Doom lost to this
Doom lost to this
Both are Non-Buynary
Right
Kino extreme leftist game made for chud entertainment
Left
Redditor slop that serves zero porpuse besides trying to further the Doom Slayer marvel universe
Learn the difference
So what's wrong with the new doom game?
I'm surprised I havn't heard this take enough but people just don't have the money to be spending on every triple-A game that comes out anymore.
Doom sounds cool. It's a good franchise, the game probably isn't bad. It's just not worth spending full price on when most people can afford 1 or 2 big game purchases a year, and some indie games to supplement.
We're in a recession.
Boring.
Slower than Eternal
Not as cool as 2016
It's woke bullshit
TUMMY HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Doom lost to this
Based , need more pics of this cutie
Should have added a MILF to doom.
I... AM KYYYIIIV
Kino, pure kino.
Delicious flatness.
€80
DENUVO (runs like shit)
ALWAYS ONLINE DRM (meaning the game WILL die)
FORCED RTX (can't turn it off and looks like shit)
WOKE (you're bossed around by a tranny)
STORY SUCKS (capeslop ayy lmao lore)
GAMEPLAY SUCKS (parryslop mobile game-tier but in FPS)
No Mick Gordon.
it's not even a doom game
it's a mix of retarded zoom zoom bing bing wahoo mechanics, that somehow manages to be slow regardless
the only thing that makes it a doom game is the main character
mobile game-tier
some gacha even look better and run good
the only thing that makes it a doom game is the main character
main character
Who is brainwashed and ordered around because this is le prequel.
So there’s actual chord progression now?
What is ukraine have to do with that?
requires bethesda account to play single player
I gave Eternal a negative review because of this and I'll give this one a negative review as well.
after I buy it for $1.99 10 years from now, of course
SIT
AND
SHIT
you could pirate it in a few months when they remove denuvo, and not be bothered by any gaythesda account
The webm that killed doom
Nobody has played it so that is currently unknown
Doom Slayer™! Some of those energy balls are GREEN! GREEN projectile attacks can be parried! Parry the GREEN projectiles to reflect them back at the boss!
It’s Doom. There’s no rush to get into it. You already know what the gameplay is all about. Just wait until there’s a sale
It’s better than Eternal, worse than 2016.
They could have fixed from looking so out of place by making it so that
projectiles are twice as fast
they are no longer color-coded
you can parry all projectiles
All it needs is a Halo-like minimap/radar and a dash.
So is the music in the new DOOM any decent without Mick Gordon?
It really did
I made it. And where did I get it from? An IGN video promoting the game.
holy shit morrigan ages worse than flemmeth and has worse clothing style
Fucked up isn't it. Why are you people buying every RPG that comes out, no matter how shitty and woke it is?
I remember when IGN animals struggled to play DOOM 2016 and it made people shit on them and want to play the game instead because they'd do better at it because what it offered was promising.
But now IGN playing the game effortlessly showcases how the game is ultra shit and nobody wants it.
Good job for pandering to crippled journalists, Hugo you moron.
It's too irritating to watch, no way I'm gonna buy and play this shit. Why did they think it's more interesting to only be able to parry one of them. Did they worry it was too much for retards if they built their system around being able to parry and deflect anything? Parrying all projectiles in all directions in doom would have looked cool and an actual innovation on the game. Not this shit
Mmmm, flat.
dark ages
And here I thought we could have early medieval Doom.
projectiles are twice as fast
the cuck devs made those available as settings instead. Even the voicelines get sped up as a result KEK
made for big yasuke cock thats why you can play both
It's just expensive and runs like shit thanks to forced RTX and Denuvo. It also came out like two weeks after Oblivion Remastered, during the release of the new turn-based darling Clair Obscur, and came out during a massive Helldivers 2 event. Literally the worst three possible things that could have fucked it.
Does this look fun to you?
She's underage.
lmao what the fuck is this
It's like they made marauders(everyone's favorite bit without a doubt) the whole game
2025
still not minmaxing your pronouns
it's turkyiv
Where did the whole "it runs like shit" meme come from? It's actually really well optimized on PC. There's essentially zero stuttering and it loads levels almost instantly.
The game is dogshit for many reasons, but I feel like the people spouting this bit haven't actually played it.
dont put the blame to helldivers 2 besides 100k and some more playing tomorrow and the last week
I liked how Eternal was fast zooming around and Dark Ages looks like it was made to please the anons who complained about it not being Doom.
Obsessed zigger can only think about what pootin propaganda tells him (yes, even on a game board of a foreign site). Ziggers should be put down like dogs, yes
too bad they pleased none of that
It's a pasta retard, calm down
devs thought reddit viraljeets&trannys are real audience and listened to them
33 seconds until gun is used in a doom boss
YESSSS! YESSSSSS! THIS IS THE _REEEEL_ DOOM! THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHAT THEY WANTED TO MAKE IN THE 90S BUT WERE LIMITED BY THE TECHNOLOGY! YESSSS! THIS IS REEEEEEEEEEL DOOM, I'M DOOOOMING, GUYS, I FELL LIKE A REAL ZOOM SLAYA (TM) RIP AND TEAR HAHAHAHA I DO IN FACT RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEARINGLY OH YES I LOVE ZOOM SLAYA (TM) SO MUCH
edit: thanks for the gold!
edit 2: wow, this is the first time I'm getting so much upvotes, thank you guys, it's really important for me
edit 3: dm me your dog pictures
I don't think Eternal feels like DOOM but Dark Ages is way less like DOOM than Eternal. Having a parry in DOOM is a little odd but making the parry a mandatory part of every single fight is wild
Im already sold on her, you dont need to keep making me like her even more.
the only thing that makes it a doom game is the main character
Kill yourself, nigger
ZOOM SLAYA has nothing to do with Doom
god I hate how nu-doom looks. everything has LED highlighting and shit. classic doom was pretty grounded, like a gritty 80s action flick before it got into flesh walls (which still didnt have LEDs stuck in them)
I can only imagine the team discussions they had to arrive at this style of gameplay.
I've seen hundreds of comments that this is indeed the real Doom we're supposed to have
Everyone who likes zoom cringeternal and heretic: the dark ages of painkiller, osu edition should be killed
Be happy you get to use it at all
That's a guy clearly playing with a controller who seemingly has never played an fps before. Most eternal webms have the player hitting all the simons says green lights, the game just looks boring as fuck (haven't played and likely never will)
It's what bazinga show would tout as doom
So you wanna tell me you aren't a zigzog?
Sorry I skimmed your post and didn't realize you're complwtely right lmao
My God is the purple bar really like a Sekiro posture meter?
That's Dean Takahashi. Research him, this fucker is widely responsible for many, many games having their mechanics and systems gutted in the 2010s. Mass Effect 2 was going to have a hybrid reload system where guns cooled down passively, but could have the heatsink swapped in a pinch. He never understood it and mashed the reload button until he had nothing left. Bye bye hybrid system. Prior to that, he didn't understand the levelling system in Mass Effect 1, which is why the levelling system was so simplified in 2.
Yes. This is the REAL Doom
Fuck Doom 3, this right here is what a REAL Doom game should look like
complwtely
UwU
The essence of Doom peaked with this song
It is not particularly fun to play and doesn't really do anything better than the last two nu-dooms. It also does not run very well compared to them. It attempts to have a plot and lore beyond "you are doom guy go kill demons" which feels out of place in the series.
It is a middling, somewhat boring game, that seems to have been made for people who didn't like doom in the first place. They made a game that wasn't doom and called it doom, hoping that old players would buy it on name recognition and new players would buy it for being something different. But instead old players didn't buy it because it's different and new players didn't buy it because it's doom.
Basically if the devs were redskins with those descriptive names they earn in childhood they'd all be "Falls on head" and "Sips on glue"
80 euros
gameplay plagued by progression system, pacing, level desing. Not bad by itself but you are at 30% of the game when it start to get fun
pacing and rythm of the game is all over the place.
mecha and dragon segment are shit
forced ray tracing
feel less optimized than previous entry while looking the same.
No Mick Gordon.
Nothing really. just the insance pricing and it being more of the same
Just wait for the inevitable price drop and sales like the previous titles
00:42
Gameplay design has regressed so much it's unreal
Dark Ages seems like a massive over-correction that makes Doom 2016 look like an ADHD-fest in comparison even with its 12 enemy limit. It's wild when you considering said Doom 2016 is largely responsible for the "boomer shooter" genre as its called, in which modern games imitate 90s Doom Clones with new twists.
too expensive
dududududududu brrrraaaap dududududud braaaaaaap
Holy shit, don't get me started on the nuzoom music
Zoom Cringeternal (and now Heretic: The Dark Ages of Painkiller) introduced millions of people to this genre. Now, they bang their heads and think this is how heavy metal is supposed to sound because nigger rap was the only thing they had listened to before. Mick "The Fartmaster" Gordon, who can only bang his flaccid penis on his mistuned guitar, is a fucking schizo retard. And not these faggots hired another band that basically plays the same shit
it's... it's djent
Who cares, nigger? It's shit djent. Put it up your ass, nigger
THIS is what REAL music for a PROPER shooter should sound like
youtube.com
Also this
youtube.com
Why does Doom have cutscenes in the first place?
Game journos are such a blight of the industry.
I have spent tens of thousands of hours playing Soulslike parry slop games. Terrible games to completion because I love me some parryslop. IF I BUY DOOM I WANT TO FUCKING PLAY DOOM! NOT EVERY GAME NEEDS FUCKING PARRYING! WHO WANTS THIS SHIT?
STAND
It's mid. Worse than Eternal, arguably worse than 2016 Doom although it's been nearly a decade since I played that game so I hardly remember.
You can make a valid argument that it's the worst game in the entire DOOM franchise. But it's a solid game.
marauder is the most hated enemy in Eternal because of his red light green light mechanic
double down in the sequel by making every enemy the marauder with a red light green light mechanic
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!
I just dont understand why they gave you such an overtuned shield
Haven't played it, and seeing as it has parryslop, red light/green light gimmicks and both turret and vehicle sections, I probably never will
there is no way this is real
I like how everywhere else people are just coping B-BUT GAMEPASS lmao.
Both your examples are ass and reek of pop nu-metal.
he's in this very thread monetizing you retards in real time
Rumia skin DOKO?
Can someone post a webm of the dragon sections, they’re genuinely worse than the mech and turret ones
What a fucking subhuman pajeet
I don't see him stealing my posts so I guess it's fine, reddit/facebook does it too anyways
Not only are your posts getting monetized but you're giving him money by giving him views which makes you king of the retards. My liege!
Feels like there's less buzz around the game now
Eat shit you inbred shitskin
Was this game made for a fucking controller why does shit have so many bullet time events.
Ancient gods dlc was the worst thing that could've happened to Doom until Dark Ages came out
he doesn't even show it's part of a Anon Babble thread anymore
he just outright steals the pic like it's his own
Pajeets are somehow getting worse.
it's probably gonna appear in Marathon at some point
Doomguy didn't say trans rights!
what's with the boob armor on the left? she doesn't even have any tits... might as well just give her normal armor
this 100%
crabs in a bucket, you all go into the oil alive.
He was crying like a bitch when Anon Babble was down because his income went down
This is what you faggots get for tolerating this I hope he keeps doing it.
Its 100% not a Doom game even non fans can see this shit is not Doom Its some shitty experimental game wearing a Doom skin
How do colorblind deal with this?
porpuse
porpoise*
You can change color
I really fucking hate what DOOM became man all the capeshit MCU bitches all flocked to the games now the game means nothing besides "LE RIP LE TEAR LE DOOM SLAYER VS 9k GUYS DUDE BIG MECH IM CLAPPING BIG DRAGON IM CLAPPING EVEN HARDER DUDE HE SAID THE THING!" Doom is the capeshit MCU of games now
zoomerspeak translation:
I got filtered by the game :(
Eternal was a stunt, like pg13 sequel of R-rated movie that gather old fans and kids who want to look at something cool and mature.
Dark Ages doesn't have any connections with that "cool and mature" anymore, it blatantly sells toys
It has the most Doom Slaya wank out of all of the games
Even the original game ended with his stupid pet rabbit died and he got traumatized because of it. Doomguy owning funkopops and being abit quirky is not that far off.
Always important to mention he was the same guy who got stuck on the tutorial of Cuphead
Not as frequently mentioned but also worth mentioning is Dean Takahashi's long-winded response where he spent the majority of the word count complaining about gamers and gamergate (in 2017)
venturebeat.com
Even the original game ended with his stupid pet rabbit died and he got traumatized because of it.
This was a joke in the non-canon Episode 4 that was not part of the original game. It has never actually been canon that that is the marine's pet rabbit, much less that its death was the motivation behind his actions.
learn about "medieval DOOM" in development
get hyped
see footage
guns, lasers, pretty colors, mechshit
Why isn't the game melee focused?
Where are the morningstars, zweihanders, flails, giant warhammers? Why isn't ranged weaponry an automatic ballista, fire lances, or huge smoothbore hand cannons?
Why aren't the enemies melee hordes in appropriate metal armor? Why aren't they firing hellfire arrows at me, or operating greebly infernal machine ballistas or huge siege machine mechs of wood and hell energy? Why aren't they throwing old black powder grenades with brimstone?
Why aren't minions dragging out with ropes huge colosseum monsters bred in hell, with haphazard metal armor stamped on them like Mexican cockfighting roosters?
How in the name of fuck is the best game with melee horde combat in 2025 still Vermintide 2?
It is canon now, deal with it. Doomguy even commissioned an artwork featuring his current appearance with the rabbit.
How can something so hardass also be so reddit?
Suits said they had to play it safe to sell, so they did the safest decision possible. No large scale gimmicks or identity, just take the successful Eternal gameplay, simplify the progression, and add the trendy parry gimmick because it's cool and in style.
don't play game
complain it doesn't have things that it actually does
nu-Anon Babble in a nutshell
REAL music
calm down unc
Tortanicfags won
The best Doom song is this one
youtube.com
nu-Doom
Who gives a fuck?
The idea it was ever his pet never made any sense in the first place. It was a wild rabbit in some random field on earth. Anyone who has actually seen the sequence in which it appears would know full well that was definitely not his pet rabbit.
STANDING BACK
AND
STANDING BY
Doomguy is a basedboy. The makyr granted him power because he is obedient, which in a way, he is.
It doesn't have a coherent aesthetic. They should have gone all in, no modern guns, no traffic lights.
Doom (2013) was the last good doom. After that they just fucked it all up. Doom Eternal introduced comically bad, rail roaded mechanics and doom dark ages just doubled down on it. The game director manager niggers do not deserve the coders in the back that actually made an excellent engine. A shame
thats super lame
unironically filtered
WORLD WAR DOOM
set in the trenches
entire arsenal are doom weapons but ww1-inified
Would you play it?
they unironically made DOOM parry slop
Whatever happened to this douchebag's lawsuit against Bethesda? Running around claiming you're going to sue someone and then years later still not having done so reeks of "I'm full of shit!"
that gameplay just look awful
Trench Crusader?
I mean, entire John Wick franchise kickstarted from a deceased dog.
Sonic Mayhem in Quake 2 is nu-metal
You're a pederast
That's a terrible comparison. First, John Wick is gay as fuck. Second, John Wick is the villain of the franchise.
M-Maybe Veilguard deserves my attention
There's nothing wrong with Dark Ages underperforming, there's something wrong with 89,000 people simultaneously buying and playing Veilguard.
Doomslayer! Do a Barrel Roll!
he got traumatized because of it
Picrelated is the face of the "traumatized" man in question
You're a disingenuous pederast. It was merely a joke. No one made Doom 2 about Dooguy avenging his rabbit, you cockscucking sperm swallowing idiot
Damn. You FPS boys have been done dirty. I feel sorry for you, I really do.
Mick's revenge. Spiritually the universe is punishing Marty.
You can easily beat Ultra Nightmare by setting player damage to 50 and damage to enemies to 1000
The devs clearly overlooked this feature or didn't playtest the difficulty mode at all when it can be easily broken by sliders.
Face distorts from emotional pain
Fucking reddit franchise
Because re-releasing the same shit for the hundredth time gets boring.
If you played Doom 2016 or Doom Eternal you played them all.
What exactly do you expect people to do? Stop making posts so there's nothing to scrape?
you cheated not only the game but yourself
they wouldn't have overlooked this, they just wanted a "gold star" for everyone without making it look intentional
Doom (2013) was the last good doom
You mean this one lol?
this, same shit is happening in cinema. people just don't have the disposable income to drop on a game just for fun.
what happens is that games either make A LOT of sales or none at all. $70 is so that they can milk those lower sales as much as possible. if it was 10 less the margins would've been lower probably
Looks like a fine pinata simulator.
guys i dont get it, i was supposed to buy if full price on steam?
........why?
doom
expect to see moving shotgun with demon brains exploding all over the place
get stronk whamyn with zero breasts and jaw strong enough to make crocodiles cry with its crushing power
They can't help themselves, they have to inject the pozz in everything, like a drug addict with a vein full of needles can't stop themselves from shooting up meth.
It's perfectly fine to get more of the same. You could go play other games instead.
to me it feels way too tryhard, like they thought RIP N TEAR was all doom was
literally the Dawn of War 3 of fps
it's the tripleA way. something is popular? now it must be in every game
I can't believe this made it into the game
how did people not look at this and immediately realise how gay it is
But instead old players didn't buy it because it's different and new players didn't buy it because it's doom.
this happens so fucking much it's unreal. i remember when EA demanded dead space 3 to be a coop shooter vs human soldiers because GoW was popular
everytime i go on facebook to sell shit to boomers and crackheads on marketplace I get a glimpse of the awful BADASS advertising for it, makes my eyes roll into my fucking head
Except she doesn't do anything, gets captured by the enemy and you have to save her useless ass. If anything that is the opposite of woke because it makes fun of it
you're all fags lol dark ages is hella epic
The music is SHIT.
Like I remember when the previoys games came out. Normalfags were sharing music of the game to workouts and other memes. Doom is the music.
Also it's a prequel. Who asked for a prequel?
The music is SHIT.
I knew it was over when they were credited as a "production house" and not a blood and flesh composer, someone with a vision. It's phoned in filler.
Is this Frylocks house
yeah this a huge part of word of mouth for the series was the music
Nothing
Apart from the gold skin in the old games i don't think there was any incentive to not play the difficulty you want, not even achievements
thats doom????????
????
wtf is going on
Retards blaming capeshit for nu-Doom but I'll tell you exactly who is to blame for this shit; weebs. I've noticed over the years more and more of shitty Jap game design is infecting western gaming as more and more weeb retards enter game development. nu-Doom is just that. The latest one is it turned up to such a high degree people can't help but see it and think "What is this bullshit?" The question is: When are you retards going to give Jap games doing this crap shit as well? Probably never. Because you're all weebs. If this game was made by a Japanese developer you'd all be acting like it was the best game ever and all the retarded aspects are fine because "cheesy over the top stuff like that is awesome". Get the fuck out of my western games, you weeb faggots.
If only it played like that, would’ve been a lot better
As far as the nudoom stuff is concerned I liked 2016 and Eternal was... okay, not good, I'm definitely interested in the new one but
denuvo
80 bucks lol
CoD SP campaign length
It's one of those games that comes out and you put it in the back of your mind for like a year at least.
non buynary
I love how chuds like grummz and pirat keep trying to force this term and it just keeps not catching on
I expect you to die mr bot
Lmao
I laugh every time I see these posts
Because I know you’re stuck here now
heard it also online only for singleplayer lol
heard thing that is blatantly not true
this looks like a mechanic in a $15 indie shooter that keeps its novelty for about ten minutes.
Lolle that remind me of that bossfight from Nier automata, but at least the fucking orb shit makes more sense in that game
how many times are you going to keep replying to yourself?
uh ohh stinky
Imagine seething about muh weebs on some anime website when this is the most by the book Marvel slop game imaginable. Eternal wasn't much better either
vanquish mogs it when it comes to being over the top desu.
wait what? left is doom? what the hell happend to the series? not played since N64
Delusional
Ayo Tyrone! Get yo nigga ass here we gon rob sum place and smoke fent later, come on
I really don't understand the problem people have with having to parry in Doom: Dark Ages? But, Seikiro you have to parry a lot and no one is bitching about it.
It's okay when Japan does it.
if they said fuck it and went full ace combat i would have respected them, but this is lame as shit
holy shit, they sure nerfed those pirate titties
yeah, zoom is bad and all
BUT HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT DA WEEBS
Stopped reading right here
Go suck a penis or something or better yet get help, homo
Because Sekiro is about sword fighting, you go back and forth with the enemy and you have to keep up the pressure or they're gonna regenerate their posture and break yours, in TDA you just stand still and hold mouse 1 and then you press parry when you see the green light.
Play Doom 3, it's good
Why are the Youtubers silent about Doom flopping worse than Veilguard and AssCreed?
Normally they love to pile on stuff like this
Why are the Youtubers silent
Those who released the vids about how the game is so cool and epic are sponsored, obviously. Can't talk shit about your masters
There's no political angle to grift over. It's just a crappy game.
by comparison, right has much hotter women than the lesibian leftcel designs of left
but reminder that right, the nigger woman shown there used to actually just look like a hot white woman, and is therefore still fucking disgusting wokeslop.
DOOM DARK AGES
im having fun, but not as much fun as i had in Eternal.
swapping weapons now takes 539 seconds
the game is designed to only use 1 weapon you like, and most of the combat is done with melee + shield.
im pretty much finishing 90% of the whole game by using the ball-on-the-chain gun.
reminds me of DOOM 2016 where you could finish the whole game by using the siege mode in the railgun.
DOOM didnt flop, which twitter post told you it did?
It's because it's pretty much the same game every time for the average gamer
Shooting demons again but with a parry shield
It's fun but It's the same as being a fast and furious or john wick fan, the films are all the same just with some new characters, cars and weapons
Doomslayer you must RIP and TEAR the DANCEFLOOR
AYO CAPTAIN JACK
It performed 3 times worse than zoom cringeternal
no it didnt, who told you that?
was it a twitter screenshot?
Because there isnt much to talk about
The game is just ass
There is no
oh it is full of faggots and trannies
its all niggers
its unfinished
its a scam
Its just straight up bad, how do you make a 10m video about "this game is fucking boring"
I don't think there's anything wrong with Doomguy's pet rabbit Daisy being canon but it's important to note that, even if you take it a a real part of Doomguy's character, it doesn't become half his character and doesn't get referenced.
Constantly bringing it up in the newer games is flanderization, we can call it what it is without disavowing Daisy altogether.
This is literally the game btw
You CAN'T even shoot in the meantime because the projectiles FUCKING BLOCK YOUR SHOTS
im pretty much finishing 90% of the whole game by using the ball-on-the-chain gun
It's the Super Shotgun for me. The thing is a fucking monster, I have no idea why people were saying the regular shotgun was better. The Shield Charge + SSG shot combo is OP.
Yeah it's fucking over.
Well well well...
Veilguard chads, we won in the end.
Well you can shoot its head if you jump. I did try this.
I have no idea why people were saying the regular shotgun was better.
it kinda is.
when upgraded, its stronger than the SSG.
it fires like a machinegun and vomits out infinite armor in a neverending stream
FANTASY LIFE GODS
wait, i was supposed to buy it on steam?
Oh wow, I didn't know Larian Studios made a Sequel to Divinity: Dragon Commander!
It's tracking like shit on PS too.
B-BUT GAMEPASS
LMAOOOOOOO
wait, i was supposed to play in a console?
Genuinely what went wrong?
This feels like such a clear rejection from both 2016fags, Eternalfags, and even classicfags.
poggers
nothing went wrong, imo.
Nowhere near as much marketing as Eternal. That's all that matters, lest you think the popularity of a game ever has anything to do with its quality.
doom 2016 was cool and they should've just improved on that, the other two are gay and reddit
Parry slop fatigue is setting in.
Which all started with Sekiro being a novelty and everyone and their mother copying it like they did the souls' games mechanics.
doesnt really look like anything went wrong, its on gamepass, so the actual number of players will never be known.
im pretty sure *at least* the same number of people who bought Eternal played Dark Ages.
woke character is useless, isn't that what you wanted
What's the point of it then? just to have a copy paste woman in the game? That's why i'm saying they can't control themselves, they have to do it, they have to fuck it up.
The Doom recipe is fucking simple. Guns, demons, gratuitous violence. What in the fuck are you doing shoving a woman in that combo? She's not even hot so you have an excuse to care about her as the audience. It's just mindboggling how you can fuck up something like that which sold well in past iterations.
I'm sure a lot of 2016 and Eternal players can't even run it even if they wanted to.
They went from some dark magic optimization that run perfect on toasters to ridiculous spec requeirements.
Also Denuvo doesn't help with that too.
See Absolute garbage GP engagement.
It's a first-person shooter.
Nobody wants to parry in a first-person shooter.
Nobody wants the braindead game design that comes with a parry.
Sekiro is a third person action game where you use a sword.
DA is a FPS where you're forced to use a shield.
That's funny. Then again the workforce makeup of id is probably the same as BioWare at this point.
sekiro is a game about a samurai swordsman, doom is ostensibly a shooter, why would I want to parry in a shooter?
im pretty sure *at least* the same number of people who bought Eternal played Dark Ages.
Absolutely not. Eternal is an anomaly just like its meme-double feature Animal Crossing: New Horizons because they came out right when the west was hitting peak Covid lockdown. People who never would have looked at a Doom game twice bought eternal because what else are we supposed to do? The sales are seriously inflated as a result of that.
Eternal also happens to be a divisive title that people love or hate and wouldn't necessarily get everyone who played it amped up for a sequel (or prequel as it were)
Is $94 a fair price for ten hours of mediocrity?
Yes it did
who told you that?
Peak players on steam
why would even 1 person buy a fast FPS on a console? are you retarded?
Well where the fuck are people playing it then?
Battlenet? Lmao.
PC Gamepass? Double LMAO.
no it didnt.
steam
wait, i was supposed to buy it full price on steam?
.....why?
this is fucking pathetic
fast FPS
That ain't this game bud
PC Gamepass?
sure, probably millions of people are playing it on gamepass.
i am, and everybody i know, is, too.
flanderization
This is for zoomers and boomers with a reddit mindset who think "DAMN THIS GUYS IS SO TOUGH AND COOL BUT HE ALSO HAS SOME FRAGILE TRAITS JUST LIKE ME, HE'S SO CUTE! (MY ESTROGEN LEVELS ARE HIGHER THAN MY TEST LEVELS BECAUSE I'M FAT AND LIVE A SEDENTARY LIFE) RIP AND TEAR, H*CK YEAH!"
I don't understand how you got any of that from the post I made.
of course it is.
idk, that's what I pay for your mom
A sane person on Anon Babble? Wow
Let me shake your hand
Doesn't look like it. Word of mouth cratered.
Doesn't look like it.
it does look like it.
Are you retarded, nigger? Can you stop repeating your stale joke? The fact that you didn't buy it doesn't mean it wasn't a flop. It literally means the exact opposite. What the fuck are you even trying to say, moron?
A game popular on Gamepass is popular everywhere as well. This is how it predominently tracks. But Doom is tracking like shit across every platform.
There is not a single game that did well solely on Gamepass.
I'm 15 hours in and still have 5 chapters to go
I think the people who said 10 hours are playing on low difficulty and not trying to get 100% level completion
also I see my self replaying this at least once on max difficulty because you get to keep all your unlocks
don't pay full price
I didn't
but it's worth the play once it goes on sale
STOP ASKING WHY YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BUY IT FOR 90$ ON STEAM
I CANT COPE WITH THIS QUESTION ANYMORE
then answer it.
simple question.
why was anybody supposed to buy it on steam, when its on gamepass for 1$?
hmmm?
W
H
Y
this
game came too close to the release of Oblivion too. Despite being different genre they share the same audience (nostalgic millenials)
youtube.com
even the best Sekiro player alive cannot made this shit looks fun for me
charge $80 for a ~15 hour SP only game that is also available on gamepass
Anon Babble wants me to buy it on steam but cant tell me why.
that one jeet defending this turd ITT
kek
give it a rest, ranjesh
Bosses were already boring slog to get through in 2016 and Eternal, and they've somehow managed to outdo themselves and make it even worse
I'm impressed
the best Sekiro player
what is with competitive simon says parry slop and basing a whole online persona around it?
if you're gonna watch anything doom related at least watch zero master he does have the master doomer cred
It doesn't even look like Doom, I'm not really sure who the target audience for this is. Maybe people who like the idea of DA DOOM SLAYA but don't like fps gameplay?
It's for people who actually enjoy video games
People who ACTUALLY enjoy video games and not marvelslop are playing Fantasy Life.
It doesn't even look like Doom
of course it does, level designs are actually one of the best parts of Dark Ages.
Especially Rlyeh, love it.
eternal was already a step backwards
new one is like, same exact graphics but runs 10% of the fps, also slower in the trailers (whether or not true in game)
game looks great.
Barb has a playthrough of this he’s putting up, and the game won’t stop crashing. Holy shit it looks so bad, watch Barb’s vid please
Wokeness in MetaDoom when
People who enjoy Doom would never install your gay nigger bethesda unity bundle that is "DOOM + DOOM II", when they already own the original games
People who enjoy Doom would never install Dark Ages
of course they would, and they did.
just move the sliders bro
Eternal. Unironically the success of Eternal was the start of the fall for this franchise. Eternal gameplay going into more "rpg-like" it's the reason why you got this shit
would never install Dark Ages
I never said that retard, I was talking about that unity source port of the original games (and you seemingly don't have thouse bought)
People who enjoy Doom would never install Dark Ages
But this is still true
i got all the doom games on steam : )
except dark ages, im playing it on gamepass.
also let me tell you another cool fact: almost everybody is playing it on gamepass, just like me.
jej
I was thinking the same thing, God I hated those flying fortresses.
Man, I fucking WISH ddr would make a comeback.
wasn't concord shilled to death by sony?
lmao what the fuck is this
eternal won