Get a Job

Get a Job

No Time For Vidya

get day off

Spend all day playing forklift simulators

why does this alice happen every time?

Continuing on, What do i write here on my job application to the backrooms?

I like hunting sims if that comforts you in any way

can you hunt semi-human beings in these games?

stop playing bideo gaems that are just jobs they are not fun :( glory to the CCP

Give me suggestions on what work experiences i should write.
not sure if shitposter counts

Don't we have something in common with pigs when it comes to DNA? If yes then I guess hunting wild pigs counts

Anti-ZOG partisan

i like the taste of raw pork.
i do wonder what raw human tastes like, is it similar?

experienced bullet dodger
AI consultant
internet forum community project manager

Now I need a role description.
Write me Something that will surely get me the job

I like hunting boars but I hate pork unless it's barbecue. Pork smells like pig shit for me and the smoke from bbq hides the aroma.

put down one of those big i love alice posts

judging from what we eat and how we live as human beings i can say without a doubt that we have the highest meat quilty in all animals

I could post a copypasta in there, plenty of writing space.
What copypasta should i use?

gaypee is talking about us again

tasty

NeetGods win again

jaypee my tsuntsun wife

Marisa, my girl! How I dream of smelling your unwiped ass after you've taken a poop. Please, my dear girl, my sweet, sweet, delicious girl, with the most tender pussy, the most delicious pussy with the smell of an innocent girl, I beg you, don't wipe your ass after you've taken a poop! After all, a girl's ass should smell like a girl, don't remove your smell from your innocent ass, I beg you! How I'd like to smell your ass smeared in your innocent poop. You, my sweet, innocent, beloved girl with the most tender smell of a girl!

ZOMG IT'S MIMA HIIIIIII!!!!!!!

MIMA???

Damn, thats one hell of a job description

So, Will this application get me the job?

omg what are they saying!!

hired!

Is this the thread?

Yes, This is the Alice job application thread using Rapeape's phone and address

It’s Alice’s fault that they put me in a psych ward.

yes. now eat my ass

mima balls

Language doesnt have anything interesting, so moving on with the application process

we are tourists and poopy :(

Now its time for some Questions!

Question 1:

Do you certify you meet all minimum qualifications for this job as outlined in the job posting? If you do not recall the minimum qualification for this job, please review the job posting prior to answering this question.*

Question 2:

Are you legally able to work in the country where this job is located?*

Question 3:

Please select your age category:*

Question 4:

Please select your Walmart Associate Status/Affiliation:*

Question 5:

Are you able to provide work authorization within 3 days of your hire?

Question 6

Will you now or in the future require "sponsorship for an immigration-related employment benefit"? For purposes of this question "sponsorship for an immigration-related employment benefit" means: an H-1B, TN, L-1 or STEM Extension. (Please ask if you are uncertain whether you may need immigration sponsorship or desire clarification.)*

Question 7

Do you have Active Duty or Guard/Reserve experience in the Uniformed Services of the United States?*

Question 8

Are you the Spouse/Partner of someone in the Uniformed Services of the United States?

Question 9

Do you have a direct family member who currently works for Walmart or Sam's Club?*

omg rude >>:(

these are yes/no questions, so decide fo me.

Q6
Yes of course because you live in Gensokyo and need a work visa
Q9
Shinki worked at walmart

How the FUCK do you rip encrypted dxa files? I really want Clownpiece's cheerleader sprites from Yoiyami Dancers

pick the oldest possible age range

and the other questions?

yes on all

YATSUBREAD

i guess i select the most "Yes" of the ones with multiple questions
Like being on active duty and what not

Please provide the name and relationship of the family member

How should i go about describing my "Spouce"?

I Could just copypaste the wiki of some 2hu
but Which 2hu should it be?

polyamorous relationship with Marisa Kirisame and Patchouli Knowledge

hitler

genji

Reimu's

Wiki wont fuckin load so im using the fandom wiki for extra spice

Right, Got the Reimoo added, now time to continue with the application

Second to last Query!
This is the same throughout, should I just Go through this quick or do you fags have anything in mind?

fill it all out so rapeape is forced to work 24/7 without rest or diapy breaks

Now its time for the Diversity Section

To assist in appropriate identification, please select the group to which you belong, identify with, or are regarded in the community as belonging in accordance with the definitions below:

Postin in a sec

Black

Chose the Multi-Race mutt
and damn, there's only two genders in this? Based shartmart

Unironically with the first sentence you could score a job.
Shill jobbing is no longer a joke

THE FINAL PART!!!
Now its the Review before the submission, Posting in a sec let me piece it together

Hatate drawing.

Hong's oversized turds had filled her pants so much that they bulge out awkwardly, as if she was wearing a huge diaper underneath. Long, sticky ropes of shit slowly pumped out of Hong's pants and now she stood in a two-foot tall mound of her own crap. Her feet were buried and pieces of rotten, gooey turds were strewn about the grass around her. The stench of months of defecation was overpowering.
Patchouli bit her lip and helplessly cut a massive hyper-fart, which flowed deliciously between her legs and out from her fluttering nightgown. Patchouli had never given herself hyper-rips before but she had certainly experimented on Koakuma before trying out the spell. Now she was beginning to like the powerful feeling of intense gas.
"BBRRRRRRUUMMMPPP...aah...damn that feels good," She said, indulging in another mammoth gas blast,
"Uhnnng...I feel like dumping this shit on someone..."
Patchouli noticed Meiling's plight and softly glided over to her.
"You'll do," she said, "Take this!"
Patchouli floated up to Meiling's head height and pressed the Chinese girl's face into her plump ass.
Patchouli grunted again and let go, shitting out a terrible, eighteen-second long hyper-fart that blew
Meiling's hat off and hair back.
"Aaaagh... fuck that feels good. Ok, Hong. I'll dispel Sakuya's time-manipulation. Uhnng...but then I've gotta start dumping this shit hard. Mmm...right in your fucking face..."

Lets Celebrate RapeApe's New occupation in this thread!
lets hope he enjoys his new job as much as he enjoys eating hotpockets

right, Thread's Over, time to pack up and leave.
The Vhus can have the leftovers.

Grapeape laid in Walmart crib, helpless and frustrated

Grapeape Soiled his Diapy during his lifelong shift at the backrooms

They don't call it long pig for nothing

now what?

What is wrong with touhou posters?

I'll post an update if wallmart ever responds
Time for me to get back to working on the cookie protocols
Until Then, Farewell Veehus!

MEIRA BALLS

this thread needs some ['p]

Proofs?

if i roll this 0 i rape you to the backrooms with Ape-san

You better pray to RNGesus that you don't land a critical miss, or you're getting shackled to the Diapy Duty post next to Grapeape—no save rolls allowed.

Diap