What type of gamer are you?

spend several minutes grinding for materials to spend at the gacha machines to get vehicle parts

after hoarding enough parts spend them crafting a shitty vehicle that is literally less efficient than just walking

this is the biggest problem with totk, all the vehicles you create are just worse than walking and using your horse and any weapons you can put on them are less efficient than just spamming 1 button with your sword
the only benefit you get from building shit is making funny meme shit to record and post clips on the internet of bokoblin death traps or robots with penises

/thread

No they don't.

First of all the vehicle crafting is a thing for convenience and never REQUIRED, usually you just need to use a SINGLE part at the right spot to get what you want. Every puzzle is crafted around that and the parts that you need usually sit around for you to use, effectively making them "temporary gadgets for the task at hand"

Second: the only part that despawns after a period of time are the wings because it makes outright flying with little energy investment TOO easy. Every other part stays around until it will be despawned because you are too far away and the game clears it's RAM.

thread full of people complaining about a game they clearly haven't played

rent fucking free

Just use "This game is so boring" to both cases to make it accurate.

vehicle crafting is a thing for convenience and never REQUIRED

except it's not convenient, as OP shows, crafting is literally less efficient than walking, let alone going on horse, and that's without even counting the time it took to get these crafting parts in the first place

The difference even ten IQ points can make

Nintodlers

What confuses me is that TotK went the extra mile to put nonsensical fun-stoppers in the weirdest places. Glue a wheeled platform to a shield to make a skateboard? It works.... but breaks in literally 10 real time seconds. Fly a bit too long? Your glider explodes, just because. Want to do anything at all with Zonai parts? Better know where to find battery upgrades, if you pick the wrong direction to explore the first upgrade could be 30 hours in. There's little things like that all over the place.

Still posting fake videos 2 years later.

lmao what a schizo. He can't name a better adventure game.

Don't think he'll ever recover from these Nintendo masterpieces. I'm looking forward to playing the definitive versions on my Switch 2.

Fuse exists to allow creative solutions to overcome adversity. Not a long-term buff for the entire game.

TotK haters are always revealed to be low IQ retards.

a cursed one

The game is just poorly made, almost on the level of indie games, every little thing goes against ToTK's core ideas and the player having fun.

Of course, anon. The game is never wrong. It's the dumb player who's at fault.
God you tendies are so predictable.

I'm curious of how a video showing two different types of gameplay is somehow fake.

choosing to fly in shitty weather

you knew the risks.

yeah I was thinking the same thing just use a saved blueprint lol

I didn't really, it was the first 3D Zelda game I've ever played
t. never owned a Nintendo console after the SNES

I'm curious of how a video showing two different types of gameplay is somehow fake.

Because the left OP is sped up and right one has the player deliberately being a retard

Don't bother replying to this retard

Still can't name a better adventure game can you?

TotK rapes every video game ever made and you can only cry on Anon Babble about it. Please don't ever get over it.

the right one is also sped up
retards also play video games, see DSP

Just grind the materials to be able to do this bro

Just limit yourself to 10 saved vehicles bro

No, I don't think I will

Reset the counter

retards also play video games

Yes as I said, TotK haters are low IQ retards. Every single time. Thankfully they're an irrelevant minority. TotK will still be considered one of the greatest games of all time when you wake up tomorrow lol

TotK will still be considered one of the greatest games of all time when you wake up tomorrow lol

By whom I wonder...

I guess people that actually play video games
Anon Babble general

Right, building contraptions in TotK was very satisfying and I used any excuse to do it

I actually play video games and I think it's dogshit.

What now?

TotK haters are low IQ retards. Every single time.

Case in point, see The menu literally opens up on the EXACT ITEM the player needs, an item he would have used countless times during this quest.

lmao Based Nintendo filtering morons.

I don't play tendie games.

Doubt, if you actually played video games, you wouldn't be here.

I actually play video games and I think it's dogshit.

Why can't you name a better adventure game then?

MMO tier quest
vs.
MMO tier quest with theatrics

I don't play tendie games.

You just seethe about them.

Baldur's Gate 3

I pirate them and play them until I find out they are poorly made, unbalanced shit.

Not even the same genre.

THAT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE... I LE SAY SO!

Somehow a turn based RPG is the exact same game as an Open World action adventure Sandbox game
Many such cases

Why this is just nuts and bolts?

He still can't name a better adventure game.

Damn is TotK really that good? Yes, yes it is.

BG3 is an adventure game.

No... you see it cannot be an adventure game because only open world sandbox slop can be adventure games because.... uhhhhhhh

activates 2 sage abilities while trying to talk to the NPC

This is what actually gets me.

I'm caption left, footage right
I had more fun just actually playing a game built for the vehicle building, like Trailmakers

I don't do the Korok quests to begin with.

I still can't believe they made the same barren, boring slop twice and expected to get another game of the year. Thank god BG3 won.

lol TotK won fuck tons of GOTY awards.

TGA was exposed by DOGE as being DEI funded tranny pandering.

TGA was exposed by DOGE as being DEI funded tranny pandering.

Really? I missed that.
Source?

Nothing rapes Anon Babble harder than Nintendo Zelda games. Can't wait to.play the deluxe definitive editions on my Switch 2.

I'm the type to sink 1000+h into project zomboid despite everyone telling me it literally has no content and cdda has content (it also doesn't)

Left for games that are boring
Right for games that are exciting

I'm left. TotK was so boring and average.

Breath of the Wild is like if Hyrule Field was the whole game.

Nah. You can find a single well in TotK and it has more gameplay variety, enemies, puzzles, rewards, boss battles than the entirety of Hyrule Field from OoT.

make your own fun

and pay us for it

What game are you playing right now?

Creative, sandboxy emergent gameplay should be a side dish not the main course. For example, MGS3 is famous for having all that hidden content, but simply playing the game straightforward is already fun, because the gameplay loop is fun. MGS5 on the other hand, is also full of wacky shit, which fails to save a game that is otherwise dreadfully boring.

It's because of my work in the gaming industry

Creative, sandboxy emergent gameplay should be a side dish not the main course

Another low IQ retard discovered.

The difference is creating something automatically saves it as a blueprint you can save and name, allowing you to rebuild it in 1 button press. You put in a little time to get creative and then it saves you tons and tons of time down the road.

Left.
If the most efficient, obvious, intuitive answer is bland, thats not my problem

If the most efficient, obvious, intuitive answer is bland, thats not my problem

It's not. It's a fake video bro. See OP has been seething about this masterpiece for YEARS.

Also, this isn't ever the game. This is like showing footage of the card flip game in Super Mario 3 and pretending that's the game.

Schizos upon Schizos. Seething upon Seething.

You need to farm materials for that function as well.

you have to play the game to play the game

Neither I don't play nintedshit.

Except you get them by using a machine whose "coins" are dropped in very small number by specific rocks.
My sense of fun is not looking up online where the rocks are, traveling towards them, breaking them and hoping they drop something, then traveling to several gacha machines in the hope that they'll give me the parts I need for my blueprints.

My sense of fun is not looking up online where the rocks are

Sucks to be an ADHD retard. I just played the game and found materials naturally and organically as I explored. As such, my sense of progression and empowerment felt a consistent internalized reward unique to me.

more like project bimboid, amirite? i'm sure i'm the first one to make this joke ever on a saturday morning

yeah no imagine if someone like Elon Musk played elden ring and posted his "build" that is naturally put together without reading wikis or watching youtube videos
it would look like an abomination and people would rightfully make fun of him for not knowing how to play the game

I don't pay to 'make my own fun'. That's the developer's job.

I'll be honest, I'd crack top right and middle left

I don't pay to 'make my own fun'. That's the developer's job

The developer did their job better than any other developer

I have yet to see evidence that proves this statement.

muh autism

no, you’re just a faggot.
stop venerating mental illnesses.

You'll never cope. But that's OK. You can play lots of shitter, inferior games for dumb people.

Right is literally pic related

So are you gonna provide any footage that shows actual fun gameplay or are you gonna keep deflecting like a loser?

I already did. Now it's your turn to show me an adventure game with more fun gameplay than TotK.

Wherever you're ready, I'll wait.

Why is this so common in games?
The most boring thing being the optimal way to play meanwhile the more interesting part of the gameplay is so shit that it's not worth doing, I swear I see it everywhere nowadays.

there's a thousand reasons why totk was ass and this is one of them

It's fake bro

Average clip of amazing gameplay of TotK

It's 30 seconds of nothing happening

A) is so much more efficient.
B) is just unneccessary.

nothing happening

Being able to skydive from orbit, through the earth's surface, to the underworld below (seamlessly) isn't fun

Kek still waiting for you to show a more a game with more fun gameplay. Stop deflecting and do it. Or I'll just assume you can't and I won.

It's fake bro

See

Had to tilt stick for 2 second during entire clip

The new mario kart might be just up your alley, seeing how much you need to control your kart driving the near linear tracks. Checks out for Nitendies I guess.

this video evidence is clearly fake!

here watch me play through a completely different segment of the game after 30+ hours of grinding for parts

Shut up, kike

still doesn't show any other game

It's over. I won. You got raped and gaped.

What boggles me is that ToTK literally ripped off already existing code from a different game, slapped it as a new game, and people gobbled that shit up for full price.

Why wouldn't you use the left method.
Its the most efficient methods to complete the task?

Its not fun though

Yeah.
But why is it my job to impose rules and limitations that make the game fun and challenging?
Should that not be baked into game's design by default?

If I want to watch pretty videos without touching the controller I'll go see a movie. Do you want me to post entire movie catalogue or something? We're talking about video games here.

BOTW + Nuts And Boltz is clearly an award winning formula, chuddie. In fact everything must be mixed with BOTW. Donkey Kong? Make it open world like BOTW. Mario Kart? Make it open world like BOTW.

Tendies are just retarded. Some of them are saying: muh blueprints how the fuck do you solve a problem before actually seeing it? In the left video, the guy sees a problem, finds a solution and win. The guy on the right, sees a problem, instead of treating the problem at the core, he takes the problem and tries to shoehorn it into the game's crafting mechanics that are clearly copied from another game with no thoughts given.

Left: A how a C programmer solves a problem

Right: How rust/oop troons solve a problem

still can't name a single game

Big yikes. Just admit you're seething.

I can jump from space all the way to the underworld in Terraria. Not only that I can also make the tunnel that gets me there.

But but muh graphics

Again if you want to watch pretty pictures go see a movie.

I can jump from space all the way to the underworld in Terraria. Not only that I can also make the tunnel that gets me there.

But but muh graphics

2D vs 3D has nothing to do with "graphics" kiddo. BotW and TotK are routinely mocked for their simplistic graphics.

Terraria can NEVER provide an experience like TotK. You're not even using the same parts of your brain when playing in 2D vs 3D.

You can't provide a single game offering as much fun as TotK. You lost.

First of all the vehicle crafting is a thing for convenience and never REQUIRED

It's required for those who haven't autistically studied the games physics to somehow launch a boulder miles across the map, otherwise you're stuck playing it boringly like OP's left video.
TOTK was a huge letdown and vehicle crafting ruined it, weapon crafting was badly done too.

You're not even using the same parts of your brain when playing in 2D vs 3D.

And tendies really this retarded?

If your definition of fun is falling for 30 seconds without pressing a button, then you're right I can't give you a game that does that better than TotK. You've won. Congratulations. Nintendo forever.

Mario Kart? Make it open world like BOTW

Open world racing games are not new concept.

3D gaming requires higher cognitive brain processing.

Go back to your 2D baby games kiddo. They'll never compete with 3D.

Open world fantasy wasn't a new concept when BOTW came out, retard. The point is nintendo saw the all the shekels they made from BOTW and attributed it to the open world. Nintendies will be playing nintendo flavored ubislop for the next decade if not more now.

Using AI as a source

Is this what some that uses higher cognitive brain processing would use as an evidence?

Maybe one day the rest of the industry will catch up to Nintendo.

boring finishes 2x faster

The player will always gravitate towards the easiest/fastest option. That's just poor design.

ToTK literally ripped off already existing code from a different game,

It's a sequel built on the same engine, no shit it reused code.

She's absolutely seething lmao

Jesus look at all that anti soul gas

Nintendo has been stuck in the past since Iwata died

It's fake bro

See

yep yep

plays the game in the most dull way possible and calls it shit

That niggatroon

lmaooo

It's in the snowy mountains at night in a blizzard you retard.

the game encourages you to play it in the most dull way possible

it's shit, yes

xe is seething hard

No it's not fake bro they are real ways to play slop of the goyim

No you're just retarded see

I'm sorry about your lack of imagination and creativity bro

Nintendo filters retards.

Retards seethe.

But they can't name a better game no matter how many timed I politely ask them for one.

I've been in snowy mountains at night in real life and I never saw any anti soul gas you nigger

I'm sorry about your lack of reading comprehension bro

start as the right, turn into the left over time depending on how long the game is

Neither because I don't play zoomer fotmslop

I'm sorry about lack of being able to name a better game with more fun gameplay.

In the end, you're simply seething with jealousy over the acclaim and success these games have.

using premade elements from history

So much for creativity huh

Thanks for proving my point I guess.

What is "Zelda" about building things? I think people miss that aspect in the debate and end up being disingenuous. Yeah, sure, it's fun to craft and you can say you enjoyed that but that is basically a different game. Like it has turned a known brand/title from a genre that shouldn't be this way into a survival crafting game rather than a real adventure and dungeon exploration game. It has nothing to do with having creativity or not or whether the mechanic is well made or not etc. This just shouldn't be a Zelda game, it could have been any other new IP by Nintendo. But instead we get an unnecessary change to a beloved franchise for no reason, taking away from what made it great. It ends up being quite off putting that I have no desire to play it.

ACFag and his dogshit 2D pixel garbage Terraria got hilariously BTFO right here.

Not to mention you have to play the game hundreds of hours before getting to the point you can actually do it that way. Doing boring grind to get expendable resources nonetheless.

OOOFT. How does ACfag recover? I'm saving this image lol

because then you wouldnt be able to enjoy some of the best games ever made like dwarf fortress
yes you can simply dig into a mountain, put a drawbrige and you are basically impervious to all threats and can survive infinitely
but you rob yourself of the entire game

Oof samefagging your own reply much? Your AI answer could not provide you with a better replay?

Can you at least admit you haven't played the game?

Is ACfag going to be ok?

you can jump from real high point in this game

and there's also an extra hole on the ground so you can fall even futher!

I genuinely think tendies are mentally retarded at this point

I played it for like 30 hours and beat 2 temples. I feel like the amount of fun I had during that was maybe few hours worth. Climb to the wind temple was pretty cool, given it was actually constructed set piece rather than the open world slop the rest of the game is. Imagine if all game was that instead of what we got?

shaddup

twitch views

LOL this is how he copes

Damn is ubislop with early gmod shit really that good? Yes, yes it is.

Toddlers have no taste.

tfw xe has spent more time defending this dogshittendo fotmslop than actually playing this shit

idiot

niggertendie

You really are an idiot.

Reminder that schizos are now in YEAR NINE of BotW seething

And YEAR THREE of TotK seething.

Can't wait until June so I can play deluxe definitive editions of these masterpieces on my Switch 2.

guy on the left is faster

bad game design

It's fake bro

This killed ACfag. Bravo.

be efficient gamer

pretty good at competitive and complex puzzle games

like optimizing processes and performance

find a challenge in game

solve it using the fastest and/or most resource efficient method

proud of my work

mfw 3/5 collectables in map

1/?? secrets found

said resources are deleted or unusable outside of this challenge

missed achievements

missed dialogue

mother calls me

says getting pregnant irreparably damaged their marriage

AI is biased to agree with you. Ask it if 2D gaming requires more brain power and it will say yes to that too.

escort quest but nothing happens

escort quest but gmod construction with a controller first

grim

AI is biased to agree with you. Ask it if 2D gaming requires more brain power and it will say yes to that too

idiot

how is it fake

K E K!

ACfag rekt twice.

left for sure, if the game is boring it's not my job to try my hardest to make it "fun"

That's exactly how I felt watching it. The fact that people go insane and suck Nintendo's dick for this is crazy.

My issue with TotK was that right side is fun maybe 15 times max but the game expects you to do it 200 times.

Go from to A to B however you want

Is cool conceptually but if you do it enough times you end up either having already done all the meaningfully fun ways to do it already and then it just becomes the same busy work as the left.

And this is on top of the fact the game ties creating to a resource limit which actively makes experimenting less fun.

Gmod sandbox mode, but worse

Never my experience at all.

TotK simply let me go this curated adventure in a gigantic hand-crafted world. The complexity of game's design turned every single decision I made into a unique set-piece experienced only by me. There is nothing to touch this game on any other system. While every other developer is focused on realistic graphics, Nintendo focused on creating complex game engines and next-level gameplay. TotK plays like a game from the future.

This is the most insane zeldatroon cope.
If driving a car was what made the game fun then just give me a car. But that wouldn't be fun. Driving a car in a zelda game isn't where the fun comes from, so what is ''fun'' about this? Autistically building a car? I don't want to build a car, this is boring to me because I am not retarded and autistic.
The entire cope is that the game is fun if you have autism and like to tinker around with basic legos and really shitty construction mechanics for kids.

You understand that collecting koroks isn't the core game right?

That's like posting footage of Gwent and pretending that's Witcher 3.

IGN

Any critic opinion ever

Sorry, I'm not a tranny so posting these just make you look like an idiot.

it's not part of the core game... because i le say so!!!

Fun fact; you don't need to pick up single korok. But I did any way, because it was fun.

Can’t you even save your devices and summon them later?

pic related

Whoring your children for ad revenue

huh?

You can****
* After unlocking the skill to do so
** After having found all the tools needed to build one in first place
*** Only if you have collected enough garbage ore to summon it
**** The things you construct disappear whenever you transition to any zone like the main gameplay of the game (shrines) and you will have to pay the cost again

That's a fundamental problem with the game design.
If the player has an extremely simple way to circumvent all threats then they will use it.
There should be mechanics, scenarios, or threats which punish excessive turtling or incentivize keeping surface access open for long periods.

If the player has an extremely simple way to circumvent all threats then they will use it.

It's a sign of ADHD of people who think optimisation is the only way a situation should be approached.

If you ever convinced a girl to sleep with you, you would probably just jerk off in front of her because your mind that's the optimal way to proceed.

something something you won't have sex

yep...another argument won

making cars looks so boring

play totk

can build cool vehicles and attach weapons to them

fastest way to get around is to walk or ride your horse, weapons are useless compared to sword

play dishonored

cool gadgets, abilities and creative ways to kill

you can win by just running past all the enemies, can win any fight by spamming ctrl + left click

play the witcher 3

cool alchemy system, spells and tons of character customization

you're literally immortal as long as you spam alt and left click

not taking the most efficient route available in a game is just roleplaying, devs should make the fun route the optimal one

Playing in a "fun" way in a well-designed game should be as straightforward as the option on the left.
UI design has fallen off a cliff because too many games force themselves onto consoles with designated controllers.

I was watching my friend play it for a while and the amount of times he had to pause and scroll horizontally was so ridiculous I burst out laughing and he knew exactly what I was laughing about

schizo seething on Anon Babble years later about a universally acclaimed, massively successful, award-winning videogame

Yeah, that's working out for you schizo? Every day is just a huge cope session for you lmao

Your friend is a retarded as you? Not my problem.

Problem is that the game does nothing to encourage right.
Left is faster and more effective.

It's fake bro

that doesn't change much

It's fake**** bro.

Got his ass.

imaginelet. you wouldn't get it

This is one thing lost in modern games: Everything is formulaic and we consumers think we know the formula now. I sometimes find myself approaching games like a checklist.

I totally agree with OP that we should be approaching every game with curiosity and willingness to experiment. That is one reason older games were so fun, it was the wild west and you had to figure out the gameplay of each game individually.

Did ACfag really leave the thread after this? Is he weeping over his poor 2D block games?

Imagine you're having fun playing this game

Why not just make the game good?

I try to be right but the problem with certain games is that it just makes no sense not to max your efficiency in the long run. Playing the soulful way only really works when your game doesn't wear out its welcome.

Creating a cool vehicle sounds fun, but each time you do it the magic will wear off a little and you'll realise you are just extending your playtime arbitrarily. In general, mega open world games suffer from having game design that encourages you to optimize for time instead of focusing on immersion or novelty.

God tendies are so pathetic. Or are you going to say your autism diagnosis is fake too?

tendies are so pathetic

He says, in YEAR THREE of his TotK meltdown.

How's that working out for you?

If you, as the player, have to go out of your way to come up with ways to make the fun, then it's not a good game.

Nintendo has been around so long they've gone from innovating to copying the games they themselves inspired

Nintendo has been around so long they've gone from innovating to copying the games they themselves inspired

Name any game like TotK.

Now you've got me thinking about how you'd actually achieve that...
Of course there's the obvious answer of just introducing enemies with sapper behaviors. Creatures that can tunnel and breakdown constructions over time.

But I was thinking more of the other thing you mentioned, creating a system that incentives engaging and warding off surface threats instead of ignoring them.
The idea that occurs is that upon reaching a certain level of wealth surface-dwellers will begin petitioning your fort to establish permanent settlements on your land.
Seeking the security and prosperity in exchange for regular tributes of currency, food, trade goods, exotic luxuries, or labor.
This would give Players a reason to actively develop on the surface and confront any threats that attempted invasion.

KEK'd. has anyone checked on ACfag after this?

Name any game like TotK

Minecraft roblox and fortnite

Minecraft

Zelda

cut a tree down

it will topple over with weight and physics

can be used to topple onto enemies as an attack

can be felled to make a bridge

can be pushed and rolled down a hill, where it gather speed and energy, causing a massive impact to any enemy in its way

can be rolled into the river for a makeshift boat

can be set on fire and interacted with

can be chopped into fire wood and taken as a resource

it can fuse to a weapon and turned into a powerful club

Minecraft

chop down tree

tree disappears from reality

leaves of the tree remain suspended in midair for eternity

Christ

boring game

boring game with extra steps

Wow

Hpw can you play an rpg?

The nintendie seething in this thread just made my morning lol. How can someone care so much about a game? Just enjoy the game, you idiot. Or, keep seething I guess, it was a fun read while I dipped my coffee.

So you admit that you're dumber than literal children, how interesting

wow, an award from the prestigeous magazine that gave GOTY to Deathloop, truly wow
ToTK will always be a shitty rehash with autism gimmick, nothing more

PSA Whistle brings them to you

takes twice as long to do it the """exciting""" way

there's 100 bajillion of these koroks so it's only "exciting" once

God I hate the nu-Zelda formula.

tendies really don't play anything that isn't on their shitty Fisher-Price tablet if THIS is what blows you away

Do we really need to list out the shit you can do in Minecraft that you can't do in nu-Zelda? Disingenuous retard.

My favorite, one that TOTK Fans will always try to sidestep around, is the intro. This game about freedom and non-linearity and player choice, will FORCE YOU to watch the intro cutscene and walk down a linear hallway and listen to exposition. Nintendo literally went out of their way to stop anyone from sequence breaking it, that's how badly they force you through that section. The sheer amount of event flags and triggers and invisible walls is mind boggling, it feels like you're playing Uncharted.

Right side isn't even all that creative. It would be neat if this was some kind of puzzle that benefited from the building aspect, but in both cases you're literally just carrying the guy from point A to point B.

The type that doesn't play shit games

The farming / grinding they expected you do to do in this game was ridiculous. I ended up just duping items.

No they don't

writes a tl;dr explaining how they do despawn and here's why its a good thing

TOTK is honestly the worst Zelda game. The fact we talk about this much is proof compared to BOTW and other games like OOT

limitation is what leads to fun, the player is not limited at all in TOTW and thus those tools are retarded and pointless

Zelda fans are so bad at arguing that they rely on google brand AI to try and cobble an argument together

I had a car saved that I spawned everywhere. I like building shit, once.
I make my "best thing" and use that thing throughout the game.
Totk is one of my "I wish to play it for the first time again" games

Speaking of AI, I'm pretty confident an AI wrote TotK's story. It explains so many things.

AI is simply compiling sources on the internet anon.

2D is baby tier compared to 3D.

And every game is baby tier compared to TotK. Your humiliation is complete.

2d is baby tier

Your precious AI doesn't even agree with you.

The problem with that is that the vast majority of 3D games have simplified themselves back down to the levels of 2D games, because there is no other way to provide an adequate experience on consoles that only have access to dual analog. One of the most obvious ways is in the lack of dynamic verticality, quite literally reducing the game to 2 dimensions.
Sure Nintendo has gyro aim, but it's still drawing most of its inspiration from over a decade of oversimplified trash that bent over backwards for dual analog.

kek

the tendie should never have used AI to help his arguments

Make your own fun

Runs out of battery after 20 seconds

make your own fun

NO NOT LIKE THAT

Every video of "incredible" TOTK gameplay has the same feel as when I was in high school and fallout 3 had just come out. Land Mines were fucking useless but you still had loads of them from picking them up everywhere, so I would just stockpile them and spend a shitload of time making elaborate domino tracks or giant piles of them that launched whatever set them off into the stratosphere.
It had the same effect of being funny to watch but not nearly worth the effort to grind and set up every single time to be useful.
All that these TOTK videos are are just some asshole spending two hours on getting the perfect setup for his 30 second clip, then claiming the entire game is like that. It was the same shit with BOTW where they would claim that perfectly timing a metal boomerang throw to strike the enemy and cause lightning to hit them at the same time was something you would be able to regularly pull off rather than requiring ideal conditions.

I had more fun losing the race to the postman the either of those fags are having