nu-Diddy finally dropped
Nu-Diddy finally dropped
He seems off
i don't like this
i really don't like this
The Raresnoy seething will forever be glorious.
I like this
I really like this
It's the mouth this time, not the eyes like with DK. Diddy rarely opened his mouth wide except for in Brawl, here they gave him a goddamn Pac-Man jaw. Plus he's now making a :y face for some reason.
that's a Tropical Freeze render, bruv
Did Diddy used to have teeth?
Comparison
It's similar to the MK8DBP render
Sad, i wanted that faggot to be memory holed forever
I'm one of the people who really liked the DK redesign.
Diddy seems off. Kinda remind me of the earliest Donald Ducks or something though
Is this Diddy also a rapist?
Much more subtle than I'd've thought
it feels like they're intentionally softening both of their looks to appeal to babbies. og DK and diddy were 90's cool and now they look like they're from some cg babby show. fucking sucks man.
Source?
Meds
they're not cool anymore they look like vulnerable pussies.
Are they not going to make him look like he does in the movie like they did with DK?
I literally can't even tell if that's a different design, or you're all memeing
So they gave him teeth.
Teeth always visible
Clear separation of eyes
Smaller ears
Redesigned cap (design not fully visible)
Less rounded, longer digits on feet
More pronounced nostrils
Jaw may be larger
Lip corners more rounded
Its the teeth. It makes it look horrible.
Garbage
mario movie dk was a mistake
His hat is the one from the movie, look at the "pin" he has on it.
Why is new DK's face so goddamn big
Why does he have stars where his nipples would be? Slutty ass monkey
these two are now dead. miyamoto killed them. when is the funeral?
DK needs less space around his eyes and they should be further apart. Diddy looks good.
Oh shit you’re right. I’m ok with it, but I prefer the older designs. I do like the DK redesign though.
why is he soifacing
The mouth is my main problem with nu-dk as well.
seethe more lolifaggot.
Nintendo logo being gone from his hat makes sense, although I do miss it since it was a remnant of when he and Dixie had their old developers on their hats.
are people that bothered by him not having retractable teeth? he's practically identical otherwise.
Why does he have teeth
Without the play button
Where's the Kiddy Kong redesign?
Yeah, I love shitposting and bitching about DK's design, but I am gonna preorder DK Bananza
He’s in the Mario movie. If he’s showing up in bananza, expect him to look similar to that.
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
i cannot see these versions as capable of fighting or cool.
Idgaf what doomerfags are saying, I'm okay with these designs.
I am just now realizing that Dixie never actually had a tail.
Nintendo logo gone
It's Wario's W being removed from his gloves again.
so.. what's changed?, just the more detailed furr and the teeth ?
His ears look weird this time.
You're autistic we all know
DK just looks like some random kong mook NPC now. he doesn't radiate main character energy anymore.
the only difference i notice is the logo and the teeth
It looks like he’s gained a few pounds!
You mean this version?
I like DK and I’m ok with Diddy. Let’s see more of Diddy, then I can make a better judgement on him.
Diddy's new mouth is real juicy and inviting.
His torso is also slightly rounder and his hat nixed the Nintendo logo for the pin from the movie (which I don't really care about given even Rare didn't seem to decide whether the logo would be a permanent fixture of his hat or not)
Nintendo logo on his hat is gone, replaced by a "DD" pin.
It’s almost as if they didn’t base the new DK design after the fucking movie design. God you people disgust me.
I think they replaced the Nintendo logo and gave him a pin because
A. The logo is hard to add in small images anyways
B. They're gonna give Dixie a pin again to match
Yeah, it's very clearly a different design. Movie DK is just Seth Rogan.
I still can't accept Nu-DK. I thought I would get used to him eventually but no he still looks bad every time I see him. Nu-Diddy looks decent enough.
So when do we see his bananza render?
Nothing Ever Happens: The redesing
Diddy has some sort of button on his hat?
they will give her a gold heart pin:
Yes a pin like in the movie. Apparently it says DD, which you’ll see specifically on his tag barrel in tropical freeze.
I always liked the idea of making her pin also double as a guitar pick
But is diddy kong in the new game or not?
K Rool will be a Nazi SS officer in this one.
diddy's retractable teeth are gone too
Thank fuck. Nintendo's actually learning how to make 3D models that don't look like shit.
Maybe Splatoon 4 will actually get characters like Pearl and Big Man right, now.
No announcement yet. With all the DKC references, Cranky, and Rambi confirmed, it’s inevitable he’s revealed.
Very likely.
We'll probably see him in the next trailer along with not-Pauline.
Did retards really think they were going to stop using him because of a rapper?
I’m pretty sure they were joking
current schizo theory is that he'll be the bull demon king from journey to the west
The Journey to the West theories are too far-fetched.
DD pin from the Mario movie
It looks like the movie was actually teasing Bananza's redesigns. Dixie should get her "legally distinct Rare logo" guitar pick pin.
This might also mean Chunky and Swanky are returning, since they never had post-Rare design updates. Chunky now wears pants and Swanky has his DKC3 outfit without the hat.
K Rool will be a musk type entrepreneur CEO and Funky will be renamed Ye after breaking up with Candy Kong and will be a K Rool supporter and will admit to sucking Kiddy's six year old cock.
Looks about the same.
Another win for RareGODS! Death to Jap lolifags!
They already made K. Rool a Nazi in DKC3 though?
Frankenstein wasn't German
Looks about the same, except with teeth. They didn't murder him like DK.
Miyamoto...
Some of the ones I saw seemed serious
Diddy creator Kev Bayliss approved
I hate that they turned him into a monkey this time around.
A new era is slowly taking over…
Cuck Bayliss' opinion means nothing, they could give Candy Kong the nu Tawna treatment and he'd spread his cheeks for Nintendo and claim that they made a better design for her than he ever could.
No he won't. He's not going to be in the game at all. I guarantee it.
This is pathetic. You don't have to say it looks shit or mine is better but you also don't have to roll over spreading your butthole to Nintendo kowtowing to them. Just say it looks fine or good if asked and move on.
it's already over.
That hasn’t happened yet. I’d say that would lead to pissing him off.
Diddy is the Luigi to DK, dipshit
I can't believe they gave him teeth
how many more schizo theories are we going to get once a second trailer drops?
Your Diddy Kong character
I want to hug this man and tell him he's allowed to express an opinion that people might not like. Jesus Christ, how cucked can you fucking be.
What an absolute pathetic fag. There's nothing worse than an artist that shits over his own work, and the people that like it
Nigga the skeletons crocodiles in the game have the exact bone structure of the basic kremlings
I’m so used to the Uni-eye
He's always had teeth. He even bites DK's finger at the end of Donkey Kong Country.
It's called a reference/easter egg/pick whatever name you want. Odyssey was 90% full of them.
How much do you want to bet?
Or maybe he just likes it? It’s really not that drastically different from his original design. Which is why he seems thankful.
A shiny piece of ai Tiny Kong porn.
Isn't he supposed to be in a court room right now ?
Looks the same
I feel like he could've just said it looks nice without playing it up. This just makes him look like a fag.
basedcoded
It’s a common enemy in the game that has crocodile imagery everywhere, and references the old games that featured crocodiles. That’s not just an Easter egg.
Kiddy Kong has a blue tank top from the looks of it
I do not see a meaningful difference
huh why is the video not working tho?
I can't believe Kev is fucking DEAD
'YOUR' Diddy Kong character sounds like he's giving up and saying he didn't design him. Like he doesn't even want to have connections anymore.
Artists don't like their old work and tend to express grievances over not taking into account certain things
He's said his grievances with his old Donkey Kong design was how limited in expressions he was.
I know the Nintendo logo wasn't there from the start but if he was the one who added it, he likely felt that was a bad idea in hindsight from a design stand point.
ain't no party like a Diddy party
They didn't for DK, why would they for anyone else?
that Donald Duck is pretty soulfull
That’s not him. He’s only seen in the Mario kart rainbow road scene.
That’s a jpeg you dumbass
He’s in the game faggot.
They did make DK look like he does in the movie.
Nobody likes Kiddy Kong
I’m guessing Dixie will have an accessory with initials DX as well or maybe on her hat like Mario and the Plumbers Caps
I watch Uncle Al too but it's okay to be wrong.
biggest changes are the pin on his hat, he has teeth now and it looks like there's a thin line to clearly separate his eyes
Fair enough but I’m guessing he means “your version.” I mean he isn’t the owner of Diddy, even if he created him.
As this anon mentions, he might wish he designed him differently in some ways. So maybe they used some of his ideas he had in his head. As far as his CGI design from DKC, there were obviously more limitations that would affect how he was designed.
I'll miss the "Nintendo" logo, it was a fun 4th wall break.
They made movie DK look more like the redesign they had planned for Bananza.
The self-deprecation is real :(
Then again Tiny Kong got a big redesign that’s basically just her going through puberty, and everyone seems to be okay with that because it’s easy gooner material
I'll miss it too but I fully understand why they're dropping it
That doesn't matter. I don't give a fuck if he's a starving artist with no self respect. He could do the bare minimum of being respectful to the people that liked his old work. Because apparently we liked trash for the past 30 years.
I hope the lanky design doesn't change too much.
I always thought it was cool that Diddy was the only Nintendo character to advertise Nintendo. Like he was one of their biggest reps and stars. And he definitely was in the 90’s. Especially during the Super Nintendo and transition to N64.
The self-deprecation is real :(
British humor Anon
Tiny Kong
It wasn't puberty
Japan's DK canon != Rare's DK canon
I'm dead serious, everyone knows the Cranky Kong inconsistencies but Tiny Kong was never specified to be Dixie's little sister in Japan
Nintendo for some reason told Rare to redesign Tiny for Diddy Kong Racing DS
He could do the bare minimum of being respectful to the people that liked his old work. Because apparently we liked trash for the past 30 years.
Didn't other Rare artists do the same thing? Like one said they regret Candy Kong?
Has he ever commented on the Tiny redesign? I actually hate that one.
The real answer is that one of the Nintendo artists redesigned him and both Bananza and the movie draw from his art.
i still hate it though, the movie is downright offensive worthless shite slop and bringing the games designs even a single iota closer to it is a grave sin.
That one was done by Rare with Diddy Kong Racing DS. Don't ask Nintendo about that.
sin
It's funny how you keep calling people cultists, and then bark this nonsense without irony in the same thread.
It was because she and Dixie took the place of Banjo and Conker in the Diddy Kong Racing remake and so one of them had to be made roughly bear-sized. Why they didn’t just use Funky or something I don’t know
That’s right I forgot. Horny bastards. Tiny should be tiny!
you keep calling people cultists
this is my first post in the thread you schizophrenic retard
Will we see a remodeled Pauline
This kind of kowtowing apologetic cucking of modern day British culture is why a Banjo Kazooie or Rare could never exist again. Rare was a product of crass British blokes in a barn making penis and poop jokes in the 90's. And you can see it with Yooka Laylee. The writing in that game had no teeth at all.
Diddy barely even looks any different. Holy fuck you faggots are autistic spergs.
Odyssey? even then her design has been remodeled for ages now since the march of the minis series and that one 3ds puzzle
did snoys really think the ps4 pro was more powerful than the xbox one x?
Oi this is extremely offensive. Do you have a loicence for this post, or do you need a visit from the authorities?
no shit, but nintendo would only show his teeth when it would be necessary to show his teeth. look at any older art work and renders, he never shows his teeth.
hmm
He practically looks the same.
They added nails to Diddy Kong
Pretty much just a compromise between the old design and the Mario movie one
With him literally having a cap with Nintendo’s logo you’d think they’d kept it for that Nihon Pride
his eyes look soulless now.
Really hoping the new dk game is good. Been waiting for one of these since DK64.
Not ready for what they could do to Candy Kong
All soul is missing. Nutendo is beyond saving.
Oh look at those perfect little toes
Without the Rare pin on Dixie, it's probably for the best. It was a nice 4th wall break (that Rare loved doing) but that era is long over.
I don't mind the teeth to be honest. It was kinda weird how he never had them, even as a kid I was kinda weirded out.
FEET
There's almost nothing from the movie design other than the pin.
The problem I have with the teeth is its the "uncanny" teeth, where you can see each individual tooth. If it was just one big white strip in his mouth it wouldn't look as weird.
That would be too based
Sean "Diddy" Kong
I appreciated this joke, anon
th him literally having a cap with Nintendo’s logo you’d think they’d kept it for that Nihon Prid
I don't really see the movie design in this.
the eyes and shirt are completely different, the mouth is rounder and he's not fat in the movie.
Can we please talk about the hidden Mario and Pauline lore?
Would fuck both desu.
Is it really going to become fake history "fact" that this is an early Donald design, as an aside? Because it isn't, it's a coincidence, just like how in some other strips you had characters named Moby Duck and so on decades before the proper characters with those names
pretty confusing.
Dixie also got a new render some time ago
the Truman Show K. Rool makes me laugh every time
Rather, it's that Movie DK was based on Miyamoto's redesign that would become Nu-DK, it's just that Movie DK wound up showing up first before they could fully market Nu-DK outside of scarce merchandising.
I was going to pick a pic from the wise little hen at first youtu.be
that pic just showed up and it seemed to make the same point.
That's from Super Nintendo World which still uses the old designs for 3D renders. This Dixie looks like Tropical Freeze Dixie.
SCHIZO THEORY:
This game is doing a Sonic Adventure-tier "re-establish and retcon the entire lore the same worldwide", and Nintendo specifically asked Illumination to fold a lot of these changes into the movie to start preparing audiences. Therefore:
DK is now the same DK from DK Arcade, who kidnapped Pauline, who fought Mario in the Mario vs Kong games, and who is now going to have a new origin story as to how he knows Pauline, hence Pauline loli
Cranky is now just DK's grandfather or father, TBD, and while they'll still do meta jokes that he has a rival with overalls, they'll never develop that and if they do they'll just use a new character- and this is why in the movie they had Jumpman as a separate cameo character voiced by Martinet
Because this is a prequel game, there will either be no K.Rool with the skeletons etc just being cameos, or he'll be an endgame surprise establishing his first encounter with DK
Maybe Cranky is also the leader of the Kongs like in the movie? No idea there, that feels more like something Illumination made up like how they randomly had the Kongs connect to Karting
Oh yeah not shitting on you anon, just noticing that I keep seeing that random Donald from a kids' book from the 30s appear as trivia online as "actually Donald's FIRST appearance!" when it's really not
Diddy Kong is very clearly taking after his movie design
But when Peach Showtime's boxart was changed to look more like the movies people called you crazy
Hopefully it was the major stink that people raised about it that made Nintendo opt to just based her on her 2D art instead.
Uncle Al got so many things wrong about JTTW it's kind of infuriating
Dunno, Miyamoto made a big deal about movie DK's design, remember how there was even a reveal video specifically for that when they didn't bother doing that for anyone else? I think the Bananza design was already a thing internally and they were just using the movie to start revealing it
Jumpman was a placeholder name in the U.S. localization of DK. He wasn't called that in Japan and gain the name Mario by the time of release in the U.S.
I'm not a furry or into animals or anything but this Dixie design is doing something to me.
Looks the same
but
It's already too late, Anon. You want that monkey pussy, no beating around the bush.
Glad they kept him as a fat fuck.
In the Mario Movie, the Rare pin was changed into a yellow guitar pick ()
I like his changes more than the changes made to dk
I can say with confidence that I know more about Buddhism than 99.9% of Anon Babble, and so far I'm not convinced by that theory. But of course I could be wrong. I just think that the references to musical instruments and Jules Verne are too obvious to not notice.
probably because Diddy himself is distilled 90's in terms of his coolness and looks
I guarantee nobody in Japan even knows who P. Diddy is. Just saying.
I wasn't aware, but if so that to me just makes it even more likely they're just retconning the thing out- the notion of "Cranky was the original DK who fought Mario even before Mario was named Mario and was just a character named Jumpman" is what creates the most problems in the timeline, and if they just remove that by making it so Cranky is not the DK from DK Arcade and the guy he fought, whomever it was, wasn't Mario, the timeline falls into place
I wanna kiss him
But he sang the song at the end of Godzilla.
Then explain DK jr.
the kid sidekick will actually be Pauline and Jumpman's daughter
Did he rape Godzilla?
Hopefully, KKK keeps his golden belly and scales.
Even better : KKK looks like his Smash appearance. That should be an easy design to follow AND they know it's popular! His reveal was amazing, they only have to go with that hype. (DK Bananza with the gangplank galleon music, think about it)
Current DK just has a son and we mostly haven't seen him because he's a lame-ass character
That's what all that lube was for.
"Come with Me" was actually about Puff Daddy being closeted gay. No joke.
shiddy
Literally looks the same. In fact his slightly bigger belly is closer to SNES era diddy
Imagine spending god knows how many millions of dollars on a DK-themed amusement park, only for the design of the mascot you designed everything around to change weeks before you finally open.
The thing is, Cranky talks about Mario being his rival in Banaza and I doubt Nintendo cares about timeline shit.
Man, I forgot Riz was actually a good artist at one point. The way he draws Mario ladies' faces now (especially Peach's for some reason) looks off.
He's off
They made him more illumination like
Yeah that’s really bizarre how they timed it. Though funny enough, DK 94’ released only months before Donkey Kong Country. And we wouldn’t see that design again unless you count the game and watch gallery games.
Featureless crotcho sexo
I KNEW IT, THE GODDAMN TEETH
I don't think Candy is ever coming back, to be honest with you.
Imagine Dixie wrapping those monkey lips around your cock
If you can find me a screenshot proving me wrong I'd genuinely appreciate it, but the ones I've seen, crucially, have him just say he fought "a guy with overalls". A meta joke without outright saying it's Mario.
I doubt Nintendo cares about timeline shit
They do a lot more than people think, they just keep it mostly internal. Remember that the Zelda timeline that they originally released wasn't something fans had made up, the demand was there from interviews where they mentioned they had it documented internally; remember Illumination has spoken about how Mario's family in the movie was based on designs Nintendo already had made since the 90s and just kept stored; remember the whole thing with Metroid; etc.
When you just look at how they've treated Mario and DK, the only things that contradict the original game depicting current DK and Mario are a few jokes Rare made, everything else is very consistent that DK was born around the same time as Mario (we see him as a baby in one of the Yoshi games, remember), likes Pauline, kidnaps her again in the Mario vs DK game, Pauline was kidnapped then became mayor of New Donk, etc.
Different departments, probably.
...On opposite day
Yoshi DS is time travel shit, so it doesn't count and doesn't fit between the original and new island.
she's got big uguu animu eyes and a hot mouth it's enough.
Yup, it's that Amy Rose/Rouge the Bat thing along with some of them early American cartoons with animal chicks that looked very human.
why is this movie so orange?
Miyamoto cucked Tanabe kek
i don't even know if i'd consider candy, grown up tiny, and dixie to be furry. they're that weird inbetween grey area. there's enough there that non furries could fap easily. at least in fan art.
Diddy looks fine DK looks like shit
The Mario movie will probably end up being one of the worst things that will happen to Mario/Nintendo character design. If you thought some Mario design was soulless, it's about to get worse. Every character you love is going to get its soul sucked out and replace with faggy, homosexual lighting, dull designs, specifically made to remove all the edge and character to appeal to a bunch of mentally unstable man children and mentally self-destructive """women""". If you do end up voicing your displeasure with the sterile new designs, you will get an army of "fans" who are "real" and "organic" hounding you and the artist of some of the character acting like a cuck. How quick these people materialized from the ether to defend nu-kong seem less than natural. God, I wonder what horrors we are going to witness with the live-action Zelda movie and how that shit is going to end up infecting the games.
Anything short of praise, and he gets called entitled, bitter or insufferable. Look at the poster who posted it in the first place, it's gonna used to detract anyone who doesn't like the redesign.
Either that, or he's desperate for a fucking job.
I really don't care about that as long as we get a better Mario story in the next 3D Mario game.
Already destroying peach
If they're putting the effort into tweaking his design I'm betting on yes
this
Calm the fuck down, retard. Movie Kong is based on Nu-Kong, who was being designed independently of the Mario Movie anyway. Miyamoto was just excited to show off Movie Kong specifically because it was our first real mainstream peek into him "reclaiming" his darling ape, which was ultimately just a preview of the "Nintendo 2.0" era of DK.
Princess Peach: Showtime DID have Movie Peach on the boxart, yes, but we saw nothing come of it after the fact. She wasn't a "sudden girlboss" in subsequent Mario games, she's still the same Peach as always, a cheerful spirited girl and the benevolent ruling hand of the Mushroom Kingdom, whether as a playable character or taking an active supporting role because Nintendo wants to do away with her being a damsel in new titles since it's culturally seen as an outdated and sexist trope.
you typed all of this crap when the updated diddy still isn't movie diddy
Miyamoto literally admitted they changed her personality for the movie, and now we're seeing it bleed over.
nice try faggot
Candy is too hot for Nintendo. At best they’ll make a new sexless female Kong to be DK’s love interest and she’ll wear glasses and tell DK how dumb he is all the time.
Because he wanted to make sure Americans didn't have a stroke from Peach having no role other than "SAVE ME, MARIO!!!!!!!!" because, again, the damsel in distress is an outdated and sexist trope. He basically had no choice BUT to let the westcucks turn her into a girlboss to minimize brand-damaging controversies.
You can't "nice try faggot" me when we've yet to see Peach be a "le epic strong independent girlboss" in the games. Again, Game Peach is still the sweet benevolent ruler we've always known her as, it's just that she isn't being kidnapped anymore so they can actually use her as a character and avoid unnecessary controversy.
I hate that they removed "Nintendo" from his hat.
How old is that render? That must have been before the finalized Donkey Kong Country 2 renders, since their fur is that bizarre zig-zag design instead of having actual individual hairs seen in later promotional renders.
I almost couldn't tell the difference.
This honestly annoys me way more than the DK thing.
because, again, the damsel in distress is an outdated and sexist trope
kinda outing yourself as a faggot bro
She's still the same peach she always was
they literally admit to changing her, what copium are you on.
I outright refused to watch the Mario movie because I hate Seth Rogen voicing DK. That horrible shitty Jew has done so much damage and he's one of the few Jews who openly is racist against white people. So I loathe him and was angry that so many idiots blindly went to see the Mario movie.
If I've learned anything is that humans are stupid you could have Mario voiced by Stalin himself in the middle of prime Communism and idiots would STILL go to see the movie. I'm exaggerating obviously but the point is that people are disgustingly stupid. They keep blindly giving their money to people who insult them. Again Seth Rogen is open about his bigotry and offensive nature. He's not like the other Jews who blend and hide he's a Loud Mouth. And yet people don't see an issue with him voicing DK.
And if Nintendo does give approval for a dedicated DK movie and that son of a Jewish bitch is still voicing DK I'm not watching. Hope that pile of Jewish shit dies of cancer or anything that's painful. And I hope Mario Movie 2 fails.
He looked better in the manga.
Me when I see tri-linear bitmap interpolation!
How quick these people materialized
Dude we call those freaks Normies. Forget the word "casuals" its the same shit and normies is more well known.
Normies are the doom of every single good thing in any given civilization. Normies are dangerous because they are stupid. The only good thing about normies is that they are also the first ones who blindly enlist in the military and get their asses killed off. But yeah that's the only good about a normie they will be the first with their faces against the wall and their backs pressed by a magnum revolver.
Given the events of Mario Odyssey Mario should not rescue Peach anymore. I will not buy a new game about Mario saving this ungrateful bimbo bitch. She rejected the hero so now she can get raped and killed by anything. Heroes who save bitches who don't want them are simping beta LOSERS.
kinda outing yourself as a faggot bro
No, it's called knowing how to make a profit by keeping up with the ebbs and flows of culture. If you remain outdated, people won't buy your shit. And culture has decided that there's no longer a place for damsels in distress, because women bitched and moaned enough that it makes anyone who enjoys the trope seem outdated and against women's rights.
You don't have to be a diehard feminist to recognize when you need to let something go, even if it's an old tradition for your series.
they literally admit to changing her
IN THE MOVIE.
They changed her IN THE MOVIE.
GAME Peach in execution, whether or not her game's boxart uses MOVIE Peach's le epic girlboss face, is UNAFFECTED by whatever fanfiction bullshit they made up for MOVIE Peach. She's still cheerful and sweet as can be in the actual game, and only ever comes off as "girlbossy" when she dons a costume... as part of a LITERAL STAGE PERFORMANCE. That is NOT her new personality, that is a PERSONA put on for a STAGEPLAY. Which is what Showtime is. A SERIES OF STAGEPLAYS.
Can you point to me where Peach was an strong independent woman who don't need no man and kicked all the ass until the story told her to stop doing that in Brothership? Because she had a pretty damn prominent narrative role in that game, but I don't remember her acting like Movie Peach at any point ever. She was a lot more involved and acting as both a strategist and an active participant in the group's plans due to not being a damsel, yes, but never was she suggesting that she herself should go personally kick ass because she's tough enough for the job. She explicitly stays in her lane as what you'd expect of Game Peach, just with potential for more because she's not locked in a cage all game long.
candy with a human face
thanks i hate it.
I don't like it either, and I noticed a similar problem at the DKVine around the time when YL released, that's when they got a new moderating team and most of the older members either left or got banned for trivial shit that was met with a laugh or even banter.
I'm glad I left that place, Chiphead picked the worst people to moderate the forums and he's gone too.
But yeah that's the only good about a normie they will be the first with their faces against the wall and their backs pressed by a magnum revolver.
No, it's called knowing how to make a profit by keeping up with the ebbs and flows of culture. If you remain outdated, people won't buy your shit. And culture has decided that there's no longer a place for damsels in distress, because women bitched and moaned enough that it makes anyone who enjoys the trope seem outdated and against women's rights.
You don't have to be a diehard feminist to recognize when you need to let something go, even if it's an old tradition for your series.
yes anon we must change everything for the "modern audience"
IN THE MOVIE.
They changed her IN THE MOVIE.
GAME Peach in execution, whether or not her game's boxart uses MOVIE Peach's le epic girlboss face, is UNAFFECTED by whatever fanfiction bullshit they made up for MOVIE Peach. She's still cheerful and sweet as can be in the actual game, and only ever comes off as "girlbossy" when she dons a costume... as part of a LITERAL STAGE PERFORMANCE. That is NOT her new personality, that is a PERSONA put on for a STAGEPLAY. Which is what Showtime is. A SERIES OF STAGEPLAYS.
Can you point to me where Peach was an strong independent woman who don't need no man and kicked all the ass until the story told her to stop doing that in Brothership? Because she had a pretty damn prominent narrative role in that game, but I don't remember her acting like Movie Peach at any point ever. She was a lot more involved and acting as both a strategist and an active participant in the group's plans due to not being a damsel, yes, but never was she suggesting that she herself should go personally kick ass because she's tough enough for the job. She explicitly stays in her lane as what you'd expect of Game Peach, just with potential for more because she's not locked in a cage all game long.
lol
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NINTENDO CAN'T HAVE WOMEN ON THEIR CONSOLES
nintendo paid for bayonetta to be represented in playboy to promote bayonetta 2
why he look like that
this can't be official
I really like the new DK designs.
The people acting like this is all the movie/miyamoto’s fault are delusional. Some of the conspiracies you guys are throwing around are more schizophrenic than the shit Sonic fans pump out from time to time
It's fucking inexcusably awful and if you don't understand why you're fucking blind AND retarded
DONKEY KONG RAISED HIS EYEBROWS, THE WORLD'S FUCKING DOOOOOOOMED
I scream this in public.
gorillas don't have eyebrows
No
I say this
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Another remake when??
Bayo is a separate niche franchise for a subset of perverts. Most average people do not even know it exists.
DK is a mainstream, well known IP, second only to the likes of Mario and Zelda and Kirby. Nintendo wants it sterilized and kid friendly, and therefore Candy and her sex appeal are no longer welcome.
Of course she's not coming back and neither is Tiny Kong. The only one female these homosexuals will never get rid of is Dixie because she looks like a FERAL chimp. This is what happens when you hire Proud American Homosexuals. You Americans are way too proud of being dick sucking homos after all you do Gay Pride parades so you're proud of being fudge packers.
This is why Retro who are PROUD HOMOS ended up deleting Candy and Tiny. It hurt their essence of being shitty faggots. I hate those fuckers so much. And don't say nothing the new long arm FLAT chest dyke hair ape bitch from Bananza is not attractive. We are seeing the uglification of Nintendo brands now. I wonder how long until they make an ugly Zelda.
But yeah the females from DK got erased because development was given to homosexual Americans. America should be bombed.
he STILL can't point to anything but MUH BOXART!!! MUH GIRLBOSS SMUG GAPE!!!!!
And yet she's still the same Peach we've known for decades in the games. Again, she only seems tough and badass at points because she's ACTING IN A STAGEPLAY PERFORMANCE, IN A GAME ALL ABOUT STAGEPLAY PERFORMANCES AND DONNING COSTUME PERSONAS FOR SAID STAGEPLAYS.
Additionally, I'm supposed to see this Peach, from Brothership, a Post-Mario Movie game, as proof that Nintendo is completely rewriting her character to be more in line with her movie counterpart.
Again, tell me in what part of Brothership she suddenly dons that smug girlboss grin and tells Mario and Luigi to "stand back boys, I'll handle 'em" and subsequently lays the smackdown on a bunch of Bowser or Zokket forces all by herself.
You can't, because it didn't happen. And you KNOW it didn't happen, you KNOW that Peach wasn't "yassified", because the MOST you have is clinging to that old outrage of the Showtime boxart changing. You have NO new material, and you won't GET new material. Your outrage began and ended with Showtime's boxart, because Showtime itself proved the change was JUST to market to normalniggers who just saw the Mario Movie and think Showtime might be a cute game for their daughter, and would find it more appealing if she had her EPIC GIRLBOSS faces from the movie because they're SHEEP. SHEEP just like YOU.
DK fags are just Soinc tards but even more schizophrenic if that was even humanly possible.
REEEEEEEE CAN'T JACK OFF TO MONKEY TITS!? NINTENDO IS DOOOOOOMED
Bayonetta is ugly shit why do you think gamers prefer 2B who has an actual cute face. Bayonetta is the try hard of pretending she's hot to the point of being obnoxious. And she has shitty stupid Marge Simpson hair. And Nintendo always does this with brands that are not Nintendo inhouse.
Nintendo on their own has only ever made ONE hot babe Samus and she's a glitch in Nintendo's system. This is why Samus keeps getting her tits shrunk with each new game. Nintendo wants to be faggy.
Ignoring evidence to maintain their worldview
guess you skipped the article
article literally says they changed her to be more in line with the movie.
yeah I never found bayo particularly attractive and I'm an ass man
She hasn't had her 'marge simpson hair' since Bayonetta 1. You know, the one not paid by Nintendo. Bayonetta 2 had her dress up as Peach, Daisy, Link or Fox, with Miyamoto himself saying 'she should be showing more skin'.
I'm kinda distracted by the shirt. The stars seem oddly placed where the nipples would be. Did people at Nintendo think this was an okay design?
Not at all you blond faggot. His belly is fatter. That's closer to 90s era diddy
Look up Minus8 Dixie animation
Nintendo didn't make Diddy. Rare did. This is what Nintendo wanted DK Jr. to become.
That's just the boxart you retard. She still looks like left in game
Why did Nintendo make her then?
On the box.
ON. THE. BOX.
NOWHERE does the article say Peach in the ACTUAL GAME ITSELF is acting like Movie Peach. This was an article made BEFORE SHOWTIME EVEN FUCKING RELEASED.
You don't even CARE to see Showtime for yourself because you're scared it's going to shatter your narrative that "LE NINTENDO HAS MADE PEACH INTO EPIC GIRLBOSS FOREVER, ABLOOABLOOOBLOO, THE PATRIARCHY WONNED AND GAMING IS RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You also refuse to acknowledge my point about Brothership. Again, POST-MOVIE GAME, when this is SUPPOSEDLY meant to be that key defining point where Movie Peach's girlbossiness is injected into Game Peach's personality.
And yet, the Peach we see in Brothership is no girlboss. But you refuse to acknowledge that, because it goes against your narrative.
Keep clinging to that one fucking article from before Showtime even released. That only talks about how Peach on the BOX ART changed and SPECULATING about what her personality in the game is like. Because it's a PRE-RELEASE ARTICLE.
If you actually RESEARCHED Showtime, you would know Peach isn't a girlboss in that game. She's bubbly, sweet, playful in a pure, innocent way, and ultimately benevolent.
The only time she's something else in Showtime? When she dons a costume in a level. And guess what the levels are?
STAGEPLAYS. PERFORMANCES. Peach is GETTING INTO A CHARACTER for the stageplays because THAT'S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF THE GAME, FUCKFACE.
Tell Rare to redesign DK Jr. They redesign too much, get told to make it a different character
Same thing happens with Tiny and Chunky originally being Dixie and Kiddy.
damsel in distress is an outdated and sexist trope.
No it's not. Peach isn't typically portrayed as an object of desire for the player, rather she's symbolic of the peace and sanctity of the Mushroom Kingdom. It's not Miyamoto's fault that you see a woman and immediately think of her as weak.
Brothership isn't a mainline game bro, it's a spinoff
so is Showtime
yup
it's totally miyamoto's fault
I know but in the sequels Bayonetta still has shitty hair. Dyke hair styles are ugly. Very few females can pull off short hair but outright Dyke Cut? Get out.
I find it hilarious that people pretend Bayonetta's series is popular. It isn't. Without Nintendo's bailout money it would have DIED after the first game. And by now I think Nintendo is finished funding this failure series. You got three underwhelming games starring this ugly whore and a shitty random spin off about young Bayonetta that failed so badly not even the perverts in Asia liked it. Bayonetta is actively disliked as a series. And Nintendo is probably finished funding Bayonetta games.
And Princess Peach: Showtime is a spinoff too.
Therefore, it's fair equivalence to measure up her appearances in both games to counteract your narrative, which inherently relies on a PRE-RELEASE ARTICLE that's speculating about Peach following the BOX ART being redesigned.
Not the game's aesthetic being changed in the game itself, not the scenes being changed in the game itself, THE BOX ART being changed.
Pics? I remember when they put Mileena from Mortal Kombat in it.
I enjoyed all 3 bayo games
I did find this K. Rool fanart weeks ago
Shitty dyke hair, flat chest, retarded proportions for the arms. Ugly shitty character. At least when Nintendo made Harriet from Mario Odyssey she had a somewhat decent figure despite the ugly face. This bitch looks awful. Getting real angry at the spam of ugly flat chest bitches.
I hate how even the ADULTS in Splatoon are flat chested. Fuck Nintendo. I truly believe that if you like unattractive desexualized women you need to be killed. And because I want to I think burning you to death is suitable. You want to be a shitty castrated eunuch faggot then you will be bathed in kerosene and set on fire! Die you faggot.
How fucking hard is it to google Bayonetta Playboy?
bayonetta.fandom.com
I’m a Sonicfag but a relatively casual DK fan, so seeing this crop up has been strange to say the least.
I knew Mario fans were rabid to a similar extent, but I always figured DK fans were in a separate category. Guess I was wrong
Just like Human Stupidity is limitless, Nintendo Stupidly is limitless
They gave up Banjo and Killer Instinct for the DK64 cast only to then go right back and pay up the ass to Microsoft to get Banjo in Smash and his games on NSO.
retarded proportions for the arms
I thought she was supposed to be a gibbon.
Harriet had a somewhat decent figure
LITERALLY Koopa Troopa proportions.
Also quit projecting.
Oh wow, they actually got somebody to dress up as her. I figured it was another CG render like Mileena.
And undressed as her.
Sweet, I might go order that issue for novelty.
I’d rather imagine her Monkey hand-feet gripping around my cock or handholding her feet with my hands
It's not Miyamoto's fault that you see a woman and immediately think of her as weak.
You're talking about a guy who paid a 2nd party dev to destroy his own series and their game just for the privilege
have all of these characters
never use them
Demon king K. Rool could look cool as hell. But I'm personally hoping for a CEO, business suit looking design. Kapitalist K. Rool that's the head of Void Co. Then during the final battle, he rips off the jacket and turns into the goofy crocodile version of Senator Armstrong.
cool
The irony is that DK wasn't particularly 'cool' after the 90's in the era or Sonic and Naruto. They went from being 'cool' to being classic akin to Mario. Diddy especially was this in DKC2 with his victory dance with boombox and the DKC intro speaks for itself.
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Because Diddy stayed 90s cool while Sonic and Naruto tried to keep on modernizing their cool which is very uncool
they had to put the old Diddy down after the "accident"
How quick these people materialized from the out of thin air to defend nu-kong seem less than natural. God, I wonder what horrors we are going to witness with the live-action Zelda movie and how that shit is going to end up infecting the games.
It’s just crazy to think that a new generation is gonna grow up with this new Donkey Kong design
dude some people like new DK, calm the fuck down
Made for Bowser
Diddy will NOT be in Bananza
But K rool will
Women are weak and because they are weak they use their rights to ruin civilization. Women belong under the boots of men. And Jews and simps must be killed.
yeah the journey to the west thing kinda means we won't get diddy
He literally looks the same retard
sonic cuck trying to compare his uber level of autism to the tame DK fags
Nintendo also acquired the studio that gave us these two sluts and more blantant fan service waifus, Dhalia
Even sonictards make fun of the SONIC'S ARMS ARE BLUE niggas, Meanwhile DKfags make up conspiracy theories so out of line they fit with in with fucking Alex jones or someshit
these people needs to be found on the street and shot on sight
They Journey to the West meme is dumb
Holy Buzzword Spam, Buzz off bitch!
Meanwhile DKfags make up conspiracy theories so out of line they fit with in with fucking Alex jones or someshit
you're just in denial about k rool
it's pretty much confirmed at this point
to the tame DK fags
lmao
The only reason people make fun of Sonic arm autism is because of Chris-Chan. If he didn't sperg out about it, there would still be raging debates about it to this day, especially now that there's unironic nostalgia for Sonic Boom (the games).
Likewise, if a Chris-Chan level autist made a stink about Nu-DK right now, everyone would omniversally agree that complaining about it is fucking retarded and laugh at those who get uppity over it.
Any current thing Sonic fans are going Schizo for?
dude no, people were shitting on sonic since game journalists went all in on mocking 06
People are more in denial about Mario and Pauline's daughter.
Is the girl in DK Bananza even her? She has different hair color. Black hair instead of the usual brown.
Who the fuck is talking about '06 or Journos? I'm talking about why everyone laughs at anyone who complains about Sonic's arm color. It's SINGLEHANDEDLY Chris-Chan's doing that the topic is laughable rather than being a consistent source of contentious debate in the fandom.
And to that end, if someone with that level of notoriety complained about Nu-DK, it would immediately fizzle out any discourse, because now everyone is laughing at anyone who complains about Nu-DK.
You know that if Bowser wanted to kidnap Mario instead, he 100% could, just as consistently too.
Compared to sonic fuck yeah they are. DK fags aren't even among the most autistic Nintendo fanbases
Sorry I thought you implied sonic wasn't a public laughing stock until cris chan came along
my bad
He could do the bare minimum of being respectful to the people that liked his old work. Because apparently we liked trash for the past 30 years.
Saying he likes the new one or considers it an improvement is not 'disrespectful' to fans of the old one. Criticising something you like is not an insult to you or an attack on you. He didn't call it trash either, you inserted that word in his mouth because you're a gigantic fucking baby who needs to be a victim. Repulsive
Sadly, it worked for those two. Not having a developer in the sixth gen killed DK's goodwill and momentum that Rare created. Even with DK64 being divisive later on, it still did reasonably well for the platform it was one. It doesn't help the shift towards Japan was in full swing, even though Japan loved and still loves DKC. Diddy and DK had a mix of classic appeal for all ages and the cool factor that older kids and teens could lean on too. The newer designs really don't evoke the coolness factor that was key in DKC's success, and simply punching shit and lifting heavy things does not a cool character make.
it's pretty much confirmed at this point
lmao
When you really thing about it Bayonetta was the opposite of Banjo where she got taken in and adopted by Nintendo so much so that she even made it into Smash before Banjo. People argue “Actually Sega owns her” she’s just a confusing mess altogether and a bizarre inclusion in Smash, Ngl I always forget she’s in the damn game, I never played Bayo or 2B’s games but even I think 2B has a better design.
DK fags aren't even among the most autistic Nintendo fanbases
Unless you're talking about Zelda, most nintendo series are pretty tame desu
Sounds pretty tame compared to Zelda fags and their timeline autism. Have you ever met a Smash fag in real life?
As a Yoshifag I can confirm most of us are degenerates who get off to vore or some other disgusting shit
Honestly, I think Sonic autism has calmed down a lot over the years, I notice that the Sonic autists are mostly just arguing about the lore/canon and there's always the subset of comic autists but that's not as bad as it used to be
I think most of the sonic autists are getting into fangame making since it feels like there's way more of that than before with 3D sonic stuff like the Unleashed port that came out of nowhere
I think pokemon autists are the worst overall, mario autists are the funniest, but sonic autists are entertaining to observe
This render looks fine, but I still think this new design needed more time in the oven.
Not true. There is a certain subset of Nintendo fans that have been increasingly obsessed with "the lore" (exactly like Sonic fags) lately. But actual fans know that Mario lore is supposed to be a loosely defined punchline. Miyamoto has always said this. Gameplay, art, and music is always the king in DK, nothing is ever going to change that.
monkey feet...erotic
If Returns had been released on GameCube, the momentum would have been maintained. Jungle Beat is very different from Country; it wasn't the same.
Monkey Tits
Lets make this clear:
Diddy will NOT be in Bananza
K Rool will probably be, though
In that line, Journey to the West is a dumb theory, nips use JttW themes in almost anything, but that doesnt mean the whole game will be designed around that. This is a DK game with a strong mining theme, what the fuck?
The Boulder theory makes more sense, even if it wasnt K Rool, its obvious theres someone else behind the events of the game. And even if the boulder per se isnt a proof of anything (since rocks move in this game), the laughter, and the french description of the game, heavily implies theres someone else behind the evil monkee
Paon had some potential with the King of Swing and Jungle Climber games, but they also made Barrel Blast which didn’t do too well, and respect to them for actually using the Kremlings
he rips off the jacket and turns into the goofy crocodile version of Senator Armstrong.
Bananomachines, son!
DK fans finally get new stuff to talk and brainstorm about in over a decade
Hurr durr DK fans are so autistic for wanting to talk about DK stuff
I'm half-convinced it is jealous Sonic fags wanting to stir shit because there is no one talking about the nothing going on with Sonic right now.
We already saw K Rool in bananza. He's another fossilized gold skeleton covered in rocks
Made for Mario.
Buh-Buh-Buh-BASED
What would you do with the Rhythm Konga games? Keep them or cancel them
I don't think anyone's genuine about Mario lore, but Post-BotW era Zelda has put Zeldafags into constant seething about the state of the franchise's continuity and lore.
Trve.
this is very clearly an amalgamation of multiple crockoids
I do think K. Rool's in the game but this looks like a pretty standard model minor boss in the footage, don't think he's inside there
I would limit it to just one.
Zelda's always had lore autism although it was only really around since OoT ownward, the dam breaking was Skyward Sword and Hyrule Historia
They could also be dinosaurs, if the Journey to the Center of the Earth theory holds true.
Those games were okay, but they needed Returns alongside them like said to keep DK healthy. You can't run off of spin-offs forever.
Either give them the same amount of love that DDR Mario Mix got or don't do them period, and especially don't make the bongos mandatory. This is also a situation where Jungle Beat doesn't exist and you have a game that uses a normal controller. DDR DK Mix would give that pad an extra game to use so ditch the bongos entirely.
Sure, but TotK going the "new continuity" route mindbroke everyone, and then EoW retroactively shat on the entire OG continuity with a brand new uber-ancient evil who's existed for as long as the goddesses and makes Demise (and by extension Ganon) look like a cuck chump, and also only the Downfall split where everything turns to utter ruin and shit in the first place is the one that has a chance to prosper, since it's the only timeline where said ancient evil is addressed and slain.
No, but these enemies do confirm kremlings are in in some way
55/82
Still too high.
Stuff like that actually helped a lot of kids recognize the brand, something they just normally would skip over or wouldn't care about. Very clever in retrospect and I came at a time before people would call it shilling like they do today.
It sucks how Nintendo cheapest the fuck out on their Mario movie, leaving it to illumination to animate and the Teen Titans Go guy to write it. Literally came out when Hollywood was at it's worst state ideology wise.
If they ever use her again for another game they should have the shrinking power revert Tiny to her and 64 design.
waiting for any possible new design for Dixie or Tiny
to maximize muh "expressiveness"
and that *expressiveness* is just making retarded tongue-hanging-out dog faces because nintendo is taking a cue from hollywood who characterizes all animal characters like that