Hides in a corner as you get beaten to death

Hides in a corner as you get beaten to death

I think Dev is a pretty swell guy

i hate this guy like you wouldnt believe

did he run away again or is this the same incident

why do zoomers care so much about fake and gay eceleb drama?

wat?

follows lead's call

demonized forever for it

nta, but he did a livestream session with some hack indian psychologist who basically kept telling piratesoftware he is a narcissist and pirate was completely dumbstruck for the rest of the session because he has been found out

It's modern version of celebrity worship. Modern generations simply moved away from movie stars to these weirdos.

i dont think its zoomers. why would zoomers watch some fat jew play world of warcraft when they could be watching a game they care about or a girl with her tits 90% of the way out?

WHY ARE YOU WALKING BRO

I didn't care and thought it was funny, then I saw the video where he was actually too stupid to grasp the quantum puzzle room in outer wilds. if you didn't play the game, it's basically a big reveal about the quantum mechanics of the game and not even a real puzzle and more akin to a portal tutorial puzzle. that room is one of the big AHA moments of the game, and if you got there without any help, that shit should be piss easy to solve for you by now.
but this stupid, retarded fuck couldn't do it. he waltzed around aimlessly for minutes, gave up, went to the toilet to look up the solution on his phone, came back, sits down, goes

uuuh, let me think guys...

oooh, I think I have it! I know it guys! *solves it instantly*

then I found more videos about him, streaming how he instantly solves the hardest community puzzles of a different game, which thousands of people had to solve over several weeks I think, while pretending he is doing this all without looking it up.
this guy cares deeply about being perceived as smart, while in reality, he is a below average IQ narcissist.

More like swollen guy look at those cheeks, he's not starving for sure.

the funny thing is, he fucked up less by comparison than almost anyone in the group (except the priest who actually did her job), it was a complete shitshow. it's entirely his arrogance and refusal to admit that he had, in fact, fucked up, which got him singled out in the aftermath.

Watch his talk with Dr K, he sees straight through him and spends like 2 hours just obliterating his ego

The "lead" had been playing for a few weeks where "Thor" claims he's a 20 year vet and he played his class and role worse than anyone else there

I saw some snippets of it, where starts talking about how he cannot admit fault because he doesn't feel any guilt, but he framed it as "I would be lying if I apologized". I once thought I was a bit of a narcissist, but damn I'm far from reaching his levels of bullshit.

This, he constantly talks about how great he is, and then people started posting pvp compilations of him and his guild getting owned
youtu.be/9ecAatdNojY?si=l5XJNUOF0ENVHb6u

Obese bald man who has played thousands of hours of Warcraft here.
The person at fault was the tank for pulling badly.
The mage did contribute. He did slow some of the mobs by casting a blizzard.
If we're blaming the dps for not fixing the tank's mistake, the rogue could've saved the run but he sat in stealth instead of pressing even a single ability. Not a single spell in his kit was on cooldown, not even vanish.
As far as I can tell this drama is about not liking the mage player instead of the facts of the situation.

He's a manchild, dude. This video says it all, made me realize I had been subscribing to developmentally stunted child for years.

youtube.com/watch?v=pbJO8M4Yiaw

He has like a 8 minute segment ranting about how, as a kid, he was too smart for school, other kids are assholes, he doesn't want to socialize or participate in event because other people tells him to do it, intentionally does a shit job at making a year book (and fails a basic task showing he's unreliable) to play video games, skips graduation because "he doesn't care" about the ceremony, proudly skips prom to play video games alone, and shows that he just leaves friends and his girlfriend without a word just to never contact them again. All of that just to say "my life is liminal, I don't feel like I have closure".

I know this type of guy, I grew up with them in my school. He's 100% making post-hoc rationalizations for being a socially inept kid with few friends, bad personality and inconsiderate towards others, taking some kind of pride in his irreverence of ceremony and tradition. He's rationalizing that as an adult and clinging onto to it, and he's still insufferable when he's not talking about something purely academic or analytical.

sup Jason "Thor" Hall

You slowed the mobs for under a second

"lead's" call:

run

short way to say retreat

not every man for himself
Channels max rank blizzard for 0.5s, ignores mana gem, blinks away.

How come you guys started calling him Thor?
Casting a blizzard for 0.001th of a second would still be more than what the rogue did.

Watch his talk with Dr K

I would, but pirate's audio setup is so trash I can't listen to it.

Based, dropping those losers who can't fucking decide what to do and pull even more mobs along the way in that situation isn't a mistake.

He calls himself thor

I think that everyone who's sucking that drama don't even play wow, I met way worse players than him, an actual scumbags or players who really don't know how to play the game and make everything worse just by participating in a group content.

Rank 1 blizzard

>follows lead's call

again with this retartded narrative?
He literally didnt follow the call, the retards stops to cast a max rank blizzard
Kys dumb rat

MAGE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!? -rogue who isn't there either

shoo shoo ESL retard

The problem is that pirat was the one saying things like "Well, I picked mage for those moments when I can clutch it up and come through when things go bad" but the second the retard feels a bit of pressure he panics and 20 years of experience seem are gone.
the only people defending his gameplay are asmongold and esfand, two of the biggest boosted apes in wow.
no one can seriously defend the lies and gaslighting that followed this whole drama.

oh Anon Babble? yeah, so Anon Babble works like this. the site is basically a hacker mekka. the site uses encryption that make all the users have the same name. maybe you've heard about anonymous. the famous hacker group? yeah, thats them. so i was actually working at Anon Babble for a couple of years. the site admin moot, after hearing about my hacking skills, contacted me on discord where we talked for a bit, and he hired me as a security guy where my job was to keep one of the boards free from spam and remove off topic threads. my dad was one of the original oldfags, and moot actually based pedobear on him.

guy gets fed up with retard group

leaves them to die

Why am i supposed to think this is bad

the thing with classic moviestars is you moslty just saw what their pr wanted you to see.
these retards are worshipped showing they inane stupidity and corruption in plain view.

You''l understand when you're older than 14

ok done
oh still don't get it, can you find an argument now?

Worked at blizzard

Doesn't know how to use blizzard

Pottery

This nigga gay as shit but least he did something funny leaving them to die

guy gets fed up with retard group

leaves them to die

gets gkicked

It would happen to you too.

wife survives cancer

her father dies

she wants kids now

divorce her and move in with a troon

run a ferret "rescue"

ferret fursona

He 100% molests those poor animals.

I've left hundreds of retard groups to die, everyone has

We know pirate, but everyone isn't an asshole

How would casting more blizzards help the tank who was letting the mobs daze him and was slowed? You people don't even understand the game, he needed to cast a counterspell if anything.

There's a video of him talking shit about another mage player, how it was "painful to watch" and saying how that's the reason why he's specced into blizzard slow so he can use it in such situations.

Then when push comes to shove he ends up channeling the high level more costly blizzard (1000+ mana) for less than a second instead of the low cost lvl 1 version (300 mana) wasting tons of mana. Both of them slow for the same amount so there's 0 reason to cast high lvl blizzard there. He didn't use any if his resources to get mana back to help his team. He didn't sheep anything, he just blinked away.

They had an earlier run where he butt pulled a mob himself then started running without telling his team he fucked up and his team barely got out while he was the first to leave the dungeon.
They weren't that lucky on that last run. Oh and he used the high level blizzard instead of the low level one in that fuckup too.

People in that group made mistakes, they admitted to making mistakes... except him. Only later he comes back and instead of saying "yeah, I fucked up" he just went "everyone made mistakes but I don't deserve this amount of hate".

He's a fake person and narcissistic asshole and it finally caught up to him.

How would casting more blizzards help the tank who was letting the mobs daze him and was slowed? You people don't even understand the game, he needed to cast a counterspell if anything.

You're such a retarded fucking nigger
It's so clear that you never played wow and only watched asmongold talking about it
Fucking retarded nigger kys

Didn't ask about your parasocial opinion of some faggot streamer. Regardless of his failure to downrank he had enough mana to do salvage the pull anyway. The problem are his choices of spells cast. Frost Nova would've helped, poly would've helped, but a warrior who is getting spammed with Frostbolts & letting himself get dazed is fucked if his only support is a Blizzard as the he wont outspeed the mobs unless Frostbite procs. In the clip in OP's screenshot is from nobody in the party admits to anything while one of the guys who played even worse immediately started yelling at the mage.

no you.

Immediately starts talking about eceleb out of nowhere

Cool projection, retard twitchnigger

You dumbasses are missing the point about this entire drama. It’s not about what he coulda shoulda done. It’s about how he was being forced to apologize by that rat Yamato(the rogue). Yes he should apologize and say he could’ve played better without needing to be told to but when he is being ordered to by yamato it would be a humiliating act of submission to comply. It would be especially humiliating because Yamato is a whiny little brat who is also an egoist which is why I’m on pirates side even though he is absolutely a narcissist, dog shit at a game he pretends to be good at, bitch puzzle cheater boy who abuses ferrets, and I hate his guts.
It’s the equivalent of telling some who is overreacting/upset to calm down. You are genuinely brain dead if you think that will help the situation as, again it is an act of humiliating submission to comply with that. No one wants to have their ego shattered like that and it’s cruel to force someone into that position. The only reason people do this is because secretly they want to humiliate the person further and force them to dig a deeper hole or they are genuinely misguided/retarded to think that’s a good idea. Personally I think the latter is extremely rare. Pirate said it best at the post interview: “he wants me to grovel at his feet and beg for forgiveness.”
It was later revealed that Yamato is a loathsome piece of shit, smiling and giggling after tyler1 died like a chad.
Don’t misconstrue me. Pirate is absolutely a complete tool and deserves to be humiliated like this but don’t leave out the fact that Yamato is also a hand-biting whiny bitch loser who I wish died along with the noble priest who played her heart out.
TL;DR pirate is an egoist, Yamato is a rat, warrior is not great at the game but at least admits to his faults and priest did the best she could. Biggest mistake of this group was bringing a feral druid who are notoriously useless in classic wow

he was told to apologize because it was obvious he should have, he doesn't get a pass because being told to do what he should have done for free is "humiliating"

Don't reverse who is at fault here

same, I hated him from the moment I heard him speak.
don't you love when the tide turns on people like that

Look at all these faggots simping for a narcisstic furry with a voice changer.

learn the difference between a tactical retreat and a rout

apologize to the powertripping retard who played the worst in the group

when you yourself didn't do anything wrong

you guys are mentally ill or something idk how else to explain this

Flawed character and background story that serves as a build-up:

Smug

Narcissistic

Punchable face

Uses obvious bass boost to make his voice deep... really cringe and insecure

Postulates as 20 year WoW vet

Glamourizes his nepohire coffee boy gig as "ex-blizz employee"

Very Incompetent in actuality

Has recorded history of bailing out at first sign of trouble

Still acts tough and pretends like living on the edge is where it's at.

Flawed Gameplay that breaks the camel's back:

Not poping Mana Gem and Robe

Not using r1 Frost Nova and Blizzard to mitigate the situation

Crash out/Aftermath that only exacerbates the situation:

Resorts to "technically..." arguments

Blame everyone and everything except himself

No courtesy to even put up a portal, just teleports away

Play hopeless victim

Threatens to use his ex-employee connections to dish out bans in-game to all those who give him flak

Cherry picks in order to mischaracterize all criticism and negative feedback as harassment

Copyright strikes animation parody that uses his voice for maximum accuracy.

Lashes out on everyone, including his viewers and guild mates

Doubledowns on everything

Refuse to learn after being made a parriah

Burns down all bridges rather than try to reconicle

Runs away from HC WoW scene like a roach he is

It's so much more than just "I was just following orders man!".

I'm objectively calling the gameplay as I saw it.
You're the one making a judgement based on who is controlling the characters instead of what actually occurred in-game.

It’s about how he was being forced to apologize by that rat Yamato(the rogue).

People are more interested in Pirate because he's a way bigger streamer and how he handled this whole situation.
As far as I know Yamato asked for personal accountability not a direct apology but I could be wrong.

Personally I'm glad I heard about this because through it I found out about the other skeletons in Pirate's closet:
-the second life furry shit
-his bullshit about Eve Online
-how he was a sperg and got bullied out of Ashes of Creation
-how he faked solving puzzles in games

That last one was the funniest shit for me.
"Wait a minute.." and then repeating "I'm not crazy!" while he pretends he solved the puzzle by himself was amazing.

when you yourself didn't do anything wrong

Come on now...

You forgot the bullshit DMCA on that game that didn't even have any of his voice clips.

I'm like 100% sure that is his voice now, I don't think he faked that. You can hear him in more recent interviews and shit and he sounds the same.

Chat...

I'm objectively calling the gameplay as I saw it.

They were all trash at the game, thats the objective fact.

kek

the funny thing is, he fucked up less by comparison than almost anyone in the group

He literally almost wiped them the previous run and they had to run because he pulled a bunch of mobs, and did the same thing. Ice blocked and blinked out after aggroing.
He fucked up the most because he did not do his job. The other fuck ups are minor ones that yes, would lead to a wipe potentially. But straight up refusing to do your role? That is a massive fuck up.
Its the difference between a healer missing a heal and throwing it on the wrong character, vs a healer refusing to heal because you did not say pretty please.

apology

humiliating act of submission

Grow up. Only teenage shitheads think in those patterns.

lead says we got this

ignored

lead says please just fight them we can kill them

ignored

Yeah, when you have selective hearing, its not exactly following calls.

rogue calls to fight

stays in stealth asking why the mage isn't fighting

apologize now mage

>lead says we got this

we, as in the whole group

Somebody care to post vid?

all I know is that piratesoftware is gay and should die on camera for my own amusement

who cares retard
this is the reality of hardcore
if things go wrong, people will immediately try to save themselves and abandon you
this is true even in real life most of the time. you're not playing with your wife, you have no reason to protect these random streamers that aren't even your real friends, everyone is gonna do this

the same hack indian """""""psychologist""""""" that got reckful killed?

sorry retard, if two people do nothing and hide, and one of them demands the other apologise, they're getting told to go fuck themselves lmao
if its the warrior or whatever, we'll talk, but the rogue who hid, offered zero help - even less than you - doesn't get to speak at all actually. they are worse and should be getting slapped harder

dude are you talking about dr k? if true then that's hilarious. although I find dr k a bit suspicious, too.

for example he never disclosed that he only went to monk training in summer and not the whole year. as far as I'm aware he only talks about his "years" of monk training and never mentioning this little detail. and from a marketing perspective I'm aware that "every summer for several years" is not as catchy but it's still a form of deception.

I haven't watched the interview but if it's real then this seals the deal for me. as a therapist he shouldn't embarrass even a jerk like piratesoftware in public. what a shame because I liked him and I assume the information he provides is factually accurate despite all of this but still

this case is a litmus test that separates the sheep from the men. do you take responsibility for your own actions and strive to do the best in every situation despite the odds or do you hide behind words and rule lawyering?

the site uses encryption that make all the users have the same name

you've really nailed his way of talking about anything technical

-the second life furry shit

-his bullshit about Eve Online

-how he was a sperg and got bullied out of Ashes of Creation

-how he faked solving puzzles in games

what is it with wow streamers trying so hard to appear smarter than they really are?

ok done

happy birthday anon

most streamers are narcissists

Can we all finally agree that what he did was the right thing? Why risk you character with these retards?

Why risk you character with these retards?

to be a hero and protect those that are weaker and less capable

nah he misplayed and didn't apologize

meanwhile in bizzaro world

you may call me crazy chat but even though the lead said to run I recognize that this situation is still salvageable in so far as I'm able to save the other players with my mage abilities that are specifically crafted for situations like that

and look at that! I still have an item to replenish my mana!

it's risky but there can be no bravery without danger!

and even if he failed, even if he weren't able to save a single person and died in the process, it would be a far better story (and look). he is being paid to play games anyway so even leveling up a new character is not so bad in the grand scheme of things. it's also the perfect starting point for a redemption arc

it appears I overestimated myself

no worries chat, I will take responsibility by making another mage character and asking other mage players to coach me

so one day we can return to this dungeon and get our revenge!

he could have had it all. if only he weren't a vindictive jerk...

Doesn't press blind

Doesn't press cheap shot

Doesn't press gouge

Doesn't press kidney shot

Doesn't press apply crippling poison

Doesn't pull aggro and press evasion

Doesn't kill the dogs that die to 3 sinister strikes

Doesn't kick the free casting mobs

At 100% energy the entire time

Mage what are you doing!? Apologize for playing like shit right now!

e-celeb cock sucking thread

pathetic.

player who is new to wow vs "wow veteran" "former blizzard employee"

So low IQ so subhuman so mentally inferior to literal children who also play the game he cannot figure out how to press any button whatsoever

Wtf is this argument

completely irrelevant to the topic.
we all know the entire group is shit at the game, except one of them claimed to be good.

dude, 20 years experience and a I even worked for blizzard

let me explain you what these talents that have descriptions in them do

hehe see this one? I got it to save parties in dungeons because I'm cool like that, it's called improved blizzard, like a little company you may have heard about in which I worked

man we need to get rid of petri gameplay bro, it's so boring, face your challenges! if something goes wrong, keep fighting!

it's winter, in winter a phenomenon called blizzard happens, curiously enough I worked at blizzard not sure if you knew haha

sorry chat but that's not how it works, here, let me explain you quantum mechanics *pull up paint*

do this

go there

sap that

follow this route

that's not how is done

"im not the shotcaller dude, it's the guy that started playing 6 days ago and hasn't said a word the entire run"

*character runs out of mana*

*starts sweats profusely*

*people dying around him*

"now we wait"

we are considering saving a lizard in our sanctuary, funny, lizard resembles the world blizzard, I used to work there you know

*casually casts ice shield while 100y away from any danger*

"I have no mana"

"I did nothing wrong"

gets gkicked

"guys, you are sullying friendships with that attitude"

gets mocked live on stream by his friends in front of thousands for having an attitude

"nothing I could do"

every single top player disagrees with him

"I was told to run, I ran"

*gets told to kill himself*

"ACK"

"lets do a blind run of this game, no cheating guys, we don't cheat in this house haha"

why yes I just casually solved this game secret that took the community weeks to solve

*fucks a ferret*

Does nothing

obssesed

Hides in a corner as you get beaten to death

and the female party members get raped by the monsters

when are we getting a game with such features?

Do you see my energy? What am I supposed to do for you.

f95z, tags: NTR, male protagonist, horror (optional), rape

you win this time, I should've said MMO

Gonna be real not a single one of you fucking idiots are even talking about the actual important issue. Which isn't surprising given where this is, none of you have even half of the intellect that I possess. Anyway, the actual issue at hand has nothing to do with this MMO drivel, it's the fact that his game STILL hasn't come after getting a lot of money for it and then EA money as well. He took it and ran, no one is talking about how important this is because you are all idiots.

ss13, but you'll only find furry erp. closest you'll get.
either way, any mmo with any sort of sex will devolve into furry erp

eh gross

Isn't SS13 the pedo game

His game is shit, so no one cares that's it never coming out.
And his fans are retards who deserve to have their money stolen.

the furry erp servers are, but its not inherently pedo

nigga he's a mage, they are by far the most broken fucking class in classic wow for anything mobbing related cause they do not have to interact with mobs what so fucking ever. all he had to do was cc them

Oh he's swollen alright
But yeah, he's great. I wish Kirche stopped being skitzo about him.

At least use a frost nova man come on you instantly ran you didn't even look back *clicks sprint and runs without casting a single cc*

dude are you talking about dr k? if true then that's hilarious. although I find dr k a bit suspicious, too.

for example he never disclosed that he only went to monk training in summer and not the whole year. as far as I'm aware he only talks about his "years" of monk training and never mentioning this little detail. and from a marketing perspective I'm aware that "every summer for several years" is not as catchy but it's still a form of deception.

I haven't watched the interview but if it's real then this seals the deal for me. as a therapist he shouldn't embarrass even a jerk like piratesoftware in public. what a shame because I liked him and I assume the information he provides is factually accurate despite all of this but still

Far as I know he didn't, he tried to get P-rat to understand why his way of thinking is malignant by asking him what he could've done better and how he thought it made people perceive him, he couldn't understand it which likely proves that he is exactly that.
Don't think he ever tried to embarrass him, ratboy did that by himself.

It was a very funny interview. He was polite the whole time but almost immediately called out Pirate for not telling the whole story and presenting the situation in a way that benefit him. They discussed his pomposity and the way he talks as if he's objectively correct, and they talked about his habit of justifying actions in a manipulative way. The Dr K guy accurately nailed Pirate to the wall, it was fantastic.

I'm really glad to hear that. the world doesn't need more villains

guy who is shit at wow makes shit plays and is a known league player.
what are you even talking about?

I'm really glad to hear that. the world doesn't need more villains

Socratic method is all you need to sink your average narc, they're not exactly intelligent, trump proves this everyday.

careful socrates was killed for annoying everyone with his method

The funniest part is
All he had to say that "I fucked up, I panic and run away."
Instead he doubled down and wanted to gaslight everyone that it's not his fault and he could have done absolutly nothing

And then blames himself afterwards. The major difference between these two

"an image of a quantum object is the same as a quantum object"

"wheres an image?" *searches room for image*

"an image of a quantum object..."

"we don't even have an image though?"

"there's no image available..."

*reads phone for full minute, dies*

"there's nothing in the room that looks like the object"

"unless we make one... wait... WAIT"

*does exact solution to the puzzle*

youtu.be/flSC3OiTvA8?t=492

He's the target audience for "wait a minute, that card!"

umm he has like 4 black badges from def con?
he is super smart he doesn't need to look up guides

shut up!
he worked at blizzard you know?
maybe he just learned how to figure puzzles on the fly with the godgamer raidleader Max

confirmed to be carried by his teammates, judging by how he well solves puzzles

This hippie-haired, caveman-voiced midwit starts popping up on my feed

Instantly dislike him

Even when I agree with what he's saying he has this smugness and tone that makes me think he's a cunt

Months later people start turning on him because he's a cunt

I need to trust my gut more. I can sniff em out. I knew Karl Jobst was a cunt too and that was before I saw the PUA videos.

Some anon put it nicely the other day:
hyper aware autists > sociopaths > normies > hyper aware autists
its the new rock paper scissors