New Doom demon

New Doom demon

Double chainsaw looks silly. Yeah, that includes Doom 64's double chainsaw.

Other than that, cool.

previously on ZOOM RING: THE EBONIC AGES

doomfolk! You can't beat me! So... I rebelled against Heaven!

*doomguy breathing heavily*

doomie, can you hear me? To your left.

*a portal opens*

*Volodimir Zelensky, Isabelle and Dave Rivera join the battle*

*another portal opens*

K-Kojima-san?!! And…Suzi?!

*SphereHunter performs a bayonetta-like flip while wearing his Eve cosplay from Stellar Blade and lands epically in front of doomguy*

*Another portal features Anthony Fauci, Keanu Reeves and Better Man*.

We must be better...

*from a portal in the sky appears Doomguy's dragon who was thought to be dead and in comes Rick Sanchez*

Who is a good boy? You you are a good boy! Wubba lubba dub!

*Minecraft's Jack Black and Jason Momoa fall from the sky doing a waterdrop*

I... AM KYIIIIIIV

*Satan watches in bewilderment*

You can't beat me!

I'm surprised that a fella like you is hurting people, come to your senses, you're behaving like Grummz! -says dave rivera

You can be better than this...- says better man

*Satan orders his army to attack*.

*Captain Zelensky moves into attack position*.

I've dealt with tyrants like you and Putler before!

*Doomguys looks seriously*

DOOMVENGERS!

ASSEMBLE...

*Avengers endgame battle theme metal cover by ROYAL BLOOD*

*Everyone races in an offensive that will decide whether good or evil will win*

*Dave rivera orders his followers in Xitter to overload hell's defense systems*

*Isabelle violently attacks the infernal forces*

I may be wholesome but I'm also tough!

*Anthony Fauci throws syringes like kunais*

Try this, chuds!

*Kojima attacks a giant demon using his epic mecha*

Just like evangeliom! -says keanu reeves

*doomguy and satan jump in front of each other ready to finish this epic battle*

doesn't look like demon at all

giant lizard with a skull for a face doesn't look like a demon

yes that's now how demons look like at all, are you stupid?

Turok the dark ages

Yeah demons look like a brain on metal legs, or how a giant skeleton.

no it doesn't. otherwise king kong is a demon hunter and a dozen digimon are actually just demons

Demons aren't real, they can literally look like anything.

He looks like yugioh pack filler that's lvl 6 with no special summoning condition and only has some mediocre battle effect

this is the peak of video game combat design

ebert was right

take it easy, you lunatic

Yes, video games are toys and all that matters is that they look cool when you press the dopamine button. Perhaps the real midwits are those expecting more.

Don't listen to him you're doing good work.

Sticking to Doom 3 yet again. Cheers to whoever will play Dark Ages, have fun in there. Not for me. It is what it is.

skorge but lizard

wow so creative

Lizardbros...

Well Anon Babble, what's the verdict? Is it a scalefag design or no?

anatomically human arm muscles

yeah

does it matter? I fap the off model and on model porn regardless

100%

fucking kek

He's slowly becoming Guts

wtf who leaked Hugo Martin's script

Yeah it looks like my jewish neighbor

Reptilian marauder shields

Based. FUCK HUGO AND FUCK NU-DOOM

he is slowly becoming a manchild

STAND AND FIGHT

he is slowly becoming a manchild or commander keen

Wow, they ruined his face.

That's just a cuban man

I like how they turned a blown off arm into a mecha hoof.

kino

Why did they make the Doom Slayer brown?

All of these look better than the actual imp design they went with

There is a very real chance this shit is going to flop hard and finally free us from the nu-doom zoom zoom timeline

Thank lord.

Which one? They have two kinds of imps in TDA.

oh my god its the hecking classic doom slayer like how he looked in the original nintendo game or whatever
this is everything, i can’t wait to play this nostalgic 80’s retro kino on my switch while sipping a hoppy IPA

Keep the suicide hotline handy, tortanicfag

millennial*
I know you're desperate to pass on the torch but I will never forget who worshipped funko pops and gay unicorns.

He's just younger

yet another thread of tortanicfags coping and seething that 2016 and eternal didn't flop as prophesied

its gonna be 2020 all over again

MEET OUR HELLISH CAST

2016 and eternal is basically epitome of fed up, masculine, 'enough is enough guy.

Weirdly reverse him into some kind of boy

I bet if you turned over all the stones at Id, you'd find closet trannies, faggots, psychotic stealth feminists or something. 30 to 50 year old men would have no reason to make him look this way.

Wait lmao is this real

that white winged ayy lmao/mass production EVA

cool

holy crap is that a heckin cthulhu?

so wholesome keanu chungus 100!

only one maykr

shame

Soilennial obsession with Lovecraft is strange since they absolutely hate the man for being a bigot incel chud but then coom themselves at the mere sight of cthulhu shit in vidya.

inb4 death of the author

You cannot separate his chuddism from his work. It’s all loaded with allegories for nogs and jews.

I guess post the rest of pics that were posted.
look at the size of this lad

Doesn't seem like a lot of enemies.

Seems like it's the character from the trailer. I don't think we'll be fighting Maykrs, doesn't fit the timeline.

to be fair, lovecraft's last story was about how the alliums were actually like humans all along, and after getting some exposure therapy he stopped being so ridiculously xenophobic

I don't get this zombie slayer thing that they had since eternal.

fat bastard

Well literally my first thought was "I can fap to this".
I've also jacked off to in-game doom 3 hellknight though, so...

why does nu-doom make Anon Babble seethe so hard?
how do you get pleb filtered by fucking nudoom?

Why DID the DOOM series turn into this?

Reminder the priorities of the Nudoom devs show through as they bitch at speedrunning

youtube.com/watch?v=PH2-oM7IWpY

None of this shit gives me 'demons from hell' vibes. Too clean, not enough occult or religious iconography, not enough implication of suffering. Safe-hellish, if you will.

nu-zoom

not peak plebslop

Good joke. Anyone with taste dumped this shit after 2016. If you unironically like this games you are the cancer ruining this industry.

This is less enemy variety than Doom Eternal btw. There’s no archviles, pain elementals, carcasses or whiplashes.

member when whiplashes had boobs

Looks like something 343i would put in one of their Halo titles.

Just looks like a generic lizard monster. Also why are so many of the demons cybernetically enhanced when the UAC doesn't exist in Dark Ages?

We need to return. To simpler times.
doomwiki.org/wiki/Doom_4_1.0

It'll be more fun to fight because no parry.

Also why are so many of the demons cybernetically enhanced when the UAC doesn't exist in Dark Ages?

Probably because UAC augmenting demons wasn't canon until Doom 3/2016? Doom 1/2 demons were augmented by Hell itself.

Unironically better than what we got.
Really gritty hardcore ludo instead of the faux-metal redditslop of 2016 and Eternal.

If I knew I'd was going to turn Doom into what it is currently, I would have gladly taken Call of Doom.

literally peak contrarian

filtered

Zombies are cool

*id

peak good taste

True, thank you.

Hmmmm i wonder why these same copypastas are posted every thread with the exact same responses every single time....

Because schizoposters on Anon Babble know that nobody outside will take them seriously, and thus draw strength from spamming their opinions so much because its bound to rope in some dumbass contrarians into parroting them.

no pinata zombies exploding into neon colored armor and ammo

no MMO cooldowns

no glory kill cutscenes every two seconds

no funko pops for millenisois to collect and soigape over

gritty aesthetic evocative of OG Doom

I’m struggling to think of any reasons it wouldn’t have been superior

>no pinata zombies

Lmao stopped reading there.

It was going to be a cover shooter where your screen turned red the moment you got shot and you had to hide in cover.

gritty aesthetic evocative of OG Doom

Regardless of what you think about nuDoom, generic 7th gen brown and bloom isn't "evocative of OG Doom". Doom wasn't super colorful, but it had some strong colors. Blues, reds, green nukage.

Flop of the decade inbound

Would.

demons were a legitimate threat you had to take cover from instead of flailing at them like a retard and being awarded a “badass” execution cutscene

Damn, we really did miss out.

muh regenerating hp

Better than endlessly respawning loot zombies tee bee aych.

Hoping this game ACTUALLY flops. Zoom is a franchise I want dead. When it inevitably flops, I want a board wide apology directed to John Carmack and Doom 3.

it's not going to flop even if it's really bad
if it is though, the next one will flop

.... Would...

Conceptually it's neat but the execution would be better served in anything else that isn't Doom.

The bigger issue is the characterization of Doomguy. I'm not calling him the Doom Slayer, that's edgy tryhard BS that's somehow too edgy even for Doom. Giving him a story at all was the first mistake.

You guys ready for late zoomies and alphas to tell you for the next five years that this game is goated and you were filtered?

I clap when I see neon ammo and color coded parry mechanics!

demons were a legitimate threat you had to take cover from instead of flailing at them like a retard and being awarded a “badass” execution cutscene

Eternal already shattered the illusion with normies that Id is capable of producing anything good. Even if it sold well it was a spiritual flop.
Dark Ages has 0 hype behind it this time. I would not count on it selling more than like 400,000 copies.

His Fappin' Arm looks pretty strong

Even if it sold well it was a spiritual flop.

"it was a flop in my mind"

so this is the greatest FPS of all time boomers are always going on about, huh

literally cod tirr brown and piss slop

>gritty aesthetic evocative of OG Doom

Slit your throat subhuman

Anon Babble has been in a state of near constant seethe because it convinced itself that 2016 was going to flop. Mindbreaking occurred when that didn't happen and they tried again with Eternal. Mindbreaking occurred yet again when Doom Eternal(which had a snowball's chance in hell of flopping) also was a massive success and here we are.
Tortanicfaggortry is a helluva drug

Well regardless Dark Ages is already a guaranteed disaster so you will have your “real” flop soon.
Real Doom fans don’t care. Zoom Eternal fans don’t care because they slowed the gameplay to a crawl.
It has no audience.

I'll give it a go if it has less annoying moments in it than Eternal did.

it's really not
dark ages will succeed on brand recognition and advertising alone
you're coping if you think otherwise

Look like some gay shit from ARK.

muh DEMONIC ORANGE CHAINSAW

no

going to laugh so hard when its the lowest selling if the zoom trilogy

I genuinely hate that they are leaning into the gay epic Marvel lore and I refuse to buy any more Doom games until they stop. I didn't buy the ancient gods either.

I alone am responsible for Doom and Doom Eternal's success. Disappointing me was a grave mistake.

total tortanicfag meltdown

fucking everyone hated this.
Anon Babble WAS MOCKING THIS.

so this is the greatest FPS of all time

that's quake

boomers are always going on about, huh

boomers? try retards and of all generations

dude what if dinosaur... BUT WITH SKULL

Fucking boring

We were naive then. Little did we know how much worse things could get.

@709098989
the doom eternal pasta was funny because it was mocking the game based on it's actual gameplay, yours is deranged bullshit and buzzwords.

Why does it have hair?

mocking

Lmao

It's what Doomguy actually looks like to everyone else. It's why everyone is so afraid of him.
What we see are his profound hallucinations where is enjoying a fun video game as a cool badass. The reality is that he is a vicious monster "absorbing" his way through the forces of hell that nobody can even speak to.

This is before Eternal, so they made him younger, but that doesn't make sense according to the lore timelapses

could be a 64/128 player demon earth invasion multiplayer with a custom map editor for one player

To seduce human doomers.

that's quake

Correct

This, it makes even less sense that in Eternal he looked like he did in the classic games so did he age down? Shouldn't he be immortal?

it's just a lizard

good webm

THIS is all of the enemies??

what if we copied the Skaarj from Unreal

genius

pathetic

i bait a lot of my normalfag friends with various Anon Babble and Anon Babble opinions
you'd be surprised how good some of Anon Babble's baits actually are

webm of Doom 1 in the easiest difficult

your point is?

Uhhhhh pain elemental bros?

demons are real and look like humans to blend in, you propably have them in your goverment

another classic male oriented franchise emasculated and ruined beyond repair

when will the humiliation ritual end?

That looks like that thibg Obi Wan rode is ROTS

Hard isn't any better.

Christ, and I thought Whiplashes were shit.

I think Doom causes the most butthurt per thread on this board.

creeping around like a chickenshit gaynigger from outer space

Play the game properly, you big fag.

Sick. I want to fuck it.

Its definitely one of the more aggressively shilled.
I just call out marketers and brainless zoomer consoomers when I see them.

Which green object do I hit to beat this?

As someone who has never played these games, it really seems like these threads are the perfect example of popular = bad that Anon Babble is known for. Although I will admit that the new game looks kind of shit from what I've seen of it.

sucking off Call of Doom out of skysmashing contrarianism

this would have permanently killed Doom like Youngblood killed Wolfenstein
YOU
LOST
TORTANICFAGGOT

2016 already permanently killed doom though
we haven’t gotten a real entry in the series since 3

Although I will admit that the new game looks kind of shit from what I've seen of it.

why are you such a chud? game is awesme

I was thinking more Sorlag from Quake 3.

massive success

killed doom

reminds me of that faggot a few weeks ago that said Elden Ring "spiritually failed"

Doom is already dead, you monkey.
STAND AND FIGHT

millions of flies can’t be wrong

figures you are a rollslop cultist too

You're not that important

Feels too silly. This Doom is supposed to take place in the past right? I wish the artists knew that.

if they aren't making more quake games, they should just make use of quake enemies desu

based dark markiplier arch

nu doom chitin demon #27

Where did enemy design go so wrong?

Why did id turn dork ages into parry slop?

your the most omportant person in my life. mary me now

not Torak

まずい...

Based

keep cryin' kid.
maybe this time you'll get your fix

Don't worry, it won't. You'll still be here thoughverbeit. Try not to get too upset in your "filtered" threads.

Wanna know how I know you grew up on Call of Duty?

Okay wise guys, lets see (YOU) have a crack at it.
Design YOUR epic enemy ideas for the authentic doom experience. Pictures welcome but everyone can imagine an apple in their head anyway so descriptions will do fine too.

appears like 7 times in the game because the spaces just aren't big enough to accommodate it

focusing on the story

dodging giant neon projectiles like its a danmaku

enemy design straight out of WoW

This is not Doom.

The tortanic should never have happened. It mind broke a whole generation of summerfags into thinking /we/ hold the popular opinion, when this site by nature is full of contrarian faggots in an echo chamber. This place is now r/gamingcirclejerk but you can say the nigger word and post midnas bioluminescent brapper.

we

Nigga you were smearing shit on the wall of your daycare when that was shown off.
There is no "we"

The irony is tor is still alive and kicking, even if just barely. It outlived a shitzillion other mmos.

Design YOUR epic enemy ideas for the authentic doom experience. Pictures welcome but everyone can imagine an apple in their head anyway so descriptions will do fine too.

really, dev? stealing ideas from anons is pathetic

Sad but true

I play it

Feels good man. I like vibing in the cantinas, and slapping my follower since I'm a sith pureblood. The fact that this mmo let's you beat women is hilarious to me.

have you ever noticed how the phrase "tortanic" is only ever used in threads for games which have a large marketing spend from companies known for engaging in "online guerilla marketing"

when your life does

something like this would be cool

Doom has a giant lizard demon

I'Anon Babblee been... LE EMASCULATED!

You people are literally a bunch of drama queens.

stop noticing

pink horns

DEI coded

nice digimon

I think you need to take a break.

There are and were far shittier mmos out there. The launch was a PR disaster and I can’t say I feel bad about EA getting dunked on, but I still think the game is fine.

Based

Trust me, I'm an expert on fictional things that don't exist.

Turok made cybernetic dinosaurs/reptiles in the 90s

SO FUCKING COOL, BADASS!

Doom does it in the modern age

EEEWWWWW-UHHH WTF!?! REEEEEEEE!!!

it's not me who is wrong, it's everybody else!

Thing: >:(
Thing Japan: :O

Anon, over 80% of the people in this thread complaining have never heard of a Turok. Summer is here early.

I do agree tho, dinos and cyborgs go together well. These guys are just lame. Why do you think meta ridley is so goddamn cool?

Turok makes stuff In Of Setting

that's based

Doom makes stuff Out Of Setting

that's cringe
simple ass

Yes.

Would.

Out of Setting

I think that's up to the creators of Doom, not you. You're just grasping for shit to bitch about.

Summer is here early

It's been an eternal summer for the last 15+ years anon.

Delusional narcissist.

out of setting

Wtf a BRAIN on ROBOT LEGS? Oh and of COURSE it has a plasma gun too. What is this shit?

A skeleton with a jetpack? Yeah OKAY.

OH SO ITS CALLED A CYBER DEMON, REAL FUCKING CREATIVE.
God I just hate when Nu-devs just slap tech onto something and assume that makes it cool.

i thought whiplash was a good nu-doom design which also felt very authentic to classic doom, i hope it shows up in future games. you can tell that the artists for eternal actually did their homework and studied the og demon designs, which allowed them to make a new demon that stylistically fits in with the others.

it's nice to see, because in general, concept artists are fucking pajeet-brained subhumans whose idea of "research" is looking at capeshit and blizzardslop most of the time.

I wish Anon Babble was a little less shit, it used to be a filter for tourists. Andy Sixx clogged the filter and we've been getting the spillover for a looooong time.

Who thought of this shit? I can't believe Hugo Martin ruined my purist demon design.

80s cheesekino is back on the menu

why am i supposed to hate this?

I would have liked to see a non-cybernetic version of 2016's version. Doubt he'll show up in this game.

Log posting has been going on for YEARS now. It really blows my fucking mind.

Because a birderline chris chan tier sperg is angry about it for reasons that only make sense to him.

liking things

Go back.

They wokeified doom

is nothing sacred?

Wtf a BRAIN on ROBOT LEGS? Oh and of COURSE it has a plasma gun too. What is this shit?

Seriously. Is this Doom or fucking Ninja Turtles?

I was gonna say we need to return to when ID made good games but LO AND BEHOLD. WHO LOOKED AT THIS AND SAID IT WAS OKAY?

woke

Fags like you made that term lame. Now it's just shorthand for "thing I don't l like". Well done, you fucked it up for everyone.

I HATE BETH DOOM
I HATE BETH DOOM
I HATE BETH DOOM

They did the same for based. Appropriatin muh culture n shieet

I think that's up to the creators of Doom

implying that creators cannot go full retard or insane
what are you, a christian or something? creators are not flawless

You're just grasping for shit to bitch about.

imagime being so illogical that you believe being logical is "bitching"
cybernetic demons are an easy concept. big difference is when you made them into stroggs (demonic cyborgs)
komodo is silly because it is less a cyborg demon and more a cyborg lizard

im convinced only 10% of modern users of the word know if its Lil B origins, honestly.

There are people that load up Anon Babble on a daily basis to post about another man's shit for actual years. Imagine.

Ahahah so true

Good design but should have kept the boobs.

sharks with FRIKKIN LAZER BEAMS tier creature design
trying way too hard to be epic and quirky

It's their IP to do with as they please, not yours, and it's up to you whether to accept it or not play the game. They write the lore, do the worldbuilding, and decide what inhabits it. I would love for you to explain how you're more of an authority than they are on a setting that they're literally creating.

Lost to time, like Ozymandias

see
You're literally just doing an "OLD GOOD NEW BAD"

muh monster manual

There is nothing wrong with ripping off a good design btw.
That’s why they call it inspired, instead of uninspired like whatever is going on with op pic.

because unfortunately doom 2016 was an accident and hugo never understood what exactly made it successful.

you're trying too hard, samefag

I just think we've seen a lot of standard demons. If they wanna spice it up and let me suplex and alligator with a chainsaw arm, I say hell yea. I know people here hate the "hell is another dimension that invades places" thing (even though thats basically what it already did to Mars in the OG Doom) I like that it will free them up to make more demon designs that are more "out there". It's a big part of why I like the Combine, the amalgamation of other defeated races gave them a really cool appeal. Like how this was obviously a lizard man at some point, and now it's a cybernetically enhanced death rolling machine.

I guess it's up to personal preference, but personally I'd prefer if you were less of a JOYLESS FAAAAAAAG

No I'm not doing an old good new bad, are you illiterate or do you just not understand sarcasm? Go back.

if this game came out, it would be some tortanic mess to Anon Babble and a memed game

It's their IP

appeal to authority is stupid and won't shield anyone from criticism. grow a spine

I’ve still not heard one good argument for why a demon can’t be reptilian.

FOOL
Cannot you see we are on the same side? It just so happens that I want to suplex a demonic alligator and not just a big lizard

I WANT TO FUCK FAT REPTILES

Mine were the Arachnotron and mecha Hitler. Yk, the ones that were obviously written in a similar way and not people replying to them. Stay paranoid, retard.

so just like 2016 and eternal
both universally hated here until tourists invaded

Hugo wanted to make games for people who actually like video games.

concept art actually looks good. Too bad he looks goofy in actual gameplay.

The Serious Sam version of this enemy is cooler and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

A HOMM3 devil as a base.
Has only one cyber implant - a helmet-like thing that covers upper part of his head, covering eyes completely in a blindfold fashion. Tubes come out of it in horn-like way and bend backwards, connecting to his shoulderblades, midde of spine, and sides of hips.
Has a demonic grin all the time.
Attacks in melee (regular fuckhuge scythe works well), can teleport himself and another enemy. Both him, another demon, and places where they teleport to are telegraphed, but you don't know ahead of time who ports where specifically, so it's a coin toss that you have to keep in mind.
Bleeds while being hurt, but goes up in flames once killed, leaving only a handful of ashes and implant that, as player can see, also includes plenty of wires and tubes that were inside his body all along.
Generally about as strong as revenants, maybe somewhat weaker.

Caco gets replaced with legally distinct Octobrain

This is not okay

This thread has made me wanna look up some beer gut gators. Thanks Anon Babble, now I'm hard again.

hella epic

schlurpzilla