I believe this is what you guys call "flopping hard"

I believe this is what you guys call "flopping hard"

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SEED
and
FEED

My Doom Slayer FunkoPop said the game is good and I feel epic as fuck playing it

primary platform is PC

barely 30K on the weekend

it has denuvo you delusional copium nigger
no one is playing your generic shooting slop

pirate players dont appear in steam numbers you massive retard

least angry newfag

it's not released for everyone yet, just you wait

okay it's released for everyone but it's not weekend yet

okay it's weekend now but hugo still sucks cock

muh gaypass reeeeeee

Absolutely pathetic.

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E33 was on gamepass too and didn't have denuvo and destroyed Doom's numbers.
Doomslopers have to accepted defeat, there is nothing for them left to grasp on.

no matter how good any game is im not fucking paying 70 dollars for it

Pirate players of doom don't appear anywhere because they don't exist.
I am gonna say again because you're slow, it. has. >>>denuvo<<<

indie game

sub 10k 24h peak is a flop

AA

sub 100k 24h peak is a flop

AAA

sub 500k 24h peak is a flop

for AAAA projects like this with budgets soaring to hundred of millions it needs to have at least a million players at all times for a year not to flop
deal with it shill

Until it is Chuck

games mid as fuck at best
schizophrenic "what?" with boomer COOLGUY(tm) BADASS(tm) moments at worst

doomguy gets on his fucking dragon

revs the handlebars

FUCK THE WIFE IM GOING FOR BEER BOYS YEEHAW

do first mission

ok tutorial level, not terrib-wait the "secrets" are on the map. eh whatever.

cool first real level

DOOMSLAYA SLAYADOOMMAN SLAYA YOU HAVE TO GET IN THE MECH PUNCH TIME GO GO GO EPIC BADASS STEMP ON TANKMSP YEEEEEEEHAW

oh no the doomslayaguyman is breaking the control, hes TEARING DOWN THE SYSTEM FUCK YEAH SO EPIC

jk shock his balls harder

>FUCK THE WIFE IM GOING FOR BEER BOYS YEEHAW

Fucking based, gonna buy it. Thanks for shilling it

SLAVA
AND
KYIV

pc

primary platform

Fuckin lel

If you think OP is shilling Doom you have some kind of intellectual disability

HAIL
and
KILL

the nu doom games have less players with each installment despite costing exponentially more to make

That is not a good sign Anon.

sardonic false flagging damage control, your game flopped shill, god hates you, your skin is brown, i flush you down, you will never be a woman.

Yes, Doom is a PC game and always has been.
Just curious, what do think is it instead?

I can't play, I'm parrying!

Name one AAA game that doesn't have fewer players while having exponentially increasing costs
I'm not defending nuDoom, I'm hoping the whole industry crashes

PC being the primary platform for anything beyond spread sheet simulators, and women farming money from whatever new release

You mean in a long running series? There isn't one outside of Nintendo I don't think, and I hope for the same. Eighty fucking dollars plus digital deluxe editions plus season passes plus microtransactions plus pre-order exclusive content plus paying to play before launch, get the fuck out of here. Bunch of fucking Jewish assholes.

You mean in a long running series

Naw even comparing AAA games to others from 5 or 10 years ago

Haha get shit on retard PC is irrelevant because the hordes of browns on piss5 will buy any slop imaginable, like asscream shitshows!

Let me get this straight, you want to compare numbers between a game who just released and old games?
Do you understand how dumb your argument is?
Every single AAA that released this year did better numbers than this.

guys its on gamepass
noone was gonna buy it, it just doesnt make sense
the game is amazing its literally just 100% gamepasses fau-

whats this

someones rushing the ring

OH SHIT OH SHIT TODD HOWARD OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH THE OBLIVION ELBOW

interesting, if the normies are turning away from this one then that might mean it will eventually be Anon Babbles favourite

Sorry anon Doom the Dark Souls Ages is a game fine tuned for console experience first and foremost.

tuned for console

Slow.
Sloggy movement.
Cant jump.
Bingbing wahoo jump pads.
Garbage Vehicle sections straight out of 2010.
MMO Busywork padding.
Simon Says parry system where you don't even have to touch the object you're parrying.
Shit, he might be right.

well it's easier to compare numbers in a series than new games to old ones, and shit like doom and ass creed prove it's definitely happening

I agree, the DOOM games have been garbage lately

eternal was garbage too, not surprised this is a flop

That is insanely bad for one of the supposedly biggest FPS franchises in gaming.

it's not a shooter anymore

Open game

It says nvidia driver update is required

Tell it to fuck off

Game runs anyway

Runs better than friend with almost 1:1 hardware but gameready drivers installed

lmao
o
lmao

noooo AAA gaming isnt crashing

niggers fucking DOOM, the new DOOM game, from that series DOOM (the one that has a movie with the rock and even my grandpa knows about, the series that literally means pc and fps gaming) has less players than some fucking early access asset flop AND fucking UBISOFT (the company with ASSASINS CREED) is about to go bankrupt
if this isnt the sign of the times I dont know what is

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it feels like the late days of the soviet union where everyone knew the system was going to collapse but nobody wanted to admit it or change the system so they just rode it out until it collapsed

This true, all those resource heavy requirements can only be achieved in pc. In consoles it looks like and runs like fucking ass

SHIT
and
FART

has a movie with the rock

That used to mean a lot less back then than it would now, budget-wise

hype peaked with 2016 and has been downhill

DOOM is a console game retard.

i know right
it feels like the super bowl getting less views than an office rerun

Build the base combat mechanics of the game around parrying and glowing autism circles instead of shooting.

In an FPS game

Retarded normies and redditors call this "Innovation".

What the fuck did ID mean by this?

Based and gastrointestinal-pilled. This whole gen’s been a flaming shitfart anyway, might as well embrace it.

I could have swore Eternal only came out not that long ago

2020

Fucking hell

I will explain because you are a dumb nigger.
Denuvo has a very poor rep for tanking the performance of games.
So a number of people simply wont buy until the Denuvo is gone.

I think paid early access puts off more people from buying it than they make from the extra money. No idea why devs keep doing it. The only exception is if it's an MMO or something. The strongest marketing it day 1 where everyone on the internet is talking about the game and I think most people who see that they can't play unless they pay an extra $20 will just move on and forget about it.

its free actually

consolejeet doesn't include FPS as the OG PC genre

it's not a REAL game

No FPS is a "console game" especially not doom

I didn't even like Doom Eternal. I felt like it had too much stuff going on during combat for a fast-paced FPS. You've got the flamethrower, the ice bomb, grenades, dashing, glory kills, it's just an overload of too many features.

I just prefer classic boomer shooters with 9 weapons.

Weird because Eternal was also garbage, why was that a success while Dark Age flopped?

Except Gaylo.

Because Nu-Doom was a fad.

Real answer because videogames are influenced mostly by their last entry. That's why AC Valhalla sold as much as it did despite being dogshit.
Origins was good(didnt sell great) > Odyssey sold great + was good > valhalla sold great + was broken and bad > mirage/shitows flop
doom2016 was good, eternal sold good, eternal was mid as fuck, dark ages sells poorly.

It's crazy that it's already fading into obscurity while older releases are still relevant. What a turd of a release, it's sad

too expensive

HOP
AND
PARRY

Until it is done

hop

"jumping" in this game doesnt feel like jumping
it feels like some grandpa standing up straight really quickly

lmao this, who wants to be blocking in a fucking doom game?

Yes, it is. Doom Eternal should have wrapped it up for a longer while. TDA is derivative and people have already had their fill of boomer shooter for now.

But at least it's not failing because of dumbass self-sabotage via woke nonesense where its supporters feel obligated to buy it just to prove a point.

Multiple reasons

well optimized

came out during the beginning of the pandemic

animal crossing/doom meme

fast-paced combat which zoomers love

latest big ticket AAA for normalfag retards

31k

Oof

Can't dab in Dark Age

It flops

Expected. Dark Age isn't epik

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Total budget?

Sneedy Gonzales

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Monster Hunter Wilds - Don't think about the percentages of people who stuck around though that paints a very distressing picture.

Only retards type id in all caps

People largely gave up due to niggershit performance.

Retards also need clarification, see if typed simply id you would have though that I made a grammar error. By putting it in caps even retards like you understood what I typed.

2016 was good and started the Doom hype. People expected the same thing when they bought it but got scammed instead. This time they knew what to expect so they didn't fall for it twice.

2016 had incredible legs from positive word of mouth and people who liked it flooded into Eternal.
Eternal was and still is polarizing because the gameplay was a departure from 2016 with a sharp learning curve. The people who bounced off Eternal are leery about this new entry and the people who loved Eternal are pissed that Dark Ages threw Eternal's core gameplay into the trash.

Doom Eternal was a million times better than Doom (which was a boring, one-note piece of shit); this new one is probably better than Doom as well.

world still has more players than doom

Game is DOA

I know you're ESL but "id" is not an abbreviation and you sure as fuck don't pronounce it eye-dee. Literally no one would think it was a typo.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Id,_ego_and_superego

Sequels dont sell because they’re good, they sell because the last game was good (which Eternal wasn’t)

The real question you should be asking is how they fucked up so hard that it only took one sequel getting a free pass before normalfags stopped giving them the benefit of the doubt.
Normally it takes at least three fuck ups in a row before that happens

"I'd" exists you fucking moron.
That's what I meant when I said you would think it was a typo. But you are on another level of retard beyond the average anon. So see? I knew what I was doing.

all nu-doom is dogshit and everyone who says otherwise should hang themselves

Maybe selling 15 hour long game for 90 usd is not such a good idea.