Anon Babble WATCHES THE LEAKED MINECRAFT MOVIE (AGAIN)

IF IT DIES:

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Truly the movie of the decade.

I actually like jack black in this, him screaming like a deranged homeless asshole at every single character makes me cringe less somehow

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the movie was genuinely so shit, cringe and unexceptional
I know we watched the unfinished version but holy shit it's kinda annoying how this is likely to be "profitable" given how low effort it is
just people being dumb on a green screen following a shitty plot and butchered minecraft setting

This was fucking terrible but it was at least entertaining in how shit it was. Chat was hilarious to witness too

HE SAID THE LINE
HE SAID MINECRAFT

it's actually raw dog unapologetic kino

Why is Anon Babble always wrong, holy shit

STEVE RAPED GARRET THE GARBAGE MAN GARRISON IN THE HOT SWELTERING SUMMER OF 1992

is the boots of swiftness golem a real thing

why did jeets release this unfinished cut of the movie?
isnt that unethical

I'M GOING SUPER GOLEM

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GOODNIGHT BLOCK CITY BATTLE BROS

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i enjoyed that
thanks for streaming

was fun, lets watch more movies in the futere

does cytube let you post loli?

no images its just text innit

I don't think kids are retarded enough to enjoy this movie

youd be surprised

Anon... it's over performing in theaters and could possibly hit $250m globally at the box office.

That was fun. I'm going to go blow a load to some pony porn now.

How meny dedikaytit keks deed you have

I didn't understand the pig is a legend joke. Is that a famous tuber reference?

kids will watch spiderman shit his pants

Watching the Ukrainian dub final version after the workprint is the way to go
This shit is kino

In Minecraft, naming a pig "Technoblade" causes it to appear with a crown, a tribute to the popular Minecraft streamer, Technoblade, who passed away

pretty cool

holy fuck this is painfully unfunny

soul vs soulless

a lot of parents used their kids as an excuse to watch the movie, I don't think Minecraft is that relevant to the new generation

get pajeets to help you develop your movie

they rip it off, releasing the unfinished shit version, while advertising their shitty casino betting ring

absolutely deserved

When the movie paused and it pulled out the frame to the jeet with bundles of cash, I clapped and posted more lolis and horses getting fucked

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I want hollywood to end so much

Wait, there’s two versions of the movie? QRD?

one is a pre-production leak and the other is the final version

kids love minecraft even today
its literally the most popular game in the world

Absolute cringekino

Watching this train wreck really makes me glad I grew up with actual animated movies in my youth, even though some of them had unwanted side effects.

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Malgosha has a hot voice

Jewish kid builds an army of golems he sends to fight for him