Switchfags pay monthly rent payments to play games they can emulate in under 2 minutes on their phone

switchfags pay monthly rent payments to play games they can emulate in under 2 minutes on their phone

The absolute state

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oh look another seethe thread

dont forget to renew your subscription to use the voice chat button

already paid for no need to worry

emulating on phones

Brown or underage, call it

Playing 3D games without analog stick

Yuck.

monthly rent payments

It's $20/$50 per year, retard. And it includes more than just old games.

emulate

You fags begged gaming companies for years to make their back catalogues easily accessible for "muh preservation", then Nintendo gave you exactly what you asked for and now you cry because you can't afford $20/$50 in a year. That's cheaper than a library membership and you get access to a library of 300 games plus other benefits.

phone

Lmao enjoy touch controls or your shitty Bluetooth controller rig.

imagine if vegans spent even a fraction of the time they waste seething over nintendo actually playing gam-
oh, right... lol

it's yearly, but nice try

playstation plus has a tier that lets you play old ps1 and ps2 games

Literally the cheapest online of any console

inb4 "I am actually a PC chad and hate those too"

You're not fooling anyone. There's literally never seething threads about those other paid subscriptions although they keep raising prices, yet I constantly see threads like this where you cry like a bitch

emulate in under 2 minutes on their phone

What a fucking schizo retard lmao

we have real controllers for phones that plug into the usb now, anon. my samsung s23 can play 100x more tendie games than a switch 2 can (including switch 1 games) as well as ps1/ps2/sega consoles etc. if youre not buying a switch 2 for the next gen first party exclusives its literally a waste of money.

if youre not buying a switch 2 for the next gen first party exclusives its literally a waste of money.

Nope. People like you think that everyone needs to live the same pathetic degenerate 3rd world lifestyle as you. That's why you're still baffled as to why Switch sold 160 million and raped every other video game system to death.

mfw the most expensive tier of NSO is less than half the cost of the cheapest PSPlus tier in my country

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The cheapest online was nintendo's before the shit brick that is the switch

I guarantee at one point in your life you have spent hours downloading a bunch of games onto a gay little android device or something and ended up playing almost none of them.

How does it feel to seethe daily for 8+ years?

paying money to rent a limited selection of roms on objectively worse hardware makes me a thirdie somehow

enjoy being a paypiggie retard. Id gladly shell out the cash if it was actually a better experience than pirating, but its not.

Seething about paid online

Not even 5 dollars a month

LMAO

The only game I have on my phone is moonlight.

the problem isnt the price, its that its objectively worse than the virtual console where you could actually own games and nintendo werent total kikes about drip feeding you content. not that I care anymore since Im not retarded and have a pc and phone with controller hookups that can play any old game I want for free, plus I dont have to worry about nintendo shutting down the servers and scrubbing my device when they devise a new way to sell you the same games again.

actually the real problem is the shitty fucking background they put besides every rom that you cant fucking turn off for no god damn reason

plus I dont have to worry about nintendo and scrubbing my device

so funny that this has yet to happen and yet it is the eternal Anon Babble boogieman

This much energy to see the. Kek at your life.

umm stop emulating videogames and give papa nintendo ur money or else ur brown!!1!

tendies are so sad and desperate

im a hardcore tendie who despises snoyslop and pc vegans and even I think renting roms is retarded. if you have a usb controller and retroarch+dolphin, your phone is unironically better.

that being said if youre paying for an online subscription anyway, having a free rom collection to browse is a nice addition to have. the expansion pack is where I draw the line. fuck off Im not paying extra money when 100x superior emulation is available for free.

I'd be happy with the expansion pass if they put a dlc expansion on there more often. Even if it was just one $20 DLC a year that would pretty much be perfect. Even if it wasn't always an expansion I'd use like the AC Happy Home one (even though I did end up coming around to that one eventually)

Post hand.

enjoy being a paypiggie retard. Id gladly shell out the cash if it was actually a better experience than pirating, but its not.

I recently introduced my son to Streets Of Rage 2. Gave him a joycon. We both played together on the big TV in the lounge. Feels good bonding with a my kid and educating him about gaming history.

You will never experience this joy. Thank you Nintendo.

I wish Nintendo advertised their NSO game trials more. There's been multiple games that I got a lot of enjoyment out of for a free weekend, but a lot of the time I don't even realize they are going on.

what is an hdmi cable and bluetooth controllers

not a real argument

Honestly I still hate NSO on principle, but it's kind of hilarious how stupidly inexpensive it is. With so many other subscription services, even paying for the expansion to get N64 or Gamecube games is the price of like one AA game a year, or one AAA game a year for a family sub. I have to wonder why Nintendo can make it so cheap.

In comparison to so many other subscription services*
fuck i need to go to bed

Apparently I heard someone say that steam deck banned the use of dolphin on it.

I don't how true this is.

I have this feeling that emulation is going to become a big target.

That being said just buy a laptop or a mini PC.

they banned dolphin from being listed on steam but any retard with 2 brain cells can still install on any pc/deck/android/chinkheld etc

they can rip off the real emu devs for their source code and the roms were already made and costs zero dollars to reproduce. I agree that its really not a bad deal at all, i just prefer having way more emulator features/settings and unlimited rom selection on my pc/phone.

Nothing a white girl loves more than having infinite movies and shows at their fingertips before rewatching Supernatural and The Office for the 5th time.

It was removed from Steam not the steamdeck because Nintendo threatened to sue due to that version using proprietary code that Nintendo had the rights to. You can still get dolphin onto the steam deck just not through the official steam store.