IT'S FUCKING SUNDAY

IT'S FUCKING SUNDAY
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA

A reminder for the indians being posted to anti-shill the AA success to prop up Doom

Its on GamePass. Game is success

You're right G, my bad.

Sorry why are we mad at Doom?

its bad and not a Doom game, and the publishers and devs are being rightfully punished.

also charging $80 for a 10 hour campaign is daylight robbery

I don't like generic regurgitated slops.
Those soulless games need to die along with their retarded boomer fanbase.

Game is great I’m having a lot of fun. Who gives a fuck about steam charts nigger?

Have fun because you ain't getting another one.

Because it's worse than both 2016 and Eternal.
The raised price tag for the base game when there will be DLC campaigns coming anyway doesn't help.

the figures are low because everyone who started it on Saturday has already completed it

I am and that’s fine. I have 3 doom games since 2016 and all of the .WADS and originals to keep me busy.

It's a dudebro normie game, the kind of mouthbreathers that play games like this are playing it on console.

why does Anon Babble hate being BAD ASS???

This is pretty bad. Another sign of it not doing well? They haven't' announced even player numbers yet. Even Clair Obscur actually announced sales.

think you mean the only people capable of playing it are on console

requires ray tracing gpu

NO WONDER WHY Anon Babble IS BUTTBLASTED.

The game is quite literally filtering poorfags from playing

It's boring, full of woke girlboss shit and the music sucks.

it's not even that good looking game, why the fuck are they going for rt even

31k

31k

31k

31k

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH

31k

31k

31k

31k

WHAT THE FUCK

This happened because of woke. It went woke. It's woke.

why the fuck are they going for rt even

So they don't have to put any efort into the lighting.

everyone is in the church. tomorrow will be the day

True actually.

What do these words even mean? Are you saying that Expedition is good or bad, can you speak in plain English?

Is that really in the game?

it's DOOM'am!

It's just standard shaudenfreude, no-one's immune to it.

This image is depressing.

every $60+ game that releases on gamepass flops

What kind of a cope is this?

It's fucking DOOM release on the fucking PC LMAO. And it flopped at 31k. Starfield got like 300k people on PC despite being on Goypass. steamcharts.com/app/1716740

Fucking WO LONG got 70k on PC despite being on Goypass and you never even heard about that game. steamcharts.com/app/1448440

And this is FUCKING DOOM we're talking about. THE PC FRANCHISE DOOM.

NOTHING you say will ease this into being anything other than a CATASTROPHIC FLOP

31k

31k

31k

31k

Time to drag it behind the shed, yes.

What has Microsoft to do with Expedition 33?

yes
nexusmods.com/doomthedarkages/mods/4

couldn't even break 150,000 concurrent

flop

Are you ok schizo Anon?

You're forgetting about the 20 million game pass players.

unveiled at Xbox showcase

day 1 goypass

reddit lost
jeets lost
chuds won again

LMAO

You may have had a point if Doom Eternal wasn't on gamepass day 1, and got over double the concurrent players, while also being 5 years older (steam playerbase has been growing massively year on year)

the game is faster than eternal at 150%

It's on Gamepass

literally same as Doom TDA

Eternal wasn't on gamepass day 1. I believe it was the same year but it wasn't until later. I think it was the first zenimax game though.

80$/Euro
Is on game pass for 1/8 of that.
Requires a ray-tracing GPU.

The game pass thing especial why wold anyone pay 80$ for a game they can beat over a weekend on game pass.
And before you say MUH owning the game will be on sale in like a few years for like 20$ so you can "own" the shit out of it then.

you could say that the game... is doomed

I don't even know anymore, same way I don't understand all the Expedition 33 shilling.

TORtanic.

Put simply, it is shit.

Maybe you're part of the target group if you don't see why TDA is shat on?

this obsession with popularity with unwashed nerds is really weird and annoying, who gives a fuck how many people bought

NURR DURR IF IT SELL BAD THAT MEAN BAD

absolutely retarded

who gives a fuck how many people bought

People who expect sequels, DLCs, patches, updates etc.

It's a rhetorical question you absolute mouth breather.

DOOM might not have sold well enough to get a sequel LMAO let's throw a party where we play nothing and talk about how girls hate us because we're shit

OK Anon Babble

I'm not a fan of w*stern game, but I don't understand how DOOM is underperforming,
It's quite an apolitical game with mass appeal + very strong brand name.
Is it just too high PC requirement + $70 entry price that turn off most people?
maybe most people are playing on PS5/XBOX? or Gamepass, but we don't know te numbers

We just had Oblivion and E33, both dozens of hours long, for 50 euro. This shit's 80 euro for a 10 hour campaign.

And this is FUCKING DOOM we're talking about. THE PC FRANCHISE DOOM.

and Stellar Blade sucking all the coomer bucks

try playing games instead of just shitposting and you'll know for yourself

It was never gonna reach Eternal numbers because Eternal had the COVID boom.

Same deal with Animal Crossing, there's zero chance the next Animal Crossing game gets 20mill sales. It'll go back to the usual 2-4million mark and Anon Babble will be making threads about it being the most catastrophic failure ever.

This really isn't the own that you think it is.

10 years ago might as well be in another dimension when it comes to playercounts.

80$/€

always online

mandatory rtx

runs like shit

worst game in the series

OK buddy (retard)
chartposters and the people who circulate them are and always will be total fags

Wtf... Maybe eternal did ruined the whole franchise

What the fuck? That's a way bigger difference than I'd expect. Are those just new chinese/indian users who didn't have access to the internet before?

Keep seething and posting in chart threads, nigger.

It's a brand new title, basically it dropped most of what makes classic Doom both in setting and gameplay and people are torn about it, the director Hugo says he was inspired to add parrying and slow down player movement because he's a big Sekiro fan

newfag, we hate all games here

Doom Dark Ages flopped because.

The setting and gameplay change.
To much story.
Composer from the first game is gone.
Always online.
Microsoft sold everyone a Disc with no game on.
The game is too expensive.

I'm so happy this game is selling like shit, you guys. Imagine once they close id, so much stuttery UE5 dogshit is going to come out and studios are never going to develop their own engines again. I'm getting a chub just thinking about it, holy Christ.
bassssssssssssssssssssssed

Didn't it reach over 40k?

It's the Chinese for the most part, yeah.

access to the internet

They had that. They didn't have rigs for mainstream slop.

I got Doom 2016 on sale and it was sitting unplayed in my library, but because of this drama I fired it up and it's really fun

girls and numale fagots got touched by the tearjerk story

and you can stay retarded

I don't trust a single thing regarding game's reception I read on this imageboard but especially regarding Steam.

Doom Eternal is not a "divisive entry", at least not on Steam.

It has 176k user reviews and 91% postive. Sure rating is a bit lower than Doom (2016) with its 145k reviews and 95% positive.

Let's be real, it is still popular, played and well liked on Steam.

44k yeah steamdb.info/app/379720/charts/

Eternal got bucked by 2016

They don't own the game and are not funding it either.
I'm sure they got a good deal out of it considering how popular it turned out to be, but they are not even close to being invested in its success compared to TDA.

zoomers need something to take out their childhood being over on and they blame game devs because it's clearly their fault that games aren't as fun and not that they're bitchy little faggot twits getting older

why do people care about success of anything? if you are above 80iq you should understand it

Too expensive
Too demanding on my hardware which isn't even a few years old

if you don't act like a middle school cheerleader over video game sales and what people play then you're STUPID

alright that's enough, later retards, nice shit thread

The numbers are in.

game itself is already too expensive on top of forcing ray tracing

We could talk about how the slow motion looks obnoxious, how the gimmick sections are incredibly fucking lame, how they watered down Eternal's mobility and mechanics to appease god knows who, but that is first and foremost the main reason why TDA is not doing so hot.

Funny thing about that was seeing snarky fuckheads on Bluesky sneering at those lowly poorfag peasants for holding back progress and voicing their displeasure because they're essentially forced to buy into this tech that is still a performance hog and poorly implemented in most games.
These are supposed to be the kind and tolerant people who fight for the little guy and are vehemently against any form of elitism and gate-keeping (let's be fucking *real* here; the vast majority who flocked to that website did so as a symbolic gesture because of Trump, and everyone knows these are garden-variety neolib progressives).

TDA does not even look particularly impressive, and I even saw people having numerous crashes at launch. The fact we're forced to buy into this meme tech, especially in today's fucked up economy is simply unacceptable. On top of all this, E33 has been shaming other AAA games HARD with a much lower price tag.

Simon says traffic light parryslop. It hasn't been doom since 2016.

its incredibly ironic that such an iconic American franchise such as DooM should be the first high profile victim of Trumps tariffs, imagine asking almost a hundred bucks for this chit

we

im not. i dont even think about nu-games. they cannot even match 20 year old slav jank

buy the game and then you'll know whether or not it's worth 80$

That's a studio ending flop, God DAMN.

its free on Game Pass, fucking stupid ass thread, fuck Sony and fuck Steam

Both Doom and Expedition 33 are shit, Ranjeet.

Reminds me more of painkiller than doom, I don't mind it, you can get around most of the nonsense by disabling it in the difficulty options, you basically can make the game you want to play.

E33 and Oblivion are also on gamepass.

my GTX 970 ran Doom Eternal just fine
I'm not buying a new graphics card for a game that barely looks different, PC players should push back against this sort of waste

its on gamepass

its not the weekend yet

-you are here-

its not summer break yet

its not christmas yet

well at least it was better than eternal

People want more DOOM gameplay

Add some random fucking bullshit that isn't DOOM (Dragon, megazord ect.)

What a fucking surprise.

shut the fuck up

Ironically the upcoming Painkiller reboot looks way better.

The game is performing terribly and nobody really knows why. Very strange.

Oh well.

So was expedition 33 and oblivion and they sold like crazy

Second weekend usually defines the highest player count peak.

too poor to buy a six year old GPU

are all PC users third worlders?

it doesn't represent pc gamers any more

ue5 skyrim remake incoming

So what's actually wrong with it? I haven't played doom for like... 20 ish years. I didn't like the new Doom being a FEAR rip off and then I didn't like the one after that being everything I hate about FPS games with the constant weapon switching shit.

Why don't the demons just stop firing green projectiles? Are they retarded?

LMAO

turns out your iq is way below average and your default reaction is primitive anger instead of thinking

Personally I'm mad at M$ specifically. They want $80 for games now and they just put out a Doom title that's objectively worse than the last two entries and only has 30mb on disc. Should I be happy with this? Because I'm not.

playing satanic video games on the Lord's day

shiggy diggy

What's more blessed than fighting the minions of Hell?

Why are so many people defending a shitty game? Is Doom paying for a shill army?

Based King of kings enjoyer.

Love to see it
Next time you make a game with Doom in the title make it an actual Doom game

vague bullshit inflated numbers out of nowhere that cna't be translated into market performance and compared

Can't wait for that retarded rental shit pyramid to crumble.

I don't get this snide.
why are you like this? who hurt you?

Well, one day they won't keep you busy anymore. Your fun will end. You're doomed to eventual boredom.

DUDE JUST UPGRADE EVERY YEAR LMAO WHAT ARE YOU POOR??

PC gaming didn't work this way in the past. You'd usually upgrade once or twice per generation. Now you have to buy the latest Njudea scam card every year just to run the fucking game like a botched console. And Njudea, holding the monopoly, knows this which is why it backdoor greases the devs to require its latest scam card.

So now publishers are faced with additional dilemma: When to release the game in sync with the latest wave of PC gamer upgrade. And PC userbase, being so diverse and non-centralized, cannot be easily predicted. Especially not in current tariff sanctions fucked economy war between Orange Kike and Winnie the Pooh.

So the result? You release your latest slop and the previously huge install base is simply not there anymore. You essentially released your latest AAAA shit game for few thousand enthusiasts or people that happened to upgrade at the time. Like a release title for a brand new expensive platform. PC was a gold shitting goose but they decided to rape it out of greed and lack of patience.

People didn't buy $400 PoS5 just to play God of War Ragnarok.
People will not buy a $400 GPU just to play Doom Dark Ages.

Just play Project Brutality, retard.
It's better than all NUDOOMs combined.

moddb.com/mods/project-brutality

Sunday is the Lord's Day and as such should not be defiled with childish games about d*mons and S*tan

I have not and never will spend $120 on a video game. I'll get it when it's 80% off in a year.

looks like people no longer have interest in story focused single player games

Sunday.

Found the catholic spaniard. Back to mexico.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS A MASSIVE SUCCESS SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS A MASSIVE SUCCESS SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS A MASSIVE SUCCESS

Yep. We should make the next Doom an extraction shooter, that'll surely sell!

every $60+ game that releases on gamepass flops on every other store

Anon thought he was being smart by excluding Expedition 33 with his 60+ thing, but turns out he's still retarded

i'd unironically rather play the retro dooms

dev takes game into a bad direction

gets financially punished for it

Explain in detail how this isn't something I should be excited about.

Imagine if GTA6 flop like this LMAO

Imagine once they close id, so much stuttery UE5 dogshit is going to come out

Almost nobody is using the retarded id engine these days. There have been 3 id-Tech games in the last 5 years, 2 of them are doom and one of them was a movie.

It doesn't even need to flop, a mid sale/fails to meet expectations will kill it. I can't imagine how much it need to sell in order to make their money back on release.

Should need to sell at least 4 times more than elden ring to be on the green

I can't imagine how much it need to sell in order to make their money back on release

It needs around 30 million to beeak even. Possibly more depending on how much the Israelis on Madison Avenue trick Take 2 into pissing away on useless marketing.

Why do we celebrate flops now but get mad when games like GTAVI will inevitably succeed ?

ban steam charts threads

Apologize.

That little pause is fucking hilarious.
Even Mario and Luigi attacks feel more threatening.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I hate video games.

It means the shilling was more organic than I thought it would be.
I will pirate your game ( though I have such a huge backlog, I might wait for a sale).

Looks like guitar hero

womp womp boomer
doomslop is dying, you should too

80$

ray tracing

HOLY SHIT

What the fuck is this shit?

It's just what modern Anon Babble has devolved into. Game does meh, it's a flop, game does well it's paid numbers and shilled. There is no mid ground

ACTUAL SOUL
THIS IS HOW DOOM WAS ALWAYS IMAGINED TO BE

the RT barrier to entry is retarded if I was them I would be adding a non-ray traced version asap

but le ray tracing has been around for 7+ years

why the fuck would you expect anyone to upgrade when these new games look no better than shit released a decade with no meme tracing

its bad and not a Doom game

So just like 2016 and Eternal.

where do you all getting the $80 from? it's $70

It's 80 euros in yuropoorland, and they're justifiably non-buynary as a result.

Dance Dance Revolution

focusing on steam numbers when the game is 7 times cheaper on game pass

????
you guys understand that the majority of players are playing on game pass, right?

Yeah, but people are still buying the original 1990's dooms. People will still probably be buying this DOOM too, in 2050 something, and for only a few dollars on Steam sale.
Your laughing when the longterm looks financially, and popularly good anyway.
The game is on many, "bucket" to do lists. Eventually.

i've already finished it, and you will have to wait a year lol

They're both RPG's and who the fuck subscribes to Gamepass for a month for RPG's. Especially a TES game since people play those for decades.

just checked

it's real

wtf, 80 bucks for a game that'll amount to maybe 20-30 hours of content? lmao those slimy rats

10-20 hrs

Imagine the hubris to think "yeah, Doom the Dark Ages is totally worth 60% more than Expedition 33."

goypass

that's just worse desu, it shows people aren't interested in paying to own it and play whenever they want and see it more as disposable entertainment

it's fucking DOOOOOMMEDDDD

STAND
AND
FLOP

70usd+tip

how much do you americans actually play tax when buying games on steam?

Gotta go to church anon

Watched LGR's review and man was he trying really hard to be positive

the parry is not that bad once you get used to it

there's physics because you can shoot props and they break into splinters without physics

I don't even know what I'm looking at, I just see colors and press buttons

gameplay is pushing forward instead of arenas

there's less customization than Eternal and that's more streamlined and there's fewer weapons and combos which is different

the soundtrack is..... existing

I hope they remove denuvo haha

Every state is different l. Some have no sales tax at all. As a general rule places controlled by democrats are likely to have higher taxes.

Aren't those numbers huge for a JRPG?

You gay ass fucks want Doom to fail now too? God damn. All I want is for the games to be good enough to warrant $20 in a few years.
You mongloids just want everything to be bad, and when the general public thinks something is good, they're just shills.
What the fuck is wrong with your brains?

I want this Doom to fail because this Doom is ass.

i was excited for the game, but seeing gameplay i changed my mind.

Yes, it's insane and will benefit the genre as a whole

You gay ass fucks want Doom to fail now too?

Marvel's Doomvengers? Yes.

Oh fuck it is Sunday. Where the fuck did my Saturday go?

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All I want is for the games to be good

we all do, anon.

id Software deserves to fail for:
1. Not releasing the source code for id Tech 5, as it was planned by Carmack.
2. Not dual licensing id Tech 0-4 to the BSD-3-Clause license.
3. Start using proprietary middleware.
4. Simply creating a bad game that appeals to no one.
Don't be a slave to brands.

You're not a very good liar.

I dont really care about the game either way, ill probably play it at some point for 10 bucks on gamepass. What im mad about is the price tag and it deserves to fail for that alone, lest we get another great industry standard

I don't want "Doom" specifically to fail. I do want all games with:

80 yuro price tags

denuvo

always online singleplayer

forced rtx

to fail by default. Even if it was a god tier game otherwise (it's not), I could still not abide by those shitty practices and would not want to support them in any way.

Not mad, I'm gonna play it. I have a 4070 and I'm pretty sure my PC can handle it. I'm going to wait till it's on sale before I buy it. That or one of my friends will probably buy it for me. Whether I play it now or in five years is irrelevant to me.

I just hope Hugo has gotten his gay Warhammer/Fantasy/Marvel shit out of his system now so that they can go in a more interesting direction next time.

I don't hate Hugo, I think its cool he's a passionate designer and all. It's just I hate his artistic sensibilities. So now that he's gone as far as he can with this shit, he can drop it entirely and do something else in the next game.

This is what I don't get. Doom wads are largely just Doom, but with creative level and enemy placement design. It maintains the incredibly simple formula of, "You got weapons, You shoot them. Scrounge ammo from the level."

There is no reason this formula could not work for modern AAA Doom. Spend the time to make cool, intricate levels. Think about how to place enemies. Update enemies movement and behavior during sequels. Charge a reasonable price.

Doom is the perfect series to follow the mantra of, "Keep it simple, stupid." But no, instead they want to make it boring fucking arenas, tie some gimmicks to the combat, and shit up the story with stupid shit that no one has expressed like for.

Modern developers are fucking retarded.

It all returns to shilling

that's what i've always said, doom is the gold standard of fps design there is not reason to try and re-invent the wheel especially for a doom game

Fucking hell, just find some version of OG DOOM with enough bullshit overlayed on top of it to satisfy your inner graphics whore and call it a day. You will be happier.

Because they abandoned the game's identity to go after the Marvel crowd that claps in the theatre when Captain America shows up to save the day!

he bought a meme card

he thinks required memes is a GOOD thing when said meme eats 80+ frames to meme

Stop talking anytime.

its shallow but im just sick of looking at european dark fantasy settings and parrying mechanics

You're not shallow.

Doom is not meant to be a rhythm game
and on that same note, a good rhythm game requires good music which dark ages doesn't have

the age of the poorfag has begun.
expensive games requiring expensive hardware will flop.

Well, one day they won't keep you busy anymore. Your fun will end. You're doomed to eventual boredom.

Yo, Captain Doomscroll, quit whining about my fun expiring like it’s your day job. I’m ripping through Doom and .WADs, loving every second, while you’re preaching boredom like a wannabe Gothfag. Nothing’s pointless if I’m having a blast. Keep crying in the void—I’ll be fragging demons.

Time to kill the franchise again

God I wish
but suits aren't smart enough to know where to cut losses

Imagine if GTA6 flop like this LMAO

I don’t have to imagine, GTA VI will massively undersell due to no one owning a PS5 or Xbox, 90% of gamers these days play on PC only and the rest on Nintendo, they should have made GTA VI PC only

What Nier mod is this?

Halo is dead, Doom is dead
All hail microsoft and it's numerous indian workers

Yikes

Can you elaborate on what you mean by "not a Doom game"? No memes. No platitudes. No vague non answers. Explain precisely what you mean in significant detail.

Because it’s not a Doom game. Doom doesn’t have shields, parryslop and cinematic cutscenes. If you want to make a game with that as focus just call it a new IP. Unfortunately that would involve artistic integrity and risk taking which is asur.

waaah, waaah, spoonfeed me!

Go play the game and figure it out by yourself

Underrated post

So you can't answer. Got it. Imagine being a reddit contrarian and trying to disguise it as shitposting in 2025.

It's a Doom game in the name only, just like Bungie's nuMarathon

I ain't paying 80 euros simple as

Eternal Chads won

Anon Babbleedditors lost

Dear oh dear

reddit contrarian

oxymoron

Anon Babbletard doesn't want to play the game to form his opinion, instead wants reddit essay on why Saaar Ages doesn't live up to the Doom title

Kill yourself you stupid nigger monkey

what's wrong with the gameplay?

Snoys and tendies are mad that xbox has gamepass, and an ostensibly 80 dollar major title is just on their subscription service and doesn't suck wretched ass. I'm almost done with it and thought it was fun. Been upping the difficulty but I'll probably drop it once I hundo it. It's DooM. You play it, enjoy it, then fuck off to something else.

SeeIt also has just as many bugs as Shartfield

can't actually explain what he thinks is wrong

Its barely doom at this point, you have doomguy and that's it
I heard he even fucking talks in dark ages.
This is just another marvel superhero game imo

memes and buzzwords

Your favorite sexual position is in the cuck chair holding a phone camera, isn't it. I can hear your hairline screaming towards the back of your skull from here. Like a golf divot from forehead to occipital bun.

whats the consensus on doom eternal? i only played 2016 and thought it was alright, i didnt really like the setting/map you were on most of the time

Its new and v doesnt play new games, they proclaim everything is garbage and slop. A game thus not performing well will be celebrated and seen as a victory to the user.
The "I did nothing how great am I?" virgin.

if you're playing it once it's okay (which is bad since the game costs $80)
if you want to replay the game (like ultra nightmare), it's absolutely terrible as it's slow, long, tedious. the gameplay doesn't match the game at all for fun replayability (and it's currently not even advised as it only save at the beginning of chapters, and you can crash, with some chapters being super long, tedious and difficult)

Normal people are doing other things like going to church

redneck inbreed kike woshiping christcuck thinks the whole world is like burgerland

kek, lmao even

Why are Xbros the only ones to know how to boycott

lower than troonguard

grim. people were right to hate on eternal

I tried E33 because of all the shilling and refunded it after 1 hour, no idea why everyone is pretending like it's kojimbo tier shit. Is a good game compared to the usual modern slop but it's nothing amazing.

Gonna be mega embarrassing for Doom to be outsold by a Metroid Prime

we have multiple games on gamepass day 1 and still hitting six figure playercounts. for a franchise like doom, this is not okay.

>redneck inbreed kike woshiping christcuck

you okay there bud?

Sure, I have foreskin.
Can you say the same mutilated inbred?

Just means more people are taking the Gamepass pill. Oblivion was already 50% on gamepass, upcoming games will just see an increase in that percentage

single player FPS

12 to 20 hours campaign

80 yuros

i only played 2016 and thought it was alright

I would say skip it unless you're just itching for more FPS games. eternal was more of the same, but it still felt like a step down.

I thought E33 would get fucked by Oblivion shadow drop. KInda funny that it and unexpected success of E33 screwed Xbox first party game instead lol.

I want fat fuck hugo to get fired, yes.

I won't buy it because it won't reach 120fps 4k native on my 5090, simple as

Calling Nu-Doom a Doom game is like calling a Big Mac that had all of it's ingredients changed, the packaging changed, the burger flipper who assembled it changed, the manager changed, the entire joint building changed, the owner of the franchise changed, the ceo changed, all of it's shareholders and owners changed and the company logo changed and still call it a Big Mac despite it not looking like a Big Mac, not tasting like a Big Mac and literally not being a Big Mac by any definition other than it being called a Big Mac for whatever reason.

euros

Not our fault you use Sandnigger Colony money. May as well use Zimbabwe dollars.

If you don't see what's different between eternal and dark ages then you must be special kind of inbred retard

pajeet defense force projecting his insecurities

lmao, Martin should've paid you better

As yes, I forgot you count everything in rupees

I love how whenever shills try to defend the game being slow they post clips of the player zooming across the map

look, look how fast it is

while there are 5 enemies and they stand still and shoot slow fucking red green projecticles at you in a giant map while a retard zooms across it doing nothing

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU BASTARD MADE TYPO, I WIN YOU BASTERD
DOOM DARK AGES IS GOAT
HATERS ARE GONNA SHIT THEMSELVES
YOU BLOODY BENCHOID

preach

Eternal killed the series the moment the devs though "what if heaven is le evil?". It is not only totally uninspired at this point, but it spells out aesthetic death.

Doombros, not like this...

kys gachafaggot

Serves Eternalfags right, obnoxious elitist thinking weapon swapping and press X to execute were high brow of FPS gameplay

i swear the gaming industry is one big humiliation ritual. constant SA behind the developer studio's scenes, constant fucked up diversity quota checks, constant fucked up parties where they are dancing in the woods with entrails off white babies. How much longer, Anon Babble?

All I want is for the games to be good enough to warrant $20 in a few years.

Are you stupid? The harder it flops the faster you can get it at $20

If Doom Dark Ages sold well, it would mean more $80 games. This is the right track for them to realize that it's not a profitable road.

just consume product

Hey how do I git gud at Cruelty Squad? The first mission is filtering me. Do you really use the lean that much?

Cuphead has first person mode? Right on.

Yeah no shit. For every retard who says git gud there are 2 who hate the game and 1 who thinks it's meh.

Kick

dude dudebro

No. It's söy slop for spics who larp as whites

Oh fuck. Ok

stop doing RPG elements

likes "leveling up" (an RPG element)

garbage image

You will never be a woman, tranny

Be patient in tribulation brother.

Thanks for beta testing

he thinks 4channelers whining has any impact in game quality

lol
baited me I guess

XBOX ruins everything it touches

Doom ran so parryslop could finally end. THANK YOU DOOM.

I'd be willing to pirate it if it gets cracked.

delete this

bitching about big budget new games for no reason is all Anon Babble is about

denuvo so it'll likely never be cracked. Devs are so spiteful they tend to keep denuvo enabled years down the line

for no reason

forced ray tracing

$80

simon says gameplay

doesnt even run well on high end systems without FG and scaler slop

go to bed, todd.

idiot, denuvo is a subscription that costs a fortune
it'll be removed one day however dark ages will be $5 by then and it'll still be too much

cope lol
maybe you'll find a job within a year

STALKER 2 was also on Game Pass btw

Are there any developers left who haven't fucked up?

idiot, denuvo is a subscription that costs a fortune

Oh wow, another one of those insiders that knows exactly what 2 businesses are doing behind closed doors. How are there this many of you on Anon Babble?

Veilgods, I kneel.

Cause it doesn't run on our PC

You're not supposed to point that out.

this game is by far worse than DOOM Dark Ages too.

Denuvo, a Digital Rights Management (DRM) system used to protect video games from piracy, can be subscription-based for developers and publishers. While the end user typically doesn't pay a recurring subscription to use Denuvo-protected games, developers and publishers can purchase Denuvo through a subscription model, granting them access to the technology and its features for a set period. This subscription can be for a specified duration, with access expiring if the subscription isn't renewed.

retard alert

Oh well. I won't lose any sleep over it.

Retards.

then why do EA leave it on all their games? Dead Space remake, a game that's over 2 years old still has it.

I refuse to buy any game that uses ray-tracing.

Yeah that was pretty sad.

had a shit, drinking some coffee and playing Oblivion Remastered. Life is good.

because it's not Doom anymore

Another Xbox flopperoo...

I did and it's better than eternal and 2016, what now?

Not even the definitely not sponsored amazing Dunkey review could save this game

Cod damn it really is truly and utterly over for this slop, isn't it?

It can't just be a self contained shooter with minimal plot there needs to be LORE and TEH DOOM SLAYA needs to have an epic mancave where he keeps his comic books and funko collection

Can't wait until they make him a step-father in the next game, should be pretty funny

it is for the 2016 onwards era.
look at the 2007 to 2016 era though.
thats north america and europe.

He has schizophrenia

It requires a modern computer to run and retards are still seething after Eternal was too hard for them

because they release the same game every year and "people" buy it every year

Sorry why are we mad at Doom?

Games are shit until proven otherwise, that is how Anon Babble generally works.

I'm playing it on Nightmare and it doesn't have that speed, it's a bit faster and if there are enemies around, they attack you from behind.

VeiLORDS run this shit, Geoff better get the GOTY award ready.

needs to have an epic mancave where he keeps his comic books and funko collection

I'm glad shadow warrior finally died with 3, that shit was so cringe

I get the distinct impression that literally the only reason some anons are pushing back against criticism and mockery is because they don't want Anon Babble to have another "win" (i.e. being right about a game shaping up to be a disappointment).

Nice pc market retard phil

redditors gaslit themselves into thinking doom 3 is good so they seethe and beg for any other doom game to fail

it's not that I'm wrong, it's just that reality doesn't line up with what I'm saying

Thank you, insider-kun.

Steam chart and metacritic threads should be a banable offense

Some companies like Sega and Ubisoft are grandfathered into the old perpetual license where they only have to pay once. The subscription model came afterwards.

Chirstcucks will seethe

only europoors like doom. and theyre all gonna pirate it like 6 months from now

Another guy working for Denuvo appeared. Could you please leak the source code? Maybe that'll help people crack that damn thing.

You need a machine to play.

Playing through it, I sometimes forget this is even a DOOM game. Feels like a fanfiction that just so happens to have the Doom Marine in it.

Me personally? They are charging $70 and trying to charge more for dlc.

normal well adjusted ANON.

Why are zoomers obsessed with how many people play a game?

Retconned, they're gay aliens from outer space now

silence gachafaggot

because if its flopping , it's a good sign that these developers will get the message that forced RT and $80 games arent going to sell. Meaning if they release a game again, it'll be a lower price and it wont have RT requirement.

Eternalfags fucked it all up by demanding the game had to cater to their turbo autistic way of playing games. It HAS to have eighty things to keep track of so gameplay looks like a seizure inducing mess of quick zooms and weapon swapping.

Everyone knows sunday is the day youre supposed to play doom

It's a joke from another image you autist

I really wanted to like this because the combat is really fun. But holy shit, the soundtrack is horrible and the story is mediocre/cringe and actively ruins the franchise. Also, backtracking and open level design fucking suuuuuuuuuuucks when the move speed is that slow even on sprint. They really shouldn't have upgrades / gold tied to exploration...

Rollslop runined it.
And 2016 ran on toasters. How the fuck is this running at 30 fps on "low" settings on a 3070?

Aww grampa is mad eternal is too quick for him, don't worry, dark ages is right up your alley

Revenge for how they raped Eternal.
2016 is one of my favourite games of all time.

doom 2016

DA

anti soul fart gas...

Why the fuck the rtx 2060 barely run DA, while 2016 runs nearly at 200fps?

Just know your kind fucked over the series and made them overcorrect.

Also a mediocre flop, although not nearly as bad as Doom

Really wish mods would just permaban fags that just shit on every game no matter what. Idk when it happened but Anon Babble is so fucking garbage now, every game has to fail. And if it doesn't fail? Well obviously it's bots and anyone posting about it is a shill. Just garbage

Isn't it on Gamepass?

Nah that was people that got filtered by the marauder. A simple boss where you just need to keep your distance and shoot when he flashes green filtered millions

IT'S FUCKING SUNDAY

why are you posting a steamchart instead of enjoying your day off

moore's law isn't dea-

Read the thread retard.

Anon Babble: indians shitting on indians
It's funny that being called pajeet hurts more than being called a tranny these days.

You're just making up a narrative now. No one complained about him.

Doom was never good. Fuck you, normalfag, I want everything you like to fail.

why do we want this to fail again? are the devs woke?

I hope the mandatory RTX implementation was worth it for them

it's fucking Sunday and yet here you are posting on Anon Babble instead of fucking someone

Thank god, I love doom and doom eternal but your on fucking fent if you think I'm gonna pay $75 on ANY fucking game. I hope this year game devs all tank hard and we get smaller, higher quality games back at $49.99 or lower

Because it's not a 1:1 match of Eternal. That's literally all it is.

I live in Los Angeles, and my sales tax is 9.75% (was 9.5 for years until recently). Thankfully there's no sales tax for purely digital goods, AND websites offering day 1 discounts like Green man gaming and fanatical exist, so PC is by far the cheapest platform for gaming. I boughted Doom TDA for about $55 buckaroos.

fuck off and write a book sissy. the internet isn't your personal fucking social club where you can smell farts with other retards and autismos like yourself.

Is a good game

refunded it after 1 hour

based liar

I did for Expedition 33, it's not that long
But I'll probably buy it the first time it goes on any kind of sale

Doomguy can't handle /ourguy/ Yasuke's BBC

easy, pchods are poor and cant run it

i'm sorry, but if you spent $80 on this shit you're a retard and you deserve being scammed.
Bethshit and Microshit are trying to ass fuck you weirdos. they are so blatant that even the most shrivelled up goy puppets wont touch this shit.

2060 was the budget card for the first gen with ray tracing.

doom was supossed to be our sacred vanguard against slops and fagshit
we lost

no bipoc transqueer folx

It never had a chance

There's a disgusting tranny that's bossing your around don't worry

Doom FagAge

Can't they just not be gay and release a version with no ray tracing?

kek based retard you should buy dark ages twice to REALLY pwn me

but there is nothing graphically that justifies such gap in system requeriments

Which one are you playing right now Anon Babble?

Ntr kino

to think if they didn't REQUIRE RTX it would be much more higher, killing off poorniggers maybe wasn't the best business idea

This slop costs 80 euro in Europe
What the fuck were they thinking?

cat farm and pals chads ww@?

around $5

there were people that thought it would break 50K over the weekend

LOL

80 euro is a normal price to pay for a 10 hour game, faggot. E33 and Oblivion are setting up unrealistic expectations, you can't just make 50 euro games in the current market.

Does the game give an explanation why some of those bullets randomly end up being green? Some sort of "slayer instinct"? Or does just just happen... because

Even 50k would've been pathetic.

that is 3 hours of work if you don't buy lunch or le morning coffee, grow richer

6% in my state, but it varies. Worst case scenario is like 10% but most states are around 5%.

Absolutely, I just thought it was funny that they thought it would go any higher.

They are thinking "very nice, extra goypass subscribers, doesn't matter that most of them are probably just trials, there will be SO MANY suckers who will forget about their subscription"
Or something because frankly otherwise it's just a joke

why do people who care about something care about the direction it is going

Are you stupid?

I truly don't understand the RT requirement it doesn't look any better than eternal for it to be forced upon the player

Realisticially speaking, how much does gamepass have to do with these numbers?

Care to name what job pays 27 euro per hour in Europe?
I am ready to laugh at your retarded answer burger, don't disappoint me.

Good / popular games still sell well even if they are on gamepass.

On PC? Definitely enough. When I have the choice between paying €10 (or less if they're doing trials right now) or €80 for a shooter I will most likely finish in a week and never touch again in the future, I most certainly won't buy it on Steam.
Then again, really, consumer spending is weird nowadays, people regularly buy the "3 day early good goy" edition and apparently they make up 50% of the playerbase, if not more, during launch week.

but there is nothing graphically that justifies such gap in system requeriments

Mandatory raytracing is the cause. DOOM TDA got hurt by gamepass and microsoft mismanagement. Execs decided TDA was gonna be gamepass filler, so they slashed the budget and the devs had to resort to using ray tracing to save time not having to manually work on the lighting. Microsoft in its infinite wisdom then decided to release Doom in a stacked month full of critically acclaimed RPGs that would take up everyone's time. Fears of GTAVI probably had a role in compacting the release schedule, and management is too scared of pissing off shareholders to announce a delay of Doom, even though a delay would have HELPED sales. It's a complete shitshow.

what are some examples of games doing better on gamepass than anywhere else?

Look, I know our management hates Doom TDA, but does anyone know when our advertising schedule is changing? I'm tired of spamming the same anti-Doom posts. Are there any other games coming out that will change up our tasks? Or does our boss have a vested interest in seeing this game fail?

I forgot this thing is €80.
So the strategy of making this so expensive is to get people playing on gamepass right?

social media manager for a gaming company, any more dumb questions?

what are some examples of games doing better on gamepass than anywhere else?

There are none.
Anyone who mentions gamepass is coping.

It's been four fucking generations of cards that have been ray tracing capable, it's perfectly natural that it's beginning to become the standard at this point

It's just a dumb setting for doom, medieval doom with space niggers on your side? Really? They couldn't think of something better?

I didn't think it was this bad
grim.

I want you to think really, really hard, overclock your two working brain cells.
Are those 2 and a half social media managers who like overrated shooting slops, buying doom enough to make it anything else other than a monumental failure?

standard doesnt mean mandatory. games made in 2025 still offer 1024x768 you corporate cock sucker

How would we know? There aren't any numbers, at most you will get shit like "goypass grew by x% in month y", no shit you will get more subscribers when you release a popular game on it.

And it won't be long until all AAA phase out the lower end because ray tracing is simply the future of video game graphics
You can piss your diaper and call me a bootlicker all you want but we're just going to keep seeing more and more rtx-only games as time goes on until it becomes the standard for the entire industry, we're just seeing the first few drops now and it had to happen at some point

there is a lot more of us than you think grandpa and yes my post of the purchasing the great game of dark ages got a very well deserved response via the metrics

How much longer, Anon Babble?

until god returns.

Bad game makes people mad
Good game makes people happy.
Simple as that really.

food analogy

argument invalid.
Also You cant use the ´´not muh doom argument`` when the modding scene literally make anything doom now

yeah no this push wont last long if every game with forced RTX flops. this doom made 0 people buy a new card because of it, people simply refused to play it

there is a lot more of us than you think

The numbers don't lie, boomer.
It doesn't matter what stories you make up, your generic shooting slop is dying, you should follow it.

i will never understand why do zoomers obsess with steam charts for single player games

I will never understand why boomers keep making soulless generic slops.

i will never understand why do zoomers obsess with steam charts for single player games

Sorry Hugo, you lost!

dynamic lighting is being pushed by the industry because it allows cheaper dev cost. even consoles now run games with full dynamic lighting built maps. everyone who still doesnt have a modern gpu is not a consideration in AAA markets and is being left behind. we see this happening as of 2025. it's happening all around, from win11 not supporting thirdie PCs, to AAA gaming now blocking thirdie PCs. in the long run it means better experiences for everyone unless youre a turdie.

the servers arent getting shut down and they are committed to post launch content,and the DLCs are already sold so i dont understand, do you even understand why you obsess with this shit?

you should follow it.

very uncalled for and rude
you should get out more if le doom is hurting you so much you have to wish death on strangers

Errybody's busy farmin'

LMAO

cheaper dev cost with no sales, happens all the time
just a reminder 2060 is RT viable but doom runs like shit on it. and then you wonder why people wont upgrade

ok that stings a little

very uncalled for and rude

Kill yourself faggot

come on now

Actually kinda embarrassing lol

Id rather play dolls nest

At least tell me it did well on console

doom fears the german

explain why do you zoomers care about this in a singleplayer game.

the servers arent getting shut down and they are committed to post launch content,and the DLCs are already sold so i dont understand, do you even understand why you obsess with this shit?

Back to the slop mines, jeet.

Game has low sales

Means it flopped

Flop = bad for the sake of potential sequel

Do you truly not understand this?

Which part of the game is "generic regurgitated slop?"

it proves only redditors are playing. normies and Anon Babble have seen through the bullshit and rightfully rejected it. never forget that you are a minority

erm its on gamepass chud

I know they sold an ultimate edition with the promise of dlc, they're legally obligated to fulfill that. Doesn't mean it isn't a flop, because it is.

launching games to gamepass = releasing movies straight to dvd

All of it.

If you read the thread you replied to you would see that its sales are dwarfed by other games that were gamepass day one too.

See:

This is a rabbit hole that I we'll all get to explore in our lifetimes. Yeah, RT is faster to implement than baked lighting. Yeah, stretched gamut is faster to implement than mastered HDR. Yeah, AI chat is faster to implement than written dialog. Yeah, streamed assets are faster to implement than shipped textures and models...

The Tetris Effect will eventually kick in when games are faster to produce than gamers can play them, leading to a dramatic industry collapse when players just don't give a shit anymore and developers just have no clue what players want.

erm its on gamepass chud

I know you're making fun of them, but that's my favorite cope.

They fucked over Mick.

in what way is the game a flop? doom eternal wasnt a gamepass game and released during covid, and did 85k. i'd say TDA's numbers track. also very good reviews as well. the door's wide open for more sequel milking. and you are crazy to think they would cancel DLCs that have been sold already. even starfield shipped the DLC they promised despite microsoft wanting to cut it loose as fast as possible.

31k=104k

Dude, you're so retarded, I'm just going to stop engaging. If this was based on feeling, or something a little more esoteric, I could entertain arguing with you. But you're just retarded and defending literal slop, sorry!

I'm enjoying it way more then Eternal easily

lmao
anything that help you cope chuds

Listen(read) retard.
Doom was about exploring, jumpscares and killing demons. From 2016 it became quake 3 arena with demons: reach a zone, moners spawn, you kll them, and then move to the next zone to repeat
Thats not saying he game is bad, just that is not doom

gamepass

31 matches

lol it's my favorite cope from these retards, stalker 2 and e33 both launched on goypass d1 but still had impressive peak steam player counts.

Steamcharts posting is EXCLUSIVELY for people under 80 IQ.

You're right, numbers don't matter.
A game's success or failure is determined by Anon Babbleirgins.

people keep telling you people that it's a problem that every singleplayer AAA release is failing

"n-n-n-nuh uh its just because they're woke and bad!!!"

this shit happens now

Genuinely, why would anyone be happy about this state of affairs?
We literally are not going to get anything but live action slop going forward.

A game's quality is determined by people, yes. That's what matters. I'm not a corporation, I care about games being good.

Story-heavy girlboss Doom

They just can't help themselves

why would anyone be happy to see $70, unoptimized, Denuvo-infested, unfun slop fail???

AAA only has itself to blame.

$70 unoptimized denuvo slop is still categorically better than live service non-game slop. There is no argument here, unless you're literally just a corporate shill.

$70 unoptimized denuvo slop is still categorically better

Stopped reading there, go back to your shitstreet jeet

Why the fuck would anyone spend £70 on this when you can play it and complete it for £10 on gamepass?

I don't give a fuck about cheaper dev costs because it doesn't result in cheaper games.
Devs and pubs can eat shit.

Doom was about playing a regular human marine scrounging resources in hell to avenge his dead rabbit and survive. The maps were mostly claustraphobic and ammo, health and armor were all finite resources.
It had a combo of tanky enemies that can be dodged and frail that cannot to make you weigh the proper use of your ammo, who you target first and even what fights to take; because in Doom, fighting at all was largely optional, you could simply run past most enemies.

Nu-Doom is about some pathetic loser who had to be hopped up on alien semen to stand a chance inexplicably being hyped as if he's a god even though canonically he's relying on outside power to do anything, every single resource is infinite, every map is huge, almost every encounter is forced AND you need to level up your guns rather than them simply being good from the start

It is literally, factually and objectively the opposite of doom in nearly all regards

But it does. Just look at E3- oh wait, it doesn't use mandatory raytracing. Home come?

Trying too hard.

because nu-Doom sucks

The moment I saw that fantasy-Doom didn't feature a full-on melee combat system (like Quake was originally going to have - I was actually a bit hyped before the gun got pulled out), I realized "oh, it's just the same Doom, again, but he's got a shield" except this time there has been, I don't know, HUNDREDS of boomer shooters out since 2016 and Eternal came out. I haven't finished one of these games yet. They're too long, they got a billion levels, they're all cheap as dirt, why would I drop $70 bucks when this game is going to be in a fanatical/humble bargain bundle in a few years? It just doesn't make sense. What does this game do that the other 100 boomer shooters don't, minus visuals and theme?

I don't give a fuck about AAA games, I want GOOD games that aren't trying to rip me the fuck off.
If AAA companies don't want to provide that, then I'm fine just not giving them my money.

dilate you fucking hijacking retard

DOGSHIT BETTER THAN BULLSHIT NOW EAT GOYIM

no
kys

It got redditified

Nu-Doom is basically the Metallica of the 90s-00s

2016: The Black album
Eternal: The Load album
TDA: The st. Anger album

and it's getting way worse over time.

It's not $80 anywhere that matters.

it's literally only doom in name

This slop is always online? LMAO why?? God they're such maximum kikes.

andconsole phisical owners only own a disk with less than 100 MB on it

Well, that was a flop. What the hell happened? On released opened to 30,232 but all the way into the weekend and only got up to 31,470. That's just a 1,238 increase. That is such a minuscule increase for a big game release. Where did all the players go?

sunlust in brutal doom on ultra violence
god DAMN these hellknights just fill entire rooms and 2-shot you

Now I'm even more glad this dog's shit bombed.

they watched all the gameplay from the preorder players and realized it was unfun dogshit

30.000 is awful for a AAAAAAA game to begin with.

dudebro

Dudebro gaming was artificially killed by AAA gaming companies around like 2016, it literally is just xe/xer söy shit like said.
Dudebro now are the original Doom games before Capeshit Eternal. (I would also say that Doom 2016 is just about tipping the söy meter, but the story to Eternal is so much more fucking shit. Also honestly I think Doom 2016 along with all the shit after it are garbage excuses for a Doom game.)
Most older games are now the modern dudebro thing.

Expensive, not as good as Eternal or 2016 and plays too differently compared to those two.

nice, it's gonna go on sale fast

reddoom has flopped

Time to apologize to Brutal Doom

I'm not mad, but this game is NOT worth 70 dollars

You sound mad

It's like 15 hours of shooting the same enemies and pressing the rip and tear button with some turret and dragon sections

If you play it casually or for Ultra Nightmare?

Digital goods are exempt from taxes in California
Imagine paying taxes on games lmao

When are we going to admit there are only really about 40-50k gamers that buy games at release and can actually run these games at any decent framerate. Its been the same with Shadows and eurotruck Simulator too.

and released during covid,

The COVID cope tells me you're a retarded normgroid.

Over status?

69.99 plus tip

shant be buying

NEW FLOP THREAD

It fucking sucks

And not even mentioning the obscene upside down crosses all over the fucking place
Upside down crosses are evil and invite evil spirits into your life, Even playing a game that practically celebrates the symbol is no good. I'm not kidding or joking and I'm sorry if you think I am I had to come to this conclusion myself after being raised an atheist. Evil is real. Demons are real. It influences you negatively. It's like the devs forgot this game was about killing demons not celebrating them by hand crafting every fucking arena to feature as many upside down crosses as humanly possible.

Are the demons in the room with us right now?

Being condescending is a far greater dmg impact than outright killing you
Imagine if they said lines like "who is a big boy" or "that's right gamer, parry that green light"
It would be funny af and reveal how corny these game devs are

Jesus Christ in heaven, what were they thinking?

You're acting like OG Doom is survival horror or something. There's metric fuck tons of ammo literally lying on the fucking ground in Doom I&II. It's not scary, and the maps are mostly terrible labyrinthine mazes with no reason or rhyme beyond the first episode of doom I.