HOW did this happen?
DOOMBROS
stand and watch my wife get fucked
here's how
Are we pretending that Doom had anywhere near the hyper inflated budget of AC and Veilguard now?
Doom guy did say that
Dunkey just gave it a good rating. Except at least 80k concurrent by Sunday.
Its on pc gamepass, kinda seems obvious to get that instead
game pass or nothing
im not paying $70 for a game that doesn't hold up to its $40 predecessor
Dunkey
12 years old at most
I find the design they went with so bizarre. Like, I can understand them going to a new style of gameplay in an attempt to liven things up regardless of it being a good idea, but who the fuck thought having a bunch of colored coins that look like their right out of bing bing wahoo land was the way to go?
Lol, what the fuck is this, Tohou?
my lord satan the color coded attacks are backfiring you said this would work!
satan isn't canon in doom, it's some gay hulkbuster dude
thats really gay
imagine going to hell and killing demons and there just isnt a satan to kill
its actually funny to think that the slops of yesterday that flopped, are actually massive success by comparison to the slops of today. IMagne Concord's number of players: 700 being a dream of some dev as he just knows that his slop that costs 500 000 000 is probably going to have 200 players max.
YO
HO
HO
HE TOOK A BITE OF GUM GUM
meanwhile in reality
Early slop benifited from good will. After their sloppiness was shown, people became chuddas and now don't want to buy anything that isn't streamer approved
My man, you can literally see in that pic the months of release.
Use your brain.
game releases on Game Pass Day 1
has a low Steam player count
Anon Babble laughs about how nobody’s playing it
reinstalling Doom 3
please tell me this is fake
sorry anon
it's fucking over
what if we took doom but added a shield to slow the combat down?
captain america
is this seriously promotional material
one of the doom memes is "bro hes so fast hes like a man on crack" why the fuck would they lean into the opposite
they removed glory kills as well lol
you just punch them and they gib
when you add water to wine that is already watery, alcoholics wouldn't even want to drink that shit.
you should've finished school
stand and fight
half the game requires running and jumping to progress
Because game pass has proven to be detrimental to games. Allowing people to pay 9.99 for games when retail is 60+ is fucking awful.
This has to be the down syndrome journalist ameritard difficulty right? RIGHT?
Doom3™ plasma rifle is the BEST and most kino plasma rifle of the franchise.
Game is too fucking expensive and demanding for pc what they expecting to happen?
DOOM is now a bing-bing-wahoo bullet hell
Now cue the zoomies that will claim that was Carmack's original intention when creating what he called a "sci fi horror" game
How has it been detrimental through games because of their player count? Goypass is one of the only dumbass subscriptions I pay for, and I have absolutely no interest in playing the new DOOM.
doom was always an arcade run and gun game, the original was supposed to have bing bing wahoo extra lives, doom 3 is a shit CODdification of the original vision
doom 3 engine has very good lighting
if only games nowadays could do something even remotely similar
Squid game ass gameplay
That is the default game speed. Not sure why people in the development process made the game this slow. The whole concept of a game speed slider is fucking retarded too. The only way you make it tolerable and seem like a real game is if you start getting around 130-150 speed but by that point there wasn't enough quality control to spot inconsistencies with certain enemies on higher speeds. It'd be alright if the standard difficulties actually meant something, but even non-tweaked nightmare in this is basically kiddy land.
the game becomes more playable if you turn the speed dials all the way up. still pretty lame though.
Fucking hell
arcade
zoomer, shut the fuck up, jesus christ
I actually like the gameplay but everything else sucks. I will only replay if there is a mod or setting to cut all the fat out and just play combat encounters. The eternal campaign also isn't great but at least the DLCs are there for constant action.
deranged
It's on gamepass!
Other gamepass games have done well before. Clair Obscur, Oblivion remaster, Starfield. How is Doom: The Dark Ages the exception to this now?
$70 games are becoming a tougher sell.
And just like that, I'll buy it when it's at least 50% on sale in 3 months.
When Doom shills told me to get hyped for this
Unironically, how did people trick themselves into thinking Dark Ages would be good?
More like ZOOM the SHART Ages lol
But it's been confirmed since yesterday shadows wasn't a success and valguard was so bad that they refuse to show how many people bought it. To say there more success then doom because there player count is high is astroturfing to new highest
Microsoft
It's self explanatory really.
vocaroo.com
Play the original Doom with the classic tank controls and play it slowly. It's a pretty creepy game. Even in E1 you had stuff simulating your webm (pitch black rooms with alarm lights in-betweening)
Waiting for a keep the dead mod Luke 2016 and eternal had. Disappearing corpses is gay, I want to see the carnage
the dark ages
is actually set in modern times
well they also thought dragons and megazords belonged in doom so idk
It's a bit too expensive, I don't want to drop seventy bucks unless I ultra need the game, and I have 3 games in my backlog. I bet your backlog is donzens of games
I want Yukari to pin me down on my bed and fuck my asshole deep and hard while her bare chest presses delicately into my back.
Faggot