Stellar Blade

I just want all the D.Va porn remade with Eve

mmmm

Shill campaign >:(

Shill campaign (japan) :D

2/10 bait

soulless gacha garbage

kill yourself you worthless piece of shit

ROOK PIGGY PIGGY YOU RAIK SEXY WOMAN? HERE PIGY PIGY COME COME, ONLY 70 DORRA!

t. tranny lover

The chuds are really going hard for shilling their garbage porn.

Whose wife was she again?

Holy tranny seethe

Raven is so much hotter than Eve, fucking hell.

You haven't even played the demo. It's not very good

You're right I haven't played the demo cause I played the game on PS5 when it came out and it was my GOTY. Though we both know YOU haven't played the demo cause you're a tranny and you don't actually care.

Man, I'm a coomer, but you're on a whole other level there.

That's just tasteless coomer bait.

Got turned off looking at that.

Even allice: madness returns has a female character more appealing to look at (even without revealing clothing).

If you want an actual sex game try rapelay or fuck or fight (or whatever else that suit you).

I played this a year ago and platinumed it, enjoy the sloppy seconds and fund the sequel you'll watch on youtube, pc cuck

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Unfortunately that's not true, Eve's ass is actually quite small, good thing mods will fix it.

^seething snoy

lol

Im waiting until a sale

It's less bad on PC so all you did was to ruin your first experience of the game by playing it at a bad framerate.

Doesn't matter too much in this case though since the game is garbage anyway.

Sony please keep garbage like this exclusive to PS5, we don't need this one.

over detailed character with background that looks like ps2 game

they mocapped the walk cycle like nier automata but couldn't even figure out how to blend animations so the character doesn't twitch around when walking over uneven terrain

they obviously try to copy nier automata but fall short of their technical ability despite having 10 years more recent tech. embarassing.

You must have a learning disorder.

Yes I am loling at the seething snoy mad that he played the early access version while PC gets the definitive final 1.0 release

You know this is an action game, not a "sex game" right? You can choose not to be a coomer and actually play the game, which I can guarantee you is fun and full of great boss battles with a pretty good story on top.

schizophrenic delusions

How will the modding scene be?

It's trash as an action game though, Constant cutscenes with bad story. The coomer-bait was the main thing selling this garbage.

The game also starts off with the tasteless skin-suit by default, you cannot actually have her start out with an actual good outfit, not have i seen anyone being unlockable later despite there being like a hundred of them.

The game is was also way too easy when i played the demo.

Mainly coomer mods and 0 actually great outfits.

He is back!

I see, thank you

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation>Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

you cannot actually have her start out with an actual good outfit, not have i seen anyone being unlockable later

Idk what you're talking about, man. sounds to me like you didn't play the game. This is the default outfit, the skin suit is only there for the first cutscene of EVE exiting the pod, then it's instantly replaced with the proper one when you start controlling the character. after that, there's at least 50 different outfits to unlock via exploration or achievements.

denuvo

modding scene

LOL

Nier Automata didnt have highly detailed characters either but I agree that the animations were better.
Also every single game in the past decade mocaps now since its a lot easier than making handmade animations.

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation/

Anon people are making mods already.

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation//

You're responding to a pajeet spammer who should have died in a nuclear war with Pakistan if India didn't chicken out.

Only thing I don't like about the game (so far, judging by the demo) is that EVE slows down her movement speed when you lock on to an enemy.

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation///

OBSESSED

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation-=-

It had a more detailed character than you can imagine

Also every single game in the past decade mocaps now since its a lot easier than making handmade animations

almost as if you didn't understand the point being made. this game fails embarassingly on a technical level

this looks embarassing for a 70 dollar game. why is there no competent animation blending? why is there no proper animation for walking sidweays? it's like an amateur UE5 dev's practice project.

nude mod when?

Steller blade

A game

I thought this was just a model viewer for Eve

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation/./.

One thing about this is many action games either didnt have lock on or it was a gimmick against flying enemies or puzzles and generally penalized you for using it in normal combat. To circumvent this, action games gave you very mobile movement and wider weapon hitboxes so that you could tackle groups of enemies better. Not to mention snappier camera resets and tracking.
Stellar Blade's fault for the most part is having the dark souls encounter in its combat philosophy where you are supposed to only handle one enemy at a time and especially because it is so heavy on parries. You can see how janky this can be during the ambush section where you are suddenly surrounded by several of the tiny wheel head critters.

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation/./.,

Stellar ASS

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation.,;'

updated how?

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation/./.

didnt ask

Character detail

no not really. Nier automata models were infamously low res that random skyrim mods had better looking models.

Also this is literally the studio's first ever game. Meanwhile Platinum had decades of experience prior to making Nier Automata. Mind you before Stellar Blade, no korean dev has ever made single player console games since Magna Carta back in the ps2 days.

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation

yes yes really

didnt read the rest btw

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation,.,./

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation,/;

This game causes so much seethe

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation,/.';/

Uhh chuddy The Gamer said that actually nobody is mad about this game.

Shitting on this game causes so much seethe

Entire game discussion is always coomers

Never gameplay

Never story

It looks like the game is pure shit tbqh

It's the fault of the marketing, the game is actually good but we have to deal with this bullshit every time.

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation/,';.,/.

Still not buying
Still not pirating

Gamepaly is so fuckign floaty. How can you guys stand this? Compare it to Sekiro which has oomph and impact especially when parrying.

Doesn't look at gameplay on YouTube to actually learn something

Retard.

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation.';/,'.;/

Who the fuck spams it and for what purpose?

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation/';./;

but the parrying in the game is the best part? The sound effects when you pull off a parry is very satisfying

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation/';/';/'

i hope theres either a tachy mod or straight hair for eve, then the game is peak

straigh hair

A2 hair from the dlc.

Expedition 33 threads are always about the story, combat and the NPCS in the game.
These threads are always just about plastic looking fuckdolls

Must suck to force a meme this hard and have none of it stick at all. He's been at it for a full year and it must be a full-time job for him.

Because the story is trash and interrupts the flow of the gameplay. The gameplay is also full of filler content besides the awful cutscenes.

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation/.';./';

I love how the vocal track transitions into a battle theme in the demo, very FFXIII-2 inspired

youtube.com/watch?v=E4VY7MU6o7k

Says the cracker with a rage bait Twitter account making 5 cents a day :3

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation/';//

entire discussion is two different schizos each spamming their own schizo cringe

fixed that for you

Some random schizo, every time a topic exist for too long one end up appearing, every reoccurring thread has at least one resident schizo, sometime several.

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation/';./';/';./;

What about the story is trash lmao?

didnt like the delayed dodge/block
will wait for disscount

Stellar blade the game aimed at ass fetish

Weekly reminder that koreans made a black/american version of nier automata with heavy focus on big asses since they saw that is what americans love the most in women now that they worship black people
The result of doing this was the absolute flop and weak sales in countries like japan since as we all know they aren't very fond of blacks, specially their taste in women, meanwhile on the other hand this game became the best rated console game of the decade in america! Since it featured their ideal type of women which is a light skinned woman with a huge ass(the same as their black overlords)
Americans will never recover from this humiliation/////';./

Not like stellar blades ever get normal threads anyway. These threads have been filled with shitposting and schizos for years if you ever followed this game's development at all, even back when it was still called project eve. No game besides maybe BG3 has ever had the unfortunate case of being this cursed discussion wise in a long time.

I noticed it too, it's such a nice touch for immersion! Also noticed music gets even more muffled when underwater.

I'd like to file a complaint, relay it to your supervisor as soon as possible.
When I open provided link, all I see is

An error was encountered while processing your request:

This item is currently unavailable in your region

Please fix this issue.

who

some no lifer schizo

why

unironically terminal autism

Looks like a spam script.

Love to see it happen. Wish it became the norm here to do this to all coomer "game" threads. But not only that, deltarune, consoleshit, eceleb shit, should all burn in righteous fire.

I wish this piece of meat on two sticks was real.

I personally would not pay more than around 20€ for it.

Let me guess. Russian?

lotta walls of text
not a lotta .webms and .mp4s

And then Anon Babble lashes out whenever people say that Anon Babble is better for discussion because Anon Babble pushes every 'general' thread that actually talks about the game there. Meanwhile half the threads in this board are just twitter and reddit reposts.

the "nobody talks about gameplay" shitposter is here

Oh boy

So you have to upgrade the combat to feel "default" ? tried demo and janky as fuck, even worse when more than 1v1

It has a skill tree where you can unlock moves. Since the game only has one weapon, it's your only sense of progression in the game in terms of offense. At least it's not as bad as other old action games where you need to learn how to basic kicks.

game has about 100 costumes

only interested in 2 of them and NIKKE rapi dlc costume

I'm gonna have to wait for mods

The second one is also what I'm looking forward to. Reminds me of Anby from ZZZ. Would be even better if she wore big sneakers.

the game is boring and easy, it's literally just coomer bait, why would you pay for it when porn is free?

Demo crashes on startup

Very cool

Why would I watch porn if I could have fun playing a game while ALSO getting enticed?

needs an edgy mask and it'd be complete

When's the big tiddy mod

HOLY SHIT

true

How would that even work with how animation locky the combat is?

I guess that's why the split screen mode wasn't implemented in the first place but it's probably a left over mode that never got past alpha testing.
Mind you, many action games in the past did have coop. Such lost technology.

That was before the modern trend of having animations lock you and the enemy together to make it looks more dynamic. What game even started that trend? Was it the Uncharted games?

he's not going to have anyone to play with because his wife left him

Assassin's creed maybe? It was one of the first games with 'fluid' player enemy combat dynamics. Back then on the PS2 splitscreen mode on action games was quite the norm. Especially for musou games for example.

711246961

japan

lol, lmao even

qrd?

Reminds me of Anby from ZZZ.

Are you supposed to pick a few melee combos you like and use them while ignoring others?

Pretty much what I did, up to you though.

Just mix and match. My favorite is X+YYY because of the sick combo finisher. There's also another where Eve does kick and another where she gyrates along the air multiple times but I couldn't quite remember how to pull it off. It's a bit different from the basic Y combo since this one has more effects on it.

youtu.be/4NgX_eN3gj8?si=Y4YoTw8YnEE47BhX

destroys and rips apart stellar flop slop

proves its for low iq

parry slop trash

muh sexy woman good game!

still gets btfo

Stellar chuds lost and got btfo, your game is dogshit with worse gameplay then nier slop, get fucked you fucking pieces of shit.

The subhuman that stole a coworker's breast milk is talking about stellar blade?

Everything is going to be alright tendie, the switch 2 is almost here.

He became FAMOUS because of stellar blade. Nobody knew this fucker until he started the whole freestellarblade movement last year. It's shocking how stellar blade unironically championed this whole grifter movement.

False

$70

$60. nice job revealing you're a third worlder shitskin

the gamer-gooner-incel is a powerhouse of a movement, look how many people watch tectone and asmongold
it's the easiest way to make money as an influencer too, to appeal to those subhumans

my N1G-g2r

youtube.com/watch?v=1nINnPgIv7E

Can anyone give me a qrd on eve? What's her personality like?

Why would you not change your forced copypasta to remove "weekly" if you were going to spam it in a thread? You're just making it obvious it's just you posting it

Personality?

arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/4NgX_eN3gj8/
mmm very natural there buddy

my s-bunny wife...

You say that but you have leftwing grifters now too fueling the "Punch a chud, a nazi bleeds", "we need more diverse game casts", "sexy women are le bad in vidya cause I say so". That retarded movement is a reaction to a retarded response. If people want chuds to fuck off then dont act like what I just described. A lot of chuds are mostly regular dudes who got pushed into the chud sphere of influence because the left is onions as fuck and really really castrated, literal low T male type shit. I dont like chuds but ill take chuds any fucking day of the week over 2016 sjw blue hairs. Gamingcirclejerk is just r/thedonald but ragebait for left wingers. Same shit different side of a coin.

the only combat webm ITT

actually not bad looking

I have reserved excitement for this game but it really doesn't do it any favors that korean titties are the only thing anyone is talking about. Post more gameplay