The fuck is wrong with Stardew Valley modders?

The fuck is wrong with Stardew Valley modders?

Wtf I love Maru now

Ok but where is the Jas in that mod?

This is an objective improvement

I like harvest moon type games but i always avoided this trash because it looked like woke tumblr slop but i might give it a try now.

show me jodi

o_o

What porn mods are there out there for this game?

But can they be fucked?

I agree; this mod has problems.
The range is too big and doesn't reflect the original art enough.
Abigail is short and busty in sprite, not a middle schooler, and the sisters are not that stacked.
The modded sprites themselves are comically bad to try and match the portraits.
Somehow Maru's overalls turned into a stupid mankini.

the designs don't reflect personalities...

Name of the mod?

this
she better be the biggest

WTF
installing right now!

Is there a proper NTR mod for Stardew?

Abby is the flattest

Canonically wrong.

Common Emily mogging Haley.

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What's the name of the mod, you faggot son of a bitch?

Wake me up when he finishes genderbending the bachelors.

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Why in the fuck would you make Abigail the skinny flat one? Ruined.

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I understand its supposed to be erotic, but the whore garb really is just less sexy than their normal clothes.
A skirt that gives hints is so much better than a belt that reveals all.
A shirt that shows a bit of cleavage is superior to a microbikini.
You get the picture.

Mod source?

SV thread

No Jas poster

It's so over...

A few, Xtardew Valley, Lewd Valley, and Valley Girls. You have to download Expanded to make Xtardew work and it's a lot of bloat.

Horny Girls of Stardew Valley, it's banned in most mod places but the mod list floating around here occasionally should have it

This but unironically

I want to play it but I get whiplash since only the bachelorettes have new art...

I swear it's impossible to find good mods that add attractive bachelorettes into the game that aren't memes. The only one i've been able to find is Rasmodia which is part of Xtardew anyway.
There's a few other chink based ones but they're laughably out of date. There's one that adds a girl named Quinn but she just comes across as another normal option.

Horny Girls of Stardew Valley is banned

Why?

i hope he does the entire town after he does the bachelors. I need to know if mayor lewis will be turned into a gilf.

this. Abigail is STACKED, like that hentai comic about Demon's Souls where Yuria the Witch was captured and her soul was combined with the Adjudicator boss's soul and she got transformed into a slam pig and got banged.

i want a mod where i can romance eric

I want to have sex with all of them

gonna need a link to that comic

Devious Valley/Craterdom is the best of them all.

Where's the Jas poster?

There's one that adds a girl named Quinn but she just comes across as another normal option.

I have the Quinn mod and shes pretty decent, and some of the Ridgeside girls are also nice as long as you use the bbbong mod. But yeah i overall agree, for whatever reason all the mods that add a single NPC into the game, they always make the girl ugly and fat for whatever reason.

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inb4 Jas

I want fuck she.

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The problem is that there aren't enough of these mods.
It's all garbage like "yandere x" character mod and Tumblr tier trite made by some some tranoid or gay.

in our hearts and minds. rest peacefully little prince

i really like that one datetable jodi mod. the modder nailed the lonely, horny milf style.

Ooh, that was a good one.

I told my friend about that comic, can I have a sadpanda link so I can show it (to him of course haha)

ridgeside

I'll probably never download that mod. The sheer amount of bloat is just completely unmanageable for me.

Emily

Actual 10/10 design
They knocked it out of the park. No other girl can compete.

doesn't look like fake animal ears

tail coming out from her ass

She is cute indeed
It is bloated for sure, but if you just want to add and date the girls you dont really have to interact with the mod itself since the girls will visit the vanilla areas so you can talk with them there and build relationship, you just have to visit the town sometimes to trigger event cut scenes but otherwise you will not be missing anything, but yeah for sure you need the bbbong mod to make it work nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/23757 and for whatever reason it does not include the wedding image that were deleted from nexus but i saved them onto my pc you just put them into the bbbong mod and replace the old ones filebin.net/4oeif72sawvqu0xs

I honestly would eat her asshole if she looked like this

Yeah well I eat ass regardless of skin color.

I need the source RIGHT NOW

Abigail complains about being flat in the vanilla game

inshallah this is heresy delete this right now fucking nappy ass braids and chocolate shit skin i unironically do not believe any white man can be attracted to these MONKEYS i feel like is a fucking glowie and/or jew just like every other black queen poster

I just like black womens assholes

what about Penny's mom

doesnt her sprites have the fattest tits or was that the bimbo?

Can I fuck and marry the old hags yet?

Too many disgusting brown people in that picture

He doesn't eat ass

NGMI
Yeah i'd eat her ass too.

Picnic with Jas!

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Thanks anon, I'll give them a download and if I get to perfection on my current run I might add it just to give the run some more life and objectives.

I will now play your game again

are there ANY good working mods that let you romance the hags?

Checked
But I mean the source for this pic bro

it looks like hair styled around some sort of ball shaped accessory to me, so we know what the tail is

So, after the bachelors will the rest of the townsfolk also have the artstyle? I want to do a playthrough but I have to wait until he's done.

I like the black Jas

Not fat enough

There are alternatives.

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Good luck anon, i just started a new save file myself with a custom farm

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Sorry anon, I tried but reverse search has been poisoned by a bunch of reddit bullshit and I'm not gonna trawl through all of that shit. I found it before but the manga was pretty forgettable, that frame is really the best part about it iirc.
Maybe someone else knows the name.

This is what gamers want.

Can you at least build a second bridge later or do you really need to go all the way to the bottom section to cross over?

Elliot becomes an ojousama?

This. It makes my peepee hard and enrages leftists.

mod that makes SV playable

at last

Theres nothing to be mad about here we already knew you right wingers are sex obsessed gooners

Looks like there's stepping stones that let you cross over by the island.

Holy moly I'm in love

You can step on the stones in the water to cross it, and the lamps in the water light up at night

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Wow, they made Maru tolerable.

No milfs

Dropped

Where's Penny? Nobody cares about Whoreley!

I don't remember that event in the mod. Or the one about eggs.

Ah neato, that's fine then.

Penny

We all had her John, but you married her!

for me its either jodi or bust.

What a great improvement

nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/29455 it is this map, its nice that it does not overwrite any existing maps but you just select it as its own thing, they did several cool lookimg maps too so can recommend

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Making the girl with the largest breast flat and ass focus is not funny or clever, if it was to make Abigailfags seethe or whatever you got me to be a bit upset. I hope this mod comes with an option to give her big breasts at least

Yeah those fountains are a nice touch, I'll use this for my next playthrough I think. Thanks!

Waterfalls*, even.

Right-wingers goon to sexy anime girls, Left-wingers goon to animals and kids, we're not the same.

no problem, this one is also nice but its a bit smaller compared to vanilla sizes, but i know some people do enjoy the smaller scales ones nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/30866

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I'll goon to anything, I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end. I goon from Anal to Zoo and everything inbetween.

based based based

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So do the sex mods have sprite sex or just text and still images?

What is a man? A miserable little pile of fetishes.

those nipple placements are crazy bad

That's my green little wife right there in the bottom left corner.

depends on the mod. which slut do you want to fuck?

The fuck is wrong with Stardew Valley modders?

A good chunk of them release updates too damn slowly.

The koreans have the best skins but it was always a pain in the ass to get their shit.

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i liked talkoh's portraits

i'm doing something similar with nevergrind online. the game uses A i art but i wanna change it to a more anime aesthetic.

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Original spritework is so fucking ugly holy shit.

But where are the futas?

lmao this nigga faps even to seapea.

Why did I google that?

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What's that? I only got some flower and a drink.

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This is a nice map, I think I'll use it whenever I do another playthrough.

I've never played the game but I like big titty glasses bitches.

I will now play your game

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Stardew valley is a soulless copy without an ounce of the charm of what is trying to copy. It's fueled by western autism and prejudice against japanese games by westerners.
Modders try to improve this piece of shit to no avail.

There were a few scenes considered to be rapey, Demetrius fucking Haley, George making Maru suck him off when she goes to his house for a checkup, etc.

ain't clicking that

Stardew valley is a soulless copy

Ironic coming from the retard whose favorite franchise got cucked out of its name and had to be spun-off into a soulless copy under a different name. HMfags deserve to be forcefully ejected from the history books for being such little bitches.

Cucked out of the name

Natsume became Jews and started doing what? Soulless copies of something that was good. Still no one can replicate the charm of the originals.

WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FROG HAVE TO DO WITH THAT

I suddenly have the urge to play Stardew Valley again. Joke and porn mods aside, what were some of the essential mods? Obviously SMAPI, but it's been so long since I last played that I don't even have my old mods installed anymore.

They are mentally healthy for doing this.

Genderbend is I've of my weaknesses.
Fine I'll finally play the game

whats even the point of this game, just some boring chores and light management
its like an office job

there has been a genderbend mod for years

His porn of Hex Girl in Animal Crossing was always a gem

image implies qvsexy drill ojousama would be living a fucking hut

I don't know why but thats the first thing I thought about when seeing this image and while my dick still got hard I felt offended.

Ok Yandere Dev what ever you say.

Who cares, it's easy to find anyway and is 1.6 compatible.

Depends on what you view as essential. A lot of mods are pure convenience.
For retextures I like:

Elle's Cuter collection (cats, dogs, trinkets, horses barn, coop, buildings)

DaisyNiko's Earthy recolour (makes entire town look a little more muted instead of the pure bright greens and yellows of the ground)

Seasonal Cute Characters

Seasonal Cute Characters: White Maru and Demetrius

Less Diverse Valley

For additional game content that can't be construed as convenience gimmicks

Love of Cooking

Canon Dialogue Expansion

Unique Dating Responses

Immersive Family

Lasting Conversation topics

Immersive Unique + Unique Children talk

Romanceable Rasmodia (turns Wizard into a romanceable Witch)

Then ofcourse the longest list which are mods that can be construed as conveniences or more questionable for some people

Better Ranching

Better Junimos

Better Beehouses

Destroyable Bushes

Happy Birthday

Polyamory Sweet

Automate (you'll need to set yourself limits with this)

NPC Map Locations

Zoom Level

Stardew Valley Expanded

>Xtardew (needs SVE above)

Lannah - Female Lance

Craftable Auto Petter

Mobile Phone (I use this only to contact people if they give me quests to kill X amount of mobs in caves or fish up X amount of fish so I can just call them and tell them I did what they wanted)

I'd also shop around for the more popular custom farm layouts.

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prejudice against japanese games by westerners.

the history of stardew is

Ape loves game genre

no one is making competent versions of this genre

he makes his own

it's a massive success because it's literally just an old harvest moon game but branched out into crafting and level ups

It's not his fault that AAA are completely averse to making these kinds of games. The last decade of farming/relationship games that've been shat out by Japan have been complete dogshit.