0 friends on Steam

stop being such a fucking faggot holy shit

It's not you, there is a loneliness epidemic throughout the western world. Most pronounced in men 18-34. The game was rigged from the start.

fat and ugly

go to convention

meet a girl

we click immediately

end up spending most of the night dancing and talking genuinely with each other

get her contact and hug her goodnight

try and talk to her after the event

she is completely unreceptive to any attempts I make to do anything together

why
why can I do everything right and still get nothing
why do I not ever get to have any real experiences
why does my life stay shitty and never change

From personal experience, the only way to make actual long term online friends is to play an mmo, or at least mmo-adjecant game. Sending singular friend invites usually doesn't accomplish much, but i joined one teaching run in Destiny 2, got invited to a clan, and proceeded to play with the same people for years, and the same thing happened in WoW back in the day.

its easier to make friends on roblox

Genuinely love fat and hairy anons to the point I can't even see them as ugly anymore.

Sorry, no acquaintances in my friends list

This is likely entirely not your fault. There is a thing with some people that i think they call a "situationship", where they basically chose someone to be close with for the duration of whatever event is currently going on, and after that it's just kinda over. Almost like an emotional one night stand.

It’s not hard. Just use a mic
Because she wants to fuck chad. You are not chad and you will never be chad. I know a lot of guys in your situation. Have you considered taking estrogen?

shit taste kys immediately

i asked out a trans girl on reddit and she said yes. now, we’re e-dating. it can’t be that hard

normalfags are literally evil, what the fuck am I reading

it’s an extrovert thing. only social butterflies do this. just stick with your small friend groups. better that way

I don't have friend groups
I'm a fucking shut in autist living with my dying parents
I just want a fucking girlfriend I can confide in and feel comfortable around so I feel loved for once in my fucking life

What steps are taking to meet someone or become better boyfriend material?
Are you at least getting in the batter’s box and striking out?

i literally just said i was at a fucking convention for 3 days

I'll be your friend anon, at least until this thread dies

0 for 1.
Still 3 more at bats in the game and 162 games left in the season

cause matchmaking killed the social aspect of online games

edating

Doesnt, and will never fill the void.

i don’t think indulging in self-pity will help you out. but, you do you. it’s your mental self-harm

kek. pure evil

literally everyone makes you feel like a diseased rat for not having a friends group. It kneecaps everything else in consequence. Why wouldnt I feel bad about it?

Get top of the scoreboard in a game

Some fag sends me a friend request

ignore it

because of all the scammers. I delete every friend request I get from people I don't know IRL.

AGP ERPing freak

Because you just silently friend people that know you won't talk to them, or at best will attempt a few short "hru" and "wyd" convos only to ghost them afterwards.

oh dear you think that counts. Women, at the end of the day, are looking for a provider. If you're not in a position to be a provider for a woman, then a woman you shall not get. Your "autist shut in" schtick is a good way to remain single forever. That or you end up with a desperate fatty.

My friend married his e-gf a while ago irl. I know some family members who did the same. Can’t see why I can’t do the same. Even if I fail, at least I can say I tried. I personally don’t care if I die alone despite all my attempts not to. I’ve gotten used to adversity. My childhood was shit. I spent years of my life working shitty jobs. Some of us aren’t meant to have everything we want and I accepted that

Not him but it's because self-pity oftentimes rots your mind. You spend too much time feeling sorry for yourself and not enough time improving as a being, which creates a feedback loop of "MY LIFE IS SHIT AND I WILL WHINE" & "I DO NOTHING BUT WHINE AND MY LIFE GETS SHITTIER AS A RESULT".

sounds like you're hell bent on getting what you want but not changing anything to make that happen. good luck with that, you spergy retard.

I had some weirdo ask me to trade my entire steam inventory for a banana.

I literally sold my two TF2 unusuals to get them to leave me alone

why do I not ever get to have any real experiences

What? The greentext isn't real?

this guy gets it. I was a fat, shy and awkward as a junior in high school. then a doughy, ugly girl asked me to prom and that was the shock I needed to lose weight and grow a pair.

this poster is a tranny groomer

just b urself

NO NOT LIKE THAT

I want a fucking relationship
not being teased with one for a moment and then having it ripped away from me

but not changing anything to make that happen

I never implied that, you weakling coward. I’m guessing that’s your life because you spend your life attention whoring like a woman on imageboards

Yes!

I never said "just be yourself" because that's obviously your problem. Try being someone else who isn't repugnant to the opposite sex.

oh shit the sperg is getting angry that we're not all encouraging his pathetic lifestyle. Get your shit together if you want a woman and stop being a whiney, unlikeable cunt.

I want a fucking relationship

Now I understand what you meant with real. Sorry, my bad.

Not him but the reason you get told to just be yourself is because you are unable to do anything else. There is no cheat code that you can use to win over a woman's interest. And the emphasis he isn't on "no cheat code", but rather "that you can use". In order to pretend to be a more interesting person you need to be the kind of calculating sociopath that doesn't need to ask a bunch of sexless dorks on the Moldavian wine brewing forum how to talk to girls. Any attempt you make at pretending to be someone you are not will lead to you displacing your spaghetti and the girl getting the ick. Therefore your ONLY course of action is to bee yourself and hope some one in a million broad finds it endearing. As a rule, however, it's basically over for you. You're undesirable genetic material that will likely jeopardize the wellbeing of your offspring, thus being an unworthy branch of your species to maintain, so the incubator part of the species avoids genetic material dispensers like yourself.

you’re a retarded shitskin monkey. do you think I’m OP?

well you're clearly a frustrated autist who struggles with women...

i met friends in a weeb mmo and we play games regularly but i have also never used my mic with them in the 5+ years i've known them

So like is this a bit at this point or is your libido actually that crazy you want to erp on Anon Babble of all places? Not putting you down, I'm genuinely asking since I feel I either see you or like minded individuals in other threads. I think my libido is shot and I keep wondering if I need to take a page out of your book.

Not like, ERPing with strangers. Just being more blatant about what I'm into in the moment

help someone defeat a boss

they message me "thanks bro" and send a friend invite

I feel like people on Playstation are way more social

well they certainly won't go anywhere because an autist like you sperged out impotently on Anon Babble lmao.

most of my friend requests come after invasions in Elden Ring. And I always accept so I can bathe in their salty tears.

Yes, there are a lot of AGP tr0ons that are absolute perverts. It’s kinda their schtick. It’s called mental illness

this but i block them

I'm afraid of making friends and social contact because it's high maintenance and leads to unfortunate events so I stay alone. And besides I'm highly paranoid. Which doesn't help.
I'm certain everyone making contact with me wants to kill me on some level.

Have you considered taking estrogen? You seem very in touch with your feminine side.

literally everyone i meet, women and men, wants to either be my friend or fuck me, and im a literal fat retard that hates everyone. whats your excuse?

Going to be entirely honest with you.
I do that here on Anon Babble, specifically on Anon Babble, for 2 reasons:

the best fapping partners are either here on Anon Babble, or in Anon Babble. I actually got into erp through/v/.

I'm an actual freak who likes being called a faggot, talked down, etc; and while there's A LOT of erp weirdos here on Anon Babble, there's also a lot of people who don't like it, so when they see me posting like that, they try to offend me, but they all just end up calling me exactly how I want to be called

Also this.

of course he's a /gig/ger

shutup faggot. this smelly dadcock isnt going to sit on itself

i guess peoples' standards drop when you get older

Will this shithole stop being a Anon Babble colony someday?

If it helps, you experienced more in one night with a girl than I ever will.

I see, thanks anon. Godspeed, you seem happier than some of the people in this thread

why would you want friends?

friends

People you play games with online that you don’t know in real life aren’t really “friends”.

ok grampa lets get you back to bed now ok?

okay i guess I'll just rape someone instead thanks

literally just go to a nerd event with some kind of dance, get drunk, and ask girls questions
eventually SOMETHING will happen
I've figured out you have to treat talking to girls like you're doing an improv act, never do anything but YES AND and give them a reason to yap and they might dance with you or some shit
i don't know i have autism and im still a virgin with girls my family is abusive and poor I've never known what genuine love and security in my life feels like i hate my life

not that anon but the other factor is I think it's funny how easily threads get derailed by some shitskin seething about a lewd poster (me)
but mainly I'm just a huge fucking pervert who likes being horny with other cute pervert anons
like, pumping feels super good, why would I be ashamed of it and NOT want other nonnies to pump with and feel good and get stupid because all the blood is going into their twitchy penis instead of their brains?

Play game

Add friend

Try to chat and get stonewalled

Unfriend

Join some random Discord

They game and chat with me for years

It is what it is. People shit on Discord but it's just how you make online friends now.

what subreddit?

Good for you, anon. Just a heads up, trannys are notoriously promiscuous. So just don’t take that shit too seriously. My genuine opinion, and fake it with a grain of salt, use this as a stepping stone to finding an actual girl girlfriend. I think dating a tranny is gonna end up with tons of drama and heartbreak in your life. I work with a bunch of them because of where I live, they cheat more than lesbians do, and lesbians are notoriously untrustworthy with their spouses. But baby steps regardless.

trannies are autistic mentally ill perverts just like me
and i like cock

when I went to a con recently I got treated like a luddite asking for a discord and not having an insta
i don't fucking understand normalfags

I wish I had friends to play gmod and tf2 with

she wanted you to invite her to your room when you hugged and departed
you failed the test

0 friends

appear offline still

9/10 of gamers are weird autistic faggots and its better you dont know them anyway

it fucking sucks

youtube.com/watch?v=AE5bunMk1TA

I want to do an adaptation of the Conquest monologue for this situation but that would be cringe right?
Oh to hell with it

I am so lonely

All the other gamers are scared of me

No one talks to me

No one sends me a friend request

The think I am too based

I go from server to server committing atrocities

I top the scoreboard and shout TOTAL TRANNY DEATH while spamming porn sounds

And as I get better at it they fear me more

I am a victim of my own aura

Chad...

That is not even my real name

Just a moniker

I am so much more than racist schizo rants and no one sees it

Some days I feel so lonely I could go outside

But I don't, I never do

What would be the point, all the zoomies are consumed by mobile shit

Take it to your grave

*teabags you

can we be friends???

I like it. Invincible is cool. I wish the Witcher was adapted that well but Netflix is full of retards. I pirate everything I watch btw because I hate jews

Because this is the fucking video game board, you trannoid freak

send friend request

doesnt get immediately accepted

picnic and cancel the request

go offline

switch games

he said no

someone's never read the art if the deal.

be an asshole on gaystation

social credit score lowered by 10,000 credits

forced to be nice or shat upon by gaystation overlords

You have to be nice on the gaystation
Thats one reason why it's gay

Sick fuck, you need help

Just keep in mind that a fatherless rape baby will be an utterly miserable twisted creature and it'll be your fault. Unless you have a game plan to kidnap a broad and get a baby from her only to then flee the region with said baby and raise it alone in the woods - you're better off killing yourself if you're THIS desperate for sex. Unless you're secretely into being a prison wife. Personally, I'd prefer getting blowtorched to death.

LOSER

all the friends i play vidya with often on steam were former goonbuds lol

1 steam friend

its my sister

Do you maintain a close relationship? If yes - then you won. A good sister that you keep in touch with > power gap > second power gap > 6 gorillion internet friends.

how did you meet them???

I don't know how people meet people. Even online. Granted I live in the middle of nowhere, and work alone in the middle of nowhere, so the extent of my social interaction is a bimonthly text to old college friends and waving at my mailman.

yes she is my only friend

I'm looking for friends to play fighting games with BUT you have to let me win all the time.

She had a boyfriend lol that's why she didn't talk to you after that

Does she let you have sex with her

Anon Babble and Anon Babble

you didn't fuck her and she lost respect for you.

Good family is priceleses. You're a blessed lad and I envy you. What you already have is worth cherishing.

Videogames aren't 3rd places for making online friends anymore.

50+ friends from when I played Synergy/Sven TTT and TF2 13 years ago

have never talked to them since

thanks lol

I want my 2005-2008 guild wars 1 populated servers, Kamadan going beyond America 8, and all my old guild mates back please.
That explains a lot about what happened to me recently with a girl at work, thanks anon.

You should fulfill your tranny destiny and kill yourself

add new person

said person bothers you fucking constantly, barely listens, doesn't know or refuses to accept lack of interest in some games

remove person

You're suffering for the sins of past offenders.
Or if you're guilty of the above, straighten the fuck up.

some rando adds me

accept out of curiosiry

hes all awkward and asks all sorts of weird questions

asks me to play x game with him

tell him I dont have it(i do)

he gifts it to me + dlc

block him

Have you tried communicating with people at first before you send silent friend requests like a creep?

Is making a singular "kys tran" offtopic post the Anon Babble equivalent of virtue signaling, or are you hoping your outbursts will have any tangible effects on... God idk, that poster? This thread? This board? Like did you read the part where he said "I get off to being insulted"? Are you actually just giving a helping hand?

I'm not taking requests

I have too many online friends, then I bought a way too expensive gun and through it, wound up with way too many irl friends. My social battery is now utterly drained 24/7 and I still don't have a gf. I do have a fulfilling irl hobby now though so that's cool.

friend a guy i met from playing tf2

he lives close by

we play a lot and talk a lot

we scam kiddies out of keys and unusuals

one day he asks me to meet him

sure

he's a bit of a hick but its ok

he says he has a crush on a gril

its my 12 year old cousin

pretend I dont recognize her from the picture of her in her swimsuit

he says he really likes her

says hes willing to share if I help him kidnap her

And today they're married and living in his hick prepper compound with a lot of babies. Some of them are retarded though. But he takes care of them all the same.

0 friends online except the one faggot in high school who hung himself(stupid fat chud)

win game(feel nothing)

lose game(feel nothing)

topscore(feel tired)

bottomfag(rage and get banned)

play console(feel Brain drain)

play PeaSea(back hurts)

What’s the point of it all? I’m about to commit sudoku

this

T. edating victim

If you think my typing 9 words is an outburst, your post must be a nuclear meltdown

have shittton of irl friends

but i just want to play vydia on weekends

im so tired of bars and drinking and having to do random shit.

Carry noobs to victory in Apex

They invite me to join their squad

Accept and join

We play a bunch of games together

timetoleave.jpg

say goodbyes

they send me friend request afterwards

Immediately accept

"Bro why did you add me? I was tired of carrying your trash loser ass but was nice enough to leave without insulting you"

They unfriend and block me

Never gets old

not worth the risk, sorry op
I already know a couple of very good people and thats good enough for me
new people can be quite bad and hurt me quite badly

That's three reasons, not two.

off topic thread

janny doesn't care

call someone a br*wnoid in the same thread

enjoy your 3 day ban kiddo ;)

My only steam friend that I knew for a decade quit 3 years ago

I automatically reject anyone with an anime pic and then go back to playing JRPGs by myself.

This is pretty much the exact experience I have, but it's not just with women

Make a new IRL friend at a convention or bar or whatever

They absolutely love me, want to do everything with me, they're calling me on discord for 9 hours at a time, they're inviting me to parties and gatherings

This goes on for a whole week, it feels like they're nearly addicted to me and love talking to me

A couple weeks later they ghost me

This has happened so many times and I'm just too stupid to understand why. Like bitch you were up until 6 am last night calling me on discord and telling me shitty jokes while you were drunk, and now you've just blocked me on all platforms with no explanation? The fuck? Clearly the problem is me because this happens so often, but fuck man I wish I understood anything.

we can be fwiens anon :)

I'm thinking based
Wait, sorry, I think you're a disgusting faggot and a complete loser

If they’re that interested in investigating you, they’re just as strange

damn nigga did u rape someone or wtf
seems like youve thought about this before

I will definitely let you win but you have to sogn a contract that states on the off-chance that I ever DO win then I get rape privileges not that I would ever win but if I did I get complete rape authorization

Take care of your daughter ltg

Are there some communites for people who just want to chill together, like have some meaningless chat about nothin or baka like that, I hate it that whenever you actually friend someone and talk to them or like add them on discord you have to commit yourself to this relationship and ppl always try to force funny or do some other cringe shit and they expect you to act engaged

Say what you want about this place, but some of the best co-op sessions I had were with anons from Anon Babble

have a comfy Demon's Souls thread

some anon wants to coop

add each other on PSN

engage in peak jolly cooperation until dawn

"that was fun, see you tomorrow?"

"see you tomorrow, anon"

last online over 10 years ago

RIP, bro. I'll always remember you.

Dude ghosted you lmao

We didn't do that back in the day, young anon.
It was an honor to coop with your fellow Anon Babbleermin.

People say that on Anon Babble often, but then when you offer to play video games they so often leave you hanging

have an account with some friend from school days

barely any games on it because we were poor

no longer log into that account and use new one instead because I don't want those people to know what I'm playing

get sent request

accept

they never send a single message

never again

Steam friends aren't real friends.
They are trophies you collect to look cooler.

Bro you'd love me then

me on the right

If you loudly exclaim you have no friends, you probably don't understand what friends are and would therefore act extremely clingy and annoying if people became friends with you. Most people are put off by this, and discreetly avoid you.

"Friend" is extremely vague anyway, the word has different meaning for every single human. Lot of you probably think you go to "parties" with "friends" or something completely random goofy shit like that.

Nice ass, what a snake. Give him a spank for me when you do

Oh, fair enough. Well, good luck anon.

Maybe they're shy and were hoping that you would initiate conversation first since you accepted?

then it was never going to work out anyways

*Snak not snake

Steam is full of Trannys and Furrys why you want to be friends of them? they are freaks

I get friend requests from people I talk to in fighting games, accept, then after I while I will unfriend them due to extreme paranoia. So I currently have 1 friend on steam, I'm trying not to remove him but I feel very weird about him being there. Sorry past Xrd friends.

found my best friend ever on Anon Babble years ago, lots of similar tastes and everything, we even live close

want to share my Steam id in some of these threads because I want a few more friends lately

don't do it because I sort of work in vidya and don't want to overshare my profile too much and don't trust random passerby anons not to do dumb stuff

You gotta break the ice before sending a request
Pick a target and do the most basic shit: compliment his skills, but do it in a believable way. Alternatively, goof around, but you must be the one to initiate and carry the goofing
After that, invite him to play a few more matches with you right after the end of the match you were in, and actually go and play a handful of matches, like 5 or so
Then tell him that you got to go, check with him if and when he'll be online the next day, and then send him a friend request
And voi lá, you got yourself an acquaintance
Now you develop this acquaintance into a friend through months of repeating the same steps above + talking about some more personal things, such as life, aspirations, very surface political memes, etc
Making friends is much like bird mating, but without the sex. You'll know that you have solid friends when they act kinda like bitches in heat with you

giving groomer vibes fr

Ships are hard bro, maybe he just got all in his head about seeing you and made things awkward. Buy him a present and tell him he means a lot to you, take the risk of getting hurt, its always worth it even if it doesn't work out. he sounds like a catch, especially with an ass like that

Nah, this is just the rationalization of what happens naturally to most people. The ugly truth of the world is that everyone is manipulative, but too dumb to perceive their own manipulative nature

I have the reverse problem

greet people, be polite and crack a few jokes

get random friend requests regularly

I stopped talking in-game after noticing this happening

you're a freak and a weirdo

Find a game you like that has a general on vg or vm, and meet anons that way. Depending on the game, there might even be a Anon Babble clan/guild. Thread quality varies widely between games though, lots of ERPers and shit too

join discord server

ask if anyone wants to play video games

nobody says anything

join the VC to see if anyone sparks interest

end up sitting there for 8 hours waiting for anyone to play games with me

nobody ever joins

I have absolutely no problem making the friends in the first place, it's the not getting ghosted or blocked after a week part that I struggle with.

You act like if you will fuck him why make all those requests just to talk about video games?

I'll ignore 98% of all friend requests from strangers, unless they somehow manage to communicate that they aren't a thin-skinned little bitch. I am simply not risking to chat with some censorious, compulsively reporting debtcattle -- I rather stick to old friends than waste time with new ones.

join the VC to see if anyone sparks interest

end up sitting there for 8 hours waiting for anyone to play games with me

How is this a rational thing to do after people express no interest in you and it's in a server you just joined so no one knows you. Are you retarded?

Are you retarded?

Legally, yes.

I always end up joining new guys, people don't be such a colossal faggot?

Add guy from Steam forums nearly a decade ago

Just randomly talk, hit it off, find common interests

Become good friends and just message each other about random shit we're doing all the time

Goes on for nearly a decade and realize he's becoming busy and growing as a person

I'm not and am messaging him too much, end up removing him

I did end up growing as a person as well afterwards, but damn I miss that guy. All that being said I'm sociable in chats in games but it seems rarely anyone reciprocates these days. Are the vast majority of people really in discord calls now?

Nah he was in the right for trying another avenue before giving up altogether. He got further than most people here.

The thing with joining VC alone with the new guy is that you haven't build rapport with him through text first, or saw him do it with others on the server, so you don't know if he will be a complete sperg or a fun person to hang out with.
There's nothing worse than joining a VC with someone only for it to get awkward and you can't bring yourself to leave because you don't want to be an ass and make him feel like shit.

NTA, if "being yourself" to you means being a caricature of a human not even you can muster any sympathy for yourself, then you have bigger problems than lacking a gf: learned helplessness and instant gratification. Learn discipline, get your life back on track or come to terms with loneliness.

Talking with others is fucking Gay man i just want to play games alone i dont want to talk about sucking dicks man dont be a fool all this is faggot shit dont like the neckbeard trannys and trannys fuckers brainwash you

Pussy. I just leave if they're acting gay.

do really well in a game

make constant jokes in the chat

everyone has a good time

match ends and get a friend request from someone in the lobby

reject because I know that match was an outlier and I’m normally awful/quiet

Shit happens. Especially over a time that long.

Probably just didn’t want/have room for friends. You were a good hang for the event but that’s it.

That's such a slimy behaviour.Just be upfront goddamnit..

Why is it so hard to make video game friends online?

I want to play games and not make friends.

He "hugged her goodnight", thus he communicated that he's (at best) homosexual. He ended up "spending most of the night" with her and has made no advances beyond that which registers as pleasant faggotry.
He has then pestered her after the fact, turning in her mind from friendly faggot to stereotypical "nice guy" sexpest.

If you want to make friends as an adult you have to treat it like a full time job. As in go out of your way to leave the house, and ask people for their contact details, and reach out to them, and invite them to do things until you have a bond and suddenly it’s not just you doing all the work. It’s also like a job in the sense that not everyone’s going to be receptive to a new friend because they simply just don’t want one or have the time for another one. It’s nothing against you, you just have to cop it on the chin and keep trying.

THIS. I have days where I'm in the mood to crack jokes and generally play a lot better than usual, but that's not my standard mood. I don't want them to unfriend me once they realize I'm just a manic-depressive that just happened to have a good day when they came across me

Every single interaction with another human being is grooming them into doing something you would like them to do, even if it's as banal as learning something about you.

probably scared of bothering you

I always decline random friend requests because I assume they're people trying to make fun of me

I always add ppl when I'm drunk and then unfriend them the next day because they met a totally different version of me

Get number from a girl

She seemed genuinely excited to write it and give it to me

She acts like she doesn't even know me when I call her

Feel like I get so many signs that I'll die alone

This just made so much shit click for me. I generally have no problem making friends, the issue is keeping them. I just realized it's probably because sometimes I'm actually funny or interesting. Like I'll tell a really funny joke that makes an entire room erupt in laughter, or I'll make a really good painting, and people want to be my friend because they think I'm really funny or I'm a really dedicated artist, and so on. But then as they get to know me over the coming days/weeks, they realize I'm actually a boring awkward unfunny depressed loser, so we naturally drift apart.

I have not made a single friend online, ever.

finally find girl who is super cute, laughs at my jokes and isn't completely out of my league

at work

Falling in love is genuinely pure agony

What's the issue anon? Statistically most couples meet at their place of work.

Statistically most couples break up

Don't shit where you eat

make friends at work

lose job

no more friends

oh man, had a similar thing happen

taking early university chem classes

hit it off with some other girl

talk through the whole day

friend says "nice one anon, ask her number"

do so and she gives it to me

get back home and try initiating a conversation

she almost immediatley goes cold and eventually ghosts me

check her pfp

she was with a much older dude

Why even give me your phone number and act all flirty then

>get her contact and hug her goodnight

you shouldve gone for the kiss you enormous faggot.

Explain why. No, seriously the majority of happy married couples met at a place of employment. But why are you too good for dating coworkers?

make a friend

rape him

he doesn't call back

What's wrong with people :(

autist cocks up romance attempt because he rolled snake eyes for charisma

autist now have to find another place to work

Is this really that hard to figure out?

I used to make like 2 or 3 steam friends a week back when i played left 4 dead
now i don't even talk to people and i don't think i've added a steam friend in well over a decade

have bloated friends list

can make friends somewhat easy

doesn't matter because I only keep in contact with maybe 3 or 4

not through steam chat anyways, always on discord

Discord made it too easy and popularized farming meaningless friends. Not saying it didn't happen before on steam but look at your discord's friendlist and take a note of how many semi frequent chats you have.

Thinks you need to change jobs if asking out a coworker doesn't work out

You've never had a job and you never will.

all by design btw
nothing will change until the people responsible are killed

Cause if your relationship goes bad they might go nuts and ruin your relationship with your work colleagues and job prospects in the process

everyones scoffing at this post when you write it out but honestly turning a stranger into a close friend is a grind

I think people avoid online friends due to the prevalence of ERP unironic faggots
Case in point:

You are literally me? Can we be friends?

It's about networking man
Find friends through friends to anchor those relationships

We can, but I'm warning you. I'm really boring

play COD

yell "NIGGER" into the microphone the entire match

apparently got 6 new friend requests out of that

Feels good, man

Dude, you can’t be as boring as me. I only text every 3 days and I make super boring small talk

I feel like friends you can live without, especially if you have siblings and cousin’s you’re close to. A gf is what you need though since they’re half the reason to go out and do anything.

NTA but I can't drink
I am sickly and gangly
What do? Should I larp as a Christian? I feel like if God is real that would send me straight to mega-hell. I dont want demons to rape my anus.

some guy starts talking in a MW3 lobby

he sounds black

So I tell him, "hey you sound black"

"There's no way somebody just axe me if I'm black"

It's really funny how Blacks recoil when being recognized for what they are.

Granted I live in the middle of nowhere, and work alone in the middle of nowhere

god i wish that were me

Niggers don't want to be niggers

this but the exact opposite

you can jerk off to deal with your sex drive
there's no substitute for companionship, a dog at best maybe but that's not enough

had several gfs in my life

relationships last several months tops afterwards

always with distressingly similar explanations that I'm apparently "too sweet"

wat do

ERP anons would be cool if it wasn't just joi, goon, and porn trading. What happened to actually doing text based rp?

gf is for sex drive only

There's your problem.

It’s not about the sex. It’s more so about having someone to take out. A reason to go to a restaurant, or plan an holiday, or to take with you to a wedding so you can dance. Oh, and they can give you kids, the primary goal of every living entity on earth.

Go again, and if it happens again, literally just ask what that means
Tell her to explain the exact issue so you can avoid it in the future

Nobody wants to take the big happy family pill nowadays

NTA but in my experience if a woman isn't telling you the actual problems and uses generic statements like "you're too sweet" then it means she absolutely does not want to say what the actual problems are, and will keep deflecting to saying things like

You're a nice guy

If you try to pry.

They do. They just don’t want to bear your children specifically because you’re an autistic Anon Babble beta male. They want Chad’s child and not yours. But, I know a lot of guys in your situation. Have you ever thought about taking estrogen?

You do know that God and Jesus forgive Hitler right?

oh you have steam too? add me bro we should play together some time

only plays COD, Football manager and other FOTM normie shit now and then, too busy for vidya otherwise

Don't add normies to steam, complete waste of time

tried that with the last one. even had her brother (who got us together) ask her about why she broke up with me. apparently "too sweet" is the specific, full-fledged, comprehensive answer

Well, if you become jaded you might not be too sweet, I guess?

Surely you can't just freely sin specifically because you know God will forgive you.

but I don't wanna be a cunt

do well in a pvp game

someone adds me to play with them again

accept friend request but avoid them in case i dont play as well and let them down

Neither do I, but apparently cuddling your gf to sleep every night is no longer desirable, you have to be a standoffish asshole

want to make vidya frens

absolutely suck at playing vidya

Have you considered trying to get better at vidya

be good at vidya

dont make any vidya friends

really makes you think

everytime i try to git gud enough to play some fotm game with you fags it dies any everyone moves on before i feel confident enough to join a lobby

Why don't the lonely niggas just hang out with each other? Surely it's a misunderstood pleasant bunch

I'm just not that social anymore. As a teen, I would love to have a bunch of friends to play with but now I just want to be left the fuck alone.

Unironically play a souls game with someone

deadlock is fun with friends

I had some good times with various anons but then there was a guy who loudly insulted and beat his imported flip wife on mic and I just kinda backed out after that

It’s really not that deep, man. You’re just being friendly and playing games with someone regularly. No need to overthink it like you're planning a stealth op.

I met my best friend online 7 years ago and we're both complete antisocial incel losers

which game?

what games do you like to play? I know its redundant cuz they usually find their cliques, but do you like to tryhard in games????

Most recently? Marvel Rivals…

how is the balance nowadays

Balance? Lol. Lmao.

You need to procreate to be truly fulfilled.

too sweet

she's sweetening the fact of you being a beta bitch

I only add people I know in real life.

women craving abuse is not really his problem

I decline all that arent somehow connected to an irl friend of mine because theyre probably just bots

they sext right?

meant do they nerf fun chars? I remember liking Magneto and Rocket

There's that excess sweetness of yours again.

that boy ass DAMN

There’s an upcoming balance change in 2 days. Basically redditors who play support had a massive whinge this last season because they kept getting dived by chads like Captain America, Iron Fist, and Spider-Man, so all the dive characters are being nerfed to hell, while shield tanks, hawkeye, hela, punisher, and squirrel girl are all getting massive buffs. They also reworking Jeff’s kit to make him a healbot, and turning Thor into a lighting bot and gutting his brawl style. The seethe around these changes as been insane and it seems like no one’s looking forward to the upcoming season except support niggers who like to hide in the back healbotting.

Don't sound fun, I'll stick to deadlock