Skyrim belongs to the Nords!
Actually.... no it doesn't. It belongs to the Elves. Snow Elves lived there long before the Nords arrived and the Deep Elves were also there before Nords arrived. If anything, Skyrim belongs to the Thalmor and the snow apes are just larping colonizers.
If someone says "X belongs to Y!" what they actually mean is "I want X to belong to Y!" People only say that kind of phrase if currently either it does not belong to Y or the situation seems unstable and will change soon.
How would they actually respond to this if you used the mantella mod?
It can only belong to the people alive.
Okay the 1 single snow elf left can have a nice house in Winterhold or something.
as a progressive nord supremacists, we should've kept the female snow elves as warbrides
Just like America belongs to Native Americans right?
Snow elfs were dicks
Turks btfo
You got btfo and ran to the dwemer who cackled as they removed your sight so you lose connection with your primary god and source of meaning
Palestinian bros…
shoulda sank the ships
or at least been better at surprise genocide
How could the Nords genocide this?
If your entire race got btfo by 500 retards, you don't deserve shit.
The greatest human in history needed an elf made machine to beat elves. Couldn't do it conventially. If we wanted we could recreate the Ayleid Empire.
If you had an axe that dealt bonus damage to elves, why wouldn't you use it to genocide elves? Ysgramor did nothing wrong.
No.
ALL ELVES MUST DIE
Nords are literal snow niggers. Their intelligence is on par with sandniggers (Redguards)
the correct term is "snowback".
Ysgramor did nothing wrong. Praise Talos.
Actually you’re wrong! Skyrim does in fact belong to the nords AND snow elves tongue my anus!!
Snow Elves literally started the entire conflict you retards. Nords dug up some magic bullshit they buried and instead of saying "hey that's really dangerous we buried that for a reason" they just started slaughtering the Nords no shit they'd get mad and come back for Round 2.
Reminder that the greatest human mage in TES history was a Nord
Reminder that the greatest human mage in TES history was a Nord
didn't dwemer build spellbreaker specifically because they were scared of shalidor and were still btfo?
Why? So they can produce more snow elves? Hell no.
Yes that's right lol, it was him vs the entire Rourken clan
Nord
Isn't Azra a Breton?
No.
Ysgramor did nothing wrong
Only not finishing the job
elves chatted shit
got banged
WE DINDU NUFFIN THE 500 NAZIS SHOA'D US FOR NO REASON
Bonus damage to elves
Somehow does not deal bonus damage to bretons
Are they manmer or not?
Zurin Arctus wasn’t a Nord
With axes
I never noticed that face on the axe's head.
the lore makes it pretty clear that by the time of skyrim bretons barely have any elf blood and nobody considers them elves, especially not elves themselves. they worship gayass elf gods though so banter about them being mutts is acceptable
They really 90% man, 10% mer
There was zero reason not to fuck them into submission.
You literally have to cope worship Talos in fear in your secret rooms. You talk tough but won't tell a Thalmor soldier you worship Talos to his face.
Falmer are a direct analogue of red indians
live with the natives peacefully, a few skirmishes here and there oh well
suddenly they attack for no reason, genocide a settlement and (in the red indians case) rape all the women
settlers wage a forever war with more coming by boat every day to carry this on
unlucky falmer/red indians - all you had to do was not murder and rape
might makes right bitch
me reckons night of tears was a dwemer false flag
henlo falmer
henlo you stinky ELF
go live in a cave ugly
they're the TES subversion of half-elves => they're men with semi-pointy ears and innate magic skills
Oh fuck that's some nice thinkin
you should stand across from Heimskr and shout out stuff about that so the people know
Skyrim belongs to the conquerors. If the snow elves want it back then all two of them are going to have to fight for it
And for taking revenge against their attempted genocide the snow elves froze atmora and pretended to be in the right.
Never forget that any genocide against elves is justified.
It's not even like Nords were being assholes in the first place. Been a while since I even bothered going into the lore regarding that entire squabble but weren't they just settling on land they thought was abandoned? It's not like the Snow Elves told them not to settle there and they refused to listen like jerks they had no fucking idea what they were doing wrong.
The nords were there first actually
It makes sense when you realize that the higher elvers basically see humans as animals. You don't discuss with a wolfpack why it shouldn't stick around inside a nuclear silo. You don't bow and entertain them unless you are trying to domesticate one.
And when they start being a problem, not even a violent one just any slight problem, you go in and cut them down because in the end they are just beasts not worth the blood of people that waiting would cost.
It's why the altmer are actually the most liberal and open minded of the elves.
God, Elves in TES are such fucking retards it's unreal.
Built for crawling in caves
it belongs to whoever can keep it, snowfairy.
Nords were cooler in Morrowind
Seen any eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelvessssssssssssssss?
Skyrim is shallow
Everything was cooler in morrowind. The cultural boner for LOTR ruined TES lore. Atleast especially the boner Todd had for it and has for everything being milquetoast as possible
Who does Hammerfell belong to?
The Empire.
claiming ownership of nature
fundamentally flawed
launch a surprise sneak attack on unsuspecting civilians, women and children
Am I supposed to feel any kind of sympathy for them? Because I'm physically incapable of doing so.
The fact that, instead of gracefully disappearing like the dwemer, the falmer got turned into mutated abominations its an appropriate punishment, as its also an appropriate reflection of their rotten souls.
i completed skyrim for the first time recently and god damn the voice acing in this game so shitty, especially the civil war quest. Replace it all with AI, gonna get much better quality.
i find it comfy due to nostalgia but you do you
voice acing in this game so shitty
most of the elements of Skyrim are
I went for the Stormcloaks this time, last time I did the civil war quest was when I pirated it a decade ago
Ulfric sounds like a fag, and that part at the end where he asks Galmor if his speech went well was the cherry on top
dumb barbarians that kept getting tricked out of their clothes for one reason or another
Pssh. If you want to get those blind vagina face fuckers to come out and take it back go right ahead.
Turns hardy Atmorans into snow Bretons
Good job, progressive nord supremacist.
Most of the Nords you see in Skyrim are "Imperialized" even the Stormcloaks. The real Nords are the reachmen or random bandits you find. The savages in the snow are the true Nords of Skyrim not the city or towns folk.
The real Nords are the reachmen
do you know anything about the Reachmen
they'd allahu akbar you for saying that
Snow Elves win somewhat in the end, anyways. Nords are breeding themselves to extinction.
The 5 Holds without cuck Jars openly worship Talos in the streets at the start of the game
Thalmor don't do shit about it
arch.b4k.dev
Go back to plebbit with your nigger fetish.
Aldmer had flesh gardens
Altmer have the Thalmor
Bosmer eat people
Dunmer worship fucking Boethiah as one of the Good Daedras
Dwemer forced Falmer to early let toxic mushrooms until they went blind
Are the Orsimer the only sane mers in the setting? Not counting the ones we know little about like the Maormers
What the fuck are Wood Elves doing in Skyrim? Dark Elves and Imperials make sense. But Valenwood is way far from Skyrim.
The children of the sky were originally born at the throat of the world from Kyne before moving to Atmora and becoming Atmorans. When they decided to return to their rightful ancestral homelands they saw disgusting knife ear faggots like you plaguing their lands and even still the aimed for peace over war. Only after you snow niggers butchered their people at Saarthal did they finally raise their hand and return with the 500 Companions. You are the outsider and you got what you fucking deserved knife ears. Skyrim belongs to the Nords then, now, and forever.
Are the Orsimer the only sane mers in the setting?
They're also total bros with the Empire. Their service in the Emperor's legions is the reason they're not treated like goblins. Makes the Bretons and Redguards seethe, which is just icing on the cake.
The fact that somehow there's more Altmer than Redguards in Skyrim is retarded. It's literally right next to Hammerfell and both the Reach and Falkreath bleed into there as well.
Orcs committed nonstop slaughter many points in history and only in the 3rd era have they been deemed "civilized" enough to not attempt to rape and or murder every breton or redguard they see.
Okay mahmoud but you're being deported
It's not retarded. There's a significant Thalmor presence
What you think you deserve one or something, just for being a nord?
What you think you deserve one
Dear divines, no. I never said only one!
Nobody cares about your extinct race
But won't tell a Thalmor soldier you worship Talos to his face
I do this every playthrough. Even if my current playthrough is Breton mage worshipping Arkay, I just love some altmer genocide. In Helgen Reborn I was very pleased with option to kill everyone in Thalmor prison instead of doing it peacefully.
Daily reminder that morrowind is for troons
I read The Real Barenziah and I don't appreciate how she doesn't marry the nice nord boy and instead goes for literally anyone. I hate dunmer women so much
Reminder that the greatest human mage in TES history was a Nord
Miraak?
Dunmer women are made BCP (Barbed Cat Penis)
Shalidor
Miraak got jobbed twice lol
Oh okay. Nords in lore honestly have a really good track record as mages and not just barbarians. The Dragon Priests are powerful liches as well and one of them enchanted the weapons of all of Norddom to genocide the Falmer
He had hundreds of years in Mora's library you'd think he'd learn better spells than Sparks
Animals can't own lands. Falmer don't have human souls and are therefore no different to goblins or wolf's.
he was a very underwhelming boss fight
the dragon flight sequence looked cool, but I was expecting more than just gay tentacle attacks and basic mage spells
my 100 health mage beat the shit out of him with just the dual cast stagger lightning bolts and occasionally side stepping his gay shouts
Mannimarco was an altmer though.
Don't care, I want a dunmer wife and to pump out cute little gray skinned half breeds
Vanus Galerion wasn't a nord
Banana elves doesnt make it heirs just because snow elves are just pale banana elves ingame
Did you miss the civil war going on over exactly that or what
The civil war in which half of all nords are killing the other half, to stop them from worshipping T*los and incurribg the wrath of the thalmor?
Imperial army is mostly imperials, nords make up town guards and garrisons
imperial army
Half of skyrim sided with the empire.
Yeah, half. The other half worships talos openly and kills the thalmor on sight.
Skyrim was promised to the Mer by the gods four thousand years ago
Skyrim belongs to everyone and it can belong to you too with just a small payment of $39.99 you can get the base game as well as all the DLC!
I've already bought your game twice, Todd
human
Vanus Galerion is a jobber through and through though. Also created the guild which was a glorified extortion racket for mages to use against mages
The Mages’ Guild is still a better place to learn magic than the College of Winterhold thougheverbeit
I always play as a young male nobleman human in all RPG games.