Ubisoft? Is the timeline healing?

Shut the fuck up NEET subhuman, you contribute nothing and thus have no part in any culture struggle. Go argue with some welfare queens or something don't address real people.

men's mental awareness month

Americans are an absolute joke

strength and vulnerability are not excl-ACK

UNF UNF UNF UUUUUUUUNG AAAAAAA TAKE IT BITCH GET PREGNANT

giwtwm

pandering >:(

pandering, to me :D

pathetic

Are they posting this because tons of staff are losing their jobs?

you're not entitled to my labour or my life shlomo, don't care how many concessions you make on woke shit
NO PUSSY NO WORK
NO PUSSY NO WAR
SIMPLE A-S

bloody hell, the world war 3 is really coming isn't it?

shouldn't these niggas be making VIDEO GAMES?

almost as bad as Bungie and their fag virtue signalling

Imagine if that was your profession? Just documenting beetle fucking

I don't think the twitter guy does much on the game

Continue to treat men like defective women

Continue to encourage them to heal and express themselves like good women should

Wonder why they are miserable, sad, and commit suicide.

"Maybe we should push them harder!"

chat is this real

make up a situation in your head, then call for the deaths of half the population

Thanos moment

Yes
You are correct
Every action I take online is to serve my own interest
I support companies that pander to me and I am against any company that hinders my simple life of drinking soda, jerking off and gaming in any way, shape, or form.

muh jewish capeslop

reddit moment

Yeah because he's too busy virtue signaling on twitter

Voyeur

talk about your mental health

yeah no, that's not gonna do anything

I love how the fembeetle becomes mindbroken

imagines there's a draft

People who willingly join the infantry are more man than you'll ever be.

i love mass consumption and being a slave to kikes

white male spotted

talking about your vulnerabilities to anyone other than your best best best friend who would die for you

LOL no. you can fix a lot of men by letting them beat women instead.

immediately stops struggling when the penis enters her

such is the power of dick
that beetle species is called a cockchafer btw

"Continue to treat men like defective women"

spend all your time on social media

gossip about ecelebs and twitter

only care about normalfag shit

think about sex all the time

consoom en masse especially from companies that hate you

wear women's clothing

hate video games

You people unironically act like defective women

you can keep your white feathers jew, I will never die for israel
NO PUSSY NO WORK
NO PUSSY NO WAR

Nice projection senpai

What the fuck man don't expose me like that.

You wouldn't know because you never tried

thread about men's health

men fill the thread with hate against men and each other

You don't deserve good health

My mental health is fucked up, but no way I'm sharing my problems with anyone, today's friends are tommorow's foes, and I don't want to trouble my family.

If you see this and say "wow, the billion dollar corporation is on MY side now" then you're retarded. Always remember that these money hungry parasites will say anything to try to get you to part with your money.

What happens if I take off or pull the mask off? Would you die?

yeah no, that's not gonna do anything

he says, chambering a round and putting the gun to his temple

My biology teacher in middle/high school had done his thesis on a certain type of beetle. It was locally called basically a 'crap beetle'. He talked about his studies on the creatures quite often and once or twice mentioned that they had huge penises for their size. If I remember correctly he said that erect they are about as long as the beetle itself. He once told how one of the females had gotten enough of the act and just started walking away, dragging the male with her as his dick was still stuck inside her.

nigger

le mental health month

ofc its a nig

Beetles make up 25% of all animal species. You could write a PhD on a family of thousands of beetles and by the time you're done, at least 10 new species will have been discovered and at least 2 new beetle species will have evolved because theyre hyperspecialists.
The world will never run out of beetles

Who hurt you?

beetle sex is very interesting

climb tree to mate with a female beetle

throw her off the tree when the deed is done

imagine going to a girl's appartment to bang, then routinely throwing her out of the window after you're done.

This does happen btw. You either don't have experience with women, or are a woman.

It would be emotionally painful

The world will never run out of Beetles

Not if Dow/DuPont has anything to say about it.

maskussy got me actin up

Fuck and chuck

effective tiger protection

men's mental health awareness month

so true

[takes mask off]
society: "ew put it back on"
luhl

Formerly Sneeds

clumsily flies towards you

gets stuck in your hair

fuckloud buzz induces panic

refuse to elaborate

why are they such assholes?

June is pride month AND mental health awareness month

What did they mean by this?

literally the entire millennial social meta.
the entire late 90s/00s up to the emo fad was about

its ok for boys to cry!

boy: *cries*

girl: *belittles*

emo was just phase 2 of manufacturing an emotionally incontinent sơymale generation. phase 3 was rolling out the tr00n update.

meanwhile females be like

where are all the real men??

fuck doing emotional labor

i aint your mama

*votes for importing war-aged, barbaric 3rd world men who posess the Toxic Masculinity they claim to despise because it secretly makes them moist, their female programming hasn't changed*

Refugees Welcome!

idk man i used to be a Anon Babbletergeist, I'm just pulling all this shit out of my ass lol but it really gets the noggin joggin if you think about it

I fucking hate Anon Babble but it is funny to me how women still completely rely on men to fix doors or put oil in their car etc despite being "liberated"

yoooo
tick dick

their internal stock outlook must be absolutely dismal lmao

mental health awareness month

I feel great

Just what the fuck are you guys doing? The sun is shining, summer is finally here and work isn't too demanding so I can leave early.

I thought November (Movember) was for men's mental health. They just keep adding these bullshit days/events to every single month now.

I hope you had your currywurst today, it is international currywurst day, after all

they can fuck off. it's hilarious to see them trying to pander to a demographic they've completely ignored for many years because it ranks lowest on the oppression scale. good thing im not an easily pleased loser and i know the corporation doesnt actually care about me.

spent years enforcing hiring quotas that discriminate against men

probably still doing it

look at this tweet we're not woke now

Kys.

imagining all this

hey man just wanted to check in on you, y'know its unhealthy to waste time like this

Buck broken

denying hiring quotas

Nigga please.

imagining all this

Just ignore all the bad things that affect you bros, it's all in your imagination.

Leftist are the lowest of scum

June is mens mental health awareness month

I thought that's November
And I dont mean the no fapping shit but the business with not shaving and all that

Hahaha yeah...all those friends I have

you have us :)

mfw these are "june beetles"

i suggest instead of some gay mental health shit, we devote the month of june to these beetles

Shit game. Hasn't been good for at least 7 - 8 years.

men's mental health awareness

represented by a nigger

they simply refuse to include white males

White male representation is STILL extremely marginalized. Fuck Ubisoft and hope they crash and burn

t.not white but not a nigger

with friends like this, who needs enemies

wtf I just got promoted.

if we can't plaster everything with rainbow flags this month, then can we do?

I'VE GOT IT

They really can't help themselves, can they?

I like that people call them may bugs where I'm from despite the fact they only really come out in june

pride month doesn't exist anymore it's been banned

may bugs are different bugs than june bugs
theyre both related but specialize in a different month

someone tap the sign

lol my wife does this fucking constantly.

ANON PLEASE OPEN UP TO ME

Okay, well I'm currently feeling negatively about

NOOOOO NOW I FEEL WORSE WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME!?

Women are fucking toddlers, and it's a man's duty to be the stoic bedrock that holds their insecure asses up. That's just the way of things.

feeling bad from female belittlement is the real bitchass behaviour
women do not respect you if you change your natural state of being for them

hey go- guys, we want you to forget the past 10 years of our anti male bullshit because we ran out of ESG money and we also want to appease Orange Man

if we can't celebrate pride, then we're just going to have to poz men's mental health awareness month!

Ebin.

I swear I will shout "GET PREGNANT" if I ever get to have raw sex with a woman

I did, I am coming to hurt YOU as well.

Bust a nut in some bitch

toss her out the window

refuses to elaborate

leaves

this shit is so cringe

kek it's funny how it describes cunts pretty well, exactly the same shit happened with my last gf

anon you need to open up more to me, you don't have to bear everything on your own

OK

a few months later

brother has developed chronic pains, no one knows the cause, he tries to kill himself

tell her about it, that I might need someone to talk to outside of my immediate family

AIIIEEEE I CAN'T HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW ANON THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO ME

This was coming from the bitch that expected me to be on call for her 24/7 for two weeks after her fucking cat died. Fucking cunts man.

Why do we need so many beetles?

They just like living almost anywhere.

Honestly I'm glad that a part of me stopped caring about women

It took me until I jammed a few of them under my foreskin to really understand the name Cockchafer

It's a peaceful life

Which one, there’s just so many now

in all the times women have been pushed to rate me, (usually as a joke) Nobody has ever said higher than 1

lil nigga having a blast with that big bitch kek

That's more gay than the actual faggot's month.

Yeah the part of me that still cares just shows that I still have a functional sex drive

its okay to take off the mask

if you're 2m muscular billionare chad

yeah

millennial couple

i do this with prostitutes

I share my problems with either my dad or some of my close bros over a drink, and so do they.

No apologies for their past reprehensible behavior

can’t help but use a negro

why are his legs like that, men don’t sit that way

These gestures are meaningless without repentance and atonement.

you fuckers are the reason the site died months ago
kill yourselves
does that mean Siege's women will start looking the part/they will stop shoving gay shit down our throats? If not Im not interested

That's fine long as they don't suck start a shotgun the night after like a friend of me did.

pretty sure sharty and shitty jannies was the reason actually
also the site died when all the newfags joined in 2008

Better than fag month but why do Americans want every month to have a theme?

Happy pride, fag. <3

It definitely happens. My ex told me she had feelings for some random fucking other guy the night of my friend's funeral when I was trying to confide in her about the death of my friend and she just did not give a fuck. My fiancee now is much better at this but I am very closed off around her and the only time she has seen me cry is from happy tears.

insects are having sex and losing their virginity before (You)

Mask stays on, or else girls get the ick

taht's alien

Damn, sorry to hear that.

not only girls but most of the men as well. There's only a couple of guys to whom I have shown myself being vulnerable.

trvth nvke

Of course not.
They don't give a single FUCK about trans, or gays, or men, they just want to virtue signal and do what is trendy.
That's all. It's not healing, they didn't change their MO at all.

There's one woman that I would never date because I cried in front of her

can’t help but use a negro

Pretty sure he's supposed to be Japanese, hence the Jap flag on his arm

My mom used to trauma dump me every day of my childhood, despite being a great mother in every other way I have learned that venting of that nature solves nothing and just brings impotent despair to the people I love

I do not talk about my emotions, if I feel emotional I will stew by myself, I can understand why women don't want emotional men like that, it's selfish on their part but I'm sure it saves on unnecessary stress

Grim

You're traumatized nigga, get help. If your current fiancee mistreats you because you're crying/sad she's a shit human being much like your ex. If you think your current is capable of abandoning you because you cried or is sad you're only living an illusion

Not that anon, but you're the one living in the illusion. Women are not for opening up to. Learn to process your shit internally without showing weakness.

based

The Japanese flag isn’t yellow anon, and generally Japanese aren’t nearly that dark. The most charitable explanation is a diversity hire was trying to draw some racial amalgamation of black and Asian but they dropped out of art school before they got to the part about how to properly use colors at dusk, so it’s a mess.

You're playing pretend that you're always le epic strong man of no weakness to your girl and I'm the one living in an illusion? jej

lol some of y'all so triggered by rainbows they're worried about you now. Snowflake month more like.

Insects have penis too?

video game??

It's actually called an aedeagus, but yeah

just wait till you find out how snails mate

Why don't you guys get a girlfriend instead of being a loner gamer?

nigger

now it’s kosher and jewish

getting a good gf is a lengthy process

really shitty selfish thing to do but tons of mothers do that

bullshit
GF is a meme

constant whining about the most mundane shit ("waaaaah anon its snowing outside waaaah")

demands attention 24/7

refuse to work out at all

touching me all the time

"tell me something interesting anon im bored"

no personal space
no personal time
sex is overrated
dont fell for it brehs

After my first relationship I learned that emotional vulnerability is a straight up weakness. Never doing that shit again. Keep it bottled up and locked type. Be like a stone anons, it's the only way to stay in control.

They offer nothing to me and I have nothing to give to them

Do you think I didn't try?

because i hate women

Based anon spreading shit advices so the pool is reduced

Because having a gf/wife and eventually a loving family is nothing more than a fanciful idea + a natural impulse to breed, I know that in reality I would be fucking miserable because I really like my computer and being alone

Still makes me sad that my parents probably wont have any grandkids, though It's sadder for me that I'll almost certainly die alone and scared

You know exactly why.
It's not the girlfriend season yet, so the girlfriend tree hasn't started growing girlfriends yet.
Yeah sure, there's some frozen girlfriend from last year, but I don't want those expired old shits.

But I want to be a loner gamer

Will simp for this girl so hard if she's my girlfriend

But she won't accept my love

Because I'm not a handsome 10/10 chad

Dodged a bullet. Phew

Because I somehow only attract BPDemons.

Why do other countries allow Americans to decide everything for them?

she'll be back when she's in her late 30's early 40's and sucked seven hundred dicks, don't you worry

Sometimes I wonder why we continue to tolerate California, Texas, and New York making decisions for us

Wait until you find out how bed bugs fuck!

I mean yeah, there is literally quintillions of them.

UUUUOOOOOOOH UNDERAGE SPUSSY

He's giving her the pounding of her life and she's just bend over doing absolutely nothing

mental health

No. Gay shit that isn't real.

pic

holy based

The human equivalent of this is fucking a 16 year old girl who's 10 feet tall and likely murder you after the deed

so you're saying I was right all along to fantasize about raping brock lesnar's daughter?

brock lesnar's daughter isn't really a girl

no goy listen to dr. shekelstein and take your goy pills!

Why do you think other countries care about your fag month? Some do probably, but how many? 0.5% of all countries?

you're a fuckign retard, they can pretend they care but deep down they're always think you're a beta male for crying

Modern problems require old solutions

I think it's just people in general. They suck at giving time to others' problems or dealing with any negativity at all. I've shared feelings with some women and it was great. I've shared feelings with some men and it was great.
But it general people don't give a shit or don't know how to handle it.

Like 90% relationships around my immediate family crumble and/or explode, and they weren't something pretty to watch first hand. I'm too lazy to deal with all those bullshit

Mental health is a Jewish psyop.

Wait, Ubisoft made a shitty twitter post?
Well, that makes it up for creating propaganda specifically designed to destroy the West!

It's okay to take off the mask.

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask!

Damn...that beetle has some pretty sweet moves.

Have you ever played video games with your girlfriend? Pure torture.

ARACUNNY T_T

I didn't know bugs were about that

Ayoooo this nigga an expert on insect dick lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=RX-kD_K0VRo

real females smell

Kek

Man, I knew silksong bros were into some freaky shit but this is WILD.

Just go out to the girlfriend store and get a girlfriend.

lewd

Doggy style? More like buggy style

Nah it's kinda connected

no rainbow slop

men's mental health

lmaoooooo the liberals really slammed on the brakes and are trying to appeal to men now hahahaha oh shit it's too late

I agree, the scarabidae family is really cool and deserves more appreciation outside of Stag Beetles.
My favorite are Glorious Beetles cause they have cool shiny stripes

A man can only talk about his feelings with another man who he trusts unconditionally. NEVER talk to a woman about your feelings.

let me guess she's a fat fuck also?

If ubisoft had these tits and was willing to suck me I would consider accepting the apology