They picked the 3 worst starters of all time

Don't you disrespect the spud like that!

fuck you totodile is based

but enough about cyndaquil

why are two of them from the same region? it makes it look like they killed cyndaquill because he's a rapist

totodile can solo hg/ss
like he can learn every HM
like legit solo

why are two Johto starters there?
It just seems weird, given how PLA had 3 different regions.

Cyndaquil is in prison due to his ancestors crimes.

TotoGODS we can't stop winning.

2 gen 2s

Why?

why would you have two johto starts but just leave out cyndaquil it doesnt make any fucking sense

johto starters sucked ass and were mogged by gen 1 and 3 starters

I guess they wanted the most underused pokes.

Totodile is the best starter, objectively speaking.

Cyndaquil was just in the previous legends game.

Since when did totodile grow wings?

so they can give them cope branch evos that hopefully don't suck

Totodile is pretty cool, best starter gen 2 and best starter in Z-A

fly isn't necessary

No one likes Cyndaquil.

so then why not replace one of the johto starts with a different region to make it 3 different regions. it still doesnt make any fucking sense.

Because

Gen I has several alternate forms already, so mixing it up would be nice

Gen II already has Cyndaquil represented via L:A

Gen III has Megas as alternate forms already

Gen IV was already represented too recently in L:A

Gen V already has Oshawott represented via L:A

Gen VI will be available to catch

Gens VIII onward are too new

The only really weird thing here is no Gen VII.

i don't like him all that much but totodile is still based

fuck you cyndaquil is my favorite

I dunno man, I'm not the devs. Maybe they did this to subvert expectations? Keep everyone on their toes.

it's the most underused and worst starters.

Tepig can be argued, but with passing gens, Snivy and Ocelot are just better.

Not picking Chikorita makes you sexist and also transphobic.
Do better.

I legit never met anyone irl that didn't use totodile for GSC. The other two might as well not exist. No one liked them.

Brotodile

Shit

You can shut the fuck up

maybe if it stopped sucking first

They had to know. I refuse to believe Gamefreak is this incompetent.

genuinely it might be that these three sold the worst merch and they want to sell more overstocked merch of them

totodilechads keep winning

this makes me legitimately sad. probably because Im chikorita irl :(

Pokemon is shit so they picked the worst starters so you can have a full shit pie. You'll buy it and be happy

mega meganium

mega feraligatr

...hisuian typhlosion

Cyndaquil already got a Hisuian version, so they're assumedly giving the other gen 2 starters new megaevolutions.

I am going to choose Tepig
Which means the female rival will get Chikorita

yeah, the only combination they could've done that would've made more sense was Litten, Snivy, and Totodile, but then we'd have to see Incelroar getting a new form.

I always pick Chikorita because I like the color green :)

I’m a scatchad

>Anon Babble

janny tryouts aren't running right now anon, you have to come back later.

worst 3 starters

That's not Popplio, Sobble, and Quaxly

picking totodile

Feraligatr
Delphox
Serperior
There, I fixed it.
Each of these could make for cool as fuck Megas too.
I don't mind emboar, he's pretty cool, but serperior is objectively cooler. Samurott sucks.
And then for delphox, that's obvious. Greninja is perma shilled already, chespin is awful, so it's the default.

Shitting on my main man Feraligtr

FAGGOT.

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The world isn't ready for Mega Incineroar or a regional variant of it.

I don't understand why Chikorita is even there, its line is so underwhelming and no giving a mega evolution to Meganium won't fix anything. The Chikorita line literally only has cuteness to give and nothing else

women and children buy these games too, they're the target audience not third worlders who play showdown but have never spent a single dollar on the franchise

give megumuim the fairy type and fairy moves

Delphox is DQ'd for being from the region the game is set in. Shame too, because a Fire/Ghost variant delphox with a design that looks more like an evolution of Braxien would be great

Even then Tepig was decissively better than snivy and oshawott in gen v

Chikorita is the most fun to use, the other two just mash damage while Chikorita has a more interesting moveset with healing moves, status effects, and dual screens. It's the faggiest one though no arguing against that.

100% sure they'll give it a variant

Counterargument.
Grass Type is a joke.

Say that to my nigga sceptile

Im guessing that Typhlosion loli rape fanfic is still too fresh in some people's minds? Because, that's the only reason that makes sense to include 2/3s of the Jhoto starters and not just all 3.

counter-counterargument
Jokes are funny, Grass-type is just sad.

Bayleaf is a real one in Colosseum.

chikorita already appeared in legends, retard

Glad I had no interest in getting this game

Doesn't make me sad at all. The others are naturally being cute which is why the trainer chose between them. Meanwhile, Chikorita is coming off as extremely desperate by tapping the pokeball. Maybe if it had more confidence and didn't try to rush the trainer during one of the most important decisions in the game, more people would choose it.

Yeah tepig was unfairly hated because it was the third fire/fighting starter in a row
In a vacuum he's a very cool pokemon

Hey pokemon folks
I am playing pokemon white 2
Did people get mad at this for being the same game as b/w1 at the time? It came out two entire years later for some reason

yeah, i'm sure its that and not just that he already was a starter in the last Legends game.

You know what, THAT would make so much sense.

blue charmander

some sort of green blob?

a fucking pig

Truly heinous

Did people get mad at this for being the same game as b/w1 at the time?

Not really, just apathy as it released at the very end in the DS's life

this game is a halfbaked afterthought, it's literally only made of malformed lazy ideas, none of it makes sense

why won't they just turn Meganium to a grass dragon? I mean it already looks like (kinda) a dragon albeit a small one

Gen V in general is hated by everyone who had played any of the previous games already, the only people who defend it are the ones who had it as their first game.
B2W2 are liked because it's a direct sequel (something pokemon hasn't really ever done before or since) and they filled it with nostalgia pandering to make up for BW being a hard reboot no one wanted. Still Platinum and HG/SS are the better DS games

Everyone was already expecting Gray which historically third versions have always just been the exact same game but just better.

BW2 are flat out sequels, with new protags, a new story set two years after the first game, new areas, etc.

I think what made people most mad was there not being a Z version at all and USUM being a third version but in two separate versions again.

Then they just dropped third versions altogether in favor of DLC

I hope Megas stick around this time.
Every other gimmick has sucked. Just drip feed them out to shitmons.

who the fuck is taking feraligatr over chikorita? oh yeah, lemme just grab the slow physical attacker in a gen where its STAB moves are literally 100% special, and the best attacking move it gets access to is fucking surf

Gen V in general is hated by everyone who had played any of the previous games already, the only people who defend it are the ones who had it as their first game.

What kind of retarded Anon Babble hivemind shitpost opinion is this.

I started with gen 1 and gen V is amazing. BW2 especially are way better than Platinum and HGSS

Game Freak: what's that, you want Mega Tapu-Koko? sure, that makes more sense than giving it to a cool pokemon that needs one like Dragalge.

power gaming in a series designed for 5 year old kids

because it's not excessively tanky like hydrapple and the buffs ice type has gotten WILL make it eat shit

kalosperms

Nah. Black/White 2 are the #1 best games to date. They just got butthurt at the first versions due to having just gen V mons until postgame.

Yawnfag always spergs everytime somebody mentions gen v in a barely positive light

who the fuck is taking feraligatr over chikorita? oh yeah, lemme just grab the slow physical attacker in a gen where its STAB moves are literally 100% special, and the best attacking move it gets access to is fucking surf

picking your starter based on the "meta" of main story pokemon, instead of which one you want as your bro during your adventure

Scientists should be researching this anon, it shouldn't be possible to be this massive of a faggot without collapsing in on himself.

it's not power gaming to know that water is special in gen 2 and feraligatr is a physical attacker. like, the game shows you his stats, and he feels like ass to play with as a result, especially once you get to Red

So? Only NPCs don't box their starters.

he got canceled for dating an underage girl

i've played silver with all three starters, and totodile simply feels the worst of the trio. he's the wrong choice

are you trying to make me feel worse because its working

5 year old kids don't think that way you nigger, its the rule of cool. Boys would always pick totodile because it looks cool and girls will pick Chikorita because it looks cute

sucks for the boys playing on hard mode for no reason

Totodile feels great to me because I like him. You're free to powergame as much as you want but I don't think it's a stretch to assume most people pick their starter off of vibe rather than mechanics, especially the first time through.

Tepig in Gen V was better. But after 4 more gens, Osha and Snivvy are better

But it doesn't suck, because they picked the one they wanted. Stop being such an autismo.

Seriously, how fucking bad are you at video games that you can't beat silver with Totodile?

you can pick words that actually mean what you intend to say instead of attempting to flip mine. he plays like ass whether you feel compelled to suck his little alligator dick or not, he can fulfill your fetish and still be a clunky gaming experience

Don't care, teaching my feraligatr Surf, Hydro Pump, Strength and Cut and proceeding to solo the game with it because I never bothered to train any other pokemon.

i did beat it with him, i'm saying it was a worse experience than both of the other two

i've played silver with all three starters, and totodile simply feels the worst of the trio.

There's no gen where Water is the worst starter choice because they all get Surf for free. Water is either the best or 2nd best.

is Chikorita really the least liked grass stater? I had to look up all the mainline game grass starter and saw this nigga, I literally don't know anyone who picked this guy

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wow, surfmons are so irreplaceable

There is no value in pushing Chiquita as a starter.

UH OH BIG OL FAGGOT ALERT

it's gotta be that retarded looking lizard from gen 3, right?

how do people play stereotypical grass types in these games. I always want to have leech seed and giga drain. but if I have leech seed I should use protect. that leaves one move for a stab

and he's never really useful for shit because everything has a coverage move that hits grass 2x

he plays like ass

He really doesn't. You're being very dramatic and very autistic. The "worst" starter in any given Gen is rarely that much worse than the best one, especially in terms of beating the story.

no waterfall

no whirlpool

-10/10 Your gator deserves to be raped my Florida man.

sunny day, synthesis, solar beam, giga drain

I think chikorita's role in the anime would have to make it at least a few above least liked

theyre giving them new form. Typhlosion already has a new form so hes out so they just added emboar too because chances are they making it not a fire fighting type

SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER
CHIKORITA IS A GOOD GIRL

Guess their new types.

Grass/Fairy

Fire/Ground

Water/Dark

Totodile is by far the best Johto starter for soloing the game, there is a reason speedruns use him. It's also the strongest in terms of competitive play so I have no idea what you're talking about.

True, but in terms of which starter rekts the game harder, the one with the free stab 95 bp move will be up there.

like all 3 starters

That hasn't happened to me since Ruby. Cool.

ADN YOU SHUT YER ASS YOU CALL MOUTH SHUT TOO
HE IS A GOOD BOY(Which turns into a badass[yes, i used that word] old SWOLE man)

i think grass/dragon is more likely than fairy
mega emboar probably remains fire/fighting, not a lot of reason to change it
water/dark seems reasonable

grass/steel

water/dragon

fire/ground

It’s a cool crocodile man.

he gets used for speedruns solely because he learns the most hm moves, and modern comp is incomparable since there now exist physical water type moves

In terms of design there's plenty of gen 5+ starters worse than it, but in battle its probably still bottom of the barrel, bad matchups in 6/8 gyms and nothing that usually makes grass good.

Mega Meganium

Grass/fairy

Mega Feraligatr

Water/dragon

Mega Emboar

Still fire/fighting

i think grass/dragon is more likely than fairy

We've already got a Grass starter that turns Grass/Dragon when it Mega Evolves. Would be pretty lame for them to double up on something so specific.

They don't fuck grass types, electric just does it better

nobody talks about fossil pokes

not a single person ever chose Omastar over Kabutops

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Can I get a qrd on him cause I keep seeing that name but don't know what his deal is. All I know is he's anti gen V apparently

Feraligatr is literally just a worse Gyarados, and you can either get Magikarp after the first gym if you're impatient or just wait for the basically free shiny 'dos.

I never understood why people have such a visceral reaction to the gen 5 starters. emboar is a great design and the best looking of the fire fighters even

My friend, this only lessens the delta to the second most disliked grass starter.

they absolutely don't give a shit about patterns like that. fairy is possible, but mostly what i think will determine it is they look at her say, "looks like a dinosaur" and that means dragon

blaziken really is a travesty

I did in Ultra Sun. I never guessed for a second that it was a strong special attacker.

shitty pig is last

haha. I think Chikorita has the nostalgia factor going for it.

scythe arms

Helix never stood a chance

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Emboar will have trained so much in the dojo that its muscles turn into pure steel, making him a fire/steel type.

Hey stop messing with my bro
We even share tastes

i think that's worse, desu

Everything is a worse Gyattados, dipshit.

Gyaradas isnt a gator, instant loss simple as

first Gen where the starters leaked

Samurott rustles everyone by being a sword-wielder on four legs

Emboar rustles everyone by being the third fucking Fire/Fighting starter in a row

the others are just pure Grass and Water which is boring

their movepools in Gen 5 were absolute trash, Emboar gets almost no decent Fighting moves and Serperior is designed around an ability almost no one will ever have access to

Chikorita, Totodile, Tepig

3 Kalos starters

3 Kanto starters

3 Hoenn starters

Legends 2 is going to cut a lot of Pokemon that were in the X and Y dex for all those starters.

The problem is fossil starters are a pain in the ass to use. Pretty much every game they're in they come in at a low level compared to what your team is likely at and in games like Kanto they're part water which you need to even get to the place where you revive them in the first place.

I feel like to use a fossil mon you have to actively plan for it, not just play the game normally and decide to use it once you get it on a whim.

>Gen IV was already represented too recently in L:A

lul cucked in their own shitty spinoff isn't being "represented"

The only HMs Feraligatr uses in gen 2 speedruns are Surf+Strength, the other ones are just taught to HM slaves.

Emboar is hideous and the ugliest of the any fire starter.

Pokemon company gets bullied for neglecting gen 2. No, not like that! We don't want gen 2 starters.
Make up your god damn minds.

gets the only good remake in the series

pokemon are shilled all the time

tons of paradox and regional forms in gen 8 and 9

random ancestors in Arceus

Kitikami is full of Johto mons and OST callbacks

If anything, they neglect gen 3 and 4.

what the fuck did cyndaquil do to get replaced like this

It genuinely bothers my autism that 2 johto starters were picked instead of 1 from 3 different generations.

Starter in the previous game

got a fire/ghost type in gen 8

Rape allocations

hardly fair to blame him if the rape was already allocated

It should've been Mudkip for the water pokémon right?

what's the point of giving them megas when i will just use mega lucario anyway

good ol mega luke

For me it's Mega Lop

slow, frail, mixed attacking fire/fighting

I didn't remember Emboar being this bad, but dang.

and when you're a kid you don't even know about the hidden abilities

it's pretty easy in unova because you are not given shit for flying or water types

I don't like lucario's sonic OC vibe

Shitting on one of the only good grass starters in existence

I am every day, astounded at just how utterly SHIT and GAY this place is.

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looks bad

looks good

that new crocodile is worse

He's a shitposter from Anon Babble who loves XY, specifically targets Gen 4 and 5 with autistic genwar bait, spams shitty Wojak macros he makes in paint, constantly shills for 3D Pokemon, post playthroughs where he blasts through the older gens with a single starter, calls random shit like physical/special split, BW's animated sprites, and Smogon bad. He's just a contarian retard that's been shitting up Anon Babble forever

He really ramped up things around dexit, when, in his own words, "Barely anyone was taking a shit on XY until dexit happened" arch.b4k.dev/vp/thread/55985705/#q55988726

Why?

cute and marketable to Japanese children aged 5-14

already has a mega, should've been a different grass starter, like Turtwig.

Because feraligatrs special stat isn’t useless and it learns more useful super effective moves than Cyndaquil or Chikorita. Its a common misconception that Cyndaquil is the meta but in reality he is more of the middle ground:

gym 1 Totodile > Cyndaquil > Chikorita

gym 2 Cyndaquil > Totodile > Chikorita

gym 3 chikorita > totodile > cyndaquil

gym 4 totodile (bite) > cyndaquil > chikorita

gym 5 Chikorita > Totodile > Cyndaquil

gym 6 totodile = cyndaquil > chikorita because steelix is weak to surf and cyndaquil is weak to rock

gym 7 totodile > cyndaquil > chikorita this one is obvious because pryce is using water types and ground types so this gym heavily favors feraligatr

gym 8 totodile >>>>>> chikorita >>>>>>>>> dogshit >>>>>> cyndaquil no contest here, feraligatr gets ice punch easy w

league totodile >>>>>>>> dogshit >>>>>> chikorita = cyndaquil once again ice punch clears most things here, ESPECIALLY dragonites which are the biggest problem totodile learns moves for almost every single e4 except some of karens pokemon

We all know that for kanto grass > water > fire so theres nothing left to be said here.
Stats also worked much differently back in gen 2, typhlosion actually being able to use his special stat didnt really make feraligatr weaker because of move access, and this is especially apparent in the main campaign. Another advantage both chikorita and totodile have over cyndaquil is actual bulk.
In gen 4 cyndaquil is easily the most dogshit of the 3 even with his type advantages.
Enjoy smokescreening whitney midwit

Chikorita is the best starter.

Who cares? You'll buy it anyway.

We saw the leaks. We know.

why was arceus protag a foot queen

why 2 from the same gen?

did you know? most pokemon games have THREE starters from the same gen!

yeah, but they're always new...

ORAS wasn't new starters. BDSP wasn't new starters.

yeah, and that was shit, and terrible...
so not always new, but it *should* be, and there's no reason for it not to be

Playing defensively in pokémon games isn't really fun at all, you just waste more time.

Can someone explain why they can't just let you choose between every starter? Why are we still stuck to 3?

it used to be a way to generate interest and shine a spotlight on new pokemon (so that you don't just pick charmander for the 15th time), but if they're just reusing the same ones as before, then idk

Part of a game's identity is its starter choices, there's no fun in just give you all of them as options.

That's an AI generated mon.

whats your goal with that post, we all know you are not that retarded bro

Anon Babble would suck without Anon Babble posts

delete Anon Babble. admins are retards