STELLAR BLADE WON

I wasn't OP. Just stating facts. I am just tired of steam discussions being 90% bitching about denuvo and nobody ever talks about the game. I also play on a laptop so chances are I will never experience the noticeable slowdowns that denuvo hits on my system. I am already used to play a heavily modded skyrim that is a stutterfest at 30 fps anyway

People buying malware for mediocre ass games.

Costs double in India

Never saw the issue with it really. I am permanently online so never had the problem of this being locked out of games when I play most capcom games like the RE remakes that had denuvo, I never really noticed any lag whil playing it. Unironically works on mg machine.

Inb4 you will own nothing and you will be happy

My dude the Steam TOS already says you are buying licenses to play

tranny or tendie? I can't call it. you will either never be a woman or you will never have stellar blade on switch 2

seething status?

when THE FUCK is this shit gonna be on sale sony it's been over a year for fucks sake

that's a terrible ass

I was actually surprised that the game reviewed very favorably outside of IGN

shit posters just do not want stellar blade one way or another

Eve's nipple went viral on Xitter. It's obvious everyone likes korean sluts.

Isn't this game censored?

13 months and counting

please describe in luxury of detail what you dislike about it

they need to recoup from all their recent massive concord-level fuckups so they're going to wring this game dry

STELLLAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

no game is censored on pc :)

but at what cost...

I can't buy or pirate it... thanks snoy I just want to coom. I gues it's back to skyrim for me.

Somebody better be fixing the awful censorship on the swimsuit

get a discounted used physical copy for pennies. surely you got the ps5 with a disc drive?

Even reception on resetera of all places has been positive now since the only people left are actually those who played it and liked it. People even talked shit at sony for the whole stupid region locking thing. Silly how the issues with helldivers 2 would impact other games like this when this game isnt a multiplayer game in the first place.

looks like a sausage

What awful censorship?

censored pubes for one

Lmao remember all the threads claiming it was a flop? Been real quiet on that shit lately

You wouldn't have bought it anyway.

They can't bitch about it being a PS5 exclusive anymore, so the haters had to find something new.

when was the last game that gave us over 100 skins for free in the last 10 years

What a colossal homosexual redditor.
What kind of absolute cuck do you have to be to defend something that lets you play the fucking videogame you bought only after you say "pretty please" every 24/48 hours? I legit don't get it, how is this about "haters", nobody on Steam saying the game sucks and it is a 100% justified complaint.
Not to mention the price is ridiculous in Europe and really, most of the world except the US and CHINA and South Korea, which have the two cheapest versions, I think.
I don't know if this was sony or these gooks are this retarded, but I've been buying all my games on Steam and GOG for the past 15-16 years and I only buy when denuvo's removed. IF it gets removed from this, I'll get it on a deep discount sale much later down the line, because they included it in the first place.

Wow. Somebody is butthurt.

Elden Ring

Anon Babblemurderedbywords heckin wholesome chungus reddit gold response! Take my updoot, good sir, le narwhal has indeed BACONED!!!

You just proved my point.

Many I guess considering it's in the top sellers which is the entire point of this thread. Also sucks to be in europe. This game is cheap here in asia.

Neat, Eve's game is good and more people should masturbate to it.

Well you do you guess. I am glad steamies have this much principles with regards to their games. I bought resident evil 2 remake day 1 even if it had denuvo because I really just wanted to play the game.

Also randt bobandy unironically is right with regards to the borderlands 4 drama and price hikes. If you're a fan of something you will find any means necessary to get what you want. This is how you end up with people buying 300 dollar collector's editions or expensive anime figmas.

t. everyone complaining about region lock and denuvo

SB feels like an updated PS2 game so i dont know why some people dont wanna support

No company ever licences denuvo forever. BY the time the really good mods with nipple and labia physics start coming out it should be both cheaper, Denuvo free and piratable.

Well, it is a discount Nier Automata, but I wouldn't say PS2 game.

Haven't they removed it by this point? I still haven't played it or 4 remake. I was gifted 4 but was waiting to buy 2. I might do it if denuvo is toast.
But there already is a very easy means to just play a denuvo game, there are sites that sell accounts with a token for like... 2-3 dollars and even have gay little discord/telegram groups with free access, they've even been posted here.
They're not exactly hiding themselves and you can find pirates gloating about it. They usually just want to play. I mean I guess with Stellar Blade if he's getting it to jerk off he'll want access for longer but whatever.
Trouble is, I want to "own" the game, as much as you can "own" a game on Steam, not pay to some fucking uzbekistani signal nigga to give me an account with the game.

More like early ps3 really. But the tons of costume unlocks really do remind me of ps1 and ps2 games. I remember playing spiderman 1 and 2 for the ps1 and being excited by how many costumes you could unlock by doing various challenges.

It's nothing like Nier Automata. Stop forcing this meme.

You haven't even played the fucking game.

Mario Odyssey oddly enough.

?

Anon you havent played the game. The game plays nothing like nier automata at all. I sure remember nier having a parry mechanic.

I meant Stellar Blade, retard.

I'll buy on sale
No need to rush

no anon you dont get it. eve is a robat girl like 2b so its the same game

What a subhuman faggot you are

Faggot
He didn't
Denuvo is for goy faggots like you
Now go kindly and dilate troon

T.tranny shill

Sorry not sorry still not buying your denuvo. When you remove it I'll consider it

aw, did I strike a nerve, schizo?

What's the story like? I don't pick up games before I know how the story goes.

The game has been in the global top sellers for more than a week

It's currently sitting between Guilty Gear Strive and Farming Simulator 25

AI tries to replace humanity with female androids since current humanity is too frail to combat a hostile invasive alien species currently overrunning the planet. Turns out aliens were just humans who evolved too far. You can choose to doom the future of humanity by fighting the villain, since he is the only one who can correct the evolution process, or you can fight against the AI and absorb the villain so you can be the new genetic mother of mankind.

Nope rose to rank 12 from rank 15 from a while ago. No just under Exp33
steamdb.info/stats/globaltopsellers/

how generous is the story?

What do you mean generous? The narrative isnt that tedious. It's pretty straightforward and linear. Around maybe 10+ hours or so, but the game has 2 sizeable desert open regions and a lot of side missions and collectables that can bloat the play time. Basic blind run should get you around 20 hours of playing.

Also no matter which ending you pick, you still end up with your tomboy yuri wife/friend/acquaintance.

Does the game have a one-handed mode?

Sounds depressive, I'll pass. Thanks for taking the time to write all that.

Making millions by killing millions

another 7 hours of asshurt

The blue monsoon
they turned it from convex to concave so now the ass looks flabby instead of shapely
they also closed the gap on the top of the swimsuit to ruin its main aesthetic

someone having a complete melty over stellar blade

lmao the game is just so unimportant enough, unlike BG3 which at least won GOTY in 2023.

spammer fuming that I bought the game and will be cumming my brains out to Eve

intern-kun seething

That's what I dont get. So many other bigger and more controversial and influential games but this guy is devoting is time to piss on this one seemingly random ecchi game. Like if you wanted attention so much e33 is making Anon Babble seethe right now.

I think the spam is kind of funny.

theres no more dlc

Thread is going so fast no one will see that I masturbate while covered in Eve’s feces

O~O--

what's a good score on these

Unfortunately females on 4ch like you don't understand how pathetically stupid they sound

shut the fuck up retard, nobody likes denuvo but you are a literal broke cuckold if you skip out on a game you actually want to play because it has denuvo, thirdie faggot

Cool. When is the 360p Switch 2 port coming?

unironically never, which is part of the reason the game causes so much seething. trannies are still the majority of the seethe of course but tendies mad too

I don't understand how are the jannies not able to ban this anon and how is this anon ban evading every few minutes for hours on end. I thought they just rangeban you and its gg?

is this worth 109 kangaroo bucks?

you're a cuckold for not spending money because of faggotry because... y-you just ARE, okay?! Wow imagine not giving 100 dollars to the faggot gooks who shoved denuvo in the game for NO fucking reason, even though every other snoy release DOESN'T have it

I aspire to never be this level of cataclysmically retarded fuckwit. Slit your whore mother's throat and then kill yourself.

buckbroken brown faggot never reply to me again. have fun not playing games you obviously desperately want to play but can't because you're a melanated failure, keep seething pussy.

It's like zoo enrichment activities for jannies.
instead of just throwing food to the bear and letting it eat it, they put the food in puzzles and shit so the bear remains intellectually stimulated.

won

AAA SLUDGE. Cant cancel shit. Have to play hundreds of hacking minigames to make the combat not dogshit
youtube.com/watch?v=4NgX_eN3gj8

ywNbaw

do not redeem!!!

Play a good action game instead of post 2010's swill. Oh wait culture warlords like you DONT PLAY ANY GAMES

These people seem kind of mad.

this usually happens when a game doesnt hit the swtich

I dont get this particular guy though. I have been banned for less, sometimes as long as 1 month region ban for something trivial as making fun of US politcs. Hell yesterday I just made a slightly off topic thread and got a 3 day vacation.

i was banned for a month for using the word hebe in the title

poke fun at jannies

3 day ban for "racism"

spam out threads to shut down conversation for hours and hours every single day

literally nothing

Don't you just love Anon Babble Anon Babble anon?

I honestly think this is a rogue janny who spams then deletes his own posts to make it seem like jannies are doing something but powerless to stop him.
Also some jannies who hate or get offended by your posts will get you banned, especially if it's controversial take.

i need an asian girl with fat knockers like eve

You all are retarded, they likely use a proxy, spam, get banned proxy again repeat. It is incredibly easy to rape a thread while getting perma banned every 2 minutes if you aren't a retard. This anon likely does this for hours with either a LLM script or is schizo enough to do it themselves, if the former then you cant win unless they just turn it off, if the latter then you better hope they get bored. I think its a falseflagger trying to fuck with the threads.

She's so pretty

Chuds really got away with looking like absolute goblins when it came to the mainstream perception of them eh? I remember #Savestellarblade

I have never seen something like this happen in any thread in the past 5 years though. Stellar Blade threads get spammed every single time without fail for the past 2 years always by the same guys that it does feel like a bot. The only time I remember this happening is with the kerbal space program general on Anon Babble where some guy killed it forever with spam.
Meanwhile no other game on Anon Babble has experienced something like this in recent years. Not the FFXIV threads, not the WoW threads, not the FF threads, not the Smash threads, not the BG3 threads. And these threads have a LOT of schizos.

You've never seen a thread on Anon Babble get spammed?

I have but not with this same consistency. Mind you this has been going on for 2 or more years now and it happens 24/7. Bg3 threads get spammed by dragonirian and china shill posts but not this hard.

will this spam happen when SB 2 comes out

It’s a good game

Fire Emblem threads had a spammer for a while. I think the Blue Archive general did as well. There was also another general that had a really persistent spammer in another Anon Babble general. I think it was Guild Wars 2.

Gacha generals and places like the total war general have ritual posts but they tend to post once or twice per thread mostly just to "claim" the general then fuck off. Mostly harmless imo and sometimes even funny. At least they dont make up like 50% to sometimes 70% of the posts like what that maciej guy does sometimes.

oh yeah the fire emblem spammer is genuinely schizophrenic I think

I don't mean schizo like a generic insult for anyone a bit weird, I mean his images genuinely showed signs of schizophrenic thinking. If you have seen that sort of thing before or read schizophrenic ramblings, you know what I mean.

Schizo thinking means that they see connections where there aren't connections, and reinforce those links. Then, when they are trying to explain their schizothinking to normies, they assume normies can intuit what all their shorthand and references mean.

Because it all makes sense to them when THEY read it back, they assume it will make sense to normal people, when they have a massive difference in cognition.

The /feg/ spammer's images were multiple layers of references and weird comparisons deep to the point that if you didn't know what had initially triggered him you'd be lost.

Compare our stellar blade polish spammer. He tries to obfuscate his message juuuust enough to bypass modblox but he goes out of his way to make it intelligible.

thanks for coming to my Anon Babbleed talk I guess

The Polish guy is unique. Not only does he seem to have a singular purpose to promote his one idea, but he also does it on almost every other internet platform there is. Typically, spammers on Anon Babble keep their activities contained on Anon Babble and embrace anonymity.

the schizo spammer unironically won
I was somewhat interested seeing df talk about the game during ps5 launch, but since the threads are so bad I avoid them and know that if I ever do play it then Im going to talk about it in shit threads.

The PC release is going to FLOP HARD

Geez this thread REEKS

talking in 3rd person wont take the heat off you

It's the kung pao.

is it true she has actual areolas or was that mod shit? i'm not checking the game on PC until i clear my backlog

I'm complaining because I don't want to pay for it and the empress tranny died

Its only on pc so no mods yet.

Only on ps5 I mean.

What if the game sucks?

good to know, i'll get it once i finish like 3 games from my backlog, thanks bro

So shiny!

the fact that I can play this game with my stinky old rig is pretty neat.

she is my wife

youtube.com/watch?v=4NgX_eN3gj8

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?

you will never ever ever ever ever ever EVER be anything even remotely resembling a woman, no matter how much of a limpwristed effeminate bitch you are.

Based

Poorly weighted, and easily fixed without resorting to morph targets.