store.epicgames.com
Reminder Valve has never given out anything as good as this
Prepare to get Steamie
Lol so glad I wasnt in steam. Steamies are a cult. Epic gives the top games and free.
I already have like 1,000 games. Free ancient slop just doesn't do it for me.
Prepare to get Steamie
what does that even mean?
Lol so glad I wasnt in timmys sweaty buthole. Epiggies are a cult. Steam offers the top service and doesn't suck.
Prepare to get Steamie
lol steamie stays steamie
ya'll postin in a timmy thread, fuck you tim
chinamen can't meme
Indian gibberish
Imagine not knowing this, zoomie.
I enjoy Epic's great service and the free games they give me. Steam has never given me free games.
dead game 2
horror slop #459248653489
No wonder they're giving them away for free.
why just not pirate at this point?
I'm planning to play it coop, not that the average Steamie has a friend to play games with.
Hey OP what does Timmy's cock and semen taste like?
console war is already stupid but PC store wars? there is no reason to not just use both.
I don't know, what does Gaben's cumswill pig slop taste like, Steamie?
Steamies vehemently oppose any storefront that isnt owned by that fat fuck. Try to post a thread about gog here and see them flood it.
you like to beautifully describe fluids that enter your mouth daily don't you
why would I be mad?
me and my friends got a free game that has co op
why would I be mad?
The average Steamie act like even installing Epic Store will give your computer AIDS
unironically shilling for epic in 2025
Make another Steam "summer seal" (yes you guys unironically called them seals) thread, jabroni.
Valve would get slapped with an antitrust lawsuit if they did this, it would be considered anti-competitive.
If it's free you are the product
Valve and Valve fanboys should just be slapped.
you keep making this thread
The people have to know
Prepare to get Steamie
epicfags better prepare to staymad
Compared to who
The pajeet epiggy is making his thread for the 4th time
Sad.
It's a decent enough filler game with friends with great gore. One of those ones you bash out over a weekend.
Sorry to any friendless Steamies, ignore this post.
And a Steamie jagmeet like yourself is so much better
I stopped caring when I saw my HDD getting filled with shovelware.
Hey there, shill!
I appreciate that you are shilling actual malware and I trust you have downloaded it and allowed China full access to your machine. Good for you!
Personally, if you put your game on the malware chinese store I can only assume you want me to pirate it.
Squeal some more epiggy. Maybe farmer Tim will give you more slop. oink oink!
You don't need to have the games installed, you know.
i have an epic account with 200 free games
never played one of them
don't even remember my login
i'm just waiting for the day epic sells out to steam and the libraries combine
Of course I do, doesn't mean I want shovelware on my account in the first place.
don't even remember my login
Then how are you claiming the games?
i have to look it up and reset my password each time i snag a game
indian hands copypasted this post
Nioh and GTAV are not shovelware
hey, since this is clearly a epic employee shill thread, I just want you to know that you guys can only increase your market share by either absorbing GOG, spending money to facilitate ports of unavailable games which otherwise won't get ported to pc [silent hill 1, vagrant story, godhand, fatal frame 2, etc], or make it so people can export their epic libraries into steam so they lose their excuse to not spend money on epic.
king maker move would be to convince nintendo to let you publish their games on epic but they'll never go for it
hey, since this is clearly a epic employee shill thread,
As opposed to the Steam shill threads
Steamies lost again
DI2 was cracked btw so this means nothing
if I play Happy Game will I be happy?
steamjeets malding ITT
steam doesn't need shill threads
it's the default pc games storefront for 98% of the market
if you want more market share you're going to have to make something original other than fortnight
Kinda sounds like a monopoly...
They just added an AI voice to Darth Vader in Fortnite. You can talk to Darth Vader through the mic in Fortnite.
Epic and Tim are fucking BASED
Not in your case, no
:(
I still haven't even played Dead Island 1. By the time I get around to playing that, Dead Island 2 will only cost 2 bucks in a key shop.
I have no reason or desire to EGS. I would have installed it to buy Alan Wake 2, because Alan Wake is one of my favorite games of all time, but they completely fucked it up. lol
How does anyone defend this change? It's not like Terrence Howard turning into Don Cheadle. This is like Garfield the cat being played by an aardvark.
to EGS
to install EGS
not phoneslop with a PC port
trying to use steamie to mean mad when it sounds like steamy which means a horny situation
Saaaaaaaar
Thanks epic. Another game with no cheevos, another game that has zero different with a pirate one. Thanks Timmy.
You're being a genuine homosexual and you don't even know it, ESL.
Give Artifact Update nigga
Gayboy Steamie projecting HARD
You can compliment me all you want but I'm still not going to redeem it, Rajeesh.
twisting everything into a gay scenario
why are you such a faggo
timmy can't even bribe me to install his shitty app
Weird.
Learn what words mean first before speaking. You can't even manage to finish typing words either.
not listening gay boy
Yeah, because you can't read.
Already bought it, it's okay. They fucked up the kick and falling physics on the zombies but it's enjoyable enough. I'm still just gonna play old games.
not reading your faggot fantasies you sissy
Game so bad it's free
Deep Silver sure went down hill
We all know exactly why they changed it, but years past it could have simply been that the actor nailed the interview, nepotism, lack of options, trying to reach a different demographic, or maybe even a last minute replacement.
These Eurofags have taken the woke shit to another level, I imagine they sat around in their 50x50 single room office space in gay sweaters, whining about how pale and stale they all are and how embarrassed they are to be alive.
what does that even mean?
It mean EPIC is going to OWN steam by giving away some shovelware indie game they’ve already given away seven times, a few cosmetic items for some F2P game, and a AAA title from four years ago.
Reminder Valve has never given out anything as good as this
They did, several times. But also, why should they? They’re the winning team. They’re on top. They’re not the ones trying to buy customers for a digital store that, by Epic’s own admission, isn’t even profitable