Makes gaming fun again

Gambling debt leading to some very nice men knocking on your door to collect, or else

OH NOOOO MY WORST YEARS WHEN I WOULD BE SHITTING MY PANTS AND HATING EVERY SECOND OF BEING ALIVE ARE GOOOOONEEEE
HEEEEEEEECK!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME OBIWAN KEBOBI !!!!!!!!!!11

Gambling addicts start gambling with every small decision in life, most of the gambling doesnt even happen in a casino

Already doing all this including the shitting pants even in my 20s

I really just need to pick up reading more instead of playing games. I'm only interested in the stories and once I finish or it's spoiled I move on and never play them again, and games have arguably the worst writing on average of any medium. Half the time gameplay is a waste of time anyway and just getting in the way in modern games.

how? do you have a lot of gay sex?

You can still get fucked over in your 20s.

Smoking, boozing, and gambling are some of the coolest things you can do.

Yeah that's real enlightened and everything but you're neglecting the part where they also make your death excruciating slow and painful

And a plane also could land on my head. Or I could win a lottery ticket tomorrow and then a narwhal could fall on my dick and start sucking.
Your point?

Holy trinity of masculinity
You need to literally troon out if you arent addicted to all 3

I used to shart a lot more often.
I remember vividly a lot of the times I leave diarrhea stains.
Get a little sick and u'll shit pant too.

I didn't know that smoking alcoholics that play gacha games were the coolest people on Anon Babble

jotaro

kek

Excessive gambling causes stress which is harmful

It's missing porn addiction

Which is worse? Being a fatasd, a smoker or an alcoholic?

top two makes you bald

Pro tip: if you like gambling, try fishing.

fatass
worse both medically and in terms of coolness, food addiction is the lowest tier

Gacha isn't real gambling because the "upside" is an illusion created by mental illness.

For me, it foraging for mushrooms

Nobody likes hanging out with drunk alcoholics.

or day trading

Oh is that free food growing out of the ground? Don't mind if I do.

Heh stupid goyim doesnt know, those are actually poisonous mushrooms
They only become safe to consume when we sell them to you

I now understand why some people like fishing.

free food growing out of the ground

free water falling from the sky

free air everywhere

life can be so much simpler...

slight dopamine hit from playing the "sit n spin" at the local pub, or opening CS:GO crates lying naked on your couch

It's not the actual fishing. It's just a reason to get away from your nagging wife/gf and have a few beers. This is actually the main point of a lot of male "interests". Take mowing the lawn for example. For one hour or so your wife won't nag about anything. That's why men like it. The "I hate my wife" sentiment really makes sense once you've moved in with a woman

love gambling
don't care for booze

late night gaming sesh while burning through a pack or two of smokes is one of life's greatest pleasures, i refuse to hear opinions to the contrary

Weed does it better than all 3 combined. Now if you combine the 3 with weed, you reach a childhood state of enjoyment.

what are you, fucking 40?

The 3 co-workers of NEETs

childhood state of enjoyment.

I got this for about a week after having surgery. I think it was the anesthesia theybused to put me to sleep. It probably reset something.

Unfathomably based.

drugs are not worth the risk in my country

Yes

Or just play an MMO

acholic

ackaholic (transgender)