2025 GOTY
2025 GOTY
this slop has 6/10 written all over it
I had a vivid dream that I was playing this game and it was extremely satisfying to smash stuff and find secrets.
This looks very good but Mario kart is gonna take goty.
Something tells me it won't even be as good as Odyssey.
6.8/10 shovelware forgotten in 6 months after release.
I'm probably going to back out of my preorder on this. I need to know more about it before I buy it. I've lost confidence in it after reading that early impression someone posted so I need more feedback on the final product.
待って
I'm someone who likes DK and Bananza looks like a game that'll get boring to play after the first 15 or 20 minutes
early impression
Post it
It was like one sentence. They just remarked on the repetition of what they played.
I'm looking forward to it but nope, here's your GOTYs
lost confidence after one sentence
GOTY
Only if K.Rool happens to be in it.
I refuse to play a game with a black lead.
I can't believe they aren't releasing this as a launch title.
The switch 2 has ONE (1) exclusive launch title (mario kart)
how fucking EMBARRASSING.
It'll be forgotten about in a week just like everything else now a days.
Their strategy is to sell as many Mario Karts as possible so that they can then maximize their profits by selling DLC for it. More people that buy Mario Kart = more people that potentially could also buy the DLC.
I have a feeling it won't.
just include it as a lunch title for free then
lunch title
Nintendo has repeatedly told you not to eat your Switch games
Mario Kart 8D is their best selling Switch game ever, why would they not charge $70 minimum
free
lol
more like $10 minimum
Never in my life did I think I'd hear the phrase "$80 Mario kart"
No K. Rool, no buy.
but the statues -
Until I see him in the flesh, no buy.
Much like wonders or whatever the fuck the last bing bing wahoo was named, after the first world the gimmick is gonna get old and stale.
You've heard it here first. He hired Void Co monkeys similar to bowser and the broodals. He will take on a Boss Hoggesque alter ego. K.E.O Rool ot someyhing similar.
SOVL
no Diddy (so far)
Cranky (with the same design)
I dunno what to expect
The POWER of the Nintendo Switch 2™ Graphics!
his fur kinda looks like feathers
someone said he has feathers like a bird and now I can't unsee it
jesus he looks fucking awful
this is realistically the best that the switch 2 can do, there's no point in criticizing it
Archelogical Accurate Donkey Kong.
i'm sure there will be a fan mod that will fix it on the day that switch 2 modding becomes a thing
lunch title
Imagine being so fat
they needed this to be compared to banjo kazooie so badly they turned DK into a bird
It's the art style. Cranky looks better than fucking DK
I just preordered the switch 2 bundle and donkey kong bananza and a bunch of other remakes and old games i already own on other consoles even though i said i was done with nintendo
They're staunchly against making anything free, not even wii sports was free in japan
Oh I assumed it was a launch title, I was thinking since it was only launching with 1 game worth playing I might wait and let the kids who will be playing a lot of mario kart have the first shot at the supply, now there's nothing worth playing at launch, I'll wait until I see it on a store shelf and pick one up then I guess
It's not even out yet retard.
Is this the first nintendo system with no launch titles? Mario Kart doesn't count.
You don’t count as a person so it’s okay to kill you.