Which way Tarnished man?

Which way Tarnished man?

takes giant incest cock

only for (you)

Gee, hard choice right there.

only for (you)

whores herself to any tarnished that comes along

You know which way...

Ranni doesn't have feet so I'm going with Revenant.

I feel so bad for the doxed bronyOP

literal doll vs prime bussy

easiest choice of my life

any tarnished?
you have to be worthy enough and to get the key in the first place, dumb dumb
miquella was a terrible character, just failed at everything

Neither

bitch is too busy playing in the metaverse to look at you

this is what you want?

source: my ass

Nearly 6 minutes of TTS fanfiction jesus fucking murphy

provide source

wants to touch my ass

go ahead?

Blussy.

This way

Imagine wanting to fuck THIS

Buttworms and diapers

I watched it and it looks like Radhan would still be his consort. You're just like a weird cuck-follower.
I don't get why they didn't just add a new ending where you could "promise" yourself to Miquella like you do Ranni after clearing the DLC. It's what most people wanted.

We already see her swap bodies to the small doll in-game. She can just swap to a sex doll for when you want to get it on.

ranni simps are delusional

are you retarded or something?
did I say you would fuck his asshole anywhere in my post?
I said you could side with him
I don't care what you want to rimjob underage kids

it was good kek

You were responding to my post complaining you can't romance Miquella. Did you just start talking about something else altogether? Explain yourself better at least "you can't romance, but you can side..." don't let me to guess what you mean entirely.

Lol wut?

Neither I don't play rollslop

Miquella
The one thing that's wrong with lands between is everyone is mean. If everyone was nice instead of crucifying, infecting, poopyraping, cannibalizing etc everyone they didn't like it would be a nice place to live.
Therefore a world of absolute niceness by miquella is the best choice. Stars are nothing but trouble from a rabble rousing fratricider puppet

you know exactly what I meant, being pedantic won't save you
it's over for you

any tarnished

only takes interest in you because you have Torrent

you have to find out where she's hiding, get past the Carian Manor deathtrap, and kill Loretta's ghost and fend off a dragon just to get to her

even after all this she only allows you to join the cheerleading squad

you have to actively get to know her when she's in a doll and then kill an ungodly alien abomination from the stars just to get the wedding ring

THEN she's all yours

I mean it's not exactly "any" tarnished that'd be even remotely capable of all that shit, she's into you explicitly because you're built different

No, retard you said "There was apparently cut content where you could side with Miquella" in response to "You can only romance one of them." Anyone reading this would infer that 'siding with Miquella' referred to 'romance' in the same way that siding with Ranni means romancing her too.
I swear most of you in this website are illiterate.

I bet you didn't even unlock her dear consort eterrnal line and only got the fair consort eternal one.
You didn't beat the game.

ranni is my wife

I did because I went back and talked to her again after the whole questline expecting more items to be where she'd been sitting

You can't fool me Miyazaki, I'm familiar with your game

here you go

youtube.com/watch?v=NqH1vw8JtYE

Instant boner

Why do her statues have such big tits if she's a chestlet?

nigga you don't get to fuck ranni either calm down
romancing means nothing
you either go off to the moon with a burn victim living in a doll's body or get aids from a psychopath who is into incest and now has three arms and will cuck you

you marry her

it means nothing

Fuck off and think twice before being weirdly aggressive for no reason next time.

RANNI IS A WHORE

is it marriage if it's not consummated?
I don't know the laws of the lands between/moon

i hate that im attracted to both

4 arms vs 3 arms

higher number is always better

Chaos

kills torrent too, someone who was always there for you

you're a faggot

Marika inside the Erdtree is basically the same as Morgott after you defeat him and strip him of grace. Marika in her prime would be similarly buffed like Morgott is when you fight him. Which is why I'm tired of

that's not how she looks in the game

Faggots who complain about the blender model. Marika with Grace would be a bimbo.

I'm so glad women lose everything with age, they deserve it.

unaging bussy pls

Body type A / Body Type B

main villain is some twink futa type thing that seduces his brother

blanket nerfs to enemy AI including all ranged attacks in the game among other things, because some streamers cried.

Anon Babble excuses it all / pretends its not all real, because its a game with actual gameplay

really makes you think

Indeed

Always weird how confident Soulsfags are with their headcanon.

that's not how she looks in the game

It's a stupid complaint in the first place because even beat up statue Marika has a fat shapely ass and thin waist.

I love my doll wife

Faggot who brainwashes people for no good reason

Pure maiden who is trying to free the world from the corrupt powers that control everything

Gee, hard choice.

What with Miyazaki and living dolls?

Doll joints are sexy

miyazaki's fetishes:

feet

giant women

traps

dolls

hand mouths

Kills the most decent guy of the family instead of the literal blood cultist

She makes in a month what you make in a whole year though.
Unlike an incel like you who will die alone she'll get to live an easy life with some simp that will take good care of her.

I bet marika made him take the equivalent of hormones

You forgot poison swamps.

post tits whore

she didn't know about mohg or morgott, they were in the sewers

>feet

>giant women

Absolutely based

miquella's boupussy

And you too will die alone and unloved like the fictional incel in your post. Nobody will ever take care of you.

I'm already married, incel.
Civilization is lucky that degenerates like you erase themselves from the gene pool.

Is Malenia an option? She could have been originally.

my dick would probably rot off trying to make a dynasty w her

If you ask Miquella nicely he may reprogram the corpse of his sister to be nice to you

porcelain doll

femboy without a physical body

both are unfuckable, but at least my cum won't phase through Ranni.

most decent guy

Golden Order propaganda

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