Did you ever made a game harder for yourself by changing the rules?

Why do you hate yourself so much, anon?

anon in these comics is really cute
i see what she sees in him

Wanting to beat anyone to death for doing something you dislike is not normal for adults but it is normal for teenaged boys due to the increase of testosterone.
Just remember to control yourself, you'll grow out of it in time.

I dont sprint in Oblivion Remaster because it fucks over the speed stat and the point of buying horses

Is there even a single Mario game you can beat without jumping?

Yep

Were these comics made before male loneliness epidemic?

imagine not using turbo controllers in fighting games. literally gimping yourself like a fucking retard. i always load up aimbots for my pc shooters, too. sucks to suck, noobs.

Whip only in Castlevania for DS because its the only RPG Castlevania that had them. It was a nice challenge

I'm not a tranny. (read:I play the games the way they were intended to)

Super Mario 64 has already been beaten with 0 A presses, it was a 70 star run played on Wii VC that took over 86 hours to complete because the player had to stay in Bowser in the Lava World for three whole days so the lava could rise enough for him to beat the level without jumping.

kek

is this about that sm64 autism?

Fixed it

Damn, competitive tendies are a whole another breed of 'tism

upgraded

Kek

Did they fuck?

Nah, original is better.

It is

imagine the greasy sweaty loser virgin neckbeard that drew all of this shit
I'm gonna fucking puke

Yeah it stopped being funny and became annoying at some point.

An A press is an A press. You can't say it's half.

Half or full press is the real question.

She looks like she gets fucked my greasy fat Anon Babble cock

maybe you should head on over to reddit instead of being around here

why would a chick hang out with this autismo

these comics are the gayest faggot shit I have ever seen nigga, this trash looks like it belongs on reddit

She wouldn't. This is a fantasy.

I played BotW without fast travel or foods with effects. And I only leveled hearts, because stamina is OP.

And I only leveled hearts, because stamina is OP.

I did those things too except focused on stamina to make it harder and without stamina the game isn't harder just more tedious.

hit and miss
but they're clearly a Anon Babbletard

need to see the autist get ntr'd

I like this.

Ironman challenge in WoW for fun.
AC game optional objectives in one go. Meaning, no replaying the same mission 5 times to kill all 5 guards in some specific way. Some of the missions were fairly tricky like that.
Ghost challenges in Splinter cell games without touching any guards if possible (some levels require you to engage though), etc.

Keep saying those slurs baby! You might convince someone you're from /here/!

don't they use like the b button dive bounce thing though?

Oh shit they're bonding, that's so cute.

I'm a NTRfag but nah man... nah. The autismo playing vidya likely wouldn't even give a fuck.

I'm starting to fucking hate this vidya guy
I hope the girl and his mom gets fucked while he's playing his stupid videogames in the next room

doing speedruns/challenge runs is troon behavior

same, it's the same reaction I have when I see a a disabled mentally retarded down syndrome abhuman. I just want to take them out of the gene pool.

The smug ntr man would try to win over the girl by beating autismo in a game, get utterly demolished and make the girl even wetter for autismo.
He’d then realise that he blundered into an oblivious protagonist story and kick himself for his hubris.

i always use every item i can and when the bossfight/level becomes too difficult i lower the difficulty
i summon in souls games when i take too long on the bossfight or use cheese builds
i also use save states in retro games

before you ask yes ive beaten all those games legit and if i wanted to i could do challenge runs but i choose not to because my time is important

...that's what the autist would dream of after the ntrman already fucked the girl and his mom while he's trying to sleep

You fool, the girl is the one that needs to get NTR'd!

oh he's gay
that makes sense

I almost strictly play ironman runs in RGPs
I also like to RPwalk in cities to blend in with the NPCs

What's his secret?

I’m sorry, anon, but not even the fat ugly bastard has the power to cuck an oblivious protagonist.
We must all live with our limitations.

Riding the horses in Oblivion made me feel ill so I walked and also I don't like using fast travel. Doesn't make things harder but more tedious I guess.

I like these comics.

It's not that he's oblivious. Plenty of oblivious males get NTR'd and they're still hot stories. This guy is just extremely apathetic.

I beat every Dark Souls and Elden Ring using nothing but the base knife or bleed knife and consumables.

When you say zero A presses do you mean they literally never pressed the A button or is this bullshit speed runner equivocation?

Pancakeman? i'll check him this weekend.

The hell do you think?

bleed

Literally broken. Didn't beat the game.

That's cheating

I think it's bullshit speedrunner half-A press garbage.

I wish I could go back to before this shithole was full of brown fucks like you.

Can these 2 kiss already

she acts the same way around NTR man as the gamer does around her

0 A press = the button was not pushed
1 A press = the button was pushed
0.5 A press = the button was held but not released

The button cannot be held without first being pushed so .5 cannot exist.

You really think that guy can even control his tongue willingly?

But it was clearly pushed

Refusing to use a game's mechanics is the most cancerous Dark Souls legacy

Pokefags did it first with "Nuzlocke"

What if they pull the button instead?

What would be sports in 2025?

Why is his Mom naked?

Why is the mom naked

Didn't you read what she said?
Dinner is ready

Cute comic, and yes, all the time.

to be fair, at first it was just a silly ruleset to make you use Pokemon that you'd never use, instead of using Staraptor in Sinnoh for 925th time, and you had to put a bit more thought into boss fights
unfortunately it eventually turned into the antithesis of what the original meant it to be. no shit games are easy if you fucking turn them into autism spreadsheet simulators.
the real bullshit is that the term has invaded other series, when "Iron Man" would be more accurate

can't you beat this game in 20 minutes?

Man I feel lonely now, funny comics though.
You guys know any solid websites for ai chatbots?

I beat Undertale with no items and base armor because Sans says something special at the end if you do. It was fun.

A pull is just a push from the other side. This is what I meant by bullshit equivocation.

Why does everyone assume autismo hasn't already fucked the girl and his mom? Why do you think they put up with everything he does? Hint: it's 9 inches long and smells like a gamer's cave

challenge runs are fun. I mostly do no death runs for metroidvanias after Hollow Knight's no death. So far I have done Tevi and Rabi Ribi, both of which were tough and fun. It added a lot of longevity to the games

These comics are pure gold, thanks for posting them.

Guns. Since all the futbal got replaced by hero shooters

it's harder to play a game by avoiding stuff than it is to ignore them

youtube.com/watch?v=pd5iofvLrIU

Literally 0 A presses.

A button is defined by the fact that it is a two state mechanical lever. A unpressed and pressed state. Anything that presses it is a full and unabridged press no matter how lightly because then you have already fulfilled the secondary function.

Kingdom hearts I've done many hard and critical runs without changing the kingdom key.

no, you retard
that's his gamer friend. he enjoys spending time with him more than the girl because he actually plays video games

you actually have to do this to enjoy Yakuza 0, really most of the series, because it's trivial to always have 25 full health items even from the beginning. 0 is by far the worst about this and it ruins the game for me but it's there to some extent in all of them. Lost Judgment and HnK have this problem the least I would say.

Post his mom
Post the what would your dad think one too

ywn have a girl who likes you this much

Why even live...

I beat Echoes of Wisdom with minimum echoes. So I never got the water block or cloud.

get over it

with Bennett Foddy

test
youtube.com/watch?v=pHuFsg6NJ8E

Did it work?

i won't tell you

If something is clearly overpowered or trivializes the game then I'm not using it. I prefer to play honest.

In Super Mario Kart on the SNES, 150cc became too easy so my fren and me used to do the shrink cheat to make the game harder. It was especially fun if the CPU runner ups were Toad and/or Peach, since they would sometimes throw shrink-mushrooms onto the track which would actually undo the shrink (for that race only).

The girl getting outcompeted by a smelly stinky 3/10 femcel who's only advantage is extreme obsession with and skill in vidya would be pretty funny.

That was sick, good job Anon.

This thread quickly went from lame unfunny comics, to even lamer and more unfunny oc, and ended up on picrel.

Yes! Currently I'm playing KoF2002 but I can only use the first random character of each team and the time is set to the shortest value and if I win through a timeout I lose and if I lose the first character I lose and if the opponent taunts I have to taunt them back and if I attack a taunting opponent I instantly lose.

is this your first LOL thread?

look I have a girlfriend but I'm not showing interest to her haha! I'm so le quirky xD

jakager-nigger calling anything unfunny

boo hoo

based bf

Why don't you go and play some vidya Lil guy. The big dogs are talking.

the greatest male desire is to be able to treat women how women treat you

On my first date with my current gf I casually mentioned QPUs and only now, 2 years in, was I ready to show her the full video. She loved it.

does not using fast travel count?

this tbqh. And the craziest part? Women LOVE it

It's true. I'd love to be praised for calling women short and ugly. They deserve it honestly.

No school today son?

LOL

The dad didn't make a single attempt to stop him from watching that dvd.

He's totally into it.

no more oblivious gamer and girl thirsting for him

Lame
I was expecting some porn of them so I can at least imagine they finally got together

More?

Yeah, I wish there was more of her. She cute.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Only my only BotW playthrough I wanted to get the Master Sword ASAP so I only increased health and not stamina at all.
But by that point I was having so much fun climbing with low stamina I decided to not increase it at all. It was fun!

I have also done 3 heart runs of OoT and LA.

the only RPG Castlevania that had them

I don't know how you are defining that, but Circle of the Moon and Harmony of Dissonance both have RPG mechanics and whips as the primary weapon, and then Aria of Sorrow at least has the whip sword which rules. I mean it's not that good but it's cool.
Anyway I'm sure what you actually meant was that Jonathan can equip all kinds of weapons including whips so you only used whips, but the way you phrased it triggered my autism.
To clarify, I don't think I'm actually autistic I'm using colloquially.

When was there not a male loneliness epidemic? Medieval times?

usually in your mum's bedroom every other saturday, sometimes tuesdays

Only my only BotW playthrough I wanted to get the Master Sword ASAP so I only increased health and not stamina at all

Literally the opposite. Being one hit but being able to spin 2 win with two handed swords was fun

I don't get it. What topic? Is he going to go Anon Babble on her? Tell her that women live on easy mode?

There are clipping errors and bugs that can be exploited with machine runs to beat mario without jumping

There's legitimately no good things that have come from Pokemon.

Stfu cuck

All the time, usually with the help of mods.

Chrono Cross but only Techs

Dying Light but no HUD Visor Senses and diminished parkour skills plus no grappling hook

Darkest Dungeon but only 1 of each hero

Tbh devs suck at playing, that's why they end up overlooking the better way to play their own games.

Feels bad

I really only tried that while playing Elden Ring. At first it was no spirit ashes, then no/limited shield, then only using related types of spells. I eventually got to "you can only cast lightning incants above a certain requirement while being imbued with a lightning buff of the same color" before I realized I was going too far and started dialing it back down

god giving oral is so cringe

You’re brown

t. virgin

NTA I'm brown I love giving oral

You're based

... on opposite day.

yea it's fucking disgusting, tastes like piss and licking a battery

I only did no spirit ashes and no shields (and no cheesing bosses)

Stop giving blowjobs to men.

there's nothing worse than a woman who equates giving a bj to eating her out. It is such a massive red flag

Why?

virgin

crazy

This was actually how I thought as a kid.

fake and gay

weird way to end the series

based

this is exactly how humans became the ultimate species

cute cheerful genki girl X autstic cold asshole guy

peak

what if they're both turbo autists

This. That retard really doesnt deserve her, may as well be alone playing your shitty toddler games.

An irl woman would get tired pretty quickly of a guy like him.

i think i speak for all of us that we are a bit concerned about your obsession with trans people

why does girl does boy game?

the guy who made the comic chose to end it that way, but what's wrong with having an obsession with the troons?

even better. allows for more chemistry and growth

An irl woman would get tired pretty quickly of a guy like him.

lol,
lmao even.

why would you save this image

I've installed mods to make the game harder to play

to post in these threasd about the v comic guy

A penis is not the same as a vagina. When you are sucking a dick, you can very quickly assess if it is clean or not. It's like licking someone's arm.

Eating someone out is licking the inside of their body, which is like a petridish depending on their level of cleanliness. I've given women head and had it smell fucking horrible, or have little bits of toilet paper be stuck up there unknowingly because of poor hygiene habits.

Additionally, traditionally socially giving head is just slightly above the level of intimacy of making out. Like if a woman's tits are bare to the earth's air, she is probably going to suck your dick. It does NOT mean that she is going to stick her tongue in your asshole or let you creampie her etc. There are varying levels of intimacy here. Likewise, getting your dick sucked != licking a vagina from a social perspective. Most women know this.

To make the snarky comment of "well I'll suck you off if you eat me out" is also saying "if you make me feel good I'll do you too," as if sex is a fucking tit for tat thing, which it isn't. Men and women care about submission/dominance giving/receiving in different ways, so to purely equate the two on a you give and I give or no one gives basis is autistic and betrays a deep misunderstanding of sex (or, more likely, that they are just lazy as fuck and will be a bad lay, hence the red flag).

Even if a girl likes getting eaten out, it would be better to say something like "god I love deep throating cock and having it grow hard in my mouth, it feels great to make you moan, it makes me so wet. I love it when guys go down on me too" or something like that..

have ten inch cock be 6'4 tall

just pull out my cock and rape

never have to do oral on women because they see my cock and get wet

oral on women is for men who need to compensate.

correct

catbox.moe/c/32c3rv

mad respect can't challenge myself to not use holy water on arkham in 3

based. Do you have TUBES?

What is it about this comic that triggers people so much?

nope, that's the only link I have

some people are just evil

the artstyle is entirely different
it's not the same guy behind it

i love mob faced bitches

i remember there was a musician that was getting bad press because he said he didn't suck off women, he said something like "kings don't do that shit"

stop giving it attention

what? it clearly is

this much of a problem eating someone out

My God, do people live like this? I get that there's differing levels but when you fuck random women you take the random chance. If you're even slightly filtering girls you're not having these problems with filth and hygiene. I'm starting to feel bad for these women too. You give good enough head and a girl will always want more of it. I've met women who rather have great head than get fucked. And for a bj and swallow I think head is fair. Then again I'm not just fucking any rando I meet on the spot.

I don't even mind giving head to women, but if her first response to flirting is "you're going to give me head too, right?" that is a red flag

joke is that he's straight up low functioning but talks normal, he legitimately does not give a shit.

Likewise, getting your dick sucked != licking a vagina from a social perspective. Most women know this.

literally the only reason i want to get laid is to lick pussy juice and this statement is so real it hurts me

bah the only girl to actually say no had an urinary trackt infection that made my dick piss fire for a ween.

ntr fanart

troon fanart

no vanilla sex fanart

I fucking hate Anon Babble

Don't mind? I love it. More I can get and do the better and the more it ramps them up. I had one woman tell me when I was younger to make them climax first and it's true. They get wilder, they get sloppier.

okay? and some guys want to get dressed up in frilly panties and pegged.. That does not mean that they are getting that on a first date

FFT 1.3 is a rebalance mod that while making the game harder also fixes a lot of stuff in it.
in MHW I stopped using wallbangs and tenderizing because otherwise that's what I would be doing 50% of the hunt instead of sword-fu.
Dishonored 2 I had a lot of fun playing with no powers, ghost, and no kills.

300 posts and i still didnt see the girl getting mating press'd
bunch of faggots

L-lol

trannies are never beating the "they infest everything" allegations
you can only corrupt, never create

Come hell or high water I WILL make her my wife.

sure
i never use fast travel or quick saves in any games

I never understood what people found interesting or funny about these shit comics. The ditzy retarded happy-go-lucky chick personality is unappealing and so is the jaded autistic "i cant think outside of my narrow world view" personality that the guy has. They both suck and it's not even fun to hate them

what happened to white Korra? Last thing i remember was she working for the Escapist, no?

early installment weirdness

i played space marine 1 with just the heavy weapon and melee until the final fight which i just couldnt beat without a better gun

Is there like an official suppository where all these are collected?

dude you're a fag

catbox.moe/c/32c3rv
here u go frien

eggcore comic

I never understood what people found interesting or funny about these shit comics.

I want to fuck and cuddle the plump ditzy chick, duh.

hey, the name is woody. WIIIIIIIIIIIIILD WOOOOOOOODY

It’s an extended version of the common experience of

hey! Wanna sleep over?! You can sleep in my bed!

but where will you sleep

That most men had before they realized why girls wanted to hang out with them

If I feel a game is overly easy, I will handicap myself from using the best options available and just stick a theme or weaker stuff.
Though if you have to cut off your own legs to make the game fight back, then there's no point in playing. I don't derive any enjoyment in winning without either effort or thought.

Best thing in the whole thread. The comic was done long before horny brow people occupied the board. Don't fucking touch it with your dirty hands. Go do modern things and leave the good things alone.
If it takes gay stuff to repel subhumans, then so be it.

common experience

H-ha ha..

So why dia a bunch of people grab a nearly decade old Anon Babble comic and start making fanart of the literal anime tropes parody character

Nta but thanks these are great.

The game penalize you for using items lol

Transcendentally based

this is how i'd react too but with a lot more laughing

litter.catbox.moe/1h7wn3.png

me on the left

why are his balls white

7/10, not enough hips that move on their own.

Why does she have such fat balls?

based

You made him a Cuck
Og comic is Sigma

Vitiligo representation, get with the times.

read the comic he's clearly not a cuck

All the time. I don't use fast travel in open world games. I didn't use the bird-horse in Monster Hunter Wilds. I always bench Orlandu in FF Tactics.

CARS. In the final years of E3 there was always fucking CARS. Gran Turismo and Forza displays that took up like 40 fucking minutes despite it being the one genre you could do the full press run of in 5 and not miss a goddamn thing.

suppository

I spat milk.

Danke anon

American hands typed and drew these posts.

agreed
gross

SHUT THE FUCK UP I WANNA LICK A WOMAN'S BARTHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet

didn't your usaid funding get cut off?

oh i remember this, this was proto-sharty stuff trying to disrupt an OC wave
the only funny one was the Anon Babble-tan trans stuff, everything else was monkey see monkey do and didn't have the same outrage

had months to google up what usaid did and why

still chose to be a dumb nigger

I thought the father is dead

WHY CAN'T YOU FAGGOTS JUST DRAW REGULAR PORN
FUCK YOU

Oh anon, there are archives of sfw comics you've never seen far worse than this.

It's cool
They aren't dating
She said so herself

lole

Why aren't you standing around at gamestop in hopes for a gf?

Half A press...

lmao casul

Because women don't like me and all the gamestops near me closed down.

The first time I tried vr I thought I was going to die. That motion sickness is no fucking joke.

did you ever made

I'm so sick of niggers and indians making posts. Dirty hands made OP.

Before social media and smartphones made relationships more transactional than ever and less emotionally fulfilling and society randomly decide to hate pastimes for men to bond, you fucking dullard. So not even 20 years ago.

the only girl i know that played videogames had a PS3 and like playing Sonic games and tekken

she sounds cool

wishful thinking the comic

post the one where he gets cucked lol

Any game where you can pause it and chug a million healing items on the menu instantly with no animation. (Skyrim, nu-zelda, nier automata) I fucking hate it so much.

I hate to sound like a fromdrone but dark souls solved this with their estus system ages ago.

I cant imagine obsessing over something like this and not wanting to bury your face inside your wife's ass. You're a giga fag.

10/10 does the heckin meme while also staying true to the idea's spirit

I've been in a relationship and married for a while and I can say without a shadow of doubt my wife/girl would get punched, first in the cunt and then wherever else if she did this. Virgin hands drew that.

where's the stick figure one with the girl(boy) making out and having sex with the guy then him freaking out afterwards?

You sound like a massive bitch.

yea no one sane wants sweaty stinky muff shoved in their face unwillingly

lol

me punch wife if she initiate sex

u virgin if u dont do same

I'm sure you think you're a caveman with this, but you're actually a manchild.

smelly, dumb, wojack posting scum

For a second I thought those were her balls.

This fucking sent me

idk but these comics have been pretty funny

I can count on one hand the amount of times I've rejected my gf when she wanted sex, and she was so flabbergasted she just stood there like a retard

I try do it a few times each relationship cause its fun and it tells you alot with how she reacts.

good idea. My first gf started hitting me when I told her no

The internet becoming more accessible was a mistake.

what if they're both turbo autists

Watch Aharen-san

Is it true that girls are best when they're almost retarded?

no the most intelligent ones that really love you are the best

Yes

Kinda a girl who is dazzled by you and things you can do is great. Having to live with a near retard and help her with her mistakes gets tiresome quick.

the most intelligent ones

Intelligent women who dont have a stick up their ass is rare they can be such bitches about it its not worth it

This.
You want a smart woman to be the mother of your kids, one who won't flip out and shake your baby/put him on his tummy for a nap and asphyxiate him, or yell at him/otherwise punish him for normal baby things like pooping.

The intelligent women are smart enough not to fall for guys like me. I want a starry eyed ditz who finds everything I do incredible and would be content with a guy like me.

The intelligent women are smart enough not to fall for guys like me

Nah dude "intelligent" women will overintellectualize shit and mental gymnstic themselves into falling in love with psychopaths
In that sense, they are the same as normal women but with a couple extra steps

Hello sirs I am requesting that picture of the yearbook where the qt tomboy asked to hang out with a guy and he didn't realise.

Nah dude "intelligent" women will overintellectualize shit and mental gymnstic themselves into falling in love with psychopaths

Oh that must be why she liked me, haha my bad

She liked me first.

mental gymnstic themselves into falling in love with psychopaths

Lmao i have told women i dont like them and this will go nowhere and they will make up shit and reinterpreted what i said or they put in dumb milestones thinking i'll change my mind after so long or after she does x. Then they get pissed about when i do as i said.
Womens ability to rationalize and read into things that arent there is amazing, i blame romance books where something happens so they have to reframe what happened and this happens near a dozen times in one book