The Switch 2 won't have a new 3D Mario during its entire life span because a year from now they're just gonna...

The Switch 2 won't have a new 3D Mario during its entire life span because a year from now they're just gonna release Super Mario Odyssey Deluxe with 1 new world and a Moon GPS phone app instead and leave it at that.

The odyssey team is doing DK right now, we’ll probably get a new 3D world instead.

Nah man, they're giving Odyssey a free update to give it 4K and boosted performance.
New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe and Super Mario 3D World + Bowsey's Fury are also getting that treatment.
Super Mario Bros Wonder though? No free update yet, that might actually get something new added.

I hope they do just that.

and The Last Of Us will get remastered 3 more times

This. The last new 'linear' 3d mario was in 2013. We're overdue. And at this point I'd rather have that than another sandbox Mario so soon.

snoys don't seethe about the Switch 2 for 5 seconds challenge: failed

Odyssey is already getting a free Switch 2 update, confirmed not to be getting a switch 2 edition.
At least do your homework shitposterkun

it'll get a brand new 3D mario, it'll mindbreak you again and you'll spend the next ten years spamming some dysgenic mutt youtube "analysis" about how the game is actually bad as a way to cope

Didn't the old, old rumors about a 3D Donkey Kong mention that people from the Odyssey team splintered off into a new team to make it?
It might not just be a coincidence

I think you got it all wrong because I love Odyssey and desperately want a new 3D Mario, just like I wanted a new Mario Kart during the entire switch lifespan.

honestly I don't mind either way
both open world and linear games have their charms, I'd love mario galaxy 3 but a game similar to odyssey with a new gimmick would be fine(though I suppose thats kinda what DK is going to be)

The console isnt even out and you’re doomposting that there’s not going to be a MARIO game on it.
Just fucking chill lol.

errm I said 3D mario, and there want one on Wii U, also like we've already established, there wasn't a new Mario Kart on Switch either.

Doubt it, Mario Kart is already showing glimpses of what's to come, we'll most likely get a seamless Musrhoom Kingdom a la Bowser's Fury.

And you got a new 3D Mario on the Switch, and the only reason you didn't get a new MK on Switch was because the team had ambitions that outpaced the Switch 1's hardware

Mario Kart World is the 3D Mario

Super Mario Bros Wonder though? No free update yet, that might actually get something new added.

Paid upgrade 100%. Probably new expansion.

What if the next 3D Mario isn't about him at all?

Just imagine if Nintendo remade Super Mario Sunshine instead, and added a new world based off of Splatoon.

But they didn't. They simply rereleased the game, along with two bonus games.

sunshine is the weakest of them all so eww

God, I really hope we get Splatoon 3 DX stuff made by a b-team, and Splatoon 4 can get as much dev time as it needs to be the best game it can be

galaxy is

weve literally never had a nintendo console without a new mainline mario. if you count handhelds, the only one that didnt was GBA which only had a 3 year shelf life.

Galaxy is the best one

sunshine 2 or mario 128 is the only thing that could get me to buy a switch 2

galaxy had shitty controls and odyssey was soulless slop

galaxy had shitty controls

filtered

recently beat both games on dolphin using normal non waggle bullshit controls and it was actually playable, so no. still wasnt nearly as good as 64 or sunshine

I can’t tell if it’s just Nintendo fans not realizing how much the lack of

3d Zelda

3d Mario

Smash

Is going to hurt the switch 2 or if Nintendo themselves is also not realizing this. Dk is awesome but I’m not sure if bananza will be enough of a system seller to make up for the lack of a 3d Mario within the first two years of the switch 2, if at all.

weakest

It has tons of charm

I need a new 3D Mario that expands the lore, I need Scott Burns to reprise his role as Bowser, full voice acting, full open-world, everyone from the previous 3D Mario games returns, but most importantly, I need an outstanding narrative crafted by Shigeru Miyamoto and his team of writers.

You're joking but I wonder if a Mario game will get voice acting now that Bananza of all things has it

If that vtuber is voicing "Suzanne" and she said that it is something "huge", do you think that the "Suzanne" character could be some sort of turning point in the Mario franchise?
Miyamoto said that Donkey Kong Bananza is the game he is looking forward to the most, is there something he knows that we don't?

preorders below 750k

panic behind the scenes

It's dead

He said that, where?

Nowhere.

There was a theory about a vtuber working on something "huge".

only 750k? Must be worse than that considering everyone preordered at least two as a backup. I have seen multiple preorder three or four. It is going to be so much lower than 750k

And that's GLOBALLY. They're fucked so much worse than wiiu

No I mean miyamoto

so soon

Nigga, it's been almost 8 years

False

i didn't buy a Wii u literally because it didn't have a 3d mario even though it had a bunch of games I really wanted to play

argh