You will lose all your videogames when you die

trusting a jew as a teammate

kek, good luck

you're already dead. go swim

That's okay, I've never even played most of them.

I know: My nieces and nephews will inherit them. What they do with them after my passing is out of my control, but i hope that my possessions will bring them some joy

Bold of you to assume that I have money.

it's a "artist spreads self-sabotage propaganda" rerun

You will lose all your videogames when you die

Wrong
I will lose all my videogames when gaben dies and steam shuts down

The afterlife will just make you start over. Do you really think there won’t be jobs and money in the afterlife if an afterlife even exists? Christfaggots like to imagine being naked in the grass eating apples but that’s not going to happen.

I don't know how to swim :(

I'll be dead anyway.

How do you know?

You should post this on facebook where the boomers are

His children disowned him because he was transphobic

Why does there have to be an afterlife? I just want to take an eternal fucking nap.

SOVLful facebook reposts > Xitter culture war reposts

Imagine all the mad Zs you could put in

tfw I'm one of test monkies for human brain scans into ai once I die

tfw I will live forever in my own digital prison playing solitare

tfw someone likely will force my programming into a skyrim mod

tfw even after meatbag death I am still haunted by todd

the reality of life

pic is about death

also, we were demoted from reddit posts, down to twitter posts and now we have to make do with facebook posts?
IRC shitposts when?

They don't, faggot. Eternity is the only valuable thing.

Nah, next on the list is tumblr

It's fine I never lose

Death won't kill you if you're rich enough

Am I interpreting this picture right?

No.

hahahaha you're so stupid

So many people are afraid of death and trying to prolong their current lifespans through all sorts of means when the true path to immortality is simpler and closer to them than they think.
You won't have to die if you follow Christ. He has assured us that through Him, we'll find eternal life. There will be no more pain, there will be no more fear or anything else wicked that goes on down here on Earth. But as simple of a concept it sounds, it's actually the hardest to attain for the majority since they're unwilling to put aside their ego, and just have faith in being saved by the one who also made them. It's no longer about wanting to attain eternal life, it's about wanting to find a way to it through your own means, by yourself, so you could be the one that's somehow worshipped for having found a way to prolong things here.

all that wealth

can't take any of it with you

Isn’t the limited time more premium because of it’s finite amount. Anything can happen in an eternity.

we are literally going to solve aging within 10 years.

those with the most to lose chomping at the bit for a longevity vaccine to let them go further than the average pleb

willing to sacrifice everything just to bypass those hard limits before their skeletal structure turns to chalk in real time

amazing ways of introducing new strains of cancer to the population at large, my fellow juden! :)

Let's be real, if the afterlife is indeed real then they probably have videogames there.

I imagine people in Heaven get to relax forever with endless sequels to their beloved franchises, while people in Hell are forced to grind Korean MMOs for eternity.

Eternity is the only valuable thing.

Entropy would have something to say about that kek.

nah, tumblr posts are bizzarro-Anon Babble for women.
we need to continue the trend to older average user age and lower quality media

I don't get how people drive around IRL in lamborghinis and ferraris, I see like 5 a week and it's kind of ridiculous, why aren't these people afraid?

the most likely explanation of what happens after death is that our perception of time and reality are immeasurably warped as the last synapses fire, and in that void where time stretches on infinitely without any new input from our senses, our brain cooks up a brand new reality as a defense mechanism. this has likely happened millions of times already
and within this new reality are new video games and i'll play those

You know this thing is only going to work on fetuses right? At least at the beginning. It's easier to change baby rat genes so they age slower, than it is to reverse aging on already existing people.
Everyone alive right now will still die in their 80's at best.

How would there be videogames in heaven? videogames were created by humans

And humans were created by?

why the hell someone would want to extend his existence in this hellhole is beyond me

in their 80's

make it 60s

Humans

I feel like people get rich so they can live better lives with the money

The past few years have thoroughly convinced me that after a certain point, rich people are more driven by making everyone else miserable. Even when they have more money than entire family lines can make in 100 years, they still want more and will go out of their way to take from others who actually need funds. Even philanthropy is a scheme to make the rich even more money.

They are sick with greed, their god is Mammon and they are diligent with their worship of him.

What about the people who die instantly via crushing or head trauma and the brain has no time to create?

he can't even hide two coins in his eyes

NGMI

Kind of but not really. This is currently just a temporary place with hard limitations on things that can be done and achieved and through what means. Life after death is no longer constrained by those hard limits and just about anything can happen there and you will get to experience new things at all times, as it's an always evolving, always improving place that you will never cease to be bored of.

So you need to find a way to live the life that you have now for the purpose you were meant, even if that is grueling wageslave work. Just get through it knowing that Jesus Christ is Lord, build a relationship with him and be the best you can towards yourself and others. Then when you're dead, whatever hardships you faced in here won't matter anymore and you'll get to enjoy yourself for Eternity.

If not, however, have fun being subjected to even worse tortures down in Hell than you could have even imagined were possibly here on Earth.

"we've finally solved aging, for real this time", "we've finally found aliens, for real this time", and "we've finally figured out when the Big One will hit, for real this time" have been repeated about 2-3 times a month, every month, for about 200 years

Hwan biological weapons program

Nah, fuck you. It's becoming an AI or bust baby.

The ever increasing speed of the universe's expansion has yet to be explained
Entropy is just a theory

Me? Yakub
Idk about the rest of you guys

I will never truly own anything anyways.

drown

goes down another layer

the toll requires a form of currency that doesn't exist yet

Welp

do nothing

lose

do everything in your power

lose

rigged game im uninstalling

And you will never be truly happy
In this life or the next

That's a mortal cope. Our desires and most of the decisions we take are subject to the influence of survival instincts which means that the finite nature of our lives actually hold us back spiritually. A supreme existence is one that doesn't concern itself with its survival.

the real reason nothing is faster than the speed of light is that that's the speed it takes for neurons to fire. so long as the cause of death is slower than the speed of light - so, always - there will be one last hyper-transmission
unfortunately each time the loop happens the speed limit of light must be lowered. this presents as entropy.

Literally

Win in battle

Lose in cutscene

have fun being subjected to even worse tortures down in Hell than you could have even imagined were possibly here on Earth.

Did they get some inspiration from here or were they swapping methods with visitors from beyond the veil?

better chance to cure cancer than aging.

both would require some sort of DNA therapy to solve, aging is usually from your very DNA breaking down after your cells splitting so many times.

They're both run by the same people

Everyone alive right now will still die in their 80's at best.

Not when you drop the pension scheme entirely because the state can't afford to keep you around for that long.

people

How boring

Not escaping death by using a going into games machine before you croak

NGMI

I like this pic because the logical conclusion is you lose everything after death but money... le bad! Does the author think he gets to take his chungus feelings with him? His family and loved ones? His good deeds surely? Nope, all dust.

A lot of said tortures will revolve around physical stuff similar to what you might have seen portrayed in movie or whatever else. It's meant to be a thing that causes you as much pain as possible, while entirely destroying your body, but prolonging it as long as possible. Because what basically happens is that the demons are going to mangle your body and rip to the shreds to the point there's nothing left, then you'll just almost instantly regenerate yourself back up to perfect health, only to be subject to another bout of said torture and mutilation until death.

That, put together with the fact that down in Hell, it's not only your physical body that is being destroyed, but it's your Soul as well, so obviously there are methods of torture for the Soul part of you that we might not even be aware of right now, but it will definitely have to do with various things related to how you feel for example. They might give you some sort of semblance of hope that you could get yourself out of that situation, only to completely crush it while they continue to torture you over and over again. It's not going to be only physical pain, but pain on an emotional / spiritual level so bad and so much worse than you could have ever imagined or felt in this life here on Earth.

My grandma just died yesterday at 71... Wasn't even vaxxed. I feel bad that she died so soon when we expected her to at least make it into her 80s.

A supreme existence is one that doesn't concern itself with its survival.

Then why didn't you suckstarted a shotgun yet bro?
Oh sorry I forgot that your gay asiatic religion specifically has a built-in safety against that exact reasoning (which its general philosophy enables) and explicitly prohibits suicide even though the mortal life is supposed to be worthless.
A dead peon is of no use, a peon should believe that his life is worthless and accumulation of any type of assets in life is worthless, but at the same time, a peon should still work.

Following Christ

Simple

Pick one.

Heaven

Hell

Underrated post

How do I overcome the fear of death? Sometimes I get near to a panic attack.

I'm still waiting on the dinosaurs I've been promised for the last fifteen years that are for sure right around the corner.

The concept in itself is simple enough to grasp if you're willing to listen, but the path there however is narrow and treacherous.

By realizing life fucking sucks. Eventually you get old, bitter and tired of everything as you accumulate more experiences.

are you on the younger side? i know live grinds you down after a while that i don't have a fear of death, i just hope it don't hurt too much. at least my worries would be over with.

And then christards comply about how no one except retarded browns wants anything to do with their disgusting torture porn cult.
Ever wondered why christards are always so imaginative in their descriptions of hell, while basically being incapable of providing proper descriptions of heaven (and when they do it's lame and gay as shit)?

Ask God to put your mind at ease and show you what he knows will be the right thing for your and you only specifically to understand it and come to terms with the idea of it. That way, you will know for sure than when you're given the sign, it was given to you in a way very specifically catered towards how you normally come to conclusions.

What am I suppose to do? Play them while I'm dead?

I'm sure a sadist worth his salt could find ways to make this process more efficient with less overall damage involved. Especially when you are working with multiple forms of resurrection and mind scrubbing to refine the ordeal further. If the soul is effectively immortal you aren't really playing the game anymore. You're just throwing Buddy at the walls until hes too afraid to leave his corner.

watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

doesn't hoard money so his children could have some economical stability

spoken like a true incel

incel

Shinzo Abe

Come on now

Fucking kek. There is no basis in biblical scripture for what you describe as hell. Hell as a concept has only been around for a couple thousand years. Retard.

I'm 31 with a 7month old kid, and I had this fear ever since middle school or something. Just the thought of losing myself and everything about me gives me the chills. I imagine dying is like going to sleep. Maybe I'm just too afraid to let go of myself and my ego.

I dont get this shit. So what is the point thing? Should I not care about anything and kill myself now

i'm 36 with a 10 year old son, i figure when my time is up its up. i just don't want it to hurt, and until it happens ill just keep doing my thing and supporting my family.

losing everything

If it helps you never owned and never will truly own anything. I know it sounds like a meme but when you die all your problems, worries and struggles are instantly and permanently gone. You almost feel sad for those who have to continue living.

by the time you're actually gonna die (~70 years) unless you've taken insanely good care of your body it will be in such a shitty state that you'll gladly die just so the pain will stop
hope this helps!

not at all, i believe it means to not care so much about money that you loose yourself as you quite literally cannot bring it with you, you can earn money, you can even earn a fuck ton of money, but just remember to live a little and spend some of it, maybe even do a good deed or two.

fpbp
youtube.com/watch?v=NUrvR0Ig-YA

Demons will try to sort of "invent" new method of torture because technically what would happen at some point is people well start to sort of just accept they're fate, and despite still being able to feel everything at a vastly increased threshold than what we feel down here, they will still try to disassociate in some way to the point they become nothing but husks who are too tired to even attempt to fight back against the beatings and tortures given to them.

So, in that case, they need to think up of new ways to try and reignite those initial, higher intensity screams and whatnot types of pain that people experienced during their beginnings down in Hell.

get to tinker with Skyrim all day as a digital God of your own domain

banging dark elf sluts all day and fighting dragons

Sign me the fuck up.

Most people don't have childs nowadays.

Pray to God. I assure you will not regret it.

kek

Working your ass off all your life just for some other faggot to waste your money sounds like peak cuck behavior.

Who are you quoting?

lose track of your ego for a brief moment

get dwemer'd across the skybox like Harlaus the Eternal

The user you are assigned to is a furfaggot homosexual

follow Christ

How ?

Who's quoting, you cuck faggot? Also he's right. Why the fuck are you busting your ass off and destroying your health for someone else lmao

I didn't buy them to collect them, I bought them to play them

You will lose your opinions about video games when you die.

I would like to be a sorry simulacrum of a human who is dependant on other for basics needs up to the point where I become a burden for my family for another decade and a half, please.

It's not just money it's literally everything you ever own.

Source? Proof?

user is a modlet that doesn't know how to patch his lists

Heaven and Hell are states of being, not physical or magical locations.
Angels and Demons are exaggerated metaphors for the people who are in those states.
Jesus Christ was aggressively misinterpreted and turned into a convenient idol to worship and half the shit written about him is exaggerated or made up. He was trying to provide comfort through metaphor.
Prior to the Phoenicians inventing the alpbabet, human beings mode of thought was a lot more emotional, revolving around symbols and aids to explain greater concepts we did not yet have the ability to articulate with greater logical basis.

But I can't cope without the thought of an afterlife or sentient God taking care of me!

You can, and will be a better and more kind person for it, you would just rather not try. It'a so much easier to preach from a proverbial podium of superiority conescendingly looking down on everyone who doesn't let "christ into their heart."

Bold of you to assume i have worked during my life

Why the fuck are you busting your ass off and destroying your health for someone else lmao

What are you referring to? The guy he replied to didn't say anything of the sort. Just about giving his family his vidya when he dies.

Ok fine I will admit I didn't follow the reply chain all the way to the end. Still, if you work and make your own money don't think of giving it to someone else. Go crazy and spend that shit.

"hell" the way you know it doesn't exist, dive a bit further into the history of christianity

Christcucks really LOVE talking about Hell and all the torture huh? Sadistic pieces of shit, you all revel on people's suffering. I'll gladly burn in hell if that means not being close to insane people like you

How ?

gotquestions.org/follow-Christ.html
It's hard to actually fully commit to going the way Jesus lived, and you are sure to fail multiple times, over and over again, but that shouldn't discourage you. Pick yourself back together, ask to be forgiven, and know you're doing the best you can, then ask for further strength from God in the future to get you through life.

You only get to keep whatever is directly touching your eyeballs

heh

There are countless testimonies from people who described Hell like being so, and a lot of them, despite being completely unknown to each other, have a lot of things that are relevant between each story and makes those stories all the more true. And I know it is since I asked God for wisdom of things He would wish me to know of, and the first thing that happened is getting a bunch of said testimonies about both Hell and Heaven recommended for me to watch, so I did, and was able to put two and two together when it came to how relevant certain concepts from all of them were to each other and just came together.

kek

Yeah? I'll lose everything. You will too?

Yeah everyone dies in the end, so what? That's why hedonism is the only thing that makes sense. Make your life as pleasurable as you can because it is the only one you get.

take your meds you schizophrenic retard, holy shit.

Everyone dies, you aren't special, don't worry about it.

Jesus will bring me back.

Ecclesiastes 2:21
All your cash is going to someone after you, whether that’s a relative or the government, that’s on you. And I don’t even believe in reLIEgion.

Nuh uh. Most of your possessions go with you, that's why pharaohs were buried with them. Only video games don't go as evidenced by zero video games in the pharaoh's tombs.

Why would anyone want to? I'd be dead by now, after spending my last month hiding out in the desert before getting bored enough to come back and get nailed to a plank

He doesn’t have Doom encoded into his DNA

Skill issue.

Christcucks and troons are literally the same exact thing. Death cults preying on weak minded people that offer salvation "after you do the thing".

Even pharaohs didn't own their games, so they couldn't take them.

Then when you're dead, whatever hardships you faced in here won't matter anymore and you'll get to enjoy yourself for Eternity

This is the same shit Buddha was saying about Nirvana, you prissy faggot.

retard, he was peddling around the idea of reincarnation as a "God" in Nirvana and watching over all your dead ancestors and nation or some shit like that. it's nowhere near close to it.

Based Gatsby

At least someone is answering your questions. The only things I get these days are static and long droning noises.

Achieving Nirvana is ESCAPING the cycle of reincarnation, you idiot.

Flyyyying into freeee

there is no reincarnation. once you're dead, you're dead.

You're not getting off that easy

Pharaohs regularly get their shit taken by the same dudes that put the goods in there

average Corded Ware and Yamnaya man are still sleeping in their mounds with the ole reliable ready for the leap towards the next kalpa

That’s the goal, yes.

you are not that which dies

Anon Babble - Mysteries of the Universe

Piracy is the only way to play games in Heaven.

Religion and the concept of an afterlife is the ultimate cope

Source?

nah I'm built different

Dead matter reforms into living matter. You collapse, then your pieces re-emerge into something new. You just don't get to keep your consciousness through the process.

I have never seen a christian who has lived more than 120 years. There is no evidence for this eternal life you speak of, everyone must die inevitably. It's the saddest reality. Unavoidable pain and suffering. Makes me wish I had not been born despite all the happy moments I had because they were ultimately hollow.

why are there so many christians on this site lately?

Boomers would rather sell all their 10 houses and go on a vacation than give their children they kick a single penny.

suddenly

it's just one dude

Source?

Life

Must be why Bill Gates is barely giving any to his kids

Before I die I'm going to destroy all my possessions so no one else can enjoy them

Duel one

Let's rock

Who's life? Where is it writen?

Bro knows the hour of his death

fuck up your body as well so the organs can't parted out

I respect that. People who expect inheritance at some point become really shitty in general and make stupid decisions throughout their lives because they think they'll get a "get out of jail card" when parents croak.

It’s actually a simulation game. It’s fucking blows.

0/10 Would NOT recommend

All my $20?

Why would he care if we believe in him if we live a good life? Seems pretty narcissistic to me.

So you have no idea and are just another midwit.

"It was all just a dream bro"

Meme plotline

Wow it's almost like all the antivax paranoia was just bullshit or something, retard. Glad your stupid hag grandmother is dead if she had a grandson as stupid as you.

why are you so mean?

No need to go too far with that, but yeah at least don't hoard money when you're old, spend it on something you enjoy.

is it really just one guy spamming on multiple boards?

my rich parents (richest family in my country) disowned me because im a fag, and im never getting any money from them
at least I still have videogames and you guys

Yes, I’ll put it to good use, as you would have wanted.

*Buys Micro-transactions like a boss*

An extra cricket slop bar for this one.

I'm watching two threads where this topic is currently playing out. Maybe it's part of a new recruitment drive to pad out the numbers. In this life and the next.

Damns you to eternal suffering

Why the fuck did he do it?

Does Anon Babble think there's life after death?

I'm going to go back in time and stomp on this faggot's head

The Anunnaki made him do it.

You aren't fooling anyone Dagon.

When you die the universe ends

God damned us, evolution damned us, life damned us, our own species damned us, we damned ourselves, all damn damned damnly damned. Existence is suffering and pain. Creation is evil.

uhhh bros?
check the log out button, I can't click it anymore

Not sure, but I DO believe there’s life after love

youtube.com/watch?v=DundeXWAfIA

Damn!

I hate God because I look around and I know for certain I could've made a more perfect world. It would be a gooner gamer bro's paradise. A place with no betrayal, no evil, no lies, no pain, no suffering. The real heaven where everyone is naked and chilling by fountains of chocolate and mountain dew. There is no such thing as loosh, everyone's energy would be unlimited as I am.

Trust in Christ and put your faith in Him and you are promised and assured Eternal life. You will still be you as you were here on Earth, you will still retain your free will, you will still have your personality and everything that makes you uniquely who you are, but you will be so in a way that isn't tainted by sin or these types of hopeless thoughts you're getting that meant nothing but to get you down from doing anything.

You will still have all the happy memories of the things that happened in life here present with you, but they will be more as an afterthought compared to the wonders you'll get to experience in the after life. You'll get to see your loved ones, if you have any that died as Christians, and you will recognize them, and be able to converse about whatever, even things relating back on Earth that maybe you felt you couldn't talk with them about back then.

But you're looking at this still in the current physical body or whatever. Yes, 120 is normally the hard cap to our current lifespan within the body we are given. When that's done with, your Soul departs to the Lord, and when he comes back, your old, decrepit body will be risen up again, then transformed into one which never ages, never aches, never becomes ill. It's every single promise that people try to make come through right now into our current time, on our current bodies which are imperfect, tainted and meant to actually just end at some point in time.

The Bible in itself is evidence since it's the Truth, but if you find that too retarded, I have another equally "retarded" proposition for you to choose from here. Either look into it, or go and literally just talk out loud to God, and ask him to give you a sign of all this being real. Just be honest about it, say that you don't believe but would like to and need to be convinced in some way, and let Him to His thing, since he knows best the kind of 'evidence' that would actually help you believe in Him.

Who let the Gnostic out of the locker???

t.

Proof?

It was the poster below me

youtube.com/watch?v=C8yQwBLOU7g
Also, listen to this at least maybe as a testimony from a guy who used to be Hindu, had absolutely no knowledge of the God of Christianity, and yet, everything he describes he's seen while at death's door was as it was written down in the Bible.

You'll get to see your loved ones, if you have any that died as Christians, and you will recognize them, and be able to converse about whatever

Atheist (genius) here. I’ve always wondered about this part. Is everyone an adult? Like yeah, the people who died as kids will obviously come back as kids, but then what? They age? In timeless “Paradise”?

The Bible says heaven is nothing like the experience on Earth to the point it can't really be explained but people don't really like that so it just gets ignored. Someone asks Jesus about it in regards to who a man will be married to in heaven if he remarries after his wife's death and that's his answer.
t. ex-Christian

you don't know that

Fucking hell Anon couldn't you just pretend? Get a beard maybe? And once they croak go full mask off and on all fours to openly suck as many cocks as you want?

It's because it's a religion that preys on the weak and gullible.

83 studies also show an extremely significant inverse correlation between intelligence and religiosity by the way even when controlling for a myriad of socioeconomic factors:
journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/0146167219879122

lol faggot

Even in death I still seethe

Let’s suppose, for the sake of the argument, reincarnation is “le real”. The one coming back wouldn’t be “You”, so effectively the “You” you are now would be dead.

Boomerchuds need to die already

There's no more aging. Body will be reincarnated to perfect state of everything, so the outward appearance generally should be in your prime possibly, just like around Christ died, so those would be yours 30s. Everything after that just withers and dies over time. Children obviously will still be children, and they will serve a similar role to those here on Earth, since when we are resurrected, we will be adults in body and all, but said children who dies as children, still remain children in Heaven, and for example, those who in life enjoyed bein family oriented, and liked playing with kids, will still get to experience that in the Afterlife with children who had died on Earth and never got the chance to experience that down there.

Heaven can't be perfectly good without sex. Sex is the only redeeming factor of this shitty life and most men are incels who don't get it, it's God's cruelest joke. Why the fuck bring people into existence and deny them their happiness? Their basic needs even? Plenty of kids starving to death, plenty of people permanently fucked and disabled. Blind, amputated, deaf, traumatized beyond recognition, alive but never finding their soul.

We may never know i intend to live forever

let's suppose

headcannon

"le"

shut up faggot
you don't know shit and neither do I, we'll see what death is about once we get there

I am you.

Suicidal ideation

You know there IS a reason why the Greeks believe that Sleep and Death were brothers, Anon.

You are not human in heaven you do not care about sex
Now you may be wondering "why am I even tested as a human if it has nothing to do with my eternal existence"

and which one is that ?

because they were gay

So kids will never grow up? But what if an adult couple has a child together in Paradise? It will stay as a baby?

Reincarnation: you have to do all this shit over again

Lame

Eternal oblivion: Your brain slowly loses its ability to feel pain, reviews your entire life and tells you everything was ok in the end, then your soul disappears with a happy ending

Kino

That same unconsciousness you experience in Sleep is the same you experience in Death. Only difference is you wake up from Sleep.

This isn't a test, this is torture. Plain and simple. How do I know? Because I would never subject myself to this hell. I'd never agree to this not in an infinite amount of time. To face humiliation, shame, social pressure, backstabbers, hypocrites, liars, etc. It's simply too much and that's just the humanity without including the rest of nature's damage like disease and aging.

Is it really that hard for god or whatever to just post/inject us with proof of what actually happens after we die?
If we had actual knowledge humanity would be much more at ease and be able to progress/cope with life issues instead of agonizing over it

Surely the causality of existence and the question of death will be solved in Anon Babble- Video Games thread #709813264.

I am incredibly exited to see the results of this powerhouse of a think-tank.

this with zero irony

you don't know that, stop romanticizing

has a child together in Paradise

that does not happen anymore, conception is a thing that exists here on earth and will cease to exist up on Heaven, along with things like sex, since they will no longer be needed. there will be various different others ways to "connect" with your loved one that will be beyond anything exist here and beyond anything that intercourse alone could achieve.

kek, dangerously based and underrated post

It happens to people who experience NDEs

meant for this anon

at least I still have videogames and you guys

Eternal oblivion: You cease to exist and all fades to the dark void, having not existed at all essentially. (Impossible so it can't be)

Lame

Reincarnation: You're born again, but this time as a BBC nigger or a beautiful woman so you get to cruise through life and live as hedonistically and fulfilled as possible.

Kino

I wouldn't be so sure. I suddenly became conscious out of nothingness back in the 90's. When I die I will return to that nothingness. So why wouldn't it happen again? The conditions would be the same and I've got the rest of the universe for it to happen in.

Gentle reminder to only shake hands with a man that wears eyeliner when you are ready to take up Pete's offer.

People actually wanting reincarnation

Isn't one fucking lap through this misery enough for you lunatics?

nooo

Your reward is becoming a sexless automaton only acting out human emotions and feelings, all to serve a omnipotent arbitrator of morality for eternity

Boy, I sure hope no eats from the Tree of Knowledge a SECOND time. Pretty this God fellow wouldn’t want to go through all this shit again.

I want more laps in this life, but not as an average man. God no. Anything but that. Fuck being a average dude.

I want a chance at life being black and fucking all them white bitches and boypussies I can lay my hands on.

The suffering will continue until the mind improves.

That is not how it works, I literally just told you that you will have ways to experience things beyond the level of pleasure or comfort such earthly things can give you to the point they wouldn't ever matter, yet you immediately revert back to bitching about the lesser entertainment.

Only difference is you wake up from Sleep.

he doesn't know

The Dream never really needed its Dreamer.

NO, THAT’S NOT TRUE!!! YOU’RE-YOU’RE NOT ME!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=Mk0A5uFoG3c

If you can't eat ass in heaven, it's not heaven. If existence doesn't become a 24/7 kino porno adventure with real godly love, it's not heaven.

Without the Hero there is no event.

Nothing is eternal, everything is destined to oblivion. You, the earth, the sun, the universe, all of it. The concept of the afterlife is just schizobabble, born from more primitive days when we didn't know as much. Religion, gods, folklore, all substitutions for gaps in ignorance we couldn't bare to be ignorant about. The only thing that matters is the moment because it's all you'll ever know.

If you can't eat ass in heaven, it's not heaven

They don't let jeets into this afterlife bro. You have your own path to follow.

you will have ways to experience things beyond the level of pleasure or comfort such earthly things can give you to the point they wouldn't ever matter

That sounds like a really similar talking point to taking drugs. Have you seen a junkie? They don’t seemed too concerned with earthly matters, either.

the cycle of guilt continues

my legs are fine

you will have ways to experience things beyond the level of pleasure or comfort such earthly things can give you

You got anything to back this up?
I hate how religious people state their wild unfounded guesses as if they're facts. Acting so damn certain when these topics are pure supposition. It's intellectually dishonest.

It's intellectually dishonest

of course it is, just don't argue with them, there's just no point

get in an accident that leads to a near death experience or sign up for a test where they make you clinically brain dead for a short time to test and then you'll see what happens. everyone testifies about eerily similar things that point to exactly that and that the God of the Bible is the One True God.

there is no "evidence" , "logic" or "proof" that can get you to believe in this if you don't want to and the only way you would is being face to face with something like that and see it for yourself.

i dunno man, id like to be able to jack off in the pearly gates without the big man sensing it or whatever. can i get some privacy over here

Not only is it dishonest, the religious person doesn't even read the Bible. Jesus always spoke about the Kingdom of God being within oneself. If you love yourself, your family, your friends, your neighbors, and strangers, you've attained heaven right then and there.

Inb4 I came to bring a sword to divide families and make y'all hate each other

As always the Bible is the most unreliable compilation of jewish books ever.

can i get some privacy over here

Apparently, He’s watching you fap already. Jesus, too, from the garden.

everyone testifies about eerily similar things

Confirmation bias. Funny how you don’t acknowledge there are those who don’t saw “they saw God”. Only the ones that do get articles or videos, like the one you posted, made about them. Curious how that shakes out, huh?

Jesus always spoke about the Kingdom of God being within oneself.

He literally said that His Kingdom is not of this world. You haven't "attained Heaven" by loving people or whatever, that's not a state of mind or feeling. It's a place your soul goes to after death. The Kingdom being "within you" is a poor translation and the closer one to it would be "among you" or "in your midst" and it literally means that His Kingdom is within your reach if you make the right choices and follow The Truth.

Confirmation bias. Funny how you only acknowledge the ones that said they never saw God. Only the ones that do get articles or videos made about them talking how there's nothing after death. Curious how that shakes out, huh

NDEs are no more enlightening than dreams or drug induced hallucinations. Your brain is in an altered state and you experience strange things.
And these near death dreams often focus on death and the afterlife because people know they're fucking dying.
I mean think about it, assuming God and heaven are real, is he so incompetent that he would show you a glimpse of the other side before you were properly dead?

Funny how the only guy who was guaranteed to go to Heaven was a criminal who most likely didn’t live according to the bible his whole life.

there are people who report seeing different things, i think u just get what ur subconscious expects or smthn theres also ppl who report not seeing anything at all
actually i remember one video of a firefighter who saw a garden with strange ppl wearing robes at one point when i was in my obsessed with nde's phase

Because he believed in the Son of Man when no one else did and all ridiculed Him, which was enough since Salvation is not earned in any way whatsoever through any types of good works, but is instead freely offered to us as a gift, as long as we're willing to accept it by acknowledging Christ as our Lord and Savior and knowing that only through him can we reach the Father.

is he so incompetent that he would show you a glimpse of the other side before you were properly dead?

Why would you immediately assume that to be incompetence? If it takes showing the person a glimpse of the afterlife, whether it's Hell, in order to scare them, or Heaven, in order to awe them, and then bringing them back to life from some crazy circumstances, fully knowing that an experience like that would shake them enough to actual conversion and follow of Him, why wouldn't He do it?

test

why this got auto saged?

Be murdering, drug-abusing rapist

Get shot

Bleeding out

Do an act of Contrition

Acknowledge God as superior

Get into Heaven

?????

It wont be you as you know it though. Your current consciousness will be gone

someone dropped a legit truth nuke here which caused the autosage to trigger
not sure what post though

SOMA (2015) was literally about this.

You get to live for eternity after this finite life

Who believes this slop? Why not just kill yourself now to get to the eternity part?

B-But hell

So what you do in this miniscule life determines where you reside for ETERNITY? well shit, this life does infact matter then?

The Demiurge became aware about this thread.

We solved aging with stem cell. But moral fags had to get uppity about it

try to read Bible (in order)

burn out because of all the X begat Y, ceremonial rules, etc

I've seen people say you're supposed to start with the NT but that feels wrong. Should I just push through?

there are confirmed jewish mods and jannies who get christianity related threads deleted on sight, but they just do it more subtly now instead of outright nuking them.

It begins

Existential crisis is one hell of a drug

Churches fixed that loophole by saying suicide bad.

Get stuck in the rock you have the dark elf bent over

GG