Dead Island 2 free on Steam

Just kidding, it's only free on Epic Store. Steam only gives out old fuck games.

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Steam only gives out old fuck games

It doesn't. When it does, nobody knows about it

ruined my day honestly

It's free on PC

i dont want this garbage not even for free

posted it again award

*yawn*

Steamies schizo won't stop until his free WiFi dies.

>It doesn't.

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I don't care about free games for shit I'll never use, Timmy. I got a way better key market for games overall that I'll actually play. Also, antagonizing your rival's audience is retarded and you dumbass shills still haven't realized that.

Steamie be crying

same thread

Steamies schizo has shifted from bitching about Steam's Windows 7 support and the fact that "you don't own anything on Steam" to shilling Epic, which has the same terms and the same lack of WIndows 7 support

Imagine just being a hypocrite and a liar, and not feeling at all bad about it.

Steamies? Coping.

When it does, nobody knows about it

doesn't acknowledge the lie, or the fact that he's been raging about Steam for over 1.5 years

tries to play it off like "Steamie" is a term that caught on, and he started a trend

You're the same lunatic.

The joke is that I won't play the game even if it's free.

Oh neat, thanks for letting me know anon. I honestly can't recall the last time EGS gave out an AAA game

Epic is such a hideous launcher. I hate opening it.

open world zombie slop

No thanks

Nighty night tim gabe eternally mogs you

timmy has really slashed the free game budget.
Used to get bangers, but now it's mostly shovelware or mid junk.
The V-Bux still coming in okay???

It's one guy, and he's not even truly shilling. He's just making anti-Valve posts. He just doesn't have any consistency on WHY he hates them.

also his bot accidentally posted on Anon Babble

I habe so many games on my backlog, that I literally don't care.

*claims game*
*never plays it or installs the client*
*sips*

It's a pretty based thing to do since it makes sweeney lose money

This faggot has been spamming this on every board for days, ban him already ffs

Used to get bangers, but now it's mostly shovelware or mid junk.

tim and amazon have both learned it's not worth the money to buy 'big' games anymore. amazon keeps trying the same shit to shove people into using luna (which is shocking considering how badly stadia flopped)

You are indian

You must worship the heckin' wholesome Valvarino because ehrm uh

ritualposts

calls people Steamies

has been doing this since 2023

is literally insane and has no actual reason for what he does

You post multiple times a day every day about the same thing. You are crazier than Tom Cruise.

I gave up on getting free games on epic long ago, after I realised I would completely forget about it afterwards.

Steam would get hit with antitrust lawsuit if they made deals like this while they already dominate the market. Are you retarded?

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They could do it, but they don't need to. Everyone buys there (everyone). They don't have to have a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man to get people to use it. Epic does. GOG does. If you look at the Prime freebies, it's never Steam. It's always Epic and GOG (and some newer shit I noticed).

yeah they could do it but they would get hit with an antitrust lawsuit just like I said retard

Dead Island 2 is an old as fuck game
And a bad one at that

I doubt it. Their market dominance is just due to getting there first and doing it right. Buying freebies to give away doesn't give an unfair advantage or come from one. Their advantage is organic. All they have to do is not fuck up and they win.

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Good one, OP, I laughed. Still can't imagine downloading Epic launcher for anything besides UE5

I log into Epic Games Store just to see what's free and get it onto my account
I've only played about 5% of the games I got for free
Whenever I purchase anything, I do it on Steam

>Dead Island 2 is an old as fuck game

Dead Island 2 is a 2023 action role-playing game

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If this marketer was making threads criticising Nintendo he'd be getting banned immediately.

It's not like you can only install one or the other. I have both and claim the free games on Epic but only buy games on Steam.

Fuck off. Idiot.

Had to look this up to see if you were baiting me or not. How can a game that's only 2 years old feel like it came out 10 years ago? Holy shit.

I've only played about 5% of the games I got for free

Don't act like Steamies play the games they buy.

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Not gonna call you an idiot, but it is Unreal Engine 4 so they all have a specific era feel to them and they should've released the game years ago.

Probably because Dead Island 2 was in development hell for ages.

But we buy them on Steam. We just take them for free and never play them on Epic.

Anyone who would buy and sit through the entirety of nuBattletoads is the retarded one.

Me and my two friends had fun discussing/critiquing the game and why they'd make it like it is and how Rick & Morty doomed humanity (or at least cartoons)

Though Steamies don't have friends to play games with.

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Also I bought the new Battletoads to play with my friends

Steamies bought the new Battletoads because......

I believe OP is an old actual genuine shill who had years ago previously spammed this board with EGS spam and propaganda.
My evidence is the following spam I had taken note of during this period but mind you there is still much much more, there are a lot of different copypastas he spammed
arch.b4k.dev/v/search/subject/Torchlight 2 free/
arch.b4k.dev/v/search/subject/Ark free/
arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/gFXi1kdjGSuMYwfOZi4VUw==/
arch.b4k.dev/v/search/subject/game store battle/
arch.b4k.dev/v/search/subject/earn their 30/type/op/
arch.b4k.dev/v/search/subject/world war z pricing/
arch.b4k.dev/_/search/image/od_uFhCLM5jJXrRPS6xL6A/

also this is obviously another one his threads

You'll never claim a free game.

Already got it, but I'll probably still pirate it that's just how I roll

To be fair, Dead Island 2 was announced like 9 years before it finally came out.

not open world

I think you're confusing this with dying light

If the game was good it wouldn't be free less than 2 years after release. It's free cause no one is paying any money for it.

you might be thinking of dead island riptide

Steamies aren't used to being exposed like this.

How many times have you made this thread Chang?

old fuck games

aka the only games that are actually worth playing
but all games are free anyway so who cares

So is the game actually bad (and why) or is it just anons shitting on it ITT because it's on epic/free

It's just Steamies coping. The reality is, Dead Island 2 is fine, but Dying Light (which was also free on Epic) still mogs it despite how long it took to make.