PLAY NOITA

Roguelikes aren't fun, they're like second jobs for mentally ills, worse than gacha and gambling

dude i have 20000 hours on this dopamine chasing treadmill sim, just hit reroll again the next run will finally be the good one trust me

Noita is less about good RNG and more about raw knowledge checks. My favorite strategy that won me a 33 orb run (beeline to Snowy Depths > find wand with minimal digging capabilities > beeline to Overgrown Caverns) practically erases starting RNG from the game.

I'm OP but you're not wrong

I'm OP and you're wrong

I play vanilla

I already have anon. I don't like the post-game content of having to travel the overworld. Idk if it filters me or if I just find it tedious. Main route is tight as hell though.
Is this how gachafags cope

killed the alchemist

Did both chests

What are some other important spell unlocks?

The only mod you need to have at hand is the multiplayer one

it doesn't need any mods
nah it's a game of skill and knowldge, not rng

The Tower's diamond

nothing will compare to those first Noita threads where people were discovering crazy shit live.

It actually felt like that kid who came up with "totally legit" bullshit Vidya secrets, but here they're actually true

Tinker everywhere is mandatory from the start.

More like

if you need 16 loops to enjoy a game its not a good game

I did for about 100 hours. I love the look and the mechanics for spells, but I hate roguelite elements and autistic Finnish indie design so I stopped. Fuck right off if you think losing a 3 hour run "because you learned something!" is okay when the thing you learned is "This optional boss you found after 3 hours is immune to the 3 things you tried against him. Start a new run and try one other thing and hope it doesn't get you killed in 0.3 seconds". I don't even think I've seen a game that disrespects the players time as much, which is a shame because the interactivity, reactivity and wand building mechanics really are top notch.

I don't even think I've seen a game that disrespects the players time as much

"The sacrifice of oneself to the pursuit of knowledge Is the highest tribute to the gods."

It's not that bad, you can just escape from the boss and try something else. The worst things are the master of masters and that new elk boss that basically one-shoot you if you didn't magically know that they reflect damage

Is this one of those wiki games?

It is the absolute pinnacle of wiki games.

Outside of maybe the pyramid boss, there's not a single side boss that you're going to find and beat on your own without losing an inordinate amount of time to figuring out what to do. If Noita had Terraria-like world generation and saving at holy mountains, it would be a perfect game.

200%. The single most wikiest game to have existed, assuming you want to do anything but get the default (bad) ending. Have fun not even knowing the basics of wandbuilding without looking it up.

Its a wiki + youtube walkthrough game

All of it, and it's still fun without one.

I beat it but it turns out beating the game is only the first part and 99% of the game is cryptic shit nobody got time to figure out

I beat it

I love how "beating" Noita means literally nothing, to the point it's actually a noob trap because you're ending the game early with nothing to show for it. Noita must be the one roguelite with metaprogression in existence where you get ZERO unlocks for beating the game (cosmetics aside).

I like it a lot and I've done a lot of stuff outside the main line, but it gets tedious and the game is really too buggy to be bothered about completing crown or amulet quests.

It really kills my desire to finish sun quest when the stones I've stashed disappear... when I haven't even left the world, just a few biomes away.

do basically everything

get amulet and crown

1 spell away from having them all

don't play for a while

feel like playing again

start the game up

all progress gone, my crown is gone

fuck you nigger game, I'm not playing again then

I don't even think I've seen a game that disrespects the players time as much

Pretty much. Also anyone saying it's only about "knowledge checks" is disingenuous, let's see you reach the last biome without any black holes spells or equivalent.

It's ok.
It's only "amazing" if you're autistic enough to engage with the schizo bullshit they've locked 90% of the game behind

And by that I meant let's see you when you DO reach last biome without black hole spells. Not that it's hard to do but that you're fucked big time if it happens like it happened to me once. Felt like I should clarify.

I have never installed a single mod

only like 8-10% of people who own noita on steam have beaten it

even less have the hidden achievements

the funny thing is beating it is piss easy as long as you have a kolmi killer. Most people get filtered likely in snowy depths or hiisi base

locks higher difficulties behind monotonous orb collections that you have to repeat every time you want a harder experience

All they had to do was have Ascensions like Slay the Spire unlock after each time you beat it. There's 0 incentive to beat the boss after the first time you do it. You just fuck around trying to become a God.

and crown

fuck off cheater

Discovering Luminous Drill + Increase Lifetime naturally.
At first I was like

But then I was like

Finding an Always Cast Increase Lifetime wand really made me feel like spiderman

the funny thing is beating it is piss easy as long as you have a kolmi killer.

He's pathetically easy. All you need is a bottle of acid and to speed down there as fast as possible. Hell, a single small teleport bolt wand is enough to reach him quickly and painlessly.

piss easy

Most people will put it down before they've learned half the things they need to know to get to jungle in good shape.

Did you make a world teleport wand?

Look how hard I can pee!

cheater

took me 200 fucking hours to do it

Nightmare mode is the harder difficulty. Did you never try that option?

I have never installed a single mod in 2k hours of gameplay

there's no fucking way you legit do that even with 200 hours, it's pixel perfect

The crown is from making the suns. You're thinking of the red gem on the amulet which is something else.

that's not what you get crown for, crown is for creating suns, the gem on the amulet is for cheating the one more forbidden knowledge

Are there any good online co op mods?

true, I'll continue playing noita

No, you're thinking of the gemstone. The crown is the reward of the sun quest, the amulet is the reward for 33 orbs, and the gemstone in the amulet the reward for 34.
Only the gemstone is pixel perfect and needs outside tools, the other two are totally doable.

How does it work?

my only complaint of the game is that the 'hobo' phase is too short and you don't get to experiment as much as you'd like before becoming OP and none of it mattering (as with many roguelites).

did they figure out the eye puzzle yet? or the cauldron room?
will they ever?

I'm just so fucking bad at this game bros. I don't know what it is. I can never make a wand that's good enough. Whenever I see people posting webms on Anon Babble I feel like they're modding their wands, because the best I can get is a standard projectile + fire trail or some shit. Every other spell turns out to be shit.

what is it?
you dont have to tell me if you dont want

It'd be a pretty funny joke to put so many really obtuse puzzles in the game and then make a few with no solution or quest line.

shartytranny

Still absolutely zero progress on the eyes.
Cauldron has a meaning, but is it the original intended meaning that was never implemented? Probably not.

I have this same problem but I think I'm just not getting good rolls for spells and shit.

I've played a total of 1k hours since it came out and there's always some crazy new thing I've never heard of being discovered. I didn't know until yesterday that you could put modifiers like Heavy Spread on spells with 0 charges to get their benefits without the downsides.

Same. Beat it once by getting incredibly lucky, have no interest in doing all the bonus wiki autism. Anyone who says they figured that shit out on their own is lying. I occasionally load it up just to throw dynamite in a potion shop on the first floor and watch the concoction melt through the whole level cause that shit is kino.

you can turn regular purple bolt into spambolt, just use chainsaws and manas, I'm a brainlet but I managed to bruteforce and find out stuff that works. Zigzag pattern and luminous drill can carry you through whole game

Read this shit until it's drilled into your brain. Wandbuilding is obtuse as FUCK and requires a fair bit of fucking around and finding out. Also don't forget that machine gun wands are a meme and sparkbolt timer payload wands are where the real shit is at.
noita.fandom.com/wiki/Guide_To_Wand_Mechanics

Also don't forget that machine gun wands are a meme

You will never stop me from loving my heavy shot concentrated light machine gun infinite mana wand.

Here's a basic tip that doesn't require much to get going. If you cast more than one spell at the same time all their modifiers stack, so casting 4 spark bolts in a quad cast will give you +20% crit on all of them. Making kind of slow shotguns that are just the multicasts you have into basic shooting spells will actually get you pretty far. .
It won't be like the busted builds that people post, but it should get you far enough to find those spells.

Wait what mods should I get
t. Brainlet that keeps bouncing off noita

machine gun wands are a meme

sparkbolt timer payload wands are where the real shit is at

You do know that you can make anything into a machine gun, right?
Single shot, shotgun, trigger, mist-like, anything.

I'll play Noita again when they add some real content instead of a few meme spells you get from doing stuff you need your eyes glued to the wiki to get.

Are they still updating this game or nah

Nah, but that doesn't mean one of the devs won't get bored and start updating it again

Nothing wrong with doing pixel perfect exploits for the gemstone if the devs can't be bothered to finish their game and their ARGs.

pretty sure they're done with it
I wish modders had made more map overhauls, the gameplay mechanics are solid but the non-dungeon content is ass

just open an orb from a chest bro

What would you want from Noita 2

for there not to be a noita 2 and for them to just update the first game

Chainsaws and shit are a gigantic mana drain that could go into literally anything else, such as damage up modifiers. Memechine gun wands will never be better than a single juiced up sparkbolt timer (or trigger if you're feeling suicidal) wand that deletes rooms in one click.

Melee weapons. Enchanted magical swords and shit.

You can still make the room nuking wand into a machine gun.

there's no need for a noita 2, it's a unique experience I got so burned out just for the simple 33 orb run that I'm done with this game forever

dissing chainsaws

You have no idea what you're talking about. The sheer power of the chainsaw to just completely fucking negate all the casting delay modifiers makes it the second best spell in the entire game, even if you don't like machine gun wands.
Nr1 is Add Mana btw.

Nr1 is Add Mana btw.

*Greek letters

*divide by 10 walks in*

Those are extremely good and powerful, but you can, technically, do what they do with other spells, like the uplicate line.
Add Mana and chainsaw can't be replaced, and are used in a lot more wands, for a much larger stretch of the game. Blood Magic can replace Add Mana but like lol lmao.

Yes, and that's not what I'm looking for. It's a single higher difficulty, not a tiered system. Beat that, then what? Also, NG+ shouldn't follow immediately after beating the boss. I don't want to do 2 consecutive runs. Their difficulty design is indefensible. They'd rather add more esoteric secrets for the player to unlock a totem pole piece rather than a scaling difficulty system to encourage people to keep playing their game.

needs Unlimited Spells, Greek letter or Wand Refresh to work

NG+ shouldn't follow immediately after beating the boss

NG+ is complete garbage in Noita anyway.

DOOD what if removed map features and entire bosses so you're arbitrarily locked out of content

NG+ is complete garbage in Noita anyway.

Yes, and they should have made it good. They're terrible at difficulty.
No where in my post did I say to remove anything and slowly add it back. Unlock more difficulties each time you beat it rather than your only option being to make the boss a little stronger with lame orb collection. There being no incentive to beat the game is terrible fucking game design. You're allowed to like the game, but try defending that shit without gay strawmen.

megumin skin mod

EWE start mod

yup, its noita time

worse than gacha

Ragebait needs to be believable.

I'm not spoon-feeding you shit
Plus all mods are bad anyway. Just play vanilla or play something else.

The loops and parallel worlds are all gay, the right way to play is to get the basic ending

game you like isn't fun and if you're having fun then it's not real fun

i know a lot about fun so i know what i'm talking about, that's why instead of going off to have my own fun with video games i'm lecturing you on what you think you know is fun but isn't

the entirety of Anon Babble is the same, every single day it's the same retards crying over the same shit that no one should give a fuck about
not a single thread is allowed about any video game without someone who genuinely, honestly and truly believes that what you're enjoying is wrong and you're enjoying it for the wrong reasons because your idea of entertainment isn't the same as theres
this isn't even autism, they don't understand the grey areas of life. to them everything is black or white, but these retards? there is no black, white or even grey. nothing can exist out of the singular way by which they live and breathe because their brain can't comprehend anything different

Noita would be 10x better if it were anything other than a roguelike desu famalam

Mana and cast delay/recharge can always be worked around with Tower wands and perk rerolling. There are a ton of very useful spells that aren't affected by Unlimited Spells and require Greek letters. A lot of the most creative and best builds in the game also require Greek letters.

Online multiplayer
More focus the main dungeon and less side crap

The first levels are a slog and boring as hell. Also, while the randomizer option where you start with a full wand is fun, it doesnt feel earned and fails to motivate me to go through that ass early game.

I want none of these things, they would detract from what makes Noita.

Mods typically teach you bad habits and disable treecheevos and certain special features. Vanilla is pure kino.
That being said, the multiplayer mod is top notch. Played a run with a few anons a couple days ago and it was a blast.

iplicate spells can actually make all of those spells infinite to cast

there is and there was a thread for it a couple days ago github.com/IntQuant/noita_entangled_worlds

Not really a spell unlock, but killing the Leviathan unlocks a teleport room that works even in parallel works

NG+ cycles and parallel worlds add almost no difficulty once your character really gets going. The good part of the game is

Noita would be 10x better if it were anything other than a roguelike desu famalam

A lot of the things that makes Noita good are derived from roguelikes. In many ways Noita is the action game that comes the closes to the spirit of traditional roguelikes such as NetHack where you have a million ways to consequentially interact with everything in the game's world.
Noita would need massive revisions to work well without permadeath, it'd be a totally different game if they could pull it off at all. It absolutely should lose the gay roguelite unlocks though.

This lays it out for you. I promise it's idiot-proof
github.com/IntQuant/noita_entangled_worlds

3d open world survival crafting desu senpai

NG+ cycles and parallel worlds add almost no difficulty once your character really gets going. The good part of the game is

Whoops, hit post before I finished writing this.
The good part is when it's a run and gun game where survival is more a matter of how you play than what your build is. Sometime between late in the main game and early parallel world exploration you inevitably become 99% unbeatable and its barely a game for the following hours of doing tedious busywork for the sake of unlocks and achievements.

My first encounter with the ghost deer had me busting a gut at how funny my death was

have a wand with literally nothing but Add Mana, a Chainsaw and a Luminous Drill on it

attempt to tunnel to safety at 3hp

mfw the chainsaw sparks fucking set me on fire as I'm helpless to do anything

didn't record it so nobody will ever believe me

To this day I still can't fucking believe this happened. It was a literal DSP-tier WOOOOOOOOOW moment.

metal saw rapidly strikes hard stone

sparks fly from high friction

dry clothe easily ignites

git gud

That is true, but Iplicates are much less consistent to get than Greek letters because they're Utility spells. You usually won't run into one in a Holy Mountain and will have to go to Heaven/Hell or the Meat Realm. At least the Alchemist is easily accessible and easy to kill, even if he doesn't always drop the best Greek letters. There is also no Iplicate equivalent to Omega, Mu, or Tau. Also Iplicate spells have limited charges unless you also took Unlimited Spells.

I have played this game for over 50 hours and I have beaten the game once.

inb4 git gud

No. I am not a bad gamer. I've beaten every Souls game multiple times. Noita is simply ruined by questionable game design and only coping faggots say otherwise.

All of my friends agree, even the one that plays old school games like Megaman.

The spell system is completely broken. Some nerds have figured it out how it really works though and it's explained in the wiki and on many videos on youtube.

so you want to see more than 1% of the game?

better go to the wiki, faggot!

Shit game. Don't @ me

No and then yes. You should go in completely blind until you beat the main path for the first time. Each level on the way down introduces you to more mechanics for you to master and gives you more than enough tools to plow your way through. Once you've completed the Work for the first time, then it's probably a good idea to at least look up advanced wand mechanics since some of the more complicated spells aren't intuitive and don't really display what they're doing on the Holy Mountain spell boards.

Yes and yes.

Noita's biggest flaw is that it lacks a fucking tutorial. It literally doesn't explain SHIT except the basic controls. At this point I think the dev must be retarded.

until you beat the main path for the first time

Worthless suggestion since you don't get anything for beating the game other than a shitty unsatisfying ending. It's infinitely better for new players to climb up and explore the side paths with their hard-earned power instead of just ending the game for literally no gain.

It is possible to carry certain things through completely different runs using pic related.

post dumb deaths

a dozen

What do you need other than the Megumin mod?

You'd be surprised at some of the beastly wands you can make with only tier 0 and 1 spells. Even just tier 0 with a decent non-shuffle wand can carry you to the final boss.

Noita's biggest flaw is that it lacks a fucking tutorial. It literally doesn't explain SHIT except the basic controls. At this point I think the dev must be retarded.

THAT IS THE ENTIRE FUCKING POINT!

The new quests are intuitive enough that you shouldn't need the wiki for them at all. The new mechanics are really fun. I especially like the high speed explosions

I'm bad at changing wands

fuck it, Anon Babbleoita lobby - e0gca0ad78dw
github.com/IntQuant/noita_entangled_worlds
enable the second setting for gog versions of the game in local settings before you join
i'll post the copypasta in a minute

why the fuck are so many dogshit spells limited? Firebolt is legitimately worse than a spell bolt and you only get 25 per spell in the wand lol

What is this?

Noita, but with online co-op.

Where do I get the game?

store.steampowered.com/app/881100/Noita/
gog.com/en/game/noita

buying games

Game MEGA link: mega.nz/file/aJAlxYiA#DeIF_1S7Ol3ssSA92o7JREljqsRyXoVhowpkBuVODBQ

Mod github:

github.com/IntQuant/noita_entangled_worlds

How does it work?

1. Install Noita (Steam, GOG, or cracked version above. You need Steam running to join online even if you didn't buy the game from there. Launch Steam and THEN the mod)

IF you are running a cracked version or GOG, make sure to check "Allow using steam networking even..." box in the upper left corner under "Local settings." You need to RESTART THE MOD for this change to take effect

2. Install the mod and launch it.
3. Set your name and colors (if you like)
4. Open lobby list (upper right corner under "Connect using steam" yes, even if its pirated)
5. Copy the lobby code: e0gca0ad78dw and click "Connect to lobby in clipboard." If this one doesn't work, look for one in the thread.
6. Select "Start Noita" in the mod client itself, and make sure to start a new game.
7. If you still can't join, close the mod client completely, start Noita normally, go into your mods, and make sure the mod is enabled.
8. Do not continue a previous run, or do the daily run, or click anything else. Just join from the mod, and launch a normal 'new game.'
9. DISABLE ALL OTHER MODS.
10. If you are hosting, you don't need to wait for a full lobby to start, or any players even. Anyone can join the game as long as they have the lobby ID. Jump into the game, and wait for others to join.

IMPORTANT KEYBINDS

ENTER = Text chat
T = Push-to-talk prox. voice
, = Spectate previous player (can be used even when still alive)
. = Spectate next player (can be used even when still alive)
/ = Return camera to self

I CAN'T JOIN

Disable your other mods, reread the instructions above carefully. If you still can't join, read the F.A.Q.: rentry.co/vnoitafaq

make sure to enable this setting while joining

I like having to alt tab every other minute

Okay.

How stable is it? Any performance impact?

2/miggas

True but Noita isn't a roguelike.

Based piss wizard.

it's a noitlike

be a real man and go in raw

I already did for 50 hours.

i will shift the sea to piss

Some of the world-gen jank in it is fairly amusing

Video games shouldn't have tutorials. You don't need to be told more than the keybinds, if you can't figure out everything else by yourself, google or stay filtered.

It's literally impossible to figure out everything without googling, that's my whole point you niggerfaggot.

It's literally impossible to figure out everything without googling

then how did people figure it out in the first place?

Not talking about playing with you guys, but does the connect with IP option work? If everyone is using the same mods with the same config, do mods work? What happens if there's bad performance for one of the players but not the rest?

I can't tell you how much suffering I went through to find that fucking Wuplicate spell. Spent a good chunk of time spawning wands everywhere until I realized utility spells won't even appear on them. I went through meat realm after meat realm in parallel worlds, then through new game+s and repeating every time my save file got bloated enough to give this screen upon reloading. I was in NG+++++++++ before I found the damn thing and finally completed my spell list. I got lucky that I could shift away pus and ominous liquid, because those would have been insta-deaths in the later iterations.

Sometimes it ran a little slow if someone was going through a lot of chucks at once, but never enough to be a bother. Even if it does crash, reconnecting takes seconds.

To answer the 1st question: I don't know
To answer the 2nd question: i don't know
To answer the 3rd question: i don't know

What my man right here said.

i-it can't be figured out!

Brainlet.

Does it run slowly for everyone if it's slow for someone? Does the person crash or the entire server crash?

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG

What is the cutoff point where I'm no longer an acolyte and already can be considered a legitimate performer of the arts? My peers mock me, calling me a "paralleled", whatever that means

The 50 hours without a completion is realistic. The biggest filter in the game in Hiisi Base. I recommend mastering the first 2 floors, since the coal pits (and its side area) are where you are gonna want to spend the most time getting your kit ready. Certain spells and potions make Hiisi Base significantly easier to traverse. Once you hit the floor after, you should be able to scale up your power immensely, assuming you can survive/dodge the tanky enemies in the biome.

a shitty unsatisfying ending

You get a treechievement and new perspective. I thought that ending was pretty hilarious and I felt on top of the world when I got it for the first time.

datamining

is that a goatse

They're very powerful in the early game if you use them resourcefully. 25 is a lot of dead enemies or opened paths and you should have more options by the end of its charges.

I think it's for everybody for the slowdown. I just crashed individually, but took like 5 seconds to rejoin without problem

What will let me do more parallel worlds before the game starts freezing on chunk load / glitching out? I can do like 30 or something currently before things become unplayable

better cpu

faster RAM

better NVMe

Data mining wouldnt exactly tell you what to do, just make you aware there's something in there

The devs have done a solid job at preventing datamining by having a bunch of shit obfuscated within the engine itself.

ok mr data miner, what is the solution to the cauldron puzzle?

The d*scord doesn't even call it a puzzle anymore because dataminers said there's nothing there.

can push things leftwards, but not to the right

For what purpose?

You have to assemble the Philosopher's Stone, NOT unrelated to the End of Everything's identically named effect.

the devs fucked up when they went all in on the obscure puzzles. So much shit in the game is hard gatekept by if you find blackholes for infinite digging instead of having areas all connect to each other.

If we went with that logic then 99% of the discoveries would be discarded

300 hours no mods, if you NEED mods to play Noita it's because you're an ADHD riddled faggot

the only noita mod thats worth using is the megumin player model

hey I did this :3 thanks for saving it

posting the weekenders
bro this show was damn good
too bad no one other than me and you watched it

game needs a wiki to be played so it sucks

you don't need insane wand crafting to get gud and have fun what you need is this :

go slow

don't run away into unexplored area

go SLOW

hiisi can't shoot upright and full down, except for snipers

that's it, survivability +2000%

it's actually fairly common as a "hidden gem" among animation fans, tomboy lovers and cartoon writers because the mundane kids dialogue were reeeeaaally good
i'm all of this

tfw got too good at the game

hardcode mode doesn't have bosses / world gen is way too outdated

Brainlet.

3/

sorry guys, my pc sucks

e0gca77f7b2w
new host

Basic runs don't need it at all. It only helps when you wanna see what sort of esoteric shit is far, far off the beaten path.