Elon just reached #1 hardcore rank, best in the world. How can you compete?

Elon just reached #1 hardcore rank, best in the world. How can you compete?

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I can't afford that many bots

I can compete by saying that I have never spent money to have another person play a videogame for me

tfw there's a non-zero percent chance the guy always sperging out about bluesky screencaps on Anon Babble is Elon

It do bee like that for me as well.

How come this guy is one of the most powerful men alive, yet he has to try and impress terminally online kids on twitter? Seriously, fag got cucked by a tranny, got caught cheating, and died on a tutorial

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Why is he writing this in third person as if he's not the one playing that character?

He's still pretending to be a le hardcore gamer? Why?

You know whats more annoying than Elon?
Anti-Elonfags, who fucking cares what a 53 years old rich guy is playing jesus fuck.

Anime fags are worth than both combined

Please leave my parasocial dad alone!

If you didn't care you wouldn't defend him

buddy, you forgot the porn, sales, and polbait

worth

saaaaarrr....

imagine letting this retard on your account and just praying he doesn't fuck anything up. the guy probably lives in some shithole in indonesia and was only getting paid $3 to pretend it belonged to elon.

My kid isn't a tranny, so I win by default. Lmao. Elon is a psued and a conman. The only good think about that African is he makes leftists seethe like orange man. Other than that he is just an autist who failed as a father and has a lot of money. The titular 'idea guy' means internet culture with a lot of cash to start up his wild ass thoughts. He doesn't actually do anything himself. He should have spent more time with his kids and tried raising them better. The true red pill is that a shit person can still raise a good kid if they invest time and really try to do right by them. He simply hasn't and will always be an inferior man than me because of it. Also Path of Exhale is a shit game.

If I was this rich I would spend my money bringing back some kino dead series. Why are billionaires so god damn boring?

Because he's a loser. Just a loser with a lot of money.

How come people that didn't work to earn their fortune are lazy and boring

Gee i don't know

Don't make fun of my lispthe

Well, I can't afford to outbid his Chinese sweatshop workers.

Who the fuck is Stephen Miller?

They don't like games but they do this to curate an image that they do. It's so you 'relate' with a billionaire you have nothing in common with.

If I was billionaire I'd erect a company solely devoted to make a full-scale AAA RPG that caters solely to me.
That means D&D rules, exceptional graphics, turn-based, hot women, sex with all notable female NPCs, impregnation feature. You know -- the good shit.

elon's maps

Elon has autism but grew up with enough money and connections to succeed in the business world.

<footage of him playing via starlink

hopefully his AI gaming venture brings that to life. my God the future will be glorious when AI allows the gamemaking cartels to finally be busted

for real, like seriously get the fuck off twitter and go do something else.

He has either done jack shit but play diablo or is paying someone else to how do you do fellow kids for him. Not a good look regardless and hes a streetshitter lover so who cares.

neuralink is truly the future

Fuck pajeet AI slop. I want handcrafted artistic beautiful full tits. 3D sculpted to perfection by the most renowned human artists.

Some poltard with a brown wife.

hey elon buddy, hows the adrenochrome injections?
your eye okay?

World's richest lolcow

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It doesn’t really take that long to get a character to that point if your build and gear is good. I can see him paying a thirdie to level other hardcore characters while he’s offline for the extra paragon levels but past 225 or so it is very marginal gains. He’s probably also RMTing for the best possible gear and getting carried through bosses for mythics. It doesn’t require a crazy amount of time at all

connection lost x2

Being that rich distorts your perception. Elon needs everyone to like him on everything.

dood who was the reason for the 08 market crash

elon just reached

You mean the jeet he pays to power level

Got bullied off PoE2

Crawled back to D4

I think it's funny Blizzard lets him play their games given their stance on politics.

I like how everybody who talks about that shit says nothing now. Swamp got cleared out I guess.

Wtf, there are still people playing diablo 4?
I'd rather play wolcen than d4.

PoE has some of the purest autism I've seen. And Elon went in there thinking he'd come out okay.

hell yeah, thanks for the hard work and screenshot bro

I'm gonna upload this to X real quick

also check your account, I sent you a little bonus ;)

a conversation I assume happened between Elon and whoever plays on his account

Elon hates trannies and will therefore always be based

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Elon literally is the swamp. Unelected nigger, full control, no guard rails or accountability

Nobody cares, maga.

I would be pissed too if i got cucked by one, like a tranny at best has a tiny cock that doesn't work, what does that say about him?

it's funny

We know. You were all hypocritical shitters from the start

Why it's always white men trooning out and pushing degeneracy?

How can you compete?

By hiring a bunch of chinese wagies to do it for me?

sales and polbait

he already said twitter screencap

no one gives a shit what a cheater does.

doesn't even say "i'm the #1 player" because everyone knows he's a fraud already

You know, I wonder how much he pays whoever is playing the game for him. I wonder what these people think of him.

Rich jew in the American government

pays another man to have fun on your behalf

he probably watches cuck porn too

You lost.

at this point i unironically hate miggers more than trannies, at least the former never made me worry at the foundational level of constitutional rights

It must be a full-time gig to be able to reach #1 in the world, so I bet the guy gets paid pretty well

There's nothing in the constitution on cutting your dick off pajeet.

latter*

Those penguins did too, but hey, at least eggs are cheaper and all fags in the country suddenly dissapeared, hope you like curry, because our new neighbors will bring a new age of tech

man I used to despise elon before it was cool, but now Im starting to pity him
like jesus fuck put the phone down, go hiking or something

inb4 literaly who pities multibilionare

I know, but still

Congratulations to the team of Chinamen paid by Elon.

I doubt the guy's having fun at this point, it's basically just 24/7 grinding at this level of play, right?

thoughts on due process and SCOTUS?

Keep seething tranny. Egg prices are fine.

Not my problem. Get out.

tfw you will never be Elon's professional video game player

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Vidya prices aren’t

honestly "my political enemies are unhappy and miserable" is usually just some blatant cope 99% of the time but with Elon it's just true lol

Boo fucking hoo. Go touch grass.

He would replace every employee he has with slaves tomorrow if he could get away with it. He deserves all the hate he gets and more.

Of course a tranny lover like you wouldn't eat protein, you don't buy eggs

we'll see how that goes during midterms, migger cultist

Which chink powerleveler did he pay to boost this time?

i wanna be like elon when i grow up. 32 btw

wants cred from the epic gamers worldwide

could have thrown money at independent studios that have dedicated fanbases

could have bought one of the ancient IPs in the Ubi or EA vault, assembled a dev team for it and tell them to just make a good game

could have played fucking anything other than Path that he might actually be somewhat good at

could have just played Path like a normal person, failing, dying and building wrong, which people would at least find entertaining or even endearing

Getting clout with gamers when you have infinite money is the easiest shit in the world, there might as well be a manual for it now that 100% works, but he still fucked this up in the most spectacular and embarassing way possible. It's astonishing how he managed to blunder this.

Not my problem

It will be when the pendulum inevitably swings and a loon like aoc becomes pres next

This, trust the plan, with the help of indians we will build a new empire

Midterms

You retards are never getting power back. You don't even have the guns.

You have no friends and will die alone x 500

I'm sure this isn't psychological projection

@grok is this real?

like jesus fuck put the phone down, go hiking or something

he literally can't at this point, the algorythm has consumed his brain. if he went hiking he'd take several photos of himself through it and spend the whole trip bitching on twitter because his photos aren't getting enough praise and he's not being sucked off enough

I never mentioned midterms you tranny loving fuck

elon is busy doing ketamine and pissing blood uncontrollably he isn't playing vidya gaems

How much do you guys think the south east asian dudes that did this were paid?

its fine he fucked up everything yo touch grass

lol it’s just so funny. As soon as orange nigger loses again the cultists will insist any little inconvenience is an indictment of the entire new administration while continuing to dismiss the blatant and massive failures of orange nigger

We already know he doesn't play the game since when he was streaming he basically passed up on the good loot and actually replaced some of his gear with WORSE loot.

youtube.com/watch?v=qpXu9ft9h4M

AOC is getting sent to gitmo with every other libcuck traitor.

unc is washed ain't no one giving a fuck about his goofy ass

Mods please sticky this so everyone knows

not enough

kekimus maximus

kekistan faggotry was a mistake

it's outrage marketing, it's so people make threads about him as far away as Anon Babble dot organization.
the fact people shit on him leads to his supporters being emboldened and a big shitfight begins again, all the while everyone's talking about him.

there's plenty of billionaires that no one even knows about, a lot with more money than musk.
but they didn't get to sit next to the president cause people weren't tweeting about them.

its a ploy, and this thread is playing into it.

How are they failures retard? Shit being more expensive has nothing to do with Trump.

I mean if he has a black eye from being hit by a child (likely a troon), I'd say he's 100% washed

make america great again

dosent care about his country's backbone laws

why are americans like this?

Lmao the state of Maggots

I also bought my very own Chinese slave who has been grinding my account 24/7 but I did not come in first.... I might need to turn him into a hamburger and buy a new slave at the wet market.

Do you think Musk cares about that money? You have to be more clever than that. Hit him where it hurts.

His kids are unironically called spartacus techpriestus and lil beeb boop what the fuck did you expect?

The absolute state lmao

declaring economic warfare on the entire planet does not have anything to do with prices being higher

Down with the government

Wait no the government

Pick a side jew.

Oh God, he STILL wants the approval of the gamer crowd? Why? What's the point?

does fit, he's obsessed with coming off as right-wing, gets mad if you talk about anybody with a checkmark being a paid shill for ragebait, gets mad if you talk about how many fucking robots have checkmarks, gets even madder if anybody compares bluesky to twitter before he owned it, and bluesky-screencap-guy always seems one keystroke away from killing himself

How are you this stupid?

in charge of the economy

imposed tarrifs

imposed interest

imposed money supply

not his fault

Nigger nigger nigger

you say government bad, and yet you disagree with it being made even worse????

Who can reply?

Accounts subscribed to or mentioned by @elonmusk can reply

Good morning, sar.

Doesn't it make sense that he wouldn't give up on it? It's something he doesn't have and can't buy, but clearly doesn't understand why he can't buy it.

Shit being more expensive has nothing to do with Trump

A literal "this will be ummm 25% more expensive" tax has nothing to do with something being more expensive!

Muh cheap temu garbage

Boo fucking hoo poorfag.

he will try to turn it around to show how chill he is and his bots will push that narrative

He has a fragile ego. If you bruise his ego he will never drop it. Remember that one time someone saved some kids trapped in a cave before him? He called the rescuer a pedo for no reason.

He used to be THE Reddit man who compared himself to being the real life Iron man and wants to reclaim that status symbol

The Switch 2 shit costs the same in Japan dumbfuck.

he's an autistic manchild who really really wants people to like him

bro is a billionaire, he could have become the most well liked, lovable gigachad who would fund tons of projects, games, art, etc. and be completely apolitical and have everyone love him.
he chose to be a miserable loser who overdoses on drugs who everyone hates, and was just backstabbed by the government he tried so hard to get in.

b-but Trump told the retailers they had to eat the price of tariffs, that means everything is good now right?

US = $449.99 USD

JAP = 49,980 yen or $343 USD

???

he basically failed upwards into being the richest man alive. Tesla was a joke for most of its existence and only became successful after the feds started giving him infinite blank checks for EV cars

divorced by every single one of his wives

incapable of having natural offspring, requires a medical procedure to circumvent nature selecting against him

none of his kids are in contact with him except for the toddler he wears as a human shield

live in a bottomless pit of money yet spend every waking moment desperately begging for scraps of acknowledgement and validation from assholes on the internet

I would legitimately fucking kill myself

and was just backstabbed by the government he tried so hard to get in.

I actually feel a little bad for him. I think he genuinely did think he was accomplishing something and couldn't figure out that he was just there to wreck everything up through incompetence.

Maybe you should buy American made shit instead.

pissing blood uncontrollably

is this confirmed?

elon is obsessed with procreation, and his his own kid trooned out
reminder that being rich and having lots of children doesn't make you immortal

There's that story from like 20 years ago I think while he was still at Paypal and trying to lobotomize THAT into "X" where he made a bet he'd solve world hunger forever if it cost under some percentage of his total wealth, and it ended up being less than 1% of his total wealth to set up food distributions across the entire planet and turn food and water into a human right, and he never mentioned it ever again after the numbers were crunched

For somebody who so desperately wants to be liked and welcomed, he could spend money all day long and secure his status as an immortal demigod in history books for the remainder of time, and he doesn't do it because that would involve spending his money

uhhh it actually doesn't matter

Predictable

I would legitimately fucking kill myself

You wouldn't because you would never get to this point:

live in a bottomless pit of money yet spend every waking moment desperately begging for scraps of acknowledgement and validation from assholes on the internet

He won't because he doesn't know how pathetic he is.

if it was made in the US it's be 20 grand.

January:

China will pay the tariffs

April:

Amazon is being very hostile if they show the tariffs on each item

May:

WALMART SHOULD EAT THE TARIFFS

Solve world hunger would make him king of niggers, world hunger is the nigger condition. They'd probably start mass impregnating 8year old nigger girls because even more food = even less work and more sex. Fuck I bet niggers would somehow evolve to be able to knock up males with the worlds first ass babies as their anuses mutate into pussies.

he genuinely did think he was accomplishing something

His sole priority was gutting all of the agencies suing his companies for incompetence and regulating his fuck-ups, the entire thing was self-serving from the start and there was never any other intention.
They get away with this shit because you retards have a literal five-second memory span.

don't forget there is literally no system in place to actually perform this tariff collection

It doesn't matter, get over it. You lost.

Racist junkie cunt.

My uncle makes posts like this on Facebook when he's really ripping drunk and doesn't care he's alienating the whole family again

pendulum ain't swinging for another 20 years minimum lil seether

yeah well that's the argument that there's no ethical billionaires, or good people never make it to billionaire status.
because that amount of money can absolutely fix the worst parts of the world, but they actively choose not to do it.

We lost anon, we are in this ride together

and you just make shit up lmao what the fuck?

in b4 twitter screencap to prove your retarded point

the thing with paypal is so fucking funny because it's clear he learned nothing since then.
the rename was shot down because paypal is a strong as fuck brand name and there is no reason to ever change when people recognize it to the point where "paypal you some money" became a commonly used verb. and when he bought twitter what did he immediately do? the same fucking thing, throwing a downright legendary brand name in the trash for no reason. it's so insane how these people can wake up, set 44 billion dollars on fire and suffer no consequences whatsoever

inflation is down btw

Nope, I voted for this.

It's kind of embarrassing. Like if I was Elon and I got BUSTED so hard like he did on PoE, I would just...lay off the video games, pretend it didn't happen, sweep it away. But he keeps posting this shit when all it does is remind everyone of that time he tried faking his creds. Bad secondhand embarrassment from all this.

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Its actually insane that the richest person on the planet might also be the most pathetic loser on the planet too

I follow a hooker and occasional fashion model on Tumblr and she talks every so often about servicing these kinds of clientele on the west coast and how they behave, and how most of them are very painfully aware they're being total fucking shitheads when they hoard money and it would be better put towards anything else at all, but the very same emotional void they have that compels them to visit hookers and info-dump on them about their rich people problems also compels them to never spend any of their own money ever and keep building it to put towards nothing

That doesn't contradict what i said

He's styled himself as a kekistani meme magician frogposter and Rare Pepe collector which is vaguely entwined with MMORPGs and other video games

prices always go up. that doesn't mean the rate of inflation isn't down.

Hope it all burns, I just wanted to play vidya.

He should just stream expedition 33 or something while talking shit about Trump. Would be tight.

I, too, "just want to play video games," and to facilitate that I'll attack my own livelihood and those of everyone across a continent, for unclear and typically nonsense reasons. I am LITERALLY the Pepe wearing a Waffen uniform standing over the crying Tumblr wojak right now.

Don't worry, you'll get to play CoD irl

We all have to pay the price for letting trannies in.

I really don't understand the mindset, I worked in tech for a few years and I made enough money to have everything I could ever want right now, and it's not even that much.
I don't know what I would do with 1 million dollars let alone 1 billion.
these guys must be playing incremental games IRL and just making the number go up brings them satisfaction or something.
what is the point of amassing more wealth once you've reached complete post-scarcity in your personal life?

Elon Musk was always a loser but now he's severely mentally ill because of drug abuse + excessive wealth.
Being a billionaire is itself a form of mental illness and we would unironically be doing them a favor if we made them not billionaires.

And instead they'll be replaced by jeets lol, enjoy your vote

He doesn't feel embarrassment like we do. If I did that stupid X jump thing in front of a crowd once, I'd realize it makes me look retarded and pretend it didn't happen. He kept doing it.

what is the point of amassing more wealth once you've reached complete post-scarcity in your personal life?

impressing and showing up your equally rich friends

this reminds me that pretty much everything i read about trannies on Anon Babble from agitated Anon Babble crossposters is nearly word for word all that fundamentalist moral panic about "degeneracy" increasing if we allowed gays to marry, legalized incest and bestiality and that kind of stuff

Did he beat the game?

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why the fuck would I want to play that gotcha game?

Elon is a giant whale, and has a full staff of paid people playing his character.

While it burns in the back of your mind that these guys really aren't your friends, too! You don't have any interests in common beyond being rich! You go golfing on weekends or alternate weekends because that's what rich people do, and it's still burning in the back of your mind that a golf course is a living edifice to gentrification! Also there's a wild boar tearing up the edge of the course.

No jeet ever called me white privileged.

I doubt he even killed malenia at all

gotcha

t. Jeet

so true xister

you can trip that bitch up on v1 with hoar frost stomp

Trump would probably sic the army on him if he killed Melania.

gotcha money, bitch.

i dunno if you're even posting this to be funny it just comes across like you're posting it because you have to

...Who do you think *GOT HIM* to #1?

When you saw only ding of topping the leaderboard, It was then that I carried him.

richest man alive

fortune built entirely on government subsidies, handouts and taxpayer money

handed wealth as a kid on a silver platter

reports come out that he's coked out of his mind or on ketamine at all times

dick no longer works because of the K

artificially inseminate randos due to the above

doesn't know jack shit about code and previous twitter devs laughed at his face when the suggestion of a code rewrite came up

pays chinese men to nolife level his account

still needs validation from internet strangers

Imagine being this pathetic.

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yeah but he wasn't using that, and it was probably nerfed by then
he's fatrolling with a soreseal on and 31 fucking vig
his strategy seems to be to use summons to take aggro and then azur comet bosses to death, which can get you pretty far in the game but isn't enough for malenia with that build

No, Kekius Maximus reached world#1. Elon just tweeted about it.

You're not fooling anyone Elon.

dick no longer works because of the K

Thought the rumor was it was a botched surgery.

yeah that's why you're extremely vulnerable to astroturfing campaigns, all someone has to do is tell you that someone is taking away your video games and you'll do whatever they say

He'd probably have a better time streaming Genshin or some other gacha where all he does is roll and people tune in to see a million dollars go down the drain daily.

He never posted a game clear screenshot so most likely not.

And I saw they were.

Ok, Musk, here:

Nobody likes you. Everybody, including Trump, hates your fucking guts. If you killed yourself off Fent tonight, nobody would be sad, especially your long-estranged ex-girlfriend, Grimes, who would get railed by Chelsa Manning.

Your kidnapped kid, Xylophone or whatever the fuck, hates you and you don't know it yet.

Every other kid your yours that you haven't kidnapped as human shield? Also hates you, especially your trans kid who you said "died." When you die, your fortune will go to all of them and your many ex-breeding cattle to care for the kids.

Your dick is broke, and you're legally retarded.

PayPal was a success DESPITE you. Not BECUASE of you. Same as Tesla, despite your shitty glued together cars, nobody gave a fuck about you in that company until you decided to be a moron and make a Playstation Polygon car that falls apart going at highway speeds or "offroad" or in the ocean for five minutes.

Your hairplugs are shit, BTW.

Should I go on?

b-but i saw this post on Anon Babble a-and it said that

Again, you're very vulnerable to astroturfing campaigns because of the way you operate.

He's probably going to end up like Howard Hughes later on, right? I really don't see it going any other way.

LMAO, no it isn't. Keep telling yourself that, CHUDdie.

live in a bottomless pit of money yet spend every waking moment desperately begging for scraps of acknowledgement and validation from assholes on the internet

When you already have the bottomless money pit, all there is to go for is validation.

Based

he's currently on the fast track to either lowtaxing himself or fleeing the country after the collapse of his businesses and the majority of his speculative wealth + possible arrest

/thread

It shows he's a weak faggot and can't even handle a shitty arpg

invented SpaceX

invented Tesla

invented Paypal

invented The Boring Company

invented Twitter

invented AI

solely responsible for getting Trump re-elected

removing trannys, jews, blacks, DEI and woke shit

puts humanity above all else

Anon Babble - MUSK LE BAD AND STUPID BECAUSE HE PLAYS POPULAR GAMES

Because he's a 52 year old loser that has no friends.

t. 37 year old loser that has no friends

Only Redditors hate Elon.
Not vidya.

kevin build

cringe Anon Babble meme bullshit is now being used by the richest man in the world.

moot bringing back /new/ was his greatest mistake

good morning saar

Real
Life
Iron
Man

If he can do all of those great things, why does he need to hire indians to play a silly game for him?

I don’t like elon

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removing trannys, jews, blacks, DEI and woke shit

Importing indians for H1B is not removing DEI, it's more DEI. Faggot fucking retard.

invented SpaceX

damn, rockets that explode and kill you, cool

>invented Tesla

damn, cars that explode and kill you, cool

>invented Paypal

literally booted off the company because he was going to sink it

>invented The Boring Company

boring

>invented Twitter

worth a death penalty

>invented AI

lost to china

Yes, they are unironically this retarded and believe all of this to be true.

saar brahmin intelligence superior to retarded white man

Whatever happened to the self driving cars? That was everywhere in the news as being right around the corner, but seems to have fizzled out silently.

welcome to step 2

cause inflation to go up by declaring economic war on the planet

inflation goes down and stabilizes into a level higher then the original

see! we lowered it!

Remember the "robot" that was clearly just a guy in a suit?

He wants young people to explain to their tech-inept parents that Elon is really good at computer, so they'll feel better about their tax & tariff money getting spent on exploding rocket boosters.

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is this real? i never saw this.

Sounds like a based uncle.

I know someone with a Kekistan flag that moved from a Dem to a CHUD. I still cringe everytime I see them, because they never learn.

What are the trannie jannies doing?
None of this is video games.

We need to hire all the Indian super geniuses for low wages before china can

so why doesn't musk just pay child support? does he want his offspring to fail?

the cars turned out very prone to driving into pedestrians and ramming into trucks and it would be kind of awkward to talk about them if thst is what they do

China makes 99% of your shit

Trump being the retard he is slices Americas wrists with 140% tarrifs

Somehow this is not Trumps fault for slicing the wrists instead of correcting the issue by training Americans to make shit again

This is your brain on Anon Babble.

You mean the chink he pays to play for him did it.

Yeah my uncle lying face-down in a puddle of his own vomit is pretty based

It'll happen right after ol Musky gets us to Mars

WTF, Anon Babble hates Elon? I thought this board loved Trump and his ilk.

Vomits on Israels property, sounds based to me.

Holy fuck. There is no hope for them. Just cull the whole cult.

cause inflation to go up by declaring economic war on the planet

things that never happened. inflation lowered because there was a 5% decline in government spending. inflation also declined before any tariffs were implemented or there were talks of a schizophrenic trade war.

INDEPENDANT THOUGHT DETECTED

CHANGING ROUTE...

He's always been a loser. That kid that was bullied by him could've saved the world if he had pushed Musk a little harder to have Musk hit the stairs JUUUUUUUSTTTTTT RIIIIGHTTTT instead of just badly injuring him.

it's outrage marketing, it's so people make threads about him as far away as Anon Babble dot organization.

bingo

training americans to make iphones

kek

word by word the reddit/x musk obsessed parroted points

try harder

He probably received a premonition from a fortune teller that an African American would fuck his wife, so he deported brown people until he realized that South Africans fucked his wife

This had me guffaw out loud. Bravo.

This thread reads like the front page of Reddit. Non-stop Trump and Elon bashing.
Go back and kys trannies

it wouldn't ever be economically viable to turn america back into a productivity country again, it would still be cheaper to offload that work to china

How come this guy is one of the most powerful men alive, yet he has to try and impress terminally online kids on twitter?

Because he's an autistic sped. This retard got his ass beat IRL when he was a kid because he made fun of another kid whose dad KYS'd himself and then equates that to getting bullied. He's a rich autistic narcissistic faggot who's never had to work for anything and so has a giant ego and a need to impress everyone with how great he is at everything because he's also massively insecure over the fact that he's not actually good at shit besides doing drugs. It's the same behavior you see in niggers and President 92 KWAB.

this but unironically

Imagine being a cabinet member and you have to deal with Elon's autistic ass suddenly firing half of your department, and the president is currently protecting him so you just have to stick it out. He's probably been a unifying force in the admin by making everyone hate him.

it's most likely groypers

This is supossed to be MY ecochamber, not yours!

Calm down liberal

You know that type of kid who claimed to know kung fu or something but was always full of excuses for why he couldn't demonstrate his sick ninja flips? That's Elon.

the number of retards asking the twitter AI what it means

checkmarks crying about filthy demshits not carrying themselves with decorum mind you broccoli haired little shits and chimpanzee middle aged men tasting a crumb of power effectively run the republican party right now

grifter post

twitter

stop with the deadnaming, chuddy

mind you broccoli haired little shits and chimpanzee middle aged men tasting a crumb of power effectively run the republican party right now

name 5

Reddit government.

I don't think anyone cares what he's playing. Many people his age play video games, especially casual stuff like blizzard games. The problem is the unbelievable insecurity of hiring other people to play and claiming it's you.

How did the US go from building a world economy rigged in their favor to freely use slave labor and access cheap goods from every other country while reaping the profits to "we want factory jobs back"?

I like video games because they help me escape the hellscape of the current US government. Why bring this here

Much like fusion energy, it's always "just around the corner."

americans are dumb

his dick don't work no more

hellscape

found the tranny

A lot of what was Making America Great was effectively scams on the rest of the world that everyone else went along with that Trump is bizarrely trying to end. The most recent student visa shit is a great example:

international students pay full price

they bring money into the country to buy things besides tuition

their tuition is used to subsidize american students with big scholarships

so obviously we need to make american universities be for americans only

retard politicians who don't understand what the USA's economy is, its place in the world, or why it works they way it does and desperately need a "manifest destiny" for their governmental stay

also retard civilians who think the government will help them when they're being fucked by their workplace instead of going to or starting a union, or doing the old-timey thing and dragging executives out in the street and beating them to death

How does someone this cringe get this rich? like who is he fooling at this point after being called out several times on paying other people to play the game for him?

It helps to start with rich parents.

He already said it's a way of punishing harvard for being "anti-semitic".

Musk can't meme.

Didn't share the spoils with the people

How come this guy is one of the most powerful men alive

You need to be 18+ to post here, Timmy.

99.9% of billionaires came from already rich families anon

This thread is full of blatant Anon Babble tier paid shilling/bots. Mods don't care, of course.

if you're so good at games why don't you have a billionaire paypig paying you to level their account???? hmmmm??????

What happens when you mix adderall and ketamine? How does it affect your gaming, so to speak?

Hey, remember when DOGE was supposed to save enough money that we were all getting $6000 checks?

rich parents, eventually managed to scam billions out of the government

harvard not taking it lying down is the funniest shit, what did they think would happen

is playing

But it's not him playing.
I thought that much was clear after he streamed himself playing PoE2 and was filtered by the first boss (despite supposedly being a top 10 player or whatever).
Not to mention all the times his characters are playing at the same time he's making public appearances.
Kill yourself, Elon

How much did he pay you to write this? can you get me a job, I got fired from mine recently because I didn't make production.

Is there a board where I can talk about video games and trannie jannies do their job?

If someone gave a retard like you a billion dollars, you'd be homeless in a matter of months.

incorrect

Which posts are fake and which posts are real?

all we've got is a board where exactly one mutt shitpost gets deleted but the rest of the Anon Babble thread stays up

It's 100%

it's about a third

No. I unironically looked at reddit and it's like 90% political garbage across the whole site. Internet discussion isn't real. It is all spam and bots. The only way is to find some sort of small-ish group of verifiably real people. Sites like Anon Babble are over.

Hit him where it hurts.

In his pride? He did, by pointing out that he didn't actually play the game, retard.

man, why can't we get any billionaire kids who grow up to be Batman or something instead of this manchild shit? Also where are all these bot posts coming from?

ie

ESL

estimates 175B is savings

gutted nations ability to collect taxes

created a clusterfuck leaving resources to rot

signed a bunch of death sentences to destitute kids

actually saved 32 billion ... out of 2 trillion

Based business genius.

autism

He also has autism? I recall him saying he had asperger's, or is it the same thing?

gutted nations ability to collect taxes

signed a bunch of death sentences to destitute kids

lol

Psychiatrists no longer use the term aspergers and it falls under the autism umbrella now.

no one's buying it xir, rope yourself.

elon is a nazi fuck who deserves to get thrown into a woodchipper
just slashed the tires of 2 cybertrucks today lmao

Big Balls
Stephen Miller
Bongino
Rubio

Remember when he was pretending to like Deus Ex for a while? I wonder what ending he would have picked if he actually played it.

711226591

t. False flag king

Why is this blatant offtopic thread at 370 replies?

just slashed the tires of 2 cybertrucks today lmao

just kick it in the back and it'll probably erupt into a fireball later.
14 times deadlier then the Ford Pinto btw

jannies are posting in it

you're an obese tranny faggot who doesn't leave his mothers basement. You haven't and won't do shit.

those factory jobs used to pay well enough to be able to buy a house and support a family. the middle class is getting fucked over, because the factory owners outsourced those jobs to slaves in bangladesh

thoughts on letting in 20 million illegal brown people?

he'd have probably picked the join the illuminati ending and then wondered why everybody was calling him predictable

factory jobs pay more than every other job because...they just do

why are americans so dumb

Bad and shouldn't happen

In this thread are literal faggot 12 year olds who think they're saving the world by arguing on anime forum. Why can you not just stay on fucking reddit and twitter? Why do you need to ruin my board?

retard

my board

Nope, it's actually their board.

Elon makes me hate jews way more than I ever did, even when Soros was the big bad.

those factory jobs used to pay well enough to be able to buy a house and support a family

yeah, when unions were strong, state spending was high, legal protections and antitrust regulations were ironclad and state's rights were crumbling under the march of federal consolidation.

ooooooooooooo muh 20 million

Are these 20 million illegals in the room with us right now?
ice.gov/statistics

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i hope you enjoy the 400 million pajeets lmao

houses were cheaper in the 50s

therefore assembly line wagies make $50 an hour

this is what americans actually believe.

Unavoidable.
Industrial city cannot sustain it's population and requires constant flow of new workers. In 20 cnetury Europe and USA had huge rural population to meet this demand. At the end of the century those demographic reeserves were exhausted.

It makes sense, he actually is one of the few people with enough money to actually have a formal lawsuit over it if they steal his license to play. It's not a precedent any game company wants to set.

Because he was legit a pathetic loser in his childhood who got seriously bullied (to the point of being hospitalized)
These sort of experiences in your formative years leave an imprint in you, and Elon, no matter how successful or powerful he becomes, has a deep-seated need for acceptance and for being perceived as cool

mods are all trannies

admins are magachuds

Anon Babble is a weird website.

AI

Everything I've witnessed in this thread alone proves America is fucking doomed. idiot population elects pure evil leadership that straight up tells them they don't care if they die.

watching mutts argue over whether they should worship red jews or blue jews is always funny

line must go up

shalom!

Elon musk

most powerful

He's not a Rothschild and they hold something like the top 9-15 most powerful spots.

Is this America's Brexit?

This, they never learn

Retard, those are statistics from ICE. The department responsible for deportation and anointed by your shit ass orange baboon dictator. Are they just shit at their job? Where are the millions of deportations? Why isn't 2025 btfo'ing all the other years?

who are you quoting

are you retarded?

wtf I'm a kamala coconut now!

the admins' relationship with epic internet right-wing is very complicated because they'll moan to eachother about hating Anon Babbletards and wishing they would fuck off while openly doing nothing about them and not making some key epic meme words auto-bans to curb them

Either this or start improving life conditions for city residents.

Aren't jannies board specific? This cancer faggot spam thread has been up for 2 hours. Is it seriously too much to ask for a fucking janny to scroll the catalog once in 2 hours?

they probably just know this kind of people uses the site obsessively and produces a ton of traffic, no?

Why isn't 2025 btfo'ing all the other years?

The month of March recorded the lowest southwest border crossings in history

because border crossings are at record lows you pathetic freak.