to its nature and understands nothing but the pain you are inflicting on it.
Look, dude. You can fuck a squirrel with a pretty dress if you want, but it will NEVER feel as good, physically and mentally, as raping Smurfette to death.
The Spiderman 2 series is Lyle at his absolute worst. He talks over everyone and goes on weird tirades and longwinded jokes to try and match Zach's energy. Glad he ended up mellowing out as time went on.
If I were invited on oneyplays I'd definitely tryhard to match the gang's humor and fail.
Lyle is like the reverse of an autistic person trying to be normal. He was trying really hard to keep up with Chris and Zach but he doesn't know any of the autistic shit they talk about nearly as well and his personal stories are too boring to gel with Chris and Zach.
He was doing fine on his own and eventually found his rhythm but yeah I have to skip a lot of him talking during Spiderman 2 because it's almost cringy how shit he is.
LGBT couples don't last why would they have the focus to complete a fucking video game?
I think it's him trying to outshine the 'editor' role and put himself on the same level as the boys, matching their energy. I agree that he has improved with time but he's still pretty milquetoast, he needs super outrageous guests to really make him funny.
I am happy to have Dave back he makes a lot of his Cory we've been dealing with in recent times more bearable.
His claim to fame is killing rats with a belt.
depsite the fact he goes out to eat daily and calls the mcdonald's ice cream and chicken sandwich' as "snacks"
chris goes on hikes all the time
I don't know why you're inferring this fake news shit upon me but yes, it absolutely would have regionally.
favorite animated?
youtube.com
That's also something that's not nearly interesting to have been brought up as many times as it did. Lyle is at his best when he's cracking jokes/commenting on the game they are playing or keeping a bit that someone else is doing going (aka not taking it over or running it into the ground).
It wasn't even that he was spared from getting molested that was funny it's that his bully and the entire soccer team got molested and Dave was laughing about it like he got out of having to take a test.
it absolutely would have regionally.
Do you have omnipresent knowledge of all regional news shows or are you just assuming it wasn't on TV because nobody has bothered looking for it because it would vindicate DD?
He mentioned there was a website for it. I think that's too fancy for rednecks, but I doubt DD would mispeak about tech stuff. Who knows.
his bully and the entire soccer team got molested
that's so fucking hot. episode link?
here
homer's scream in the first one is so fucking good
FUCKING DIEEEEEEEEEEE
He was in the Hunter x Hunter dub im pretty sure
youtube.com
I like the scary frames in this one. They capture how unhinged cory is pretty well
I don't remember that one
which video?
Chris is really good at 'hypothetically' screaming at a woman for demeaning or upsetting him. Almost like it has happened in real life.
Thanks
but veronica, you love mario...
No...? If a bunch of propaganda poster hillbillies mad maxed an interracial gay couple over a movie then I would assume it would spread across the entire deep south. Here, Alabama, Georgia etc. and I assume it didn't happen because it sounds like, I don't know, nonsensical gibberish, maybe?
aaaaaaand we've come full circle
when you realize Anon Babble isn't one person.
Hi oney
newfags don't read threads before posting
you are a newfaggot
people ITT have encyclopedical knowledge on every oneyplays episode and dingdong streams and pull up specific videos minutes after being asked
that's autistic. Y'all should have spent that memory retention on learning a language instead.
Hey Lois, remember the time Chris O'Neill was was an animator?
I took a nap, and came back, but I was here to talk about Bowlbo nigga
Where do you think you are? People here autistically obsess over things that make them upset.
I like to put on Oneyplays while I eat breakfast before work. I recently watched the Pseudoregalia one which is why I had it on hand.
Man, It's hard watching their old stuff knowing how it ends. It makes you see their interactions in a new light.
Didn't they just get completely assraped when google killed the internet and they didn't want to stop saying swear words or beg their viewers to generate fraudulent traffic for google to scam advertisers with (the reason every youtuber tells you to "like and subscribe" despite both functionally doing basically nothing on youtube since google will straight up make up the stats on your channel)
I learned Wingon
Dave making unfunny jokes to his teacher in the middle of class and then gripping his desk and falling over with it
his teacher is so upset by his faggotry that she starts crying
I really need this to be animated. With an overly loud noise for Dave smashing himself and his desk to the floor.
I had gone so far past the point of no return that I couldn't even remember when I passed the point of no return I passed the point of no return I
I thought I liked Pat but his solo shit is just him being a disgusting fat slob. Woolie is a fighting game autist. Matt and Liam I never liked anyways.
Kind of rude but OK
Listening to fat idiots play games is easier than understanding a language sadly. If that were the case, I'd be a master at Japanese with how much anime I've watched.
I don't know what to do with you. Ding Dong is a pathological liar and this is the stupidest thing he's said, ever. He made it up, not me. If you want to believe redneck pitchfork mobs still happen then go right ahead, you're probably European or something.
ok
You're naive. Many things still happen.
since google will straight up make up the stats on your channel
The most schizo thing I believe in is that every new YouTube channel is initially shadowbanned as a moderation procedure and is basically unsearchable unless you word their video titles letter by letter, but thinking that YouTube RNG's every person's channel statistics is batshit crazy, unless I read what you've written wrong
civil unrest isn't real
You're saying this in a country where people will riot because a criminal overdosed on fentanyl.
live my life in blissful ignorance of all the unrest supposedly going on around me
Feels good.
I make 120k annually so listening to a bunch of goofball autists helps me relax
You look at any of the objectively complete and utter dogshit on Youtube by partners these days and tell me with a straight face that several million people will watch it
Dind Dong had mentioned they were modding the game and it was getting very time consuming and it was around the time ding dong & julian were dealing with the town folk shit. The ending would literally happen and there'd be like 10 seconds of footage in the final episode otherwise, and chris probably knew DD&J wouldn't be back after this so he wanted to make it a special sendoff type deal.
it was always gonna be a dogshit game from amateurs with all of their sales being from their own fans, but by dragging it out this long, it being shitty is just gonna be more embarrassing. they really should have cranked it out just to be done with it
Im sure ill be accused of being obsessed with him
Yeah, like a burning building is 'accused' of being hot. Holy smokes anon, log off. Youre drawing pictures of some strangers cartoon avatar and talking to him like youre some kind of notable antagonist. Step back and look at this shit. You can do something better with your time and energy.
Also this is disregarding the fact that youtube HAS been caught falsifying metrics to advertisers before.