Absa bros...
We wonned
Rivals of Aether
underwear
goat pussy
at least link the youtube video, OP
the 0 sex appeal furry game
nothnx
fuckin game fuckin sucks. awful community and devs too
heres the problem: devs don't know what they're fucking doing. they just blindly listen to the complaints of top players and make extremely volatile balance patches that change characters combo trees and neutral game every fucking patch. only the most autistic of zoomers and neets with infinite freetime and a desire for niche online fighting game clout play any more. Not to mention they're definitely censoring pomme's design.
Oh and them trying to monetize it with all these events, currencies, microtransaction shops, and battlepasses like they're Call of fucking Duty will never not be hilarious to me.
Dont care, didn't ask and kys whiny bitch. I have a goat.
lol nigga aint nobody talking about this game any more besides us who the fuck you think you're fooling
Why?
they just blindly listen to the complaints
If this were true, Zetterburn, Olympia, and Clairen would all be in the fucking dirt, but they've held off on making sweeping nerfs to them for months while people bitch and moan
Don't care. Not going to pay $30 for an early access game.
Are we looking at the same patch notes? At the very least, they've done nothing but constantly nerf Clairen.
Based. Super scummy of them to act like this shit isn't early access, it clearly fucking is. Not even the menus were finished at launch and the game is still missing most of the planned tutorials let alone the full roster from the first game.
top character for months
I'd suggest you read patch notes before commenting.
MONNNNEEEEEEEEEYYYY
And she still makes it into top 8s and terrorizes people online. There's two in Combo Breaker top 8 right now, making her the only character with two representatives in it other than Zetterburn. The character will never be bad because of her gimmick unless they do something ridiculous like make her jab parry-able or take away the tipper on some moves.
spats
1 entire month from now
We didn't completely winned :(
Honestly, I don't give a FUCK about Rivals anymore but the trailer made me miss PM Zelda so much that I might try her out. Just wish it wasn't nearly a year after release that they finally put in a character that I want to play.
spats
why? this could be the most sexualized furfag game ever made and no one would care. people would just say "dude its a furry game you have to expect it". this game is worse than anything ever done to Amy's character due to it being to "feminized". the mindset that fuels the decisions around the rivals 2 character designs is 100% jews conditioning americans into thinking women and femininity (unless its a guy) is bad. it's the same way of thinking that created "girlboss" peach and Amy wearing spats, not being sonics fangirl, and being the one to save the day. this game is genuinely homosexual
it's not even just sex appeal, the art style is simply bad
almost like shes only a top character because they nerfed the fun out of everyone else. use your head smashie.
they've done nothing but constantly nerf Clairen
shes only a top character because they nerfed everyone else
Which is it?
Amy wearing spats, not being sonics fangirl, and being the one to save the day.
What the fuck did I miss?
Being able to CC her tippers was a pretty big nerf, and that's not counting the reduced tipper size they did a while ago.
She wasn't good in Rivals 1 so it's very easy to make her mediocre. I don't know which characters she actually beats besides Fleet in 2.
Judy is so much better than indie trannyfur shit it's incredible. They will try their best with fancy clothes and bright colored hair, and then there's this gray rabbit in a police uniform BTFOing them all.
She beats the shit out of a lot of characters in 2 because her disjoint and her gimmick are just fundamentally really good. A lot of people say her only losing MU is Loxodont, who coincidentally happens to have a longer disjoint than her. She rapes Ranno in particular.
I find it hard to believe because she still has the fundamental issue of having to approach when other characters also have insane movement and ways to convert, and there’s a lot of situations Clairen simply can’t handle. She can’t deal with high recoveries that well, she’s terrible at clearing smoke, she probably has the worst platform sharking in the game despite having a sword. I can see Fleet and Etalus losing, the rest not as much.
GOAT
wearing spats shorts
yawn
Well, Etalus loses to everyone (not that he's bad).
having to approach
You're saying that like other characters don't also have to approach. One of the reasons that she makes so many players seethe is that she doesn't need to approach as much and can content herself with zoning you out with disjoints until she gets something she wants, typically a tipper or grab. A lot of Clairens below the big boy ranks can win purely by playing passively and baiting out approaches. The more developed your opponent's punish game and neutral, the worse this works, but she's still quite strong at top levels as a lot of players will attest.
edgeguarding
True, I think she's really mediocre at edgeguarding, but I think it's an intentional weakness. That said, she can be really threatening off-stage if she's continuing a combo or string. If she has to reset to stage, you're pretty much free to recover.
I don't think she's broken or anything, but she's a character who just has pretty much everything she needs to succeed at any level and a good amount of depth despite her apparent simplicity.
Coomers when the artist's vision doesn't match their fetish...
every artist should appeal to all of my fetishes.
I want a mage costume so bad
Need OL skin
I want less silly/noncanon costumes tbqh
PM Zelda function
This might be enough to get me to stop playing the frog. Every character is fun to learn, but no one else feels as good.
I haven't played this game but I want to lick Fleet's beans
porple goat
What do they taste like?
The main difference between her and most characters is that she has no choice but to approach. Other characters technically don’t have to, for the most part. Maypul is perfectly fine pelting you with projectiles at a distance, waiting for you to throw out a button she can whiff punish. Ranno is similar with needle, or Wrastor dash dancing and just looking for a good time to throw out side B. Admittedly it varies a lot, certain things are parry bait like Zetter’s side B or Loxodont’s projectile, but there’s a sense that most other characters can at least camp for some sort of resource that forces you to go in that Clairen lacks.
give her limit and have her sword grow 5 times its size when it's fully charged
less
*fewer
unless it's sexy
Maypul is perfectly fine pelting you with projectiles at a distance
Stopped reading right there. Are you a melee player, by chance?
i have never fought a maypul who tried to zone me out with her piss useless seed
Who wins the chest fluff off.
someone saved my image
fleet tastes like musky apples.
Its not even up for debate.
Have they added new stages yet?
Only added a skin. I think that they're gonna change stages after the comp season is over.
I need more Fleet skins
Only a skin for Rock Wall, which admittedly looks so good that it makes me feel like they need to do an art pass on the other stages eventually. They want to keep the number of stage layouts limited for competitive reasons while still developing stage skins. However, "fun" stages was an option on the survey they did recently.
I'm ok with this because it means they can use this goat model to eventually add Sybil
She's already drowning in fanservice skins
Never played RoA1 but they did do indie crossovers, right?
So this could be possible which would be so good.
I think they said they have no plans for guest characters at the moment, but I don't see why not. It'd be smart.
only a skin
Holy shit can these devs do anything right? And are retards just going to take it?
If you have a blender mesh, you can just rig the absa's skeleton to it and play as a mod.
it's a good skin
I think they said they have no plans for guest characters at the moment
Honestly I'm fine with that too. I watched that one lore video and fell in love with it, hope to see new characters from the spinoffs.
link to the video? i don't really give a shit about the lore but i'm always surprised by how much worldbuilding they've seemingly done.
I had to deal with that shit in the first game. And it does piss damage and no hitstun, but it’s fast and you get nothing for parrying it either. So in the end, I had to approach in that matchup. I can’t just dash dance in place and constantly get hit by seeds. Down B exists but that’s something that can and does get baited.
The only character who is popular is what's her face Clairen? The feline chick. If she wasn't a feline no one would pretend to care about her. And she doesn't have a great design either. This entire movement of Desexualized is Sexy is such a brainrot.
Same reason I don't find female characters like Toriel or Judy from Zootopia And don't bother saying Muh Hips shut the fuck up. I'm tired of the flat chest desexualized movement. Oh men can be muscled but women must always consistently be suspiciously flat chested with a slight ass because every woman can easily become a revolting fat ass. Enough said fuck these people into hell.
And Rivals of Aether is trash.
t. bootlicker
youtu.be
1 hour, but I think it has an interesting story.
Also it's funny even Dan said that they use this video to get new hires up to date.
Not reading your Redditspaced furry seethe
If they were smart they would invest in getting guest furry characters that are more popular than their own original characters. Because you know that's the crux of it, who actually cares about a spin off style game starring a bunch of generic mooks?
Spin offs work when the characters are established in a main genre. I would sooner play Ninja Turtles Smash because I KNOW who the Ninja Turtles are they are a known popular franchise. Who the fuck are these animal fuckers who are Literally Who?
I don't really care and IP wankery is a cancer on platform fighters
At least Slap City had the decency to sell their early access game for a few bucks then charge more once the game had more content. The fact you retards are okay with buying a game with very little content for thirty fucking dollars shows how much you like Dan's cock. I'm glad this game is dying.
In the incoming Sonic Movie 4 Amy Rose has gotten a Modern Hollywood Feminism Redesign.
Basically Amy is no longer in love with Sonic, she's no longer Sonic's Fangirl, and she debuts in this theatrical movie universe as saving Sonic from Metal Sonic who is one of the biggest jobber losers in the Sonic Franchise. Meaning Sonic needed to be rescued from a villain he easily beats repeatedly. This was shown in the epilogue of Sonic Movie 3.
The general assumption is that Sonic Movie 4 is going to be tarnished with a lot of trashy feminism writing you know like Disney Star Wars and other famous examples. I hope so, so that these awful movies fail.
thirty fucking dollars
I never say this, but, genuinely, how fucking poor are you? It's $30. That's the price of eating out 2-3 times. All future characters are free as well. It is objectively the most consumer friendly fighting game I've ever seen that has an air of legitimacy. Slap City is a great game, but it looks like an ascended shitpost.
You're responding to resident nintendie seething
Do you really have no problem spending $30 for a game with very little content? Are you that pathetic?
immediately thinks of nintendo even though I never mentioned them
Hey man you can't let nintendo live rent free in your head like that it's not good for you
You're the reason why game companies like Nintendo and Microsoft are charging $80 for games with barely any content
very little content
It's a fighting game, you mongoloid. Do you even know what people do in fighting games?
Why does this game cause so much impotent seething?
How do you fuck up a goat girl
Nope, Forsburn is hot
tries to be melee
isn't
also furry
Melee mentioned!
tranny post
Wrong, it's trying to be Project M, down to the trannies polluting bracket.
Troons mentioned!
Please copy paste a comment from reddit so I can complete the bingo.
Maybe that's more accurate, yeah, but Project M was trying to be Melee (Project Melee)
Why do troons flock to all the fighting games where all characters are supposed to be broken like anime fighters and indie platfighters?
and project m is trying to be...?
post the bingo card
it melts down when you talk about the game it is a parasite to
PM is pretty distinct from Melee. Not just the gimmicks, which is the obvious difference, but the combo routes and general feel of the game. Melee is kind of sticky and it takes time to adapt to how movement works, and many characters' movesets are full of garbage of niche moves that don't really do anything for them. In contrast, PM is more snappy and responsive, and every character is pretty well-rounded (perhaps too well-rounded). Melee was an accident, whereas PM is Melee with intentional design.
I like pretty much every platform fighter. Some days I feel like playing Melee, some days I feel like playing Rivals (because Brawlback is in development hell).
CAKEWINSLOL
Thank you for mansplaining games I play.
At least he makes it interesting. It's not like the era of Aramda or Hungry (or, worse, Armada AND Hungrybox) dominating tournaments and every grand finals being a grueling trudge toward inevitable victory. Cake plays like a shonen protagonist: he eats jobbers alive and then jobs himself until he has a random flashback last stock and unlocks a new form that can 0-to-death people in under 20 seconds.
PM is melee but fun
pretty much
pm does what melee does but better
i thought that was the point of a sequel??
How the fuck do you make a topless female character with no boobs?
*spreads and rips ass*
no problem chief
it's fun but i don't know whether it's better. every time i'd play it i'd just get irrationally angry at jab-grab being such a pervasive option.
not if you're sakurai, in which case the point of a sequel is to deliberately cripple the skill expression of your game to own the chuds
there are rivals players who sees her as trans for that reason
Obsessed
?
Hooves
6 fucking 0
I don't think that bbatts was playing bad either, its just once cake is in advantage he just keeps it going with different options.
bbatts muttgolembros..
He has an insane sense of when to pull back during advantage and bait out a bad option to extend a sequence, it's probably the most dangerous thing about him. You see other top players just pointlessly whiff stuff trying to finish strings, but he usually just dips back or under and whiff punishes or sharks you.
i love spats so im still cumming furiously.
i wish her proportions were slightly more chibified or something to be more consistent with the rest of the cast, but im sure that's something i'll get used to in no time at all.
the skeletons on the hit fx are really cool to see.
She should get an Elora skin desu
she looks a little small, like her head should be 10% bigger
i like spats too but i hate censorship and jewish psyops more
I wish more furry girls were fluffy if the right places
Why do troons flock to all the fighting games
Because most troons are nerds and geeks and fighting games are made for nerds and geeks, ESPECIALLY high power-level fighters. They didn't materialize out of nowhere.
Take your meds. They`re not gonna have naked, uncensored animals running around in Dan's esports game.
Maypul bros DON'T LOOK
Bring it back. Remove the spats.
That's a given, and while there's plenty of troons in more mainstream fighters like Street Fighter, SSBU, and Tekken. You don't really see trannies as dominant at the top level of play like more niche fighters.
if sega can get away with blatant upskirts of cream and amy in a kids game dan can get away with spatsless absa
Hardcore anal
thirty fucking dollars
it's 21 USD little bro
still too expensive, should be free
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RoA2 is constantly cheaper than I purchased it for day 1
haven't even played it besides the free week because was waiting for Absa
tried to refund it because less than 2 hours, but i waited too long and they denied it
go play rushdown revolt, it's free.
I bet the Jews did this
i got banned for a week for saying something similar to this in the past. tread carefully
Got her own game
One of the most requested returning characters
Yep, she won.