Shmups are simply not fun.
Shmups are simply not fun
Would.
sssonic2
his mlp art made my balls hurt
bro I'm not fapping to the fucking roadrunner. This is where I draw the line on this shit fucking board.
lust-provoking image
Its funny how you think you have a choice
A choice was made, though.
I'm NOT fapping to the roadrunner, no matter what.
i used to say that until i fapped to kazooie
I did not know the roadrunner was female
im not fapping to a cartoon with whore eyes
ummm im thinking you are
On this subject I just jerked off to Bugs Bunny emboy porn Im gonna just cope by saying its not gay simple as
roadrunner is a pretty low bar honestly
Literally how. What about it made you aroused?
why do you think willy keeps chasing her?
you're thinking about her on-model appearance. Most porn adjusts the proportions and anatomy to make the original character look hotter. Name a single artist that makes on-model pokemon porn that gets decent traction
My game must be off since I didn't recognise from the image.
Name a single artist that makes on-model pokemon porn that gets decent traction
Here you have your singular artist:
pixiv.net
Hunger?
kazooie would beat the shit out of you people
aka_leopard Is pretty good
Stop I can only get so erect
He's a dude.
I simply love anthro bird babes.
no, she's in a backpack so ill just zip it up, leaving only her head poking out so she can respond when you fuck her, consequently she could peck with her beak but id grab her by the throat and maybe put like a beak cover on her thats soft and doesn't hurt
bird cloaca
skill issue.
i want to have anal sex with sssonic's kazooie and roadrunner
Your choice of OP pic aside, why would you think that?
dude you just need to play the same game thousands of times to get good
no thanks.
Chicken breasts...
They were influenced too much by arcades' predatory business model and turned into the "don't make a mistake for 45 minutes contest" genre which is inherently unfun to everyone except a few autistic retards that confuse it for subtle depth.
Just ignore the memes and play on easy mode
color reversed chicken thighs...
Making it easier to not make a mistake for a long time does not solve the problem of the game being designed around that principle.
Chicken drumsticks...
Someone posted a thread with sssonic2's Laverne as the OP the other day and fuck me is that fat dog hot. Want to pump her full of cum until her muzzle sinks into a divot of her massively bloated body shortly before she fucking bursts
based
Perhaps you're playing the wrong shmups anon.
Ave sexoooo.
Seriously this sultry nun hound needs to be plapped to terminal pressure, I need to be wedged between her swollen thighs and ass cheeks as she creaks and rumbles and prepares to blow
Literally nothing wrong with challenge. Actual skill issue.
explosion sama?
if you are talking about REAL shmups, they are peak.
if you are talking about autistic bullet hells, I agree.
Your clique has been posting this cope for more than 10 years, convince anyone to 1cc ketsui yet?
The only shmup I really like is G-Darius, mainly because the music slaps and the idea of the robot fish bosses is cool.
Also yes, hello again anon.
Try Darius 2 on genesis then
Liking challenging games is cope now?
we truly are into the same stuff huh.
I hate these meme pants, they look ugly
No but posting about it to self sooth the burn from no one else thinking shmups are fun is.
Imagine your hundreds of ancestors in the afterlife watching you beat your meat to cartoon birds instead of liking real women
everything can be fapped to
BREEEE!
from no one else thinking shmups are fun
Speak for yourself
if 1 your fetish will become mainstream
if 0 it's shit and gay
I don't think this is actually a shmup thread
they are the ones who invented sexy animal girls, look at the egyptians, the helenics, the gobleki, etc
what made you think so?
I wonder. Guess I will make a real one later.
Why do zoomers artists draw women with such absurd proportions now. One thigh is bigger than their waist 90% of the time now.
UGGNHHNHNN LE THICC OOOHHH IT'S SO LE THICC
Disgustingly based, it's the best shape for women
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frog
Post discarded.
bought her game, no regrets
vndb.org
BUILT. FOR. EGGS.
Yeah I remember seeing this in the concept artist guidelines book from RARE
VN
"game"
Ideal female shape
guys are upside down triangles women are pyramids
Compensating for the lack of other elements of interaction (smell taste sound etc) by increasing the visual attraction points past realism.
It's the same reason people draw 2B with a big ass, it's actually not that big but the casual glimpses from below combined with it being mostly hidden from view under a skirt increases its PSYCHOLOGICAL size.
in my case I like imagining them as already partly filled with goo or explosives etc
Oh, well, that's alright then.
pic
That's a neat fetish anon
Not him but I like how much she talks shit and think about how she'd be in bed.
She likes it rough, too. Canonically.
Huh, didn't realise she had one.
I'd check it out but actual sex doesn't turn me on that much.
Alright I'm out of shoebills. Go back to posting furry stuff or whatever.
Yeah, and you can go back to Anon Babble now, spammer.
Not a shoebill or furry, but birds ARE very important
I know why this art looks familiar. This fucking Steam account I remember a few years ago that an anon posted. I still don't know why I screenshotted his Steam ID.
steamcommunity.com
SHAUNTECLAAAAAIRRRRR
Banjo was simply never good.
I wonder what the woman equivalent is? The hyper-muscled gigachad?
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johnnybravomode
It's true!
Close your eyes
...
I FUCKING HATE BIRDS!
Please do not the bird. Even if the bird wants to the you.
Damn, even better.
sex with birds?!
no
Why did God make birds look like this
For dat ass
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
yes
I'm honestly so fucking mad the closest thing to the best way to play Banjo Kazooie and Tooie is stuck on the 360
now that's what I call a sex object
the second stages are the best
I've already exhausted all of the "sex object" content on r34
Who could I commission to get more of this stuff
I wish we had more landbirds.
There's a mod for Vintage Story that adds ancient land birds like the Giant Moa.
cuck fetishposting on your steam profile
But why
Nah
Nintendo knew what it was doing
Is this not this artist's artwork on this account? Whose is it then?
Kazooie Kissing
You can't kiss a beak, anon.
you have to stick your tongue in and make out with it
Lol
Feathery Fluffy Boobs
Vidya birds are cool
haha looks like she’s going to feed me
What ARE birds, anyway?
haha looks like he's going to eat me
Spying devices
apertures through which the birdmind experiences reality
I FUCKING LOVE HUGE BIRD WOMEN
I FUCKING LOVE HAVING THEIR LONG THICK NECKS WRAPPED AROUND ME
I FUCKING LOVE HAVING SEVERAL HUNDRED POUNDS OF FEATHERED BREASTS AND THIGHS PRESSING MY ENTIRE BODY INTO THE DIRT
THIS IS LOVE
THIS IS JUSTICE
this is all of you
lol that's literally me
Birds?
i thought furry shit wasn't allowed here?
You vill NOT fuck ze birds.
Yes.
Dragon Kazooie
I wish birds were real.
Cope
Literally the expierence this thread.
scrimblo-fag thinks fast-paced, skill-based action is not fun
imagine my shock
Do all the living objects in Banjo have to eat?
You now remember Twerkey
That's pretty hot
?
!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE
[ALERT: 99.9]
I want her son.
god imagine futa roadrunner just zooming by and raping you in .5 seconds
no dont coyote! you have a loving wife and daughter!
And as the cum drops from your ass, she goes “meep meep” and dashes off
I want her to become a sun. after all the cum I pump into her becomes so tightly packed that it undergoes spontaneous nuclear fission and she balloons outwards and finally blows
Video games?
There's not nearly enough gts kazooie
Birds are video games I think
came for the thicc asses, stayed for the birds
Videogame about rolling a bloated bird whose full of gallons of cum when?
i dont.
How can she run so fast with all that ass?
god i love cloacas egglaying, and shmups
Here game birds
bird pussy
ALRiGHT NO ONE FUCKING MOVE! START POSTING BIRD VIDEO GAMES OR I'LL DO IT!
man I love gigantic asses.
owlboy
Hatoful boyfriend
Does Sonic Riders count?
Wave is sexo so yes
canonical kazooie braps
I WOULD buy at full price
It makes in-canon sense for Kazooie to be fat, because she's a lazy cunt who stays in her bf (bear-friend)'s backpack 90% of the time
Wave is sexo
TRUE
Honestly I do wish there were more games about being a bird, and more specifically about like ... Being a bird in an open world. Flying about in a big space, hunting for food, avoiding predators, etc.
my other wish us being wedged dick-first into the giant, bulging, puffy pussy of an overinflated dragon lady and plapping away at her sensitive slit while making out with her (relative to human sized) big clit, her big puffy fun button ready to send her sky high if I tease it enough
made for air riding while boarding on autopilot
go to Anon Babble
loony tunes furry porn thread
OUR JANNIES WORK SO HARD DON'T THEY? I SAY WE TRIPLE THEIR PAY.
Truth Nuke
Don't fuck with the pigeon mafia.
>loony
Looney.
in my universe it was loonie toons
Seriously I've been posting real birds this whole time trying to at least derail it to an Anon Babble thread, no idea how the jannies haven't noticed anything yet.
this is a shmups thread
I've been posting birds and furry/fetish stuff, I don't care about the jannies I'm just enjoying the thread.
Seems like the average Anon Babble thread to me
you guys should play birdweek on the SNES
schmup where you play as a big booty breegul kazooie shooting eggs, completing the game with higher scores gives you cool art
Million dollar idea, someone get on it pls
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Getting hit by bird shit is technically shmup coded
draw voluptuous, fertile bodies on female characters
they're gay for each other lol
Why are twitter artists like this?
I want both. The entire family really.
At least they don't have 2 foot cocks
Hips and thighs are what's in and Luigi's Mansion references
basically irl space invaders
see eyelashes and eyeliner
get horny
why is it like this?
What the fuck is this? The Ghostbusters for furry zoomers?
That's normal.
Archimedes, no! It's filthy in zhere!
No, doofus. This is a BIRD thread.
lol
Fortressbrain
all anthro
absolute shit taste anon
Imagine...
You wouldn't want to date a ghost wife?
here's the last one from SSSonic2
Nah she looks dumb and stinky
y'know considering the rest of the thread i was expecting something more feitsh-y (not counting vacuum bullshit)
only real ones remember
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fEBrCTe_eU
Ummm... DAE mengele effect?
My lizard is watching me/this thread from her tank behind me, and she sees the birds.
I think I have offended her.
Why are tacos like this?
They're called MexiCans not MexiCan'ts
what do you mean? nothing but family friendly entertainment here
What videogame facilitates this?
We'll have to research this.
I enjoy birds in my video games
Brushie brushie!
Owls are so fucking cool
heh, tits
Owls aren't birds. They're aliens.
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