6 years and counting

man run in and funny scream

Newgrounds/Youtube animators cannot into deadlines because they only have experience for working for themselves.

Dr. Egg's Long Legged Dregg

you are the first person to bring up the drama, faggot

Cory and the Three Witches

Adam give a PSA to the children in the audience

"Uhh don't sleep with older men or else they'll get in trouble"

I understand the Adam hate but he has some good moments sometimes

As entertaining as Cory and Adam can be I would absolutely hate having to talk to these whiny bitches for too long.

Dead in the water. oney wasnt even making it, he contracted a studio to make it and the contract ran out

He can't masturbate to this thread, please understand

this looks ugly as shit. I don't even know what this is even though I've seen it on here hundreds of times. it's like when I see the thumbnail my fight or flight response is activated and I keep scrolling

What about this game is taking so long?
Make a basic 2.5D game with dev assets and then do the art

BUT I WANT THE GAMEPLAY TO BE GOOD AND DEEP

the trailer didnt show anything good or deep

6 years and counting

You think that's bad? At this point, Nightmare Cops has been in development hell for as long as fucking Duke Nukem Forever.

You think that's bad?

jesus how has jeff not shot himself yet?

Nightmare Cops has been in development hell for as long as Duke Nukem Forever

And here I was thinking it was taking a while for Behemoth to release the Castle Crashers DLC
Yes, I know they went to PAX to promote it, and are probably resting after getting back.
Man I hope people are aware that the Castle Crashers DLC is releasing. I want lots of downloadable niggas

Did Dingdong ever release that domino game he was working on?

Talking about Chris and Barb situation

On one hand

Oh no...

Hey, girl, you wanna play some games?

OK, but have you seen my cool new Astro Bot speedrun? I saved 3 seconds this time.

Vegeta > Tifa > AVGN > Whitey > Mr. Bean > Mario > Shaggy > Chris-Chan > Ash > Snake > Tommy > Leon > Freddy Fazbear > Darth Vader > Markiplier > Frieza > Porno Pete > Nostalgia Critic > Sonic > Shadow > Jeff > Homer > Peter

I have a mutual who knows somebody that briefly worked on this for only a couple of months then quit. He said that it's a complete nightmare. Oney is an ideas guy that doesn't even know what it should be other than occasionally bringing up Heart of Darkness. The dev team is like 80% tranny tots from twitter that barely know anything. They just desperately want to be friends with and make connections through Oney. This was like 2023-ish?

You thunk he's jealous of Pizza Tower?

I mean if he's still invested in the development of Bowlbo he's probably annoyed that it's in development hell more than anything.

mm some gossip too hehe i love the drama hehe

I'm not even being subtle about it. I'll keep laughing at dingdong for being a schizophrenic that pretends to be an armchair psychologist on social issues by creating strawmen in his head while at the same time retelling another hoax about how he was hatecrimed for being gay by wording the entire story in the most illogical and unbelievable manner possible then topping it off with "source: trust me dude".
t.durgers

This nigga has been gone for like a year at least, how is he living in your head rent free?

to top it all off: yes dingdong, I'm the one creating all of these threads on Anon Babble. One guy and it's me.
t.durgers

I don't keep tabs on him, and I'm sure I'll be accused of being obsessed with him, but I'd be willing to bet at least in the past year he's done a big baby baw baw about some transgression committed against him even though like, the only thing he and Julian got going on is development hell on that one game with the rabbit in boxing gear,
And maybe Julian's furry commissions where he draws furries the size of an F150 and a dick the size of a kawasaki.

I didn't knew Julian did porn

whats something good thats not these guys to throw on as background noise bros?

he streamed himself playing smash brawl on the wii about a months ago and complained about cringe culture and one of his friends turning into a Qanon researcher. Stream's privated of course. Gotta DFE and then complain that people don't remember you telling your opinion on something you've been asked once in the middle of a 14 hour stream that didn't even get archived.

Idk, rlm?

Anon come on, he's an artist.
There's two kinds of artists
Ones that have drawn porn
And Liars.

Honestly the quality of youtube has degraded so fucking bad I've started just gone back to listening to music CDs while playing vidya.

the entire audio reading of homestuck
suffer

I don't endorsed schizo bullying but literally every time I catch his stream he's ranting and being miserable. Its really insufferable to listen to, dudes addicted to being unhappy.

I think he got scammed. Hired indie Devs to work on the game and they feed him random bugs to give the impression the work is hard but continuing at a steady pace.

The hair physics you wanted? Yeah we had to recode every level because of that, don't worry boss we're gonna get it sorted for you.

I heard his latest fairy tale was that he and Julian were ganged up by the entire town because not going to a movie revealed to everyone that they're gay. Is this true? Him lying about how he was doxed was the most ridiculous shit to me but if he honestly said that it may take the cake.

give me 10 minutes and I might give you a clip of him saying that, if I got it. If I don't find it I'll greentext and paraphrase his retelling of the story
files.catbox.moe/y6rn57.mp4

files.catbox.moe/u3kwyr.mp4
got it.

live in southern USA

town forms a militia because of the movie Sound of Freedom

the neighbors smash their car's frontlights and circle around town in their cars several times just to call them faggots.

all because they didn't go to see a movie

IT'LL BE OUT WHEN IT'S OUT
AND WE LIKE THAT

Hey Dingdong, where is Trigger Treat?
Where is Tough Bippy?
Where's that puzzle game you said was almost finished ? archive.md/Zgpmp

We all are. Extract as much pleasure and entertainment from this corporeal existence as you can before you die.

When people pay you just to talk with your friends over a video, there's zero incentive for 99% of people to actually produce something.

Being an OneyPlayer is hard work, too much work to focus on projects like Bowlbo, Nightmare Cops and FNF. Even former OneyPlayers can't make games.

The grandma's virginity podcast

But great work ethic...

Deserved

doesn't even know what it should be other than occasionally bringing up Heart of Darkness.

Holy shit he's so retarded

Another astroturf, just like pic related. Apologize to Tom Fulp immediately

youtu.be/GCZmXC81PxM

who was in the wrong here?

The answer is to stop watching him. He's legitimately mentally ill. It's like asking someone with no legs to run a race. At that point, you're the one expecting the impossible.

I'm fine waiting literal decades as long as the dev isn't making money off the unfinished product.
It's not like he's milking patreon or did a kickstarter.

so game grumps did nothing wrong and dingdong was just schizoing out with his fat mexican boyfriend?

Wow. I'm speechless. Not only is it true, but it's a billion times worse than what I expected. Good fucking lord...I can only imagine all of the paypigs actually believing this looney tunes shit. You're a trooper for archiving this.

Game grumps will always be in the wrong for being fags

Same as this clown. He's always bitching and being insecure as fuck. Acts like a broad.

wah I'm an incel

wah I'm not tall enough

wah some breadtuber made another hit piece on me

Man the fuck up Jesus christ, sometimes the redpill has the side effect of turning someone into a pussy

I think he's just incompetent and kind of stupid. He makes retarded assumptions constantly that bite him in the ass. He didn't really know what he wanted and underestimated the work it would take.
Is it possible to make a platformer in that amount of time with that budget? Of course. But I doubt Chris had the knowledge and experience to actually do so.

tpbp

files.catbox.moe/z7mg25.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4th81.mp4
also these two clips cuz ill never make use of them elsewhere
when it comes to the gamegrumps thing, I wouldn't be surprised if the entire dev team hated him but not because he's a poor little oppressed gay, but because he's insufferable to listen to. He probably talks in everyday conversation like he does in his streams

No and yes.
GG are fags but DD clearly has far deeper problems. He handles things far worse than most people on the Internet and that's saying a lot.

Do you like ketchup?

So he watched Shrek and had a dream where he has Shrek?

I kind of feel sad for Chris knowing every other person featured on the channel has something else going on or went on to bigger and better things EXCEPT for him. I wonder how he feels about Zach getting an AS cartoon after he fucked his up so badly

we like it but we don’t really want the name hellbenders because we have 2 other shows with hell in the name

LOL IM NOT CHANGING IT

and the rest is history

Man, I really do want to give him the benefit of the doubt and think that this is partially true, but I just can't. And also, even if this was true, why would they move to the south in the first place when they're so obviously gay? Hell Julian has said that he purposefully makes himself look weird like with his witch nails.

what gender dysphoria does to a mf

Please just make a thread on kf at this point

Zoomers need to step up and fill the group lets play niche already. It boggles my mind how an entire generation grew up on these sort of videos but refuse to make their own.

No local articles or news coverage over this

BS

I like when dave the depraved gay cum slave does that panicked screeching voice.

I heard his latest fairy tale was that he and Julian were ganged up by the entire town because not going to a movie revealed to everyone that they're gay.

Gonna need to see reciepts for that because I doubt they would lie this brazen-

holy shit????? wow my views on them have completely changed. I still believe that they were outed by Game Grumps, but an entire town of ~6000 people didn't discriminate against them for being gay. Wow they suck.

What copious amounts of futaporn does to a numale

Honestly Zach is the only one who made anything of himself. The rest are all either small time e-celebs or just kind of there.

I don't think Chris has the attention span and intelligence to do anything himself. Even the music video with JB was being lead by Adam P. Cory at least has the drive and focus to work on the same thing forever and has Jeff directing him.
Chris not only lacks basic thinking skills but seems to have extreme ADD. He'd be fine if he had someone directing him and communicating with others for him but Zach is doing his own thing.

90% of the people who are super invested into the culture war stuff (on either side) are thin-skinned as fuck, it's a similar mechanism with lolcows where most of their biggest detractors are equally pathetic people who are just happy to find someone they can endlessly bash to feel better about themselves

and mind you I was already thinking they were a bit dumb for thinking that Daddy game Game Grumps made was "gay appropriation" and for not wanting people to talk about the drama which with this context makes way more sense.

Kindof yea. Remember how the meanie weenie game grumps doxed him? Lolno. It was some fed up viewer. People noticed when they donated that the name Richard showed up so they got nervous and thought there was some sort of scam going on. They'd ask DD who the hell is Richard and he'd non-answer with um just a guy I know. So someone looked up the name + wan wan games, found the public copyright doc and posted it on Anon Babble.

Chris not only lacks basic thinking skills but seems to have extreme ADD.

literally me except i don't have any talent and am a wizard cause i don't have the height buff like chris does.

Hey what's up Niall

Jesus this thread has become Ribena

id rather be a wizard than deal with veronica to be quite honest with you friend

I feel like people have memory holed the game jam video Oney did with JonTron a while back. It was probably the most damning evidence against his creative ability and leadership skills. Like even if the entire video was a big joke, everyone took it seriously except for Chris.

dude cant even stomach playing through an entire game unless its dark souls or spazkid is playing a sonic game

I hate the millennial vs zoomer discourse but do zoomers actually create or do anything? I don’t know of any talented zoomers making music or films or animations

It's good up until Stav leaves after 300-or-so episodes and then the vibes just feel off/phoned in.

Twitch ate it alive.

would explain chris being a slob apparently too.

t. slob with add

"I don't wanna go into it too much anyways."

7 minutes 18 seconds

Lol.

lets plays are basically dead. supermega was good for a second. don't know about nowadays.

what’s the game jam video

Nick is the only funny one but Stav gave him the energy to really go all in with his bits. Adam just sucks the fun out of the room.

I hope Adam gets crippled from the neck down in a car accident that takes his whole family and his pregnant girlfriend.

youtu.be/ZmMCsJtGZKU?feature=shared

pregnant girlfriend.

u wot?

or you could just consider the fact that the guy has been running a LP channel for over ten years and still cannot find basic information when it's on the screen.
Between that and constantly talking about situations where he hypes himself up or has big expectations and then gets surprised and extremely upset when he is "let down" (like that FF7 concert) it becomes pretty clear that he's self employed and has been stuck LPing for a reason. Guy never learned how to learn things.

So what's the ratio of schizo bullshit in his story? Like 50:50?

Guy never learned how to learn things.

literally me.

I hope Cory has sex with a biological female so he stops making these posts

Most people I know who are into the idea of making one have jobs and families. It's not viable to record enough footage to equal five 20 minute episodes a week.

Yes getting 2 hours alone with a normal adult that has children is that impossible.

Nah I think they all brought stuff to the table and complimented eachother in fun ways.
You remove any one of them and the podcast just doesn't work anymore.
Nick was the driving force of a lot of the comedy and the core of the podcast.
Stav was basically a human laugh track and brought more energy/enthusiasm to the episodes.
Adam was a good punching bag/straight man and also accentuated the drier side of Nick's humor.

With no Stav it's just too low-energy.

lets plays are dead and there is absolutely zero room for new growth since the demand is gone, anyone who watches lps found their channels a decade ago

I don’t know I’m 12 mins in and he’s just kind of there

The problem is, anyone who is entertaining enough to be in a successful LP can make more money and do less work with something else.

less work

LPs

lol, lmao

sorry nigga if you wanna watch lps its basically vtuber territory now

Why do effort when you can react to AI instead

letsplays are dead because they’re much more work than just lazily streaming something. No need to edit

to answer you seriously: dingdong doesn't "deserve" a thread because he doesnt consistently deliver lulzy material. He complains in every stream consistently, but a proper schizobabble worth laughing at like in the catbox videos ITT happens only on rare occasions.
If a thread were to be put up, it would stay dead for months and most posts that report what happened during his streams would consist of "yeah, he whined about politics/gamers/Anon Babble again.". Alternatively, they would keep making the same posts regurgitating the same commonman opinion of "I wish dingdong would just stay off the Internet and take his meds. He's clearly not mentally fit to be an eceleb" which are more suited for Anon Babble rather than a proper forum.

streaming is less work than an edited LP video

chris records like 3 hours of footage once every 2 weeks. most streamers stream for 3+ hours daily.

1 is still lower than 2. LPs generally involve multiple people in a specific set-up whereas you can just stream by yourself at your house whenever you want.
I don't even know if streaming is still the big thing or if it's tiktok or vine or w/e the fuck but my point is that the format for people that others finding entertaining is constantly changing and the medium itself (LPing) has no real value or staying power

you're right. good editing is absolutely a lost art. it can make or break a lp channel.

The meta is to be a streamer and then have someone you hired cut your streamed playthrough into a 2-8 hour longplay
Alternatively if you don't want to stream you can record a playthrough and do a voiceover over it pretending it's a video essay or a retrospective

krinkles and swain make an actual game

chris just makes a corny joke game that would've been funny it was a newgrounds flash game from years ago

krinkles and swain win

wellimaginemyshock.jpg

Why did jontron bully chris by pitting him against two people who aren't creatively bankrupt and know how to finish a full length video game, a pretty damn good one i might add

I wish DD and Julian could've stayed on Oneyplays more. Them playing Warioware was probably the happiest any of them have sounded in years.

the Ribena has consumed Anon Babble
now it is Ribourchan

What are you two niggers doing here?

Every time I think this I go back to their Crash playthroughs and most of them has DD whining almost constantly and wanting to be dead just because he read a Youtube comment from XxNiggerslayer2008xX that said he's kind of cool but not 100% cool.

zoomers all had add and can't pay attention to anything for long

also they're all consuming 8 hour longplays and video essays

?

The crash remake or the original crash LP?

I just enjoy how angry DD fans get when DD gets even slight criticism in these threads. It always sounds like they've taken it personally.

that girl got me feelin funny

funniest shit in years

tease a new video or even series

never ever

Early on they were pretty annoying about that, but I feel they mellowed out as time went on. Now whenever he streams, all it takes is for one little comment to set him off onto a 30 minute tangent.

those essays are background noise i guarantee you they pay attention and retain about 5% of the info while at work

Through sheer autistic powered of chat moderation, DingDong has curated and audience entirely consisting of tardwranglers and yesmen walking on eggshells.

they listen to shit at x2 speed while watching youtube shorts and tiktoks

the early ones. Crash 1-3, twinsanity, WoC.
I think they were at their worst later on. They were great when Chris was visiting them and they were playing RE4 and shit (and Julian had learned to do more than wheeze) but their original time on the channel is nothing. I really don't get what people see in it because Julian was just there and anything interesting DD was saying was almost immediately overtaken by whining.

A large majority of them are very left leaning queens too, so they'll never say anything against the grain. I remember one guy in chat said that children shouldn't take hormones or transition and a bunch of people were calling him a piece of shit and another tranny going on a sob story about how he would've killed himself had he not taken his hormones as a kid. Truly a bizarre little ecosystem.

8 hour longplays and video essays are more time efficient than actually playing those videogames so you can play your gacha games and also pretend you've beaten all those classic videogames and you can then feel better about yourself

maybe I could be that girl for you, anon...

exactly, did you guys think those memes “fan of _____ excited to finally play it for the first time” were just memes?

nigga they don't actually watch that shit, it's just a way for them not not be alone with their thoughts for five seconds so they need a video game and a mindless youtube video to drown out hoe shitty and empty their lives are. also if you watch shit at 2x speed you're an actual subhuman

I couldn’t tell you he only streams at fucking 1am so I can never see updates.

also if you watch shit at 2x speed you're an actual subhuman

Reminds me of the fact that some "people" willing watch dubbed anime at 2x speed. Truly fucking revolting.

SQUEEZES MY TITS TOGETHER

SQUEEZES MY PUSSY LIPS TOGETHER

SQUEEZES MY ASSHOLE TOGETHER

people are too mean to lyle, he's the only one who can keep up with the antics

He never read books at 2x speed growing up by only reading every other page

i never hated lyle. adam is truly the worst fucking person to have ever been on the channel. nobody else actively brings down a video like he does it's a superpower.

He was rightfully shit on at the beginning for having no idea how to translate his character to a LP format (that and all the cold opens that were just him making a joke nobody laughed at or naming the episodes after shit he said that nobody cared about).
He's much better now, everybody likes him and he still has the only avatar that isn't drawn cartoonishly ugly or grotesque.

was this really not enough to fund bowlbo? I understand he had to 4500 for rent but surely had some more to fund that game dev team before cutting them off

I can't believe Cory criticizes games so heavily and then goes on to work on a piece of shit like this. It's like the avgn movie or space cop, critics can only judge and never create

We have no idea what state the game was in after his contract with Yotta ended but I can easily imagine that Chris did not have a good idea of what the game actually was and that they were not anywhere close to having a full, working product.

just chatgpt the rest of the game. easy

cory only cares about sex. i don't think his brain puts much effort into thinking about or comprehending much else. he's probably ten times more insufferable about bringing up sexual shit constantly off camera.

critics can only judge and never create

but if everybody's a critic, who is left to create?

That's pretty funny Anon. Can I post that on Funnyjunk?

save it my friend it's all yours :)

any time they go out to eat (which seems to be daily) Cory is red faced while screaming about underage fictional characters

it's not a joke and i'm serious. he could totally do that.

bartender is a spaz and cory is an auts, also fuck tipping

Cory amd Zach scream about red Sonic for the 50th time.

kek'd when visualizing that in my head

also chris's forner indian landlord now wants someone to pay $5900 a month on zillow for that monstrosity
I feel bad for the next poor bastard that will have to deal with that dump and that annoying shithead

What an upstanding looking Armenian gentleman

and I'm sure I'll be accused of being obsessed with him

glancing this thread, aren't you though?

Look on the bright side. Compared to Game Grumps, OneyPlays has a much larger backlog of good videos to watch if you don't like the new crew.

still mad they never finished the pokemon silver playthrough

it's up
youtube.com/watch?v=zCzsFdNsw2I

I wish they would have played through Mystical Ninja all the way

Chris just gets overzealous and announces shit way too early, he's been doing it his whole career. He did it with the supposed leo and Satan cartoon for adult swim before it was finalized. He also shilled his music theory channel that he hasn't done shit with

leo and Satan

holy fuck that's an ancient memory that just woke up.

youtube.com/watch?v=OfT2dVK2VuQ&t=31s

just let the man jerk off to tails in peace, he earned it after making that etna animation

Chris obviously has some type of mild autism coupled with ADHD or possibly OCD where he's constantly thinking and coming up with new ideas but lacks the ability to focus on them for long enough to finish literally anything.

the face of a man coupled with ADHD, mild autism or possibly OCD