Is Randy ok?
Is Randy ok?
nigga I ain't readin' allat'
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Is Randy ok?
no, have you seen his wife?
Paragraph breaks nigga
It's cool when Pierce Brosnan has a fat wife but if Randal Pitchford does it he should be shunned?
I bought plenty expensive stuff because I'm fan of things
Yes.
Pierce Brosnan WANTS a fat wife. Randy just has one.
Big difference.
xcancel.com
This platform is wild.
A few years ago, I saw a video of a cat messing with a crab. The cat was pawing at it and the crab pinched the cat’s claw and the cat just launched itself into the atmosphere.
It was insane.
The video made you feel everything that dark humor makes you feel in the strongest possible way.
So, I retweeted the video and by the time I looked at twitter again a day later, there were hundreds of people spending the intervening time arguing about how horrible a person I must be… they contrived that I must have enjoyed the cat’s discomfort from the crab pinch and they invented this idea that I therefore probably wish harm and suffering to all animals and that I should probably be murdered along with my family because of it.
Wow.
Now, apparently, because I quote tweeted an AI goop fever dream of insanity, I must have been fooled by it (which is, btw, the worst crime imaginable), but somehow also I must be signaling that I am down for using AI for video games, and somehow also must just be a horrible person that cannot be trusted with twitter or, you know, any of the creativity I am actually responsible for that brings any of these people to even know who I am in the first place so they can give two shits about what goofy ass video I might be sharing while I sit on the toilet with my phone.
I mean, thanks for playing my games and thanks for the engagement and all that but, boy howdy, some of you really need to find some perspective and chill the f out.
@grok, can you just automatically block everyone in my replies who is a shit head?
Anyway, here’s the real shit: never read the comments.
Bitchford & the Pointless Wall of Text
I'm sorry you misunderstood what I said you retard
Doesn't sound like a good way to start a damage control post.
following tweet is the classic "i only use twitter when on the toilet, I don't care just wanted to clarify" defense
I can't muster up the ambition to unify that text into something that makes sense.
if you're a fan you'll find 80$
Why do some people lack the ability to actually think before they speak?
Wall of text nobody is going to read
literally fuarking who lmao
You never bought a arisu statue before?
@grok, make this guy's wall of text smaller
Pierce Brosnan is James Bond
randy shitford is a cuck who gets pissed on
No. I'm not reading that and I can already tell you no. The guy took a picture of himself crouching pov style in a toilet.
How much money did he steal from Sega to make Borderlands 1?
All of it, lmao.
Hopefully he kills himself.
Wasn't borderlands 2 dlc
still a pedo
I'm not reading all that, but if he cared about the fans then Borderlands 4 would release at $60 and immediately go on sale for 90% off. Surely, he'd find a way to make it happen.
I wish he also had written a long post explaining on why he was nervously squatting in a dirty toilet with his hands behind his back
@glorp explain this in fortnite terms
was he ever
The only response the chronically seething twitter trannies deserve is a picture of my gaping asshole
That weirdo has not been right since
Porn USB
wordswordswords
he's never been okay.
made to apologize by investors
lot of nothing and he didn't change the price lol
Sorry bro but all games are 80 so us too, nothing I can do G, pay up nigga
noooo you idiots I didn't actually mean what I said!!!
CEO of a multi-billion company btw
I did. The difference between my Arisu statue and randy's upcoming turd is that I actually own the former after I paid for it
tldr: its not going to happen and he thinks his statement was blown out of proportion
the rest is cope