Why didn't Peter just break up with MJ and marry Rio instead...

Why didn't Peter just break up with MJ and marry Rio instead? That way he would become both Miles' mentor and also his father figure, would increase the emotional weight of the story.

single mother with a black child: >:(

single mother with a black child, latina: :D

people are so disgusted with Insomniac MJ that they would rather ship Peter with his sidekick's mom instead

kek

giwtwm

What’s with all the granny posting?

what game? who's the chinese lady?

Understandably Gen Z are sick and tired of their own fast and loose women, so they would rather be chasing after older Millennial and Gen Z hags who are well past their partying days

I like redheads, but they legitimately made her look like a man for some reason, Rio looks really cute though, I really don't understand how this happens.
Didn't Miles' father die?
Batman.

Hagfags are all mentally ill

I really don't understand how this happens.

Insomniac simply didn't anticipate people would be lusting after a less important 40 something year old woman and didn't really bother to uglify her since MJ was supposed to be the star.

She looks like my mom lol

Sucks, I guess Rio really is a miracle.

Don't worry, they'll most certainly make her look terrible in the next game if they find out that enough people are lusting after her

close the tab rn

Didn't her actress say she approves the lewd art? I don't doubt they'll remove her completely if there's a next game.

MJ is writers' self insert. That's why they even retconned Black Cat into being lesbian and removed her from the story early on. Funny how both in SM games and Raimi trilogy MJ is the worst character.

Pedophile thread

That's why Peter needs an older mommy gf, just someone that isn't extremely needy, who is there to support and comfort him when he comes home all beaten up.

Breh these realler than real life images are insaaaaane.

Videogames.

How do I stop liking middle aged and old women over young women? I genuinely think I would be very unhappy in a marriage if my wife isn’t at minimum 5 years older than me

The mom's actress reposting porn of her character

Nice

Is she getting more content than Silver Sable, Black Cat, and Spider-verse Trans-Gwen?

Goddamn that's embarassing.

Mary-Jane will likely be killed off early in Spiderman 3 (likely in the same way Gwen Stacy dies in some continuities), all due to the fault of one of the game's main villians and a botched rescue, and will have Silk or whoever else be his new girlfriend.

MJ in SM2 and Black Cat look like trannies
MJ in the first game looks like female JD Vance
Silver Sable is pretty but has that weird body that looks like Hayden Panettiere, Chloe Moretz and Florence Pugh.
Rio is the most normal looking one, but still pretty, and still feminine, so that's probably why she has more content.

and will have Silk or whoever else be his new girlfriend.

It all depends on the race of who ends up being the next lead female writer.

A mommy gf is the ideal for every superhero, other kinds of women simply aren't caring and patient enough to deal with the lifestyle.

Age gap marriages are repulsive

Love is love, chud.

Love is love applies to LGBTQ+, not weirdos wanting to make a woman who’s too old for them into their wife

Did they fired the SM2 writers? If not I don't see it happening.

Go be a fag somewhere else.

Wanting to marry women who are older than you is gay as fuck to be honest.
Can’t image anyone in your family wants to see that shit either

Why is being in a relationship with a woman gay?

Love is love and LGBT acceptance is rooted in the idea that if it's consensual it's none of your business. You can't have it both ways. Either we can call certain relationships repulsive in public or not.

I would have fucked Aunt May if I were Peter

You can’t control being gay though

I have a black belt in plapoeira
This hagfu is gonna get it

No dude, you'd lay there while she fucks YOU

I want to fuck your mom anon. And I hope you want to fuck her too.

That's not the point at all. You can't tell someone who to be in a relationship with, beyond of course the age of consent. That was the entire basis for gay rights in the west.