Look how they massacred my boy

Because it was just "make doom but good grafix" and that's what they fucking DID
every game after had "ideas guys" and "creative directors" who just said "what if it looked like THIS instead" and told the actual designers to keep changing it

Circumcision was not commonly practiced in the middle ages.

Meh some of the enemy’s designs in eternal are really good

looks like doom 3 design if he was in it

Because nuDoom is not doom at all
It is Quake
id has no idea how to continue/expand/grow the doom formula since Doom 2
They had no idea on how to write a doom game once game's story were kinda mandatory and shat out a worse Half Life with Doom 3, then they spun their wheels for decades trying to make a new doom till 2016. when they made Doom into Quake 2
Doom Eternal is Quake 3, but with a story and now TDA is Quake 1
Maybe if Microsoft doesn't kill the IP after TDA flopped we might get the next Doom be Quake 4, so I guess it will be more like 2016 but with a squad gimmick it will drop after the first four levels

Vaginamonster?

Ain't no way TDA is Q1. I never even got a hint of Q1s Lovecraft feel

Doom Eternal is Quake 3

you are a dumbass

Thanks Hugo!

worse in every other aspect

No way. The Eternal enemy designs are way better than 2016s as well.

its an interesting and weird design but doesn't seem to be a doom creature

everything evolves into a crab

yeah dude, i envision demons to look more like dinosaurs. You ever seen that scene in Jurassic park where the raptors are hatching? you cannot tell me that Jesus came to extinct the Demonsaurs for a reason.

Yeah this doom game was a quake scrapped asset flip

TDA is just an asset flip of rejected Eternal levels and enemies with some added weapons. It was supposed to be another Eternal DLC, not a full fledged game, which is why the campaign is so short and there's zero multiplayer.

shit looks retarded, like straight out of serious sam

And it still beats out DOOM 2016's cyberdemon.

serious sam 3 baron shits on nu doom designs.

turned his head into a vagina

sick bastards

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I always thought weird that the D16 was not used in Eternal given it fits perfectly while D16 could use the grim dark design.

Dark Ages

Reminds me of Doom 3 designs.

I found something curious.

While Hugo Martin is a huge dork who likes to put in too many fucking movie references, nonetheless, read the credits for Dark Ages and there is a name that sticks out: Avacyn Shurmon.
The linked In bio seems pretty troonish and the name is already cartoonish enough and this picture was associated to the profile.

Who knows if this person worked previously on ID and Trooned out recently but it would explain why the story is so fucking garbage, this person does not appear credited on Doom 2016 or Eternal.

TDA is Quake 1

Pfft, not even remotely.
Look I am a big fan of Doom 2016 and Eternal but Dark Ages is where I draw the line.
That level design is dogshit.

Also it appears a troon wrote the story so whatever it was meant to be it was always shit.

interesting how graphics have not improved or progressed at all since 2016.
Games just run worse and suck up more resources now.
in fact forward rendering from 2016 looks better than deferred rendering from 2025.

All of these look like dogshit. What’s with the gay World of Warcraft artstyle and character proportions?

Almost every Doom 2016 design is better than eternal, the only ones that are slightly better in eternal are the imps and cyberdemons. The hellknights are okay in eternal but they fucked up giving them eyes imo and don't even bring up that God awful revenant downgrade. Everything in tda is shit

I wish they had made it so you were rewarded gold for skillful play (comboing an encounter or something), so you could either chase those lame ass "secrets" like a scrub, or get good. Those upgrade altars should sell your arsenal at restrictive cost.

TDA isn't even Doom at this point. It's parryslop with a Doom overlay.

'cept for the baron as pictured in OP

Some hit, some amiss

parryslop

Look who got his opinion from youtube.

I don't know why these designs upset you guys so much
I think they look cool

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A SQUID MORTYYYY

how are queens medieval?

you stumbled into the answer and didnt realize it

DOOM becoming some 40k clone with big overblown "epic" lore and jerking off Doomguy is probably the worst thing to happen this decade.

Red Baron looks cooler but Eternal Baron being lava on the inside is also amazing

i miss when he was just a guy and not whatever the hell he is now.

Him posing with some shitty sword and Captain America shield on the front page of Steam is probably the hardest I've cringed. I'm sure the zoomies love it though.

magma baron

red baron

baronussy

these monster designs are for lack of a better word more "badass" than horrifying. It would be cool if they actually tried designing scary monsters. the centaurs from fallout comes to mind when you first encounter them. body horror is always great