Based retard villains

literally pulls the "we're not so different, you and I" speech on an 11 year old girl

To be fair, another group of adults was relying on that same little girl to do everything so it checks out.

Telltale Games were so fucking awful they looped back around to being based, like that one movie, "The Room". Good riddance to a shit company run by an even shittier company, but also RIP these glorious shitgems. Gonna miss em.

S1

you're a pedo, kys

S2

still a pedo, jump off a building and land on your neck

S3

... okay she has those fuck me eyes

S4

IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

its sad their last game was actually great

I get S1 you want the cute little girl to protect and all, but S2 should've had a WAY bigger time skip for the kind of story they had going. It really is this little girl being a boss bitch running the entire place. Completely comical.

youtu.be/OQuYP1Pgx8U

Season 3 is 13 and 4 is 16

S4

She looks like she hasn't bathed in months

the 16 month time skip was already kinda ridiculous. Apparently nothing worth mentioning happened during that period

I wish she had more characterization later on than "muh AJ"

She needs to have her period all over me. Give me her used menstrual cups.

best Joker story in the franchise

but have to play through S1 which was pretty shitty

you're a pedophile for choosing any version, dumb bass

AJ marks the point when I bailed. Could not have cared less about that little nigglet, and the game basically forces him on you. Optimal ending for S2 would have been to leave him at the settlement, and then leaving with Kenny.

I paid money for this.

My condolences

Only one of these characters that mattered at all was the one bitch that steals your shit or something

I know I played this but don't remember literally anything about it.

to be fair, she didnt really do anything that unbelievable that I can remember. couple parts were eye raising like fixing the wind turbine, but then you realize that any character in that situation wouldve been able to do it with no training and its like eh
it was more everyone else around her was completely inept
"what do YOU think we should do, elementary school girl?"

I stopped after S2. What are 3 and 4 even about? Does Clem drag that nigger baby with her the rest of the game?

3 is about a dude questioning whether he wants to bang his brother's stoner wife
Dunno about 4

I replayed the whole series, finished s4 yesterday
s1 is more bloated than I remembered, there's tons of scenes that fucking drag and are really not important, episode 5 is still incredible

s2, is actually a movie game where you get to pick what clem says sometimes, it also has the best characters, music, dialogue (on par with s1)
the 5th episode is the actual peak of the series, I thought it was pretty challenging without being too misery porn-y, some of the drama feels a bit forced but considering how much of it is directly kenny's fault it works?

s3 fucking blows none of the characters are interesting, david is such a fucking cunt it's unbearable, and there's fucking gabe

s4 is actually kino, love the niglet like you wouldn't believe
I don't know what happened with the last episode but holy shit does it feel rushed

s2>s1>s4>s3

i don't know if I should give 400 days and michonne a try, they look shit but I already have the definitive edition

why'd they give her dyke hair in s3

zombie apocalypse, can't be too fussy about your barber

legal in some countries, not that it makes it any better, just pointing out that not everyone follow mutt law

Of course the Janefag thinks S2 is great and 3 sucks

16 is actually legal in the US
18 is only a limit in some states

The only good character in that forgettable mess was Nate.
youtu.be/ByLeoDScJxw?si=mwKpV7q024xtEBB4

nice strawman retard who said anything about jane? the game is more than 10 years old let it go dumbass
enlighten me on how s3 is any good

But he was correct, Carver immediately recognized Clem as a fellow Protagonist in a world full of hapless walker chow. It's also pretty obvious that AJ is his son and the correct ultimate move is to raise him into a cold-blooded punisher who will go on to dispense righteous vigilante justice on the new world

Notice how the Janefag gets defensive when you call the out
Do not Pursue their antics fellow TWDfans, Janefags cannot be reasoned with

Russell > Vince > Shel >= Wyatt >>> Bonnie

Russell's story was kino purely just because of Nate
I really wanted Vince to be the MC of S2
Bonnie's story was poetic in a way, junkie whores like her really never change

roleplaying muh faction in 2025 kek
you didn't make a single point, just typed janefag in the hopes no one noticed you're too retarded to make an argument
good job not answering about s3

The Janefag is now agitated! Remarkably, it feels anger at others for the poor decisions it makes in life and demands others agree with their radical ideals

Stephanie was sex

Janefag!

Janefag!

....Janefag!

The Janefag, after suffering from an aneurysm given by trying to understand their own logic and braincells, is finally reduced to its final stage of lunacy. Repetitive Babbling.
Such a sad, narrow life...

these fags should have been the cabin group instead of the grocery store group.

3 you play as a hispanic dude with a family. Clem is only a side character
4 is Clem basically being a mom to AJ and it sucks, didn't get past the 2nd episode

to be fair, she didnt really do anything that unbelievable that I can remember

She sewed a dog bite on her arm shut
Forget her being 12 year old, adults couldn't do that shit