Femanons, explain to me the appeal of machamps.
Femanons, explain to me the appeal of machamps
Why don't you answer that for us instead? Faggot.
Why would a female pick a masculine Pokémon?
femanon here, I just like tall, muscular men
5'3"
tall
they're not yt
You'd think they'd pick Machoke
Gloria prefers Boltund though
Four arms
Strong
Probably has a dick because he wears pants
No laws against fucking pokemon
A lot of them like Arcanine.
Machamp is a manlet
I don't like machamps because they're butt ugly, my gooner ALL MALE starting lineup would be:
Rockruff
Ralts (to evolve into a male Gardevoir)
Ponyta (Galarian)
Impidimp
Wimpod
Goomy
The same question could be asked for men.
Why is it that every guy I know is raising a Lopunny?
It ain't rocket science.
The only name I recognized was Ponyta but it's all I needed to know.
yeah theyre not human either btw youre a white honkey
this seems too much like the male fantasy to me, you will never be body type B
God damn, I never realized how hard Cyclops just completely mogs Ryu. Look at Scott's hand compared to Ryu's. Even his muscles are more defined.
Xavier trains his students well cause they gotta go up against giant death robots built by the glowies
Lore states that pokemon eggs basically poof into existence and pokemon literally cant have sex
DUDE! TRAINERS FUCK THEIR POKEMON!
most trainers are like 4'6
lore states [incredibly childish thing to handwave implied implications]
Yeah no shit, retard. Game's rated E for Everyone.
Why is that? I could explain each choice further but it would be a pretty autistic post. I drew my old OCs with many of these Pokemon back a few years ago, I especially like Rockruff and Galarian Ponyta as well as Grimmsnarl who is super handsome.
Having four arms and a pokepenis lets you hit all the erogenous zones simultaneously
Tranny detected
Same appeal as Houndooms
That's a guy btw
I dunno nigga I can't say I'm attracted to a single pokemon
I fondly remember his stupid fuck animations in Pokken though. That game had a lot of charm.
Fair enough.
Pokephilia would probably be an insane problem in-universe.
Send kids out as they're hitting puberty
Only companions are likely Pokemon
Lots of Pokemon looks vaguely human/humanoid
No one is gonna find out, Pokemon just repeat their names
Any trainer on the other side of 20 years is gonna eventually fess up that they fucked their Jynx/Ditto/Whatever
What’s the ‘problem’ exactly? They are intelligent creatures and can crossbreed with humans
It's kosher, literally endorsed by their god.
Isn't none of that shit canon? Its just fanfiction written by furfag employees.
just because it's mostly 10 y/o
The problem is we don't live there.
how did that human even exist and where did he exist if there was no time and space yet
and it's 100% canon
They have that pepe face going for them
Is Machamp to Women what Gardevoir is to Men?
Primordial beings or something
Wimpod
femanon, I like Gardavior.
Wimpod
fujos scare me in a way male gooners could only dream to
they're kids who are touching grass and aren't exposed to oversexualized online shit, it's not on their mind at all
Being tall isn't relative like that. Even short girls prefer TALL guys, not just guys taller than themselves.
Shitted artists really can't help themselves, can they. First they ruined Orcs, now they're ruining perfectly normal pokemon.
Male or female garde
gloria vagina sex
Yeah, just pokemon versions of jap folklore one guy wrote then shoved into a mass folder called "fun".
Presumably this is where the "pokemon married humans" thing in Sinnoh's library came from, but they're not literal accounts
Why do all the ugly bastards raise hypnos?
Wimpod
This nasty bitch wants to get fucked by a Crustacean... LMAO
What? He's cute! Bugs are cute! I want to kiss wimpod. Hold wimpod. Pet wimpod. Cuddle wimpod!
This is a fake image made by dudes. Femanons prefer Arcanine Zebstrika Mudsdale and Houndoom as husbandos.
Why do women ALWAYS have to fucking be the center of attention. What is the point of this cunt poking her head up to partially block the painting with that dumb fucking expression.
This song goes hard.
Love from Kazakhstan.
I was getting off before I used the internet too. Though mostly because of an incident at a sleepover. In fact the first porn I ever looked at was pokemon porn because I was a good christian lad and I convinced myself that real porn was sinful, but what about fake porn? Thus the first porn image to ever grace my eyes was charizard standing around with a lizard cock.
Would it tho? Outside Paldea all women are hot from the age of 9 till they hit menopause regardless of how they live or how many kids they have (Brook's mom). And even the ones that act like a bitch like Clara or Oleana do so in the hot bitch kind of way not in the Ema Frost kind of bitch way.
Akshually, for me it's Pyroar
He's an extremely rare pick from what I can tell, so that's even better cause he'd be all mine but kinda sucks since there's barely any smut made
While I wait for my husbandomon to become real, I'll keep being disappointed Palworld's modding scene didn't lean into this as much as I would have hoped
Young female chimps have been known to fuck male deer in the wild, granting both experience before they start competing in adulthood. Just a fun little factoid.
What would her full team look like? I think she's have a Zebstrika too
but that poke porn was online right?
Women don't tend to like big buff dudes, especially not young women. So I doubt it.
I don't know if it's a real issue. There are a lot of mons that have been thirsting after humans, even Mareanie wanted James's dick. Likely every trainer does it at least once.
Might be bad for birth rates unless they can reproduce properly.
met a girl on discord
we met as we just wanted to talk about vidya
our topic of discussion reaches pokemon
not even 15 minutes passes
"Anyway anon which ones would you fuck?"
Huh?
The only appeal for me is the idea of no guard dynamic punches.
My girlfriend seems to like all the generically cute pokemon. She also actively detests the new humanoid characters. Sprigatito evolving made her so upset she reset the game and chose the retarded crocodile thing.
so? answer
Of course it is, it's me.
Pokemon stopped being good after Gen V
Well? What did you answer?
Ask him the same question then show up at his house and play pretend
Everyone who likes Pokemon has at least a few they'd rail.
I'd rail some pokegirls like Skyla, Clair, Whitney, The gen IV ice gym leader, Cynthia, or Lorelei
I have normalfags tastes like gardevoir, loppuny stuff like that. She called me out on it. But was satisfied when she heard I wanted to use eevees as fleshlights.
Kek
This is a strange phenomenon
Proof?
Yeah, I got private internet access later, though being a good christian boy I didn't use it for much without supervision
Point being, though, a kid at puberty age is going to think of stupid shit with or without internet. Tale old as time probably
hi it's me your boyfriend
can i watch
is there a human equivalent to pokeballs
White women can't be impregnated by dogs but they still try.
having a desire to fuck pokemon is not normal, what you really are is a basic bitch.
Nothing for Gardevoir..
Too pure.
You know, it just dawned on me how sexist "body type a/b" really is. Even from ((their)) point of view I mean. Body Type A is always the male one, while B, as in the second one, the lesser, the beta, is female. Unlike just calling it male/female which is neutral designation, A/B assigns a hierarchy to them that doesn't exist in biology.
It's interesting that the woke crowd prefer a pejorative denomination instead of just calling it like it is.
that fantasy animal you want too fuck is too humanoid kys
Why are pokefags this deranged?
white pasty ghoulish hands typed this.
It generally doesn't appease anyone either unless the game also has unisex clothing.
women don't actually like muscular men/pokemon. MEN like muscular men/pokemon. women like "pretty" men. meanwhile, i'd catch six machop/machoke and we'd all hit the gym and get fucking HUGE
From now on body types will now be A+ and A-
Fuck
From now on body types will now be 1 and 2
Fuck
From now on body types will now be [ and ]
Fuck
still have the trainer card I had made ages ago
would probably swap Empoleon for the coolest nigga in the block Xatu
website went down a couple of weeks ago
It's a sign of something, surely
Chloroform or Rohypnol and some thick rope ?
Your reasoning is pretty sound, despite trying to make sense of those people being a pretty dumb idea overall
But what does this have to do with fucking Pokemon ?
Why do men want a Gardevoir wife so bad?
Dunno why you want your Pokeballs to be human, but here you go.
For me, it's Ogerpon.
duskull, not evolved
based beyond reason duskull is my mon
Tits or gtfo
women don't want to smash big burly muscly dudes. they don't want to fuck dogs either, you're too addicted to porn. every woman I know is into loser failure men. I don't even know what the pokemon equivalent of that would be, but for pokeguys they aren't fucking Bruno from the elite 4 they want guzma. shit like that.
rockruff and impidimp are prime gay furry/gay for baras picks, so i guess the other anon associated them like that to what are, technically speaking, males.
i believe you tho, ponyta and especially the fucking bug are 100% non-standard picks for males
anime self-insert OC with huge fucking tiddies
based
girl
I saw this post and it made me think about it.
my wife
I actually quite like Dusclops as well, but he's a bit too cool and not cute enough for my tastes
I also like to pretend Dusknoir never really existed (along with most of the other new gen 4 evos)
Fair enough, but you shouldn't let that brainrot sit in your brain for even half a second
It's all pointless mental illness anyway
I actually like how I finally gave it like 10 seconds of thought, beyond just looking at it, and immediately saw the massive flaw in the idea of a/b and how condescending to women it is. Goes to show how braindead those people are.
every woman I know is into loser failure men
If that were true you'd have a girlfriend
Girls are into attractive men, fullstop. They are notoriously awful at identifying what they like about men because they are rationalizing what their fantasies are, but not recognizing their actions.
Girls that say they're into nerds are into hot guys that are smarter than them
I hate how his eye doesn't sway from left to right anymore but I guess that died along with all the other cool animations from the Stadium, Colosseum and PBR games.
think ditto would be the best Pokemon for sex because of transformations
Remember the ditto still has the stupid dot eyes after transforming
Turn off
If youre into mobface girls this makes it better
Lore also states that typhlosion raped a girl and turned her into one
That’s why you fuck it doggy style like a flashlight
implying you wouldn't
not appreciating mobface
pleb taste
You mean noncanon lore written by an intern?
Everyone here would and if any of you say you wouldn't I am accusing of you of lying
flashlight
This is a bright idea everyone.
Isnt that just an anime thing only with one Ditto in particular
Incorrect. Only one Ditto in the anime had that quirk because he couldn't get the transformations right. Every other Ditto transformed perfectly.
Can confirm I'm 6'5 and below average looks but
short girls like me because I'm tall
tall girls like me because i make them feel short
Heightlets truely living in a doomed world though I wish I was average height anyway because I hate attention
Extreme cope
yes but it's basically become an iconic part of the species at this point. millions of memes, entire merchandise lines based solely around it, etc.
I honestly think the only reason they haven't made it canon to all dittos is because it'd require extra resources to basically remodel every pokemon for when you use transform.
You do know that the Paldean paradox pokemon are the same idea as the gen 4 evos but executed in a way waaaay retarded way
I think this has been slowly retconned, like how all Meowth stand on two legs now when before it was just Team Rocket’s, now all the ditto do the mob face
that idle animation in PBR where it pretended to be haunting the opponent by stretching its little arms forward
I genuinely had forgotten how much soul those games had, and I'll now forever be upset we'll never get another game of similar quality to admire my other boy Phantump
And water is wet
As I said, trying to make sense of them and their dogmas is a fool's errand
I did not know that since I stopped a few gens earlier
I did not even need to know that since even a cursory Google proved to be quite revolting
Which is the least attractive pokémon?
I don't think anyone would want to fuck a Bonsly
out of 10!
I don't think it's in any of the games but there are several Ditto cards in the TCG that have the :)
Well yeah. X-Men vs Street Fighter came out in 1996. At this point, it was now Street Fighter Alpha. Ryu's barely hitting his 20s while Cyclops is in his 30s
Probably some shit like cryogonal or the klink line
made ages ago
legends character
man
All of them, noone seriously wants to fuck a pokémon, I assume this thread is all a big joke. Even the ones like Lopunny... Man, it's a fucking rabbit, would you fuck the Nesquik bunny?
Where do you think we are?
I only picked her cause of her hair colour and fashion, I have genuinely zero clue who she is
Flannery would have been the only other valid alternative but her hair's fucking dumb and Torkoal's all mine
Most objectmons I'd wager
But I'm always amazed Horsemons are so popular since I absolutely abhor them
Maybe I'm too much of a city slicker to understand their appeal
Don’t act like you wouldn’t
Femanons
lol
On model of off model?
This is important
but her hair's fucking dumb
It's not the worst hairstyle I've ever seen and the rest of her more than makes up for it.
Humans have proportionately much larger genitals than other primates. I don't think machamps will fuck very well.
Because women understand from an instinctual level that their only value is determined by how much other people give them attention in regards to their looks. A man will show his creation to others and be happy that its being recognized as is. Since he created it, for his worth is tied to the object that he created. For a women, they might take great pride in the object of their creation. But they do not view said creation as an extension of themselves, so they make sure everyone knows that they made it by posting their face/tits/ass on top of said object. Its also the reason why women are capable of aborting their unborn children without remorse.
#WhiteGirlsFuckMachamps
From the thumbnail I thought he was smoking a massive cigar through his eye socket
What about rapidash?
actually the baby pokemon shrunk down and create a magic cocoon around them that resembles an egg
girls don't like muscular guys only dudes do
Yes but I also needed to somehow identify with the whole package, which is a bit unfair considering Flannery's meant to be a super hot anime girl
Misty would've been a much more accurate choice but she's a named character and it would've been weird putting her on my own trainer ID
That other gal is perfect however, as I don't even know her name so I can just pretend she's a generic trainer class
marry her
meet
discord
zoomers I swear
What word would you prefer for the first time you interact with a new person on a chat room?
the wife of a friend of mine once told us she had a thing for lucario when she was younger, which is kinda weird because she isn't a furry
Sometimes they flip A and B around
Anyway I've done a full living dex and never once thought of Pokémon sexually. Is this an animefag problem or are all of you hideously perverted
It means she used to fool around with dogs while she was underaged.
Femanons
Kek, women don't use Anon Babble. You'll only get answers from "femboys" and transgender MtF, which is just homosexuality but with extra steps.
Discord
Girl
$5 says it was cop or a tranny. It could have been a real girl, but chances are she'd be underage.
women don't use Anon Babble
you'll only get answers from women
What did Anonymous mean by this?
Actual femanons do exist. The age old wisdom of "there are no girls on the internet" is that what is or isn't in someone's pants is entirely irrelevant to most discussion topics. Those that know better never let that information ever come to light unless it is either somehow relevant or they are seeking to hijack a discussion for attention, to which the retort was to demand tits or gtfo.
Pokemon just repeat their names
May god have mercy on anime fags
people unironically acting like women don't use the internet baffle me, like who the fuck do they think is posting on Anon Babble?
They exist, but Anon Babble is still 90% guys as gaming is a male hobby.
I met my wife on Xfire
Ok, bud. Whatever you say.
I drew r34 of Chewsday; it was 3 years ago. I really need to update this considering I've improved: files.catbox.moe
I was listening to youtube.com
To the OP question; Snorlax? Somewhat fat_bastard vibes.
From what I remember from listening to a woman on the radio read out her teenage diary, girls want a guy that looks taller than her so they look good in photos together. So really just taller than the girl while presumably wearing heels.
That just means it's 10% girls
No actual woman likes Machamps. It's just BLACKED-adjacent for gooners.
femanon
you know the rules
Your art is fucking awful and you didn't answer OP's question at all. Get lost attentionwhore
What fucking country has chimps and deer?
How the fuck does a chimp get fucked by a deer?
You're full of shit.
Snorlax is not a bastard take that back.
BLACKED-adjacent
you are mind rotted
there is nothing about machamp that likens it to black men.
that is just you being terrified of them because your ego can't handle the internet.
Sees muscle man that is bigger and stronger than him, thinks black men.
The god of humans places humans into other universes so they can participate in creation myths. He sources these humans from isekai.
you do you, anon
OOOF never listen to what a woman, says watch what they do
I think Oblivion tried swapping it but it just made a bunch of shit break and also ruin a bunch of dialogue in the game.
i've caught a little pokemon batman
What fucking country has chimps and deer?
not chimps, but
there is nothing about machamp that likens it to black men
Big lips
Dark skin tone
Prone to violence
Limited vocabulary
Bred for physical strength at the expense of intelligence
No one here actually plays Pokemon or knows the lore they just use it as a conduit for their sick fetishes.
Asian girls fuck Lickitungs not Machamps. Women like oral above all else
YWNBAW and that's a good thing. Put your boy clothes back on, you never fooled anyone
Snorlax is not a bastard take that back.
No. He is literally an obstruction.
you didn't answer OP's question at all
Femanons, explain to me the appeal of machamps.
Right. Deep stuff to be discussed, clearly I'm the weirdo attentionwhore posting my art at the riveting pokephilia discussion on Anon Babble.
I need a break from this place.
Dusknoir is great because I can give my Dusclops an Eviolite.
To say nothing pokemon and their own sexual urges which imo would be a more prevalent issue
after
Niantic: You know what, fuck it. Everyone is a man now.
not really it's just your thinly veiled fetish
tbdesudesune, we get an unholy amount of daily threads dedicated to some of the most poorly veiled fetishes in the world
This one is somewhat refreshing, if anything
compfagging
Anon-kun....
All of this pokefucking, makes me think, are humans also Pokemon at the end of the day?
It takes two to tango. They know a woman's face in the picture gets more engagement.
Humans don't lay eggs.
nets
Would it tho? Outside Paldea all women are hot from the age of 9
True.
good taste
xmen are aryans, street fighter gokus are hapas or asians
we want the MML2 final boss audience
Hoopa
she's so freaky
Young female chimps have been known to fuck male deer in the wild,
How?
I do have a bit of soft spot for her, for probably obvious reasons
Shame I've never even tried her game, it looked dreadful
tfw barely ever seen her in fanart so I don't even know her name or what her deal is
With those eyes I'll guess she's probably a villain
With those eyes I'll guess she's probably a villain
not really, though she is an ancestor to one of the team galactic admins
I don't really remember if she even really has much of a character beyond being part of the diamond clan. I think she was the one that changed hair styles in the hub area.
They're from the previous kalpa.
I also like to pretend Dusknoir never really existed (along with most of the other new gen 4 evos)
Based. Giving new evolutions to old Pokémon was neat when it was done in extreme moderation only.
please do not post seiga next to your deviant fetishes unless it involves necrophilia "please"
Me, waiting to be captured.
I think it's just something very specific to gen 4's design philosophy. gen 2's evos more or less all worked fine (except maybe hitmontop/tyrouge forcing two separate pokemon into a family tree that doesn't really work) and I guess the later gens found a good enough workaround with them mostly being stuff like mega evos or regional variants, but everything from gen 4 sticks out like a sore thumb.
I love goonettes. Just like me frfr.
Goomy is a good pick but I'd feel immoral boning a 1st stage pokemon. Like I'd stick it in a Reuniclus but not a Solosis
What?
I assume a woman might like machamp for the same reason I want to fuck muffet from undertale
machamp
as if
4 arms works for bondage without the rope.
Seething jeet hands typed this.
They made the white one bigger just like in real life
I prefer male Ralts :)
gloria pussy and feet
Actually there is a somewhat significant section of women who like macho men however they usually are not into nerd shit and are actually like having kidsit is scientific fact the more macho a women likes her men the more fertile and desiring of having children she is so they are very rare in our spaces
realizes her childhood friend is too dense and battle-brained to get with her
simply goes for his little brother instead
I don't care for Sonia and SwSh in general but that's pretty based.
IS THAT???
8ft tall
muscular
4 arms
2 dicks
monster
it's the pinnacle of female fantasy
Smash or pash was a thing even normalfags participated in dude.
that is how humans were created
a male boar fucking female chimp
girl
discord
you got troon'd, lmao
Yeaaaa that's totally not my thing at all
Never ever, nope nope
Not Pokemon, not that
Me's vanilla as they come
A tiny net is a death sentence
that net is at least average sized, Betty
With those eyes I'll guess she's probably a villain
Close but no, she's the ancestor of Mars, a team galactic admin. Arezu herself is just one of the misc side characters in PLA.
There are boys in Colombia who fuck donkeys as a rite of passage.
Cute bwoosher
Heh well the plot of SS is really boring so I did headcanon some of it. Ingame it goes more like:
younger brother wants to be strong like his brother, the champion
keeps losing to the player and others
eventually decides to become a professor instead because he read a book once
Sonia takes him in as her assistant because the previous one turned out to be a mole for the evil corporation
THE SPECIAL MATING BETWEEN A GLACEON'S PUSSY AND A HUMAN'S COCK
girls don't like muscular guys only dudes do
this is how you can tell you've been on the internet too long
sure, teenage girls into anime and kpop aren't into muscular dudes, but the average woman, yes anon, very much so
i met my wife on curse back in the day, we've been married almost a decade now
ok, "lilith"
you're boring anon, she's adventurous, take this opportunity to be free
Imagine how much groceries they can carry
Gardevoir in canon are yanderes that break reality to save you
how do i find women like you irl
Oh fug I remember Mars, the admins were some of the coolest designs in Pokemon games
Even tho one was supposed to be a dude, I found out much later
Yeaa an assistant, sure sure
To be honest these threads always bring out the worst in me, thank fuck they're so rare kek
Body type A is always the female one tho.
The Horse farm
omw
get in line
That's literally just roided out body builders anon
Ctrl + F "Scolipede"
0 matches
I am beyond disappointed in you fuckers.
YWNBAW
The same reason why men care for big boobs and big butt, but both genders love calling the other out for what they too are guilty of.
Toxotransmosis moment.
Damn, female puberty goes crazy
This is the entry level thread. You won't find much beyond surface tier picks.
Guys like Machamp gross me out. I feel like there's a difference between whatever the fuck that is and just being tall muscular.
I know it's a meme, but Hisuian Typhlosion has some really cute art
lole
Why do women fuck Pokemon?
i dont
for me its cofagrigus
sensory deprivation
trapped in a small tight space
hands touching rubbing and grabbing everywhere all at once
What the hell, this is just pure fetish shit! and I'm into it