Deltarune

asgore's ass gore shed

NIGGA HAIL GASTER

I know how Deltarune ends

It's grim.

You want to smell my what? Noelle... I-I haven't washed my stinky cloaca for ten days... But I suppose if you want to remember the scent of an alpha gamer, I can't stop you...

I just
[WAIT]

YES I AM A KEK I LIKE WHEN PEOPLE FUCK ON SUSIE

NIGGAS SEE MY BLOG BUT THEY DON'T SEE HOW I BE FEELING

Read any good books lately?

ALL MY NIGGAS SCHIZOS
NIGGA HEIL GASTER

finally a good use for ai

Dont think I have seen anyone mention or notice that the music that plays in the Redacted room is the same tune that plays in the chapter 2 file menu post chapter 2. Before the Undertale theme bit kicks in at least.

These threads are getting more deranged each day. 1 day before the game releases there will be a schizopost so rotten it will cause 2 people to commit suicide

would Noelle be a white supremacist despite not being human?

Just finished the two towers

And they'll be the most cathartic kills.

Gerson is the key to all of this.

That post?
Australians leaking the game

KRIS WAKE UP THEY HIT THE HOMETOWN

KRIS KRIS THEY HIT THE OFFICE
THEY HIT THE FUCKING OFFICE

NIGGA HAIL GASTER

What's your favorite book, bookman?

Don't forget to grab your Wonderbread(TRADEMARK) and your eggs, kid. You already paid for them.

do you guys think that fighting or pacifying for jevil/spamton will have any effect on the story other than what item you get?

got a webm for comparison?

Seam's button eye

I don't know, but I hope there's some way of talking to them again, since they became (objects/items)

ALL MY NIGGAS SCHIZOS
NIGGA HEIL GASTER

... how would you guys react to the defeated schizos being able to pop out of their item forms to help kris/(you) if the situation demands it?

fight against tenna

seems to be a losing battle

spamton pops out and takes a hit

"HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO MY. MY [friend request accepted]!"

"YOU THINK I'M JUST GOING TO [kick back at a premium hotel] AND LET THE [crook of the century] $#%$ ANOTHER [man woman, and/or child]?"

"THINK AGAIN YOU [$5.99 cathodes] CLOWN. I HAVE A [score: 0-1] TO SETTLE!!"

spamton doesnt attack directly, but the passive buffs provided

I don't wanna wait 12 days and 8 hours.

It's time for people to learn the world "Eucatastrophe". It's a term that was invented by Tolkien, who is referenced in the game, and we've seen it at least twice already. If you expect any misery porn in this game, you better expect your expectations to be subverted.

Raped Schizo Boss.

youtube.com/watch?v=sQDiDDb1_9k
youtube.com/watch?v=niSJhhpBqjU

I don't trust this Irish bastard at all. Demoralizing piece of shit, stealing our dark crystals and giving us blackpills.

qrd on berdlyposting?

berdly is a character from deltarune

Pacifist route

Chapter 3 and 4 has Kris start to communicate and build a sort of friendship with the player, since they're fairly certain you're roughly on the same page by this point. They also start treating your soul more gently when they're acting independently.

that trust and friendship continues to build until you get your vessel back in the climax or at the end of the game.

After the final boss, Kris also gets their own soul back and becomes their own person complete with character portrait and spoken dialogue. It becomes apparent that (you) don't have very long left in this world. Since you've completed your purpose and don't really "belong" in this reality your vessel will eventually turn to stone like a darkner's would and your soul will be returned to the real world with Gaster's assistance. You just need to make sure to get to his lab in the bunker by then. He estimates you have roughly one day.

The end of the game is You wandering around town and the remaining Dark Worlds with the Fun Gang meeting everyone as your true self. When you're ready to finish you head to the bunker. Everyone says their goodbyes until it's just you and Kris.

Kris is clearly holding back tears as they tell you how much this whole journey has meant.

*comfort them

pic related but instead the line is "I don't want you to let go..."

big mouth dark world

what does Berdly's feet smell like

BITCH schizo boss who tells you he got a boner

STOP POSTING THAT FUCKING BERDLY IMAGE

MAD AS FUCK ANON DARKWORLD.

The entire thread is going to be Berdly fart fanfiction a day before releae

I got hit with an IP rangeban today, I wonder if I live in the same IP range as him.

i can't wait for the game to play the story straight and btfo all the schizo crackpot theorists

straight

unlike susie

The rapidly increasing cowshit insanity during the approach to release is just as fun as the release itself.

kris follows you into the bunker

he knows he shouldn't, but the first "friend" of his adventure shouldn't be left to a fate like this alone.

follows you to the waiting point

the vessel starts to turn to stone

kris gives you one last hug, and holds on until you've become a statue entirely

...

* i'll miss you, friend.

he leaves

screen fades as the red soul becomes visible and gaster starts to speak

Deltarune is out in twoish weeks and I've already stopped browsing these threads. I'll probably get spoiled in the first hour of release and not even care because my interest is gone.

tfw you're gonna watch someone play through chapter 3 and 4, and then join the threads and pretend to know what you're talking about

hahaha save myself 20 bucks.

see you tomorrow

[deleted]
Here you go

*twenty FIVE bucks
I haven't paid that much for a video game in ten years

deltarune tomorrow* (in two weeks)

that jevil

AIIIE I DONT LIKE IT FRIENDMAN SAVE ME IM GOING INSAAANE

Well yeah, she's going to end up with enby Kris.

NIGGA HEIL GASTER

Gaster is going to be a SILLY GRANDPA and YOU'LL LIKE IT

So, we all have our pet theories, but what are your pet peeve theories? Which theory do you hate and want to see deboonked the most?

closet cliffs dark world

multiple threads start being created simultaneously as the release fast approaches

the mods are powerless to stop them due to sheer autism

the hours tick down and the spam only intensifies

one hour remains, and suddenly, the threads simply... vanish.

This is true.
I think he'll be a Doctor Andonuts. Silly but brilliant.

based

ALL MY NIGGAS GONERS

Anon, we already know what happens when Toby writes a Doctor Andonuts...

I hope not. Andonuts spewed too many insults and homophobic slurs. I prefer Toby cleaning up his act after that.

real life dark world

No no.
That's Weird Route Gaster

I wonder if there will be any brave souls actually staying on Anon Babble, spoilers be damned? There's going to be an absolutely unique atmosphere in these threads.

I've got no choice.
I took off from my job for Thursday of that week to play it and then Toby said "AAAAACKSHUALLY I MEANT IT'S OUT ON THURSDAY IN MY BEROVED NIPPON. WEDNESDAY IN THE STATES. IT'S ALSO RELEASING EXACTLY WHEN ANON HAS TO GO TO WORK, THAT STUPID CUNT. FUCK ANON SPECIFICALLY."
My eyes are going to be raped with spoilers at some point.

ATTENTION all Anon Babbletranny refugee NIGGERS, it's time to go the fuck back to the rotting faghole (You) created and let the good schizos of Anon Babble have their shitposting. Better yet KILL YOURSELVES.

i would but as i said in the last thread, im starting from chapter 1 and only coming once i beat 4, so i'll pretty much be joining the afterparty (granted, i should just be able to zoom through the text of ch1+2)
might even try to do 3/4's weird route too if its obvious enough, like getting toriel to "scare" darkners for kris or a segment without ralsei.

I did a refresher run on 1+2 and was able to complete both of them in a little less than 2 hours blowing through the text with both eggs and both schizos handled.
Granted that was with no deaths.

paralyze berdlys arm or keep it intact

BASED

yeah, should be able to get through them relatively easy.
i'll even be replaying yellow a few days beforehand for a warmup.

intact

You really gonna leave a bro with a paralyzed arm right before chapter 3 comes out?

best Toriel r34 animation is her having vanilla sex with her husband, we're truly blessed

rudy status?

I kinda wanna see him lean into a sad bluebird bit

Paralyze.
HE HIT HER IN THE FACE
WITH A TORNADO

why is she so ugly onmodel

huh, i just realized, doesn't that line sorta imply the soul bullet-dodging shit might be an abstraction and not something more literal like it (maybe) is in undertale?
or maybe it's just a joke and i'm thinking about it too much.

a joke that you're almost definitely thinking about too much.

That's an interesting question, Ralsei was talking about it in tutoriel and there are other characters who mention gameplay mechanics, but I don't think it's something that is going to be explained explicitly.

berdly sharted!! ms alphys!!!

Why does Susie attract everyone? Kris, Berdly and Noelle fell for her.

Why does Berdly attract everyone? Kris, Susie, and Noelle wanted to snort his dick.

Purple nipples

Smelly cloaca

qrd on cloaca

Deltatraveller.

bird hole

creatures with ZW genetics are an unholy abomination
That is all you need to know

QRD on FREEDOM?

Freedom to shit and cum

chess theory. gayest theory and there will be NO new evidence for it

deltarune is... le PREQUEL....

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!! GET RAPED AND KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is the only theory that's gay and lame enough to actually piss me off

smells like the sun and steamed potatoes

deltarune is prequel + sequel + paraquel + alternate timeline though

the roaring -> undertale gaster shit -> deltarune -> the roaring

I'll break into your house and destroy any and all devices that can connect to the Internet. I will protect you.

Erm, you want to put your nose into my WHAT, Noelle?

EXCLUSIVE LEAK OF CHAPTER 5 WEIRD ROUTE

<- REAL

Susie is actual protagonist

It's fucking stupid. She acts so independent and has so much agency because she's Lightner, not because she's super special. Toby pretty much outright spelt it out when he was talking about plushies. Look at the other Lightners in Dark World - even Noelle acted up under your command, even if a little, and Berdly pretty much did whatever the fuck he wanted for the entire chapter. If we actually get Toriel on the team, expect her to be even more uppity than Susie, she'll probably try to completely usurp ACTing from Kris.

susie is half human doebeit

I wonder how skipping Jevil will change Weird Route. Spamton and his shadow crystal became mandatory but unless they come up with a whole new very specific Jevil event his is locked out.

who's dom?

I assume the full "Weird Route" will require some non-linear save hopping bullshit between chapters.

Parent's size difference?

vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Large_Size

Kris, and Noelle is the Sub

Noelle shits her diaper

Well, that's what diapers are for, right?

you will never strap Spamton to an operating table, gently assuring him it isn't going to hurt as you take your saw to his wooden skull

you will never gently remove 40% of the mass of his prefrontal lobe, watching in delight as he slowly loses himself as you carve away his higher brain functions

you will never bathe him and cradle him daily to prevent bedsores as he is in recovery

you'll never see the childish wonder in his eyes when he awakes, essentially an easily stimulated doll for you to play with

you'll never teach him how to drink from a bottle, or gently spoon mushed up snacks you chewed yourself into his mouth to feed him

you'll never tuck him into bed, gently stroking all over his body as he murmurs and falls asleep

he'll never inquisitively suck on your rock hard cock, licking up precum greedily as a tasty snack and gripping your shaft like a lollipop

you'll never fuck his ass raw as he sobs into the pillow before pouring acid all over him as a punishment for when he's naughty

you'll never greedily slurp up his drool every morning to wake him up, suckling his cheeks for the sweet nectar

he'll never call you a [BIG SHOT] in his slurred, barely coherent voice as his feeble mind tries to process who you are despite lacking long term memory

enter secret secret gaster boss fight

he calls (You) specifically a faggot

everything would be forgiven with this one move

the man with hands wrote this

i wonder if that art is pre-chapter 2 or just weird redesigns

alvin is going to be knight (or at least very important) just because he's connected to gerson.
they have a SURNAME, that's a rare honour in toby's games

MIKE IS FRIEND

Spamton's success was due to Mike

Sales gone down the [Drain] when Mike disappeared

Dealmaker is modeled after Friend's eyes

Spamton had [Communion] with [unintelligable laughter] in the basement

Blames Tenna for Mike's disappearance

Noelle gave the mystery cat a name

Cat "left due to happiness", just like he left Spamton

The smiley face really was Mike all along. We have come full circle. Screencap this.

I feel like the ch1 dark world is really important and it was in Gerson's former classroom. This world was connected to the grand fountain in the adjacent closet, and also, the eggman trees ALL look like the trees from this specific world

I have played undertale and deltarune, but haven’t been in any threads.
I have absolutely no idea what the fuck are any of you talking about.

We all wonder... Where is Mike at?

berdly farts

breaking susie in any way possible is all i could ever ask of toby

veri not required

that means you're temporarily sane
leave before it takes you too

NOT PLAYING TILL ITS FINISHED
TOBY

This is a Anon Babble general that has relocated to Anon Babble

the general is and always will be worse
They'll talk about some nigger named Jobblejib or some shit and everyone will gossip on that thing he did that one time simultaneously dodging any actual talk about the games

Have fun getting spoiled, you'll never know the feeling of what it's like to encounter Spamton without having a vague idea of who he is beforehand. you'll never experience the threads where people discovered the Weird Route.

"schizo bosses represent forgotten items" is stupid

Spamton was added last minute

By that logic Rouxls would be the schizo boss, not Jevil

rouxls is a schizo boss though we just havent killed him yet

But it still works even if spamton wasnt added
The original schizoboss was just the neo body which was an unused idea / failed dream by mettaton-ghost in mspaint

By that logic Rouxls would be the schizo boss, not Jevil

He will be the last Schizoboss. Everyone keeps clowning on him. He has a fucked up face like Gaster.

Who the fuck is spamton
Bitch I don't even know what the the battle screen looks like

If you browse the Anon Babble catalog regularly you'll know what he looks like.

currently replaying Deltarune

remember it took me a whole week to beat Jevil back in 2018

get to the Jevil fight

"aw man, I'm gonna waste so much time on this shit"

beat him on my second try

I browse/v/ everyday they thing that i pay attention to in regards to deltarune is the gay femboy goat porn. Iv not looking at a single picture in this thread nor read any posts except op and yours.

Were you an adult in 2018?

I was in my early 20s, anyway I thought people got worse at videogames as they got older.

Only for stuff like FPS or rhythm games.

Ralsei Negra my beloved

After completing chapter 7, if you load a save and return to the Party Dojo there's a boss rush where you have to fight all the chapter final bosses.

If you beat the boss rush, you unlock "Super Boss Rush" where you have to fight all the schizo bosses back to back with 1 inventory of items.

If you complete it you unlock Deltarune's equivalent to the Annoying Dog's room in Undertale.

Can you make it anon?

i pray to toby that theres a boss rush, thats all i could really ask for in a game like this

the spirit is willing

Can't answer the question as-is but I definitely could manage Jevil and Spamton back to back

youtu.be/XuCJttSasDQ

You have a while
news.mit.edu/2015/brain-peaks-at-different-ages-0306

Ruined

Ch1 was a shitty rehash of Papyrus and Sans portion in undertale thoughever

Since this video was mentioned, I'd like to recall how much Chapter 1 feels unpolished even compared to Undertale. Chapter 2 is where Deltarune actually took off.

How do you know the race of anonymous posters?

Unironic Gaster denier

el oh el

This is how Kris sounds

I mean, this guy does have a few interesting points, but he's also a joyless jaded husk of a human being who has clearly incorrect opinions on some aspects

He is 100% right about the robots
What a waste of time

Oh, yeah. The robots definitely he's right on, but he's wrong on so many levels about everything else in the chapter.

the robots were tobys occasional retarded autism where he adds sometiing nobody else gives a fuck about

My favourites are...
The books!

lmao

The robots aren't bad. Toby just added something silly and not everything has to be super significant. If anything you should expect more inconsequential flavor stuff coming in chapter 3

Toby this

Toby that

holy shit, shut the fuck up already

Shutup Toby

Temmie?

It's his game. Why wouldn't we talk about him?

his game

It's clearly my game, dumbass

The problem with the robots isn't that they are silly and inconsequential. The problem with the robots is that they suck. They aren't funny. Worst of all, despite their musical theming, they commit the gravest sin any Deltarune character can commit: their music is annoying. All of their many music tracks are incredibly grating. They're the only tracks I skip when listening to the soundtrack. And yes, I know their whole bit is that their music is based off the sample tracks that come with Casio keyboards. That doesn't make it less insufferable.

I like the robots because they’re anti-shipfag characters

I like their take on jinglebells.

It's also a waste of a homestar runner reference

deer monster shows up

plays jingle bells

is that racist?

The only real downgrade is and will always be white Ralsei

It's not even him being white that's the problem, it's him somehow losing his fluffiness entirely

Ralsei Negra had soul
Ralsei Blanca feels like an OC based off Asriel

White ralsei didn't have to be bad but they decided to make him ugly

Your sprites look ugly
Berdly is cuter faggot

I mean, his ears clearly aren't even the same fucking shape

why do Ralsei’s horns become completely different after removing the hat

le master baiting
watch it be a plot point at one point

I think given the track record it's more likely they just fucked up and made sprites that look too different

Jevil was always part of the plan, he's in some of the earliest files Toby has shown off about Deltarune.
Heartache was his theme at one point.

I said that Spamton was a last minute addition, not Jevil

deltatroon fans when they self-insert as Kris and get cucked by Suselle endgame

Why is Spamton so relevant in his chapter compared to Jevil?

I'm baffled that some people still don't expect Suselle to happen. I don't like it either but that's exactly where things are going.

this is the default Anon Babble experience

I expect it, but I also think there's a small chance nothing actually comes of it and there's no romance by the end for anyone.

when will Toby bring back the Undertale Cafe

He is the devil bro. Lissten to me. He can shaoeshift however he wants, like rhe devil always could and shaoeshifted as a goat which is the devil's favorite form AND what make Kris the happiest. He was black in the first chapte rbecause his form wasnt complete and that why he cjanged between cjapter 1 and 2. He can remove his moyth at will because he probably would smile at bad thi g hapenning if it was here, the devil hide himself as a goat and you have to be careful

Kris as a girl >>>

He is the devil bro.

But Gaster is the devil

lol no no no, gaster is not the devil, he's the archangel, like the real one from before the lore got corrupted by the devil, he didn’t fall cause he was bad he fell cause he saw too much, like he understood the game so hard he broke out the back of it, that’s why he’s stuck in the void, not cause he’s evil but cause he’s too holy and the world can’t hold him, he talks in wingdings cause regular words are too small for him now, and people think he’s creepy but he’s just trying to warn you, trying to have you foght ralsei who have more power than him over the world (the survey program is to know if youre ready to fight ralsei) the fun value is his last message, like he put his voice in the glitches so you’d hear him whisper “look deeper,” he want you to sezrch the files unlike toby cuck, he didn’t create the darkness he’s the only one who remembers what it was before it got twiste by the "legend of delatrune" he’s not like ralsei who hides in smiles, gaster knows what’s coming and he’s trying to help but the truth is so big it comes out scary, he’s the archangel of the broken code and you don’t talk to him, you decode him. Deltarune is ralsei's (devil) fake paradise, created to trap (you) and use our power hes tryikg to get kris into his side because he know we are in kris, that why he act so nice to himbecause hes faking it too hard

I just saw the drawing, good job, anon! As the main Gooner Vessel/Goner!Frisk poster, thanks for drawing this!

I just wanna pound Ralsei desu specifically the black one

Playershit and the player being the Angel. Total playerfag death. River person literally deconfirms the player as the Angel.

Ralsei Negra>>>>>

We don't need your kind here, this is not fucking Anon Babble

I hope Deltarune is a prequel to Undertale would B cool desu

I hope you can have a weird route where you can make toriel fucked up and traumatizzed for life and give a good life to asgore instead

Really, nigga? You say that to me and not the several berdshit posters posting literal scat fantasies for hours?

Source on Spamton actually being "last minute"

You literally called yourself THE poster of goonslop, giving yourself the title like some attentionwhoring Anon Babble-fag

Your pedophilia is just as bad, obviously. You both need to leave

"Piles of Asriel's dust" by a huge mile, plus any theory that he's playing hookey to open dark fountains and stuff like that.
Just let the dude go to college and get his degree PLEASE.

based FOBby

post more goner frisk

It's just a joke, nigga. Also this is Anon Babble, maybe I should actually post lolishit if you're going to be mad anyways. Your seething is the only reason I am getting "attention".

nigga

Oh no, he's black

Okay, NIGGER.

maybe I should actually post lolishit if you're going to be mad anyways.

Oh you're one of those schizos. You really would be at home on Anon Babble.

Anonymous 05/23/25(Fri)09:09:39 No.524729476▶

youtube.com/watch?v=xBFMB6jqLKw
it's up

That's better

Anonymous 05/23/25(Fri)09:09:39 No.524729476▶

If you're so obsessed with Anon Babble, why don't you go back there?

B-b-b-b-boy next door!

Watch out for that small percentage of players who will insist the weird route is the BASED CHAD path for the rest of time because Suselle doesn't happen. I know this will happen, I played Library of Ruina and have to deal with shitters who still think the bad end where Roland kills Angela is the actual basedchad ending to this day

NTA, but they might be basing that assertion on how Toby revealed a full, unused version of “Power of NEO” sometime this year, so that could indicate that his earliest idea was to have the fight just be Mettaton NEO.

But from what I remember there’s evidence that Spamton was a character he’d conceived a while ago; there was some unused NPC sketch with a censored name in his Undertale art book or w/e that had similar dual colored eyes and a big smile (unless that’s FRIEND I guess?).

I do not fuck goat i do not i do not want to have sexual intercourse with anima lthat danegrosu disgusting and inumani just think ralsei can give blowjon and that the fat he's a goat make it 20% more hot but if a real goat wanted to give me the suck i would say "no thank you

vocaroo.com/15uJjmI0kU3d

Weird Route is going to culminate in Noelle raping Susie into complete submission.

kek

You were about 3 weeks too late. Discussion was great before threads started getting made continuously. The best time to be here was during the sweepstakes update.

Noelle should rape me the player

Deltarune being either a prequel or a sequel to Undertale, both using the "the universe is destroyed and remade just like in JoJo" pretext

What the hell is the context behind this

...Is anyone else kind of worried that Omori theory might actually be right and Deltarune is just going to be Omori but with furries and probably worse writing and music?

So like End of Eva, essentially?

I was going to get a Switch 2 on launch and play mario kart because I figured doing speedruns of the single player missions with the schmoovement would be fun but then deltarune got announced and I decided to just get deltarune instead.
Toby fox has cost Nintendo 500$

Ch3+4 is really going to be the tipping point on whether or not the dog can be trusted to deliver on the wild mysteries and fun characters he's sat on for nearly a decade, or if it's going to crash and burn in spectacular fashion in the name of dumb shipfaggotry and shallow JRPG references.
I have hope, but I wouldn't be completely surprised if we have to end up waiting another 20 years for a game to deliver on the expectations Toby has let us build for him.

I know it's suppoed to make him look like a dreemurr but there was an option to just have white ralsei be black ralsei copy pasted with a mouth that looked way better

The Ralsei cumsock theory

The Ralsei Cumslut theory.

*Kris... are you there...
*It's me...
RALSEI CUMMSOKK
*Cum and Socks starts to play

Ok nerds, I wanna do a "perfect run" of chapters 1 and 2 in the coming weeks before the next stuff comes out. What do I need to remember to do? I know I need eggs and Starwalker, but thats it

Yeah. Undertale had shipfaggotry and shallow jrpg references and it was pretty good in spite of that but Deltarune seems to be leaning into the shipshit too much. Lengthier, more complicated stories are also just easier to screw up

To throw the manual and to NOT hug Ralsei

Omori's arrangements and production are better and more eclectic but Toby obviously writes more memorable melodies... Maybe Deltarune is taking so long because it really was just Omori and he needed to rework the entire story. Nevertheless, storywise, Omori without a dumbass twist that makes no sense would be an instant improvement over Omori.

It will have better writing and music, at least.

People are seriously suspecting Omori was the game Toby mentioned that was coincidentally similar to his fever dream concept but I disagree. It only feels that way because Omocat was a major Undertale backer and Omori was also heavily Earthbound inspired.
The actual game Toby was talking about is Noisz. Despite being very niche, he knows it exists because Camellia worked on it.
"don't forget, I'm always in your heart"
youtube.com/watch?v=1Rq1OyYhIoc&t=146s

Lengthier, more complicated stories are also just easier to screw up

Good thing Deltarune is made up of smaller storys. As long as Toby nails the Gaster stuff, it's fine.

Summarize this game's story.

Ah yes, a moe anime bullet hell game... The game Toby Fox feared for being VERY similar to Deltarune, almost exactly the same...

As long as Toby nails the Gaster stuff, it's fine.

Gaster is the cornerstone of it all, even if he fucks everything up he can still deliver with the weird meta shit we've been waiting to see fully realized since, like, the UT demo.

Spamton wasn't last minute, his boss fight was last minute. He was always around as a shopkeep

They hated him because he spoke the truth

This is literally canon

Chapter 1, pacifist

Name your gang the shit squad
Warn all enemies about susie
Pacify jevil
Put the egg in asgore's fridge
Get all items in the dark world, do NOT use the top cake. Trade it for the spin cake which replenishes.
Talk to onionsan, give him the right name, and agree to meet him later
Tell Noelle Susie eats chalk to get the light candy
Get San's phone number
Get the flowers and give them to toriel

Chapter 2, pacifist

Put all of your Chapter 1 items in storage and do all available fusions.
Recruit every enemy
Talk to Nubert and Hacker
Avoid hitting any cars to get the tiny car recruit [If you're on PC press left and right at the same time to make this absurdly easy]
Get all items, DO NOT use the tensionbit. You can fuse it later. Also leave Noelle/'s watch alone
Give the gift to susie and get a doll for her room
Optional: Skip the ferris wheel cutscene to avoid letting ralsei feed bullshit to kris
Either flip off the camera or do a peace sign, do not hug ralsei.
Enter Noelle's room and steal the ice-e plush and susie statue for kris and susie's rooms
Loosen berdly so he doesn't break his arm.
After you're out do all the dojo fights and do all available fusions
Go to the onionsan area and see a cutscene with susie
Go to the bunker and see a cutscene with susie
Get the chocolate from Undyne and give it to Alphys
Put the egg in the basket
Get the request from mettaton
That should be everything.

the game Toby mentioned that was coincidentally similar to his fever dream concept

Wait, when was this? I don't remember reading anything like that.

Toby's music is good but Chapter 2 featured two collab songs of questionable quality and if he goes down that route the soundtrack might suffer.

The NOISZ is a piece of Antiphon technology that is capable of fighting and purifying Noise Beasts, all while gathering energy from them. However, its incredible powers come at a cost: the user's soul is consumed by using it. Removing the NOISZ from a NOISZ user will kill them, as the device is bound to their soul.

a NOISZ Beast is a deceased NOISZ user whose body has been reanimated using energy contained within the NOISZ. NOISZ Beasts are generally extremely powerful, and as in life, can also operate in conceptual time. However, if the NOISZ is removed from a NOISZ Beast, they will no longer move and will fully die.

NOISZ Beast is a deceased NOISZ user whose body has been reanimated using energy contained within the NOISZ. NOISZ Beasts are generally extremely powerful, and as in life, can also operate in conceptual time. However, if the NOISZ is removed from a NOISZ Beast, they will no longer move and will fully die.

Pacify jevil

I disagree, I think you should fight Jevil so he comes with you as the Devilsknife, like Spamton joins you as both items.
I think Toby would definitely lock something important behind fighting knowing full well people are less likely to do it following Undertale, just to reinforce the difference between the games.

Thank you anon, very good list. You forgot Spamtom but thats ok he's a given

Get the chocolate from Undyne and give it to Alphys

not eating it with Susie

bricked save file

Do this except fight Jevil to get the DEVILSKNIFE instead.

Name your gang the shit squad

Does this actually effect anything or are you just being silly?

noelle sex

YOU FORGOT THE GLOWSHARD
YOU FORGOT THE HOT CHOCOLATE
DELTANERDS KILL THIS MAN

true ending hinges on it
trust me, toby fox works at my uncle

Interesting. Does this mean sealing Dark Fountains is bad?

I want to cum directly inside Ralsei till he starts kicking and squirming begging me to stop.

Both outcomes are calamitous, it's just which direction we're gonna fuck it up with.

Like the size of him, as a person?

What's the pacifist "I simp for Noelle" run? Give her good advice for Susie, want to ride the ferris wheel with her while not going into snowgrave and gift her the plushy?

I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Ralsei. Every day I would wake him up by cumming in him and every night I would cum in him right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside him.
I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that he'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into him like an animal and slather him in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible.
I wouldn't even care if he's already pregnant, I'll fuck him while he's pregnant and he'll get double pregnant. I'll fill him with so much cum every day that he'll look pregnant even when he isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Ralsei as fertile as possible. I'd give him fertility drugs, I'd give him uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let him go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake him home made lactation inducing biscuits to help him get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that he'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell him how delicious it is. I'll make him so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number he's carrying at any given time.
I would literally never stop doting on him, I would respond to him every beck and call and I would cum inside him again each time he asks for something. He would be so pregnant all the time that he would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. His spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly.
Even after he can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into him. I would clone him purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside him after he runs out of them. He would have so much progesterone running through his veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to him.

Maybe, though this was for pacifist. Although there aren't visible consequences for fighting jevil yet the game does keep track of every encouter wheer you use violence

I did say get every item for the dark worlds but you're right on the hot chocolate
Get the hot chocolate and drink it

God I want to die on top of Ralsei while busting my final nut, while he also cums so hard he dies as well.
I want we to have a double final death orgasm together, our tight embrace slowly relaxing as my corpse lies on top of his.

no bed inspector or moss finder

congrats your save is now worthless