Your switch 2 will not play vidya until you connect it to Nintendo's servers so Miyamoto can do a penis inspection on you. wtf?
Your switch 2 will not play vidya until you connect it to Nintendo's servers so Miyamoto can do a penis inspection...
That's what you get from bitching about getting games or consoles before release around the internet for attention lmao
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you could say it didn't go as nintended
I don't get how this is an issue
Your switch 2
I won't be having one
Im pissed my oled switch can o ly be used for Hulu.
How do i get netflix or pluto tv on my switch 1?
Fuck you Carlos
This is also PS5 and Xbox. Series X is brick until you do online setup. PS5 doesn't boot up games unless you're latest firmware.
hehe I'm going to spoil everything and steal a switc- NOOO
hehe I'm going to hack my conso- AAAIIEEE
lmao get fucked, this won't be a problem for normal consumers
The console is literally worthless once Nintendo's servers shutdown. Making all the games on it unplayable if they're not ported to another console or ripped to be pirated.
I think this is only an issue with switch 1 games, switch 2 games are theoretically still playable with no update, and future system revisions will presumanly have this update baked into the firmware from the get go, then there's the possibility of switch 2 carts including the firmware update in them, that said, any kind of online DRM is bad
OH NO!
BASIC DRM!
How does it prevent hacking?
Everyone found a way to bypass console protections so far
It doesn't benefit you in any way. Switch 1 can work straight out of the box without internet connection. Why did they change it?
If you somehow buy a day 1 Switch 2 in 30 years and the servers don't work anymore, just hack it or something. I don't really care about the 5 or so people who will want to do it because this won't be an issue to any other people.
Everyone gets it at the same time as everyone else
Nobody has hacked Xbox One or Series X or AM5 CPUs to date. Pluton is unbreakable.
Snoy cope #13649
Look the thing I love about console gaming is that it just works
You plug in the console, insert your game and play
No waiting for installations, no fiddling around with settings, no software troubleshooting, it just works
This is why a $300 Nintendo console will always be more appealing than a $2000 PC
The console is literally worthless once Nintendo's servers shutdown
I'm sorry do you think that you have to always be online to play the Switch 2?
Why would anyone bother trying to hack an Xbox when you can get the full Xbox experience by playing on PC with a controller?
At least hacking a Switch makes sense because you get to play all the exclusives
No one wants to hack an Xbox
First party games just work. Third party games on the other hand have no quality control and crash consoles and corrupt data.
ESLs missing the point and can't read. Nobody has hacked Pluton enabled chips including PC. Good luck pirating a Pluton game on PC once the industry flips the switch like TPM.
Yeah I'm sure Valve will just let Microsoft enforce Windows 11 for all PC games.
Is this the eternal Nintendo is doomed general until the Switch 2 launch?
Nobody has hacked Pluton enabled chips including PC
has anyone tried?
Why are these greedy jews so against people playing offline? There is ZERO reason to connect to the Internet for singleplayer games unless it's to inject ads and microtransaction bullshit. Pirates are nowhere near as rampant as they want you to believe. They only represent a fraction of the total player base of any given game and don't affect sales to any noticeable degree. It's just greed and spite.
First console launch on Anon Babble? This will continue at least a year into the Switch 2 being out
They will just like they allowed Win10 to be artificially enforced when people still clung to 7
What the fuck is Valve gonna do about it?
Tell me, do you just believe anything you read on Anon Babble wholesale without any critical thinking?
Nintendo has never made a kino story, and we all know it...
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soundgasm.net
I've never seen so many FUD threads or anti-hype threads on Anon Babble until the Switch 2, PS5 barely got any and even the original Switch wasn't shitposted about this much.
I dunno man, maybe they'll work on their own Linux based OS and portable device.
PS5 barely got any
Hmm I wonder why that would be the case
You also definitely weren't here for the 3DS launch.
Shitendo went full Microshit lmao!
Im glad that i wont be buying the switch 2.
Linux based OS
so shit only a few hobbiest are interested in? And I'm not talking about gamers, Linux is a hobby of its own
and portable device.
Cool they can compete for the handheld market, completely irrelevant to the discussion at hand
Oh, sorry I gave you the benefit of the doubt that you weren't actually retarded. I see I was mistaken.
Sony already does this with external disc drives requiring online activation to work and this console is all about killing physical games. Why wouldn't I believe this?
Has anyone tried?
Why wouldn't I believe this?
Because you could spend 2 seconds of your time to see that it's just because it needs a day 1 patch to work so people can't leak details early. Any subsequent Switch 2 batches will come pre-patched.
I might be a retard but I'm also right
What does that make you?
What does that make you?
Smarter than you, I think
You're basing this entirely on hopes and dreams when the thing's entire philosophy is online at gunpoint.
No one wants to try. XBox One and XBoX X has no games, so its useless to even waste time on it.
Only OG XBoX and XB360 had games.
You're basing this entirely on hopes and dreams
I'm actually basing it on the facts, unlike you apparently.
when the thing's entire philosophy is online at gunpoint.
Where are you getting that from? Another Anon Babble post you didn't fact check?
All it takes is a couple of bored slavs on some Discord to make a board unusable
I'm actually basing it on the facts
What facts? There are none. You can't substantiate any of this wishy washy cope.
Where are you getting that from?
From the fact it's designed to kill physical games, previous cartoonish hostile anti-consumer trends from this company and that mandatory online activation already exists.
What facts? There are none. You can't substantiate any of this wishy washy cope.
If you just spent 2 fucking seconds reading beyond the Anon Babble post you could literally check this for yourself.
From the fact it's designed to kill physical games
In what way, can you actually explain yourself?
dude you're so right
I bet Nintendo explodes tomorrow, killing everyone in Japan and some of Russia
then we won't be able to bing bing wahoo oh no
I understand, you wouldn't be running defense for this crap if you were informed. Publishers are not only entirely free to release (((game key cards))), they are encouraged and rewarded doing so in cost. There is already a shortage of games you can buy and actually own on launch and it's only gonna get worse.
Do you not have internet? You’re posting here.
No different with the Wii U.
You had to manually punch in your WiFi router's MAC address for a day-1 fimware update unless you just wanted a paperweight.
Publishers are not only entirely free to release (((game key cards))), they are encouraged and rewarded doing so in cost
Okay and this is worse than having a game be digital only because, why?
Are we also acting like Nintendo is the first company to have digital only games or something?
And might I add Nintendo is already guilty of this with the crossgen ports, the carts contain only Switch 1 data with the extra shit being a download.
Because it's fraud. Because it's sold as a physical game when it isn't. They are in fact the first company to start killing physical games on consoles.
The ENTIRE LIBRARY is designed to be digital only. Nintendo is deliberately killing both physical and used games. The second the servers go down or your console dies, it's bye-bye games.
And might I add Nintendo is already guilty of this with the crossgen ports, the carts contain only Switch 1 data with the extra shit being a download.
Factually incorrect.
“Physical versions of Nintendo Switch 2 Edition games will include the original Nintendo Switch game and its upgrade pack all on the same game card.<...>.” said a Nintendo rep.
Because it's sold as a physical game when it isn't.
Physical games don't require online.
Games that aren't in fact physical state download requirements on the box front and center.
Anon Babble doesn't work unless you're online. This site would be so much better without forced online.
Because it's fraud. Because it's sold as a physical game when it isn't. They are in fact the first company to start killing physical games on consoles.
Oh you're a genuine schizo, my apologies for thinking there was any good faith in you.
used games
Unlike your standard digital game, the game key cards are actually resellable.
Poverty hits different
FPBP.
Feels amazing no troon journalists or niggers get to play Switch 2 before I do.
Literally one of the most based things Nintendo has ever done.
I'll post my Mario Kart World review here before IGN do.
I've never seen so many FUD threads or anti-hype threads on Anon Babble until the Switch 2, PS5 barely got any and even the original Switch wasn't shitposted about this much.
Never underestimate Nintendo Hate Derangement. You ain't seen nothing yet.
FPBP
what does this shit even mean
Fat Penis (in) Back Passage.
How is that different than a switch 1? The last time I took my switch on a plane, I couldn't open any games because the thing couldn't phone home to any servers. How would this be any different?
Are you old enough to remember CD keys for PC games?
Game Key Cards are basically that. They're physical CD keys. Personally I won't be buying any Switch 2 games that use them.
consolefags
HAHAHAHAHAHA
youtube.com
watch the first minute. It's literally just niggers from twitter and Anon Babble shizos/children parroting them.
We are twitter garbage bin lmao
Can't wait for the Crowbcat video showing all the day 1 "issues"
aww someone couldn't get a pre-order
cope and seethe more
Nta, but if I was gonna go out and waste $500, I'd rather spend it on drugs or designer clothes than something that will be a paperweight in a few years.
Anon Babble - Video Games
I'd rather spend it on drugs or designer clothes
He a good boy, it's merely socioeconomic reaso....
I'm sorry were the quotes around issues not enough for you to realise my post was sarcasm?
I play videogames, I just think the Switch 2 is a waste of money. I can think of more fun ways to waste money than just giving it to Nintendo
The macaco can't stop lying.
This is a one time thing, and exists purely to fuck over faggots stealing a switch 2 before street date
Can't wait for the Crowbcat video
I won't be buying a Switch 2 so this doesn't affect me at all. Nintendo's increasingly rampant anti-consumer practices have burned that bridge for me.
See
The quality of Anon Babble poster has really degraded
kill yourself soiteen
Good ol incestposting
i didn't see them
Nintendo's increasingly rampant anti-consumer practices
Such as?
are you fucking retarded?
this is just a leaking countermeasure, there's no reason not to assume units made after launch will include this day one patch preinstalled.
Uhhhhhhhhh you have to connect your console to the internet ONCE during setup
based
Dude, it's $500 for something that will be a paperweight one day sooner than you think. It's a bad way to spend your money.
Nintendo anal gaping the faggot ass thieves trying to leak early
Based
What will cause it be a paperweight exactly?
It's a day one patch to prevent thieves and leakers from breaking street dates you hooting baboons. Actually READ shit before you start flinging poop at each other.
Nintendo shutting down their servers when it's time for you to buy something new
YASSSSSSSSSSSS ZADDY NINTENDO! TAKE ME FROM BEHIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My review
I have a leaked copy: Spoilers! IT SUCKS!
Nigger
And how will that stop me playing my games on it?
Actually READ shit before you start flinging poop at each other.
With out writing some soiboi thesis, this is all trickle down of 2016 tourists believing any fucking thing they read without critical thiking. There's basically no going back.
It means First Post Best Post.
A long held belief that the first Post in a thread is usually the best. Turns out to be true more than not.
It does. It plays Switch 2 games out of the box. It just needs an update for Switch BC because those games are still being tested as we speak.
Why continue lying when this was already explained to you in your last thread?
Yeah I don't think I'll be buying something that can become a useless paperweight at any moment some soulless corporation decides I've done a bad stinky no-no, especially not for $500+tax+tip+tariff. The internet was the worst mistake humanity ever made and the insistence that everything needs to be connected to it was the second worst.
Imagine buying a sandwich that is only edible inside a restaurant.
If you don't have internet, how are you shitposting right now
What servers? Wii and DS servers are still up 20 years later. Wii U and 3DS too
bad food analogy
Filters macacos that stole switch 2 consoles and don't have internet
Huh based?
How come its only nintendo fans who get annoyed with you when you point out the big N are actively pushing policies that hurt their consumers the most ?
its like advocating that your wife geting fucked by another guy is a good thing.
It's deliberate well poisoning. There are some people who believe everything they read without thinking but there are just as many people who intentionally act retarded to stir people up because they want to see the engagement.
Cuz it's a cult
I guess you haven't paid any attention to anything gaming related for the past 10 years
are actively pushing policies that hurt their consumers the most
But what ARE these myserious policies? No one ever seems able to say.
Keep posting more of these silly horse pics.
Didn't everyone shit on the Xbone for this?
lurk more.
don't spoonfeed the newfags
Because people only care when Nintendo does it, and Nintendo does it in a more consumer friendly way.
here.
exactly, i dont get how this is any different except microsoft dropped it because of backlash.
Yes. The backlash was so bad so it guaranteed Sony would win every generation from that day on.
Man, Anon Babble would've been fucking PISSED if they found out that I got my original Switch 3 days before launch and was able to play BotW just fine without going online.
in what way is any form of DRM consumer friendly you tool ?
its the exact opposite.
god just kill anyone under the age of 20 in 2025 in minecraft.
A decade ago
screenshot of a Anon Babble thread which is itself a screenshot of youtube slop
KYS
Exactly, i dont get how this is any different
Because it's not an always online connection? It's a day one patch.
Can't wait to effortlessly pirate everything again while actual consumers get fucked in the ass.
I don't live in Pajeetville so I don't care about connecting to the internet once
but why do i need to connect to the internet at all to play a game i bought for a console ?
especially a game that is fully on a physical cart in my possession ?
Yeah they did. This happens a lot with vidya. They do something small that’s bad and slowly do worse and worse shit till everyone’s used to it (see oblivions horse armor dlc or how people were upset with Diablo 3 being always online)
Microsoft just did it too early and brazenly for people to accept. If they had acclimated people to online DRM slower Xbox might still have competed against playstation
Because anything that "heckin owns" the enemies of the state in Nintendofags' eyes is "le based" to them.
but why do i need to connect to the internet at all to play a game i bought for a console ?
You won't need to if you don't buy the console from the first batch. I fail to see how needing to connect to the internet literally once, that thing you're on right now to see my post, is at all an issue or "anti-consumer"
Why do I as a consumer need to plug in my console to the power outlet?
always online DRM is "basic DRM"
DRM on a fucking console
lmao
exactly, i dont get how this is any different
Because Nintendo fans are in a cult. Please post another adorable horse
Since when does the Switch 2 need to always be online?
only buying this if it gets hacked desu.
Dince nintendo decided it wants to make 1000% sure that nobody can see how bad their games are before launch
Where's the always online part of that?
Trying too hard. Go back to twitter dumbfuck zoomer (you)s are not upbotes.
Because it's not the first time that they released a console without features that were later updated? Wiiu literally needed a firmware update to add the fucking eShop. This time is backwards compatibility with switch 1 that isn't already because they are literally updating the compatibility list. You also look retarded while overreacting about having to go online while complaining online... If you didn't have internet then this shithole of a website would be a better place.
because you asked nicely.
because it literally serves no purpose for a consumer and the fact you can't come up with a good reason for why it should exist is a testament to that.
its literally about them having more control over shit you purchased with your money.
Eric fantasies. You wont be able to change his defective lind.
it's the snoys
it's the PC vegans
it's the journos
it's the Indians
Success made you dipshits absolutely paranoid holy shit
because it literally serves no purpose for a consumer
something not being pro-consumer does not make it anti-consumer
No?
*Lies*
Hey, why are you lying?
OMG you are just like my cuckshit fantasy!
Can't make this shit up
even the original Switch wasn't shitposted about this much.
That's just history revision right there
How new are you to think Nintendo wasn't successful before Switch?
Saar my internet in India very very bad. Can't update my stolen switch 2! Please redeem my complain online on xitter to Nintendo and stop bootlicking bad company! Also good morning!
Hey everyone, I'm using my once a year internet privileges from my captor to ask this question. After this I'll be sent back into the mines where I won't have internet access until this time next year. If my captor decides to buy me a Switch 2 how will I play it if I can't connect it to the internet?
Sure as long as it's not from the launch batch, tell your captor to hold off
lmao get fucked piratetards
current year (2025 (twenty twenty five (two thousand and twenty five)))
complaining about having to use the internet
posted on an online forum
t. retarded doomposter
probably a snoy too.
delet this
Most console games need patching and updating
3rd worlders sometimes can't guarantee access to internet so when they steal this they will be fucked.
use case for not connecting it online?
Being a third worlder.
....its......it's ok when Nintendo does it anon
HERRO! YOU PENIS NOT PAY. YOU PAY NOW!!!
10 years ago maybe.
Well this anon might be the only one here that actually doesn't have that much access to the internet.
PS5 was shitposted plenty, as well as Xbox and deck. Even Stadia.
You are a bunch of retarded children. Nobody should be playing games over the age of 20.
Why the bloody fuck does everything need internet connection? Can't I just play some shit offline? Kill yourself nintendo.
There's that cope again.
Many years down the line when the Day 1 patch is no longer being distributed by Nintendo, anyone starting a Switch 2 will be trying to start a brick
but why would anyone want to play a Switch 2 in 2050 when 30 years of new consoles will have replaced it?
Because I WANT TO, fuck you. If you buy a factory-fresh:
NES
GameBoy
SNES
GameBoy Color
N64
GameBoy Advance
GameCube
Nintendo DS
Wii
3DS
WiiU
Switch
In 2025, there's nothing stopping you from playing any game for that system you can get your hands on. If I can play the past 30 years of Nintendo games without internet, why shouldn't I be able to play the next 30 years of Nintendo games without internet?
I don't care, I will just download the update file along with the game for free in a couple months.
lol. Microsoft tried to do this years ago but they were dumb enough to actually reveal this to the public before the console was released and had to backtrack. This has been the endgame all along and no amount of nintranny cope is going to change that.
and when it's not the case, what will you do exactly?
Tendies can't take criticism, that's why they make hugboxes like "Comfy Switch Thread" shit
Many years down the line when the Day 1 patch is no longer being distributed by Nintendo, anyone starting a Switch 2 will be trying to start a brick
Consoles are always shipped with the latest patch available off the factory line, no Switch 2 you buy in a year will be on the base firmware.
Switch 2 hate on Anon Babble is forced
Microsoft tried to force you to always be online for everything. Nintendo doesn't, you only need to check online for subscription services and to download stuff from their servers. Fully physical releases just work(tm).
Average Nintendo executive
The wii u required a day one patch for backwards compatibility
How does he do it Anon Babbleros?
This retard schizo posts near 24/7, every hour. It's honestly impressive, and I hope he gets paid for all his work.
Imagine doing that for free, how depressing and meaningless your life must be.
Nintendo realizing that cringe Youtubers and troons are trying to leak Switch 2 early and bricking their consoles.
Nintendo is the best gaming company ever.
What a shit console kek, Fuck Nintendo
So if I have my story straight, that means that the PS5 disc version 1.0 is the only console this generation that can play games out of the box with no internet connection.
Xbox Series S and PS5 Digital have no disc drives (duh)
Xbox Series X requires a sign-in to an XBL account (meaning internet), just like the Xbox One
Switch 2 requires day 1 patch (streets are saying that this is only for SW1 backwards compatibility, time will tell)
PS5 Pro and Slim Disc Edition require you to activate your disc drive online even though it's BUILT-IN TO THE FUCKING CONSOLE
And even at that, a 2020 model PS5 Disc Edition would still need a firmware update to play PS4 games
eshop
Who the fuck cares? It's not like you can access it without internet, who would want an eshop in a console they wouldn't use online. As for the switch 1 compatibility, I wonder if what will get patched are the games themselves or the emulator built into the console like how unofficial emulators are constantly updated to make it so different releases work properly
What's stopping them from still requiring a first-time online check-in to make sure you're on the LATEST firmware?
Damn that fucking sucks
Even then it's not like that matters much, Sony doesn't sell that version anymore.
What's stopping them from still requiring a first-time online check-in to make sure you're on the LATEST firmware?
There's a video of a guy booting up a new Switch 2 and it doesn't do that.
Why do zoomtards think schizoid people are schizophrenic? at least watch the videos you post you fucking failure of a generation
"And even at that, a 2020 model PS5 Disc Edition would still need a firmware update to play PS4 games"
Really? Fuck me, and I thought I could go straight for a PS5 since I missed out on the PS4
switch 2 shilling on Anon Babble is so forced
It is so funny to see the hackertrannies cry when they can't steal games for free
Sony doesn't sell that version anymore.
Sony hasn't sold the PS3 model with real hardware PS2 backwards compatibility since like 2008 either and yet I still got my hands on one in 2020.
There might be a base PS5 Disc Edition from like 2021 or 2022 that came with a PS4 BC firmware version installed from the get-go, I remember around that time they made the console like .5 lbs lighter or something.
99% of the models you're gonna find probably already have FW from 2022 or 2023 installed anyway by the original owner, but if you're looking for a fresh-out-the-box console, that's one to hunt down
Once I update my Switch 2 it's no longer a problem. Don't know why people are losing their minds over this.
Playstation does it, Xbox does it.
Tries to go online on a device that hasn't officially been released
Meaning the online store and online services aren't online yet
WTF MONEY STOLEN
DSP's retardation spread across all YouTube niggers.
You laughed at the other consoles for years for having something of the sort tho
sony hasn't sold the ps3 model with real hardware ps2 backwards compatibility since like 2008 either and yet i still got my hands on one in 2020
Cool. The average person is not going to put in the effort to hunt down an original ps5 disc version if they want a ps5, they're going to buy a version Sony is selling.
Nobody laughed schizo. Most of us were too busy playing games to give a fuck
Also you need an internet connection to access and buy stuff from Steam.
upbotes
Go back to school, ESL tendie retard.
Jump off a cliff in minecraft
Xbox has done this shit since 2013 but a launch day PS5 could play PS5 games (lol) without any internet connection ever. Later releases of the PS5 fat could also do with and the updated firmware it ships with would also include backwards compatibility with PS4 games.
Hoping the Switch 2 goes the same route and the consoles in the wild right now are basically guinea pig models for the ones they'll manufacture in time for Christmas, but that's then, this is now.
Ah, I get it. You weren't even here 10 years ago when everyone made fun of Microsoft for doing the same thing with the Xbone.
Only like 1 guy actually hates it.
why do you care so much, i hope they never add just to not bend the knee to fucking weirdos like you
It's quite literally OK when Nintendo (my friend) does it, baby.
Nintendo is my best friend for life
The Wii U launched with its system software at either version 1.0.1 or 1.0.2.[1] An update released on the same day added a web browser, Miiverse, a method of transferring data from a Wii, and a sandboxed way for owners to play Wii games, but not GameCube games
I do wonder if the retards here saying they played the wiiu actually had one.
troon projecting
Don't make me point to the movie peach defenders and gamefreak fanboys.
I thought most PS5 games were just license keys and you still needed to download the game from the servers.
PS5 does boot up without updates, the launch model even lets you play disc-based games without ever connecting online. PS5 Slim needs a one-time check to marry the disc drive to the console.
Xbox however does require online to even start the console for the first time, ever since the Xbox One launch.
A lot's changed in 10 years. Most everyone has internet access now, it's not nearly as much of a problem as it used to be. Everyone's used to their smart phones having access to their entire lives. Most people who play Switch are going to want their console online to begin with. As a security measure it's not unreasonable to do with how hackers busted open the old day one switches. If hackertrannies didn't overplay their hand then I doubt Nintendo would have gone this far.
consoltards think this is acceptable
why do you care so much about what you spend your money on? I hope [CORPORATION] makes things even more anti-consumer!
You're legitimately an insane person
I do wonder if the retards here saying they played the wiiu actually had one.
You know the answer, btw they are the same faggots that complained how much of the switch's initial library was "just Wii U ports", despite them being essentially new games for them.
totally sister
Literally every "homebrew" hacker, cracker, and emulator developer is a fucking tranny. Don't fucking play dumb. fitgirl, empress, all the switch emu trannies. They're trannies, you have to be a tranny to do that monotonous work because it's designed for mentally ill freaks on the spectrum
Nope
Always online console is the same thing as firmware update because it is!
Retard!
Really it's because Nintendo is still trying to get as many Switch 1 games compatible as possible. They have a team of engineers testing and playing every single Switch 1 game on the new system.
Then maybe these niggas should not have launched in JUNE
Damn PS5 just keeps winning
The mental gymnastics to defend Nintendo no matter what will always amuse me.
69% of 0 is still 0 so I don't know why that statistic matters
crazy how sony killed a handheld with antipiracy bs and now nintendo is going to do the same thing
The mental gymnastics to attack Nintendo no matter what will always amuse me.
Holy shit. Nin really pushing the boundaries here
You are 12
Switch 1 is losing momentum, 8 years was a good life cycle but the market was ready to move on.
You are mentally Ill
It's gonna be really funny that Nintendo is doing all this shit to stop piracy but watch as all their games will still be playable on PC.
I know.
doesn't deny it
I'll*
cultists will defend anything
Wow! Guess people really love Nintendo games, even PCbros?
but watch as all their games will still be playable on PC.
With what emulators?
Have you been following what's happened to hacker trannies lately?
Yuzu and Ryujinx teams got a cease and desist and nintendo sent their goons out to brazil to threaten the lead dev. Everyone is running old versions of the emulators.
Switch 1's chip was hacked before the Switch even was a thing. It was a leftover from the Nvidia Shield, which had a known exploit.
Switch 2's chip was custom made, never used in any device before, and created with security at the forefront exactly because Nintendo doesn't want to be hacked again.
The combination of these two things alongside the "forced" update to use the console is going to make it take even longer for any kind of homebrew scene to form, and if it does Nintendo is going to hit them with legal action immediately. It's not 2017 anymore, hackertrannies overplayed their hand. It's genuinely over
it's actually all he has in his life
why are anti nintendo fags spreading such ridiculous lies? the only way that could be true would be if you somehow found a LAUNCH firmware switch 100 years from now. every single switch 2 produced after the release of the console will already be unlocked, just like how games ship with the latest update when they're manufactured. or are you retards willfully misreading this as "YOU ALWAYS NEED TO BE ONLINE 24/7 TO PLAY YOIR SWITCH 2!!!"
gamers are such retarded cattle man.
you people are just as retarded and gullible as boomers who have been told that cooking garlic under open air clears "chem trails"
Yeah they are fun when they run at more then 15 FPS. Not worth buying Nintendo's underpowered garbage to play them tho.
It's always been this way grampa, you've always needed an internet connection for single player games and 100GB day one updates to make the game functional. That's just how it works. Why aren't you wearing your mask, have you had your booster shot yet?
My best friend Nintendo saving gaming once again. Kneel to the KING.
oh? but what about muh preservation then? surely it wouldn't be some false pretense, right?
So we are in agreement that Nintendo makes some of the best games in world that people will jump through insane hoops just to play them on PC?
Preserve what exactly?
muh preservation
No cares about that, it's all about getting free shit.
content creator just can't not try to connect to nin servers
console is flagged and bricked
Nin W
How the fuck did "The system won't work before launch date because it requires a one-time day one update" become "NINTENDO IS REQUIRING 24/7 INTERNET ACCESS AND WILL BRICK ALL SYSTEMS IN 20 YEARS!"? How alarmist are you retards?
What do i give a shit for ?
Ill just get a copy of whatever i like on my PC and emulate while you niggas pay 80 bucks for some refreshed slop from 10 years ago lmao.
Nintendo shuts-down servers
unsold stock will never work
*slurp slurp slurp*
Absolute retard
Why would that be the case?
anything to control the narrative
Welcome to modern internet discourse.
Spreading lies works well for farming engagement too.
why is it mobile if it needs a constant internet connection?
there’s nothing monotonous about reverse engineering or programming inherently unless you’re an actual simpleton who doesn’t understand technology
retard
Worse thing is wiiu also needed a day one update patch to add just EVERYTHING the system needed plus backwards compatibility with the wii but nobody wants to remember that because it's bad for their schizo narrative.
a day one firmware update is the same thing as requiring a 24/7 internet connection
why are you retarded f you have a brain
Good, trannies are saving pajeets and Bogdans like me. I ain't paying those prices. Imagine paying full price for a 10 year old something game or 80 to 90 on a fucking game lmao.
Good fucking point, lmfao
Making shit up is all they got
The Wii U could play games offline. The Switch 2 cannot play games offline.
this can be a real concern once Nintendo actually shuts down an update server
Well how else am I supposed to get sweet sweet engagement if I don't lie and try to get everyone mad every 5 minutes?
I hate nintendo but I love the NES and Super Nes era. The N64 and Gamecube were bad and inferior to PSX and PS2.
I want to see hate art apropiate to this thred
absolute retard.
Bro stroked out at the end, shitposted too hard.
The Wii U could play games offline. The Switch 2 cannot play games offline.
It's literally just for the backwards compatibility with switch 1. Everything else is in your schizo mind. Take your meds.
damage controlling the thread
how much are you paid for this?
see
Watch the unboxing you dumb nigger
retard
Some PS5 games (in my case it was Tekken 8) come with a firmware update on the disc, you're fine.
retardo
Good morning saar, PS2 my favorite console in India also!
Okay, link it
retard
is there an unboxing other than the one that was like an 8 second clip of someone literally just opening the box?
snoys don't want to deal with another eight years of humiliation.
My phone is really bad but you get the idea right?
Anon are you okay?
Holy fuck I sold my switches ages ago and remember bitching at the time it couldn’t stream movies. You’re telling me they don’t still allow streaming of the most popular platform STILL!? lol fucking Nintendo they hate their consumers so much
PS2 Fat is a wonder machine for piracy. The best investment that I made.
Ok if I watch this unboxing what I will see? A message saying "this console needs internet to always work online"? No, retard.
Funny, they are scared of "piracy". Videogames are cheap ($ 60), if you compare with the average Joe's saving up $2k+ just for concert tickets of Taylor Swift or another garbage singer?
it's up to Netflix/Pluto TV to release a Switch (2) app, not Nintendo
her neck is too thick
those 3rd worlders without internet access wouldn't even care about a vidya since they're struggling to find food.
Ok but that's done automatically. You just need to wait a couple minutes at most for the little bar to fill up.
retard
Bitch nigga, it's a device for playing VIDEOGAMES. You can can get netflix on your shitty $50 android phone if you need it that much.
Probably so that people like me can't buy one and stick it in a closet until it gets hacked.
Pussy can't handle a true giga Stacy.
That rocks, know of any other games that do that? I tried a quick search but couldn't come up with anything aside from GoW Ragnarok definitely not having it
Yeah, that's what I don't get about 1st worlders complaining about game prices, they make like 15 dollars an hour, that's 4 hours of work for one game, that usually lasts far more than 4 hours and that you can usually own forever and revisit whenever you feel like it, unlike the ammount of money they spend on food they're gonna shit out the next day anyway.
It also takes the willing participation of retards on Anon Babble to slurp up the bait like greedy pigs.
Burguers think that latam is a desert or a country like those from Africa with the poor blacks with flys
Most people in my country can't understand that inflation kills the value of the dollar.
Try to enter a store hours before they open.
Pay some random guy $500 dollars to sneak in early.
Everything in the store is under lockdown to prevent anything from getting out before the store officially opens.
"WHAT THE FUCK, THE STORE STOLE MY MONEY. THIS IS A LITTERAL DYSTOPIAN SCENARIO!"
Imagine playing the victim in this situation.
If you play your portable console somewhere without internet you're fucked
The wii still has its update servers up for the record, including re-downloading wii ware and VC games.
retard
if you play our portable console somewhere without internet you're fucked
*if you try to play a switch 1 game
*and if you somehow bought it somewhere with no internet access and tried to play it immediately instead of taking it back to your house to update
*and only if it's a launch model since later versions will be updated by default
Holy zoom zoom
How many launch switch 2's are going to be around 10 years from now that haven't had a firmware update? Outside of the console hacking scene I don't expect many.
retard
Exposes grifters who are desperate for youtube views
Wrong. Nintendo is gate keeping Netflix. Google it. I don’t care. They don’t want it to be a streaming device, at least when I looked into it ages ago.
Manchild
bro just use a separate device with a tiny screen to watch a service Nintendo could easily implement in an hr
See. This is why Nintendo faggots will never understand why people own PCs. It blows their mind to imagine a single device that can do most anything and play games above 30 fps.
This is why Nintendo faggots will never understand why people own PC
devices that NEED an internet connection and constant driver updates to work?
seething this hard over the lack of streaming apps
Peak autism
They don’t want it to be a streaming device, at least when I looked into it ages ago.
that was an old policy that obviously isn't the case anymore as proven by the other streaming apps that are available now
confirmed
do your parents know you're on Anon Babble
retard cultist
So instead they are getting a early jump on making fools of themselves before Switch 2 comes out.
isn't that because her head is turned at an angle?
you need internet connection for a fucking handheld are they fucking insane this is just the Xbox one all over again but actually fucking happening
retard
nintendo tards
I'm glad no games are coming out at launch I'll probably sit on the factory firmware in case thats the one you need to jailbreak it
Literally who cares?? All of Nintendo's games will be ported to Steam before 2030
Remember when you could just put a game in and play it? This new shit is lame.
Fip Py Bip Py
Notice how the person playing Rune Factory on the Switch 2 without an update gets no coverage from journos.
Holy based
Okay tranny
anon finds out real humans have non-anime proportions
they would be surprised to find out that brazilian favelas have criminals distributing internet for the entire favela now and some work even better than the official ones lmao
random cap from 10+ years ago btw.
imagine crying over Switch 2 not having Netflix when literally every phone, tv and pc can play it.
kek
The downside is that you are paying $450 for low end hardware from 2018 and will be stuck with 360p and 30 fps for the next 8 years
retard cultist
I'm okay with big corpos forcing me to phone home before I can use the hardware I purchased
Modern people truly revel in their own enslavement.
just confess that you're just seething because Nintendo don't let you access porn hub without being discovered by your aunt.
I'm more interested in the full hardware teardown more than anything else really.
PC fatties are brain dead, lying, mentally ill subhumans. Kill yourself
-70%
goddamn all the xbox fags dropped the console like a rock as soon as the 3rd party pivot got announced
The fact you're even okay with them pulling this is troubling as they're not going to stop here. You're the kind of moronic sheep who will be shouting "It's only a biometric scan" come Switch 3.
I really hope it gets cracked. Honeslty considering getting one purely to wait for a hack
the only people who are seething about the switch 2 are PC fatties
You should be ashamed for being this retarded. Just kill yourself
It's okay when Nintendo does it.
nostalgia is a hell of a drug anon.
What is this bullshit switch 1 update they're doing today? I don't wanna download it, I was thinking about taking my switches offline in case Nintendo tried to throw more DRM faggotry on my Switch 1s
Changed the theme names from white and black to light and dark
Updated the NSO app to give it a fresh look
Isn't only 26% of switch 1 games compatible with the switch 2
If you don’t update it they will brick your system now
Yeah, fuck you, I'm not buying that
I'm also not putting any kernel level access whothefuckknowsware on my computer to play shitty nu vidya
The switch 2 uses sd express which is a known security risk. Sorry kiddo. Games & emulator within a year top & since they're using another Nvidia chip you won't need a super computer again.
I hope someone throws a brick at you, bitch
Wow, you chuds sure fucked up this time. This is gonna sell so damn well and Nintendo doesn’t even have to sell games for it, just free data you pay internet to have already. Incredible! I can’t wait to play Mario!
It's the opposite you tard. MOST are compatible with Switch 2, with a tiny few indie slop that are incompatible for the time being.
xbone was just 10 years too early.
No. You idiot.
yes. and not even that. some of them will have glitches and artifacts
lying shill.
it's like 99%, the only game that is not compatiable at all is the VR Labo
Meds
Cyberpunk, a 5 year old port, is running 30 gps 360p internally. Thats a LAUNCH title, a port of a 5 year old game. Its only gonna get worse over time
Sure I guess it does all work if your only test is does the game boot up retard
Nintendo fucks up the servers on launch
Millions of people are unable to play what they purchased, because Nintendo thought it was a good idea to be able to remotely send a console activation codes
or
Nintendo fucks up activation codes
Your console has a duplicate code as another one
Nintendo refuses to give you another code
There are thousands of ways this can go sideways. It also shows that Nintendo is serious about denying full access to the console if they feel like it and there are always false positives, not to mention the issues involved with multiple users of a system. Never go full fucking retard.
Cyberpunk, a 5 year old port, is running 30 gps 360p internally
Source?
honestly, as a lifelong Nintendo fan, Miyamoto's penis inspections have been getting a little incessant lately. I always check the box that says he can take a picture but he just smirks at me? whatever, can't wait to be the cow in mario kart!
Meds
The gpu has been known since 2022 and nintendo released the rest of the specs earlier this month
All those made up situations
12 years after the 3ds and wii u came out they shut down online services. Despite not having online play or being able to access the eshop, people can and still do buy systems to play games on. 12 years after the switch 2 comes out you better hope you still have your launch model because you won't be able to get another one that isn't a paper weight.
it was Digital Faggotry that said it at first after he used some program/ai to count the pixels of some youtube videos since he doesn't own a Switch 2 for a real test and his cult + sonys + haters just followed his retardness.
retard cultist.
activation codes
What the fuck are you talking about? It's just a system update
more like Yuzu 2.0 lol
Nintensrael doesn't deserve a cent for all the low effort slop they're releasing, censored even.
Ih no the device I purchased online and intend to connect to the internet as soon as I power it on is REQUIRING me to be online for a moment????
FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUU!!!!!
This is probably why they implemented forced online check for switch 2. You buy it, youre forced to login before you can use it, and it instantly force auto-updates to the latest version before it lets you use it. So they can stop people from buying old switch 2's to hack it. Essentially there will be no "old switch 2" cause they will force update to the latest version on first boot
how do people bitch about requiring internet...while on the internet?
hope you still have your launch model because you won't be able to get another one that isn't a paper weight.
yes, Switch OLED, lite and other models actually launch with update version 1.0 on them too.
retard
Nintendo fucks up the servers on launch
Why do tech illiterate retards keep repeating this?
When it comes to sheer download volume, this won't even be close to nintendo's biggest launch.
the post that buckbroke cultists
that won't mean shit if the exploit is physical again
Check this Yamamoto
*unzips dick*
That's a good imitation of an EA suit circa 2013
The exploit won't be physical again. RCM was a very niche exploit, and unique in the fact that it was unpatchable due to it being a bootloader error. While it's possible the Switch 2 will have a physical exploit, it'll be like every other one, something Nintendo can and will patch instantly.
You can literally download and install any wii eshop game you bought 19 years ago anon.
Do you think you will be using your switch 2 20 years from now?
It's almost like the entire switch 2 outrage is forced as shit
12 years after the 3ds and wii u came out they shut down online services
They shut down the ability to purchase games from the eshop and online capabilities for games. You can still redownload stuff you already bought before the closure and the system can still receive updates, though more recent models would have been updated past 1.0 to whatever the most recent version was when they were produced. The wii's servers are still up for redownloading games and updates and that's almost 20 years old.
26%
Not sure where you got that number from. There's currently like 20 games out of 15,000 games with problems
Hack every nintendo console
Emulate every nintendo game
Nintendo doesn't ship their sold out, queued up console with a functional OS so people don't leak shit ahead of time
NOOO NINTENDO YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO MEE
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH
The wii's servers are still up for redownloading games and updates and that's almost 20 years old.
delet this, anon. nintendo killed any every server and no one can download anything for it anymore!! it has to be a lie!!!
fat pussy big penis
heh stupid PCvegans worshipping Gayben's totally evil DRM
UOOHHH MY GOD NINTENDO DRM?! WHAT MIRACLE OF THE UNIVERSE, SO BEAUTIFUL AND KIND, THANK YOU NINTENDO OINK OINK
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUU
lol stupid nigger
slavs are the only ones actually talking about games
every single day i am in awe how much can tendies lie and rewrite history
please, stop noticing things.
The console is not out yet
Why would it have a working OS before release?
most ''Nintendo'' posters here are known indian shills and discord raiders who still seethe about ER, also cult as already mentioned.
when you point out the big N are actively pushing policies that hurt their consumers the most
How does downloading a system update hurt the consumer exactly?
Why are Nintendo cultists the only ones who bash Digital Foundry?
its ok when japanese jews do it
yeah he should be inspecting dog penises instead
That's OP, silly.
see
I sure fucking hope that much is finished when it launches in a week
The company that had Tears of the Kingdom leaked 2 weeks earlier is justified in not shipping functional software on their unreleased hardware.
forgive us mr.randeesh kumar
EVERYONE HATING ON SHITTY SPEC TABLET IS ACTUALLY LE ONE GUY
kill yourself pajeet zoomoid
see you in 2026 pissing and shitting yourself ( again ) when we're going to emulate your slop for free.
Games breaking street date is decades old, queers of the kingdom isn't special
it's funny tendies have to deal with walled up software and hardware now all because of pirates lol
1 week or so left
snoys go on full overdrive
This place will be very quiet next week once they all kill themselves.
nah old PC flash games are more unique and innovative than anything Nintendo has shat out since 2016, they're just okay slop to kill time with
it literally broke tendie's brains when it happened
samefag retard
samefag cultist
You forgot these
It's a very easy pattern to recognize.
cultists will defend anything
if Nintendon't came and asked if they can take their family members as slaves to their slave labour camps, tendies would even pay them and thank them afterwards.
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cultist
retards
nintendo wins always best company world, best games best stocks best luigi salads
is that what happened with your dad, is that why you're so mad at them?
You'll need an internet connection once to upgrade the firmware like every other console ever, retard.
?
I almost never bother connecting mine and can play games off cart fine, the only issue is for NSO features that sometimes need to verify or stuff that requires a Ninty account.
you really nailed it lil bro
cultists will defend anything
if a Sony pedo VP came and asked if they can take their underage family members as slaves to their sex dungeons, snoys would even pay them and thank them afterwards.
Their spirits are far too angry to rest, they'll be shitposting from Hell.
It took them 20 years but Nintendo finally got smart with online.
Don't bother anon. It's the same retard making these same posts
the irony of calling someone else a samefag then immediately proceed to do the deed yourself
Nintendfags really are the most pathetic gaming fanbase to ever exist.
People who do not bow down to corporations still exist, shocking i know.
i wish zelda was a femboy princess
Sorry you can't afford a Switch SAR
continue to seethe in every Nintendo thread on your toaster PC tho
cultist
Nintendo first party games come with firmware updates on the cartridge. Even without an internet connection, just playing Mario Kart would install the required firmware. This is just a security measure to prevent leakers.
I bet you people were testing Switch 1 games on this thing without the day 1 enhanced update that emulates it
What are the chances of a hack this time around?
YAS YAS
ARE YOU POOR????
JUST CONNECT YOUR SWITCHBOX
YOU WON'T OWN ANYTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY PLAING THE NEXT BOING BOING WAHOO
see
Best case scenario it's a Wii/Dolphin situation and the emulators can just play Switch 2 games in a couple of days.
I BOW TO TENDO
YAS, I WILL CONNECT TO YOUR SERVERS
I WILL BOW
AND YOU WILL STICK YOUR LITTLE JAPANESE STICK INTO ME
ahhhhh
FEELS SO GOOD
STEAM IS JUST LIKE THIS, SO IT'S FINE
I'm scared to update my switch 1s,
can you disable updates in the settings? My switch doesn't need more stability
It's an unreleased console, Anon.
I don't understand what you don't understand.
switch
stability
stabilize my fucking joycons
IT'S FINE
YOU SEE THEY WILL PATCH THAT INTERNET CHECK OUT, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO CONNECT IT TO THE INTERNET
JUST DOWNLOAD THE PATCH
screenshots of threads are now threadstarters
this isnt the first time i've seen this. whats happening? chatbots taking over discourse? i swear to god and hell and back, nuke india right now. i beckon all the gods, make it happen.
I think the tranny finally lost xir meds
that'll be $80 + tip
Nintendo must push out another stabilizing patch to brick my CFW 3ds to truly make it the most stable portable ever made
It's an unreleased console, Anon.
I don't understand what you don't understand.
And make Sony go bankrupt?
lived long enough to see tendies defend the same shit they were laughing at when Snoy and Xbone did it
kek i am glad i am not engaging in tribalistic wars in 2025
Ooooooooooooohhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
n-no chuddha don't do it!
Nintendo is so redpilled and based we swear
come and buy our locked down playbox
THEY WILL PATCH IT IN THE WAREHOUSES
snoy pretends that he's not a snoy by avatarfagging
Catch up with industry standard after years of being the laughing stock
AIIIIEEEEEE PLEASE NINTENDO NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
You will own nothing
low, there hasn't been any new software exploits for the switch since the rcm exploit not from any lack of effort but just because it's completely locked down, and current hardware exploits/modchips are just reintroducing the rcm exploit which probably won't work with the different hardware
problem with that is how are people gonna dump the switch 2 only carts if switch 2s can't be hacked (and assuming they can't somehow be dumped from the original switch)
Fuck Nintendo
...and I WILL be happy.
OOooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
It's an unreleased console, Anon.
I don't understand what you don't understand.
no, no, this is fine, it's juse a day 1 patch and more patchies
a few years later
WOW, NINTENDO DOES THIS? THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!
IT WILL GET CHANGED ON RELEASE DAY
I REPEAT
THE CURRENT CONSOLES THAT ARE SUPPOSED IN A WEEK WILL GET FIXED THROUGH MAGIC
A GAMESLOP JANNY WILL OPEN ALL THE BOXES AND PATCH THEM FOR YOU
It's an unreleased console, Anon.
I don't understand what you don't understand.
God I hate Nintendo. Remember the days of Luma3DS? Those were the good ol' days.
how are people gonna dump the switch 2 only carts if switch 2s can't be hacked
Easy, just see what changes between the switch1 and 2 carts.
Dumping Switch Game / Dumping Switch 2 Game
Cancel each other
̶D̶u̶m̶p̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶S̶w̶i̶t̶c̶h̶ ̶G̶a̶m̶e̶ / ̶D̶u̶m̶p̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶S̶w̶i̶t̶c̶h̶ 2 G̶a̶m̶e̶
End up with
2
And voila.
I SAID GAMESLOP JANNY
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Please understand. Sony fanboys haven't seen a real console in decades.
It's an unreleased console, Anon.
I don't understand what you don't understand.
That's it then, the PS5 non-slim is the last console which works offline.
Snoyfaggots mad that the console that's not even out yet has more exclusives than their PS5
You love to see it.
samefag cultist
Meltdown status?
so mindbroken xhe has to repeat the same line over and over again to defend a corporation
rumao
total samefag meltdown
Close, but no cigar
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No meltdown.
Only peace.
tendiebots are repeating the same thing over and over again
i think it broke them for good
mentally ill
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brain
cancer
see
It's an unreleased console, Anon.
I don't understand what you don't understand.
are you okay trannycultist?
They will throw away all of these consoles and replace them with patched ones
cultist
Stay away from Nia you absolute fucking retard.
absolute troon retard. you know very damn well what they are. i can name 3 without even trying. 80 dollar games. game carts are juet glorified download codes. forced arbitration. you fucking faggots are killing casual gaming, it is literally your fault. god i fucking hate you niggers.
retard
shut the fuck up shitskin
exclusive first switch 2 game dump in image
Needs a Twitter screencap
blame modern software development practices and people participating in Nintendo's bug bounty program
this entire thread
bump
?
its always like this
they CANNOT handle any form of negative facts toward their overlord.
He's talking about you.
!
cultist
see
cultist
snoy has to go to Google images to pretend he's not a snoy by avatarfagging and pretend xir's too cool for this thread but still has a meltdown
Nintendo won Nintendo won Nintendo won Nintendo won
Why is this one faggot here if he hates Nintendo so much?
you cannot be fan of Nintendo IP because you dared to go against their policies otherwise i will have a total meltdown and spam ''cultist'' 1 000 000 times
grim
rangeban thirdies
true
Thread now reached bump limit hehe. Now it's time to die!
You sound upset your hugbox got disturbed ;)
You're a grown man.
Is this Patel Thundersmell seething on his Toaster PC because they didn't make Switch for thirdies?
sorry bro you will never be white
but i genuinely hope Nintendo will send you at least cheap ass voucher for one game
Now it's time to die!
finally
see
You will not install custom firmware in any way shape or form. 'Doctor' Miyamoto has this down to a science now. You will pay $90 plus tax plus tip for Jewtendo rehashes that look little better than ps3 games.
the fuck are you talking about? Switch was made for thirdies
see
Snoys melting down
Is this fearmongering over day one filmware updates or something?
switch 2 servers shut down like they did the wii u and 3ds
it becomes a paperweight
You dont own your switch 2, you are merely renting it, except you also pay the full price of buying it
nuh uh, I'm just gonna play my 20 really good switch 1 games on my switch 1
say thank you mr. Nintendo-sama!
samefag cultroon
its okay if Nintendo does it anon
Yeah, fucking Indians can afford a 300 USD Switch when they make like 2k USD a year kek
So it's literally like Steam?
The thing this thread highlights is that the PS5 is so fucking garbage that those who own it prefer to shitpost on Anon Babble for over 5 years instead of opening the YouTube app and pretend they're playing a game by opening a Longplay channel.
total tendie schizoid meltdown
love to see it
You sound upset ;)
its over
shitch lost mariobros... thomas won
You lost and got analcollapsed :)
So this is what a thread made by a snoy whose body is full of dog sperm looks like?
What an awful, awful thread.
these tendie samefags are really sad
Steam is a piece of software, and has remained online for 23 years and counting, very few electronics last that long.
In 10 years, your shitch 2 will be a brick, my 2003 copy of half life 2 on my steam library will still be playable
Not as sad as the PS5's whole existence!
The fact that no one replies defending Xbox like they Nintendo is so funny.
If i were a kid in the future who grew up to enjoy playing games from before his generation, buy a Nintendo Switch 2 in say 20 years, if the person factory reset it and it can't connect to Nintendo servers to unlock itself on startup, that's a problem. I bought an NES a few years ago which is probably 40 years old, and it still works, the Switch 2, a far superior piece of hardware, should be able to do the same.
If your retarded futuristic ass can't setup a 2Yu2zu in their retarded futuristic PC then you can get fucked.
Like how the PS5 is a brick right after it launched?
remained
nope, everyone who rented games back then WAS FORCED to buy new hardware.
in 10 years
you will have bought at least 2 new PCs, forced and demanded by (((Valve)))
and at least some of the rental games won't work anymore
factory resets dont rollback filmware updates anon
just steal
no
Steam online checks == unacceptable
Of course emulators are superior, I still use emulators even after I bought my own NES.
But foreseeable obsolescence problems still aren't a good thing.
Factory reset is not going to downgrade the firmware, dumbass
get sealed Shitch 2 box from release day
it doesn't werk
Funny that you can buy sealed NES, SNES, Gamecube, N64 Wii, and Wii U and Switch boxes and they will work just fine.
Shhh the retards are talking
It's their first online service, please understand
I discovered by some random anon in one of these seething Nintendo threads that Sony is lobbying to cut the internet of pirates but no say says a damn thing
i have seen so many literal lies now about the switch 2 that i find it hard to take this seriously
I'd say it's not the first time but I remember snoys only use the PS5 for Youtube.