IT'S TIME
PROVE YOUR WORTH
IT'S TIME
*upgrades stats*
get fucked EOP faggots
nu-Anon Babble could never
How many years has it been since the OG version went down?
I vividly remember a thread about it being up when I had the rona. So it it can't be more than 5 years.
You didn't beat the game.
you niggers are like fromshit fags that didn't know you could summon and then proceeded to cope with "i-it was on purpose! I'm not stupid, it's to make the game more challenging!"
I know my limits as a mere mortal and im not going through the agony this causes
(You) didn't beat the game
You know, it's not only that the game on it's own is unreasonably hard, it's the fucking pressure of having to nail so many shots AND the way too long time between strikes. It's unreal how mentally draining this shit is.
Reminder.
5 years
still got it
lands on the right side of the river
still counted as an out
owl is the first filter. this image means nothing
Where's your screenshot then?
GET FUCKED
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any excuse to repost this
man this shit is like fucking 15 years old
kill me
Based. I'm slowly getting there too
The japanese version was the hardest, right? Was it due to anything added to it or because you couldn't upgrade?
nope
just admit you're all fucking retards
I once got to Man of Reason Tier and realised how insignificant we really are in the presence of a god.
International version is magnitudes more forgiving when it comes to hit detection.
yare yare daze, Rabbit.
Imagine quitting at pussy tier. Get the fuck outta the 100-acre-woods if you can't beat this coke-headed rabbit fuck
you know looking back at it all, i think a huge aspect of what made this so great was how much of a cross-board unifying kind of thing this was
sort of like Anon Babble and Anon Babble doing kornheiser edits together
to beat tigger you need to hit 28 invisible balls of greatly differing speed within 40 tries
I feel so rusty playing this again, I can't remember the last time I struggled at fucking Piglet. Pull the trigger on me this is going to take a while.
Wasn't there when it first came out
friday night
Kuma no Pū-san no Hōmuran Dābī time
Alright, let's fucking do this.
cant past stage one lmo
This isn't about honing your reaction-time but rather your sixth sense. Ever wondered how psychics actually sharpen their skills? It's by playing this game.
Man of reason everytime
I have nothing to prove to God himself
I'm getting filtered at acceptable tier but refuse to back down.
same, pooh isn't catching my mouse movement, I feel like a BR monkey with 170 ping
Gets better with upgrades. Let's be real, even with upgrades nobody in these threads ever beats the game.
owl-sama... I kneel...
tigger without upgrades is impossible
when we played this game over a decade ago it was the japanese version and we didn't know you could upgrade stats, and we still beat it
tales of things that never happened
i assure you it's real, i was mostly on another forum at the time and we posted a lot about it. fair enough, i personally only got to one of the last characters, but i saw clips of people finishing it
This is the game that became a meme years ago
This is fucking easy lmao
playing for the first tiem, currenbtly on owl. doesnt seem so bad.
i bought some upgrades: one from the top row, and two from the middle and the bottom row. I didn't know this was cheating! can I still beat it?
the real first struggle is with owl
upgrades aren't cheating
get to Owl
start remembering my filter from last time
I WILL BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE THIS TIME
I had to give up at owl. One day I'll reach tigger.
off by 8
I will do this.
Is this the OG JP or the nerfed one?
IT'S TIME
Don't listen to the "no upgrade" fags.
It's the real deal.
Don't care, still gonna throw myself at God over and over again
he doesn't know
Somebody post the tier list for the newfags.
Never fucking mind, already did, excellent.
what's the diffirence between international and JP?
FUCK FUCK FUCK RFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUC KFUC KFUICKFCFCFCKJFUCFKJCFUCFJ
I'm not falling for this again
hit detection, JP is hardmode
piglet more like niglet fuck this shit
how the fuck did i get to tigger a decade ago
tear his little boypussy apart, anon
Man, I gotta take a break and come back to this. Owl is fucking me up.
If you upgraded you didn't beat the game
This is my limit for today, I leave to you guys to beat God and his (tiger) demon.
You can do it
You have to face God at least once
man this sucks dick. I remember my limit being Tigger last time this thread appeared.
keep hitting fouls against Rabbit
rabbits tongue my anus
Ngl fellas I never beat stage 4...
Gave up at Tigger, Owl sapped my vitality.
constantly hit balls that land directly on the foul line
why is this?
Divine intervention.
(Me)
at least I beat him next try by moving Pooh all the way to the back
Kanga is literally free imo
first time playing
unironically struggled with eeyore more than everything before the owl
i'm so close i can taste it.
No.
It would take me all fucking day, and I got dishes and laundry to do.
I am not beating this game again. I defeated Christopher Robin once, and I took my win and retired.
anyone remember that video about this game where christopher robin has the red eyes and theres a bunch of "git gud 420 blaze it" shit going on?
I'd like to watch that again.
half your hits go nowhere because bird magics
I remember beating this asshole exactly once a decade ago and was hoping to never have to play against this bullshit ever again
owls curveball shit keeps fucking me up
everything else is kind of a no big deal but every fucking curveball i foul or miss like a retard
i can't believe it's been like 13 years
Man of reason tier on JP and ENG both.
Beating God is down to a good bit of luck, too.
Any straight fastball He throws is a blessing He bestowed upon you.
Sinners are punished by getting nothing but owl-balls when they reach 35 hits.
Repent, and try again. You can do it.
the ball is invisible
okay I give up
what's the trick?
Recognizing on instinct the projectile timing by its prior speed for when it will arrive at your bat to be hit.
I am a Man of Reason but I still feel shitty.
Yeah it was rad. It's probably in a top 5 list of best Anon Babble memories. number 1 is still You Are (not) Anthony Burch
the balls momentum and speed stay the same as it was thrown
you just sort of time it like a rhythm game and "predict" the note
on a good streak
massive streak of missed balls and infield hits afterwards
niggersneed
hit the ball on instinct and it's a foul
hit the ball a bit earlier and it doesnt make it over
tigger's beaten my ass 3 times, I think I admit defeat here
brave soldier
the second the game throws out invisible balls I just get fucked because I can't get the timing right
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man this flashplayer emulator ruffle or whatever runs great, any other kino games that run good with it?
Im gonna look for nanaca crash
try Tigger
8/40 hit
10 years ago I hit like, 2. I've somehow improved since then
tigger isn't really a problem, owl is the fucked up one
robin wouldn't even be all that hard without the fucking owl balls, i just got them 5 times in a row...
WHAT THE FUCK. THIS STUPID FUCKING OWL. MY BALLS KEEP GOING TO THE DAMN LAKE. FUCKING RNG
yeah ruffle started out rough with piss poor support from any flash game after the very earliest of them but now it's just as good as the original flash player in 99% of cases, kudos to em. you can run anything you can think of i'll bet!
This game and the memes here are funnier than any creepy pasta. Makes me almost want to make a shitty indie horror game based on this but it would ruin the purity of these threads by exposing it to outsiders.
It begins.
TIGGER IS A NIGGER
TIGGER IS A NIGGER
TIGGER IS A NIGGER
i am not the only one who thinks the kangaroo is easier than Piglet, right?
a little funny that two pooh games became memes for being so outside the boundaries of what you'd expect from the franchise, at least when the piglet game became mainstream instead of people posting the music here the dev released behind the scenes photos and concept art.
Man of reason. I'm not foolish enough to defy the god of baseball.
A cute child friendly setting as a basis for horror is pretty common now, like minecraft and sonic.exe creepypasta, FNAF, amazing digital circus, poppy's playtime.
Actually a lot of famous horror indie games were spawned here, including SCP. This place is a treasure trove of good idea guys.
It's a little... I don't even know how to describe it really. But you can really feel the difference between kid's games back then and now when you read the part where it specifically says "under no circumstances should they be scared by showing them terrifying images". They genuinely just don't put care like that into children's entertainment anymore. Really makes you wonder how a draft like this would look for something that was made 20 years later.
to be fair it was also a licensed game where the devs actually gave a shit too, licensed games have that stigma of being bad for a reason that the ones where the devs cared about the product shined through. there's a world where piglet's big game wasn't inspired by resident evil and luigi's mansion and was instead some generic shlock based off the movie.
Why does Tigger feel easier to adapt to than Owl?
anyone got tippers 4 Tiggers?
Mood theme
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Don't think while playing, just go off of feel. Tigger's harder when you think about it.
Follow where the ball should be with your eyes. I even tilt my chin down along with it.
Get the speed of the ball in your noggin before it vanishes, and you can make relatively good guesses where it is.
Don't forget to move left and right to meet it, or you'll be getting foul balls. If you're following its path with your eyes, adjust left or right to where it's heading.
Tigger is where you need to be pushing for perfection. Owl's zig-zags are comparatively forgiving because he needed a smaller ratio of successes.
For him and Christopher you need your 'A' game to hit that quota.
Kanga is absolutely sandwiched between two harder opponents, she's a difficulty valley just barely harder than Heff
want post winnie the pooh baseball edits
randomly banned by some faggot mod for posting something that wasnt even lewd
Also phoneposting fucking sucks, how do you faggots deal with this?
I might actually beat this turd tiger
we don't, just don't get banned or dynamic ip
FUCK
Gurren Lagann edit taken down
Dammit
Rabbit gave me a bit of trouble, but we made it to owl, let's see how I can do
Owl is literally impossible to beat without upgrades
there's one edit but probably not the one you're thinking of
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Owl just teaches you the acceptable hit range of your bat. Try to compute the mean of the wave it describes and center it a bit on the right of the green zone
better to just move a bit more to the left than usual imo
Yes that's what I mean with centering the mean of the wave a bit on the right of the green zone
You dont believe hard enough
Oh fuck yes it's a Pooh thread!
BRO I CANT MOVE THIS FATASS FAST ENOUGH WITHOUT THE SPEED UPGRADE. THIS SHIT IS ACTUALLY TILTING
He did it... He swung the bat.
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reached the tigger filter once again
It's over for my boomer reflexes, go on without me.
You're so close, Anon.
You got this.
Dethrone the deity.
Predict and swing ahead of time
I'm at acceptable tier, I couldn't beat owl, he is too damn strong for me.
good shit
II had to put on my PvP playlist for this.
Hearing Steel Commanders start playing while playing felt weirdly appropriate.
If the sound of a bat hitting a ball is what heralds the coming of spring, then I am the harbinger of winter.
Is it me or is rabbit way easier than Ru?
I have beaten Tigre without upgrade due to ignorance and it was hours long pain and suffering.
I don't think I could beat Christopher Robin even with max upgrade.
They're identical.
They're identical, but back in the day no-one could read the Japanese so lot of ppl were playing with no upgrades on
I remember there being a trick with a lot of flash games like this where right clicking paused the game, giving you time to line up a shot.
Cant remember if it worked in this or if I'm thinking of another game though, I could be thinking of that one fucking cowboy pistol duelling game. .
Maxing out first and second upgrade to get massive leeway.
upgrading
You didnt beat the game
Brave soldier reporting in. I know my limits.
GOD DAMN IT FUCK OWL
I don't think it's doable, it feel as if without upgrades you're entirely based off of if you get shitty owlballs or not.
bumping so people can feel my rage against Owl.
It can be done
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Pure desperation fighting this fucking faggot christopher
i got better when I focused on the bat and payed attention to the ball with my peripheral vision
Has somebody beaten Christopher without uogrades? Is it even possible?
It was just people being dumb and not realizing there were upgrades.
Its possible, you just need to have reactions/luck of a god. Think like frameperfect speedrunning autism shit
FUCKING BULLSHIT
It's possible, but it's also based on a lot of luck.
I did it once, and I was trying for well over two hours until I got an amazing set of throws from the main man. Fastballs for days, and by then invisible tigger niggers were no trouble anymore.
You do need a decent smattering of luck, but you can do it. Or just upgrade your stats and ruin his shota boipussy forever with the widest part of your baseball bat.
How was it this flash game out of thousands the one that gained infamy?
Licensed kiddy shovelware is the ideal material for ironic shitposting
it filters casuals
most people don't expect a game based off a franchise that is usually comfy or sweet to have any sort of difficulty above something a toddler could most likely beat.
some kids games are hard because there's a trick you might not know, but this one's just a total ball buster. inexplicably cruel, like life
Barely managed to beat Tigger on the last ball
You don't know how sweaty my palms are right now. Finally managed to get past that nigger after all these years
Reminder that Rabbit is easier than Kanga&Roo
one of the hardest skill challenges on the internet hidden behind a simple kid's game
also, thing but japanese
I have finally made it to Tigger, I press on with this fight.
brave soldier
I retired from service, this is OK
Every year, he wakes up to take his vengeance
Can anyone stop this mad God?
I stop at Owl because I am a reasonable man
oh bother, I'm going to be dreaming of honey today.
Not until He challenged.
You can never stop Him.
Fate is only delayed for another year, but as long as there are those that underestimate Him, He will be waiting to punish those that have the sin of hubris.
So, He makes them fall from those lofty ambitions, and experience how powerless they are.
Even those that triumph are forever marked, and will carry that lesson with them, forever.
stuck at owl for the past hour or so
get a decent attempt going
18
I think I'm done
Beat this game 7+ years ago
Did it without upgrades
No longer have the screenshot
I know have boomer reflexes
Fuck
my initial post to tackle this was 9 hours ago
in all fairness i did make breakfast and some other shit so it wasn't straight 9 hours of hot pooh action, but holy shit
i'm going to bed, mission accomplished
I've been there before.
Finding out the hard way that you need to BEAT 40 instead of meeting it was probably classified as a form of torture in some countries.
Fuckin' nice, Anon.
Rest well. You earned it.