The fuck is wrong with Stardew Valley modders?

The fuck is wrong with Stardew Valley modders?

Wtf I love Maru now

Ok but where is the Jas in that mod?

This is an objective improvement

I like harvest moon type games but i always avoided this trash because it looked like woke tumblr slop but i might give it a try now.

show me jodi

o_o

What porn mods are there out there for this game?

But can they be fucked?

I agree; this mod has problems.
The range is too big and doesn't reflect the original art enough.
Abigail is short and busty in sprite, not a middle schooler, and the sisters are not that stacked.
The modded sprites themselves are comically bad to try and match the portraits.
Somehow Maru's overalls turned into a stupid mankini.

the designs don't reflect personalities...

Name of the mod?

this
she better be the biggest

WTF
installing right now!

Is there a proper NTR mod for Stardew?

Abby is the flattest

Canonically wrong.

Common Emily mogging Haley.

What's the name of the mod, you faggot son of a bitch?

Wake me up when he finishes genderbending the bachelors.

Why in the fuck would you make Abigail the skinny flat one? Ruined.

I understand its supposed to be erotic, but the whore garb really is just less sexy than their normal clothes.
A skirt that gives hints is so much better than a belt that reveals all.
A shirt that shows a bit of cleavage is superior to a microbikini.
You get the picture.

Mod source?

SV thread

No Jas poster

It's so over...

A few, Xtardew Valley, Lewd Valley, and Valley Girls. You have to download Expanded to make Xtardew work and it's a lot of bloat.

Horny Girls of Stardew Valley, it's banned in most mod places but the mod list floating around here occasionally should have it

This but unironically

Bountiful Beauties
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/29979

I want to play it but I get whiplash since only the bachelorettes have new art...

I swear it's impossible to find good mods that add attractive bachelorettes into the game that aren't memes. The only one i've been able to find is Rasmodia which is part of Xtardew anyway.
There's a few other chink based ones but they're laughably out of date. There's one that adds a girl named Quinn but she just comes across as another normal option.

Horny Girls of Stardew Valley is banned

Why?

i hope he does the entire town after he does the bachelors. I need to know if mayor lewis will be turned into a gilf.

this. Abigail is STACKED, like that hentai comic about Demon's Souls where Yuria the Witch was captured and her soul was combined with the Adjudicator boss's soul and she got transformed into a slam pig and got banged.

i want a mod where i can romance eric

I want to have sex with all of them

gonna need a link to that comic

Devious Valley/Craterdom is the best of them all.

Where's the Jas poster?

There's one that adds a girl named Quinn but she just comes across as another normal option.

I have the Quinn mod and shes pretty decent, and some of the Ridgeside girls are also nice as long as you use the bbbong mod. But yeah i overall agree, for whatever reason all the mods that add a single NPC into the game, they always make the girl ugly and fat for whatever reason.

inb4 Jas

I want fuck she.

The problem is that there aren't enough of these mods.
It's all garbage like "yandere x" character mod and Tumblr tier trite made by some some tranoid or gay.

in our hearts and minds. rest peacefully little prince

i really like that one datetable jodi mod. the modder nailed the lonely, horny milf style.

Ooh, that was a good one.

I told my friend about that comic, can I have a sadpanda link so I can show it (to him of course haha)

ridgeside

I'll probably never download that mod. The sheer amount of bloat is just completely unmanageable for me.

Emily

Actual 10/10 design
They knocked it out of the park. No other girl can compete.

doesn't look like fake animal ears

tail coming out from her ass

She is cute indeed
It is bloated for sure, but if you just want to add and date the girls you dont really have to interact with the mod itself since the girls will visit the vanilla areas so you can talk with them there and build relationship, you just have to visit the town sometimes to trigger event cut scenes but otherwise you will not be missing anything, but yeah for sure you need the bbbong mod to make it work nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/23757 and for whatever reason it does not include the wedding image that were deleted from nexus but i saved them onto my pc you just put them into the bbbong mod and replace the old ones filebin.net/4oeif72sawvqu0xs

Um... where's the diversity?

I honestly would eat her asshole if she looked like this

Yeah well I eat ass regardless of skin color.

I need the source RIGHT NOW

Abigail complains about being flat in the vanilla game

what mod is this. link a brother up ASAP

inshallah this is heresy delete this right now fucking nappy ass braids and chocolate shit skin i unironically do not believe any white man can be attracted to these MONKEYS i feel like is a fucking glowie and/or jew just like every other black queen poster

I just like black womens assholes

what about Penny's mom

doesnt her sprites have the fattest tits or was that the bimbo?

Can I fuck and marry the old hags yet?

Too many disgusting brown people in that picture

He doesn't eat ass

NGMI
Yeah i'd eat her ass too.

Picnic with Jas!

e-hentai.org/g/564437/8878ce5375/

nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/17719
Make sure to only have Haley enabled in the settings unless you want the all the other characters to be fat, disabled and/or brown.

Thanks anon, I'll give them a download and if I get to perfection on my current run I might add it just to give the run some more life and objectives.

I will now play your game again

are there ANY good working mods that let you romance the hags?

Checked
But I mean the source for this pic bro

it looks like hair styled around some sort of ball shaped accessory to me, so we know what the tail is

So, after the bachelors will the rest of the townsfolk also have the artstyle? I want to do a playthrough but I have to wait until he's done.

I used this one nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/16220

I like the black Jas

Not fat enough

There are alternatives.

Good luck anon, i just started a new save file myself with a custom farm

Sorry anon, I tried but reverse search has been poisoned by a bunch of reddit bullshit and I'm not gonna trawl through all of that shit. I found it before but the manga was pretty forgettable, that frame is really the best part about it iirc.
Maybe someone else knows the name.

This is what gamers want.

Can you at least build a second bridge later or do you really need to go all the way to the bottom section to cross over?

Elliot becomes an ojousama?

This. It makes my peepee hard and enrages leftists.

mod that makes SV playable

at last

Theres nothing to be mad about here we already knew you right wingers are sex obsessed gooners

Looks like there's stepping stones that let you cross over by the island.

Holy moly I'm in love

You can step on the stones in the water to cross it, and the lamps in the water light up at night

Wow, they made Maru tolerable.

No milfs

Dropped

Where's Penny? Nobody cares about Whoreley!

I don't remember that event in the mod. Or the one about eggs.

Ah neato, that's fine then.

Penny

We all had her John, but you married her!

for me its either jodi or bust.

What a great improvement

nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/29455 it is this map, its nice that it does not overwrite any existing maps but you just select it as its own thing, they did several cool lookimg maps too so can recommend

Making the girl with the largest breast flat and ass focus is not funny or clever, if it was to make Abigailfags seethe or whatever you got me to be a bit upset. I hope this mod comes with an option to give her big breasts at least

Yeah those fountains are a nice touch, I'll use this for my next playthrough I think. Thanks!

Waterfalls*, even.

Right-wingers goon to sexy anime girls, Left-wingers goon to animals and kids, we're not the same.

no problem, this one is also nice but its a bit smaller compared to vanilla sizes, but i know some people do enjoy the smaller scales ones nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/30866

I'll goon to anything, I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end. I goon from Anal to Zoo and everything inbetween.

based based based

So do the sex mods have sprite sex or just text and still images?

What is a man? A miserable little pile of fetishes.

those nipple placements are crazy bad

That's my green little wife right there in the bottom left corner.

depends on the mod. which slut do you want to fuck?

The fuck is wrong with Stardew Valley modders?

A good chunk of them release updates too damn slowly.

The koreans have the best skins but it was always a pain in the ass to get their shit.

i liked talkoh's portraits

i'm doing something similar with nevergrind online. the game uses A i art but i wanna change it to a more anime aesthetic.

Original spritework is so fucking ugly holy shit.

But where are the futas?

Impressive, very nice.

lmao this nigga faps even to seapea.

Why did I google that?

What's that? I only got some flower and a drink.

This is a nice map, I think I'll use it whenever I do another playthrough.

I've never played the game but I like big titty glasses bitches.

I will now play your game

f9.pmo.ee/GOxOBxDXlt6sVxZeKPGZXWdX5mY=/1442x0/filters:format(webp)/nginx/o/2015/12/04/4765599t1h9f4f.jpg

Stardew valley is a soulless copy without an ounce of the charm of what is trying to copy. It's fueled by western autism and prejudice against japanese games by westerners.
Modders try to improve this piece of shit to no avail.

There were a few scenes considered to be rapey, Demetrius fucking Haley, George making Maru suck him off when she goes to his house for a checkup, etc.

ain't clicking that

Stardew valley is a soulless copy

Ironic coming from the retard whose favorite franchise got cucked out of its name and had to be spun-off into a soulless copy under a different name. HMfags deserve to be forcefully ejected from the history books for being such little bitches.

Cucked out of the name

Natsume became Jews and started doing what? Soulless copies of something that was good. Still no one can replicate the charm of the originals.

WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FROG HAVE TO DO WITH THAT

I suddenly have the urge to play Stardew Valley again. Joke and porn mods aside, what were some of the essential mods? Obviously SMAPI, but it's been so long since I last played that I don't even have my old mods installed anymore.

They are mentally healthy for doing this.

Genderbend is I've of my weaknesses.
Fine I'll finally play the game

whats even the point of this game, just some boring chores and light management
its like an office job

there has been a genderbend mod for years

His porn of Hex Girl in Animal Crossing was always a gem

image implies qvsexy drill ojousama would be living a fucking hut

I don't know why but thats the first thing I thought about when seeing this image and while my dick still got hard I felt offended.

Ok Yandere Dev what ever you say.

Who cares, it's easy to find anyway and is 1.6 compatible.

Depends on what you view as essential. A lot of mods are pure convenience.
For retextures I like:

Elle's Cuter collection (cats, dogs, trinkets, horses barn, coop, buildings)

DaisyNiko's Earthy recolour (makes entire town look a little more muted instead of the pure bright greens and yellows of the ground)

Seasonal Cute Characters

Seasonal Cute Characters: White Maru and Demetrius

Less Diverse Valley

For additional game content that can't be construed as convenience gimmicks

Love of Cooking

Canon Dialogue Expansion

Unique Dating Responses

Immersive Family

Lasting Conversation topics

Immersive Unique + Unique Children talk

Romanceable Rasmodia (turns Wizard into a romanceable Witch)

Then ofcourse the longest list which are mods that can be construed as conveniences or more questionable for some people

Better Ranching

Better Junimos

Better Beehouses

Destroyable Bushes

Happy Birthday

Polyamory Sweet

Automate (you'll need to set yourself limits with this)

NPC Map Locations

Zoom Level

Stardew Valley Expanded

>Xtardew (needs SVE above)

Lannah - Female Lance

Craftable Auto Petter

Mobile Phone (I use this only to contact people if they give me quests to kill X amount of mobs in caves or fish up X amount of fish so I can just call them and tell them I did what they wanted)

I'd also shop around for the more popular custom farm layouts.

prejudice against japanese games by westerners.

the history of stardew is

Ape loves game genre

no one is making competent versions of this genre

he makes his own

it's a massive success because it's literally just an old harvest moon game but branched out into crafting and level ups

It's not his fault that AAA are completely averse to making these kinds of games. The last decade of farming/relationship games that've been shat out by Japan have been complete dogshit.

Love of Cooking

Love of Cooking is actually shit. It really doesn't fix any of the terrible flaws cooking has at all (not actually having to engage with it other than making Ginger Ale and Triple Shot Expressos because you can get the useful dishes elsewhere, like Spicy Eel from serpents and Lucky Lunches from Mystery Boxes), and the EXP rates to level up the skill are egregiously bad but at least the author said that'll be fixed in the future. Romanceable Rasmodia is also extremely overrated, nobody realizes it doesn't actually change the wizard's mannerisms or speech so Rasmodia literally NEVER acts like a woman.

I guess saying "essential" was a bit too broad. I more so meant quality of life mods that add to the game without being blatant cheating mods like "infinite stamina" or something. I remember one of the small things I had issues with was how some of the items didn't have quality, even if them having quality wouldn't matter mush. Things like trash and crab pot catches. I'll look into these mods when I can, because Nexus is being so fucking pants on head retarded with how slow it is.

Also holy shit Nexus is loading so abysmally slow. Part of the reason I took so long to respond is because Nexus won't fucking load. Was there another place for mods?

Left-wingers goon to animals and kids

you can't possibly lack this much self awareness on the board that obsesses with loli

Depends on what you want, everybody will give you different answers based on what they like and feel like that is "essential", i could give you a full list of modes that i use but in the end it depends on you whenever you want extra content or tweak vanilla stuff or recolor things. For example there are numerous recolor filers on nexus that change how the whole game looks but the one i like or might use might not be to your liking and so on

The last decade of farming/relationship games that've been shat out by Japan have been complete dogshit.

This. It's absolutely depressing. SoS was been lame, RF5 was terrible, Harvestella might be the worst farming game I've played.
Stardew simply wins by default since these companies are too busy shooting themselves in the foot to make a decent game. It's sad when coral island looks better than anything japan has come out with lately.

anyone got the link with the jas mod stuff

It's all on Modding Haven.

cheers m8

it doesn't actually change the wizard's mannerisms or speech so Rasmodia literally NEVER acts like a woman.

This is why it helps to have it alongside Xtardew. Also unsure if this is from Xtardew or just from the other mods for romanceable Rasmodia but the event in which she's accosted by junimos feels a lot more feminine than masculine.

no woman is going to put bandaids over her nipples.
also, why take the one scene where nudity should happen (bath), and leave it covered up?

Wonder if he can just grab the color palette from the character and replace it in real time in the CGs. Only real non overly complex solution I could think for something like this

Alright, I'll bite, too. What are the best coomer mods for the game?

Requires C#. And considering Mud is using a bunch of frameworks for minor stuff, he most likely lacks the know-how.

I'm telling you, Abigail's a proper Shortstack and people won't believe me!

qvsexy drill ojousama would be living a fucking hut

thats what we call gap moe

Why don't you make a mod then?

the leftoid is an election tourist

profoundly unsurprising

i've been seeing a few farm maps with minecarts and tunnel entrances, are those mods or did concernedape put that in the vanilla game?

I always have an urge to play this game but only ironically and with the Jas mod but it becomes a treasure hunt trying to find it.

See

Uhh, Abigail looks a little problematic here... doesn't anyone else feel uncomfortable with that??

Fuck this game, the artist is so obsessed with remaking all the characters into hot girls that hasn't draw a new Hex Maniac pic in MONTHS.

MARUS BIG CHOCOLATE TITTIES

What farm?

Invite all the Town's Moms to a date at the new Movie Theater

What did ConcernedApe mean by this?

pros

abigail and maru look good now

cons

no penny or leah fire crotch.
why does every mod have to involve some kind of deal with the devil tradeoff.

want to find the CGs for this mod

look up stardew on rule34 to see if I can just find the artist because I'm lazy

Man I knew this game had a lot of fujo attention but this is probably the largest amount of gay porn I've ever seen in once place, and I've been on Anon Babble

No Jas

Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with them?

Did you find the source to see if there's any nudes?

You do realize you tards can just download the mod and instantly see all the .pngs in it, right?

Thinking the mod has any nudes after what's been shown

RetardAlert.gif

Based as fuck.

And yet the genuine mongoloids I'm replying to are seeking hentai sites to look for hypothetical nudes. Curious.

If a mod an artist does, doesn't have nudes, they've never drawn nudes ever

Your retardation is painful.

The mod does have nudes.
You are the MOST retarded person on this website and you have shamed your entire family.

I'm not making a nexus account for some CG's lmao.

The mod does have nudes.

Then prove it.

Point and laugh at this microcephalous somali-tier low IQ mongrel.

Broccoliheads are too retarded to open a zip file

Surprisingly I expected this.

Changing the file names

I'm not impressed

wtf it's all dolphin porn

WHERE DO YOU EVEN FIND 16TB OF DOLPHIN PORN?

What's this autism now?

he doesn't have lifetime premium

bot post

tfw utterly huge breasts and ass doesn't do it anymore

only way to achieve a chud is psychological trauma triggers

like kidnapping own kin and constant-endless rape

Guys seriously, tone down the gooning, it only gets worse.

what if i don't have any psychological trauma?

You do have one, it's just buried deep down in your subconscious. Most likely to keep you sane.

It's never too late.

i prefer men

You can always get one.
Like you know, going OUT and talking to GIRLS! then getting rejected in a humiliating way. Terrifying i know

Something like this actually happened to a woman I know, She's a barber and apparently one day she just ¨snapped¨ during her work, started bawling her eyes out, because she suddenly remembered that her uncle had raped her multiple times during her childhood. Said uncle ended up in prison where he died of heart attack a few years later.

Did she finish giving the client their haircut, though?

Reminds me of those Terraria mods.

every GOD DAMN time i think of playing stardew something like this shows up and i end up wanting to wait until it's finished before finally starting a playthrough
how long am i gonna be waiting on this one? couple of months? a year? 2??

start new farm

enjoy expanding it

around the mid-game, start thinking about min/maxing

spend forever autistically organizing everything to maximize space/yield/efficiency/etc

end up with a horrifying faux-industryscape

I dunno. Whenever I get the feeling of playing again, my mind just travels down this path of inevitability now and I immediately lose the desire.

Most farming or builder games do this for me. The start is fun, but once I run up to whatever limitation is constraining my build, I start getting exhausted thinking about how to min/max everything. Only ones I can tolerate now, are ones where building space is unlimited, like Factorio. Not that Factorio doesn't lean itself to autistic min/maxing, but the game doesn't almost immediately run to to you and punch you in the face with it by quickly limiting your building space. Can't even play any of the Anno games anymore because of this.
But I digress.

Like you know, going OUT and talking to GIRLS! then getting rejected in a humiliating way. Terrifying i know

DON'T!
You'll get a chud whenever a girl humiliates you!
You'll be into femdom

Can you mod stardew on android?

Yes but it's pretty limited. You'll need to look around nexus for anything that specifically says that it's android compatible or has an android patch.

western H-games are a thing arent they?

yeah but thats how you get the 5 year 0.00.95 alpha goblina projects

You're awfully optimistic.

suddenly remembered rape

SUDDENLY

suuuuuuure

I just want them not to all look like they hired a tumblr artist. Not like a fucking bimbo either.

Well that's exactly what happened, no one's forcing you to believe it.

Said uncle ended up in prison where he died of heart attack a few years later.

I saw the devil once.

the girls you dont really have to interact with the mod itself since the girls will visit the vanilla areas

This was by far the worst part of the mod, it makes the Ridgeside lack any identity of it's own because half the NPCs from there just hang around in Pelican town. This and the dialogue referencing vanilla NPCs while the vanilla ones never mention them just makes their implementation awkward. Festivals have the worst of this problem since all the Ridgeside NPCs just hang around to the side as if they forced themselves into the festival but weren't allowed to actually participate. Even in the intro to the game you have the mod making fun of itself with

oh your grandpa never told you about Pelican's sister town connected by a state of the art trolley system? Haha, isn't he forgetful

Then immiediately backpedals in the Ridgeside intro where the mayor goes

Your grandpa was.... a good friend

Implying some deep personal connection to him, despite him forgetting about her (and her entire town) existance. I cut my losses halfway through summer and restarted the playthrough without it (and SVE, another bloatshit I wanted to try out), sorry Trinnie anon
Ariah was cute

The only thing i firmly believe is that women are crazy and their brains are just wired differently from us men.
And that takes priority over your story muh boi.

board

also, you really think this place is right leaning? hint: nazis arent right leaning

Ah, so that's why they got so well along with social democrats and communists during Weimar.

Theres nothing to be mad about

And yet you are mad.
Win/win

Did she profit somehow from him being jailed?

Does anyone know of a HM/SDV style game with ojous being featured prominently. I happen to be in the market for that sort of thing.

It's literally in their name: "socialists". The soviet union was international socialists.

they were communists

Communism is what they aspire to but must implemment socialism to reach communism, which will never fucking happen because it's a pie in the sky. That's also why commies always use the "it wasn't real communism" cope when you criticize commie regimes.

It's literally in their name: "socialists"

Are you retarded
Also

Left/Right slop

Coomer slop, but that Maru is an improvement.

I cut my losses halfway through summer and restarted the playthrough without it (and SVE, another bloatshit I wanted to try out

SVE and RSV are both bloat, but the level of bloat is incomparable. SVE spends more of it's time trying to fit in additional quests and unlockables around the valley rather than dumping out a new town. NPC wise I think SVE is maybe 6 or 7 vs the 50+ from Ridgeside?

Nazis were extreme left, sorry that shatters your world view, you can cope and seethe now.

Wow. Just wow.

very unfortunate indeed

that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, anon. The Nazi party ran on an anti-communist agenda you retard

Story of Seasons.

Holy based

Is that for DS? My old tired eyes can't handle that small screen.

lmao

*except between 39-41, but don't tell him that.

3DS. You can increase the size of the screen, anon.

It enrages dumb people. Please don't pretend bible belt conservatives aren't a thing. The whole Left vs Right thing is made to prevent you from doing anything that matters.

Everything, stalker child.
I'm sorry you're so stupid.
Enjoy prison.

It won't bite, that I can promise you.

Huh. Maybe it's finally time to give Stardew Valley a try.

Next stream sale obviously.

I fucking love this shit.

The fact he uses the term 'leftist' which is forced almost exclusively by Republican media, their social media and their useful idiots should have been a red flag he's only here to create 'us verses them' conflict while his corporate masters turn everyone else into wageslaves.

Honestly surprised they didn't add a plotline in Stardew where Jojo tries something similar to get a foothold in the town if you go the community center route.

I think he said on twitter that they're supposed to be fake ears

Joja already does the corporate PR crap

CA isn't obsessed with politics which is why Lewis has no competition as mayor either.

only here to create 'us verses them' conflict

Which you're propagating right now?

pic rel has been zoomerised

Which you're propagating right now?

He's unironically pro Jojo

Look at the edgy teen

Which you're propagating right now?

haha nooo don't point the problem out that means you're part of the problem silly goy I mean goose

Good.

why Lewis has no competition as mayor

and he should, because fuck him for pulling that shit with marnie

I saw a mudcrab the other day

the problem

Yes i'm pointing it out right now.

omg he's just here to make this left vs right

now let me explain more about left and right politics and tactics in this stardew thread

btw it's very important I do this because if I don't they win!!! you need to let me point it out!!! on this Anon Babble thread about farming!!!!!!!!!!!

Utterly genius.

It's all on the guy's twitter dude

Name?
Reverse search is worse than ever.

tristan?

MORE OJOU I DEMAND IT

But every corporations lies and pretends to be your friend while fucking you over. Yhey could take it a step farther and have it match real life. Like there's an election for Mayor and Jojo brings in a carpetbagger to run against Lewis in order to install a pro-corporation mayor. Jojo also runs a character assassination campaign against Lewis, and the good end has Lewis's relationship with Marnie comes out publicly to the town's support, and he wins re-election.

the good end has Lewis's relationship with Marnie comes out publicly to the town's support, and he wins re-election

Man, don't get me invested in your fanfic, ya bastard.

Are there any mods built around a proper harem setup? I know there are multi spouse ones, but seems like it's just removing the inherent limit without necessarily thinking about the setup.

Onirism thread got deleted

Uh oh that doesn't look good for us

Not bad. Now where's the mod that makes all the men into cute twinks?

ojou

Diamonds.

do we know what his plans for shane are?

Damn it, now I gotta go around all over Ginger Island everyday for.....well, Ginger.

Why can't I just grow it?

Doesn't want to tie up loose ends and vanquish the baddie as they try to worm their way back into the town.

Also interesting interesting self report on your part of being a 'them'. and seriously trying to pull the, 'if you fight them, you'll be no better than them' plead.

Imagine trying to romance Rule 63 Pierre and Morris at the same time.

Polyamory Sweet is the only one that gives additional tools to your farmhouse setup once you have more spouses. But ultimately all it's doing is giving you slightly more control.
There isn't really a mod that makes a harem super functional. You'll still run into issues with wives spawning in eachother at the start of days. if you're playing Vanilla you'll also start emptying out the town of life if you take more than 3-4 wives

people weren't ready to hear this when the game came out, but starjew was made with the same dei philosophy that everyone is mad about today.

dei

Unqualified white people taking jobs?
Please point out where in the game that happened.

emptying out the town of life

I'm starting my own town with my wives and children.

It's on his mod page which has been posted in this thread somewhere

Even the most extreme leftist fucking hates Demetrius (and will only get together with Maru exclusively to spite him) so it clearly backfired. Based Ape, I say.

nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/25031
Quintessential mod for everyone here.
I recently had some Tyson brand dino nuggets. Good shit, honestly. Pain in the ass to cook em just right, but damn if there isn't a good bit of meat in them.

They're on Naver, the korean social media site
You have to send them a photo of your ID to even see anything
But man, there is a metric ton of cute boy portraits and new characters

Stardew simply follows old HM diversity, where the town is 98% white or vaguely asian with a token black guy though I guess there's a token black guy with a token mutt in Stardew. Very progressive Ape!

NOW I'm interested in this shit.

You forgot the part where 98% of Naver is pastelshit.

because back when it was released, most pathetic virgins hadn't been spoonfed talking points and buzzwords to parrot online.

He looks like an orc from the thumbnail

pastel is firmly under the purview of "cute"

Demetrius is the worst.

His step-son is a self-taught computer programmer, mechanic, and DM, but that's not good enough for him since Sebastian isn't actually his child.

Also, what asshole brings home Tomatoes when asked to go get fruit, just ask which fruit Robin wanted, you maniac!

He is the kind of know-it-all dork that even socially maladjusted autists find annoying.

DEI philisophy

most common online complaint from normalfags is the complete lack of diversity

lmao

Post GOOD gameplay mods that aren't "expansion" bloat like SVE, Ridgeside, East Scarp.

i attach my masturbatory habits to my political identity

surely this is mentally healthy and nothing worth reading into

You've seen nothing yet. The real shit are the allegations that Ginger Island is a deeply problematic colonizer's haven. I really recommend this read as a piece of absolutely stellar 10/10 cringekino.
web.archive.org/web/20240507010446/https://jojaqualityheadcanons.tumblr.com/post/646056190629052416/disclaimer-i-loved-sdv-which-is-a-given

To really hammer in my point about whitewashing and erasure, all the human labor on the island is done by a flock of parrots that you pay with golden walnuts (i. e., resources that you get for free from the island they live on). There’s even an anthropomorphized bird who’s a shopkeep!

[...} and CA plays right into it. He seriously chose to create more anthro characters instead of adding characters of color to the game in a setting that in real life has populations that are primarily made up of brown people.

no the character design philosophy was fully western. you have the token black chick who is supposed to be the smart one, the girl with unnatural hair color, the one with an ex boyfriend, etc. plus it lets you marry male characters to appeal to fags and w*men which is the addition that made rune factory jump the shark.

They finally made it playable.

It's so tiresome...

the girl with unnatural hair color

Yes you mean Popuri? The pink haired girl from a HM over 20 years ago

plus it lets you marry male characters to appeal to fags and w*men

Yes you mean harvest moon DS cute? The HM game from 20 years ago?

the one with an ex boyfriend

In older HM games the bachelorettes could and would marry other men if you weren't trying to romance them.

token black chick who is supposed to be the smart one

Rudy is also presented as a master of his craft from HM games over 20 years old.

If the island had people in it then he couldn't have little parrot Tarzan in there also.
What a retard.

This writer's whole article could apply to almost anything in Stardew Valley, but the writer is too racist to see that.

Why are you removing Trees from your property? Animals live in trees.

Why are you fishing so much? You're harming local fish populations.

Why are you stealing from what was left in the Mines?

Why are you hurting the local markets by putting out so Fruits and Vegetables?

Van update when?

Leah and Emily are hot, Maru is alright, Penny, Haley and Abigail are too much lolifags need not apply

Source?

What would make Pierre more tolerable/less annoying?
I was thinking instead of him claiming that he grew the produce you sell him, he could reference you as his special supplier or something
Just spitballing here

Just replace him.

Once the mod is out of hiatus I'd like to be able to give Carol hairdyes, at the very least matching her P2/P3/P4 colors. It's just recoloring her hair and slapping it back as overlays so it would be very mechanically simple.

Any chance you can download the mod and upload it to cat or litter box?

Not stealing your credit would be all it takes, I think, but it's too late, the damage to his reputation has taken root over several years just like Clint
The special order where he tries to jew the town would just be a one-off funny moment if that dialogue wasn't there to routinely remind you that he's always an ass

He is being set upon by a competitor, and rather than provide a value to any would be consumer, he just wants the competition removed. He is too entitled, and expects people to prefer him, even though he charges a lot more per item.

I see Pierre failing, even if the next competitor was just another Pa and Ma store.

Quit being a traitorous negro and give your fellow anon's mod a fucking download so more people can find one of the few mods catering to straight man amidst a community filled with fag shit.

Make an account on Nexusmods

Might as well since I'm downloading all this stuff myself and it's not that heavy. Here's your dolphin porn.
files.catbox.moe/rt31cb.7z

popuri is an anime girl and there's no suggestion that her hair isn't naturally pink. the hm for girls games were separate releases. rune factory went to shit immediately after they started putting it in the main game. 4 only had half as many bachelorettes compared to 3.

In older HM games the bachelorettes could and would marry other men if you weren't trying to romance them.

if you don't see how this is different you might be a cuck

Popuri is an anime girl and there's no suggestion that her hair isn't naturally pink

Completely irrelevant? Caroline's hair is naturally green. Abigail's hair hasn't been dyed in potentially years and is still purple because she's heavily insinuated to be the wizard's daughter (who also has naturally purple hair).

if you don't see how this is different you might be a cuck

If you think a girl having an ex is bad enough that you make a point to complain about it, I assumed you would also dislike women who have romantic feelings for other men and pursue them. Sorry I didn't drill down enough onto your specific case of delusion.

He's supposed to be annoying, in the same way Clint is supposed to come across as a creep and Demetrius is supposed to come across as a dick.
If you wanted Pierre to be less annoying, you'd just need to amend his dialogue to be more proactive and cheery and obviously remove his tall tales about how he found your shit on his daily walks that are spawned by his inferiority complex.

how does a girl having an ex boyfriend make her more appealing to the player? unless you are a cuck it doesn't. that's the difference between western character design philosophy and anime harem game character design philosophy.

Thanks, I needed more sea mammal pornography

I'm gonna be a slowpoke here, but I just now realized the hat vendor is a mouse, not a rat. Why the FUCK is it not a rat? "Hat Rat" sounds so much better than "Hat Mouse".

It is kinda bad in a small rural town who seems to adhere to their religion. Hell, fathers in that kind of community do not see kindly to their daughters being dumped. Hookup culture doesn't fly there.

I don't know man. She is still in close contact with the guy and it seems like she isn't fully committed to leaving him yet either. They even lived together.
In fact, if he had moved with her then I think she would still be with the guy in Stardew Valley.
Like an ex-boyfriend is fine, but not if she's hung up about the guy.

Nobody said anything about it making her more appealing you gigantic autist.

how does a girl having an ex boyfriend make her more appealing to the player? unless you are a cuck it doesn't

Leah's ex isn't there to make her more appealing my autistic friend. He's there solely to add some reasoning to why she felt she had to escape the City and attempt to pursue her passion in Stardew. Her heart events are her being satisfied with her choice and being able to create a living out of what she wants.

anime harem game character design

Oh have we moved the goalpost from old HM games to some random anime harem game now?

It is kinda bad in a small rural town who seems to adhere to their religion. Hell, fathers in that kind of community do not see kindly to their daughters being dumped

Leah didn't dump anyone in Stardew though? Even if we ignore that you're saying that the religion would somehow have an issue with someone breaking up with someone they weren't engaged to?

He gets kicked out of town if you side with Joja (something you should always do).

I don't know man. She is still in close contact with the guy

If you call arguing on the phone and telling him to fuck off close contact. Her ex has to stalk her online to even figure out what she's up to.

she isn't fully committed to leaving him yet either

She left him to come to the valley. She already left him. Which is why he specifically comes to the valley to tell her to come back which she instantly rejects.

Like an ex-boyfriend is fine, but not if she's hung up about the guy

She's hung up about her previous lifestyle and the shame she feels due to being told that what she wants to do is worthless. You never get the feeling she's somehow hung up on her ex at all. He's more like baggage from her old life. There's never a moment where she hesistates on what to do with him.

that's the point. if the detail wasn't meant to make her more appealing then why was it included? a real anime waifu game would not give a character a background that makes her less appealing to the target audience. on the other hand a western game would do it without second thought because of "realism" because there is an inherent assumption that realism should be valued above anything else. did the dev make maru brown because he was trying to appeal to players with jungle fever, or was he trying to add "diversity?" I'm not a mind reader but based on her unmodded face I think I can guess.

old harvest moon games were gute girl games. the girls were designed to be appealing. they didn't have ex boyfriends and they didn't have brown skin (unless it was supposed to be the sexy kind of brown).

Heart events with permanent changes.

Each heart event makes him appreciate the customers more and more

At max hearts on his birthday, everyone shows up to wish him a happy birthday. This touches him deeply, and he becomes a charitable guy. Permanent 20% discount on all Pierre goods!

If you have yet to remove Joja, Pierre will say he'll beat Joja's prices just for you.

If you got rid of Joja before max hearts, he will instead thank you for always siding with his store.

If you let Joja win, he will immediately drop to zero hearts and tell you to fuck off after he clocks you in the chin just like he does to Morris.

That's actually a pretty clever way to mod out gay marriage because it doubles the number of girls that can be married.

he wasn't lying

ENHANCE

what's the difference between beach, swim, and swim sex?

I'm so glad I'm gay. And I don't get baited by this shit.

EX is just the other two but with visible nipples on the bikinis

What's the difference between them? I imagine they're not compatible with each other, so which one is the best in your opinion?

I like the part where its apparently misogyny for a wife to mourn her husband's passing and be depressed

Hailey gets extra point from actually changing as a person during her romance

There's also the part where the ftm in ridgeside hears vincent say that he thinks dresses are pretty and so the ftm tells vincent that means he's actually a girl, but not to tell his parents about the conversation

I am not making this up

those swim ex files

most offensive thing is the filtering on that sprite
garbage modders
grow some standards

they didn't have brown skin

ENTER KAI, THE DEADBEAT HUSBAND

Lewddew Valley is the absolutely worst of them all, featuring:

a muscular farmer sprite replacement enabled by default

a retarded hell dimension thing with shitty recolored demon versions of the NPCs

the most fucking terrible grammar you could possibly envision this side of India, in a mod where most of the content is rehashed fade to black text-only events at the farmhouse

a C# component that is almost certainly coded like shit, given everything else

Xtardew is the most high quality one by far. HOWEVER, the author gutted a bunch of content in the update from 1.5 to 1.6 and the updates have slowed to a glacial pace since, just so you're aware.

What are you even talking about at this point. No one except you mentioned an "anime waifu game".
Are we back to comparing Stardew to Harvest Moon again or to the "anime harem games" that you keep mentioning? Leah has appealing points that have nothing to do with her ex which you seem to link some form of appeal to that no one else does.

they didn't have brown skin (unless it was supposed to be the sexy kind of brown).

You can just say you don't like Maru anon. It's fine if you don't, you can spend the entire game not interacting with her.

Tear is not that big.

jas status?

Thank you.

I know. It's an old shot. The mod later updated with appropriately smaller Tear.

The 1.6 update fixed that (allegedly, it also has the downside of making Caroline permanently tiny if you uninstall the mod within that save).
Mud said if Jas is ever added she will just look perfectly SFW, which is fair. He has already paid his dues with flat Abi and femKrobus.

He's the same sort of person who goes into Rune Factory threads and whines about the same exact shit without ever having actually played a Rune Factory game older than 4 (3 if we're being generous.)
They'll make wild claims about older games in the series that are immediately apparent to be wrong if you've even played them for 5 minutes.

Wtf I love ginger island now (jk I don't it fucking sucks and everything about it is bad. Don't MAKE me post my breakdown of why and how to fix it)

harvest moon was what the nips call a "bishoujo game" aka an anime waifu game. you still have not addressed the fact that giving a heroine an ex boyfriend is not something you would do if you were trying to make her appealing to the player. also I don't like black women but some people do and I'm willing to accept that, but it's pretty clear that maru was not designed to appeal to oil drillers.

excuse you I played frontier with the fucking runey shit.

Post it, because I hate it too.

Farm sucks, I don't want to maintain two

Volcano mines suck, they're not enjoyable to explore like Skull Cavern

Golden Walnuts are the most boring chore in the game

It should have just been a big endgame jungle to forage and fight in. Maybe use it as the location for mastery perks as well, instead of a random cave south of the farm.

Maybe use it as the location for mastery perks as well, instead of a random cave south of the farm.

That wouldn't make sense. Mastery Cave on GI would imply Grandpa COLONIZED these FILTHY SAVAGES, which is clearly not the case. We know Grandpa is a local legend, but not to that extent.

you still have not addressed the fact that giving a heroine an ex boyfriend is not something you would do if you were trying to make her appealing to the player

Multiple people have addressed that her ex has nothing to do with her appeal and doesn't even factor into the decision to romance her. That's what I mean when I say you're finding some weird appeal from an ex when it's literally just a part of her history linked to her departure from the city.
You or another anon already had a weird misconception that she was still interested in her ex even though she specifically hangs up the phone on him and tells him never to call again the first time you even learn he exists.

Okay, but I warn you, it's quite long

Ginger Island overhaul and removal

It's no secret that ginger island SUCKS and was a bad direction to take the game. Idk how much of it originated with Ape, or how much was podunkian's shitty influence, but I'm willing to bet most of the trash comes from the latter. I'm going to completely remove the island from the game while keeping the majority of the content that was introduced in 1.5 with the following memearrows. I'll try to keep it concise.
The primary issue with the island is that it is so far removed from the mainland. Literally via geography and spiritually via gameplay. It is NOT an extension of the town or your farm, it is the very definition of side content while it's presenting itself as endgame content. Ginger island does not feel like home. This is the core issue which I aim to fix.

island farm. You cannot move your family there. It is effectively a large greenhouse. There is nothing wrong with this concept inherently, but the fact is, it's unlocked with minimal effort (11 walnuts) and can instantly be worked on. It doesn't feel like an upgrade, so it doesn't feel earned. It effectively cost you the boat fix mats and cc completion.

to fix this, make an upgradeable green house. 5 tiers, 2 through robin, 2 through the wizard as magic upgrades. Each time it increases in size up to close to the total size of GI farmable land(which is around 700 or so) The final upgrade effectively transforms the greenhouse into a junimo mystic forest where all plots are autowatered and collected by an ARMY of junimo slaves. The upgrades would be VERY expensive late in the game. millions of gold, prismatic shards, Gold(maybe ir) quality starfruit, STACKS of wood and fiber and stone, etc.

(1/4)

this would make the "big greenhouse farm" that you get on GI actually feel like a reward you work towards along perfection AND make it so that your big greenhouse feels apart of your HOME instead of a completly separate island you have to warp to every time you want to harvest. As it is, GI becomes relegated to a "teleport to once a week to harvest" location instead of feeling like a natural growth of your farm. With the junimo greenhouse, it would actually be PROGRESSION that fits with the lore.

Volcano dungeon. This one is really simple to translate. Instead of a volcano on the island, simply make it a "climbing up" path in the mines via the dwarf. After he trusts you a certain amount of hearts, or after you complete the skull caverns floor 100, he lets you through a secret path that is the volcano dungeon with the dwarvern forge at the top. This would also conveniently match with the theme of climbing to the summit at perfection

furthermore, instead of an island with a grand total of 4(four) npcs, perhaps we can instead have access to a Dwarven village for some more flavor. Perhaps the "leo" npc could be a new kid that was adopted by dwarfs after he got lost in the mines or something, who returns to human civilization when the dwarves trust you bring him back to humankind. Maybe you can get access to ostriches here in the dwarf village, maybe dwarfs love ostriches, idk.

(2/4)

speaking of npcs. Professor snail with his archeology bullshit ass snake spine fuck you now moves into pelican town after the museum is complete and becomes roommates with gunther. Maybe he's gunthers old professor or older brother or something. A new wing is added where the prehistoric fossils can be donated and arranged, which you can now find in...

floors 121-150 of the mines! They are now prehistoric floors. Perhaps you can also find an extended family of ancient crops here (but that outside the scope of just translating GI directly)

the walnut room. Now unlocked as a "secret secret" backroom of the casino once you reach floor 100 of skull caverns and/or do another qi quest that could involve finiding qi gems out in the valley that he's hidden in various places. Very similar to the golden walnut hunt, only it actually would mean something because it gives a new reason to explore a place you already love instead of forcing you to explore the island for them (raccoons now give you hints btw) maybe some qi gems are hidden behind friendship gates, like in villagers rooms, etc. (This idea I'm least keen on and don't think is necessary at all, but still, I'm trying to translate the content directly. The walnut hunt is imo one of the silliest parts of GI). anyways, once you unlock the "secret secret" room, the board of quests, the endgame shop, the perfection tracker, it's all the same as is it in the base game wallnut room

(3/4)

What mod lets me bang caroline?

lastly, the new crops and fruit trees added. Simple. You dont need the island to have bananas, pinapples, or whatnot. SANDY now sells them after you help her with a quest that expands her shop. Maybe ostrich egg imports from her shop make more sense than dwarf ostriches. That's up to prefrence, I guess.

lastly, lastly, the resort where villagers visit sometimes could easily exist as (1.) an upgrade to the bathhouse(which no one ever really uses btw) to make look super nice instead of a run down shitty gayaids palace. (2.) Building an actual resort on the beach, which is severely underused and has pleanty of space. (3.) They can all just fucking go to the CC and hang out like they should be doing anyways. Their schedules should include random days where they just go do stuff in there instead of visit the island resort.

With that, I believe I've covered all of the major content that was introduced with 1.5, but I've changed it in a way that makes all of it feel like a natural progression to the game instead of a completely separate area that is a pain to get to until you build teleporters, is annoying to explore, and doesn't have any lasting value besides the greenhouse farm.
To summarize

island farm -> greenhouse upgrades to junimo mystic forest

volcano dungeon and forge -> dwarf dungeon and forge in the mines

leo -> dwarfkid

fossils -> museum

mines -> DEEPER

walnut(more like walbutt) room and quests -> casino expansion

crops and fruit trees -> Sandy

resort -> bathhouse/beach/CC

Simple as
Fuck podunk
(4/4)

harvest moon was what the nips call a "bishoujo game"

Harvest Moon was never a bishoujo game because it includes romance options for both sexes, and you can only choose one while the rest end up with someone else.
Bishoujo games in the past used to feature used goods with ex but this changed when purityfags became very vocal, to the point where even something like Harvest Moon, where the heroines you don't pursue end up with someone else would be called cuckshit. Modern bishoujo game heroines are pure virgins who die alone if you don’t go after them.

but it's pretty clear that maru was not designed to appeal to oil drillers.

Haru is mixed, not Black, she's closer to Latina than to an African woman. Just like Kai

femKrobus

Mod ruined.

Good write up. It would be nice to have a mod that provided all that for us, because as it stands, Ginger Island is always something I stomach simply for the rewards of the forge, Java Ring, and Hoppers.

This is way better
I wonder if any modder can do it

Pdf thread

Leah is still the best

Based unwashed forest hermit "artist".

You can't post PDFs on Anon Babble, retard

pdf normalfag lingo

>>/reddit/

go back sis

he doesn't know

Someone here didn't read about the hack while it was happening and it shows.

Your idea is fucking great and I have a potential solution for the ostrich question
Just change the ostrich to either

a prehistoric megafauna you can revive like the dinosaur egg like a moa

or

some kind of mythical cave animal

Yeah and because of that you can't post them anymore

Yeah, and that board was removed because of it, so you indeed can't.

Just emulate it, 3DS games are easy to emulate and can have a much larger screen in doing so. It's a fun one.

N-NO THAT DOESN'T COUNT

Boom. Donezo.

you can't

Present tense.

Dude, Anti-Fascist is in our name, we MUST be heroes!

Smartest Anon Babbleitical poster.

you don't even understand what I'm getting at. having an ex doesn't "have nothing to do with her appeal." it's a clear negative mark for anyone that isn't a cuck. western character design doesn't even consider that a girl having an ex is a negative because western whores all have body counts. an anime girl game would never make that kind of mistake. that's why I am saying starjew was made with the same western philosophy that people complain about now and only superficially resembled games like harvest moon.

Technically Rune Factory 2 also has exes if you wait too long because you can pull the "I OBJECT" shit at the wedding and a wedding is definitely implicative of an existing relationship

He is right though, if you consider nationalism right wing then sure but all their economic and social policies are pretty left wing. Welfare state, planned economics, intention to remove or reduce different economic classes as much as possible, high focus on green initiatives, etc

I already replied to you, used goods and heroines with ex-boyfriends were common in Japan. Also, purityfags would call you a cuck for playing Harvest Moon, a game where all the girls marry another guy, except for the one you choose.

only way to achieve a chud

What?

You mean ''the fuck is right''
Holy shit what an improvement
People were right: HIRE MODDERS

they can't get laid. the times ive played this game are also when i was talking to the fewest women in my life.

Personally, I believe we need more videogames like this.

I fucking hate this artstyle, neck every faggot who plays this.

I played this game the most when my wife was pregnant, and during the second/third trimester she wanted to fuck a lot. Was fucking great. Waiting for her vag to heal up kinda sucks though

Everyone's all about Jas or Vincent or Linus, but where's all the good Hat Mouse mods?

In a just world there would be anon, there would be.
dilate

I like how most content mods are compatible between them. Big as fuck mod pack when? Also will Ape release a new version or is it safe to mod?

It's probably possible, but you're probably not going to find a modder who wants to remove large peices of content from the game when they could get high off of their own farts by making their "own" content

How is this allowed when a mod making two fucking NPCs white is banned to oblivion?

The prehistoric moa is actually really cool and would fit with an extended suite of ancient crops perfectly (which is the mod I used in that greenhouse pic)

Rules for thee, not for me.

that pic

God, it's like they didn't even attempt to give her any appeal,.it's so fucking soulless
How hard is it to rip off Betty and Veronica/Archie style? At least Archie has appeal. charm and soul despite how bland it is

kys redditor

I say this with complete sincerity. These are objectively better portrait designs than the hideous official ones.

good riddance to bad rubbish

you should have been preparing for your baby, retard

Kek that guys always ready to go

he somehow doesn't know about Lacey

With that said, it's with a heavy heart that I must say I find this mod very hard to recommend. It's commendable that the author (a regular on the official pisscord who's also a troonlover) even made a mouse waifu you can impregnate in the first place, but the mod suffers heavily by not going far enough. It needed just the right bit of degeneracy sprinkled in, like a plot point about Lacey doubting herself for falling in love with a human and once she gets over it her romantic dialogue has her getting wet just by referring to her bf as a human. All her portraits are also pretty shit and she desperately needs ones made by an actual furry artist, but at least that's something that could actually happen in the future.

There's also a huge flaw in the writing the author explicitly doesn't give a shit about (in favor of wasting time adding optional dialogue for some other mediocre mouse-related mods) where NOBODY ever acknowledges that a giant mouse is walking around outside of ONE singular event, which also really took me out of the mod once I noticed it.

Maru's the least picked and most unpopular bachelorette

not only does she have a fridge bod, but she doesn't have tits or an ass

What would compel anyone to date this thing?

I did find that shortly after posting, but you've given me enough reasons to not fuck a mouse. Regarding the portrait, I don't think it's THAT bad. It could be better, sure, but it's cute enough for non-degenerates.

Now, I wonder how one would go about making a full blown character mod....

We still love Jas here. People just got tired of eating bans so she doesn't get posted as often.

I never played the game fully when Emily finally became an option. But she was the one I wanted before she was an option. Ended up taking Haley. Abigal looks like a short stack tho, I like shortstacks.

sex mod with custom animated cgs where?

HOL UP Stardew Valley looks like that?
Damn i need to play it

Ashley in the Ashley & Spooky mod has a full blown VN-style sex scene, just not animated.

more like everyone was sick of you spamming your shitty pedophile mod all the time
piss off

no nipples

its worthless

used goods heroines were common in sex focused games as the "easy to complete" route. that kind of characterization doesn't fit the wholesome farm sim theme of harvest moon and the reason the kakyusei 2 controversy happened was because it didn't match the impression the character in question was giving.

Seethe.

it has nipples, just not in the that trailer

So true sister!

Now say it again without crying.

Noooo! Stop sipping away the update juice! Carol needs it!

I like Haley's mud portrait.
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Nyapu's Portraits inspired by Dong

Hat Mouse and Friends

They Deserve It Too - Portraits for Vendors

Hat Shop Restoration

Mouse Friends in the Forest

We're mousecore now.

based

Mouse Friends in the Forest

Cute and inoffensive, but ultimately worthless. The "Mouse Friends" are literally just animated sprites slapped on the map (the shop where you can trade trash for artifacts is good though), and most of them are just vehicles for weird unfunny dialogue that goes nowhere like the Wizard and Guild mice or basic bitch references like the Gravity Falls and Pokemon mice. A good summary of the game's general modding community in a nutshell.

Mud's mod does nothing for me, at least it makes nexus faggots seethe.

I beat the crap out of Pierre on the town fair, got my glitter pan and upgraded it up to steel, got a fish smoker from the goddamn prize machine, i got pigs and sheeps, about to get a duck and my apple tree is finally giving me stuff.
Next goal: Pray for the traveling cart to sell a crocus and a nautilus shell, maybe the duck feather too so i dont rely on luck, get the pan to gold upgrade and
Im SO close from finishing the community center.

that time the korean Mud-inspired booba mod was slandered by the Diverse Stardew mod author (a FtM troon) as AIslop in not one but multiple servers, while also advertising her shitty mod at the same time

the booba had a vice grip on the front page for the full period while the other one slid off like a wet turd

Experiencing this first-hand really drogr the point to me that troons are genuinely fucking evil and that with them, you lose.

Homosexually coded post

would play if this was real

only 1 of each aminal

The OBVIOUS set up for one barn is

2 cows (both colors)

2 goats

2 sheep

3 piggers

3 ostritches (spoilered incase youre a first time player and haven't gotten there yet

>the booba had a vice grip on the front page for the full period while the other one slid off like a wet turd

which one was which? sentence confused me. troons are disgusting tho kek

Mud's bountiful beauties stayed on the front page for a month while they WOMAN's shitting niggerifying the valley mod was uploaded and forgotten about like every other slopmod

You can keep your Starpoo Smelly, all I need is this.

youtu.be/L0d2Xg04TZk

they're geniuses

is there a version of this mod where they are actually wearing clothes but have the same sexy proportions

takes me out when they're 80% naked all the time

That particular anon was talking about the mod inspired by Mud's which also caught some flak, almost front page mods only last a week at max

mod inspired by Mud's

I keep hearing about this one but have never actually seen it. What's it called?

Damn I might play this game now.

That would be this one, it doesn't have an easily identifiable name nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/32397
It covers all the regular townsfolk, but all of them are also copy-pastes of the same handful of poses

For me its Penny

Urge to colonize...
Rising

stardew valley mod

spade

why are koreans so mentally ill

Why did you make this thread? Are you gay?

It's actually fucking hysterical when you consider that Dememe also got genderswapped .

Want to make a custom pet

But not a texture replacer

Find a mod that does what I want, look at the code. Surely it can't be that ba-

Immediately overwhelmed

Fuck that, I'll just retexture a turtle or something.

Lmfao, only just noticed that. Seriously, why is it a thing over there?

kek is that supposed to be the token black guy just gender swapped?

It's funny that the only reason I know about that stupid shit is because of this place
So when I was at work and I saw a black woman with a queen of hearts tattoo, I instantly knew she only fucked white guys
Like bro I didn't need to know that but thanks

idgi

I wish it would die along with everyone that uses it.
Do you know what it's like to be watching a vietnam documentary and seeing US soldiers put ace of spades cards on the dead bodies of vietnamese soldiers only for the comments to be full of cuck brained retards?

Speaking the Stardew Valley, I am the only one that get creeped out by the original character portraits? There is something uncanny about them, I think is because they are facing directly to the front which makes them look off for some reason.

That sounds fucking awful

Fuck Stardew Valley, give me back Mud (the artist that is making this mod) and their Hex Maniacs.

Thread got me interested in setting up a modded run

Already at 73 mods, including texture edits and necessary library/framework mods

Tested with a new save to make sure they work, and everything is fine so far

Still feel like I've barely started and/or grabbed things that might be too cheaty even if I adjust the configs to remove as much cheaty stuff as possible

Not sure what else to add

Horny mods excluded, I'll make a separate pack for that later. What other mods should I snag? I'm good with textures for now, but I'm all ears for anything else that might be fun or interesting.

Never heard of this game but I'm interested due to this mod. Where do I get it and where do I start with modding?

I really like the dynamic reflections mod and the mod that lets you see fish in the water

this game done updating yet? can i be a lesbian

It's real

dropped

Whoops I just noticed you already had dynamic reflections
A few other random ones
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/14073
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/30138
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/22565
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/15860

Where do I get it

nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/29979

where do I start with modding?

First, get SMAPI. You'll need this for any mods. It's the spine, brain, skeleton, and nervous system of Stardew Valley modding. You will NOT be modding your game without it:
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/2400
Follow the installation instructions. It's really easy to install, and it shouldn't take you more than a couple of minutes. From there, just browse Nexusmods and Moddrop for mods that tickle your fancy. Though, if you're just starting, I'd say play a bit unmodded first. At least until the first Winter. That way, you'll know what you want to mod in and change. From there, just ask in Stardew threads for mods. You'll get suggestions here and there depending on how people feel at the time. If you want to just jump in, search the collections for a good pack that's highly endorsed and sounds decent.
nexusmods.com/games/stardewvalley/collections

Oh, and I forgot to mention, look at what posted. Those are (mostly) the same name as the mods' pages on Nexusmods are. There's a lot of solid choices in there. Just don't download framework/library mods by themselves, and only grab them if they're listed on the mod's requirements. I'll assume you don't know what those are just in case; framework and library mods are like prosthetics, helping another mod work properly. They're built specifically for mods that need more than just SMAPI, and are pretty useless if you don't already have mods that need those frameworks and libraries.

idk
yes

when you have the spirit of an engineer, but not the autismo to be a successful one.

Thanks Anon. I do appreciate the extra work, but when I said "Where do I get it", I meant the game itself lol
Is this just a standalone game I can download somewhere? Or is this a game I have to buy on Steam or something?

Oh, well damn. I skipped the starting line lol. Yeah, you can get it on Steam. It's also on consoles, which somehow allow modding as well.

store.steampowered.com/app/413150/Stardew_Valley/

It's also on consoles, which somehow allow modding as well.

Wait, fucking really? So if I have a modded Switch, can I somehow apply them on there?

I'd suggest looking into it. I can't say yes or no since I bought it on Steam back when it first came out, way before consoles and modding. If you can do it on a modded switch, then more power to ya.

raceplay bullshit

I'd rather wait to see if the MUD or whatever his name is did the townsfolk but since they're all PNGs it shouldn't be too hard to just scrub it off in paint right?

They’re thinking about that BWC and what makes it tick

Just dropping to say thanks.
Fucking faggots not thanking for the sauce.

I looked it up and this is the character that's the coal burner even without mods? so it sort of makes sense.

Made for BWC

Shortstack Abigail > Loli Jas

wrong

Okay the answer is yes and no. There's a mod loader that can work with PC Mods as long as they're XNB, whatever that means, but no one seems to have touch it for a year. I guess I'll wait til I'm not dirt broke and buy it on Steam sometime. I've bookmarked all the pages you sent. Thanks again, man.

XNB is an image filetype, just like PNG. So it basically means you can't use mods that have assets that are not in XNB format. Unfortunate. Hopefully you can enjoy the game soon.

It's generic, unappealing, boring and soulless
These indie faggots should be ashamed of being American
America is the same country that gave us things full of soul like Classic Disney, Warner Bros., Fleischer Bros., Jessica Rabbit etc. and these faggots do the lamest boring style imaginable.