I know Anon Babble loves Shantae

Greens are good for you.

can you revive her or shes more of a species of creature now?

risky boobs lol

i love her way more than shantae

I bet her cock is three times as big as Shantae's.

I want her to slap me in the face with it before cramming it down my throat.

The point of zombies is that they're living dead anon. That's what happens when you try to revive the dead.

so is she still tight down there? asking for a friend

I could see her being revived temporarily in a game just so they have an excuse to reuse her human design again.

Then why are you cucking yourself by posting a pic of another man hugging her?

She probably smells of that putrid sickly sweet smell off death. Possibly has maggots squirming around inside her too. Hard pass.

Anytime I see this series posted I'm reminded of the old spice Terry crews compilation

She’s not a slut that word has lost its meaning

Got nothing on my man, Karnov

Don’t care plus didn’t ask

She's cartoon-dead, not undiscovered crime-scene dead. Literally no-one reacts to her the way they should if what you are saying is true.

Rigor mortis only happens in the first few days of death, sorry zombiefucker

she owes me paizuri

Her human soul is in the spirit world and has a very different personality

Implying the zombie is just some kind of wraith possessing her body

Kind of fucked up, Wayforward.

She will never be a genie

that's totally me right there buddy
he's what you call the "self-insert" character amirite
guess you're just one of them fabled "Anon Babble trannies"!

Then watch it again.
youtube.com/watch?v=25IhfWRO4Rk

correct post

Are they making rosario + vampire games?

im going to self insert my member in her organization

I’m literally the only person on the planet that likes Sky the best

Either that, or like only a shadow or echo of herself remains inside her body, and it carries on, continually developing its personality in the absence of her soul.

Can she be fixed and turned into a loving mother?

Or will she, at best, be a mother who only shows up when her child needs saving or advice?

something like this would be a good size difference between Risky and me.

Rotty would try to eat you if you were both alone and she could get away with it.

Why is she purple?

Because she's a pirate, that's her species.

Yeah probably. I don't know why but I've just never given a single fuck about Sky, Even the various one-off side characters rank above her.

Gigamermaids is perfect.

Dark magic.

She a Vandalic-Berber mutts

*several dead sluts

Even worse.

She's cute, but her flavor just isn't as strong as the girls around her. "I raise birds" just isn't as impactful of a quirk as "evil pirate" or "genki zombie" or "hip swiveling genie." Also, she's kind of a nag Not a good way to make a character liked.

she'd probably be a good mother but raise her son like a pirate

Here come the Anon Babble-poisoned freaks.

nope

I think it's pretty hardcore that she wears her old boss's skull as a bikini top and bottom

Anon Babblechad keep on posting

Yes?

I do too, she’s a cute Gyaru bird loving bitch
I love tanned white blonde bitches more than I can say

Why are Shantae threads attract fetishes

She’s also super thirsty for dick but eternally cursed to never get it

ho ho ho

Yeah, I hate adult women fetishists like you wouldn’t believe

imagine the prone bone plaps

Anon Babble loves Shantae

demographic players base

You know why.

That's a good thing. Horny (straight) girls are fucking rare in fiction these days as an albino elephant.

would be fun doing it after her baths

I’m will be her maggots.

She's 16.

how get risky boots gf

Why doesnt she have a name? what the fuck is risky boots?

Shantae is so lucky to have her as a rival, granted she has to save the world every now and then

This knowledge has been disavowed. She is a young adult now.

nope

So no pube?

This knowledge has been canon. She is a happy teenager now.

Yeah but those low ride white jeans with the slits in the side and cute apple bottom and perky tits looks really nice

pubes are dlc

This how game companies generate revenue.

I love Genies
I love Pirates
Don't care much for zombies

wait you guys actually like risky?

Yes

Kurdish ave sexo

Respectable opinion

what, you think it's some kind of joke because we're only allowed to like shantae?
frankly i'm tired of shantae and have been for the past several years

yeah shantae has been getting too many eyes. its nice to see the evil pirate get some love

A tomboy princess like Asha Greyjoy

She's fat

How does one plunder this Booty?

Her body is hot but I don't care for her smug and haughty personality.

Would be funnier if it had turned out to be Risky's dream instead.

but i do

Sex with Sky.

I don't care for her smug and haughty personality.

Absolutely insanely shit tastes

This guy gets it

Love undead girls. Losing my virginity to a corpse is less pathetic when the corpse can move on its own.

draw her as a elephant

Damn that’s a hot ass

You would literally die if you tried

and shes knows it

Does Shantae literally have the biggest booty in all of gaming?

But not before getting her pregnant. With octuplets.

I'm about to play Seven Sirens for the first time, what did I think of it?

You thought it was a regressive step back into Kojima's patented "lecture-based storytelling".

Ewwwww, she's old

risky needs to be captured again by a perverted demon monster that's at pirate master's level or better
and puts her in all kinds of sexy scantily clad bondage

Apparently they rebalanced the game post-launch. It used to be WAY too fucking easy, that's for sure.

Anyways, it's fun, but not quite up to Pirate's Curse in most regards. But if you like exploration, you might like it better.

RIP brave anon