The webm that broke me

I will literally never experience this, thanks Rockstar.

I will literally never experience this

You only have to wait one more year, you impatient buffoon.

Jason looks like a goddamn spic with that hair.

The way those keys moved when she threw it makes no sense.

Holy fuck, it's not that hard to get a gf. Literally just talk to girls.

Tolerates being manhandled

Tolerates her taking charge

Spends his days being a dutiful boyfriend/lover fixing up the house and ignoring other girls lusting over him in the beginning of the trailer while she is in prison.

Is this what Latina pussy does to a white man?

Bonnie and Clyde media don't usually catch my attention, but I'm actually excited for this one

Kinda like injecting h

It was programmed to fall along a Bezier curve because the engine probably sucks at physics

Nope, its literally impossible, 60% of young men are single. There was a guy that asked out 30 girls in 1 min and got rejected by all, one of them even pretended to be lesbian.

Yeah, girls can usually sense when a guy is going to troon out and suck some dicks.
They tend to reject guys when they know the guy doesn't really like girls.

yet people will still say this isn't real time

cat

you know that apartment reeks

Why not? Just get on like a dating app or something..

30 girls in 1 min

maybe hed have better luck if he put more than 2 seconds of effort into asking someone out

I've been chasing this high since I was 18 and broke up with my gf. I'm now 34 and can't find a girl like that ever again. All women care about in a man after college is social status. Only teens can experience true love.
Just give up.

Its not hard to get a girlfriend but it is hard to get a girlfriend you can be proud of getting.

was her ass always that wide?

yet they cant sense when jamal is going to leave them with 2 black eyes and a kid to raise

yeah in the gameplay leak from years ago her ass was already pretty big

salty milk and coins
bags of sand

ldc = latina defense crew?

I feel this everyday. You should seriously try harder on getting a gf

Smoking makes any girl an instant 0/10 no matter how hot she is.

Sorry incelbros, but honestly it feels amazing. Not having someone that loves you must be really shitty. Go outside

This. Smoking is fucking disgusting.
Some people have no idea.

a woman who loves her man

i hope they don't ruin it

I haven't seen the trailer, but that looks really cute and I like it a lot. If the game was about a loving couple I would pre order it, but the first trailer was all about disgusting american shit, so I don't know.

that high vis jacket

Garbage collecting mini game?

holy fuck leave you're you incel freaks if I can pull bitches and make them love me YOU CAN

What guy? He sounds fat and gay.

I don't know his name, but this is him.

I haven't gone out of the house in a year
how am I supposed to get a gf

It's zoomers. Zoomer males have it the worst of any generation. is probably just a millennial who doesn't have to deal with modern dating at its worst.

The only way it makes sense is if you imagine they slipped out of her hand perfectly just as she was throwing them.

Mocap is talentless and soulless.

Have you tried showering and getting a haircut?

a year

look at this normalfaggot casual

Some dumb or smug shit took "getting a 'yes' is a numbers game" to its literal extreme.

It is a numbers game at its base overall, but you still need to put a little effort in at the very least. One thing I genuinely feel sympathy for zoomers, and younger, are the social media clout-chaser whores who will publicly shame a person on their social media for taking a shot, especially if they make up some bullshit story along with it that only a mouth breather would believe (i.e. about half the people on Earth); that shit is a cruel hurdle for someone with social anxiety to overcome, and something a lot of older people do not understand (myself included, until somewhat recently) that happens until you see many cases of it.

It's hard to find the perfect dommy mommy like this beautiful girl

She's on probation.
You probably do it once for a main story mission and that's it.

What does your home smell like as a brown person? Can't be worse than a cat.

Nta but cat shit and piss reeks, even worse than dogs or rats

talk to girl

she gives me fuck off signals

repeat 20x

What now

repeat until success

34 years old

Never had a gf

Never experienced intimacy and a woman who loves me

This makes me feel like its too late and I should kill myself

Leaving the house doesn't get you a gf either so I have no advice for you, sorry bro.

why would I do that when I don't go outside

Why do you failed normalfags keep shitting up the website with your dogshit. No one fucking cares. Stop acting like a bunch of pussy ass simps and kill yourself already.

Just fuck a teen, retard.

hi point came out with an ar15 before gta 6; and somehow the hi point will be less trash than this game will be

I too, will never own my own house.

WHAT?!

a couple of ex-convicts with low wage jobs

living in a house like that

Yeah sure.

You shouldn't think about it at this point.

he was skinnier in the leaks, he looks fat here. i prefer it when he was skinnier

Jason isn't an ex-convict. He's ex-military and it seems he has some line of work that isn't that bad.

He sells drugs for the old boomer do you not have a fucking brain and functioning eyes?
Did we watch the same trailer?

Shop for a gf at Chick-fil-A

warm, fuzzy

throwing keys onto a glass table with a glass bowl

low IQ woman

I will not buy this game

saying "low IQ woman" is exactly the same as saying "woman"

there are high IQ women and they wouldn't do that
they're still women though

it's not hard get a gf, it's hard to get a good gf

First person mode will drive many to suicide

You could always....become the gf

they like that

All women care about in a man after college is social status

If a woman is only interested in your money/status, its because those are the only things you can provide.

Mine is kind of autistic she kept destroying her outlet adapters/charging blocks for phones because she would keep unplugging it frequently. I got her to switch to a surge protector where she can just turn off each individual thing off. She's just as meticulous about turning those off frequently.

I've only long termed dated girls I've felt were probably smarter than me. I'm a fucking retard and somehow pull PhD students and department heads.

Man if there's a weight system and you can make her a little slimmer, I'll probably fall in love for real.

I'm 40 and have never touched a woman. No point in thinking about it, I was simply priced out from the beginning.

I've never even been on a date with a girl and I'm 27

the first trailer was all about disgusting american shit

EVERY Gta is about that. The writers are scottish dudes shitting on american culture

unsolicited response but hbomberguy said in their Deus Ex Human Revolution review that games where too much happens in cutscenes kind of drive the player away from caring what story happens in them. If its outside of the players control, then it "thats cutscene Jensen's problem" and i thought that was a good observation.

It's pretty good , makes you feel like you're really home and can relax even if there's some bullshit going on in life. That cutesy phase doesn't last forever though

I didn't really like it honestly, I'm a genuine volcel. Boobs are very nice though.

I feel the opposite i can kind of tune out dialouge that's happening while walking or driving around unless the character is fun. I can only ever remember packy and Brucie from gta iv because they had fun dialogue. Don't remember any side characters from v other than Lamar.

There's probably a proper balance. Introductions to characters definitely need to be a cut scene.

I really don't believe there are willingly 30 yr old virgins unless they have some deformation or are closeted gays

You think you want her slimmer, but then you touch a real woman like that and you realise you don't

If you don't go to church, and work a male dominated field. Meeting women is pretty hard. After traveling a bit internationally, I really feel like American women are way too picky, you need be part of their clique to really have a shot.

You are like a emotionally dependent puppy. You WILL kill yourself at some point. Love yourself first

prefer to stay inside and play video games since the 90s

it's now 2025

now what

have gf

want second gf

Life really aint fair, I've come to realise

And I really don't believe some of you realize what website you're posting statements like this.

I have no idea how guys can do this. Women have a 6th sense you're talking around. Then each one will want to talk or text you a frequent amount a day.

Knew one dude who would be talking to like 6 girls at a time. He was on the phone like 3 hours a day. Sometimes I lie about when I'm off just so I can have a day to myself.

He has different builds throughout the two trailers. I think they brought back the architect feature from San Andreas and RDR2.

I've been cheating on my gf for over a year and she has no idea, or at least I don't think so. It doesn't feel great and I don't know what to do.

I like how thicc they look here
looks like body deformation is in

also do you think the console changes depending what platform the game is running on? that console looks too close to a playstation and it was running on a playstation

what a faggot, i am 28 and i feel nothing anymore. By 34 you should be a stone not some crying baby

i want a boifren who will cuddle and play vidyagaymes with me :3

I find it hilarious that people lament they can't have a gf/bf. Yes, keep whining on this forum, it will make things better lol

If you don't go to church

I don't know about you but churches where i live are filled with 40+ married women.
Modern girls just aren't into religion that isn't new age bullshit

Literally why cheat, just dump her

60% of young men are also pathetic as fuck its actually sad

not him, but I made it 26 years on this planet without a gf, perfectly fine and happy
I think I'll be alright on the off chance this relationship doesn't work out and I never get another one
pretty slim odds on that however

"your" gf ate out her ex bf's ass and now you kiss that

Think about this: cumming feels awesome, but when you're done cumming you kinda don't want to cum anymore or even think about porn at all. Cuddling/romance is similar. It's awesome, but you can't just sit there cuddling for 12 hours. Your brain will eventually say "alright I wanna go play vidya now". People treat sex and romance as the be all end all, it's just another desire like pooping, jacking off, entertainment, eating etc. Once you acquire romance, it's just another one of those and loses its luster. You eventually end up thinking to yourself once the honeymoon phase is over: "Hmm, there's nothing wrong with her but I kinda wanna just be alone for a few days". The honeymoon phase only ends with that girl because your brain is used to her which is why it feels good hopping to another girl, just like you can't just play one game forever and you want to move on to the next one. It's not some secret, sex and romance is literally just entertainment.
Raising children releases parental chemicals in your brain that make you stop thinking about romance and sex as often, so that's why you're a shitty person when you cheat after having a kid. It means your desire to fuck around is stronger than the parental desire your chemicals just injected you with.

me, I want to play vidya while cuddling and not talking

That's why relationships fail. I want to keep cuddling, I really do, but I also wanna play vidya you know. But she won't like that, and after months and months of "man I wanna play vidya but I know she won't want to be with me when I do" you eventually begin to stop caring about her as much.

bro will never get the opportunity to wear a hi vis vest cause he's neet

Based and sissypilled. The best thing about guys too is they will appreciate you and they wont nag you incessantly. Not only that but if cooming is your scene a sissyfu literally has a male sex drive.

I'm 36 and got back with my high school love from when I was 15-21. Living together in a nice house now. It can happen.

not if you spend all your time shitposting

The fuck is going on with those keys?

over 365 days of seething and bait to come!

Am I cynical or does it seem basically preordained that she'll end up cheating on him at some point through the story?

Just from the type of story it is, feels absolutely guaranteed to me. Which makes it hard to invest in this at all.

what's the problem? that's how real keys behave

We got suicidal thoughts before GTA VI skull skull skull

1000% a you problem. Didn't even cross my mind.
I think the story will be something like she's making him worse and the moral conflict will be between what IS a good, strong relationship, vs what she's doing to Brodude-protag as a person

Honestly I'll sooner buy him cheating on her.

Lower your standards

Me? Gonna be eatting cluckin bell over and over till she’s a big fatty.

felt like you at 26

no gf, never had a gf, didn't care, felt fine

actually fell for a girl for the first time in my life

brain explodes in feel-good hormones, hit like I would assume heroin would

been chasing the high ever since

it’s literally fucking normal to have hobbies outside of relationship, most relationships fail beacuse people bond over one specific thing and suddenly they realize other person isn’t as intrested in it as they thought, i get fucking yelled to play vidya when my gf is cooking so she can listen to basic bitches podcast in oeace

I turn 32 next month and I have never even kissed a girl

you kids should start by getting a job, unless you're super weird sweaty hands creeper you'll meet someone from there
be realistic with your standards, on here you all whine about women wanting chad but you wont land some qt as a fat greasy nerd
sort yourself out, dress better, get a car and an apartment/house. im a quiet guy and i met a very social gf. opposites attract.

this is unrealistic.
2 open beers on the table? why 2?
who is the other person drinking beers? is it a woman!?
i thought lucia was latina...? iirc, latina women are crazy, hormonal, territorial, and possessive.
why hasn't she accused him of cheating on her!?

total immersion breaker.

got a job

women are either 45+ divorcee chainsmokers or married

a cutscene is what did it for me

absolute state

The trailer is the most lovey-dovey shit ever but for some reason the website makes it seem like she's using him, I don't get it.

an apartment/house

lol you have to be retarded to do that in this economy.

It's only fun in the first month before they become a pyschopath

I never experimce this either. Because I'm always waiting at the door to welcome my girlfriend instead of lounging on the couch like some nigger.

I hate women because my mother is horrible
I've never been loved by anyone

I love you anon

Get a dog, its generally the same thing.

just get a pet bro

this shit is so patronizing. dogs are fucking retarded, they fall in love with whoever feeds them every day. it's not the same thing at all.

even if u can get a hooker, i legit think i wouldn't cheat on her

I think the problem is most chicks can barely be bothered to show interest or match the energy you have towards her

Race mixers burn in hell for eternity.

dogs are fucking retarded, they fall in love with whoever feeds them every day. it's not the same thing at all.

You just described every woman(and man) on the planet.

nah

I will literally never experience this

No one will. What would happen in the real world is she'd sit down, frustrated and complain endlessly about her day, colleagues, family, friends, while you throw in a "mhm", "oh?" or "yeah" once in a while, yearning for a bit of peace and quiet.
t. woman knower

Based & experience pilled.

just hooked up with a chick wwho looks a lot like pic related ang got her to give me my first boobjob

the porn doesn't do it justcice damn it was great

say it with me now

TOTAL.INCEL.DEATH.

Good to see some republican representation

She eventually stops being so affectionate while you still yearn for those early days, and she continues to expect things of you without anything in return, so you just start to grow contempt for her, she doesn't like that, and then the relationship ends.

I've spent my entire life avoiding everyone and the more time passes the less I regret it

Thank you fucked up brain

Bro don't give people false hope.

You too can win the lottery!

this shit is so patronizing.

so is every fag fawning over every dysfunctional relationship under the sun.

I want my doro back. I want to be with my doro. I want to watch my doro draw her comics. I want to hear my doro sing to me again. I want to make my doro laugh and have my doro make me laugh. Why won't my doro let me apologize and be with me again?

I've unironically tried love spells and I think I'm at the end of my rope because I don't think there's a way I can get her back.

tl;dr How do I let go of my ex and hope she's having a happy life without me? It's been 2+ years and I'm still living with this pain.

gamer audience asks for hetero, wholesome relationship in their vidya

they get it

gamer audience proceeds to commit mass suicide because they cant handle the the sight of said hetero wholesome relationship

13 years after GTA V and they still have the Barbie looking mocap shit.

Come over and I'll show you

Guaranteed shit physics. The game is gonna suck ass and normie retards are gonna coom over it, just like GTA V and GTA:Online.

Agree

nah it's pre-rendered scene you retard.
the game is going to have an even more upgraded form of the same physics used in RDR2.

Do you retard faggots seriously thinking the objects in cutscenes have physics?

So, dogshit?

wearing shoes indoors

wearing filthy sanitation vest and hugging someone with it

Disgusting

It's the ducks at the pond are free meme, but Latina girls. Their families literally give them away.

giving easy internet access to third worlders was a mistake. This is the intelligence level of your average poster now lmao. Actual subhumans

They did in actual good games, filthy retarded jeet.

dude I just wanna goon, government mandated GFs when?

Makes the game look boring.

This shot is honestly the hottest thing I've seen in a video game ever. It's so raw, and real.

kill yourself you fucking retard

Good game

Wasting resources on a cutscene that HAS to play the same every time

congrats, anon. this is one of the most retarded posts I've seen in years.

bitches like strong men who don't give a fuck about society, that's why they always go for the chads and tyrones

yeah, made me laugh when I read that

letting the system you designed operate as it's supposed to

wasting resources

Subhuman mongoloid(s), go make my shoes you third world trash.

can't even afford the shittiest of apartments without having a degree or becoming a tradefag, it's over

It's a cutscene you retarded cumsniffer.
They keys can't just ragdoll around, they have to hit the table, always, consistently. Fucking Valve figured this shit out in episode 2.

nta and that guy is a total freak but it would kinda be funny if the keys landed in different spots sometimes.
also throwing car keys onto a glass coffee table is psychotic behavior

be yourself

Every foid is ugly as shit

But MC is steroid filled gigachad

Why are all games made for foids now??

be me

virgin at age 25

almost every girl I dare to ask out said yes through out my life

only 4 out of 5, but still

always fucked it up during date 1 because I was so up in my own head because "oh noes I'm a virgin"

finally meet girl

ask out, tell her after 2 dates I never kissed

she makes the move

totally suck at making out, but she knows why

10 years pass

we are married and have a kid

Dont make such a big deal out of it. You are fucking it up, learn from your mistakes and try again and dont see females like something special, something to fear and something to act differently around.

The just be yourself is advice for (you). You dont want to act like someone your not for the rest of your life.

Also women like sex just as much as we do. Understand how sex works for women. They take a submissive position in bed and love not knowing how hard and when etc you will fuck.
So with that in mind, what do you think happens when you are uncertain about yourself?
Excuse me...can I hold your hand? He said stuttering out of fear
Will that person fuck?

They're robbers enjoying their new house, Anon.
Let the stinky latina scratch her table.

cargo chinos must exist

I won't experience it either because I refuse to buy anything new made by Rockstar

No duh it's a cutscene shit-for-brains, but it's a three foot drop into a bowl with the same exact starting variables and inputs every time. It's also been almost 20 years since Episode 2, and I bet you're thinking of a much more complicated scene.

But hey, these retards at R* can't even ANIMATE that three foot drop without making it look like shit, so there's no way they managed to implement decent physics.

Kill yourself. Or waste your time replying AGAIN, Rajesh. I won't be reading it you samefagging shit-eater.

Seethe

This will be the greatest game ever made.

what kind of stuff can rockstar even make fun of in a gta these days?

obese couple as criminal masterminds

makes me chuckle, i'll give em that

just be yourself

Fucking lmao

They take a submissive position in bed and love not knowing how hard and when etc you will fuck.

So with that in mind, what do you think happens when you are uncertain about yourself?

Excuse me...can I hold your hand? He said stuttering out of fear

Will that person fuck?

It's literally legally considered rape in europe now, if you have sex without specifically asking for consent. By the way, that consent can be withdrawn at any moment, without her telling you, and then congratulations you are now a rapist in the eyes of the law.

i stopped playiong GTA and rockstar in 2013 after GTAV. they lost their touch in all the dialogue. to me, it's like pulp fiction where when a person looks back at it when he's older, quite a few of the dialogue is absolute cringe and made for high schoolers

34

live on the beach

wife and kid

busy, but healthy and mostly happy

[spoilers] not time to play vidya

Deserved

why does he look like a turtle shell

trvke

jason looks like george lopez here

brvtal trvthnvke

Anon Babble told me that when I'm 25 girls will talk to me on the street and so on. I'm 28 now and that never happened.

2 more weeks

just get any GF and be there to relax her after work

this! fuck 4 channers and their suave demeanor.

what?

How were you priced out?

You have to look like Jason to get this

That's way better. Women don't even fall in love with the men who put a roof over their heads or put food on the table.

34 khv

Don't see myself getting any gf at all even when I'm 40

Just gonna wait for that cyborg girlfriend that love me unconditionally.
No, I'm not gonna imagine my own Tulpa girlfriend.

How many ad threads do we need again? 30+? Off a trailer with no gameplay, no less. Just a bunch of (Obvious) jackasses having a non-discussion about pointless shit.

khv

I can fix all of that.

I forgot to mention that I'm not gay

Do you really need a gameplay trailer for GTA?
It hasn't changed since IV.

Unironically yes

I can just wear a skirt, Anon.

The way beer looks and moves around makes me think this is prerendered footage. No way this was running on PS5.

Peruvian gf haver here.
Can confirm that it's indeed what latina pussy does to me.

anons i escaped wizarddom by merely a year
happily married with a daughter on the way
its not too late for you

lmao faggot everything in the GTAV trailer was from the PC version that they still took a full year to release after the consoles.
Get ready to beta test, bitch.

this shit still isnt as bad as the Smash spam when Scrimblo Bimblo and JRPG twink get anounced

I have 6 months left, Anon.

why does he have 2 open beers

True, true and... sadly she's flatter than a PS2 slim so I'll never know how they feel.

I also wanna play vidya you know. But she won't like that

i get fucking yelled to play vidya when my gf is cooking

You need to change gf holy fucking shit.
if she won't give your own personal space and needs to be pampered 24/7 that's not a gf it's a fucking dog.

You cannot get a true gf unless you ask yourself why it is that you want a gf in the first place instead of sticking with friends or fleshlights.

I wanna feel loved.
Someone has to exist out there that likes me.

Does your family not love you?

The answer is, of course, my peanus weanus

The love of friends and family is not the same as romantic love, Anon. Don't be retarded.

Do you even know what constitutes romantic love?

Have you communicated any of this with her or are you just assuming that she'll be mad if you go play vidya?

I wanna feel loved.

See

That dog looks autistic.

Chad settles for an ugly hag

The most unrealistic part of all this
GTA vi is already doomed from the start

I can't fuck a dog, Anon.

A cat is fine too

Go outside
Lots of chads settle for uggos

Sometimes I lie about when I'm off just so I can have a day to myself.

This is normal just in life in general.
I dont know how people can text and call each other so god damn much.
After spending all day on my fucking phone and talking to people the last fucking thing I want to do is to do it at home.
Main reason I'm single is I honestly cant be bothered to fucking text and do stuff, its such a fucking chore.

was he waiting for her to come home and she was late? why is there a 2nd opened beer bottle

karl jobst

Autistic

Introverted

Social Anxiety

It was over before it even began

do you know what a litter box is

The keys have to hit the ashtray at a specific point because that's when the actor for the male wakes up and notices her.
Mocap either didn't include the keys in their 'simulation' or some timing went wrong with their acting and instead of reshooting they just change the key animation and hope people don't notice.

Why do you fags want a gf so bad? It's fun for like a month, then the REAL her comes out and you start hating the bitch.

gf walks in after a day of work

First thing she does is a massive braaap

Do your gfs do this?

Girls don't fart, retard

It's ok, the pain of having it and it withering into something unrecognizable is equally as bad

brain damage at age 3

anxiety disorder

hereditary disease i really do not want to pass on

All i want is to be in a relationship but i just cannot fit in normal life

I want a gf that doesn't do that.

Here's your irl Lucia bro

Jealous of your fake story

You can still make it.

What's the cutest thing your gf does?

Mine has tourettes and has adorable little tics

I never had a girlfriend, I never even kissed and I'm 25

you need to actually like that gf

gf needs to like you

gf needs to accept your porn games

gf needs to accept your personality and interests and you hers

Wouldn't call it easy when odds are 1 in billions for you to meet someone like that

It's only a fraction of a relationship. The rest of it is like babysitting a toddler that throws tantrums and eventually grows to hate/resent you. Possibly also get bored of you as well.

You look like a good Jason...

This. I'm too much of a coomer to have a gf.

It looks like the romance plot will be very important to the story, something that's pretty much completely new for GTA.
I don't like it honestly, people are lonelier and more isolated than ever before so this kind of escapism just stings and makes me sadder.

Get a escort, it was weird and awkward but I decided I might as well do something about it. The one I went to didn't allow kissing so I'm still a kissless virgin. I've also never been "in love" so still a emotionless virgin.

An escort makes you realise sex is no different from any other dopamine chasing things. I imagine it's better with different people. The blowjobs were always kino though.

Exactly, people think some poor home stuck coomer would turn into a rich traveling family man overnight when he gets a gf and assimilates into the society and adhere to its rules and customs and in most cases would throw decades of hobby related things in the trash..

Not him, but if I reach wizardhood then yeah, I'm going for escorts.

Escorts just mean you didn't beat the game.

I didn't want to play in the first place.

He fell for the volcel propoganda

You lot will do anything to avoid getting into an actual relationship, huh

At least try casting a spell before throwing 30 years away

If I have to resort to prositutes might as well get some dude to fuck me. I get rid of my virginity and I figure out once and for all if I'm bi.

americans are truly subhuman

since when are car keys made of hardened steel that can scratch glass

i change diapers

nobody envies you, that's why you're here coping

She's fat in that webm appears weightless if she really did that she would have fell into him knocking the wind out

wrong, you're just too low IQ to realize that

Still sex.

It very much is too late at that point. Just learn to get comfy on your own. You will live a lonely loveless life but atleast it's relatively stress free.

better watch some more rape hentai that will help

Started my first relationship at 30. Now that I think about it it wasn't even hard. Although, to be fair, I genuinely never tried before that so I don't know what romantic rejection feels like either.

just be yourself

be myself

stay in my bedroom hiding from my shitty parents as a neet for over 10 years

never go outside

can't drive because I have too much crippling anxiety to take a driving test

never even interact with other human beings in any way because I'm a fucking manchild dependent on my dad who's dependent on social security checks

now what

this retard thinks it gets easier to cope as you get older instead of harder

sorry for what you're gonna go through

dude cutscenes to an empty open world

Epiccccc

It's great for you sometimes. But the women doesn't feel anything. They don't love or care.

get help to get over your anxiety and start becoming indpendent from your parents anon. getting a girlfriend will not magically solve your problems in life.

i know this is trolling but its kinda funny to me how heteros always say this shit about each other like the other part is basically a robot or alien. its so fucking stupid and sad, how are you even living.

get help

i went to therapy for a year, nothing changed
help isn't easily accessible for people who actually need it

gf won't fix anything

being loved by someone genuinely for the first and only time in my life (my parents are terrible) would literally give me a reason to live
if a girl actually loved me I would give up everything and be 10x the person I am now for her
I can't do anything on my own and never will

It's literally impossible. Try being European, there's 2 women for every 3 men because we imported more men from abroad

I got that dog in me and I want to feel bones

get help to get over your anxiety and start becoming indpendent from your parents anon.

Ah so just be yourself by not being yourself.
Typical normies giving useless advices

isnt gta supposed to be for incels who wants to be violent ingame?
why is there romance?

why is getting help to get out of his situation "not being himself" for you? what would you say he should do then.

That shit just hurts more the older you are. You know everything you said is just coping mechanism

Go outside, it's not hard to find a gf

Women can ruin your life. Maybe less so gf than wife, but still. Sucks to not have a partner in life that cares, but could be worse.

Women are chad only

He needs a gf to experience and understand romantic love.
Understanding it both logical and emotional.

what would you say he should do then.

Not what he should do, but rather what others should do.
It's a very simple thing.
Acknowledge that "Just be yourself" is a garbage advice.
And then apologize for giving a useless garbage advice.

go outside

okay, it's just miles of road and houses and no way for me to even get to civilization because there's no public transportation and I can't drive
what now

Why is it so common for dudes to claim that the bad economy or their own finances is the reason they're single, and that if only they a had a good job they would be in a relationship? It it cope or is it actually true?

When I was a poor NEET I never felt like money was the main obstacle to getting a gf, and now that I own a home and make over twice the median household income where I live it's definitely not the main obstacle because there are still no women interested in me.

BEER DROPS

It it cope or is it actually true?

Where I live (Finland) it's definitely true and there has been a lot of public discourse about women becoming gold diggers

HERE COMES A GIRL WITH PERFECT TEETH
I BET SHE WON'T BE SMILING AT ME
I KNOW HOW JEFFRY DAHMER FEELS
LONELY, LONELY
I WAS AWKWARD AS A CHILD BLUEPRINT
FOR MY WRETCHED LIFE
CONFIDENCE I'VE BEEN DENIED
LONELY, LONELY
SOMETHING IN MY HEAD, IT WON'T SWITCH OFF WHEN I'M ALONE
I GOT A TRIGGER INSIDE, I GOT A TRIGGER INSIDE
I GOT A TRIGGER INSIDE, I GET THE FEELING I'VE BEEN CHEATED
I GOT A TRIGGER INSIDE, I GOT A TRIGGER INSIDE
I GOT A TRIGGER INSIDE, I GET THE FEELING I'VE BEEN CHEATED

If you wanna get that driver's license, the only option is to either brute force it, or do some other things while you work up to getting it. Your anxiety is probably because you don't interact with people enough and the only way to fix that is by getting out of the house. Figure out how best to do that, either by repeating the driver's test (yes I know it's not free) or by forcing yourself to to something even worse like a part-time job. Work as a dishwasher or something stupid like that

i think i genuinely don't care, or at any rate i'm too emotionally cold/dull for a gf (or bf)
i hate being sober more than i hate being single

perfectly fine

Anon Babble poster

I can't even get a job without a license or car
I hate this fucking country

she looks like a fridge

Unless you're going for the damaged goods, otherwise any girl that knows their worth would have a higher demand.
Either you look really good, 10/10 and they can overlook how poor you are, or you really have to be rich to have a decent girl.

shoes indoors

do amerikeks really??

i started dating a latina almost as just a fling, 12 years later and I put two babies in her and living the good life

This is the 953853th time i've heard a variation of this

Anon has never worn a Correctional Facility vest while picking up trash on the side of the street because of a court mandate, and it shows.

stop playing videogames

why? so I can be more useful to woman and society? peak cuck mentality

just find a single mom

inb4 I want a virgin

you'll never find a 30-something virgin woman and age gaps are literally, no, LITERALLY pedophilia, so don't even think about that

Is there a more kino couples dynamic than partners in crime?

I'll never experience a shit skin coming home from cleaning up the streets

So you married the first girl that touched you ? Bro…

Marrying the first girl that likes you? Pathetic, just be a manwhore before settling down, bro

the amount of browns in this thread is worrying

If you're a virgin at 25 then you should just take whatever you can get, because if you're that bad with women as to have only found ONE willing to fuck you by then there's a very good chance that you'll never find another.

Let me phrase it even simpler for you:
More options = Bigger chance to find someone the most compatible with you
Baffling concept, right ?

Eh, I disagree, you might think 25 is old, but you’re forcing yourself to be with someone for DECADES without knowing if you’ll claw each others eyes out later on. Just because of sex, something you’ll barely do anymore after „x years“ anyway

zoomies and younger are braindamaged from constant phones and social media use, they dont know how to communicate irl, its worse than you can imagine
what used to be a rare case of 'forever alone' socially inept (often legit autistic) adult virgins is now the common place, the norm