Gabe Newell wants to put a chip in your brain

Think about how hot that anime girl is

Mary remotely deactivates your brain

lol

Does that mean that I'll be able to communicate with my Steam friends without accessing a computer or a phone? Honestly, I might consider it.

Nah I'm gonna pass on getting the mark of the beast, thanks.

Took them like 6 years to make one chip. Progress is too slow gaben. How ya gonna upload your brain before you die if it's this slow

why do you want a fingerdick

No he wants to put a chip in his brain and thought you might also pay for the privilege.

Die before the class-action gets me a payout, probably

Half-Life 3 will be brain chip exclusive, calling it now.

I appreciate that you want full dive immersive games Mr. Ben and all but I ain't getting a hole drilled in my head to play Left 4 Dead 3

trepenation isn't actually that big of a deal. people use to put holes in their head on purpose to increase oxygen/blood flow around the brain. it was unironically ((modern medicine)) that put an end to trepenation.

If this thing isn't completely closed circuit (thus defeating the purpose) people WILL find a way in and they WILL find a way to physically harm you with it.

elon musk wants to put a chip in your brain

MARK OF THE BEAST

THE END TIMES ARE HERE

ANTI-CHRIST

VADE RETRO SATANA

Gabe Newell wants to put a chip in your brain

I'm shaving my head now

Show those cuck doctors whos boss and air out your skull.

jesus fucking christ you are retarded
we still open up the skull in extreme cases where there's swelling of the brain but that is the only reason to do so
the witch doctor using a sharp rock to bore a hole in your skull was doing it to let out evil spirits which were probably migraines or a brain tumor, neither of which trepanation would have helped with
the practice most likely only continued for as long as it did in as many places as it did because it did genuinely help with cases of brain swelling, it has absolutely nothing to do with what you said

to PLAY the 'eck with my 'ick

I don't trust anyone to put electronics in my head.

ITS OKAY WHEN VALVE DOES SAAR

Will I get Marketplace card drops to sell for 3p?

Hes just doing his chad trad larp. Dont waste the keystrokes

Imagine the utility of it.

Either you get the chip in your brain like everyone else and install the software that monitors your brain activity to make sure you work 8 hours, +2 hours of voluntary overtime, without bathroom breaks, OR you aren't getting a job again.

Your call.

Low oxygen brained take.

I haven't had a job for six years so I'll survive. Or die if they send the killbots after me, I'd rather die than have advertising directly beamed into my brain.

we are sorry to hear that the mandatory update to patch 6.2 reportedly caused minor to total brain damage in about 60 to 90% of users. To make things right we will suspend all online features until we can release a new patch and offer a free upgrade to our next model all affected users.

adds are now going to be gently added to your dreams. And thats a good thing!

it's no worse than tiktok existing

heh

Steamies will defend this

What is it with these rich assholes and wanting to enslave us? I see no other reason to want to chip humanity.

trust me bro these demon rune crystals in your brain will give you all your desires, it certainly won't allow demons to control your body and mind and trap your soul not allowing you to go to heaven!

Lol because they view the masses of people as animals

chip or not, you're already a slave.

Not me, not me tho.

Buddy millionaires and billionaires already fucked us to the point of not return

Alright, I'll be the one to ask
Why is it that King Solomon had his own legion of demons with his meme grimoire but suddenly we need his seal to ward them away?

Read Chomsky, Marx, Bakunin

Gabe Newell wants to put a chip in your brain

I'm shaving my head now

Who's saying this?

If Gabe can live for all eternity as the CEO of Valve by uploading his consciousness to a new body with this chip then I don't care how many steam paypigs he uses as guinea pigs.

Gotta get that deep brain scan going before he dies. Can't leave his company to anyone.

They have absolutely nothing else in life.
It's basically what they wrote about with cults of slaneesh, except instead of degeneracy they're farming people for that dopamine hit

well poisoning

kekek

When you reach the point you have all the power and money you can ever want, one of the few pleasures left is reveling in the suffering and humiliation of others.

As long as i can launch steam from my office, count me in !

Shalom rabbi

how do i summon a succubus using my motherboard

please respond

refuse to be chipped

lose access to your steam account

This, especially in tech it's like they become cartoon villains with time.
Bill Gates is playing with people's health and wants to "depopulate the world", Mark Zuckenberg uses your data and pirated thousands of books for use in his AI, and Gabe Newell even before the brain chip let gambling run rampant on his platform.
Perhaps a lack of spirituality, the burden of responsabilities, simple boredom or a combinaison of those.

I, personally, can't wait until things become like Cyberpunk 2077, and I can access my shit and trade with others using only my mind. People get paranoid and think Gabe and others want to mind control them.

IS NO ONE GONNA POINT OUT HOW GABE IS ABOUT TO GET DRILLED?
FUCK Anon Babble!
Reply to this post if ur gay.

why did nothing happen for centuries and suddenly technological innovation skyrocketed