You have preordered your switch two, right?

you have preordered your switch two, right?

I let it run out.

every single picture of a pre-order that I've seen has been from a bong
I thought you were all supposed to be poor

No

delivery a day early

reported

I'm American, so no.

switch has games regularly run below 20fps

yet when emulated I can get 120fps

Hmm
no, I won't pre-order this, shill

mobile gaming is for what we call in the business "big faggots"

i like nintendo games but im not gonna spend 500$ + tip on them.
im gonna go play dmc.

don't forget your slop Anon Babble

lmao no

If it ends up 600 burgerbux then it's a no from me dog.

Nah I'm not that starved for Mario Kart, I'm gonna wait a year for Duskbloods and see if it's any good, maybe a few other games that are actually interesting get announced along the way.

can't in the usa but my 1tb microsd express card just got delivered so i don't have to worry about them being sold out or getting tariff'd

preordering an overpriced console that's just going to drop $100 within a year anyways even when they can't afford it

How do you think they get that way?

Wednesday release

to get the thing you are expected to not have a job

to buy the thing you are expected to have a job

?????

No, I might skip Switch 2 altogether

they only sell consoles on release day

I'm done with Nintendo. Just built a high-end PC. Maybe I'll emulate in a couple years if the games are good.

Btw I’m the guy who takes pictures and videos of myself cumming on my steam deck and I’ll be doing the same with my switch 2 on launch night,

Be at work when courier comes to your house with the Switch 2 you ordered

money stolen

Lol it was cancelled in the United States. I hope it never comes out here and Nintendo goes out of business as a result.

reminder tomshardware.com/video-games/nintendo/nintendo-switch-2-reportedly-hits-the-black-market-for-usd40-000

Literally no games
Mario kart is a side game but not the main attraction, give me a 3D Zelda game(not musou goat fucker slop), a star Fox game, planet dinosaur, new Mario, new xeno and now we're talking

I wouldn't like paying it, but $40,000 should be easily affordable for the average adult?

The point is chinese scalpers already have the console before us

WHY IS CANADA PREORDERE LOCKED UNTIL NEXT WEDNESDAY BUT EVERYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD CAN PRE ORDER THEM NOW

no i don't want the shitty joycons version like last time

The Canadian price is TBD until Trump finishes annexing you and haggling tariffs.

I have an EU import ordered but it's apparently going to take a week to get here so I'm still looking for something local.

That doesn't seem like a bad deal for a bundle. Surprised how the price for this is all over the place

preorder

Its got no games worth playing yet that aren't already on the Switch. Maybe in a year or two when Nintendo releases the next 3D Mario or Zelda or TPC releases the next Pokemon

I'm going to

open a second credit card

buy a console from scalper

charge back purchase

close card

scalper gets hit with chargeback fee

scalper has no console

Nintendo only gets 1 console sale

all at a mere 50 credit score cost to me (already over 750 so won't matter)

Chinks lost so hard holy shit!

I'm waiting on the one directly from My Nintendo. I assume they'll have a shit ton of units and I registered 4 minutes after the page went up.

Considering the current state of the switch 2, who's to say it's not only now being sold for less over there but chinks might already be scalpin' and even hackin'
Now everyone loses.

I registed on Nintendo's site. Hopefully I get it at this price.

I would literally never pre order a video game console, and I actually like what I see from the switch 2. You've got to be a crazy level of consoomer to pay for a product before you can actually use it.

It'll be good but probably no one playing after a year.

I'm on a waiting list unfortunately

Were you not in line for the Wii?

Meh I barely play my switch 1

I would take a full screenshot of the webpage and if the price changes make a stink with customer service. It won't do anything at first but if enough people complain then they might be compelled to honor it. It's Jewtendo we're talking about though.

wow did you pre-order the $20 tutorial "game" as well? looks fire fr fr no cap

Problem is that it's not an transaction, it's registering of interest. Legally speaking, Nintendo would not need to honor anything as no money was exchanged. The sneaky bastards saw this coming.

Not pre-ordered
Won't post-order
Will un-order
Restore order

They already destroyed their economy with brexit, this is nothing new to them

"reportedly"

how about some actual evidence of this

reddit.com/r/NintendoSwitch2/comments/1ip50jr/chinese_cad_model_leaker_shows_a_screenshot_of/
I know it's reddit but still

how much did it cost? canadian here

i genuinely hate so much that i envy this body, i don't think anything makes me feel more irrationally angry and not in control of my life than this fact.

a single blurry screenshot of a text, that's it

that i envy this body

ywnbaw

I registered my interest on the official Nintendo website :)

ywnbaw

yeah, thanks genius i don't want to want to be one. some more of that brilliant reading comprehension and we'll have another shakespeare hopefully

can't wait 2 months for official release day

has to have it RIGHT NOW

dopamine receptors THIS damaged

can't make any content about it unless you want to be sued to hell and back

personification of: youtu.be/D7pKjTfrETI

$80 for ONE video game, lol. I'm good bro.

Afraid so

How hard will it be to get if you don’t preorder?

delivery a day before release

which store so i can report it to nintendo?

788

brother thats way too much what are you doing

God damn, mexican dollars?

nz dollars

How much money do you make a month? I don't know much about NZ/AU economy stuff.

I make $35 an hour and work sixty hours a week

british get the switch 2 first

wtf?

That prize goes to the chinks, sorry

Time you apply doesn't matter. They said priority goes to people with 12+ months of NSO and 50+ hours of gameplay (not in demos or trials) as of April 2nd, and it's just randomly pulled from the priority waitlist first, then after they go through that, then randomly pulled from everybody else on the waitlist has had their shot. Also you needed to make sure you have data sharing turned on, otherwise Nintendo wouldn't have the information that you played 50+ hours.

429€ with Mario kart in Pooland

Geniuenly suprised so I got one. I dont give a fuck about Mario so I will sell that game day 1 and get Gorilla game since thats a reason im even buying my first Nintendo console ever lol.

No I have all that. I usually turn off data sharing but apparently never did for Nintendo.
I assumed

Invitation emails will be prioritized on a first-come, first-served basis

had to do with the time you signed up but idk.

200usd

access to 500 bucks really isn't much to even poor westerners, especially with how easy it is to get a credit card.

advocating credit card theft

lol what a joke

normal people envy their own gender and want to be WITH the opposite gender, they do not envy the opposite gender like that

No I'm not retarded

if you have 2 passports you'd be stupid not to

What are you, a pussy?

of course

who said anything about revering normality or even debasing it? do you even understand what you're reading? besides you losers are bigger losers than me, atleast i'm consistent. it's "normies this! normies that!" until you can use self perceived "normality" as a bludgeon against who or what you don't like. normal people don't spam "nigger" in online forums or even think of the word ironically or not, but you'll just meaninglessly challenge that with zero basis to affirm your bias, in which case...your appeal to normality from the get go is meaningless and just as empty as you'll think mine is. Except i'll be objectively right.

i'm not reading all that cope, man