It's bad

it's bad

Welp I got memed

It's Rockstar's best

sounds more like you got filtered

Sounds like you played this 12 years ago and still has the nostalgia glasses on

empty as fuck and small world

ALL missions are: ride horse to location, kill bad guys, repeat

post your 3x3

post your favorite game

Zoomers hate good video games

More at eleven

You play Rockstar games for the story, writing, dialogue, etc, never for the gameplay.

it's bad

no son, YOU are the meme

Open world es LE EMPTY!

You say this about every open world game.

ALL missions are: ride to location, kill bad guys, repeat
CONGRATULATIONS!! THAT'S EVERY GTA AND RED DEAD GAME IN EXISTENCE!! YOU'VE DISCOVERED THE FORMULA!!!

like gta iv except the characters don't suck ass and the gameplay is fun

That game was impressive at the time, but it doesn't hold up by todays standards at all. I remember thinking it had near photorealistic graphics back in the day, when GTA 4 was my only frame of reference. I replayed it on Ryujinx back when it released on Switch, finished the whole game with all the side missions in 17 hours. Could've sworn the game was twice as long from what I remember.

why isn't it a bloated, drawn out piece of shit??

no i don't, nigger. any other strawman?
okay faggot, doesn't make the game automatically good

Disingenuous cunt

seethe moar

Now why would you go and do a thing like that?

Literally the same exact fucking gameplay

lose at poker

throw dynamite on the table

shotgun blast all the cops

What have I become?

I got memed

What meme?

This, except with Armored Core 6. And The Elder Scrolls: Over-Encumbered.

You play Rockstar for the kosher goyslop not for actual video gaming

It's automatically better than 2 since Rockstar weren't so far up their own ass with their Euphoria engine bullshit so it still controlled like a video game.

You eat babies.

I accept your concession.

You know who else got memed?

who

racist shop owner first goes on how he hates blacks and jews, but then starts saying random groups of people and then gets eaten by zombie for being heckin schizo racist

racial scientist is tweaker on cocaine and stupid because he thinks that indians and niggers are dumber than whites and gets educated and humbled by wise indian guy that actually knows how to write

80% of the game is riding on dumbass horse and only remotely fun activity is treasure hunting

This game didn't prioritize being fun videogame and chose "telling the story" instead, only one up that it has over rdr2 story that it is slightly less gay and has a bit more entertaining characters
Gta is fun, 3 is fun, vice city and san andreas are fun, 4 is sometimes fun, 5 is bloated with content and fun if you use cheat engine in online. Driving is fun, shooting and exploding shit is fun
Rdr guns are just normal guns but shittier and shoot slower, max payne 3 is much better rockstar shooter. Riding the fucking horse is not fun

It's not even as good as the first game.

I stopped Max Payne 3 because the gameplay was short bursts between unskippable cutscenes. I'm on a Gen 4 SSD and a CPU an order of magnitude higher than what was available when it got released, and I'm supposed to believe that it's still loading the next level 10 minutes into a cutscene.

it is the first game

youre bad

No, it's the second of the trilogy.

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The ending still makes me tear up

it's not part of the trilogy

we eat BERRIES!

I accept your concession.

**BLAM!**

The first five minutes of this shitshow is absolute seething about Christianity and dunking on the native savage scum

Then you immediately get shot. Expectations subverted thanks Rockstar!

Name three open world games you don't feel are "empty"

WHO

WORK YOU DAMN NAG

Literally all of your complaints can be summed up with "It's a fucking wild west outlaw game."