Go against Busted Bladder in Master Duel

go against Busted Bladder in Master Duel

Ashes me, Ogres me, summons the fusion twice

stretches the duel to 8 turns

still loses

How does it feel making a specific counter against a petdeck like Tenpai and still losing?

btw Ash should be banned

WHERE ARE ALL THE BOTS
WHY IS IT ALL SWEATS IN PLAT 5

Note to self: Don't give bots a choice.

It is, unless you're on FIRE/WIND

Super Poly chads, HOW WE FEELIN?!?!

Mudragon and Garura

Team Dark is lookin based this time around

only Garura and Mudragon

Lair says hello

How does the event work? If I use Darks, does that mean that I can use water too or will my opponents be water?

You can use both.

I NEVER LOSE CUP OF ACE
IT'S LITERALLY FUCKING POT OF GREED
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DECK OUT MY OPPONENT WHEN I KEEP DRAWING MORE THAN HIM

SKIN OF MY FUCKING TEETH
LITERALLY ZEROD BOTH OUR DECKS

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Btw, if you want to know:
It takes 35 seconds to go from one opponent to the next if you surrender immediately (because you're looking for bots for lifetime missions or whatever).

Ash is a fair 1:1 trade off except when your opponent also opens with the other ash jr cards. I fucking hate having to deal with multiple "ashes" in a single turn. One is enough. We need to ban all lingering handtraps instead. Fuck droll, fuck shifter, fuck maxx c, and fuck the three maxx c jr cards.

play suicide deck

about to lose

opponent surrenders

You piece of shit.

How was branded shit when it first started?been playing artmegia and its nowhere near niggerjade pass tier

THESE BOTS ARE OUT TO FUCKING GET ME

first card opponent plays shows he's playing suicide deck

scoop instantly before it resolves

enjoy completing your dailies against snake eyes

HORORABLE NIHONJIN OPPONENT ATTACKING MORPHING JAR TO DECK SELF OUT
NOT LIKE DISHONORABLE BAKA SHIRO GAIJIN ALWAYS SEPPUKU (DISCONNECT)

Purrely Horny Memory

I don't care for this meta

opponent tries to Veiler my Morphing Jar 3 times

book it every time

LMAO

He was a good sport too and stayed to the end.
Feels good to finish this lifetime mission on a high note.

My only lifetime missions left. (Retarded scroll bar still showing even though it's only these)

The last two I'm probably not finishing for years.
And there's no top meta deck I wanna play right now, so the Rating Duel is gonna have to wait.

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It's bullshit that after managing to play through 6 interrupts, that my opponent spent FOUR minutes setting up, the timer runs out before I can make the final push and OTK.

missed lethal going second but i cleared my opponent's board and set up my own

doesn't matter because he drew ten cards off of maxx c

instantly hit by two super poly back to back

please fucking delete the roach

AAAAIIIEEEE THE META FORCES ME TO USE [card I willingly put into my deck]

I fucking hate meta hypocrites.

no. i had one interaction set up (memento mace in hand)

Play stairway to the destined duel

stall the opponent's big monster until you get dark hole

play sengenjin

stall until you get seven tools of the bandit

swing 3 times to win

stall

BOO

dark team

WHERE MY D-LINK NIGGAS AT?

Have fun with no Seyfert/Wyverburster/Lubellion/Romulus

Already did in Dark vs Light. Already did in banlists more restrictive than this.

Every event until you like it

That's nice. Fuwalos on your draw step, response?

Wait, light and earth together? Eldlich, chads our time is now!

What am I even supposed to use on FIRE/WIND that's not Lyrilusc for the nth time? Snake-Eyes is completely gutted and I don't own R-ACE.

Does anyone have a Suship decklist they could share? Even mine has almost all of its ED banned.

If you owned Snake-Eye and never crafted Fire Kangz, then that's on you.

Only big dick chads run Buster Blader Decks.

Wind witch/speedroid FT. Clear wing could be good for wind.

The only thing Busted Bladder can do is piss itself in fear of CHADPAI.

gaylord

Set Super Poly. I have room for targets now

Oh, and I'm running a Metalmorph engine which can put up a board under Fuwalos.

Play Lyrilusc Snake-Eyes.

New nude mod update is 75% done (141 out of about 190 cards).

Do YOU have a better way of dealing with mirror force in duel monsters?

It comes free with your game

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I had a physical copy of a Buster Blader card and I used DNA surgery to turn all the monsters into Dragon types. I thought I was being slick.

why is the bot comboing

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I'm pretty happy I didn't waifu-buy Diabellze. I finally built the deck, but it isn't very satisfying to play.

synchro combo

fusion recycling

fiendsmith tech

deck yanking

If I have to do all of this work, I expect a grand feeling of satisfaction like with Cyberse decks.
I have way more fun with ungabunga Machine decks like Machina, or basic combo decks like Dragonmaid. It's a shame petdecks can't compete with the meta.

Can you actually play videogames without thinking of sex for one minute?

Already answered

Branded funnest deck

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So the answer is no

I couldn't resist diabellstar's muscle office lady appeal, so i just keep playing her with white forest.

Is your prudeness so strong that it forces you to lie like this?

Purrely Mating Press Memory

but what if you're playing against fire/wind?

The you desrve what's coming BE nigger.

new event released

ooh let's play that voiceless voice deck i spent all those gems on

it's fucking banned

well I'll play a different light deck, at least i'll be able to use maxx c becuase it's earth

maxx c banned too

surely they banned ash for the fire group

check

they fucking didn't

FUCK YOU KONAMI

The you desrve

better luck next time

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You have reached your bookmark limit

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HOLY FUCKING SEX!!!

I made "decks" to put those bookmarks in them.

What's supposed to be the optimal endboard of monsters for Memento? Best I've been able to achieve is a 3-mat Appo and Tecu CC with Spright Elf.
Also, this deck is really making me wish the game gave an extra 2 seconds of response time if you're at the end of your clock. I don't know how many duels I've lost to timeout just because the game keeps eating my time.

Giving the Blue Eyes group the roach on top of all the other bullshit would be unfair to the other groups.

Sorry, meant to add that my board also had Masq and Angwitch in the GY.

literally have nothing to do in-game except dailies until the event drops

SEEEEEX!!!

kill yourself <3

Yeah this is the only live service game I've played where for large parts of the month there is nothing new to do, I'm not saying it needs to demand all your time like others but maybe something better than 1 event and 1 story in the middle of the month could be accomplished?

On the one hand I'm glad that you don't have to play Master Duel very often to keep up a F2P account and play most new decks you want to play, but on the other hand I wish we got more ways to actually put time into the game. I'd love for them to make certain formats permanent, stuff like the Time Wizard events, N/R, or anything they described in the guidance they gave for IRL side events. I think a draft mode is probably incompatible with the way packs/the game is designed but any kind of limited play would be nice too.

I play Rocket League for fun (rumble mode), and I can always just hop in and not care about rank and have a good time.
All the credits I get go towards cosmetics exclusively. But MD's issue is that gems are for actually playing the game.
You can't hop in any time, because if you're not mentally ready, you can risk losing the progress you made towards your tier in your rank.
It's also "logic/turn-based" rather than "action"-based, so the kinds of fun moments you get in MD are really "plain" in comparison to anything real-time and action-based.

so pussy-whipped into min-maxing gems, can't afford to buy accessories

Install game again

Lose coin flip

15 minutes later I get to play

Uninstall instead

Is adamancipators relevant again?

I'm just going to start running primite in millenium

4 of the exodia pieces are normal and searchable with the trap

hell I can throw in curious + block dragon to search the Lv4 nigga and a barrier statue

No but it's playable.

Melodious

Photon Galaxy

Master Peace turbo

Which should I play for the event?

I hear Primite lets you play Summoned Skull. How?

The Primite cards are good. But they require you to use a normal monster in your deck. That's it.

Cards should have built-in weaknesses.

This used to be common in old (REAL) yugioh, where you would have cards like level 4's with 2000+ ATK that say shit like "if you control other monsters, destroy this card" or "change it to defense position after attacking".

Shit like Baronne should be 1500 ATK and say something like "a monster that destroyed this card by battle can make another attack in a row."

Hard Garnets (must be in the deck) or soft Garnets (okay if in your hand)?

soft/hard garnet

Stop this shit. Just call it a brick or a garnet.

Why don't they just make Garnets that are good to draw?

Cards should have built-in weaknesses.

That doesn't sell cards. You have been replaced.

If it was good to draw they wouldn't be a Garnet.

the last time i played was when purrely was introduced into the game