Expectations for part 3?
Expectations for part 3?
That it will suck like the previous parts. Torch Square Enix.
Lots of shipping and tifa, aerith posting on Anon Babble
even less sales lmao
giant Weapon fights
Buy an ad
More distasteful story changes. story beats that over stay it welcome because of bloat. More ugly NPC. More Ubislop template.
an unsatisfying conclusion to an unsatisfying series of games
enjoy your QTE slop
ghost Aerith showing up every 5 minutes making her death completely pointless and hallow.
More peak, more Anon Babble being whiny bitch babies.
Fuck off tendie marketer
see
I had either no expectations or bad expectations, and I was pleasantly surprised by Rebirth and E33.
it wont meet sales expectations and finally, at long last, nomura will be forced to commit suicide and relinquish his autistic grasp on square
NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T LIKE BOTH
R A P E D
Somehow Aeris returns.
and then square fucking dies because everyone else sucks at making games
Bro you been working overtime recently. Keep it up :^)
Nomura don't give a rat fuck about anything not KH.
and then square fucking dies
Hopefully.
It will be shit.
It will shit the bed and fall below even the lowest expectations just like part 1 and 2 did.
The writing will be so fuckgin bad it's no a level worse than anyone could have predicted, the ending will somehow outdo the stupidity of
-timetravel sephiroth & timeghosts creating a void portal for midgar cloud to anime fight him, flying around chopping up buildings.
-Aeriths "death" but done as badly as possible with no impact, time ghosts buzzing around, multiverse idiocy and then she walks through a portal 5 seconds later.
It will embarrasses all the shills spouting cope like;
"Don't worry the time ghosts are gone now, there is no alt universes, they will fix it, it will get better pls buy part 2"
just like last time.
More of Rebirth and I'm personally not interested in playing more of that.
i hear there is sex in the original game, so that.
Tifa vs Scarlet fight
Tendies still waiting for square Enix, Capcom and Sega to die
Lmao, it's been years man let it go
BWC in Tifussy
There would be no part 3.
Part 2 was so bloated because Nomura saw what shit is happening inside Square Enix and he decided to make development process as long and expensive as possible so he and his team won't get fired.
Don't worry they will kiss our asses if some game makes numbers
I hope they'll make some sort of retarded plot twist on the level of Kingdom Hearts, absolutely derailing the whole plot of the game.
Tendies
Nigga, I sold my switch last year to get money to buy Fate/Samurai Remnant on PS5.
They've already done that like 5 times now across only 2 games.
They didn't even get the point of Aeriths death which is that she doesn't come back and let you talk to her a few seconds later.
because that's what being fucking dead means. you don't get to say goodbye.
Backpedaling just in case
Backpedaling
How about I give you a picture? Give me around 10 Minutes. I'm not home yet.
Ok, hope your brother doesn't mind
Squeenix marketers shitting their pants
KEKARO NO ONE CARES ABOUT NOMURA'S FANFIC LIL BRO
Here.
brother
That guy lives in Wixom. I live in Midland. He also plays western games, while I'm a weeb.
It'll flop like redditbirth.
Why chocobos are uglier in this game than the chicos from ffxv?
Because Luminous Engine > Unreal 4 for FF Remake
he has to sell things to afford cheap consumer goods
BEYOND grim
sort your life out
500k sales and Nomura gets fired.
Adds parry mechanics. Retroactively adds parry mechanics to previous parts when they collect it all into one game bundle.
I fully expect it to be even more horrendous than Shitbirth.
I didn't HAVE to sell my switch. I did because ultimately I don't care about Nintendo first party games, and the third party games that do come to it are significantly downgraded in graphics, framerate, loading times, ect... Might as well get a gaming PC since I can just emulate and pirate the few Switch games I do care about.
Gets btfo by Metaphor Enhanced edition and loses GOTY to Barry.
Give me playable Rufus
what's a redditbirth
I expect the 3 stooges to remain tone-deaf and triple-down on their action combat and time jannies nonsense.
Luminous Engine
Why did Square kill this again?
Ignoring the dogshit pacing, horrible plot and mindnumbing open world content, the next biggest issue with Rebirth is that there's no sense of character progression or even team progression because the gains from level ups and skills are so lacking. The team attacks are the only things that feel powerful but you can even roll those back so it doesn't feel like progression.
Like you unlock this friednship attack between two characters but you respec it so that those characters are no longer friends and don't want to do the attack? Ok whatever you say, game.
this is hilariously one of the things remake did better than rebirth, not sure why they scrapped the system they had
Too expensive to maintain + Forspoken flop + Luminous Production closed after the flop
Midgar had like 10 materia in it and a couple weapon and armor tiers max in the first game. Creating an entire game around the place meant taking materia and equipment from the rest of the og game areas and progression in parts two and three was always going to feel awful.
HISTORY NIGGAS