Switch w is getting scalped

what? even if no one bought these off scalpers the fucking scalpers already shouldered the cost for nintendo.

I dunno, but Nintendo sells them, so.

Would those work or be bricked?

wouldn't that be a delivery driver for target or walmart

I'm sure it worked out so well for the scalpers with PS5 and the PS5 Pro

OP was talking about nobody being able to stop scalpers, and he's right. Unless literally every gamer out there could refuse to buy from scalpers until they were below MSRP to guarantee a loss (not even factoring opportunity cost), this will never stop.

not a commercial vehicle

loose boxes

no it would not

you have no idea how walmart delivery works

Reverse image search

it's a small business collecting it's allocation of switches

it's ever so slightly too early for scalpers just yet. Wait for the fat and/or ugly women holding their ebay store name scribbled on a piece of paper in front of a van full of switch 2s before forming a lynch mob or deciding which homes to rob.
Remember, real scalpers advertise.

That's actually how they do it though.

Pay the tendie tax faggots

nigga nintendo can literally just keep manufacturing millions of units which we know they will from the success of the previous switch and people will never run out of stock and have to buy surplus from scalpers

Anon who made that pic said those are preorders for his customers.

I think I saw an article that said it was some shipping mishap in Italy, it had to be transported that way for whatever reason.

scalpers with PS5

I was under the impression it was scalped to moderate success but the Pro flopped?

based lol

Oh no haha

hope its AI

Land of the get rich quick scheme where people are raised to believe that finding a trick to make easy money is what gives life meaning

No idea why people buy Nintendo consoles

I would love to set all that plastic on fire. Actually Nintendo headquarters should burn everywhere.

Why? I can buy this piece of crap on Amazon right now

It's literally what it is.
mn3njalnik.com/index.php?/topic/28382-nintendo-switch-2/page/31/
Some of you believe literally everything an OP says without giving it a single thought.

hi moshe does this kvetching come with the gaurentee you wont gang stalk and ruin non consumers anymore?

o-of course not sh-shut up goy! you have to have an address, you have to have a bank, you have to consoom or I'm throwing you in prison

wow, such a fucking gullable race, I wonder why anyone would ever fall for such a dasterdly trick. Through out history however, I wasn't aware the rulers of the unfree world constantly wandered down to the shitters to scrawl their admonishments of the weak willed peasantry inbetween genocides and gayops into their walls.

How are they going to sell those?
Who could possibly want to buy that garbage?

your mom

It's bad in the long run as less consoles available to the general public means less game purchases

She just won't stop eating docks, what do I do?

tendies

I'm on the waiting list from the nintendo store so I have no need to get one from scalpers. Not like I need to play mario kart asap.

that's not exactly a walmart tier operation

waiting list from the nintendo store

You'll be lucky if you get one by Christmas.

It's just a small store needing to get their stock that way due to a logistics issue.
OP and tried to pretend it was a scalper for easy replies, and it worked.

Is the best bet for non member fags to just keep an eye on a stock update page online? I just want to play Metroid bros

You are going to be extra mad when PS6 games are $100.

uhh based?

b-b-but thing that didn't happen though

lol

If a scalper could get this many this quickly then it must not be that hard to get them.

how the fuck do they do it?
don't website implement some system for preorders with randomized queues and shit?

if you sell a product and someone comes along and offers to buy your entire stock, maybe even for a premium, why would you say no?

It always bothered me that black people are black in the Simpsons. They should be a darker shade of yellow.

Because Nintendo would tell them to say goodbye to any further deals or partnerships, because they want real customers to get into the Switch 2 ASAP so they can get their fill of Mario Kart World and then get bored/burnt-out enough to finally cave and buy Switch 2 editions/patches of Switch 1 games. They saw how badly the PS5's software sales got buttfucked by unadulterated scalping (oh my god) half a decade ago and how its software attach rates still haven't fully recovered since.

These retards will go bankrupt since not even nint0dlers want to buy this trash

What would that even look like? Like what shade because if you choose the wrong one its going to look like shit

Shouldn't be a problem for tendies considering they'll pay $80 for bing bing wahoo

Heh its only *80* dollars anon!

Dilate

Pre ordered a switch 2 and a game yesterday but I regret it now, if I sell it for much more, people are gonna buy it right?

scalpers buy em all up

nogaems so nobody outside the direhard brand loyalists who buy direct from nintendos website want one

ebay gets flooded with them

A year later when it has games everyone buys the newer version with more colours and these become worthless.

Welcome back launch Model Nintendo 3DS.

lmao
repeat of this?

Okay I have a really stupid idea. What if the initial price is to fuck the scalpers over when they lower the price to what the REAL price later this year?

Don't worry I think Nintendo is just being greedy too. But I want to just imagine the sheer SEETHE from the scalpers.

just don't buy a shitch 2

scalpers will get fucked

Nobody wants to buy a Switch 2 lol
Already forgotten.

no measures could stop them.

Just don't buy it from them
If everyone would do that scalping would stop

This thread is yet more proof that Anon Babble just believes anything that is posted here, like retards.

Americans can't because Nintendo of America has some spat with Amazon.

Got to love how many people jumped to the conclusion that this is a scalper, when in reality it's from a licensed seller who didn't have a box truck to ship them to their store and posted this to show buyers "WE HAVE S2 IN STOCK".

switch2 buyers getting screwed over?

Wtf i love scalpers now!!

How does scalping even work with mass produced products like consoles and graphic cards?
Do people really have such poor impulse control that they can't simply wait 3-4 months to get one? Everyone complains about scalpers but if people wouldn't buy from them they wouldn't appear in the first place.

Do people really have such poor impulse control that they can't simply wait 3-4 months to get one?

You forget you're dealing with nintendo manchildren.

Certain types of people who trade largely in cash and don't want the feds to find out about it don't care one bit of a thing costs $200 more. It is an easy way to launder the money.

Do people really have such poor impulse control

yes

It was the same with the newest Nvidia graphics cards.

I am not sure that there is such a huge overlap between Switch players and people who are involved in criminal activities like drug dealers.
Sure, if you yourself are a drug dealer and launder money via scalping it might work but there are probably better ways to launder cash.

PS5 gets scalped like crazy

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Newest GPU gets scalped like crazy

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Switch 2 gets scalped like crazy

lol nintendo manchildren!!11

you're not very smart, are you?

FOMO is a hell of a thing. Plus there's never a guarantee that there will be more in 3 to 4 months. I remember there being multiple long spans of droughts with Nvidia cards.

No, he's right.

It's a video game console made by a fuckhuge company. Of course there will be more. People with FOMO over something like this are fucking retarded. Plus, if you buy one in the future it might even have more games to play.

Based. Tendies deserve death. Pay the toll.

Cool, let them be stuck with a load of consoles nobody is buying.

nintendo is going to deactivate all switch 2s if there are more than 10 in the same location. Excluded are warehouses and shops, lol scalpers getting fucked based nintendo.

Did you just finish dilating? Why are you so triggered?

Go to school

Switch gets bricked

Go to local convention

Switch gets bricked

Get on a busy train

Switch gets bricked

Xe's a Snoy. What did you expect?

Z'Dar wouldve been a great wife for peter, you take that back

create a ticket at nintendo theyre going to unlock your device for $20 + proof that you arent a scalper. fucking snoybabbie.

yes because the Switch 2 is literally a toy for children

>not a commercial vehicle

>loose boxes

sounds like 70% of the deliveries my work place gets KEK

It's not a scalper, it's a retailer from a smaller country (Slovenia) having to do this because lmao logistics
but

Anon Babble just believes anything that is posted here,

Called my local store and its comfirmed to be on shelves on thursday, no pre-orders, just store sales
Meanwhile your walmart pre-orders are getting cancelled, sucks to suck I guess

Another Olímpio shitpost that backfired...

Good morning Saar.

What anon said But yes, they are freely available.
That was the entire point in starting mass production 8 months before launch (and not 3-4 like PS5 and XSX). That was the reason behind so many factory leaks in December, btw.
Like Furukawa said months ago, their plan to beat scalpers is to have so many units on the market anyone who wants one will be able to get one.
It's going to be the biggest launch for any console in history

is this an american thing or just a modern everywhere thing? i don't consoom much (last console i got was a switch 1 or my recent PC parts in 2020) but i literally just buy online or walk into a store and buy shit for normal price with no issues. makes more sense with stuff like concert tickets.

That will be $999 and $1999 post tariffs ;)

PS5 gets released during a time theres a free slave labor shortage in the production country

scalped because the supply was low and very easy to flip

nshitia prioritizes enterprise customers over gamers

shitcoin and now AI created massive droughts in available cards on the market

scalped because the supply is low and very easy to flip

Highly doubt nintendo is retarded enough to produce such a low quantity that buying from a scalper is the only way to get your hands on the thing in the first year.

They just need to make more though?

People with zero impulse control is exactly who these scalpers rely on.

tariff on scalped goods

leaving money on the table

You are right, they are $100 games.

People with more than one tv. Or more than one house.