Did you ever use to play games over at your friends house when you were a kid?

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why are you like this

All the time.
It's easy to spot the zoom zooms if all they've done is play online slop.

It's not your fault. If you didn't have friends even has a kid in elementary school and jr high it means your parents fucked up socializing you.

no, our parents wouldn't let us stay home. we went to sketchy arcades instead.

Is that girl in the back getting bullied?

phone shit

embarrassing

Yes and they had PS1 and old tv that only displayed yellow and blue. We mostly played tekken 3, quake 2 and GTA1.
I had PC and we played HoMM3 when they would come over to my house.

troon projecting and falseflagging

She don't know her place in the group. She was either in with the crowd prior to taking on the Token brown or she's next up just waiting for one of them to cross the head bitch.

yeah they invited her on a dare

They tried, but you can't socialize an autist.

Fucking brutal. Never got invited to anything as a joke, but definitely got picked on as the easiest mark at stuff when I was younger.

Our group of friends played a ton of Halo 1 and 2, Melee, Double-Dash and the Gen 3 Pokemon games. Very kino stuff

Imagine the smell.

phoneshit

vapid women

Only two of those girls want to be there.

wtf bro you made my peepee grow wtf put it back

that single piece of dogshit on the couch

Its my fault. I have a wretched soul, all autists do

me with my bro next to the dog laughing with a red ass face if it was a boy version

Good morning my fellow Kazak

I remember having sleepovers and staying up all night playing Luigi's Mansion and Animal Crossing on the Gamecube

The smell of pizza makes you hard

Are you Italian?

That poor dog.

A good pizza is a good time

always wanted to play fun couch coop games like mario party growing up

none of my friends had games like that, and family was poor so I was too embarrassed to bring kids over to my house

almost in my 30’s now, still never got to experience picrel and seems just as fun but no close friends

How do I cope?

Yeah, we used to do 99 stock Smash Bros matches and person in last place had to suck the winners dick.
We did it a few times but we had to stop doing it after it was clear one guy was losing on purpose and he made it all a bit gay.

Coaxing friends into playing Mario Party Online so you can realize how miserable you would've actually been.

Start doing this.

twitch streamer
then start an onlyfans where you fart fire out your ass

Those are all men

attention whoring vapid bitches pretending to have fun
based and comfy

know the difference

Yes and I will never experience it again

Life gets worse

yeah I feel for todays kids, old school sleepovers were the shit and I'm sad ill never get to go back.

smash bros 64 and perfect dark and GTA till you die then you pass the controller and shit

skating and watching CKY videos

buying dirt weed from the skanky older teen down the road and eating all the food in the house

hide and seek in the pitch black, bonus points if you can fart and change positions

making dry ice bombs to terrorize the neighborhood at 2am

lounging in the backyard pool while you listen to the neighbors freak out and source the explosion

stealing the parents booze

jerking off together to stolen pornos

2001 was truly a time to be 13

I'm sorry anon
Playing Mario Party with your bros as you yell at each other for the stupid bullshit that you can do and the betrayals that will inevitably happen is an amazing feeling

I feel bad for everyone in this thread.
Everyone should have at least one friend. I can't imagine going through life without someone to share your experiences with.

Yeah they forcefed her d*minos pizza

>jerking off together to stolen pornos

Uh that's not normal

she probably got on the couch first thinking she'd get a comfy seat early, then the other girls folded out the mattress after.
also giving off vibes like she's maybe a fringe friend of the group, maybe a friend of the other brown girl lying down but isnt a core member.

Did you ever use to play games over at your friends house when you were a kid?

Yeah used to do that a lot back in the day, played a shit ton of Gamecube and PS2 at cousins place.
One of my uncle ran a small business and we would bring the Gamecube and a 13" TV and play Smash/Strikers (one time it was fucking Fahrenheit of all games we could have played, it was the most fun we had because of how silly that game was) all fucking day in the back of the restaurant, while one of us is making burgers/fries and just have fun.
We still did it with PS3/Wii era but started to die down mid way through the generation, we just don't even see each other like at all (everybody got a family to take care of).
With all that said, what's with the chick sitting there by herself on the couch? Feel bad for her.

"We're gonna stay up all night playing videogames!"

Everyone else is asleep by 10PM.

jerking off together to stolen pornos

When I was 13 (in 2007) I didn't have my own computer so me and my friends would use the Wii's web browser during sleepovers to look up crudely drawn Azumanga Daioh hentai. No one ever fapped though that I know of.

Yeah my friend got gta vice city the day it released and i stayed over at his house all night. I kind of sucked though because his older brother would always beat the shit out of us every time i stayed over.

waking up before everyone else was worse

that poor dog

Yes but I grew up in the 80s and 90s

whoa whoa whoa wait a sec
women can share a bed like that no problem but if guys share a bed like this it's gay?!?!?!

nah see, one friend stands behind the couch
one on the couch
other on the floor
we dont have to see each others dicks so its not gay
you gotta strategize
also if you can't handle seeing your friends dick you are probably the one with the issues

Does anyone else unironically hate and wants to enslave women, or is it just me?

One of my friends and I shared a bed one time but our feet were at opposite ends of the bed. Still felt weird desu

Sometimes
I was happy back then...

Anyone who is BASED has the same mindset

Hopefully
Ugly fat bitch

Wake up in the morning and everyone else is asleep

Can do nothing but lay there like a dead fish waiting for everyone else to finally wake up

This takes up to an hour or more before someone finally gets up

I always hated that.

family sleepover turned into all the cousins and my brother masturbating while sharing porno mags

weird as fuck no idea how they did that, no way was I joining a group jerkoff

If you wake up first you prank your sleeping friend man yall missed the fuck out.

Yes, my friends and I would have like two sleep overs a month at a random friend's place and we would all bring our TVs and game systems with us to play.
This lasted from elementary school with our Nintendo 64 era systems until Xbox 360 era stuff when we were in highschool.

I'm a zoomer. We played Halo, blops, and Smash Bros local multiplayer. Played jackbox a bit in highschool. People are more atomized than in the past, but people really like to exaggerate the extent of that societal change. Normies are still normies. I wonder what kids nowadays are playing.

Nta but I was too much of a coward to do that

If you don't jerk off together you're gay

uh no but my friend did jerk off once looking at porn on his psp but i didnt give a fuck.

Kike post

yall

saturday night sleepover

my parents always pick me up early in the morning to go to church while everyone's still sleeping

always felt like i was missing out on the morning of the sleepover but everyone's parents probably got them pretty soon after anyway.

Constantly. And in early grade school, my then-best friend and I would autistically go on to have adventures playing outside (or playing with toys if it was too rainy) based on our favorite N64 and Game Boy games. Then he moved to a different country right before the Gamecube came out. All my best friends, except for my older brother, either left before a time I could access the Internet to easily reconnect with them, or later started getting into pot and quickly turned into massive pieces of shit.

sit down on the couch thinking your "friends" will sit together with you

they plop down on the fucking floor instead of being anywhere near you

It's time to face reality I suppose.

sleepover

someone left a warzone in the toilet

tell the host

everyone thinks you did it

never invited back

BLACK dog

You just know

Friend's parents start fighting.

idk it still looks comfy in the back behind the pillows. maybe it's her house and she's trying to give everyone the good spots.

Yeah, all the fucking time. We did sleepovers a lot and we'd play vidya, MTG, D&D, etc. It's a shame I'm such a shut-in weirdo now because dweebing around with other dweebs is great

friend who couldn't make it swings by for a quick visit

there for less than an hour

clogs the toilet

leaves

Spent like 30 minutes jerking that toilet until it unclogged.

I wonder what kids nowadays are playing.

Minecraft.
Just Minecraft.

friend starts getting beat up by his older brother and crying while you watch

I remember one time I stayed the night at my more nerdy friend's house. We somehow con'd his parents into renting us some full on hentai's from the vidya store.
He got weirded out as fuck when I wanted to strait jork it.
Fuck it did it anyway he just had to cope.

Do kids still have sleepovers these days or did covid fuck it all up?

Millennial parents and covid fucked it up. Why would you want sleep overs when you're helplessly addicted to doomscrolling an ipad.

only invited to one birthday party

the mother purposely gave me incorrect times so I wouldn't be around as long

No idea why people hated me. I was very quiet and polite because I was scared my dad would beat me

Which vidya store? I can't imagine something like Blockbuster having those.

smelly (iktf)

any online friend groups? you could try to set up a meet up irl
book an airbnb with a big TV and organize that everyone grabs a few controllers and maybe a console
I usually bring my steam deck with me while someone else grabs their switch
but be careful if you go the steam deck route, it's a piece of shit that can only connect multiple controllers via cables
connections via Bluetooth shit the bed after a couple of minutes

Wouldn't be shocked if COVID ruined that. Trick-or-treat also basically isn't a thing for a lot of kids anymore either even after the coof.

btfo’s millennials

thread about hating women turns into a thread about effeminate anons and their feelings

but be careful if you go the steam deck route, it's a piece of shit that can only connect multiple controllers via cables

??
I've played with friends on Bluetooth controllers and had no problems.

Yeah but my friend kept asking me to masturbate to porn with him.
Not just watch it with him but masturbate to it with him.
I think he dropped out and got arrested for assault.
We used to play GH2 and 3 a lot together.

Minecraft, Fortnite, FIFA.

Hastings, they had a lot more spicy shit because they sold and rented second hand shit.
It was kinda like a blockbuster if they bought and sold CDs and Videos and Vidya and hippie incense and garbage. And it was a lil cheaper to rent.

part time job during college started at 3am

every lan party I'd have to go to bed at 8pm

I'd always be up way too early in the morning

if anyone else is even awake still at 5 or 6am its the one weird dude you didnt want to talk to alone

Assuming they're grouped together online and playing together that seems kino even though who the fuck is renting that hotel room for it, that's odd. I guess rich kid's parents so the kids can be hellions in a hotel room and the wagies can clean it up maybe but that still seems weird

Never heard of them, but at least they lasted longer then Blockbuster did. The only other vidya store I can think of from my childhood was Hollywood Video.

Tranny janny and poojeet hours

1st grade

invited to a sleepover for my friend's birthday

pretty soon after I get there we're playing outside but his backyard is like some weird steep hill and i roll my ankle in like 1 second

tell his mom and i ask her if i can play his playstation

play the kid's playstation for a while chill as fuck playing crash bandicoot

later that night

we all start playing truth or dare

be like nah and pretend to go to sleep

the birthday kid gets dared to make out with his cousin

look for one second

wtf

go back to pretending to be asleep

his mom walks in and see this and starts yelling while i'm pretending to be asleep kek

pretty based, got to play playstation and dodged the gay shit

Always. Either it was at a friends or at mine. It got to the point where my mam got a bit annoyed with a ton of kids in the house so we moved to the garage and made a bit of a "gaming den". We would have kids come over from the street etc to play or just watch too. This was late 90s though, sort of all changed once online became more commonplace, especially when I started playing tons of MMOs.

That's just a zoomer LAN party. First one I've seen so good job?

Female cousin?

no...

but his backyard is like some weird steep hill

I always fucking loved houses with cool yards. Never really had any myself when I was a kid but houses on fucked up hills and shit were the absolute best

i hosted lan parties with 6-8 friends and we'd start at 3pm and end at 5pm the next day
wc3tft funmaps and cs1.6 (the russian shareware version, im not russian) all day and night, shit was cash

Wtf?

yep. i knew something weird or fucked up was going to happen so i pretended to go to sleep instantly.

also one of my other friends that I still talk to til this day who was there told me that someone got dared to fart on me while I was pretending to be asleep but I don't remember that or didn't notice when they did it kek

Negative aura

some of these stories are just too fucking weird

I was always the last one. I'm nearly 40 and I can still do 24-48 hour sessions if I want. Maybe its a shit power.

kek, too real

gaming night with friends

It's either FIFA or taking turns playing cod multiplayer.

How can i get a cute, quirky Chinese wife?

Yes that's mostly what we did. I have very fond memories of playing MHFU on PSP until the early hours of the morning with a mate, sleeping for a few hours, then carrying on.

The worst I ever felt for another kid when I was one myself, was one time I went to play on a friend's house and I found out that parents that limited what their kids could play based on ESRB ratings existed.

It was legit a cultural shock for me. I thought moms and dads just handed games to their kids without looking, and that's how it was with everyone else.

wanna get together and stare at our phones?

why even go

blocked the toilet at my friend's nan's house with a massive shit

he had to ring his nan and ask if they have a plunger because anon blocked the toilet

even his nan took the piss out of me when she got home

Banjo Tooie and Pokemon Stadium minigames were our bread and butter when I was a kid, then the PS2 came out and we moved on to Timesplitters 2 and 007 Nightfire. So many great memories, I mourn the death of splitscreen multiplayer.

they hated you first

Halo just released

stay up way past midnight with my friends, taking turns playing the coop campaign

father peeks in, goes "You're all insane." and leaves.

doesn't force us to go to bed, doesn't alert mother

Your fault for associating with normies

me at the back (male)

me and my mates would do sleep overs in school holidays, usually play a SHIT ton of gamecube 4 man party games, or xbox 2 player shit in turns, since those were the consoles me and the lads had.
turn up and do some godzilla destroy all monsters melee, or smash bros, always refuse to do mario party until after all the other games because one kid fucking LOVED it, but would bitch for the rest of the night if he didn't win, which soured the fun mood.
next morning we would take turns doing bike tricks if we were at the kids house that had the quarter pipe his brother build, or walk to the dairy and get way too much sugar if we were at the in town kids place, when we got left with the only choice being the out of town kids place we would usually spend the morning digging out BMX ramps we would never use because none of us could ride out there, and none of our parents cars were big enough to fit a bike AND 3-4 kids.
once we were out of primary school me and 2 others would drag the familty tower PCs and CRTs to the house of the guy whos dad worked in tech and had gone beyond dialup, and we would do warcraft3 custom game modes, or dominate in HL2 deathmatch and TF2 by communicating while we played.
and once i was in uni a mate and me would just play wow on laptops in the library instead of learning, because wifi was still rare at home, and the uni had 300Kbps.
i also have vague memories of n64 gameathons, but those were usually just an hour of mariokart after school

Yes I hated it every time. I hated the smell of someone else's house. But friends would always ask, so I felt compelled to say yes every time or I'd feel guilty
A good thing about being a friendless adult is I don't have to put up with that anymore.

stay up until 6am playing Oblivion

friends dad pokes his head in 'wtf are you doing still up? Anon will be going home in a few hours'

I haven't laughed this hard in months. Thanks, anons

I was the kid that wasn't allowed to play M-rated games. I got so much fucking shit for this from the other kids because I wasn't allowed to get gta 3. Somehow my parents didn't know the internet was worse and I was already seeing way worse shit on the internet in 3rd grade on newgrounds. I definitely don't blame my parents for trying but I would probably just let my kid play M-rated games if I had one. I'm not 100% sure though. I mean I wouldn't want my kids looking back on murdering random civilians in gta and feeling like that's love or something. I remember my mom taking away mortal kombat when I was a very little kid when I figured out how to unlock the supreme demonstration that shows all of the fatalities. I remember laughing and showing her everyone exploding into blood and bones. I wasn't even in 1st grade yet. If she had just let me keep it the game after seeing that then would have been fucking weird honestly. By around age 10 for sure kids should be able to handle pretty much any M-rated game though because they aren't actually "mature".

Girls are evil

friend starts getting beat up by his older brother and crying while you watch

his older brother looks to you for your verdict

Cute as hell. I need an Asian wife...

kek, I remember when FF7 released and my friend got it. Went back to his house after school so we could play together, he also had a younger brother watching us. We took turns and during my turn I named Tifa his younger brothers name and he couldn't stop crying. Ran off to his mam and then I got asked to leave. I still remember how hilarious it was.

little shit deserved it
t. older brother

What’s happening in this image, vee?

I had a best friend that was into gaming and anime. We were friends from when we were 5 until we were 22, at which point he flipped the fuck out for no apparent reason. He was always a social recluse who wanted to stay in his room all day, which obviously got progressively worse as we grew up. Then one day he ghosts me out of nowhere, because even just hanging out with me was too stressful. Now we're 36 and afaik he lives with his mother and gets to fulfill his wish of never leaving the house. I blame her for being so incredibly weak she just let this guy self destruct. His dad is obviously insanely ashamed but since he was divorced he couldn't do anything. To this day he thanks me for ever being his only true friend. I hope he's happy, at least.

90s

LAN party

assemble a dozen ramshackle computers

play Counter Strike and Age of Empires II for two days straight

try to sleep on a shitty couch chair while a mosquito is trying to fuck me with its proboscis

Those were the days.

Agreed. You can tell because they're all on their fucking phones lmao.

Alright gentlemen. What was *the* snack of choice at your sleepovers?

pizza rolls

bagel bites

hot pockets

pizza

chips

something else?

No wrong answers. For us? Totino's pizza rolls were the gold standard.

There is no universe where I, as a grown man, am sleeping outside my own house for no reason. Just watch the game, have fun, get in your car, and go the fuck home.

i tried something like that once, but for some reason one of them got the idea in their head that it was a hook-up thing, so she kept hitting on everyone, got super drunk, pissed herself on the couch ($500 cleaning fee is bullshit btw) and spent the next month online being insufferable because not one of the 5 guys and 2 girls would fuck her, when half of us were in relationships, and organised time off from work to just meet up and hang out with old WoW guildies and some randoms who grew to be part of the group in other games after.

the rest of us had a pretty damn fun time though, even if it wasn't worth taking a week off work and driving for like 40 hours.

sleepover at bros house with another friend

everything is going fine

his literal stripper mother comes home piss drunk

actually starts dancing on the table for us

friend has a complete mental breakdown and goes catatonic

run away home in the middle of the night

Everyone knew her as a nurse and had no idea she was doing that on the side.

how unattractive was she?

I stayed over at one buddy's a few times. He had a genesis and we mostly played Toejam and Earl coop. This was at US bases overseas though so people would leave every 3 years as their parents changed duty stations though so your friends changed a lot.

the femoid pic

Only 3/8 of them on their phones, finished eating pizza and relaxing

the male pic

The most staged shit in the world where all of them are 'asleep' with full ass pizzas on their chests and all the party shit like drinks and MORE FOOD visibly away from the sleeping bags and untouched.

Friend group that is clearly divided. The 3 in the bed besides the brown one don't really give a shit in their own clique. Brown one is still invested enough to care about the movie. The other 2 to the side are probably only close with each other. The unhappy looking girl in the back is 100% a background friend. No one gives a shit about them unless they ran out of options and are the obvious outcast in the group.

sounds awesome but would actually suck because his mom is a hoe and doing shit like that with his friends is a huge betrayal

Did you turn into a normalfag by any chance? That might be what did him in.

I miss it so much it hurts. I haven't played Mario Party in years, I can't do single player, it would make me sad.

muttoid older half brother

does wwe moves on younger brother until he starts wailing and crying in pain

mother does not give a shit

Fuck that. I'd just turn the volume all the way down and play some vidya.

shit, memory unlocked.
we had this one kid at school who was loud and looking back autistic as fuck, and we would play this game with upside down Bionicle legs, pretending they were videogame characters, think it was abes odessey, but we would dig out antholes near the trees at school and march these Bionicle legs down them while he would pretend to sneak around them with some maccas happymeal toy.
think it was the same kid who had us all drawing dragons and giving them stats to fight like a cross between DnD and magic cards.

background friend

wtf is that? have you ever had friends actually?

how do you make friends now without immediately offending someone over something trivial

A normalfag that posts on Anon Babble lmao

Yes i did. Just a few, and 2 became my lifelong friends even today (and I'm responsible for them loving the games I do - otherwise they would have played kek games like RAN Online or something)

twisties, big bowl of M&Ms, allens mixed lollies and a case of Kirks.

Have you been in a coma for the past ten years? This place is fucking normalfag central now. Not a day goes by that I see someone mentioning their gf/wife on here.

Bros I don't think there's anything I wouldn't give up to be able to cuddle with any number of them at once in that bed every night.

It's a thing. I would consider myself within the spectrum of norm, or at least hide my power very well. Still work (from home), own my house, drive/car etc. Have a few friends from back in the day but we really only see each other once a month and go out to the pub/catch up etc. When I'm at home I just play and watch stuff, sometimes Anon Babble etc, barely have any other hobbies.

birthday

get guitar hero 3 legends of rock

cousin is over (coalburner baby)

let him have a go at it

he fails at a song on easy

insists on trying again

whatever sure

fails again

refuses to swap turns

eventually turns into a massive rage-induced meltdown as even the adults are trying to get a turn

Lol was fun just to witness.

before we were ALL virgins

Same, tho I don't deserve any either.

have no friends, therefor I have no worth

have no worth, therefor I can't make friends.

Sometimes life just ends in your late 20s. My personality and ability to connect with others disappeared years ago.

have decent flow of friends throughout elementary and high school

all of them were on 360 in elementary while I was on PS3

could never play with them, and couldn't fathom how their parents paid for Xbox Live when mine would only buy me two games a year (to be fair, a lot of them had divorced or rich parents while mine were middle class coming from low/poverty class)

eventually, by grade 7 we all transitioned to steam

have a shit computer but play some rounds of free shooters with them

time goes on

get a job, taste develops, start playing more niche Japanese games

realize all my friends, even the ones I made in high school, are supremely normalfaggy

put off playing vidya with them because they just wanna play CSGO or COD

graduation comes

cut off all of them and never look back

I'm 24 now and haven't had a close personal relation in a bit over 5 years. Probably bad for me, but I wouldn't change that. I have this running monologue in my head where I think "I must be intensely uninteresting to these people" and naturally avoid talking about my own interests unless I detect some form of kinship, so I can't exactly force myself to make new friends. I mostly just stick to online circles at this point.

average at worst.
honestly, had we not all been so excited to be doing a lAN like when we were kids, and it was just a generalised IRL meet-up im sure she would have managed to get laid, but this wasn't a social event, it was a gamer event.
hell, if she had waited until a few people had gone to bed before getting drunk and whiney im sure 2 of the guys there would have happily obliged, but 6am is WAY too early to be blackout on the first day of an IRL meet.

pizza rolls unless my bros dad cooked, because that mf could cook.

if that's all it takes then yeah, i guess i am. it was always inevitable it would happen, the average age of people on here is constantly increasing. it's also a shit definition, this isn't r9k. i'd rather talk to anons with gfs who actually play and enjoy videogames than terminally online shitposters who don't and the former are bigger nerds than the latter

only one of my friends who was into pc gaming

all of them would try to get me to come over and play console games but i was a genuine pc master race snob

ended up missing out on so many shenanigans because i never went over

cringe myself to death thinking about all the missed nights of playing madden or halo or whatever shitty console trash they were playing.

he doesn't know

NGMI

not all of us were virgins, some got molested.
those are the ones that learned to speedrun games so they would play on the pedos console and get out before they got too handsy.

6am lol wtf that's psychotic

you obviously enjoy their presence enough to want them around

the average age of people on here is constantly increasing

So? You don't automatically morph into a normalfag with age.

we are the bigger nerds and aren't toxic!

This type of mentality is exactly why game subs on Reddit or other social media are shit. Infested with types that get upset when older fans complain about something they care about.

I had the same problem thinking myself uninteresting so I would never talk/share stuff, but ADHD medications helps me open up A LOT. That said, you are who you hang around, people can pull you up and down, no friends is often better than bad friends.

Yes. So you agree with the definition then.

What about the rapist friend? Where would he sit?

try to sleep on a shitty couch chair while a mosquito is trying to fuck me with its proboscis

For me it's the 3-chairs-bed.
Gods my back hurts just thinking about it.

That chick on the couch is all alone and absolutely seething

dude, i personally know a 34 year old guy who posts daily updates on all his social media about what episodes of whatever slice of slice cringe anime he watches. he found a gf by meeting some random russian girl on an obscure forum and bonded over wanting to learn japanese. they talked online for 3 YEARS before meeting in person, and now she moved to the UK and they live together. they play genshin together and he's the biggest fucking dork ever (still a great guy)

is this guy a normalfag?

Actually, there were two other instances beyond my school friends.
If you couldn't tell from my post, I'm habitually awkward and couldn't stand "going over" to someone's house, so at school I'd always dodge invitations. Similarly, I never wanted people to come over to my house.
I did have 3 other friends outside of school growing up. One was a boy across the street and I remember we played Resident Evil 5 and Halo 3 on his 360, but he eventually moved away.
The other was a pair of twins on my street, and I actually did feel a kinship with them even though they were aggressively normalfag by my standards. They were the reason I have any amount of history with WWE and the dub of Dragon Ball Z, and we'd play Battlefront or do dumb shit like pour popcorn flavoring on paper and eat it. That friendship ended because my ass-burgery extended family stayed over, and we were hanging out, and my cousin (who was older than all of us mind) started throwing rocks at the twins. I am still in disbelief this event happened (for general ages, I was like 8, the twins were 11, and my cousin was 13 just about).
Nah, I don't mean in that way.
I mean without my interests I am probably incredibly uninteresting, but at the same time I think my actual interests would put people off (not in the like "Oh, by the way, I'm a lolicon way", but in the "Yeah, my favourite game right now is The Hundred Line" and having to let presumed normal people see that I like games about anime high schoolers), and in the course of explaining them then they'd find them uninteresting.

I have met exactly 3 people who fulfilled my standards of kinship by the way (not counting online friends or shit that goes down at conventions). Sadly, 2016-era Anon Babble poisoned my irl attitudes and two of them were descended from tumblr, so it was doomed to failure.

it's ironic that you're twisting my words like a fucking woman and yet you will never be one

Stacey's on their phones

Fun kids with the dog enjoying the movie

Poor token kid on the couch

why even invite someone if you aren't going to engage with them is my question

immediately screaming about trannies

Guess you aren't a normalfag just a terminally online shitposter. Every accusation is a confession

is this guy a normalfag?

Absolutely. All the other fluff doesn't mean shit. If you have a girlfriend then you're a normalfag. If you want a girlfriend but can't get one then you're a failed normalfag (like all those retards over at Anon Babble).

a few of us in the teamspeak talked about it after and autopsied the day.
most of us started arriving around 2pm, so there was a general light drinking going on as we got all the screens and consoles set-up, or staked out sleeping spots, or did runs to the shops for snacks and got everything ready, but she sort of kicked of into doing shot with people as they arrived, and didn't have any set-up to keep her busy, so she must have been pretty plastered by the time we all gathered for a shitty pizza dinner before settling down for the LAN.
she then didn't actually play any of the matches the rest of us were playing in, so we assume she just kept drinking while chatting, so by 6 she was just sort of lying on the couch watching the smash bros game, and must have passed out soon after.
was real weird, but 2008 was a different time. don't remember what happened to her, most of those guys moved on to discord and vanished into other niche communities

Women discover/invent social politics really early on, she was an obligatory invite and she was obliged to accept it because not being there would be even worse than being there but ignored

imagine the heartburn

I still do

I had a friend but he tried to cyber rape me in XIV so i had to block him on Steam.
I even bought the name change.

Yeah played Halo split screen with the boys. Used to play a lot of Nintendo games with my cousin. Even as an adult I went to my best friends house drank some beers and played some games

thats so funny lol

Women will pretend to be friends with a chihuahua if it means they have le friends

you don't even know what that term means. lurk moar

Most likely

not really, no. Not until high school. then they all left after high school ended. I haven't heard from any of them in almost 10 years.

they're watching a movie retard
for all you know whoever took the picture is going to go sit on the couch.

KEK

can make friends because for whatever reason people find me charismatic

too autistic to actually foster the relationships and just ghost most people sooner or later once it goes beyond them just seeing me in passing

Maybe it’s one of those things where I’m spoiled because i know i can make them, but friends seem overrated as fuck.

I don't care what other retards use as their definition. I'm sticking with mine. Simple as.
Getting back to the point, that's probably why that friend decided to leave. Must have got sick of his normalfag friend simping nonstop.

You shouldn't just announce you've never known any women like that bro...

you're making acquaintances and thinking they're your friends because they'r epolite to you

you belong here

omg these bitches aren't all sitting side by side holding hands while watching a movie

This.
My heart goes out to the poor outcast on the couch!

simping? lmao your incel rage is showing

I guess you could see it that way, but they want to be more than just acquaintances when I don’t want to be. Usually when people wanna hang out a lot and text me nonstop I assume they wanna be more than arms length friends, and I don’t ever want to be, my personality outside is completely fake and I just pretend to be social when I want to sit in my room in complete darkness playing new Vegas or some shit for 8 hours straight. But yes, I definitely belong here.

Immediately shrieks in recoil

Yep, it's a simp alright.

the one watching the movie on the couch and the one watching the movie in the bed are trv friends that both appreciate kino and they'll be able to have a conversation about the movie later. the other ones just don't get it because they were too busy on their phones and laughing and playing with the dog.

In every group. There's at least one person who is just sort of there. They're not really important to the dynamic and people rarely hang out with them 1 on 1.
if you're a boring piece of shit and not much of a person in general, this will be you in every group.

obsessed with women because he can't get any. thinks "normalfag" is about women and nothing else

simp? nigger i'm married lmfao

I never had a friend group like that. I liked all of my friends.

For me it was always fist under knee and force foot towards thigh, hurts like hell

Married men are the biggest simps of all. You're literally devoting your whole life to a woman. So thanks for proving my point.

This feels like it's true in school, but then soon as you leave the real friend group remains. In school we had a strong group of 5 guys, but there was 2 others that hung with us at times, those 2 were definitely those people. Once school ended it was only 4 of the 5 that stuck together.

i don't know what the word simp means, either

You really do need to lurk moar, man

we used to smack each other in the balls using our fingers as a whip and punch each other in the side of the leg which would make your leg go numb and call it "dead leg" KEK

i swear this is a pasta lol

I've been here since '08 for the Brawl discussion mostly. It's just like I said here

at sleepover at friends house

SNES is in the middle between two couches, it's my friends turn to play the game

as a bored hyperacrive kid I start jumping from couch to couch

fuck up and land on SNES breaking it

My dad was so pissed when he had to buy them a new one, I got the switch

the ugly girls have to sit on the floor with the fucking dog

the shy mouse type sits towards the back, apart from the rest, looking miserable

What a picture.

Same. And it hurts...

Yes, I had a friend who had a snes and he invited me and my my brother over because he couldn't beat donkey kong country 2 and 3 on his own, my brother beat those games for him, then he stopped inviting me over, some friend

Millenial kid sleepovers involve weird sex stuff

Zoomer kids don't have sleepovers because they are all lonely introverts

Can't win.

I despise Fifa. I'm good at video games and I played soccer well enough that I got D1 offers but I suck so bad at Fifa and it's all my normalfag friends will ever play

he sounds based

They would be if they were watching The Notebook

They're all bullying each other in a toxic cycle of insecurity, most likely.

Parents go outside and the next thing you hear is a firearm discharge and silence

The dad walks in with his face covered in blood

Keep playing da vidya gayme

7 white women

1 dog

its gonna be a long, exhausting night....

I went to a sleepover at my friends house when we were about 10, his mom bought us booze for some reason, we played halo, timesplitters 2 and CBFD. We stayed up all night watching shitty old movies too, like the exorcist sequels. We drank too much, got in a fight and I busted his nose

timesplitters

What a great game with a variety of multiplayer options

turned 16 so allowed to drink Beer

get a pizza and a case of beer

fire up Mario Strikers

every goal scored against you, take a drink

it was great

I'm 27 and lost touch with friends from high school and college. Been friendless for the past two years.
Is there still hope or is this the point of no return for a deep friendship? Have you ever met new people through work? I'm thinking of trying therapy, lads...

10

mom bought booze for yous

huh, what country is this?

>Millenial kid sleepovers involve weird sex stuff

Nope. Just trying to beat the weekend rental.

lol faggot, Im also 27 and havent talked to those faggots from school since the day it ended. I have an 18yo gf so maybe try that. Therapy lmao. Fucking stupid goy

Have you ever met new people through work?

I don't want my coworkers knowing anything about me.

UK

Waffles or pancakes

took about 15 seconds before I realized the picture of the pizza wheel on the box wasn't a butt plug being ejected from a fan

kek
get your eyes checked nigga, or maybe your brain

No. It's just that we moved a lot.

I'm 26 and in the same position
I don't think there's any way out of it unless you go out of your way to actually meet new people and try to strike a friendship with them
interestingly enough, this loneliness never really bothered me until a few months ago, now it's completely unbearable

My first actual sleepover we just played this weird shooter and watched The Crow, no one was getting off
I'm 36

that one kid who got raped by the dad

grim

I've never understood how people dont have friends. I will stop talking to my friends for literally months (sometimes years) on end because I'm an antisocial freak. People essentially bring me tribute just to hang out with me, no idea why.
Even while being so antisocial it borders on agoraphobia I have made friends well into my adult life by just shooting shit with them

Is it just a zoomer thing? Is it really that fucked now?

recycle this pizza box

?????? You can't recycle a pizza box that's dripping in fucking grease, that's like the one thing you can't recycle
Fuck you domino's

The only "friend" from the high school days of 23 years ago is a schizoNEET I taught to buy drugs off the internet which I receive financial kickbacks from sales I help bring in. Its an easy $10k a year for doing absolutely nothing. I just wish I had more time to play vidya with him but I'm always busy doing shit.

Imagine taking recycling seriously. I'm here to help the end of the world come, not save it.

Imagine if they all started making out and taking their clothes off haha I mean can you imagine? Silly idea haha

tfw no friend with hot stripper mother

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

get invited to halloween sleepover at friends house

14 years old (feel too old for trick or treating but my friends are excited so go with them)

play vidya, watch cartoons, all the good shit

after we go to bed, two of the boys start being weird and acting gay

touching eachother up and making weird cooing sounds

I'm still not sure whether it was a joke or they were actual fags

it's 3am at this point

Im trying to sleep so I get mad

get up and walk over to gay friends

flip one of them over with my foot then stamp on his chest

kid starts wheezing, crying and vomiting saliva, friend who's house it is goes and wakes his mom

Explain what happened and am met with concerned looks

never invited to another sleepover

what did I do wrong?

Was always the last one to go to sleep

Awful feeling, granted I'm 32 now and a massive night owl. I even have an evening job. I guess I was always more accustomed to the night rather than the day, as cringe as that sounds. I am not a morning person, and I don't like going to sleep at what I consider an early time.

story is true except anon is actually one of the gay kids

not invited because the kid he was touching was the main kid's 6 year old brother

Yes. I had a Playstation, one friend had a super nintendo and another had their own PC.
We went from friend to friend to try new games, sleepovers were the best

Uh....

I worked overnights for a decade. I don't know how much I missed out on.

They could also be the homo friend, or lesbo friend in this case.
You know, the friend that gets a bit too exited when they are allowed to sit on the couch with the boys, they start play punching or tickling you, they really like wrestling and laying sideways on everyones legs on the couch, so you have to time them out in the cooldown spot.

I went to a sleepover once and just couldn't sleep at all, but my friends fell asleep watching Hot fuzz, I didn't want to wake anyone up so I just sat there and watched hot fuzz on repeat about 6 times

I fucking hate that movie.

I’m a night owl, I like this schedule and it’s good for me

You’re lying to yourself

Missed out on, like in a bad way? Like during the day? Most people are at work during the day anyway. I guess a lot of people party and do stuff at night, but I'm not a social person/partier anyway. In a way it's kind of like a superpower because you can stay up till the crack of dawn and still have energy, but most people would be dog ass tired by that point.

I want you to explain why it's bad.

for no reason

to be with friends

In a way it's kind of like a superpower because you can stay up till the crack of dawn and still have energy, but most people would be dog ass tired by that point.

It was handy when I went to college parties on campus (as a guest as I never went to college).

he's not on omeprazole

cheat codes to heartburn

No idea sounds like an overreaction on their part

You get used to it after awhile. I hope you at least have a job that isn’t 100% teleworking. You don’t really need friends but the brain needs some degree of socialization and mouth movement regularly. Other than that, I highly recommend playing Arma Reforger and/or Hell Let Loose or any other game with a big focus on co-operation and communication. I like to play them when I feel particularly lonely

coworker friends

Slim to none, you have a better chance of marrying coworker than making friends.
Best bet is joining some IRL hobby group

Finding a girl you can tolerate being around for more than a couple weeks is even harder than finding friendship
Indulge me in how you managed to acquire a totally real and not fake at all for the sake of LARPing to cope 18 yo gf

Good on you for not waking your friends for the greater good.

the greater good

Conceptualize the fragrance.

work friends

wife

gf

friends

what the fuck did that gook bastard do to Anon Babble? Why are you guys even here?

If this was a boys sleepover, 6/7 of them would be virgins

Stale cheesy chips that give be a boner

IRL hobby group

How do you even do you even find these in le current year?

when you see it

6/7 of them would be virgins

not on the day after

You need to actively seek them out and then secure yourself a position in the group
as with all "organised fun" though it is not conducive to producing good friends

All the time. I skipped school daily to go play games with my friends. Xbox and xbox 360 days were golden.

Lol the two most popular posts are "I have no friends" and "I hate women." Classic 4channel shit lul. Chud central.

They hate you aswell.

Just sounds like men in general to me

Amateur sports, fishing, golf, gym and hiking are easy to find. Dancing lessons are the best way to find gf or female friends

How do I cope?

Easily, just call the sleepover trannies gay.

Eh, resentment helps no one. Might as well take ownership of the man I became and adapt

Yeah? Well you're a fuckin fag.

I would never stay over night and play video games with you white people

explain that image
did they kill the negress?

No I did a woman degree in a medical field in college where my class was like 90% women and they made me hate women with their constant sexual assaulting of me and teasing and inappropriate touching.

Never had friends. But I did enjoy playing games on the bus to school in the mornings with my classmates.

dominos

literal dogshit, even my local pizza store has higher quality pizza then the shit dominos offer

Horsford arrived at the slumber party at 10 p.m. on November 3, 2018. Attendees drank, watched football, and played Cards Against Humanity.[6] There were also three men at the house.[3] According to witnesses, Horsford got up at 2 a.m. to smoke a cigarette on the back porch.[6] The next morning at 7:30 a.m., the homeowner's aunt found Horsford lying facedown and motionless under the porch. At 8:59 a.m., Jose Barrera, the homeowner's boyfriend, called 9-1-1.[3] In the 9-1-1 call, Barrera described Horsford as lying facedown and not breathing. He brought attention to a small cut on her wrist, suggesting that it may be self-inflicted. A woman's voice can also be heard on the call speculating that Horsford might have been pushed from the balcony.[12] The police arrived at 9:07 am.[6]

The initial autopsy ordered by the Forsyth Sheriff's Office discovered "multiple blunt force injuries" and a high blood alcohol level.[4] Officials speculated that the latter caused her to fall from the porch and that the injuries were just a result of the 14-foot fall. Horsford's family and friends, however, were not convinced and called for a second independent autopsy; this was then carried out by the Georgia Bureau of Investigations (GBI).[5] According to the GBI medical examiner's report, Horsford sustained severe injuries to her head, neck, and torso. They discovered cuts on her face, wrist, hand, and lower legs as well as a "laceration to the right ventricle" of her heart. The GBI toxicology screening found a blood alcohol level of .238 and traces of THC and Alprazolam (an anxiety medication) at the time of her death.[6]

You can read the whole thing here, but essentially a lot of people believe it was a racially motivated murder, and the husbands were in on it/helped plan it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Tamla_Horsford#:~:text=Hundreds of people shared the,ruled as an accidental death.

glory to Kazakhstan, #1 producer of potassium

It happened in Metro Atlanta. It's unlikely. We're actually pretty civil about race relations around here.

Most hobby groups gatekeep to fuck because it's reasonable to assume a lot of outsiders, specifically friendless people, are "weird af" or "icky"

At least this is my case, post-college

Almost every sleepover I attended as a child had gay shit occur.

kids getting naked and flashing one another

friend peeping on me taking a piss and he comments on my dick size and compares mine to our other friend

had to share a bed with other friend and he starts groping me and trying to hug me

years later most of these guys became fags, one of them even trooned out

I'm convinced I was the only 100% straight guy in our friend group. There's something in the water up here

Aussie detected.

What the fuck is up with australians adding 'ies' to everying?

it's just like how 4chuds put "fag" on the end of everything

So... like how Anon Babble has operated for 20 years?

spend weeks begrudgingly buddying up with the rich kid at school because I overheard him saying that he has FFXI

finally arrange my very first sleepover

"hey you have FFXI right?"

"yes. I do."

boots it up holy shit it's happening

"indeed. I am here at approximately (...)"

not really listening, butterflies in my stomach just looking at it in motion, I just want to watch him play

doesn't really do anything but stay in some gray little corner for 10 minutes

"okay. that's it. come on."

(ugh. at least he has like two shelves worth of games and five other consoles. maybe it'll be something cool?)

brings out some fucking Tom and Jerry shovelware game

"come on. get a controller."

forced to grit my teeth and put up with this because FFXI is on the line

"you want to, um, play something else?..."

"no."

hours. hours. hours of Tom and Jerry until it's 2 AM I want to fucking cry

fall asleep on the floor from hoping for more FFXI exhaustion

this is my very last sleepover

Bonus

later in life he starts to pull the video games are for babies actually act

he literally just goes around hounding down other kids that used him for games they wanted to see myself included

never forgot his prepared gay little speech "oh. you play...video games? you still play...video games? that's cute. i...have a girlfriend!"

find him through facebook years and years later out of morbid curiosity, wasn't that hard because he has a weird as shit last name

alpha male act completely dropped, he's in complete financial ruin after being fleeced by dozens of mail orders and their villages while living with his now divorced mom in a trailer

Fuck you, Ryan.

yes, australia has been operating for even longer, if you can imagine that

kek

He sounds like a fag but I hope you've at least matured enough to feel comfortable admitting to people that you simply dont want to do something
also you should've just asked to borrow ffxi

10, his mom bought us booze for some reason

what the fuck?

Shuties theies fuckies upies

Domino's for a while was campaigning to get recycling centers to take pizza boxes. They claimed that modern machines could handle them. It must not have worked out because they don't put that on the box anymore.

yes of course
we'd play ps1 and n64 on the floor until our asses hurt

I'm 39 and the years I spent playing FFXI were the best years of my life and I wish I could go back.

jerking off together to stolen pornos

you had to ruin it, you fucking faggot

I didn't know about the story until I read the other post and I assumed the guy was mad at her for being friends with all white peepo at first

I was with you till that last bit

they all probably think of BBC, or are even already blacked

usa 2025 kek

stolen pornos

I remember how frequently I used to find porn stashes when I was fishing, literally just piles of VHSs and magazines laying around in the woods under boxes and shit
Crazy how things that seemed normal change so completely

Probably left there by pedos on purpose hoping you'd do that. Any normal adult would just throw it away in the garbage.

I had my stash buried in a tobacco field, but I kept the JC Penny catalog in the living room, nobody was the wiser. .

You are projecting. I have no friends because I was an asshole that ruined all my friendships. I'm not some kind of loser who never had friends to begin with

I just had one of those writing desks you could lock with my stash in it, used to flick through my gfs "Practising Midwife" and bra catalogues though

Im sure internet porn existing is the only reason you dont see those desks anymore

no kid was stupid or gullible enough to give you his mmo login

Probably, internet porn changed everything.

Most white women in the US aren't attracted to black guys, and the BBC fetishism seems to be largely enjoyed by troons.

my bad I didn't realise it was an mmo, thought that was 14
wanting to play an mmo as a kid without a credit card was pure suffering. I still remember the sting of buying The Realm Online only for my parents to tell me they aren't paying for a subscription

I was the guy who would always grab a couch with one of the few girls there and just molest her quietly all night with everyone sleeping nearby

jerking off together to stolen pornos

We didn't beat off because that'd be mega gay but I did once play adult newgrounds games at a best friend's house together around 4th grade. We marveled at them like Beavis and Butthead.

Looks comfy honestly. Never really cared much for Fortnite though, but hey to each his own

I used to have friends. I was never great at making them, so I only ever had a few close ones. I was a quiet, non-social kid. We grew up together in school, went over to each other's houses and played video games, then went out to clubs when we were older. Then my psycho aunt drove them away. Been alone ever since.

And that's why you got kicked out of boarding school jacob.

Dominos

When I was a kid, the ginger kid also always stank and did gross shit like play with his toes in public.

what's wrong with dominos?

pretending to be a pizza snob on Anon Babble

Nobody gives a fuck bro, it's all the same shit whether it's pizza hut, papa johns, dominos, etc. Only europoors are going to "muh local pizzeria" because it's in walking distance and they walk everywhere. No one is stopping and getting out of their car for a slice of pizza unless they're high schoolers.

not sure if it's just my local one but the dominoes near me has consistently been the best chain pizza my entire life

people always suck off papa johns but every time i've ever had it it's been bad

it's all the same shit whether it's pizza hut, papa johns, dominos, etc.

poorfag detected
pizza hut is goat, sorry you can't afford it

idk pizza hut and dominos taste like shit near me. Papa johns is the only decent one

There's nothing wrong with it and if you like dominos that's fine. I just never really liked the taste of it. Maybe the one near me is just shit idk

am**icans actually eat that slop, im not even joking

I agree with you btw, Dominos is easily the worst pizza in my city
But I'm a europoor so maybe that one anon has a point

Kids shouldn’t be allowed to truth or dare with their blood relatives. Lot of dares you end up getting grossed out by looking back

>get invited to halloween sleepover at friends house

years old (feel too old for trick or treating but my friends are excited so go with them)

>play vidya, watch cartoons, all the good shit

>after we go to bed, two of the boys start being weird and acting gay

>touching eachother up and making weird cooing sounds

>I'm still not sure whether it was a joke or they were actual fags

all true

>it's 3am at this point

>Im trying to sleep so I get mad

>get up and walk over to gay friends

>flip one of them over with my foot then stamp on his chest

>kid starts wheezing, crying and vomiting saliva, friend who's house it is goes and wakes his mom

>Explain what happened and am met with concerned looks

>never invited to another sleepover

fabricated larp

I don't like how Pizza Hut's crust tastes sugary like it's made out of Hawaiian bread

I've never forgiven dominos for dropping the Dominator base, but you're right, dominos is by far the best and most reliable of the big 3

However they're all retardedly expensive and they're not 10 times better than a pizza I could just throw in the oven

yes and I have a vivid memory of watching my best friend's older sister crush marble madness while she was high

Everywhere has local pizza joints, thougheverbeit. Even some one horse town in Oklahoma has one.
Chain pizza used to be something you ordered because you were lazy, but there's no real excuse when everything is delivered and local stuff is comparable in price. slicelife.com/restaurants/ga/atlanta/30303/dolo-s-pizza-atlanta/menu?utm_campaign=order_now_button&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=dolospizza.co

Haven't "hung out" with anyone in twenty years now as of this year. Ain't sure what do do at this point, I assume everyone at this point's made their friends and they're not looking for anyone else to take up their time. I like talking to people and can even make them laugh with observations and jokes and I'm always up to date on current events, and I'll ask them questions to get them to open up. But it always ends the same way. "Alright, you take care."

My mom had this weird rule where we just couldn’t play vidya in the weekdays, only on the weekends. But other than that we could play literally anything. I still remember my brothers and I going to the strip clubs in San Andreas and just staring silently at the strippers then going outside and spawning monster trucks like nothing happened

the local ones are actually more expensive where I live compared to the chain pizza but I still get the local ones because they taste so fucking good

it really did go like that
I did tell them to stfu a few times which I forgot to mention but otherwise that is exactly what happened

I was actually invited to more sleepovers though, that part was a joke

Holy fuck poor kid. You better not fucking tell me you guys made fun of him afterwards

me on the left

I come from a backwater shithole and I think city slickers underestimate how fucking useless your average schmuck is
the local food places here are deplorably bad, without fail, if anything good opens up it closes quick because people are also too tasteless to appreciate it. In this case, these big chains are actually much better and are much less likely to get you sick.

It's just not that serious unless you're a redditor:

come home from a shit day of work, or on the weekend, don't feel like cooking

order delivery from one of the big 3/4

eat it, maybe have some leftovers the next day

I don't use doordash or ubereats because I live a particularly melanated large metropolitan city, so I won't pay $40 for cold, spit enriched, overpriced "pizzeria" pizza 2 hours later. Caring too much about pizza is reddit as fuck. Just eat it and shut the fuck up.

group sleepover

play melee and double dash all day

go to Chuck E. Cheese

play Mario kart ds during the drive

I enjoyed every Normie shit as a child.

pic

Holy fuck, that is so fucking me. I’ve been in three separate discord groups and I’ve never been more than an acquaintance to anyone in any of them. Everyone is so close to one another, knows where each other lives, would ride and die for each other, knows each other’s schedules, constantly invite each other to play vidya or just hang out in VC, and meanwhile I’m just this awkward dude sitting in the corner who people occasionally remember he exists. I hate it so fucking much. I just want one good friend. I used to have that about a decade ago but I fucked up that friendship badly and I think that was the only chance at a true and meaningful friendship God will ever grant me. I want off this fucking ride

I live in Atlanta, the black Mecca. The delivery services are usually good, except when my dasher gets arrested. We're also a fat people, so food is appreciated. If someone opens a restaurant serving obscure cuisine like Latvian or something, 5 more will pop up trying to outdo them.

nigger, god put 8 billion potential friends on this planet for you, this is no longer his problem

Stranger things have happened

I'm out of town right now, and my cousin came with me. I brought the ps2 up, we're going to spend the next 4 days doing a little work on the house, and finishing off a bunch of games we'lve slowly been working on. He slept over at my house last weekend and weekend, we did the same thing excepct we drank a lot and i threw my guts up half the night/next morning
its almost always just the two of us now, but once in a while a 3rd party will be with us and it will almost feel like being in high school again

I live in Atlanta, the black Mecca.

My condolences, but I live in Houston, which I'd argue has worse blacks than atlanta, even if there's less as a % of the whole.

it's so easy to make your own pizza and even an okay pizza stone is like $20 what gets me is a lot of places either make their crust thick, undercooked and floppy or their sauce tastes like eating raw sugar or they put 5lbs of ingredients on top

this motherfucker is horizontal drinking that capri sun no-handed

Anon, you gotta meet people halfway sometimes. Yeah, COD and CSGO are shit, but sometimes playing with friends is the fun part.

I like how this thread devolved into talking about pizza

Are women capable of putting down their phone for any length of time?

yeah. once in a while they'd whip their penis out and they'd do stuff between them. i was the only one who refused to be involved in that gay shit. thought they were just horny and desperate to feel some stimulation on their peckers but they ended up being all gay. the end, thought i'd share.

threadly reminder that Anon Babble is one of the biggest, longest running social media sites on the internet

It just means people just sort of tolerate you as long as you know your place and are non threatening.

I've considered it, but dough prep is what kills it. Having to prepare it a day early kills the convenience factor. I don't know when I'm going to want pizza, I love it, but it's more of a fallback meal rather than a planned event.

It goes both ways. I'm on my phone all the time.

i thought that was total biscuit in his casket

We went home only to sleep and eat, times were simpler.

I'm sure they despise you even more

No need to be a dick about it…

plain cheese pizza

Hate women so much bros

i went to a friend's place (he moved a couple years ago) for a weekend and we did multiplayer VR the entire time.
CoD Zombies in VR, flawlessly recreated... goddamn that was a blast

I hosted a lot of sleepovers when I was a kid, my house was pretty big and I had a SNES, N64 and a decent PC, so we not only played stuff on the consoles, but we also emulated games that none of us had.
Me and my best friend would emulate single player GBA games on my PC and play alongside each other, stuff like Breath of Fire 2 and Fire Emblem Sacred Stones.

That poor dog.

Do you think they fucked it?

funny how much time overlap there was with normal kids finding physical porn in the woods and nerdy kids finding digital porn online. this existence really wants young teen boys yanking their dicks

what kind of pizza do you get frogposter

I was a consolefag as a kid and I didn't get a PC till I was in middle school cause I wanted to play wow real bad. Kinda funny that I don't even own consoles anymore besides my switch now

Reminds me of a story I heard from some other anon awhile ago about how he went on a meetup with a guy and a girl and then the guy and a girl got drunk and just started fucking in front of the anon so he just hid in the bathroom and started phoneposting while the other two were moaning just behind the door

i'm a night owl too but i have to get 8+ hours of sleep or i cant function in work

This was in the south, wasn't it anon?

Pepperoni
Ham
Jalapeno
Banana pepper
Mushroom
Black olive

I also put crushed red peppers and hot sauce on it

I was talking to my Sister in law and it seems almost none of the parents allow their children to go to sleepovers anymore because they're scared their girls will get raped by the other girls' families.
Pretty fucking insane if you ask me, but I don't have children so what do I know.

You’d be surprised by how many women feel the exact same way about those two exact statements. At least men know how to small talk and put differences aside. Women will randomly hate each other for no reason

no pineapple

redditor

I was surrounded by druggies despite my parents being fairly affluent and most of the "sleepovers" I had just ended up with us getting really drunk/high with my older brothers/cousin in my garage and barely playing shitty video games

I always hated sleepovers, even as an adult when people invite me to stay over I'd rather just head home whenever I found a chance

friend activates a pirated PPV movie on his dad's wacky ass TV setup and we watch it

everyone out like a light within 30 mins

movie ends an hour later and the sattelite box switches back to a preview channel, one for the Recess movie

sam fisher my way through the whole room with nothing but a shred of moonlight through some blinds to work with, looking for a remote

the whole entertainment center is like an alien spaceship with 6 different devices connected and one of them seems to be playing music but muted so i am not touching any of that shit

lay there until the wee hours of the morning, trapped in my 2 minute TJ detwiller loop, until i finally fall asleep

i bet i could recite that whole preview if i saw the first 5 secs of it

Holy comfy.

I miss it

Summer

Pack some clothes, and my PS2

Go to best friend's house

Set up PS2

Move spare TV in to my friend's room to have 2 TVs

Play SOCOM 2 online all day

Repeat

No we just grew up before widespread internet access. Most of us who aren't zoomtroons had forest porn and internet porn

I stopped having friends when I was 25 or so. Im 32 now

lying down eating

TV so fucking high

That's not comfy.

i did this exactly once too. the next time i was over he had a shitty folding bed to pull out for me to use. i made him sleep on the floor at my place

Has to smell like a bowl of fish

I like
pepperoni
mushrooms
green olives
black olives
onions

sometimes I also get banana peppers and salami on it depending on the particular pizza joint

I grew up with very social parents, so I always had a lot of friends who would come and stay over. I was also the one with the most vidya, so that was nice - people would bring their games over but i usually had the most/best anyway. When i was in high school, my parents would leave for entire weekends and buy me booze so i could have 3 day long parties, shit was so cool.
I used to be somebody.

i'm talking about before widespread internet access when saying 'i was on my computer last night' got you ridicule from other boys. yet the other boys were finding porn and jerking it and i was finding porn and jerking it. same activity but with a different medium.

did anyone elses parents get inappropriately angry anytime you tried to have independence

no, and females that would have eaten me alive for making a single game boy bloop noise at a restaurant 25 yrs ago (not that i would have) are now playing videos at full volume and expecting me to watch and laugh, all while in a restaurant

I have to be in the mood for pineapple. It's not an always thing.

No my parents didn't give a SHIT. I could disappear for an entire day and they wouldn't bat an eye.

fifa

If you're brown I guess

the opposite, my parents pushed me to be independent at every opporturnity and instead i chose to tread the path of the useless manchild

be me as a child

finally on summer break, have a couple months to really dig into video games

"YOU PLAY TOO MANY VIDEO GAMES, GO PLAY OUTSIDE"

anyone else realize their life was pretty much over the moment their parents got divorced?
the chance of having a normal life anyway

kinda funny how that works out. You can be neglectful shitty parents and your kids still turn out okay or you can be supportive helpful parents that never give up and they still end up as a neet

let anon barge into his house

play Tom and Jerry till 2AM

refuse to elaborate

overdose on fentanyl in a trailer park

dude sounds based honestly

For me its not so much hate as it is disappointment. Theyre boring as fuck in bed and boring as fuck irl. They are the reason "normie" is even a thing. Normies are basically just women and men who put up with normie shit to get pussy.
They lay there and do nothing in bed. They will never have the same hobbies or interests as us. They like the meaningless arbitrary bodily undulations otherwise known as "dance" and follow celebrity gossip. They care more about which celebrity is in a movie and who they are married to or what they did than the movie itself. They want you to give up porn, your fetishes, hobbies, free time, and money to spend all your time and money taking them to dinners, expensive dates, ballet performances, looking at flowers, looking at pictures of celebrity womens dresses at every award show, listen to them prattle about celebrity gossip and the "friends" they hate (while never taking your advice to just cut off and ignore the so-called friends they apparently despise), all the while demanding you be an adonis with a 6-figure job working 70 hours a week, and then theyll open their legs while doing nothing sexually exciting or interesting (and blame you if it doesnt go well) and then they want kids and once they have them the sex and romance is over, you are now just a slave to work 24/7 to let some stranger live in your house, go shopping, and raise kids while contributing nothing and not working, then bitch about helping like cooking, cleaning, laundry because its muh dated muhsoggyknee (even when theyre not working or helping out in any other way).

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My parents got divorced when I was 3, and other than my dad moving in and sleeping on the couch for a year in the late 80s, I didn't know him that well.

I get it. whether you have a stand mixer or not it's a decent effort and the dough can be kept a week in the fridge if you know how to not let it dry out but it's still an ordeal. I've read about people freezing it but I've never trusted or tried that. Where I used to live the grocery store would sell pizza dough which was really nice and convenient

Hey if it makes you feel any better my parents stayed together and I'm still a big fucking loser.

The perfect couple you see in fiction isnt real; its fantasy for a reason. The girl you are attracted to and seems to be into the same you are really isnt, shes just riding the fad or doing it as a one time thing, or is totally different than what you expect. Women are submissive societal sheep by nature. They do not have personalities. They just agree with whatever you or a group do/does, and the imitation is poor because its not done out of independent thought and indepedent decision that yes that logically makes sense or yes that is something that interests me, but because they want to be included. Thats the "emotional intelligence" they boast about, which is just a fancy modern word to explain why women behave so ignorantly. it is the antithesis of intelligence.

Ejaculation fulfills a need for few minutes at a time, maybe 1-3 times a day. Even when you go through all the trials and tribulations of dating and get to have sex with the real thing, its disappointing. its not nearly as good as all the effort you think it would amount to.

Its not hate, its disappointment. Disappointment that no, women in fact are not capable of being intelligent peers with similar hobbies and rational thought or personalities.

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go help your mom with dinner, euro

It wasn't over, but it fucked up me and brother. They divorced when I was like 2-3, by brother was 6-7
He started acting out and eventually got in to drugs. I started stress eating and got fat as a kid
Also would chew on my shirt collars due to stress. Chewed holes in all my shirts for a few years

and miss out on after party cuddles? come on bro